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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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OH, MORNIN', BARN.
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MORNIN', ANDY.
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WELL, I SEE YOU FORGOT.
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FORGOT WHAT?
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WHAT DAY THIS IS.
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MAY 16th FIVE YEARS AGO--
WHAT HAPPENED?
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SOMETHIN' HAPPENED TO YOU?
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YEAH.
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WELL, THINK.
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UH...YOU MET THELMA LOU?
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NO. THAT WAS IN 1960
AT WILTON BLAIR'S FUNERAL.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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TRY AGAIN.
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OH, YOU MOVED
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INTO MISS MENDELBRIGHT'S
BOARDIN' HOUSE?
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NO.
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AS FAR AS I CAN FIGURE,
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THEY'RE THE HIGH SPOTS.
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I WANT YOU TO TRY AND GUESS.
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I CAN'T GUESS.
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COME ON, GUESS!
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BARNEY...
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WILL YOU GUESS?
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WELL...
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I JOINED
THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
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MAN, YOU'D THINK THAT'D BE
THE KIND OF A DAY
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YOU'D REMEMBER
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
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WELL, I HAD IT.
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I WAS ABOUT TO
COME OUT WITH IT.
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WELL, IT'S OKAY.
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JUST HAPPENED TO BE
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A PRETTY IMPORTANT DAY
IN MY LIFE.
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OH, WELL, YEAH.
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IT'S JUST
THAT I'VE BEEN SO DARN BUSY.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
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WELL...I'M SORRY.
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IT'S OKAY, BELIEVE ME.
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THESE THINGS HAPPEN,
I KNOW THAT.
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I UNDERSTAND.
SO LET'S JUST DROP IT.
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OKAY.
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I JUST HAPPEN TO BE
THE ONLY DEPUTY YOU'VE GOT.
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A GIGANTIC THING TO REMEMBER.
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BARN, I...
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YOU WANT TO FORGET IT?
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WELL, I...
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LET'S CONSIDER THE SUBJECT
CLOSED.
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OKAY.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU KNOW THIS, ANDY, BUT...
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JOININ' THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE
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WAS A PRETTY BIG
DECISION FOR ME.
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WELL, YEAH, IT WOULD BE.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK I WAS
ALWAYS MEANT TO BE A LAWMAN.
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HMM.
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AND LET ME SAY THIS, ANDY,
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A BIG PART OF IT
HAS BEEN WORKIN' WITH YOU.
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GOOD.
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WELL, DON'T GET
OVEREMOTIONAL ABOUT IT.
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BOY, YOU'RE REALLY
A SENTIMENTAL ONE, AREN'T YA?
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WELL, NOW, BARN...
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FORGET IT, FORGET IT,
FORGET IT.
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ANY CALLS?
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YEAH, ONE.
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THERE'S A BENT LAMPPOST
OVER ON THE CORNER OF MAPLE.
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WELL, I'LL GET
RIGHT ON IT.
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SPEND FIVE YEARS IN THE PLACE,
IT'S LIKE NOBODY EVEN NOTICED.
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SARAH? GET ME AUNT BEE.
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AUNT BEE?
LISTEN, BARNEY'S PRETTY UPSET.
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YEAH, I THINK WE BETTER
HAVE THE PARTY A LITTLE EARLIER.
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ABOUT, YEAH, ABOUT 4:00.
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YEAH. WELL, I HAVE TO RUN OVER
TO MT. PILOT
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TO THE CIVIL SERVICE OFFICE
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BUT I'M SURE
I'LL BE BACK BY THEN.
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YEAH. OKAY. BYE.
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WELL, WHAT MADE 'EM DECIDE
TO PUT SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES
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UNDER CIVIL SERVICE
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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THERE'S BEEN TOO MUCH
HANDING OUT OF DEPUTY BADGES.
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A LOT OF FELLAS HAVE TAKEN
ADVANTAGE OF THE PRIVILEGE.
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SO THE STATE FELT IT COULD
CONTROL THE SITUATION BETTER
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IF IT WAS PUT
UNDER CIVIL SERVICE.
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OH, I SEE.
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WHAT ABOUT THESE NEW
PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS?
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FIVE-FOOT-EIGHT, 145 POUNDS--
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THAT'S JUST FOR NEW PERSONNEL,
ISN'T IT?
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OH, NO. ALL DEPUTIES.
