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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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5 AND 2 IS 7
AND 3 IS 10...
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AND 4 IS 14 AND...
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OPIE, YOUR MILK.
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MORNING,
EVERYBODY.
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MORNING, BARNEY.
COME ON IN.
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OPIE, YOU HAVEN'T
FINISHED YOUR MILK.
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OPIE, WE CAN'T PUT IT
BACK IN THE COW.
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I'M AWFUL BUSY
RIGHT NOW, AUNT BEE.
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CAN I DRINK IT LATER?
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I'LL PUT IT BACK
IN THE ICEBOX.
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YOU CAN HAVE IT
WHEN YOU COME HOME.
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I'LL TELL ANDY
YOU'RE HERE.
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OKAY.
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WHAT'RE YOU
DOING, OPE,
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WRITING YOUR
MEMOIRS?
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6 AND 8 IS 14 AND 9 IS 21...
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OH, DOING YOUR
OL' ARITHMETIC, ARE YOU?
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6 AND 8 IS 14 AND...
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MIGHTY IMPORTANT SUBJECT,
ARITHMETIC.
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YES, SIR. YOU'LL FIND
YOU USE ARITHMETIC
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IN EVERY WALK OF LIFE,
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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I KNOW.
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6 AND 8 IS 14...
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ENGINEERS, SCIENTISTS,
CARPENTERS, PLUMBERS--
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EVERYBODY AT ONE
TIME OR ANOTHER
USES ARITHMETIC.
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EVERY WALK OF LIFE.
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UH-HUH.
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6 AND 8 IS 14 AND 9...
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NO MATTER WHAT
YOU'RE PLANNING ON BEING
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SOONER OR LATER,
YOU'RE GONNA USE ARITHMETIC.
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SO YOU KEEP
DOING IT, BOY.
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I'LL TRY.
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6 AND 8 IS 14...
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MORNIN'.
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HI, ANDY.
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YOU'D BETTER BE
GETTIN' TO SCHOOL,
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HADN'T YOU, OPE?
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HE'S DOING HIS ARITHMETIC.
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PRETTY IMPORTANT,
YOU KNOW.
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6 AND 8 IS 14 AND...
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TAKE YOUR PA, NOW.
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HE'S A SHERIFF.
HE USES ARITHMETIC.
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EVEN THE PRISONERS,
THEY USE NUMBERS...
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THE ONES ON
THEIR BACKS.
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I JUST MADE THAT UP.
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IF THAT'S HOMEWORK
YOU'RE DOIN',
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THIS IS A FINE TIME.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
DO IT LAST NIGHT?
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I'LL BE FINISHED
IN JUST A MINUTE.
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YOU BETTER BUCKLE DOWN.
YOU GOT ANOTHER REPORT CARD DUE.
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I AIN'T WORRIED.
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WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?
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I THINK
THE TEACHER LIKES ME NOW.
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LIKING'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
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THE TEACHER DON'T
GIVE GOOD MARKS
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'CAUSE SHE LIKES YOU,
YOU KNOW.
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LOOK AT BARBIE TYLER.
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SHE'S TEACHER'S PET,
AND SHE ALWAYS GETS GOOD MARKS.
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MAYBE SHE'S TEACHER'S PET
BECAUSE SHE GETS GOOD MARKS.
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YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
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YOU BETTER GO ON, NOW.
YOU'LL BE LATE.
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OKAY, PA.
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I'LL SEE YA.
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OKAY. BYE, PA.
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SEE YOU LATER, BARNEY.
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OKAY, OPE.
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BYE, AUNT BEE.
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OPIE? OPIE!
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HAVE YOU GOT
YOUR NUTRITION MONEY?
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Opie:
YEP. GOT IT IN MY SHOE.
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NUTRITION MONEY?
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MM-HMM. THEY GET
A MIDMORNING SNACK.
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HELPS THEM TO CONCENTRATE.
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OPIE! OPIE, YOUR LUNCH!
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THAT BOY
CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
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HE'D FORGET HIS HEAD
IF IT WASN'T SCREWED ON.
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WELL, LET'S GO TO WORK.
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YEAH.
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NUTRITION MONEY.
