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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,679 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,182 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:17,551 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:22,790 'BOUT READY, AUNT BEE? 5 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,325 COMING, DEAR, COMING. 6 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,794 YOU KNOW, I JUST KNOW I'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING. 7 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,130 AUNT BEE, WE JUST BARELY GOT TIME TO MAKE THE BUS. 8 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,365 LET'S SEE-- I'VE LEFT A WHOLE HAM IN THE ICEBOX 9 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:34,068 AND I'VE LEFT A CAKE AND THERE'S PLENTY OF EGGS, AND THERE'S PLENTY OF MILK. 10 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:35,436 THERE'S NO REASON WHY YOU AND OPIE 11 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,671 CAN'T GET ALONG WITHOUT ME JUST FOR A FEW DAYS? 12 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,307 NO REASON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 13 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,709 NOW, WE GOT TO HURRY. 14 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,344 NO. NO, I'M NOT GOING. 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,213 AUNT BEE, DON'T WORRY. 16 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,115 EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 17 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,818 WELL... 18 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,621 OH! OH, MY POCKETBOOK. 19 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,323 NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU WANT ANYTHING... 20 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,857 MISS SNYDER'S NEXT DOOR. 21 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,093 AND BE SURE THAT OPIE... ...OPIE DRESSES WARM FOR SCHOOL. 22 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,095 AND TUESDAY MORNING... ...MAGGIE WILL BE HERE TO CLEAN. 23 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,463 BE SURE THE HOUSE ISN'T A MESS. 24 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,332 THAT WOMAN WILL HAVE IT ALL OVER TOWN. 25 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,833 AUNT BEE, WE GOT TO GO. 26 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,702 WELL, I'M ALL READY. I'M JUST WAITING FOR YOU. 27 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,446 OH, MISS EDWARDS IS LEAVING HER CAR HERE 28 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,813 WHILE WE'RE GONE, 29 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,482 AND SHE SAID YOU CAN USE IT IF YOU WANT TO. 30 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,117 I WISH YOU WOULD AND KEEP THE BATTERY UP. 31 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,818 I DON'T EXPECT I'LL NEED IT MUCH. 32 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,421 I WISH YOU HAD TIME TO FIX UP AROUND THE PLACE. 33 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,390 THOSE BUSHES COULD DO WITH A BIT OF TRIMMING 34 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,858 AND THAT PORCH NEEDS A BIT OF PAINT. 35 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,726 DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ATTIC WINDOW IS CRACKED? 36 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,395 I-I'LL TRY TO GET TO IT IF I GET THERE. 37 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,896 OH, THE SCARF! THE WHAT? 38 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,767 THE SCARF I KNIT FOR FLORENCE. OHH! 39 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,510 EXCUSE ME, CONSTABLE. 40 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,450 YOU ARE THE CONSTABLE, AREN'T YOU? 41 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,786 I MEAN, I SAW THE CAR WITH THE THINGAMAJIG ON TOP 42 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,354 AND I TOOK IT FOR GRANTED 43 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,590 YOU MIGHT BE IN THE WAY OF BEING THE CONSTABLE. 44 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,326 WELL, YEAH, I'M THE CONSTABLE. ACTUALLY, I'M THE SHERIFF. 45 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,794 ARE YOU REALLY? 46 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,662 AIN'T THAT WONDERFUL, EH? 47 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:09,830 HEY! 48 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,200 MIGHT I ASK A QUESTION? 49 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,434 SURE. WHAT IS IT? 50 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,935 WHERE CAN I FIND THE CONSTABLE? 51 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,637 WELL, I AM THE CONSTABLE. 52 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,273 SHERIFF AND CONSTABLE ARE KIND OF THE SAME THING. 53 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,742 GET AWAY. 54 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,545 WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME SOME DIRECTIONS, PLEASE? 55 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,714 I'M NOT TOO FAMILIAR WITH THESE PARTS. 56 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,416 RATHER A LONG WAY FROM HOME. 57 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,417 I FIGURED. 58 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:30,818 YOU'RE BRITISH, AREN'T YOU? 59 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,486 I COME FROM THE TOWN OF HECKMONDWIKE 60 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,687 UP DERBYSHIRE WAY-- 61 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,223 I'M ON A BIT OF A HOLIDAY. 