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WHAT ABOUT A MAN
THAT'S BEEN IN FOR FIVE YEARS?
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HE'LL STILL HAVE TO MEET
THE REQUIREMENTS.
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WELL, WHAT IF HE'S PROVED
HE CAN DO HIS JOB REAL WELL?
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SORRY.
THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.
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WE'LL RUN THIS
CHECK IN A WEEK.
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I'LL, UH, CALL YOU.
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HMM.
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BARNEY WILL LOVE IT,
WON'T HE, OPIE?
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NEVER KNOW HOW I DID IT.
I JUST DID IT.
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I'LL GO WATCH
FOR BARNEY.
OKAY.
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I THINK WE'D BETTER
GET EVERYTHING IN THE BACK
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BEFORE HE GETS HERE.
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YES, WE WANT IT TO BE
A REAL SURPRISE.
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KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, OPIE!
Opie: I WILL.
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OH, HE'S A SMART BOY.
JUST AS SHARP AS THEY COME.
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DIDN'T YOU SAY ANDY'D
BE BACK BY NOW?
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I KNOW, BUT THAT MEETING
IN MT. PILOT
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MUST HAVE HELD HIM UP.
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OH, I HOPE HE ISN'T
GOING TO BE LATE.
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OH, IT'S A NICE THING
YOU'RE DOING FOR BARNEY.
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I WONDER
WHERE HE'S BEEN.
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DIDN'T YOU SAY
HE WAS OUT ON PATROL?
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WELL, I MEAN LAST MONDAY.
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USUALLY GETS A HAIRCUT
EVERY THIRD MONDAY.
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YEAH, I ALWAYS ENJOY
CUTTING BARNEY'S HAIR.
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HIS EARS KIND OF WING OUT,
AND IT GIVES YOU ROOM TO WORK.
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HE'S COMING AROUND THE CORNER!
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BARNEY'S COMING, EVERYBODY!
HE'S COMING.
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OH, AND ANDY ISN'T HERE.
WE'LL HAVE TO START WITHOUT HIM.
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COME ON, LET'S GET
IN THE BACK ROOM.
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GOOD TIPPER, TOO.
NOTHING TIGHT ABOUT HIM.
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COME ON.
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Together:
SURPRISE!
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CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR FIFTH ANNIVERSARY.
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CONGRATULATIONS, BARNEY.
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OH, IT'S THE BEST
OF EVERYTHING, BARNEY.
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IT'S A GREAT DAY.
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OH, I DIDN'T THINK
ANYBODY REMEMBERED.
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GOSH.
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WHERE WERE YOU MONDAY?
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WHAT?
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OPIE, DON'T
YOU HAVE
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SOMETHING TO
SAY TO BARNEY?
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THIS IS FROM EVERYBODY.
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IT'S A WATERPROOF WRISTWATCH.
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OH, GOLLY.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
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ANDY WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE
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BUT HE GOT HELD UP
AT THE MEETING AT MT. PILOT.
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STAINLESS STEEL, WOW.
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YEAH, AND IT'S GOT
WRITIN' ON THE BACK.
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OH...
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THAT'S NICE. IT'S...
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IT'S NICE.
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READ IT, BARNEY, READ IT.
WHAT'S IT SAY?
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"FIVE."
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WE THOUGHT
WE'D PUT FIVE ON IT
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BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN
FOR FIVE YEARS.
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DO YOU LIKE
IT, BARNEY?
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DO I LIKE IT?
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YOU'D JUST
HAVE TO BE CRAZY
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NOT TO LIKE A WATCH
LIKE THIS.
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THANKS.
THANKS, ALL OF YA.
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WELL, I...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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OH.
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Aunt Bee:
READY?
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Thelma Lou:
MAKE A WISH.
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Opie:
COME ON.
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HERE WE GO--
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Opie:
YOU GOT YOUR WISH.
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Bee:
NOW, BARNEY GETS
THE FIRST PIECE.
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THERE WE GO.
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BETTER START
WITH SMALL PIECES.
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OH, ANDY,
WE HAD TO START
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WITHOUT YOU.
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I'M SORRY.
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THERE WAS A LOT OF
TRAFFIC ON THE ROAD.
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CONGRATULATIONS, BARN.
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OH, THANKS.
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YOU REALLY PLAYED IT COOL
THIS MORNING,
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YOU SON OF A GUN.