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BOY, THE THINGS KIDS
GET AWAY WITH THESE DAYS.
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YEAH.
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WON'T DRINK HIS MILK,
BUT HE GETS A MIDMORNING SNACK.
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THEY SURE DIDN'T
PAMPER US LIKE THAT.
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NO, BOY, THEY
SURE DIDN'T.
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IF WE WERE CAUGHT
CHEWING ANYTHING IN SCHOOL
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YOU KNOW WHAT'D HAPPEN?
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WE'D STAY AFTER SCHOOL
AND DARN WELL CLAP ERASERS.
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NO WONDER THE COUNTRY'S
GOING SOFT.
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THAT'S WHAT THE COUNTRY
NEEDS ALL RIGHT--
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MORE ERASER-CLAPPERS.
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WELL, IT WOULDN'T DO 'EM
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A BIT OF HARM,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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KIDS THESE DAYS--
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YOU GOT TO REWARD 'EM
FOR EVERYTHING.
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GOT TO BRIBE 'EM
TO GET GOOD MARKS.
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BOY, I TELL YA,
IF I EVER CAME HOME
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WITH ANYTHING
LESS THAN ALL A's
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I DIDN'T DARE
COME HOME.
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I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
GETTIN' ALL A's.
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WELL, I DID THAT ONCE.
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REMEMBER? THE TEACHER MADE
SUCH A FUSS ABOUT IT
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THAT ALL THE KIDS HATED ME.
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I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
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WELL,
IT'S A FACT.
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I DIDN'T WANT THEM THINKING
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I WAS SOME KIND OF A SNOB
OR AN EGGHEAD OR SOMETHING,
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SO I BUCKLED DOWN
AND GOT BAD MARKS.
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THAT MUST'VE TAKEN REAL EFFORT.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING?
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LISTEN, AN I.Q. CAN BE
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A MIXED BLESSING
SOMETIMES.
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BUT SOME PEOPLE WANT IT
AND CAN'T GET IT.
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I GOT IT
AND HAD TO GET RID OF IT.
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LIFE'S FUNNY THAT WAY, YOU KNOW?
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YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, BARN?
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HMM?
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I THINK THAT WAS
REAL DEMOCRATIC OF YOU.
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REAL DEMOCRATIC.
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HOW I VOTE, BROTHER,
IS M BUSINESS.
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WELL, I...
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WHEN A MAN
WALKS INTO THAT BOOTH,
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HE'S ALONE WITH HIS CONSCIENCE,
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AND NOBODY GETS TO ASK HIM
HOW HE VOTED-- NOBODY.
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WELL, I AGREE.
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NOW, THAT'S
THE AMERICAN WAY
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AND I'M FOR THAT.
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WELL, YOU CAN PUT
ME DOWN FOR IT, TOO.
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HOW'D YOU VOTE, ANDY?
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WELL, I AIN'T GONNA TELL YA.
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I'M JUST AS AMERICAN AS YOU ARE.
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NOW LET'S GO
ON PATROL.
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IT AIN'T AS IF
I'M A STRANGER.
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I'M YOUR FRIEND.
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COME ON. HOW'D YOU VOTE?
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YOU TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU.
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HE'S COMING, AUNT BEE!
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HE'S COMING!
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HERE COMES PA.
THE CAR'S PULLING UP.
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DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT IT, AUNT BEE.
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PROMISE YOU WON'T
SAY ANYTHING?
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I PROMISE.
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Andy:
SEE YOU LATER, BARN.
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PRETEND LIKE
NOTHING'S HAPPENED.
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LET ME GIVE IT TO HIM, OKAY?
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OF COURSE, OF
COURSE, I WILL.
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HI, OPE.
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HI, PA.
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HI, AUNT BEE.
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HI, ANDY.
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WELL, HOW'D IT GO
IN SCHOOL TODAY?
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WELL...
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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WELL...
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WHAT'S THAT?
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REPORT CARD.
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BAD NEWS, HUH?
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I HATE TO SAY
I TOLD YOU SO
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BUT I DID, YOU KNOW.
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"EFFORT: 'A.'
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"COOPERATION: 'A.'
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"ARITHMETIC: 'A.'
