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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:26,160 HEY, FLOSS, DOES THAT LOOK EVEN? 2 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:29,830 OH, IT'S PERFECTO, ANDY, PERFECTO. 3 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,765 OH, WELL, HOW ARE YOU KIDS DOING? 4 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:34,435 WELL, FINE, JUST FINE. 5 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,104 OH, GOOD, I THINK WE'RE PRETTY WELL SET. 6 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,705 NOW, WHERE'S THE LIST? OH, HERE IT IS. 7 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,773 NOW, LET'S SEE -- I GOT THE FOOD ORDERED, 8 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,609 AND MOTHER'S GONNA MAKE THE PUNCH. 9 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,411 NOW, I CHECKED WITH THE BAND. 10 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,146 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW, FLOSS? 11 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,747 WELL, WHY DON'T WE PITCH IN AND HELP THE GIRLS HERE 12 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:47,848 WITH THE NAME BADGES? 13 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,383 ONCE WE'VE FINISHED WITH THEM, 14 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,718 WE'LL BE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE. 15 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,220 NOW, ANDY, THESE ARE THE LETTERS 16 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,554 FROM THE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMING. 17 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:54,855 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S AWFUL NICE 18 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,490 OF YOU KIDS TO HELP US OUT. 19 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,659 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, IT ISN'T YOUR CLASS REUNION. 20 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,094 WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 21 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,230 WE'RE GLAD TO HELP. 22 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:04,432 HEY! OLD ALFRED KITCHERLY'S COMING BACK. 23 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,234 REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO DRIVE THAT OLD ESSEX 24 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,635 WITH "HEY, TOOTS" WRITTEN ON THE SIDE? 25 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,702 OH, WASN'T HE THE ONE 26 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,471 THAT BLEW UP THE CHEMISTRY CLASS? 27 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,206 YEAH. 28 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,508 MM, SHARON DESPAIN. 29 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,445 SEEMS TO ME I REMEMBER THAT NAME. 30 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,748 DIDN'T YOU USE TO GO OUT WITH HER, ANDY? 31 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,351 WE WERE IN CIVICS CLUB TOGETHER. 32 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:26,820 LOT OF FOLKS I REMEMBER, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 33 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,823 YEAH, A LOT OF FOLKS I REMEMBER. 34 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,194 AH! 35 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,528 HMM? 36 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,729 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 37 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:36,864 WHAT? 38 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,366 GUESS WHO'S COMIN' BACK? 39 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:39,500 WHO? 40 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,501 BARNEY! 41 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,470 BARNEY FIFE? 42 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,604 OH, HOW MARVELOUS! 43 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,805 HOW WONDERFUL! 44 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,407 YEAH, HE'S DRIVIN' DOWN 45 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,775 FROM RALEIGH ON FRIDAY. 46 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,344 WELL, I'D BETTER GET THE SPARE ROOM FIXED UP! 47 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:52,280 AND I'D BETTER GET SOME AIR FRESHENER. 48 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:53,881 YOU KNOW HOW BARNEY IS ABOUT AIR. 49 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,717 AND I THINK I'D BETTER GET SOME ANTI-ACID TABLETS. 50 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,720 HE MIGHT FORGET HIS, HMM? 51 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,339 WELL! 52 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,641 GOOD TO SEE YOU! 53 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,443 GOOD TO SEE YOU, ANGE. 54 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,844 WELL, HOW YOU BEEN? 55 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,846 OH, JUST FINE, FINE, FINE. 56 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:26,847 HOW YOU BEEN? 57 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,852 I OUGHT TO GIVE YOU A TICKET, YOU KNOW THAT? 58 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,188 PARKING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. 59 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:35,589 YEAH, YOU OUGHT TO, AT THAT. 60 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,326 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 61 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:39,460 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 62 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,594 HOW'S EVERYBODY? 63 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,496 FINE, FINE, FINE. YOURSELF? 64 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,864 FINE. GOOD. 65 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,339 WELL, WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS A NEW CAR? 66 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,740 YEAH, GOT MYSELF A CAR. 67 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,343 WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED. THAT'S SOMETHING! 68 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,477 YEAH. 69 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,745 HEY. WHAT IS THIS, A '61? 70 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,214 WELL, NO, IT'S A '60, BUT IT'S A '61 GRILLE. 