62 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,557 IT'S A LOVELY PLACE. 63 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,825 HECKMONDWIKE. 64 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,461 I SAY IT'S A LOVELY PLACE HECKMONDWIKE. 65 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,531 I WORK THERE AS THE GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEMAN TO COLONEL CHUMLEY. 66 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,532 BEEN AT IT NOW 67 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,367 FOR 11 YEARS. OH? 68 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,336 FINALLY TUCKED ENOUGH AWAY TO MAKE THE TRIP OVER. 69 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,603 I WAS GOING TO HIRE A CAR 70 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:51,839 BUT YOU CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT THEY WERE ASKING. 71 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:52,873 SHOCKING, IT WAS -- JUST SHOCKING. 72 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,208 YEAH. 73 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,709 YOU SEE, WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO 74 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,711 IS SEE AS MANY OF YOUR LITTLE TOWNS AS I CAN. 75 00:02:57,745 --> 00:03:00,448 LOVELY, THEY ARE, JUST LOVELY-- JUST LIKE HOME. 76 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,482 HECKMONDWIKE? 77 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,716 HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 78 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,285 OH, I WISH I'D KNOWN. 79 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,887 WELL, NEXT TIME YOU COME, YOU MUST GIVE US A RING. 80 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,556 YEAH. 81 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,990 YOU MUSTN'T KEEP ME A-TALKING TO YOU LIKE THIS. 82 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,492 I HAVE TO BE ON MY WAY. 83 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,760 W-WAIT A MINUTE. 84 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,263 WASN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO ASK ME? 85 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,497 OH, AYE! AYE, YES. 86 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,932 COULD YOU DIRECT ME TO ROUTE 43, PLEASE? 87 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,001 OH, ROUTE 43. WELL, YOU... 88 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,272 UM, MAYBE I BETTER WRITE IT DOWN. 89 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,539 GOT A PENCIL? 90 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,807 THERE YA GO. 91 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,809 OKAY. NOW... 92 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:32,580 YOU GO DOWN HERE TO THE STOPLIGHT DOWN HERE 93 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,714 AND TURN LEFT. 94 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,983 YOU GO TWO BLOCKS, TURN RIGHT. 95 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,719 GO RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF TOWN 96 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:42,256 TILL YOU RUN INTO THE INTERSECTION AND RIGHT AGAIN. 97 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,557 THEN YOU GO ALONG 98 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,859 AND YOU GO CROOKED AND CROOKED AND CROOKED. 99 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,530 GO ON ABOUT TWO MILES, AND YOU'LL RUN RIGHT INTO IT. 100 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,964 OKAY? 101 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,366 PIECE OF CAKE. 102 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,667 SURE YOU GOT IT? 103 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:54,968 OH, ABSOLUTELY, NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 104 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,305 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE. 105 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,708 OH. 106 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,776 WELL, UH, BYE. 107 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,415 BARNEY, GET OVER HERE! 108 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:48,822 EVERYBODY BACK! 109 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,392 GET BACK, EVERYBODY! GET BACK! 110 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,793 GET BACK! EVERYBODY GET BACK. 111 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,595 ALL RIGHT, YOU, COME ON. LET'S GO. 112 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,029 LOOK AT MY TRUCK, BARNEY. GO TAKE HIM OUT OF HERE. 113 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,699 YOU GET OUT OF HERE, TOO. GO ON -- GET DOWN OFF THERE. 114 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,434 EVERYBODY GET BACK! BACK, EVERYBODY! 115 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,635 COME ON, LET'S GO. 116 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,070 COME ON, BACK, EVERYBODY! 117 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,905 EVERYBODY BACK. COME ON! 118 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,874 BARNEY? 119 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,809 HEY, COME ON. LET'S MOVE. 120 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,978 GET IN HERE. 121 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,849 YOU! HERE! 122 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,555 WHAT IN THE WORLD'S THE TROUBLE? 