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I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
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NEVER BE BALD,
THAT BARNEY.
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HE'S GOT A LOOSE SCALP.
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THERE'S A LOT OF PLAY
IN IT.
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AND?
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THANKS FOR YOUR PART
OF THE WATCH.
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OH, THAT'S OKAY.
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DID YOU READ THE WRITING
ON THE BACK, ANDY?
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SHOW IT TO HIM.
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SEE THERE?
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"FIVE."
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FIVE.
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FIVE.
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HERE'S YOUR CAKE.
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YOU GONNA EAT
ALL THAT CAKE?
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A LOT OF CALORIES IN THERE.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT DO YOU WEIGH ANYWAY?
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WITH OR WITHOUT MY GUN?
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WITHOUT.
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OH, IT VARIES-- 138, 138 1/2.
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I'M UP AND DOWN.
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RIGHT IN THAT
RANGE, HUH?
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YEAH, I LIKE
TO KEEP IT TIGHT.
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ANDY,
HOW ABOUT A PIECE OF CAKE?
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OH, NO THANKS, AUNT BEE.
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I HAD A BIG LUNCH
IN MT. PILOT.
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HOW'D THINGS GO?
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OH, FINE, FINE.
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I WILL HAVE A BOTTLE
OF POP, THOUGH.
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OH, BOY.
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BEST OF LUCK
IN THE FUTURE.
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
BARN.
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OKAY, OPE.
BYE-BYE.
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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RIGHT.
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YEAH.
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MMM.
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YEAH.
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FIVE.
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FIVE.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, BOY.
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WELL, I DON'T MIND TELLIN' YA
THAT WAS QUITE A THRILL.
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KIND OF MAKES A FELLA
FEEL LIKE HE'S REALLY WANTED.
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I'M SORRY
YOU MISSED THE SURPRISE.
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YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO.
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MUST'VE BEEN
A PRETTY IMPORTANT MEETING.
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MMM...YEAH.
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ANY PROBLEMS?
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BARN, I HATE TO GIVE YOU NEWS
LIKE THIS
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TODAY OF ALL DAYS, BUT...
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YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT
ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER.
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FIND OUT ABOUT WHAT?
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FIVE YEARS.
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FIVE YEARS...FOR WHAT?
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TO GET TOSSED OUT?
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WE STILL GOT A WEEK TO GO.
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MAYBE
WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHIN'.
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FIVE-FOOT-EIGHT--
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WHAT DO THEY WANT,
A BASKETBALL TEAM?
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IT'S THE RECORD THAT COUNTS.
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YOU DON'T GET
A WATERPROOF WRISTWATCH
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IF YOU'RE NOT DOIN' YOUR JOB.
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MAYBE WE CAN
THINK OF SOMETHIN'.
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AW, FORGET IT!
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THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS
THIS KID CAN DO.
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AS MATTER OF FACT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THEY JUST MIGHT
BE DOIN' ME A FAVOR
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BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
KIND OF GETTIN' THE FEELING
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THAT-THAT MAYBE I BEEN
241
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,805
SORT OF A...
A RUNT AROUND HERE ANYWAYS.
242
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,980
WELL, IT ISN'T AS
IF HE WASN'T CLOSE.
243
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,282
WHAT IS IT--
LESS THAN AN INCH?
244
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,951
FIVE OR SIX POUNDS?
245
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,185
I KNOW.
246
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:55,055
I COULD PUT THAT WEIGHT
ON HIM IN A WEEK.
247
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,990
I KNOW YOU COULD, AUNT BEE,
248
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,993
BUT THERE'S NO WAY
TO MAKE HIM ANY TALLER.
249
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,028
TALLER...
250
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,696
OH, THIS IS A SHAME.
251
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,097
YEAH, IT SURE IS.
252
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,112
AUNT BEE?
253
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,480
YOU 'MEMBER, UH...
254
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,816
REMEMBER WHEN OLD ASA BASCOMB
255
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:26,453
HAD THAT, UH, PINCHED NERVE
SOMEWHERE IN HIS BACK?
256
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,889
YES, I REMEMBER.
LAST YEAR.
257
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,023
YEAH.
258
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,125
AND DOC HARVEY
GAVE HIM THIS HARNESS
259
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,328
THAT HE HAD TO WEAR AROUND
HIS HEAD TO KIND OF STRETCH IT.
260
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,130
I BELIEVE IT HAD WEIGHTS ON IT.