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"READIN', SPELLIN',
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SOCIAL STUDIES..."
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THEY'RE ALL A's.
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I TOLD YOU SHE LIKED ME.
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YOU HEAR THAT,
AUNT BEE?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF A BOY WHO GETS ALL A's?
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I KNOW. ISN'T
IT WONDERFUL?
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I FOOLED YOU,
DIDN'T I?
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YOU THOUGHT
THERE WAS GONNA
BE SOME BAD MARKS
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BUT I FOOLED YOU,
DIDN'T I?!
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YOU SURE DID.
AM I EVER PROUD OF YOU.
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AUNT BEE, WHAT
ARE WE GONNA DO
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TO REWARD
A BOY LIKE THIS?
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I BAKED HIM A SPECIAL PIE.
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Andy:
YOU DID?
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MM-HMM. HIS FAVORITE--
BUTTERSCOTCH PECAN.
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MMM, MMM!
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A WHOLE PIE
JUST FOR ME?
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YOUR HEAD'S SO FULL,
MIGHT AS WELL
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FILL YOUR TUMMY
TO BALANCE YOU.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
FILL UP YOUR TUMMY.
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ANYBODY WHO GETS ALL A's
OUGHT TO HAVE A TUM-TUM
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FULL OF PIE, PIE, PIE.
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ALL A's.
LOOK AT THAT.
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WOULD YOU JUST
LOOK AT THAT?
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ALL A's.
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PRETTY SIGHT -- PRETTY, PRETTY,
PRETTY, PRETTY SIGHT.
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OH, HI, BARN.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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HI, BARNEY.
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH, FINE.
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HERE'S THE KEYS
TO THE CAR.
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I PARKED HER
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
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OH, THANKS.
WELL,
I'LL SEE YOU.
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NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
DON'T GO.
NO, YOU'RE EATIN' SUPPER.
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NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE STANDING
IN THE PRESENCE OF A BOY
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THAT GOT ALL A's
ON HIS REPORT CARD?
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HE MEANS ME.
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NO KIDDING.
ALL A's.
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YEAH. WE'RE HAVING
A LITTLE CELEBRATION --
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KIND OF
A PIE CELEBRATION.
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SIT DOWN
AND HAVE SOME.
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NO, THANKS.
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OH, COME ON,
PULL UP A CHAIR.
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OH, I COULDN'T.
OH, COME ON,
BARNEY.
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NO, THANKS.
IT'S BUTTERSCOTCH PECAN.
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WELL, SEEIN' AS HOW
IT'S A CELEBRATION.
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COME ON, OPIE. SHOW ME
HOW BIG A PIECE YOU WANT.
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BIG!
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YOUNG'UNS -- THEY SURE CAN
FOOL YOU SOMETIMES.
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LOOKY THERE.
ALL A's.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK?
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WHAT?
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I THINK YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
THAT BOY MEASURED FOR HIS I.Q.
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WHAT?
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YOU MIGHT HAVE A GENIUS
ON YOUR HANDS.
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OH, COME ON.
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NO, I MEAN IT.
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MIGHT BE THEY'RE HOLDING HIM
BACK THERE AT THAT SCHOOL.
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WELL...
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COULD BE HE'S READY
FOR...HARVARD.
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OH, COME ON.
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WELL, IT'S HAPPENED.
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WELL, HE'S NOT
EVEN 10 YEARS OLD YET.
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DO YOU KNOW
HOW OLD EINSTEIN WAS
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WHEN HE GRADUATED
FROM SCHOOL?
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HOW OLD?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'LL BET HE WAS YOUNG,
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FELLA THAT BRIGHT.
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YEAH.
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REALLY, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO
HAVE OPIE'S HEAD LOOKED INTO.
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COULD BE SOME INTERESTING THINGS
GOING ON IN THERE.
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ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN.
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CHILDREN, SETTLE DOWN.
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00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,566
OPIE, WOULD YOU
COME UP HERE, PLEASE,
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00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,967
AND BRING YOUR REPORT CARD?
243
00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,272
OPIE, IT SEEMS
I MADE A MISTAKE
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IN TRANSCRIBING
SOME OF THE MARKS
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00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,610
TO THE REPORT CARDS.