71 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,415 OH, WELL, THAT'S SHARP. 72 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,284 WELL, I WAS GOING TO BUY A NEW ONE 73 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,685 BUT I FIGURED WHAT THE HECK? 74 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,820 LET SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE THE DEPRECIATION. 75 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,223 THE FIRST SIX YEARS ARE MURDER, YOU KNOW. 76 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,291 YEAH, YEAH. 77 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,659 SURE IS A FINE- LOOKING CAR. 78 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,793 WELL... 79 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,496 AH... 80 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,797 WELL? 81 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,600 HOW DOES IT LOOK TO YOU? 82 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,968 YOU MEAN MAYBERRY? 83 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,370 YEAH. 84 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,837 NOT BAD, ANGE. 85 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,639 NOT BAD AT ALL. 86 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,808 YOU PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN THE SMALL TOWNS 87 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,277 YOU REALLY GOT IT MADE. 88 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,411 YEAH, I GUESS. 89 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,646 WELL, YOU WANNA... 90 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,747 YEAH. 91 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:36,584 YEAH... 92 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,751 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 93 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,287 HERE COMES OLD MAN CROWLEY. 94 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,988 I WANT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE 95 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,256 WHEN HE SEES I'M BACK. 96 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,560 MR. CROWLEY. 97 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,329 MORNIN', ANDY, BARNEY. 98 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,567 WELL, HE'S GETTING OLD. 99 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,436 YEAH, HE IS. 100 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,504 MMM. 101 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,805 WELL... 102 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,818 WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED. 103 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,953 YEAH. 104 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,323 SAME OLD COURTHOUSE. 105 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,825 YEAH, IT'S THE SAME OLD COURTHOUSE. 106 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,472 SAME OLD DESK. 107 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,775 SAME OLD DESK. 108 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,043 SAME CHAIR. 109 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,711 SAME CHAIR. 110 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,886 WELL, THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. 111 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,324 YEAH. 112 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,926 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW, BARN? 113 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,762 YOU STILL WITH THE STATE TRAFFIC? 114 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,963 OH, NO, NO. 115 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,599 I GOT THAT PROMOTION, I'M MOVING UP. 116 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,834 OH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M WAY UP THERE NOW. 117 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,803 I GOT THE BIG JOB. I'M IN THE PRINTS. 118 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:03,871 IN THE PRINTS? 119 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,373 FINGERPRINTS! 120 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,741 I'M IN CHARGE OF A WHOLE SECTION-- "N" TO "R." 121 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:08,842 "NAB" TO "RESISKY." 122 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,611 THAT'S THE HOT SECTION, YOU KNOW. 123 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,045 NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 124 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,481 OH, YEAH. 125 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,715 I DON'T KNOW WHY IT IS 126 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,717 BUT YOUR BIGGEST CRIMINAL ELEMENTS 127 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,653 FALL RIGHT BETWEEN THOSE TWO LETTERS, "N" TO "R." 128 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,622 BOY, THE STORIES I COULD TELL YOU! 129 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,024 I BET YOU COULD. 130 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,959 SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD JOB. 131 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:29,730 MMM. 95 BIG ONES A WEEK, PLUS 125 AT CHRISTMAS. 132 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:30,864 NO KIDDING. 133 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:33,801 HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOU? 134 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:34,902 AH... 135 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,037 YOU KNOW, THE SAME. 136 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,406 YEAH. YEAH. 137 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,608 CAN'T COMPLAIN. 138 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,576 YEAH. 139 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,044 WELL, I, UH... 140 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,079 HEARD YOU GOT YOURSELF A NEW DEPUTY. 141 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,516 YEAH, YEAH. WARREN FERGUSON. 142 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,684 MM-HMM. GOOD. GOOD. 143 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,823 SO, THE BIG REUNION'S TOMORROW NIGHT, HUH? 144 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,426 YEAH. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 145 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,628 A LOT OF THE GANG GOING TO BE THERE? 