123 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,491 WELL, JUST A BIT OF A MIX-UP. 124 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,393 MIX IT WAS CHAOS! PANDEMONIUM! 125 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,795 BIKE RIDING AND MAP READING AT THE SAME TIME. 126 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,364 HE PRACTICALLY TURNED MAYBERRY INTO A DISASTER AREA! 127 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,032 PLUS, FLETCH ROBERTS HERE RUN HIS TRUCK 128 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,634 INTO A PILE OF PACKING CRATES. 129 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,835 $30 OR $40 WORTH OF DAMAGE. 130 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,069 Barney: EASY. 131 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,738 HMM. 132 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,641 WELL, WHERE'S YOUR, UH, WHERE'S YOUR TRUCK NOW, FLETCH? 133 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,976 IT'S STILL DOWN THERE WRAPPED AROUND THEM CRATES. 134 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,077 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT 135 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,913 ON OVER TO WALLY'S FILLING STATION 136 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,981 AND FIND OUT HOW MUCH IT'LL BE TO FIX IT 137 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,683 AND COME ON BACK AND TELL ME? 138 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,586 ALL RIGHT, SHERIFF. IT BEATS ANYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN. 139 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:53,987 I NEVER SEEN SUCH RECKLESSNESS IN MY LIFE. 140 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,155 WHAT'S THE MATTER 141 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,990 WITH YOU, ANYWAYS? 142 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,727 I'M VERY SORRY. I AM, REALLY. I CAN'T THINK WHAT CAME OVER ME. 143 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,495 I BEHAVED LIKE A PROPER CHARLIE. 144 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,063 AND THE BOBBY HERE IS QUITE RIGHT. 145 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,865 I DO DESERVE A GOOD DRESSING-DOWN. 146 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,006 ANDY? 147 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,679 EXCUSE ME. 148 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,148 NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS BIRD? 149 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,616 LIKE WHAT? 150 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,084 THE WAY HE TALKS. 151 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,719 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 152 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,889 I DON'T THINK HE'S FROM AROUND HERE. 153 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,592 FACT IS, I'D SAY HE'S FROM... 154 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,697 SOMEWHERES ELSE. 155 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,800 YOU THINK SO? 156 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,102 HE'S A TROUBLEMAKER FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY. 157 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,737 DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? 158 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,039 YEAH, HE'S A FOREIGNER, ALL RIGHT. 159 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,175 MAYBE CANADA. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 160 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,813 YOU KNOW WHERE HE JUST MIGHT BE FROM? 161 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,081 HMM? 162 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,116 HECKMONDWIKE, ENGLAND. 163 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,818 ASK HIM. 164 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,990 WHERE ARE YOU FROM, FELLA? 165 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,626 HECKMONDWIKE, ENGLAND. 166 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,935 UM... 167 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:18,071 I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS, MR., UH... 168 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,740 OH, MERRIWEATHER-- MALCOLM MERRIWEATHER. 169 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,611 I'M SORRY ALL THIS HAPPENED, YOU BEING A STRANGER AND ALL 170 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:26,146 BUT, UH, FLETCH IS PRETTY UPSET ABOUT HIS TRUCK 171 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,115 AND I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGES. 172 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,583 QUITE ALL RIGHT. 173 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,785 MALCOLM MERRIWEATHER ALWAYS PAYS HIS OWN WAY. 174 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,053 HOW MUCH HAS IT COME TO? 175 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,688 I DON'T KNOW. 176 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:37,124 ACCORDING TO FLETCH, IT'LL COME TO UPWARDS TOWARDS $40. 177 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:45,065 14 POUNDS, TEN SHILLINGS, AND THREEPENCE THREE FARTHINGS? 178 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,103 WELL, IF THAT'S $40, THAT'LL BE ABOUT IT. 179 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,543 I SEE. 180 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,548 WELL, UH... 181 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:03,617 COULD I DO IT ON THE NEVER 182 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,253 PAY A BIT NOW AND MORE LATER? 