261
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,231
MM-HMM, I REMEMBER.
262
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,233
I 'MEMBER ASA
TELLIN' ME ONE TIME
263
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,936
THAT WHEN HE GOT THROUGH
WITH THOSE TREATMENTS
264
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,405
HE WAS ACTUALLY OVER
A HALF INCH TALLER.
265
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,740
ANDY...
266
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,076
WITH YOU FATTENIN'
HIM UP A LITTLE...
267
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,411
I CAN DO IT,
I KNOW I CAN DO IT.
268
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,381
AUNT BEE, YOU KNOW,
WITH ME STRETCHIN' HIM
269
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,149
AND YOU FATTENIN' HIM UP,
270
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:59,853
BARNEY'S LIABLE TO TURN OUT
TO BE A MUCH BIGGER FELLA
271
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,354
THAN HE THINKS HE IS.
272
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,060
ANDY, YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?
273
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,796
STRETCH ME?
THE ANSWER'S NO!
274
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,063
A BIG DEFINITE NO!
275
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,464
BUT IT'S WORTH A TRY.
276
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,333
WELL, NOT WITH ME,
IT ISN'T.
277
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,435
YOU'RE DEALING WITH
A DELICATE MECHANISM.
278
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,838
IT'S CRAZY! THE WHOLE
THING'S JUST CRAZY!
279
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,073
IT MIGHT WORK.
AND THE FEW EXTRA POUNDS--
280
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,242
AUNT BEE'S COOKING'LL
TAKE CARE OF THAT.
281
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,044
I ADMIT THAT
PART'S POSSIBLE
282
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,113
BUT YOU START STRETCHING
THE HUMAN BODY
283
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,115
AND SOMETHING INSIDE'S
GOT TO GIVE
284
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,117
AND IT MIGHT BE
SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
285
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,020
YOU JUST DON'T START
PUSHING THEM THINGS
AROUND INSIDE THERE.
286
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,322
THE DOCTOR WOULDN'T
HAVE HAD ASA USE THE THING
287
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,957
IF THERE WAS ANY DANGER.
288
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,492
NOW, IT'S WORTH A TRY.
THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TRY.
289
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,897
I DON'T KNOW, ANDY,
I JUST DON'T KNOW.
290
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,833
Aunt Bee:
COME ON, BOYS!
291
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,100
SUPPER'S READY.
292
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,501
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
293
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,270
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
294
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,105
COME ON.
295
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,841
THERE WE ARE.
296
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,175
MM...MM.
297
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,110
THERE WE ARE.
298
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,580
WE WILL SERVE
OUR GUEST FIRST.
299
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,415
YEAH. MM...MM.
300
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,317
A LITTLE CORN...
301
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,487
GONNA BE GOOD.
302
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,957
DO THE JOB, I EXPECT.
303
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,025
YEAH...
304
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,593
ROLL.
305
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,864
AND...
306
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,167
A LITTLE BUTTER.
307
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,510
YOU'VE DONE FINE, BARN.
308
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,545
SOME MORE
POTATOES, BARNEY?
309
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,214
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE?
310
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,249
THEN I'LL GET
THE DESSERT--
311
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,485
BANANA CREAM CHOCOLATE PIE.
312
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,388
NO DESSERT?
313
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,856
OH, IT'D BE SO HELPFUL.
314
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,258
IT'S NOTHING
BUT SUGAR AND STARCH.
315
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,559
HE'S DONE FINE, AUNT BEE.
316
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,896
I EXPECT YOU PICKED UP
A POUND EASY.
317
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,268
I'M GONNA GO ON HOME.
318
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,305
OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
319
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,007
ASA'S COMING OVER
WITH THAT CONTRAPTION.
320
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,408
WE'LL START THE STRETCHING.
321
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,644
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT
STRETCHING BUSINESS, ANDY.
322
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,081
I MIGHT WIND UP WITH A HIGH
STOMACH OR SOMETHING.
323
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,025
WELL, THAT'S JUST ABOUT
THE SILLIEST-LOOKING THING
324
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,459
I BELIEVE I EVER SAW.
325
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,028
WELL, YOU SEE, BARNEY,
326
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,063
IT'S BASED ON A
SOUND PRINCIPLE.