146 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,029 YEAH, YEAH. 147 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,798 KITCHERLY'S COMING, PETERSON, RAYBURN. 148 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,099 UH-HUH. 149 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,736 HOW ABOUT, UH... THE GIRLS? 150 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:09,970 SOME OF THEM ARE COMING. 151 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,605 MM-HMM. 152 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,541 WELL, IT'S NICE TO SEE THE OLD GANG 153 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:14,875 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 154 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,545 'COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE THEM EVERY DAY 155 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,513 BUT YOU KNOW, ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS 156 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,949 JUST TO COMPARE NOTES, SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING. 157 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,851 WHAT THEY'VE MADE OF THEMSELVES. 158 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,018 WHO MADE IT. 159 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,854 Both: WHO DIDN'T. 160 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,522 YEAH, IT'S NICE. YEAH. 161 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,594 THELMA LOU COMING? 162 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,429 WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER YET. 163 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,664 SHE MOVED OUT OF TOWN 164 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,632 ABOUT A MONTH AFTER YOU LEFT. 165 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,933 SHE MIGHT SHOW UP THOUGH. 166 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,935 MMM. 167 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,704 YEAH, SHE WAS A CUTE KID. 168 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,138 YEAH. 169 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,708 SHE WAS PRETTY FOND OF YOU, YOU KNOW THAT? 170 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:51,645 SHE WAS CRAZY ABOUT ME IS WHAT SHE WAS. 171 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:55,082 YEAH, I GUESS IT SHOOK HER UP PRETTY BAD WHEN I LEFT TOWN. 172 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,917 YEAH. 173 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,121 SEE, WE FIXED IT ALL UP FOR YOU. 174 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,591 OH, NOW, I SURE HATE TO PUT YOU FOLKS 175 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,825 TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. 176 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,495 BARNEY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! 177 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:10,498 I COULD HAVE STAYED AT THE HOTEL JUST AS EASY. 178 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:11,799 NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 179 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:14,468 JUST SLAP IT ON THE OLD CREDIT CARD. 180 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:15,903 I JOINED ONE OF THEM. 181 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,838 YOU ARE COMING UP, AREN'T YOU? 182 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,207 WELL, A MAN CHANGES WITH THE TIMES. 183 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,576 HERE'S YOUR NIGHT LIGHT, BARNEY. 184 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,880 WELL, I, UH, HOPE YOU DIDN'T PUT THAT IN JUST FOR ME. 185 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,116 I MEAN, I CAN... TAKE 'EM OR LEAVE 'EM. 186 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,951 WE THOUGHT WE'D JUST PUT ONE IN. 187 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,787 BARNEY, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A REST? 188 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,055 OH, NO, NO, I'M FINE. 189 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,491 LISTEN, I BROUGHT ALONG A FEW LITTLE THINGS. 190 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:38,792 OH...! 191 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,160 NOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE... 192 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,695 HERE YOU ARE, OPE. 193 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:42,963 GEE, BARNEY! 194 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,766 THANKS! 195 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,668 THAT'S ONE OF THE OFFICIAL INK PADS 196 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,236 WE USE AT THE PRINT DEPARTMENT. 197 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,270 OFFICIAL?! 198 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,605 YEAH. 199 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:54,141 WELL, GEE, BARNEY, THANKS A LOT! 200 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,244 OH, BARNEY, NOW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! 201 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,546 LET'S SEE. 202 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,548 OH! HANDKERCHIEFS! 203 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,550 OH, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL! 204 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,217 OH, AREN'T THEY NICE? 205 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,285 THEY'RE IMPORTED. 206 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,621 WELL, I CAN SEE THAT! 207 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,022 COME FROM TIJUANA. 208 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:13,026 OH, BARNEY, THAT WAS SO THOUGHTFUL. 209 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,128 ANGE. 210 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,530 AW...! 211 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,998 OPEN IT, PA. 212 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,267 WELL, I'M GOING TO. 213 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,870 OOH! A TIE CLIP! 214 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,272 Andy: OHH...! 215 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,874 GEE, THANKS. 216 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,542 WELL, NOW YOU CAN WEAR THAT 217 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,578 WHEN YOU GET DRESSED UP TOMORROW NIGHT. 