183 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:10,190 WELL...I DON'T KNOW. 184 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,125 OH, LET'S LOCK HIM UP. 185 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,627 COME ON. LET'S GO! 186 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:16,897 MOVE IT! 187 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,803 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, BARN. 188 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,906 UH... 189 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,042 MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER KIND OF NEVER-NEVER. 190 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,111 MAYBE WE CAN FIGURE A WAY 191 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,146 FOR YOU TO WORK OFF THE DEBT. 192 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,116 AREN'T YOU KIND? 193 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,751 AREN'T YOU KIND? 194 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,187 WELL, I COULD USE SOME HELP AROUND THE HOUSE. 195 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,255 AREN'T YOU KIND? 196 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:47,160 AND, AS IT SO HAPPENS, I'M VERY HANDY AROUND THE HOUSE. 197 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,689 Opie: WELL, HI. 198 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,658 OH, HELLO. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 199 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,927 I LIVE HERE. 200 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,664 WELL, WHAT YOU DOING? 201 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,672 I'M HELPING YOUR DAD AROUND THE HOUSE. 202 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,374 YOU SURE DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM AROUND HERE. 203 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,610 I'M NOT. I COME FROM HECKMONDWIKE. 204 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,311 IS THAT ANYWHERE NEAR RALEIGH? 205 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,313 NO-HO-HO! IT'S IN ENGLAND. 206 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,149 OH, YOU COME FROM THE OLD COUNTRY, 207 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,818 WHERE THEY HAVE ALL THEM CASTLES WITH MOATS AND STUFF. 208 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,823 Opie: HI, PAW! 209 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,140 UH... SOON AS I GET 210 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,209 THE PROPER HANG OF THIS LADDER 211 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,879 I'LL GET 'ROUND TO FIXING THOSE THINGS. 212 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,216 WELL... 213 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,418 I BETTER GO AHEAD AND FIX SOME LUNCH. 214 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,853 GOOD. I'M STARVED. 215 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,189 WELL, HOW WOULD IT BE IF I STEPPED IN 216 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,356 AND FIXED YOU SOME SNAP? 217 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,225 YOU BOTH LOOK A BIT CLEMMED. 218 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,060 OH, I COULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. 219 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,261 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH 220 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,797 THAT'S A BIT MORE IN MY LINE THAN THIS. 221 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,699 YOU SEE, THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR THE COLONEL-- 222 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,367 KEEP HIS DIGS NEAT, PRESS HIS CLOTHES, FIX HIS MEALS. 223 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,937 AND I'D LIKE TO DO THE SAME FOR YOU AND THE YOUNG MAN 224 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,872 WHAT WITH THE LADY BEING AWAY AND ALL. 225 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,373 WELL... 226 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,109 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING. 227 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,911 WHEN YOU COME HOME THIS EVENING 228 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,445 YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE THE PLACE. 229 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,014 COME ON. 230 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,334 OPE, YOU HOME? 231 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,704 HI, PAW. 232 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,079 WELL, LOOK AT YOU. 233 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,948 MALCOLM MADE ME DO IT. 234 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,884 HE CALLS IT "DRESSING FOR DINNER." 235 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,053 I HAD TO TAKE A BATH, TOO 236 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,155 AND IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY. 237 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,223 CAN I TAKE IT OFF, PAW? 238 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,892 NOT FOR ONE MINUTE. 239 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,294 I LIKE TO SEE YOU TIDIED UP FOR A CHANGE. 240 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,429 I'D SAY A TOUCH OF GRACIOUS LIVING 241 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,898 IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED. 242 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,166 GOOD EVENING, SIR. 243 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,433 THE YOUNG MAN LOOKS 244 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,003 A PROPER BOBBY-DAZZLER, DOESN'T HE? 245 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,372 ALL DRESSED UP LIKE A DOG'S DINNER. 