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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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OPIE, YOU BETTER HURRY
ALONG WITH THEM GRITS.
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YOU'RE GOING TO
BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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I AIN'T HUNGRY.
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YOU AIN'T HUNGRY?
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WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
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FEELS NORMAL.
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HMM. OPE, UH,
YOU GOT SOMETHING
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YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
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NO? WELL, YOU GOT SOMETHING
YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME?
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OH, IT'S
OLD LADY CRUMP.
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OLD LADY WHAT?
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OH, THAT'S HIS NEW TEACHER.
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HE LIKED THE OLD ONE.
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OH. WELL, TO
START WITH
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YOU BETTER CALL
HER MISS CRUMP.
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WHAT IS IT YOU
DON'T LIKE ABOUT HER?
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SHE GIVES
TOO MUCH HOMEWORK.
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MMM. IS IT 'CAUSE
SHE GIVES TOO MUCH
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OR 'CAUSE YOU
AIN'T DONE IT?
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YOU CAN ASK
ANY OF THE FELLAS.
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MISS WARNER, SHE NEVER GAVE US
ALL THIS HISTORY JUNK.
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HISTORY?
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ALL THOSE DATES
AND STUFF.
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DOES SEEM TO ME
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THEY'RE STARTING 'EM
AWFUL YOUNG FOR HISTORY.
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WELL,
MAYBE THEY HAVE TO.
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THERE'S MORE OF IT
THESE DAYS.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
TOO, AIN'T IT?
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A LOT'S HAPPENED
SINCE DEWEY TOOK MANILA.
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DID HE TAKE IT?
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HOW'S THE BOY GOING
TO TAKE HIS LEARNING SERIOUSLY
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IF YOU DON'T?
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Barney:
HI.
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AM I EARLY?
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OH, HI, BARN.
COME ON IN.
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I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE.
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HAVE A CUP
OF COFFEE, BARNEY.
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OKAY, THANK YOU, AUNT BEE.
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JUST GETTING OPIE
STRAIGHTENED OUT A LITTLE BIT
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ON HIS SCHOOLWORK.
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OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, OPE?
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HISTORY.
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IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER
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I NEVER WAS MUCH
AT HISTORY EITHER.
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WEREN'T YOU, ANDY?
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NO.
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THAT'S FUNNY.
HISTORY WAS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.
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IT WAS?
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I DON'T
REMEMBER THAT.
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OH, YEAH.
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HISTORY WAS ONE OF
MY BEST SUBJECTS.
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IT WAS?
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WELL, YEAH. DON'T
YOU BELIEVE ME?
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WELL, ASK
ME SOMETHING.
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GO AHEAD, ASK
ME ANYTHING.
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OKAY. UH, WHAT, UM...
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WHAT WAS THE, UH,
EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION?
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YOU KIDDING?
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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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WELL, GOOD. IT OUGHT
TO BE EASY FOR YOU THEN.
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GO AHEAD,
TELL US ABOUT IT.
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OH, YOU'RE KIDDING.
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THAT'S ONE OF
THE MOST FAMOUS
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PROCLAMATIONS
IN HISTORY.
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I KNOW.
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I'LL BET YOU EVEN
OPIE KNOWS THAT ONE.
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GO ON, TELL HIM, OPE.
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TELL HIM ABOUT
THE EMANCIPATION
PROCLAMATION.
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I NEVER HEARD OF IT.
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YOU NEVER...?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
TEACHING 'EM THESE DAYS.
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YOU TELL HIM,
AUNT BEE.
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ME? I WASN'T THERE, LAND SAKES.
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WELL, I GUESS
IT'S UP TO YOU, BARN.
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LISTEN TO THIS, OPE.
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YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.
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GO AHEAD, BARN.
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WELL...
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THE EMANCIPATION
PROCLAMATION...
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WELL, HOW DO
YOU LIKE THAT?
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SPOT RIGHT THERE
ON MY UNIFORM.
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GUESS I OUGHT TO BE SENDING
THIS OUT TO THE CLEANERS.