218 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,779 WELL, I WILL! 219 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,146 A LOT OF PEOPLE CLIP 'EM 220 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,082 RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THEIR SHIRT. 221 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,083 IT'S SMART. 222 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,818 WELL... 223 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,052 HUH? 224 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,592 NOW, BARNEY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO GET SOME REST. 225 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,160 WE HAVEN'T PLANNED ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR TONIGHT. 226 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,562 HELEN'S COMING OVER 227 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,631 AND WE'RE GOING TO SIT AROUND AND TALK. 228 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,832 OH, THAT'S JUST FINE. 229 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,767 ALL RIGHT, NOW, ANDY AND OPIE, GO ON. 230 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:54,802 YOU SHOO OUT. 231 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,169 GO ON. GO ON, OPE. 232 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,304 BYE, BARNEY! 233 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,772 GET SOME REST. 234 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,073 YOU HAD A LONG DRIVE. 235 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,617 WELL... 236 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,687 WELL, THAT WAS SOME MEAL, HUH? 237 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,923 YEAH. AUNT BEE REALLY LAID IT ON THE TABLE 238 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,024 TONIGHT, DIDN'T SHE? 239 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,325 IT WAS DELICIOUS. 240 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,661 YEAH, BOY. 241 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,597 SAY, HELEN LOOKS GOOD. SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT. 242 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,099 SHE GOT HER HAIR MUNCHED UP, YOU KNOW. 243 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,201 ANYTHING COOKIN' WITH YOU TWO? 244 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,070 OH, YOU KNOW, SORT OF... 245 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,006 YEAH, YEAH. 246 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,275 YEAH. 247 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,878 AH! SMELL THAT HONEYSUCKLE. 248 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,212 MMM. NICE. 249 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,016 Helen: I'LL GET IT. 250 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,152 THANKS, HELEN. 251 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,987 WELL, YOU WANNA... 252 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,055 YEAH. 253 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,391 SO, THINGS ARE REALLY SWINGING FOR YOU 254 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,993 UP THERE IN RALEIGH, HUH? 255 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,227 OH, YEAH. 256 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,229 YOU OUGHT TO POP UP THERE SOMETIME. 257 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,399 YOU COULD STAY THERE AT THE "Y" WITH ME AS MY GUEST. 258 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,701 MAYBE I'LL DO THAT. 259 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,969 I GOT A CORNER ROOM NOW. 260 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,370 HMM. 261 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,740 I GUESS YOU GOT A PRETTY BIG SOCIAL LIFE, HUH? 262 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,409 OH, YEAH, THAT PHONE NEVER STOPS RINGING. 263 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,279 I'M UP AND DOWN THAT HALL ALL NIGHT LONG. 264 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,783 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS FOR A SINGLE GUY IN A BIG CITY. 265 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,885 FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF. 266 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,286 YEAH. 267 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,121 JUST GO, GO, GO. 268 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,157 YEAH, JUST GO, GO, GO. 269 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,761 YEAH. 270 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,699 MMM. 271 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,737 THELMA LOU'S NOT COMING, HUH? 272 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,271 GEE, I DON'T GUESS SO. 273 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,741 WELL... 274 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,676 THAT'S TOO BAD. 275 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,979 SHE'D GET A KICK OUT OF SEEING HOW I'VE COME UP IN THE WORLD. 276 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,247 YEAH. 277 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,253 YOU STILL SWEET ON HER? 278 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,122 OH, NO! NO. 279 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,693 NO, NO, ONCE IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE, ANGE. 280 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,061 YOU CAN'T GO BACK. 281 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,031 MMM. 282 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,399 'COURSE... 283 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,736 SOMETIMES A MAN WONDERS. 284 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,172 YEAH. 285 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,808 WELL, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TOMORROW NIGHT. 286 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:18,078 YEAH, I AM, TOO. YEAH. 287 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,080 GOOD OLD MAYBERRY HIGH SCHOOL, HUH? 288 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,782 YEAH, A GOOD SCHOOL. 289 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,918 WE HAD SOME FINE TIMES THERE, DIDN'T WE? 290 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,187 YES, A GOOD OLD SCHOOL. 