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00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,777
I'M AFRAID YOURS
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00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,646
WAS ONE OF THE
MISTAKEN ONES.
248
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,687
I'M SORRY THIS
HAPPENED, OPIE,
249
00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,323
AND I WISH YOU HAD
MADE ALL THOSE A's.
250
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,891
YES, MA'AM.
251
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,994
YOU COULD DO IT,
YOU KNOW, IF YOU
REALLY WORKED.
252
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,897
YES, MA'AM.
253
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,600
I'M SORRY, OPIE.
254
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,802
YES, MA'AM.
255
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,779
WAIT HERE A MINUTE
256
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,281
AND LET ME DO A
LITTLE SCOUTING.
257
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,158
AUNT BEE...
258
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,927
YOU GAVE ME
SUCH A FRIGHT.
259
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,128
IS OPIE HERE?
260
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,197
YES. HE'S UPSTAIRS
IN HIS ROOM, I THINK.
261
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,198
GOOD.
262
00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,399
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT
263
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,334
HE HASN'T BEEN DOWN
ALL AFTERNOON.
264
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,336
DON'T CALL HIM.
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
265
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,638
NO, NO.
266
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,222
EASY, EASY, EASY.
267
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,791
OKAY.
268
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,327
SHH.
269
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,766
EASY, BARNEY, EASY.
270
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,737
OH, ANDY!
271
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,138
HOW ABOUT THAT?
272
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,140
OH, ANDY,
HE'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
273
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,408
HE SURE WILL.
274
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,043
IT'S GOT A BELL,
TOO. LOOK.
275
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,978
NO. DON'T DO THAT.
YOU'LL GIVE IT AWAY.
276
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,213
WHERE'LL WE HIDE IT?
277
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,315
IT'S LIKE TRYING
TO HIDE AN ELEPHANT.
278
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,983
I KNOW. THE COUCH.
279
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,885
PUSH IT DOWN.
KEEP IT DOWN BELOW.
280
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,020
IT SHOWS.
281
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,287
HOLD ON. WAIT.
282
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,056
SIT IN FRONT OF IT, AUNT BEE.
283
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,725
...TEAR HIM AWAY
FROM HIS STUDIES,
284
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,992
BUT I DON'T
RECKON HE'LL MIND.
285
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,227
OPE?!
286
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,329
HE'LL GO STALE
IF HE STUDIES ALL THE TIME.
287
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,797
IT HAPPENED TO ME.
288
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,098
YEAH. OPIE?
289
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,400
MY PA USED TO SAY,
"IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR NOSE
290
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,103
OUT OF THEM BOOKS
AND GO GET SOME FRESH AIR..."
291
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,906
THEN HE'D SEND ME DOWN
TO THE CELLAR TO SIFT ASHES.
292
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,275
WE BETTER GET OUT
FROM BEHIND HERE.
293
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,810
SIT BY AUNT BEE.
294
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,345
OPIE, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
295
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,847
Opie:
YEAH, PA.
296
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,015
WOULD YOU COME DOWN HERE
A MINUTE?
297
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,316
OKAY, PA.
298
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,022
UH, OPE, UH...
I BELIEVE I LEFT
299
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,893
MY SLIPPERS OVER THERE
BEHIND THE COUCH.
300
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,262
WOULD YOU
GET 'EM FOR ME?
301
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,800
GO ON.
302
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,034
OKAY, PA.
303
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,483
WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA
SAY SOMETHING?
304
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,952
IT'S NEAT.
305
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,521
OPIE, DID YOU
EVER KNOW A FATHER
306
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,258
THAT HAD MORE
REASON TO BE
PROUD OF HIS SON
307
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,860
THAN I HAVE
308
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,129
WITH ALL THEM A's
YOU GOT?
309
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,031
WELL...
310
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,766
THERE YOU ARE.
311
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,235
AIN'T YOU GONNA
TAKE HER OUT AND RIDE HER?
312
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,270
NOT RIGHT
NOW, PA.
313
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:20,040
I GOT STUDYING TO DO, AND...
314
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,341
I'LL DO IT LATER.