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YEAH.
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BOY.
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ANDY, YOU WAS, UH, YOU WAS
ASKING ABOUT THE, UH...?
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EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION.
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YEAH.
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GO AHEAD.
I'M ALL EARS.
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YEAH, YOU ALWAYS WAS.
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WELL, THE
EMANCIPATION
PROCLAMATION...
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UH, WAS A PROCLAMATION,
IS WHAT IT WAS.
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WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?
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ABOUT EMANCIPATION--
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
IT WAS ABOUT?!
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"WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?"
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USE YOUR HEAD, MAN.
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IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
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IT WAS THESE FOLKS
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AND HOW ELSE WAS
THEY GOING TO GET
THEMSELVES EMANCIPATED
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UNLESS THERE WAS
A PROCLAMATION?
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SO THEY GOT THEMSELVES
A PROCLAMATION
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AND THEY CALLED IT "THE
EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION."
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Andy:
YEAH?
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YEAH, AND I'M SURPRISED AT
YOU FOR NOT KNOWING THAT
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AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE --
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I'M EVEN MORE SURPRISED
THAT YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
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ABOUT THE EMANCIPATION
PROCLAMATION.
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WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR YOU
TO TELL US ABOUT IT.
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WELL, IF YOU GET SO
SMART-ALECKY ABOUT IT
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MAYBE I'M NOT EVEN
GOING TO TELL YOU.
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YOU SEE, OPE,
YOU'RE NOT
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THE ONLY ONE
THAT HAS TROUBLE
WITH HISTORY.
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HISTORY WAS HARD FOR ME, TOO.
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IT IS FOR SOME PEOPLE
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SO YOU JUST DO
THE VERY BEST YOU CAN
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AND GROW UP TO BE
A FINE YOUNG FELLA
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AND I'LL BE SATISFIED.
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OKAY?
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OKAY. THANKS, PAW.
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AND IF YOU DON'T
KNOW THE ANSWERS
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YOU JUST TELL
MISS WHAT'S-HER-NAME
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THAT YOU COME BY IT NATURALLY.
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I'LL TELL HER.
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OKAY.
BYE, EVERYBODY.
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BYE.
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BYE, OPIE.
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OPIE! YOU'RE
FORGETTING
YOUR LUNCH.
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OH, THANKS, AUNT BEE.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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CAN'T REMEMBER HIS LUNCH.
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HOW CAN HE REMEMBER
HIS HISTORY?
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I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT
THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION.
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OH, I AIN'T
WORRIED ABOUT IT.
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HAVE TO FEEL KIND OF SORRY
FOR OPE, THOUGH.
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SOME OF THESE TEACHERS.
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REMEMBER THE ONE WE HAD,
MISS THICKET?
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THICKET? BOY, SHE MUST
HAVE BEEN 107 YEARS OLD.
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TAKE THAT LONG
TO GET THAT MEAN.
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YEAH.
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WELL, I GUESS
THERE'S ONE IN EVERY SCHOOL.
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OPE'S GOT ONE OF THEM
OLD WITCHES, HUH?
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MMM. LOOKS LIKE IT.
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BOY, I JUST HOPE
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SHE DON'T BREAK
HIS SPIRIT, IS ALL.
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MISS CRUMP.
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ALL RIGHT, CLASS, HISTORY NOW.
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OH, NO, DON'T OPEN YOUR BOOKS.
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WE'LL START
WITH A LITTLE REVIEW.
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Crump:
OPIE TAYLOR?
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MA'AM?
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YOU SEEM VERY EAGER TO TALK.
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WE'LL START WITH YOU.
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TELL US ABOUT
THE FOUNDING OF JAMESTOWN.
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RISE, PLEASE, OPIE.
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THE FOUNDING OF JAMESTOWN.
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WELL?
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I GUESS
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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YOU SHOULD, OPIE.
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IT WAS IN YOUR ASSIGNED READING.
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YEAH.
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WELL...
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DID YOU DO
YOUR HOMEWORK, OPIE?
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YES, MA'AM.