291 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,993 * MMM, MMM 292 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,328 * UNION HIGH 293 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,066 Both: * VICTORY IS YOURS WELL NIGH 294 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:43,737 * WE'LL HIT THE LINE FOR POINTS EVERY TIME * 295 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:50,143 * THE ORANGE AND BLUE WILL TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY * 296 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:54,147 * AND WHEN THE VICTORY'S WON 297 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:58,485 * YOU'LL BE OUR FAVORITE SON 298 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:05,125 * PROUD WAVES YOUR BANNER IN THE SKY * 299 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:14,367 * MAYBERRY UNION HIGH. 300 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,873 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, YOU KNOW THAT? 301 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,141 YEAH. 302 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,043 SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY. 303 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,111 YEAH. 304 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,545 THAT WAS FLOSS. 305 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,181 SHE JUST GOT A TELEGRAM ALL THE WAY FROM JACKSONVILLE. 306 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,249 GUESS WHO'S COMING? 307 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,250 WHO? 308 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,351 THELMA LOU! 309 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,486 SHE IS?! 310 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,522 WELL, AIN'T THAT SOMETHING! 311 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,957 HOW ABOUT THAT, ANGE?! 312 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,191 SHE'S COMIN'! 313 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,860 OLD THEL'S COMIN'. 314 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,495 I'LL BET ANYTHING SHE HEARD I WAS GONNA BE HERE! 315 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,939 COME ON, BARN, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE! 316 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,173 OKAY, I'M COMING! 317 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,842 HE HASN'T CHANGED MUCH. 318 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,244 STILL THE SLOWEST MAN IN THE WORLD. 319 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,311 THERE YOU ARE. 320 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,080 YEAH! LOOK ALL RIGHT? 321 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,514 INDEED YOU DO. 322 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,084 YOU ALWAYS LOOK GOOD WITH THAT SUIT ON, PA. 323 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,853 THANKS. 324 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,387 WELL, THERE HE IS. 325 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,256 SORRY I TOOK SO LONG, ANGE. 326 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,924 YOU SURE DO LOOK GOOD. 327 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,125 WELL, THANKS. 328 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,961 GEE, THAT SUIT LOOKS BETTER 329 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,328 THAN EVER, BARNEY. 330 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,398 OF COURSE, I BOUGHT ME ONE OF THEM ITALIAN SUITS 331 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,599 TO WEAR IN RALEIGH, 332 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,369 BUT FOR DANCING, THIS ONE'S JUST PERFECT. 333 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,972 YOU KNOW, FOR THE DIPS AND EVERYTHING. 334 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,107 WELL, A SHIRT WITH YOUR INITIALS 335 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,375 ON IT, HUH? 336 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,977 Aunt Bee: WELL, YOU BOTH LOOK FINE, 337 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,847 LIKE TWO HIGH SCHOOL BOYS OFF TO YOUR FIRST PROM. 338 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,148 WELL... YOU READY? 339 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,449 YEAH, ALL SET. 340 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,584 WELL, LET'S GO. 341 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,186 YOU BOYS DRIVE CAREFULLY. 342 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,587 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 343 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,189 DON'T STAY OUT TOO LATE. 344 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,523 WE WON'T, MAMA. 345 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,959 NOT TOO LATE. BYE. 346 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,897 [ PLAYING "CHATTANOOGA CHOO 347 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,599 ORCHESTRA SOUNDS GOOD, HUH? 348 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,667 MM-HMM. 349 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,535 YEAH. 350 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,175 MRS. HOSTEL PLAYS REGULARLY WITH THEM NOW, 351 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,676 DOESN'T SHE? 352 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,013 YEAH, EXCEPT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS WHEN THE LIBRARY'S OPEN. 353 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,322 MY, I'M ANXIOUS TO SEE THELMA LOU. 354 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,391 YEAH. IT'LL BE LIKE OLD TIMES. 355 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,961 YOU AND ME, THELMA LOU AND BARNEY. 356 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,228 WHERE IS BARNEY? 357 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,198 HE'S OVER THERE TALKING TO HIS OLD TEACHERS. 358 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,633 OF COURSE, IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD UP THERE. 359 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,470 I MEAN, IT'S SO DIFFERENT, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. 360 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,206 IT'S ALL AUTOMATION, COMPUTERS AND ELECTRONICS. 361 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,976 I GOT PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT SECTION, "N" TO "R." 362 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,979 A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY, BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT. 363 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,114 DO YOU HAVE TO DO ANY SPELLING IN THAT JOB? 364 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,348 NO, NOT MUCH. 365 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,950 HOW DO YOU SPELL "NECESSARY"? 