327
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,099
WHEN YOU'RE WALKING
ON YOUR FEET
ALL THESE YEARS,
328
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,135
YOUR BODY KIND
OF SETTLES ON YOU
329
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,003
LIKE, UH, WELL,
LIKE A CAKE.
330
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,671
I HAVEN'T FELT
ANY SETTLING.
331
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,907
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU
DON'T FEEL IT.
332
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,642
IT JUST HAPPENS.
TO EVERYBODY.
333
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,244
NOW, WHAT THIS THING DOES --
334
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,980
THIS WEIGHT PULLS YOU
BACK TO WHERE YOU WAS.
335
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,648
NOW, LET'S, UH, TRY IT.
336
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,916
TURN AROUND.
337
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,551
OH, YOU PUT IT
IN THE BACK, HUH?
338
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,685
THAT'S RIGHT.
339
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,255
THIS THING GOES
UNDER THE CHIN HERE.
340
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,589
OH, AND THIS HOOKS.
341
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,558
NOW RELEASE THE WEIGHT.
342
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,559
OKAY.
343
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,495
READY?
HERE WE GO.
344
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,699
YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP
A STIFF CHIN.
345
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,035
ONE THING HE'S GOT
TO GET USED TO--
346
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,437
SOMETIMES THE PRESSURE
BLOCKS UP HIS EARS.
347
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,572
WHAT?
348
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,074
YOU SEE?
349
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,409
BARN?
YOU ALL RIGHT?
350
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,345
CAN YOU TAKE
SOME MORE WEIGHT?
351
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,346
HMM.
352
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,415
WELL, THAT'S
ABOUT IT, THEN.
353
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:19,086
JUST A MATTER OF DOING IT
THREE OR FOUR HOURS EVERY DAY.
354
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,220
BARN, LISTEN...
355
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,255
I GOT TO GO DOWN
TO THE OFFICE.
356
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,257
I'LL BE BACK
AS QUICK AS I CAN.
357
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,359
AUNT BEE'LL LOOK
IN ON YOU, OKAY?
358
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,561
AND DON'T FIGHT IT.
DON'T FIGHT IT.
359
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,998
HEY, BARN?
360
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,400
IF YOU GO ANYWHERE,
DON'T GO FAR.
361
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,010
I'M NOT LYING.
HE'S HANGING HIMSELF.
362
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,377
I STILL DON'T
BELIEVE IT.
363
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,246
WHY WOULD HE DO IT
IN FRONT OF YOU?
364
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,115
YEAH, A THING
LIKE THAT'S PRIVATE.
365
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,649
HE DOESN'T KNOW
THAT I SAW HIM.
366
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,351
I CAME BACK
FOR MY MILK MONEY
367
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:55,222
AND I SAW HIM
THROUGH THE WINDOW.
368
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,125
WELL, DO YOU WANT
TO SEE HIM OR NOT?
369
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,426
HERE'S MY NICKEL.
370
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,693
AND HERE'S MINE.
371
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,130
NOW, DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE.
372
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,275
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
373
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,277
TO STAND ON A BUCKET
OR SOMETHING
374
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,279
AND KICK IT OUT
FROM UNDER YOU.
375
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,780
HE'S NOT
HANGING HIMSELF.
376
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,415
HE IS, TOO.
HE IS NOT.
377
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,251
HE IS, TOO.
378
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,785
WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THERE AND
ASK HIM IF HE'S HANGING HIMSELF?
379
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,387
I'M NOT GONNA
ASK HIM.
380
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,389
HE'S HANGING HIMSELF
IN YOU HOUSE.
381
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,691
GET OUT OF HERE!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
382
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,994
DIDN'T YOU EVER SEE A PERSON
WITH HIS HEAD IN A HARNESS?!
383
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,037
BARNEY?
384
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,038
Barney: THEL?
385
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,074
YES.
IN HERE.
386
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,380
A LITTLE PRIVACY
WITH THE DOOR CLOSED.
387
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,816
OH. BARNEY, I BROUGHT YOU
SOMETHING I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE
388
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,386
EVEN WHILE YOU'RE WEARING
THAT THING.
389
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,687
HERE.
390
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,722
HEY, WITH A STRAW.
I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
391
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,257
WHAT IS IT?
392
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,593
DOUBLE-RICH VANILLA MALTED
WITH TWO RAW EGGS.
393
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,462
MMM.
394
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,531
BOY, THAT'S THICK.