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I MEAN, SORT OF.
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I MEAN, NO, MA'AM,
NOT ALL OF IT.
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WHY NOT?
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WHY NOT, OPIE?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
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WELL, MY PAW SAID
IT WASN'T TOO IMPORTANT--
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ALL THAT STUFF.
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YOUR FATHER SAID...?
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HE SAID
HE NEVER HAD TO LEARN IT
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SO WHY SHOULD I?
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OPIE, YOUR FATHER TOLD YOU
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YOU DIDN'T NEED
TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
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NOW, YOU'RE SURE OF THAT?
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WELL, YEAH.
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HE SAID IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
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HE SAID
IT'S HARD FOR EVERYBODY.
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QUIET, CLASS.
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SIT DOWN, OPIE.
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WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU LATER.
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HOWARD?
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I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
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RISE, PLEASE.
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WE'LL LET YOU TELL US
ABOUT THE FOUNDING OF JAMESTOWN.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHY NOT?
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DIDN'T YOU DO
YOUR HOMEWORK EITHER?
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WELL...
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HE GETS AWAY WITH IT.
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WHY DON'T I?
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QUIET, CLASS!
QUIET, BOYS!
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NOBODY IS GETTING AWAY
WITH ANYTHING.
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ALL THOSE
WHO DID NOT DO THEIR HOMEWORK
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WILL PLEASE RAISE THEIR HANDS.
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COME ON, WHITEY,
PUT UP YOUR HAND.
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BUT I DID IT.
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PUT IT UP ANYWAY.
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COME ON, STICK TOGETHER.
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VERY WELL.
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THOSE WHO DID NOT DO THEIR WORK
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WILL HAVE
THEIR ASSIGNMENT DOUBLED.
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QUIET! QUIET, BOYS!
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NOBODY IS GETTING AWAY
WITH ANYTHING.
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PAW! PAW!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
DID THE DAM BUST?
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WHOA, WHOA,
TAKE IT EASY.
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TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
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I TOLD HER LIKE YOU SAID, PAW.
I TOLD HER.
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YOU TOLD WHO WHAT?
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OLD LADY CRUMP.
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KNOW WHAT SHE DID?
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DOUBLE HOMEWORK
FOR EVERYBODY.
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ONLY THE BOYS.
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ONLY THE BOYS.
NOT THE GIRLS.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE AIN'T
GONNA DO IT, RIGHT, FELLAS?
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RIGHT.
RIGHT,
WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT.
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AND WE TOLD HER SO, TOO.
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I TOLD HER
WHAT YOU SAID, PAW.
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WHAT DID I SAY?
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HOW HISTORY
AIN'T IMPORTANT, ANYWAY
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AND HOW YOU REALLY
DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.
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WELL, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU
TO GO OVER THERE...
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OLD LADY CRUMP!!!
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W-W-WAIT,
W-WAIT A...
WHA...?
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SHERIFF TAYLOR?
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YOU AIN'T, UH...
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YOU AIN'T MISS CRUMP?
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I SEE MY CLASS
HAS COME TO YOU
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FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTION.
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UH, HOW'S THAT?
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SHERIFF TAYLOR,
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU.
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HOW CAN I TEACH A CLASS
IF THE PARENTS WON'T COOPERATE?
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HOW CAN I BE EXPECTED
TO MAINTAIN DISCIPLINE?
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WELL, UH...
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DID YOU
OR DID YOU NOT
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TELL OPIE
THAT HE NEEDN'T DO HIS HISTORY?
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WELL, UH, W-WELL, NO.
244
00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,767
NO, I MEAN, UH,
I-I MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT
245
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,069
IT WAS A LITTLE BEYOND HIS YEARS
246
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,739
AND HE MIGHT HAVE GOT
THAT IDEA...
247
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,774
ISN'T THAT
FOR THE TEACHER TO DECIDE?!
248
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,776
WELL, WELL, YES, MA'AM,
I MEAN, I...
249
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,177
WHEN I TOOK OVER
THIS CLASS
250
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,780
THEY WERE WOEFULLY BEHIND
IN THEIR STUDIES.