366 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,118 "NECESSARY." 367 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,519 WELL, N-E-C... 368 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:23,090 WELL, LOOK, I GOT AN ASSISTANT THAT DOES ALL THAT. 369 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,959 BARNEY WAS MORE INTERESTED IN FOOTBALL ANYWAY. 370 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,727 THAT'S RIGHT, MISS FENTON. 371 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,362 ALL THE CONTACT SPORTS. 372 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,631 DO YOU STILL GET NOSEBLEEDS, BARNEY? 373 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,100 WELL... 374 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,501 Woman: HELEN! 375 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,469 OH, I'D BETTER GO HELP FLOSS. 376 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,504 OH, WELL... 377 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,425 UH... 378 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,428 EXCUSE ME. I WANT... 379 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,263 ANGE, WHAT TIME IS IT? 380 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,298 I DON'T KNOW. ABOUT, UH... 381 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,633 10:30. 382 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,436 WELL, DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL SHOW UP. 383 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,570 WHO? 384 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,039 THELMA LOU. 385 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,307 I WASN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT HER. 386 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,375 OH. 387 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,515 ANGE, IS THAT BONNIE JOHNSON? 388 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,783 OH, YEAH. 389 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,653 BOY, SHE SURE PUT THE WEIGHT ON, DIDN'T SHE? 390 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,556 YEAH, SHE ALWAYS WAS KIND OF HEFTY, REMEMBER? 391 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,624 YEAH. WELL, WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED 392 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,260 SHE STOPPED FIGHTING IT. 393 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,527 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. 394 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,297 YEAH. 395 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,371 HEY, BARN. 396 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,306 HMM. 397 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,213 WHY... 398 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,714 IT'S OL' THEL. 399 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,817 YEAH. 400 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,386 EXCUSE ME, ANGE. 401 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,453 YEAH. 402 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,626 BARNEY... 403 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,496 BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY. 404 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,231 HOW ARE YOU? 405 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,600 YOU... YOU'RE LOOKING WONDERFUL. 406 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,836 WELL... THANKS. 407 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,405 GEE... YOU'LL NEVER KNOW 408 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,274 HOW OFTEN I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU, BARNEY. 409 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:25,178 I... THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT YOU, TOO, THEL. 410 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,214 WELL... 411 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,716 IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU. 412 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,451 YOU LOOK JUST... 413 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,420 WELL... WONDERFUL. 414 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,787 THANKS. 415 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,126 UH... 416 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:43,396 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE? 417 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,697 ALL RIGHT. 418 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,744 YOU KNOW, THEL, I... I REALLY FELT BAD 419 00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,447 ABOUT NOT WRITING TO YOU ALL THAT TIME 420 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,316 BUT YOU JUST CAN'T IMAGINE HOW BUSY I'VE BEEN. 421 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,218 WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BARNEY. 422 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,286 I UNDERSTAND. 423 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,887 WELL, A LOT OF BIG THINGS 424 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,357 HAVE BEEN HAPPENING FOR ME CAREER-WISE. 425 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,359 GEE, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY EXCITING. 426 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,493 YEAH. 427 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,628 THE FUTURE LOOKS PRETTY ROSY. 428 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,731 LOOKS PRETTY ROSY. 429 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,501 YOU DO LOOK SORT OF DIFFERENT. 430 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,835 SUCCESSFUL. 431 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,305 OH, WELL, I... 432 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,340 WELL! INITIALS. 433 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,875 OH... 434 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,378 YEAH, WELL, IF I WAS STAYING LONGER 435 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,314 I WOULD'VE BROUGHT ONE OF MY ITALIAN SUITS. 436 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,416 YOU KNOW, POCKETS ON THE SLANT. 