246 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,774 HE DOES LOOK FINE. 247 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,942 THE PLACE LOOKS MIGHTY NICE, TOO. 248 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:49,977 THANK YOU, SIR. 249 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,945 I'LL DRAW YOUR BATH NOW, SIR. 250 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:52,980 MY BATH? 251 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,481 WON'T BE A JIFFY. 252 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,150 I'VE LAID OUT YOUR BEST SUIT-- SHOULD DO NICELY. 253 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,385 WELL... 254 00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,920 GUESS WE'RE ALL IN 255 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,422 FOR SOME GRACIOUS LIVIN', HUH, PAW? 256 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,324 YOU GOING TO EAT SUPPER, MALCOLM? 257 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,160 OH, THANK YOU, SIR BUT I'LL HAVE MINE LATER. 258 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,831 GOLLY, IT SURE IS GOOD, HUH, PAW? 259 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,365 MMM. 260 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,368 SURE IS. 261 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,137 ANGE, WANT TO GO UP TO THE FILLING STATION 262 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,538 AND GET A BOTTLE OF POP? 263 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,982 I'M SORRY. 264 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,051 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD COMPANY. 265 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,452 WE DON'T HAVE COMPANY. 266 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,287 WELL, WHY ARE YOU ALL... 267 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,322 YOU GOING TO PRAYER MEETING? 268 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,457 UH... WELL... 269 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,425 PRAYER MEETING AIN'T TONIGHT, IS IT? 270 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,426 NO. 271 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,028 SORRY, I FORGOT... 272 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:18,531 OH. SHALL I LAY ONE MORE PLACE FOR DINNER, SIR? 273 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,567 WANT TO EAT SUPPER, BARN? 274 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,969 UH... UH... NO. 275 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,905 MATTER OF FACT, I JUST GOT THROUGH WORK 276 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,474 AND I WAS ON MY WAY HOME TO CHANGE. 277 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,510 IT'S JUST AN OLD THING I HARDLY EVER WEAR. 278 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,114 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU EAT SUPPER? 279 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,985 OH, NO, NO. I... I BETTER BE GETTING ON HOME... 280 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,853 TO GET DRESSED UP. 281 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,023 I'LL PICK YOU UP IN THE MORNING. 282 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,992 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I GOT FLORA'S OLD CAR. 283 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,293 WHY DON'T YOU EAT WITH US, BARN? 284 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,196 OH, NO. I... I BETTER GET ON HOME. 285 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,430 I HAVEN'T EVEN PICKED OUT 286 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,432 WHAT I'M GOING TO WEAR TONIGHT YET. 287 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,069 THIS DURN OLD THING. 288 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,147 NO, SIR! 289 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,249 YOU HAND THEM OVER. I CAN PUT ON MY OWN PANTS. 290 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,984 BUT, SIR, THE COLONEL ALWAYS -- 291 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,286 NEVER MIND THE COLONEL. GIVE ME MY PANTS. 292 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,890 IF YOU SAY SO, SIR. 293 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,601 HOW ABOUT THAT, PAW? 294 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,938 MR. MALCOLM DREW THAT 295 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,139 RIGHT ON THE EGG. 296 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,173 THAT'S NICE. 297 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,507 I SURE DO LIKE HIM. 298 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,976 HE COOKS GOOD, TOO. 299 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,377 YEAH, HE'S A NICE FELLA. 300 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,515 YOUR MORNING PAPER, SIR. 301 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,985 WIND FROM THE SOUTHWEST, TEMPERATURE 74. 302 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,386 THANK YOU. 303 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,922 I FOUND YOUR CAP IN THE BACK OF THE CUPBOARD. 304 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,090 IT NEEDS A BIT OF BRUSHING 305 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:53,526 BUT I'LL HAVE IT READY DIRECTLY. 