395
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,500
OH, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
396
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,568
IT'S GOOD PRACTICE
FOR PUCKERIN', IF YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
397
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,773
OH, BARNEY, I JUST KNOW
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
398
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,443
YOU KNOW, THEL, I'M BEGINNING
TO THINK SO MYSELF.
399
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,545
WELL, I GOT TO RUN.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
400
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,546
OKAY.
BYE-BYE. BYE.
401
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,448
BYE.
402
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,717
AAAAH!
403
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,720
THREE...
404
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,724
FOUR...FIVE...
405
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,426
FIVE-FOOT-EIGHT.
406
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,428
I WOULDN'T HAVE
BELIEVED IT.
407
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,430
I JUST WOULDN'T HAVE
BELIEVED IT.
408
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,731
FIVE-FOOT-EIGHT.
409
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,733
YOU SHOT RIGHT UP,
DIDN'T YOU?
YEAH.
410
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,168
WHOO!
411
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,736
AND YOU STILL
GOT TWO DAYS
412
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,704
TO PUT ON THAT EXTRA
POUND AND A HALF.
413
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,506
LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE HOME FREE.
414
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,741
IT SURE DOES.
415
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,443
WELL, LET'S GO
PUT THE WEIGHT ON.
416
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,444
RIGHT. NO PROBLEM.
417
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,778
WELL, LET'S FACE IT.
418
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,547
THEY'RE JUST BEING
SHORTSIGHTED.
419
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,282
THEY HAND DOWN
THESE DIRECTIVES
420
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,617
WITHOUT GIVING ANY THOUGHT
TO THE FINAL OUTCOME.
421
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:08,155
THEY COULD EASILY WIND UP
WITH A LOT OF SIX-FOOTERS
422
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,191
WITH NO OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT
QUALIFICATIONS.
423
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,593
NO ABILITY TO COPE
WITH THE PUBLIC,
424
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,328
WITH CRIME, WITH RIOTS...
425
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,329
RIGHT, AND?
426
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,597
RIGHT, BARN.
427
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,666
INSTEAD OF...
428
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,170
I'M SORRY, AUNT BEE.
429
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,537
INSTEAD OF
CAREFULLY
430
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,573
EXAMINING
THEIR PRESENT PERSONNEL
431
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,741
AND REALIZING WHAT THEY
ALREADY HAVE, RIGHT, AND?
432
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,210
RIGHT, BARN.
433
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,778
NOW, I FEEL...
434
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,586
THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE
IS THAT I FEEL...
435
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,656
MAYBE IT'S FROM EATING SO MUCH
THIS PAST WEEK.
436
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,296
HMM.
437
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:53,266
HOLD YOUR BREATH
AND TAKE FIVE
SIPS OF WATER.
438
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,313
IT WORKED.
439
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,315
NOTHING LIKE THEM
OLD HOME REMEDIES.
440
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,820
I GUESS IT'S JUST ONE OF
THOSE THINGS THAT'S GONNA
HAVE TO RUN ITS COURSE.
441
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,323
YOU BETTER EAT YOUR FOOD
BEFORE IT GETS COLD.
442
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,259
I CAN'T EAT MY FOOD
IF I HAVE THE HICCUPS, AUNT BEE.
443
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,894
WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD EAT
A LITTLE IN BETWEEN 'EM.
444
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,896
WELL, I'LL KEEP YOUR FOOD WARM.
445
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,665
IT CAN'T LAST MUCH LONGER.
446
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,811
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
447
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,813
OH, HELLO, FLOYD.
448
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,216
YEP. STILL GOT 'EM.
449
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,286
MM-MM. WE TRIED THAT, FLOYD.
450
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,555
YEAH, WE TRIED THAT, TOO.
451
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,822
HMM.
452
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,924
HEY, BARN, DID
YOU EVER TRY
453
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,561
INHALING IN FRONT
OF A ELECTRIC FAN?
454
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,463
NO, AND I'M NOT GOING TO.
455
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,266
THAT'S JUST ANOTHER VERSION
OF THE SAME THING.
456
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,700
NEVER MIND, FLOYD.
457
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,936
THANKS ANYWAY.
458
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,272
IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAYS.
459
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,706
WE GO INTO MT. PILOT TOMORROW.
460
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,875
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
JUST LOOK FOR ANOTHER...
461
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,843
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
462
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,546
WE STILL GOT 24 HOURS
TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
463
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,615
SO YOU'RE DOWN
TWO AND A HALF POUNDS?