315
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,823
I'M TELLING YOU, ANDY,
316
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:39,893
YOU'D BETTER GET
THAT BOY'S I.Q. EXAMINED.
317
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,897
HE GETS A NEW BIKE
AND HE WANTS TO STUDY?
318
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:48,501
WELL...I RECKON THAT'S
THE WAY YOU GET ALL A's.
319
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,243
HI, ANDY.
320
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,444
HI, BARN.
321
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,046
LOOK AT THAT,
WOULD YOU?
322
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,313
WHAT'S THAT?
323
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,581
MY OLD HISTORY BOOK.
324
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,051
THE ONE I USED
WAY BACK IN THE EIGHTH GRADE.
325
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,218
I'LL BE DOGGED.
326
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,586
WITH ALL THIS TALK
WITH OPIE
327
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,189
ABOUT HOW GOOD
HE'S DOING IN SCHOOL AND ALL,
328
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,291
I GOT TO THINKING
ABOUT MY OWN SCHOOLING
329
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,094
AND I DUG THAT UP--
MY OLD HISTORY BOOK.
330
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:18,098
"BERNARD P. FIFE." HUH.
331
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,068
"THIS BOOK BELONGS
TO BERNARD P. FIFE.
332
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,972
"IF LOST OR STOLEN, PLEASE
RETURN TO BERNARD P. FIFE.
333
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,806
SIGNED, BERNARD P. FIFE."
334
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,177
YOUR BOOK?
335
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,378
YEAH.
336
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,812
LOOK AT THE NEXT PAGE.
337
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,419
"A HISTORY OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,021
BY BERNARD P. FIFE."
339
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,991
WELL, REMEMBER HOW WE USED
TO PASTE OUR OWN NAMES
340
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,125
OVER THE AUTHOR'S?
341
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,493
OH, YEAH.
342
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,062
BOY, YOU'VE HAD THIS
A LONG TIME.
343
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,931
SINCE THE EIGHTH GRADE,
AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?
344
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,001
THERE'S THINGS RIGHT THERE
IN THAT BOOK THAT I LEARNED
345
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,936
THAT I STILL REMEMBER
TO THIS DAY.
346
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,270
OH, COME ON.
TO THIS DAY.
347
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,606
IT'S AMAZING
HOW THAT STUFF STAYS WITH YOU.
348
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,175
ONCE YOU LEARN SOMETHING,
IT NEVER LEAVES YOU.
349
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,244
STAYS LOCKED UP TIGHT
IN THE OLD NOODLE.
350
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,179
IT DOES, HUH?
SURE.
351
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,547
HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU.
352
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,649
CONSTITUTION
OF THE UNITED STATES.
353
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,419
NOW, WE HAD TO MEMORIZE
THE PREAMBLE OF THAT
354
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,054
AND I STILL REMEMBER IT.
355
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,188
YOU DO?
356
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,656
YEAH. HERE,
I'LL SHOW YOU.
357
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,025
HOLD THE BOOK ON ME.
358
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,160
OKAY.
359
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,930
ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD.
360
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,933
THE CONSTITUTION
OF THE UNITED STATES.
361
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,242
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GIVE ME THE FIRST WORD
362
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,576
AND THEN I KNOW THE REST.
363
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,411
OKAY. "WE."
"WE."
364
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,446
WE?
365
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,480
WE.
366
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,548
ARE YOU SURE?
367
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,283
I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT IT.
368
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,351
OH. "WE."
369
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,953
"WE..."
370
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:52,993
"THE..."
371
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,261
THE. "WE THE..."
372
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,263
"WE THE..."
373
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,039
"PEOPLE..."
374
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,208
PEOPLE. "WE THE PEOPLE..."
375
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,977
"WE THE PEOPLE..."
376
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,513
"WE THE PEOPLE..."
377
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,952
"WE THE PEOPLE..."
378
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,634
"OF..."
379
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,503
OF. "WE THE PEOPLE OF..."
380
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,704
"THE..."
THE...
381
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,106
"UNITED..."
382
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,408
"UNI...WE THE PEOPLE
OF THE UNITED..."
383
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,045
FLAG?
384
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,980
BREEZE WAVE?
385
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,581
STARS?!
STATES.