437 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,153 YES, I'VE SEEN THEM. 438 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,322 THELMA LOU! 439 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,756 OH, HI, FLOSS! 440 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,758 OH, DID YOU JUST GET HERE? 441 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,260 JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO. 442 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,628 WELL, COME ALONG WITH ME 443 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,763 TO REGISTER AND GET YOUR NAME BADGE. 444 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,465 EXCUSE US A MINUTE, BARNEY. 445 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,767 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES. 446 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,379 WHERE'S THELMA LOU? 447 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,248 WELL, SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 448 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,782 FLOSS GOT A HOLD OF HER. 449 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,917 OH. 450 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,685 WELL, HOW'S SHE LOOK TO YOU? 451 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,387 WELL, SHE LOOKS JUST GREAT. 452 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,755 WELL, YOU SAW HER, ANGE. 453 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,790 SHE LOOKS GREAT, DON'T YOU THINK? 454 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,326 YES, SHE DOES. 455 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,194 IS, UM... IS IT STILL THERE? 456 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,829 WELL, I'M NOT SAYING IT IS 457 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,731 AND I'M NOT SAYING IT AIN'T. 458 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,966 I AIN'T GONNA RUSH INTO ANYTHING. 459 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,935 I TELL YOU ONE THING, THOUGH. 460 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,803 SHE'S STILL CRAZY ABOUT ME. 461 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,938 YEAH. 462 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,207 I CAN TELL. 463 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,842 HEY. 464 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,313 ANDY. 465 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,448 HI, THELMA LOU. 466 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,683 HOW ARE YOU? FINE. 467 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,886 ANDY TAYLOR, BARNEY FIFE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY HUSBAND, 468 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,655 GERALD WHITFIELD. 469 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,956 HOW DO YOU DO? 470 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,291 HI. 471 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,992 NICE TO KNOW YOU. 472 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,529 WELL, GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED, THELMA LOU. 473 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,797 UH, WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? 474 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,499 SIX WEEKS AGO. 475 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,734 Andy: OH, SIX WEEKS, HUH? 476 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,504 WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S WONDERFUL. 477 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,539 JUST... JUST WONDERFUL. 478 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,309 ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL, BARN? 479 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,512 YEAH, THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL. 480 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,994 YOU ALL RIGHT? 481 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,329 ALL RIGHT. 482 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,530 JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 483 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,265 JUST GO ON, ENJOY THE PARTY. 484 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,934 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'M GETTING ALONG FINE. 485 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,703 I'M GETTING ALONG JUST FINE. 486 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,672 I'M SORRY, BARN. IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SHOCK. 487 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,007 SURE IT WAS A SHOCK! 488 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,010 SO WHAT? IT WASN'T THE FIRST ONE IN MY LIFE. 489 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,745 IT WON'T BE THE LAST. 490 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,747 THAT'S THE WAY LIFE IS, ANGE. 491 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,351 IT'S A ROUGH LIFE. YOU CAN'T CRY ABOUT IT. 492 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,621 SHE WAS THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED, ANGE. 493 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,889 SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I EVER WILL LOVE. 494 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,325 I HAD PLANS. 495 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,826 I HAD BIG PLANS. 496 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,561 NOW, COME ON, BARN. 497 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,596 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ANGE. 498 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,897 I'LL GET OVER IT. 499 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,700 IF I CAN'T DO IT ONE WAY, I'LL DO IT ANOTHER. 500 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,436 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET DRUNK 501 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,837 YOU WON'T DO IT THAT WAY. 502 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,405 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 503 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,475 THERE'S NOTHING IN THE PUNCH BUT FRUIT JUICE. 504 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,378 WHO'S TRYING TO GET DRUNK? 505 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,648 I'M JUST THIRSTY, THAT'S ALL. 506 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,983 HOW IS IT, ANDY? IS IT A NICE PARTY? 507 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,552 ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF? 508 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,953 YEAH, VERY MUCH, FLOSS. 