251
00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,649
I THOUGHT WITH A LITTLE PRESSURE
252
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,318
I'D BE ABLE TO BRING THEM UP
TO WHERE THEY BELONG.
253
00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,286
I WAS JUST BEGINNING
TO MAKE A LITTLE PROGRESS --
254
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,655
JUST BEGINNING,
255
00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,089
WHEN YOU CAME ALONG,
AND YOU FIXED IT.
256
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,926
OH, WELL, MA'AM, IF
I'VE DONE ANYTHING
257
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,193
OR IF I'VE SAID...
258
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,696
SHERIFF, I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
259
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,732
THAT YOU'VE MADE MY JOB
VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME.
260
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,968
WOULD YOU PLEASE
DO ME JUST ONE FAVOR?
261
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:31,772
JUST STAY OUT
OF MY BUSINESS, PLEASE!!!
262
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,216
OOH-WHEE.
263
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,185
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
264
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,687
PHEW!
265
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,262
YOU SEE THAT FOOT?
266
00:09:55,295 --> 00:10:01,268
HOW COULD THAT GREAT BIG FOOT,
ALL OF IT, FIT IN MY MOUTH?
267
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,174
PAW, YOU DID IT!
YEAH!
268
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,109
YOU REALLY DID IT.
YOU DID IT, ALL RIGHT.
269
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,210
DID WHAT?
270
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,679
YOU MUST HAVE
REALLY TOLD HER.
271
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,680
YEAH, TEACH
HER A LESSON.
272
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,714
SHE THINKS
SHE'S SO MUCH--
273
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,882
WELL, FUNNY
ON HER.
274
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,083
BECAUSE
YOU'RE THE SHERIFF.
275
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,651
AND I GUESS
SHE FOUND THAT OUT.
276
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,286
YEAH, YOU SAID IT!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
277
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,721
OL' LADY CRUMP.
278
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,756
HOWIE GOT SENT TO THE
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
279
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,792
WHILE HE WAS SITTING THERE--
YOU TELL HIM, HOWIE.
280
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,760
THEY WERE TALKING -- A COUPLE
OF THOSE TEACHERS, I MEAN --
281
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,862
AND THEY SAID
MAYBE SHE'S GONNA QUIT.
282
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,765
Opie:
SHE MIGHT NOT EVEN
BE BACK MONDAY.
283
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,767
HOW 'BOUT THAT, PAW?
284
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,370
WELL...
285
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,407
I GUESS YOU, GUESS YOU
GOT RID OF HER, ALL RIGHT.
286
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,909
WE DIDN'T. YOU DID.
287
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,111
YOU REALLY RUN HER
OUTTA TOWN, PAW.
288
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,947
WELL, I GUESS THEY'LL
289
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,216
HAVE TO FIND YOU
A NEW TEACHER, HUH?
290
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,990
HEY, TH-THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO FIND YOU A NEW TEACHER--
291
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,959
ALL THE TROUBLE
YOU GIVE MISS CRUMP...
292
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,295
IF THEY DO FIND ONE,
I BET SHE WON'T
293
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,297
GIVE YOU ANY OF THAT
HISTORY HOMEWORK.
294
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,900
I'M GLAD FOR YOU.
295
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:07,901
YOU KNOW THAT?
296
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:08,902
I'M GLAD FOR YOU.
297
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,037
THAT HISTORY'S HARD.
298
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,404
YOU'RE LUCKY--
YOU KNOW THAT?
299
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,973
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU OUGHTA DO?
300
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,041
GO OUT AND CELEBRATE.
301
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,944
YEAH, LISTEN,
LISTEN, LISTEN.
302
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,912
GO OUT AND PLAY
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
303
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,981
YOU WON'T HAVE TO STUDY
ALL THAT STUFF
304
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,350
AND MESS AROUND LEARNIN'
ALL THAT DULL STUFF
305
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,919
ABOUT-ABOUT INDIANS
AND REDCOATS AND CANNONS
306
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,755
AND GUNS AND MUSKETS AND STUFF.