464
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,617
WELL, YOU CAN'T EAT...
465
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,957
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
466
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,285
MORNING, BARN.
467
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,321
HOW'S YOUR HICCUPS?
468
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,289
WELL, THEY'RE GONE.
469
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,591
THEY STOPPED LAST NIGHT.
470
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,027
GOOD.
471
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,895
I SEE YOU'RE
ALL DRESSED UP.
472
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,931
WELL, I THOUGHT
I'D WEAR THIS.
473
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,566
HMM.
474
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,035
I PAID FOR THE UNIFORM MYSELF,
SO I'M GONNA KEEP THAT.
475
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,309
WELL, I WISH I COULD
THINK OF SOMETHING.
476
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,411
WELL, WHAT'S THERE
TO THINK OF?
477
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,647
LET'S FACE IT,
WE TRIED EVERYTHING
478
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,282
AND NOTHING WORKED,
SO THIS IS IT.
479
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,920
THE PART I WAS
WORRIED ABOUT--
480
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,922
THE HEIGHT PART--
WE WHIPPED THAT.
481
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,425
HICCUPS ARE GONE.
YOU COULD EAT AGAIN.
482
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,529
WELL, IT'S TOO LATE NOW,
SO I MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT.
483
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,398
HERE'S A WHISTLE YOU...
484
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,400
YOU MIGHT NEED SOME TIME.
485
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,603
YOU'LL GET A LOT OF DISTANCE
OUT OF THAT.
486
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,072
THE PEA IS RIGHT SOLID IN THERE.
487
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:50,042
AND A...GOOD HEAVY CHAIN.
488
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,882
WELL...
489
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,588
WAIT A MINUTE.
490
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,491
I WAS JUST READING WHAT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR
491
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,725
AT THESE WEIGH-INS.
492
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:06,926
WELL, I READ THAT.
493
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,128
IT'S THE STANDARD OUTFIT
AND THOSE SHOES.
494
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,129
YEAH.
495
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,998
IDENTIFICATION TAG AND CHAIN.
496
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,567
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, AN OUNCE?
497
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,968
I'M TWO POUNDS OFF.
498
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,437
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
499
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,738
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
500
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,910
YOU'RE OKAY, HANSON.
501
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,549
MR. BRONSON,
THIS IS BARNEY FIFE.
502
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,718
WELL, HOW ARE YOU,
DEPUTY FIFE?
503
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:32,885
FINE.
504
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,354
WOULD YOU PLEASE
STEP UP ON THE SCALE?
505
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,760
WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE
IT'S GOING TO BE, UH, CLOSE.
506
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:56,676
CONGRATULATIONS.
507
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,745
THANKS.
YOU KNOW, I'M STILL SHAKING.
508
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,146
WELL, IT'S OVER.
509
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,782
I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU.
THIS WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS.
510
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,751
IT WAS JUST A PURE
STROKE OF GENIUS.
511
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,553
JUST GOING BY
THEIR OWN RULES.
512
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,555
LIKE IT SAID RIGHT
IN THE DIRECTIVE--
513
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,491
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO WEAR YOUR
IDENTIFICATION TAG AND CHAIN.
514
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,059
AIN'T IT AMAZING
WHAT IT TAKES
515
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,462
TO HOLD UP
ONE OF THEM LITTLE TAGS?
516
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,768
Andy: HEY, BARN?
517
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,471
YOU CAN SNAP HER
BACK ON.
518
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,740
YOU KNOW, I REALLY FELT
UNDRESSED WITHOUT IT.
519
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,141
YEAH.
520
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,010
I CALLED AUNT BEE
TO GIVE HER THE GOOD NEWS.
521
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,144
OH, YOU KNOW,
I REALLY APPRECIATED
522
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,946
ALL THE TROUBLE
SHE WENT TO.
523
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,816
YEAH. SHE WANTS ME TO BRING YOU
HOME TO SUPPER TONIGHT.
524
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:37,817
KIND OF CELEBRATE.
525
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,586
OH, THAT'LL BE NICE.
526
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,054
YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE A PLEASURE TO
EAT FOOD WHEN I DON'T HAVE TO.
527
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,091
I'LL TELL HER
YOU'RE COMING.
528
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,894
GOOD. I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU,
I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD --
529
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,467
THANK HER ANYWAYS.
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