386
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,651
STATES! "WE THE PEOPLE
OF THE UNITED STATES..."
387
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,986
"IN ORDER..."
388
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,121
"IN ORDER..."
389
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,322
"TO FORM A..."
390
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,489
"TO FORM A..."
391
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,658
"MORE PERFECT..."
"PERFECT..."
392
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,659
"UNE..."
393
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,561
TO FORM A MORE PERFECT YOU.
394
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,495
"YUN!"
395
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,730
YUN! "UNION."
396
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,566
"IN ORDER TO FORM
A MORE PERFECT UNION..."
397
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,001
"ES..."
ES...
398
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,269
"TA..."
TA...
399
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,603
"BLI..."
BLI...
400
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,738
"SHH..."
401
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,008
SHH.
402
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,243
ESTABLI...?
403
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,311
"ESTABLISH"
"ESTABLISH"
404
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,412
"JUST..."
405
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,680
ESTABLISH JUST, UH...
406
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,049
"TICE!"
TICE!
407
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,650
JUSTICE. "ESTABLISH JUSTICE..."
408
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:28,155
"ENSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY,
409
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,523
"PROVIDE FOR THE
COMMON DEFENSE,
410
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,692
"PROMOTE THE
GENERAL WELFARE,
411
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,562
"AND SECURE THE
BLESSINGS OF LIBERTY
412
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,765
"TO OURSELVES AND OUR
POSTERITY DO ORDAIN
413
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,368
"AND ESTABLISH
THIS CONSTITUTION
414
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,070
"FOR THE UNITED STATES
415
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,205
OF AMERICA."
OF AMERICA."
416
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,642
YOU WANNA RUN THROUGH THAT AGAIN
417
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,478
OR DO YOU THINK YOU GOT IT?
418
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,313
I GOT IT.
419
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,549
WHEN YOU LEARN SOMETHING,
YOU LEARN IT.
420
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,351
PA?
421
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,053
OH, HI, OPE.
422
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,588
YOU TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING?
423
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,256
NO. BARNEY WAS
JUST SHOWING ME
424
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,192
HOW HE CAN STILL
REMEMBER SOMETHING
425
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,726
HE LEARNED IN
THE EIGHTH GRADE.
426
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,195
SURPRISED YOU,
DIDN'T I?
427
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,362
YOU SURE DID.
428
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,463
PA?
429
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,764
YEAH, OPE?
430
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,567
I GOT SOMETHING
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
431
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,737
WELL, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD,
BUT I BET I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
432
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,073
ABOUT AN ADVANCE
ON YOUR ALLOWANCE.
433
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,741
I EXPECT THAT
CAN BE ARRANGED.
434
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,178
FELLA WITH YOUR RECORD'S CREDIT
IS GOOD WITH ME.
435
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,614
I EXPECT YOU
COULD USE A LITTLE EXTRA.
436
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,648
THERE YOU ARE.
437
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,183
WHERE'S YOUR BICYCLE?
438
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,251
LEAVE IT OUTSIDE?
439
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,585
I DECIDED NOT TO RIDE IT.
440
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,653
YOU DID?
441
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,088
WELL, WHY?
442
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,789
YOU GONNA
STUDY SOME NOW?
443
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,858
NOW, LOOK, OPE,
I LIKE THE IDEA
444
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,228
OF YOU WANTING TO
BE A STAR PUPIL
445
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,695
BUT LET'S NOT OVERDO IT.
446
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,432
LIKE THEY SAY, "ALL
WORK AND NO PLAY..."
447
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,700
YOU DO LIKE THE
BICYCLE, DON'T YOU?
448
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,835
UH-HUH.
449
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,270
WELL, GOOD.
450
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,604
TAKE IT OUT
AND RIDE IT
451
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,273
AND HAVE SOME
FUN WITH IT.
452
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,774
AFTER ALL,
YOU EARNED IT.
453
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,744
GO ON. RIDE IT.
454
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,688
GO ON, OPE. RIDE YOUR BICYCLE.
455
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,224
HAVE A LITTLE FUN FOR A CHANGE.
456
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,525
YOU DESERVE IT.
457
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,594
GETTING ALL THEM A's.