509 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,088 OOH, IT IS. OH, ISN'T IT EXCITING 510 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,990 ABOUT THELMA LOU GETTING MARRIED? 511 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,959 OH, I THINK HER HUSBAND IS SO CUTE. 512 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,327 ISN'T HE JUST A DOLL? 513 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,462 WE MET HIM. 514 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,730 HE'S GOT A GOOD JOB, TOO, YOU KNOW. 515 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,866 HE'S FOREMAN ON A WRECKING CREW. 516 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,334 OH, THERE'S NETTIE. 517 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,336 NETTIE DEAR, COME HERE, DEAR. 518 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,373 HERE'S SOMEONE THAT I BET YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 519 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,541 NETTIE ALBRIGHT. WHO, ME? COMING! 520 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,942 HOW ARE YOU, NETTIE? 521 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,512 I SEE YOU'RE A BLONDE NOW. 522 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,449 BARNEY FIFE. 523 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,051 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. 524 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:02,355 JUST WONDERFUL THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING TO YOU. 525 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,391 YOU GOT THAT BIG JOB UP IN RALEIGH 526 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,758 AND YOU'RE DOING SO WELL. 527 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,028 WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO. 528 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,598 WELL, IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME. 529 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,065 IT ISN'T? 530 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,735 OH, NO. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D DO WELL 531 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,036 EVEN BACK AT UNION. 532 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:20,473 OH, I HAD SUCH FAITH IN YOU, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE. 533 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,809 YOU DID? 534 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,513 AS A MATTER OF FACT... WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS NOW. 535 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,680 BACK AT SCHOOL 536 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,482 YOU WERE ALWAYS MY IDOL. 537 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,983 I WANTED TO VOTE FOR YOU 538 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,486 FOR THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED 539 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,422 BUT THEY TALKED ME OUT OF IT. 540 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,493 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, NETTIE? 541 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,795 YOU LOOK BETTER AS A BLONDE. 542 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,964 WELL, I DO HAVE MORE FUN. 543 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,800 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE? 544 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,869 OH, BARNEY, I'D LOVE TO. 545 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,771 EXCUSE US, WILL YOU, ANGE? 546 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,072 SURE. 547 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,642 YEAH, LOTS BEEN GOING ON UP THERE IN RALEIGH. 548 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,043 OF COURSE, IT'S A BIG TOWN. 549 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,745 LOT OF WILD LIFE, YOU KNOW. 550 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,647 JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 551 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:11,123 * PROUD WAVES YOUR BANNER IN THE SKY * 552 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:20,767 * MAYBERRY UNION HIGH. 553 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,809 WELL, IT WAS QUITE AN EVENIN', WASN'T IT? 554 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,878 YEAH, QUITE AN EVENIN'. 555 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,546 YEAH. 556 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,183 GEE, THAT WAS SOMETHIN', 557 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,786 ABOUT THELMA LOU BEIN' MARRIED, WASN'T IT? 558 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,054 YEAH. 559 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,861 DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT THAT NETTIE ALBRIGHT? 560 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,097 YEAH, SHE'S REALLY SOMETHIN', ISN'T SHE? 561 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,499 YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN. 562 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,100 LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A CONNECTION THERE. 563 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,969 WELL, I THINK SHE'S HAD IT FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME. 564 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,638 SHE'S A NICE KID. 565 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,239 YOU KNOW, SHE LIVES RIGHT THERE IN ASHEVILLE. 566 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,074 THAT'S JUST A FEW HOURS FROM RALEIGH. 567 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,810 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE UP THERE SOMETIME? 568 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,878 WELL, I WILL, IF I EVER GET THE TIME. 569 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,715 'COURSE, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS UP THERE IN RALEIGH. 570 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,983 IT'S WILD, JUST GO, GO, GO, ALL THE TIME. 571 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,752 YEAH. 572 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,488 YEAH. 573 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:17,824 WANT TO GO IN? 574 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,760 YEAH. 37296

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