307
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,193
WHAT ABOUT INDIANS
AND REDCOATS AND CANNONS
308
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,062
AND MUSKETS AND GUNS
AND STUFF?
309
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:38,999
OH, YOU KNOW,
INDIANS AND REDCOATS AND...
310
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,868
YOU KNOW, HISTORY.
311
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,970
YEAH?
312
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:46,473
YEAH, TH-THEY HAD
THE CRAZIEST GUN.
313
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,208
WHAT GUN?
314
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:51,078
OH, THEY HAD, THEY HAD A GUN
THAT FIRED A SHOT
315
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,380
THAT WAS HEARD
CLEAR 'ROUND THE WORLD.
316
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,485
DURNDEST THING
I EVER HEARD OF.
317
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,331
WHAT GUN?
318
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,800
WHAT?
319
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,167
WHAT KINDA GUN?
320
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,903
WHAT KINDA GUN WHAT?
321
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,270
YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA GUN --
322
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,806
THE KINDA GUN
THAT COULD FIRE A SHOT
323
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,240
THAT COULD BE HEARD
CLEAR AROUND THE WORLD.
324
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,508
TELL US ABOUT THAT GUN.
325
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,044
WELL...
326
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,313
UH, TH-THERE WAS THIS FELLA...
327
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,449
YOU SURE YOU WANNA
HEAR THIS STORY?
328
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,450
IT'S HISTORY.
329
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,222
FOR PETE'S SAKE,
TELL THE STORY.
330
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,792
WELL...
331
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,794
ONE TIME, A
LONG TIME AGO
332
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,463
THIS COUNTRY WAS
A PART OF ENGLAND
333
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,566
AND WE WASN'T
GETTIN' ALONG WITH 'EM TOO GOOD.
334
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,369
FACT, WE WAS THINKIN'
ABOUT BREAKIN' AWAY
335
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,338
AND STARTIN' OUR OWN COUNTRY
336
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,540
BUT THE KING
OVER THERE IN ENGLAND
337
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:57,344
HE SAYS, "YOU DO THAT,
AND I'M GONNA SEND MY REDCOATS."
338
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,112
THEY WAS BRITISH SOLDIERS
339
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:02,349
AND HE WAS GONNA SEND 'EM
OVER HERE TO WHUP US.
340
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,385
OF ALL THE NERVE.
341
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,221
AND HE SAYS, "YOU BETTER
THINK ABOUT THAT THING."
342
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:11,458
WELL, SO, YOUR GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDIES
343
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,094
ALL GOT TOGETHER,
YOU KNOW, TO THINK ABOUT IT
344
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,830
AND THEY ARGUED ABOUT IT
BACK AND FORTH A WHILE
345
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,132
AND FINALLY ONE OF 'EM SAYS,
"LET'S DO IT.
346
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,901
LET'S START OUR OWN COUNTRY."
347
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,569
SOMEBODY SAYS,
"HOW YOU DO THAT?"
348
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,905
SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW."
SAYS, "I RECKON YOU JUST START."
349
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,506
SAYS, "WHAT'LL WE CALL IT?"
350
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,108
SAYS, "LET'S CALL IT --
351
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,343
LET'S CALL IT
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA."
352
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,845
THAT WAS A GOOD NAME.
353
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:32,846
YEAH.
354
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,981
NOW, ABOUT THAT TIME
355
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,382
UP IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
356
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,118
THERE WAS A FELLA LIVIN'
UP THERE NAMED PAUL REVERE.
357
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,388
HE WAS A PRETTY GOOD OL' FELLA,
JUST AS POOR AS JOB'S TURKEY
358
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,156
BUT HE WAS
A PRETTY GOOD OL' FELLA
359
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,592
AND HE OWNED A REAL GOOD
OL' HORSE NAMED NELLIE.
360
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,160
NOW, PAUL, HE WAS WANDERING
361
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,129
AROUND THE STREETS
UP THERE ONE NIGHT
362
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,864
AND HE COME UP
ON A FRIEND OF HIS
363
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,432
AND HE SAYS,
"HOWDY. WHAT'S NEW?"