458
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,633
MMM. I TELL YOU, AUNT BEE,
THAT SURE WAS GOOD.
459
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,302
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU LIKED IT.
460
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,338
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GIVE YOU A TITLE, OR SOMETHING.
461
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,240
"MISS FRIED CHICKEN
OF MAYBERRY."
462
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,742
OH, STOP IT, AND COME
HELP ME WITH THE DISHES.
463
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,877
ALL RIGHT.
464
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,911
PA?
465
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,280
IN A MINUTE, OPE.
466
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,448
LET ME HELP AUNT BEE
WITH THESE DISHES.
467
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,320
YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THE
BOYS IN THE BARBERSHOP
468
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,155
WHEN I TOLD
THEM ABOUT OPIE.
469
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,390
OH, WHAT DID THEY SAY?
470
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,891
OH, THEY JUST
CARRIED ON.
471
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,193
THEY DID?
YEAH.
472
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,161
HE IS A GOOD BOY,
YOU KNOW THAT.
473
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,662
NOT SPOILED,
OR ANYTHING.
474
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,663
MINDS EVERYBODY.
475
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,265
I'LL TELL YOU
THE TRUTH
476
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,701
I'M SO PROUD OF HIM,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
477
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,370
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I HAVE A GREAT MIND TO DO?
478
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,671
TAKE HIM UPTOWN
479
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,807
AND GET HIS PICTURE MADE
WITH THAT REPORT CARD
480
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,642
AND SEND IT
TO EDGAR BEASLEY.
481
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,378
HE'S ALWAYS BRAGGIN' ON
HIS YOUNG'UNS SO MUCH.
482
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,913
I THINK THAT'S A FINE IDEA.
483
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,785
WELL, HEY, MISS CRUMP.
484
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,886
HELLO, SHERIFF.
485
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,921
COME IN.
486
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,223
SIT DOWN,
WON'T YOU?
487
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,924
I JUST CAME
TO SEE YOU ABOUT OPIE.
488
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,959
HOW'S MY LITTLE
HONOR STUDENT DOING?
489
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,829
HE GAVE US QUITE A SURPRISE
WITH THAT REPORT CARD.
490
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,964
I BET YOU
WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED, TOO.
491
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,266
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
492
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,667
TELL ME WHAT?
493
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,270
OH, WELL, I'D
BETTER EXPLAIN.
494
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,341
AUNT BEE, IS OPIE HERE?
495
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,642
OH, I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.
496
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,809
HE'S BEEN IN AND OUT.
497
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,278
HE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU
498
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,413
ABOUT GETTING THE
WRONG REPORT CARD?
499
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,681
WRONG REPORT CARD?
500
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,384
YEAH. HE NOT ONLY
DIDN'T GET ALL A's,
501
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,286
HE GOT AN "F"
IN ARITHMETIC.
502
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,820
WHY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
503
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,289
WELL, HE DID.
504
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,391
SO YOU DON'T KNOW
IF HE'S HERE OR NOT?
505
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,759
NO.
506
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,728
OPIE?
507
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,299
OPIE?
508
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,567
ANDY...
509
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,734
OPIE, COME DOWN HERE.
510
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,503
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO PUNISH HIM?
511
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,871
NO, I WANT TO
TALK TO HIM.
512
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,839
I WANT TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOING ON.
513
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,741
BOY'S BEEN ACTING
MIGHTY STRANGE--
514
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,876
WON'T RIDE
HIS BICYCLE,
515
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,478
WANTS TO STUDY
ALL THE TIME.
516
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,712
OPIE, YOU HEAR ME?
517
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,353
OPIE?
518
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,928
OH, MY GOODNESS.
519
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,664
HE CLEANED UP HIS ROOM
WITHOUT ME ASKING.
520
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,466
HE'S RUN AWAY.
521
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,635
OH, ANDY.
522
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,407
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO?
523
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,342
GO AND FIND HIM.
524
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,016
WHERE YOU GOING?
525
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,485
HI, PA.
526
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,821
DID YOU GET MY NOTE?
527
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:29,922
YEAH.
528
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,025
YOU DIDN'T SAY
WHERE YOU WAS GOING.