306 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,529 YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR YOUR CAP, TOO, PAW? 307 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,265 I GOT TO GO, OPE. 308 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,000 BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAP? 309 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,201 NEVER MIND THAT. 310 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,203 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 311 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,959 NOW, MALCOLM, LISTEN... 312 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,261 GOVERNMENT HOUSE, SIR? 313 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,263 MALCOLM, LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT. 314 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,132 I'M ABLE TO DRIVE MYSELF. 315 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,400 YES, SIR. 316 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,002 I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP 317 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,004 BUT THIS IS ALTOGETHER UNNECESSARY. 318 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,238 YES, SIR. 319 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,668 IF HE MAKES YOU ALL THAT UNCOMFORTABLE 320 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,471 WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND TELL HIM? 321 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,739 I'M GOING TO. 322 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,741 HE'S ABOUT TO DRIVE ME CRAZY. 323 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,409 I'LL SEE YOU. 324 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,411 GOOD NIGHT, ANGE. 325 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,779 IT SURE IS FUN 326 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,581 HAVING YOU HERE, MR. MALCOLM. 327 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,253 WELL, YOUNG MAN, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 328 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,289 IT'S BEEN THE NICEST PART OF MY HOLIDAY 329 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,259 AND I'M VERY THANKFUL TO YOU AND YOUR DAD. 330 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,526 HOW COME? 331 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,128 WELL, JUST THINK. 332 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,529 I MIGHT HAVE TRAVELED 333 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,665 THE LENGTH AND BREADTH OF AMERICA 334 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:42,469 WITHOUT EVER FINDING OUT WHAT AMERICANS WERE REALLY LIKE. 335 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,272 I USED TO THINK YOU WERE QUITE DIFFERENT. 336 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,107 THEN I CAME INTO YOUR HOME 337 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,608 AND SAW HOW YOU LIVED. 338 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,145 YOU'RE NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, REALLY. 339 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,115 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOUR DAD 340 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,716 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE. 341 00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,053 AND LOOKING AFTER YOU AND YOUR DAD 342 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,555 HAS MADE ME VERY, VERY HAPPY. 343 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,823 READY? 344 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,292 ONE, TWO, THREE... WHEE! 345 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,559 HOW'S THAT? 346 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,395 OH, BOY! A TREE! THANKS, MR. MALCOLM. 347 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,097 THAT'LL DO YOU. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 348 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,231 WELL... 349 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,300 GOOD EVENING, SIR. HI, PAW! 350 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,834 LOOK WHAT MR. MALCOLM MADE. 351 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,303 THAT'S SOMETHING. 352 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,570 NOTHIN'. JUST A DOODAD. 353 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,306 LOOK AT THE TIME, YOUNG MAN. 354 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,540 GO ON. UP TO KIP. 355 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,841 GOOD NIGHT, PAW. GOOD NIGHT. 356 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,676 CAN I GET YOU SOME SUPPER, SIR? 357 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,845 I HAVE SOME LOVELY BUBBLE AND SQUEAK. 358 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,248 NO, THANK YOU. I HAD SOMETHING IN TOWN. 359 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,849 RIGHT, I'LL JUST LOOK AFTER 360 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,384 THE YOUNG MAN, THEN. 361 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,611 YOU LEFT THESE IN THE CAR. 362 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,147 THANKS. 363 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,417 DID YOU TELL HIM? 364 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,154 COME HERE. 365 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,826 NOW, YOU POP INTO BED AND I'LL FETCH THE MILK. 366 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,837 I AGREE WITH YOU, ANDY. 367 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,439 MALCOLM'S ABOUT AS NICE A GUY 368 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,440 AS YOU'D EVER WANT TO MEET 369 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,708 BUT I STILL THINK 370 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,410 YOU OUGHT TO COME RIGHT OUT AND TELL HIM. 371 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,512 WELL, I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING. 372 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,481 IT'S EITHER THAT, OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND 373 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,648 THE REST OF THE WEEK 374 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,184 PUTTING UP WITH ALL KINDS OF NONSENSE. 