364
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,101
HIS FRIEND SAYS,
"WHAT'S NEW?"
365
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,536
SAYS, "THE BRITISH IS COMING.
THAT'S WHAT'S NEW.
366
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,205
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THEE?"
367
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,606
AND PAUL SAYS,
"YOU'RE KIDDING."
368
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,108
HE SAYS, "IT'S A FACT,"
369
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,375
SAYS, "I JUST HEARD IT
FROM AN INDIAN.
370
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,576
"AND YOU KNOW THEM INDIANS --
371
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,278
THEY KEEP
THEIR EARS TO THE GROUND."
372
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,480
PAUL SAYS, "DO THE
FOLKS KNOW ABOUT THIS?"
373
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,515
FELLA SAYS, "I JUST
374
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,917
HEARD ABOUT IT MYSELF."
375
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,384
PAUL SAYS,
"WHAT WE GONNA DO?"
376
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,353
FELLA SAYS,
"I'M GETTIN' OUTTA TOWN."
377
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,455
PAUL SAYS,
"WE GOT TO SPREAD THE WORD."
378
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,158
HE SAYS, "YOU SPREAD IT.
I'M GETTIN' OUTTA TOWN."
379
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,360
WELL, PAUL, HE DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO
380
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,629
BUT HE KNOWED HE
HAD TO DO SOMETHIN'.
381
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,232
NOW, IT HAPPENED
382
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,167
IT HAPPENED
THAT THEY HAD PLANNED
383
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,402
IF THE BRITISH WAS EVER
TO COME OVER HERE
384
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:33,006
THAT THEY'D PUT A LIGHT
UP IN THIS HIGH CHURCH STEEPLE
385
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,208
AND PAUL WENT DOWN THERE
TO LOOK
386
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,644
AND SURE ENOUGH,
THERE WAS THE LIGHT
387
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,379
BURNING BRIGHTER'N DAY.
388
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,382
WELL, PAUL, HE JUMPED
ON HIS OL' HORSE AND HE LIT OUT.
389
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,351
HE DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE HE WAS A-GOING
390
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,319
BUT HE KNEW HE HAD
TO GO SOMEWHERE.
391
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,121
OH, I WISH YOU COULDA SEEN IT.
392
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,223
THAT OL' HORSE
WITH HIS EARS LAID BACK
393
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,691
AND HIS NOSTRILS
WIDE OPEN WAS
394
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,460
SUCKIN' IN WIND
LIKE A JET ENGINE
395
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,295
FEET POUNDIN' ON
THEM COBBLESTONES
396
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,097
A-STRIKIN' OFF SPARKS
397
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,598
PAUL A-HOLDIN' ON
FOR DEAR LIFE
398
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,700
AND A-HOLLERIN'
AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.
399
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,670
HE SAYS, "THE BRITISH IS COMIN'!
THE BRITISH IS COMIN'!
400
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,239
GET YOU A GUN!
WE GONNA HAVE US A REVOLUTION!"
401
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,376
AND THEM FARMERS COME
A-PILIN' OUTTA THE HAY
402
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,278
LIKE BEES OUT OF A BEEHIVE.
403
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,980
"MINUTEMEN," THEY WAS CALLED.
404
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,314
THEY GRABBED THEIR
SQUIRREL GUNS...
405
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,315
WHAT'S MINUTEMEN?
406
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,017
MINUTEMEN?
407
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,187
THEY WAS FELLAS THAT HAD TO BE
READY AT A MINUTE'S NOTICE.
408
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,289
WHEN PAUL COME SCREECHIN'
DOWN THE ROAD THAT WAY,
409
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,158
THEY GRABBED THEIR GUNS
AND HID OUT BEHIND THE WEEDS
410
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,060
AND WALLS AND TREES
AND EVER'WHERE
411
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,963
AND WHEN THE BRITISH
COME A-PRANCIN' ALONG
412
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,599
ALL DRESSED UP
IN-IN-IN THEIR RED SUITS
413
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,434
AND A-WAVIN' TO THE GIRLS
414
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,069
THEY LET 'EM HAVE IT.