529
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,528
WELL, I WAS GOING AWAY SOMEPLACE
530
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:39,098
AND NOT COME BACK
TILL YOU WAS PROUD OF ME AGAIN.
531
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,067
WHAT?
532
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,337
WELL, PA, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T KNOW,
533
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:48,475
BUT YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT,
SO I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU.
534
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,478
I DIDN'T GET ALL A's
ON MY REPORT CARD.
535
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,480
THE TEACHER MADE A MISTAKE.
536
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,748
I WANTED
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
537
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,617
I STARTED TO,
538
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,587
BUT I KNEW
YOU'D BE AWFUL DISAPPOINTED...
539
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,088
SO I JUST NEVER DID.
540
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,123
THEN I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT
541
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,759
AND I FIGURED
THE BEST THING TO DO
542
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,395
WOULD BE TO RUN AWAY.
543
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,464
NOT COME BACK
TILL I WAS ABLE TO DO SOMETHING
544
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,733
THAT COULD MAKE YOU
PROUD OF ME AGAIN.
545
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,902
UH...
546
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,474
OPIE, I'VE GOT...
547
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,710
I GOT SOMETHING I, UH...
548
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,778
I WANT TO SAY TO YOU.
549
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,482
WHEN I THOUGHT YOU GOT ALL A's
550
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,485
THAT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING IN THE WORLD TO ME
551
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,153
AND I MADE IT
SO IMPORTANT
552
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,890
THAT I MADE IT
IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU
TO LIVE UP TO IT.
553
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:42,161
YOU'RE MY SON, AND I'M PROUD
OF YOU JUST FOR THAT.
554
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,898
YOU DO THE BEST YOU CAN,
AND IF YOU DO THAT
555
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,735
THAT'S ALL I'LL EVER ASK OF YOU.
556
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,637
OKAY?
557
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,871
OKAY, PA.
558
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,444
YOU NEVER DID SAY
WHERE YOU WAS GOING.
559
00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:01,180
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE
I'D GO AWAY AND JOIN THE NAVY.
560
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,583
THE NAVY.
561
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,152
WELL, THINGS IS KIND
OF QUIETING DOWN NOW.
562
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,655
WOULD YOU
MIND WAITING
A LITTLE BIT?
563
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,156
I DON'T MIND.
564
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:13,793
GOOD. I'LL SEND YOUR REGRETS
TO THE SECRETARY OF THE NAVY.
565
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,835
PA! PA!
566
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,104
OPIE.
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
567
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,973
LOOK AT THIS, PA.
568
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,808
IT'S ARITHMETIC TEST
WE HAD THIS MORNING.
569
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,042
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
570
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:33,179
"B-PLUS. NICE IMPROVEMENT.
MISS CRUMP."
571
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,781
WELL, NOW,
THAT'S THE TIME.
572
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,616
LOOKY THERE, AUNT BEE.
LOOKY THERE.
573
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:37,850
ISN'T THAT NICE?
574
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,452
MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD,
DOESN'T IT, OPIE?
575
00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:40,553
SURE DOES.
576
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,055
THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S REAL FINE.
577
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,024
THAT'S THE WAY
TO DO IT.
578
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,663
PA?
HMM?
579
00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:53,900
WHEN YOU WAS A BOY, WHAT WAS
THE WORST GRADES YOU EVER GOT?
580
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,636
I MADE IT A POINT
NOT TO REMEMBER THEM.
581
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,705
WHAT WAS THE BEST?
582
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,608
SOMETIMES I DID
PRETTY GOOD. WHY?
583
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,810
NO REASON.
JUST ASKING.
584
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,979
PA?
HMM?
585
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,181
WHEN YOU WAS A BOY,
DID YOU HAVE A BIKE?
586
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,583
YEAH. WHY?
587
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,519
JUST ASKING.
588
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,855
PA?
589
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,156
NOW WHAT?
590
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,959
DID YOU GET TO RIDE IT
WHENEVER YOU WANTED TO
591
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,128
OR JUST WHEN YOU
GOT GOOD GRADES?
592
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,498
GO ON.
RIDE YOUR BICYCLE.
593
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:26,533
THANKS, PA!
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