375 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,885 SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THE GUY'S JUST MAKING 376 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,620 A GRADE "A" PEST OF HIMSELF. 377 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,822 WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM TO FORGET THE WHOLE DEAL 378 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,324 AND BE ON HIS WAY? 379 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,525 I DON'T KNOW, BARN. 380 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,394 THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS 381 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,462 WHERE YOU HAVE TO KIND OF WAIT 382 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,863 FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT. 383 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,899 WHEN THE RIGHT MOMENT COMES 384 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,702 I'LL TRY TO FIGURE SOME WAY TO TELL HIM. 385 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,392 MORNING, MR. MALCOLM. 386 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,361 WHERE'S MR. MALCOLM, PAW? 387 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,595 HE AIN'T HERE. 388 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,896 WHERE DID HE GO? 389 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,733 IS HE OUT SHOPPING OR SOMETHING? 390 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,237 NO, HE'S...HE'S LEFT, OPE. HE'S GONE AWAY. 391 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,205 GONE AWAY? FOR GOOD? 392 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,675 WELL, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT. 393 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,776 WHY, PAW? 394 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,378 WHY DID HE GO? 395 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,213 I DON'T KNOW, OPE. 396 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,649 I COME DOWN THIS MORNING 397 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,253 AND ALL I FOUND WAS THIS NOTE HERE. 398 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,720 WHAT DID HE SAY, PAW? 399 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,821 WELL, HE SAYS 400 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,957 "DEAR SIR, I AM VERY SORRY 401 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,960 "BUT I HAD TO LEAVE ON URGENT BUSINESS. 402 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,996 I WILL SEND THE MONEY INSTEAD. MALCOLM." 403 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,798 IS THAT ALL HE SAID? 404 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,267 MM-HMM. 405 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,635 CURIOUS, HIM LEAVING SUDDEN LIKE THAT. 406 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,537 I SURE LIKED HIM. 407 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,738 YEAH. 408 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,374 HE PROMISED HE WAS GOING TO SHOW ME 409 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,708 HOW TO MAKE A PAPER LADDER 410 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,310 AND HE WAS GOING TO SHOW ME 411 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,512 HOW TO MAKE THEM FUNNY FACES ON THE EGGS, TOO. 412 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,013 YEAH. 413 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,250 WELL, I STILL REMEMBER HOW TO FIX BREAKFAST. 414 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,651 EAT SOMETHIN'. 415 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,254 I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY, PAW. 416 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,655 YOU'RE NOT? 417 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,757 WELL, YOU HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING. 418 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,660 YOU CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. 419 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,928 NOW, EAT UP, THERE. 420 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,930 I WONDER WHY HE LEFT. 421 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:36,403 HE SAID HE LIKED WORKING HERE MORE THAN ANYTHING HE EVER DID. 422 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,539 IT'S HIM! 423 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,946 OH. 424 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,948 IT'S ONLY BARNEY. 425 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,951 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ONLY BARNEY"? 426 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,953 "ONLY BARNEY." 427 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,688 MALCOLM LEFT US. 428 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,023 HE DID? 429 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,692 THAT KIND OF TOOK CARE OF ITSELF, DIDN'T IT? 430 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,294 YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? YEAH. 431 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,496 OPE, YOU LEFT YOUR MILK IN HERE. 432 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,399 THAT'S THE GLASS FROM LAST NIGHT. 