415
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,339
IT WAS A SIGHT TO SEE--
416
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,474
AND THEN IT HAPPENED.
417
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,110
THEY FIRED THE GUN.
418
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,677
THEY FIRED THE GUN
419
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,147
AND THE SHOT WAS SO LOUD
420
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,483
IT WAS HEARD
CLEAR AROUND THE WORLD.
421
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,586
OH, GET OUT.
422
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,721
IT'S A FACT.
423
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,956
THAT'S THE WAY THIS
COUNTRY STARTED.
424
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,493
YOU READ THE BOOK.
425
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,231
WHAT BOOK?
426
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,300
YEAH, WHAT BOOK?
427
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,703
WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT STORY, PAW?
428
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,305
OH...
429
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,707
YOUR HISTORY BOOK.
430
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,176
MY HISTORY BOOK?
431
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,245
SURE. THERE ARE
ALL KINDS OF
GOOD STORIES
432
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,180
STUCK IN THERE
AMONGST THE HISTORY.
433
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,749
YEAH? GOOD AS THE ONE
YOU JUST TOLD US?
434
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,018
SURE. SOME OF 'EM
EVEN BETTER.
435
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,019
NO FOOLIN', PAW?
436
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,020
NO FOOLIN'.
437
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,021
YOU FELLAS LOOK
438
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,022
THROUGH THAT BOOK
439
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,290
I'LL BETCHA IN A COUPLA WEEKS
440
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,260
YOU'D BE COMIN' IN HERE
TELLIN' ME STORIES.
441
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,762
THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA,
YOU KNOW THAT?
442
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,464
WHAT?
443
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,765
FORM A KIND OF A TROOP--
444
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:39,766
A HISTORY TROOP--
445
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,068
MAYBERRY MINUTEMEN.
446
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,069
YEAH.
HEY.
447
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,070
HOW ABOUT THAT?
448
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,071
I GOT A CANTEEN.
449
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,238
WILL YOU HELP US?
450
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,277
UH, I MEAN,
HELP THEM.
451
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,311
WILL YOU, PAW?
452
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,779
SURE. IT'LL BE A PLEASURE.
453
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,747
SOON AS YOU PASS THE
FITNESS TEST, I'LL DEPUTIZE YOU.
454
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,716
WHAT'S THE
FITNESS TEST?
455
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,785
OH, LET'S SEE, UM...
456
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,555
OH, UH...
457
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,158
HOW ABOUT THAT LIST OF DATES
THE TEACHER GIVE YOU?
458
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,427
YOU MEAN WE GOTTA LEARN
ALL TH STUFF?
459
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,162
YOU CAN'T LET IN EVERYBODY.
460
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,263
HE'S RIGHT.
461
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,798
WE GOTTA KEEP
SOMEBODY OUT
462
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:12,799
OR IT AIN'T A CLUB.
463
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,201
YEAH.
464
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,768
WHAT SAY --
MAYBERRY MINUTEMEN,
465
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,304
ALWAYS READY
WITH THE ANSWERS?
466
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,471
Boys:
YEAH, YEAH.
467
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,373
AND ANY GUY THAT
DON'T JOIN IS BRITISH.
468
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,248
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
469
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:32,685
TO THE FLAG
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
470
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:36,123
AND TO THE REPUBLIC
FOR WHICH IT STANDS,
471
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,859
ONE NATION UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE,
472
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,396
WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE
FOR ALL.
473
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,199
ALL RIGHT. CLASS, BE SEATED.
474
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:52,139
WE'LL START THIS MORNING
WITH HISTORY.
475
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,243
IF YOU'LL --
476
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,078
IF YOU'LL TURN TO PAGE, UH...
477
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,732
BOYS...
478
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,436
I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE GIRLS NOW.
479
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,646
EVERY MORNING,
WHEN WE COME IN THIS CLASS
480
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,750
WE SAY A PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG.