433 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,767 MALCOLM CAME DOWN 434 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,402 TO GET IT FOR ME 435 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,304 BUT HE NEVER BROUGHT IT BACK. 436 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,509 MALCOLM CAME DOWNSTAIRS AFTER YOU WENT TO BED? 437 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,910 MM-HMM. 438 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,880 YOU SUPPOSE HE WAS IN HERE WHEN WE WERE... 439 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,555 WHERE YOU GOING? 440 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,889 TO LOOK FOR HIM. 441 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,414 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 442 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,882 WELL, I... THAT IS, UH... 443 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,617 I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. 444 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,454 A GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEMAN RUNNING OUT ON A PROMISE? 445 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,889 I DID LEAVE YOU A NOTE, SIR. 446 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,357 YOU SEE, I THOUGHT YOU... 447 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,892 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT 448 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,360 OR WHAT YOU HEARD. 449 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,095 THE FACT IS, IT'S A TERRIBLE THING 450 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,431 THE HIGH SHERIFF HAVING TO TIE HIS OWN TIE. 451 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,366 WORST OF ALL, OPIE'S BACK THERE 452 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,067 HAVING TO EAT EGGS WITHOUT FACES ON THEM. 453 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,669 YOU CALL THAT LIVING CORRECTLY? 454 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,137 OH, NO, SIR. 455 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,139 YOU ABOUT TO TURN AROUND AND GET RIGHT BACK TO WORK. 456 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,642 YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY. I'LL TEND TO IT DIRECTLY. 457 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,843 YOU SEE TO IT. 458 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,545 FACT IS, 459 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,747 I WANT THE WHOLE LOT TO BE A REGULAR BOBBY-DAZZLER. 460 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,348 YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY, SIR. 461 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,496 COME BACK AND SEE US AGAIN. 462 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,697 WELL, I'D LIKE TO DO THAT. 463 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,399 NOW, LISTEN, BE REAL CAREFUL ON THE ROAD. 464 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,967 DON'T YOU WORRY, SIR. I WILL. 465 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,436 OH, UH, BY THE WAY, 466 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,037 THERE'S BANGERS AND MASH IN THE ICEBOX, 467 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,072 AND I GOT IN SOME TRIPE AND COW HEEL FOR DINNER. 468 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,774 I'VE LEFT YOU TWO DOZEN EGGS WITH FACES, 469 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:55,942 JUST TILL YOU GET THE HANG OF IT, 470 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,577 AND, UH, OH, 471 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,946 HE'S GOT VERY FOND OF ROLY-POLY PUDDING FOR AFTERS. 472 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,881 GIVE HIM A DOUBLE DOLLOP, EH? 473 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,182 HEY. 474 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,984 WELL, CHEERIO, MADAM, AND CHEERIO TO YOU. 475 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,018 BYE, MR. MALCOLM. BYE. 476 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,587 WRITE TO US. 477 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,756 Malcolm: BYE-BYE. I WILL. I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH. 478 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,527 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAYS. 479 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,063 YOU CAN'T? WELL, I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. 480 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,565 YOU UNDERSTAND HIM ALL RIGHT, DON'T YOU, OPE? 481 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:19,899 SURE. 482 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,534 YOU KNOW, MR. MALCOLM FORGOT TO TELL AUNT BEE 483 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,002 HOW TO MAKE BUBBLE AND SQUEAK. 484 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,638 AND HOW TO WHIP US UP A SNAP WHEN WE'RE CLEMMED. 485 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,607 WITH DOUBLE DOLLOPS OF AFTERS. 486 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,809 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART -- DOUBLE DOLLOPS OF AFTERS. 487 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,611 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, SPEAK ENGLISH. 488 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,012 SPEAK ENGLISH -- 489 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,647 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WAS DOING, RIGHT, OPE? 490 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:35,948 CHEERIO. 33610

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