481
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:43,190
I JUST WONDER IF ANY OF YOU BOYS
EVER HEAR THOSE WORDS
482
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:47,494
OR-OR IF YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT WHAT THEY MEAN.
483
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,629
I DOUBT IT.
484
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,734
DO ANY OF YOU
HAVE THE FAINTEST IDEA
485
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,836
HOW THIS COUNTRY GOT STARTED
486
00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,473
OR-OR HAVE ANY INTEREST
IN
487
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,442
IF YOU HAVE,
YOU JUST HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.
488
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,377
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU EVEN BOTHER TO...
489
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,378
OPIE, WHAT IS IT?!
490
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,379
I KNOW.
491
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,480
YOU KNOW WHAT?
492
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,649
HOW THIS COUNTRY
GOT STARTED.
493
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:10,650
INDEED?
494
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,452
WELL, SUPPOSE YOU TELL US.
495
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,355
FOUNDING OF JAMESTOWN, 1607.
496
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,658
THE FIRST COLONY WAS FOUNDED
IN JAMESTOWN, VIRGINIA
497
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,260
BY CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH.
498
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,861
HE WAS A FRIEND
OF POCAHONTAS.
499
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,763
HER FATHER WAS
AN INDIAN CHIEF.
500
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,198
SHE WAS AN INDIAN, TOO
501
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,234
BUT SHE WAS A FRIEND
AND WOULDN'T LET 'EM--
502
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,235
KILL HIM, I MEAN.
503
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,669
HE WASN'T THE FIRST.
504
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,471
COLUMBUS WAS, IN 1492.
505
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,739
IT WASN'T AT JAMESTOWN.
506
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:33,973
IT WAS IN SAN SALVADOR.
507
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,608
THAT AIN'T THE
UNITED STATES.
508
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,843
THAT'S THE
WEST INDIES.
509
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,378
WHAT ABOUT
THE PILGRIMS?
510
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,247
THEY WEREN'T
THE FIRST AMERICANS.
511
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,281
THE INDIANS WERE.
512
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,749
AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
MISS CRUMP?
513
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,817
BOYS?!
514
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,353
BOYS, NOW, YOU'VE RAISED
515
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,288
SOME VERY INTERESTING QUESTIONS.
516
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,923
UH, SUPPOSE WE JUST START
BACK AT THE BEGINNING
517
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,792
AND, AND TAKE THEM
ONE AT A TIME.
518
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,894
PAUL REVERE
WASN'T EVEN ALIVE THEN.
519
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,529
THAT WAS 100 YEARS LATER.
520
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,598
YEAH, WELL,
DON'T BE KNOCKIN' HIM.
521
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,766
WHO'S KNOCKIN' HIM?
522
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,903
BOYS, WE'LL GET TO PAUL REVERE,
I PROMISE YOU.
523
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,940
NOW, IF-IF WE CAN ALL
JUST KEEP OUR SHIRTS ON.
524
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,913
YOU KNOW, ANGE...
525
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,315
HMM?
526
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,783
...I'VE BEEN THINKING.
527
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,451
WHAT ABOUT?
528
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,454
EDUCATION -- MODERN EDUCATION
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.
529
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,990
IS SOMETHING WRONG
WITH IT?
530
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,326
WELL, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY
SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT
531
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,661
WHEN YOU CAN'T GET A LITTLE
FELLER TO REMEMBER DATES.
532
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,531
SHOULD BE THE SIMPLEST
THING IN THE WORLD
TO REMEMBER -- DATES.
533
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,999
ALL YOU NEED IS A SYSTEM.
534
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:36,002
YEAH, WHO'S GOT THE SYSTEM?
535
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,472
YOU?
536
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,873
YEAH.
537
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,909
IF THEY EVER INTRODUCE
THIS SYSTEM INTO THE SCHOOLS,
538
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,713
IT'LL REVOLUTIONIZE THE WHOLE
WORLD OF MODERN EDUCATION.
539
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,714
IS THAT RIGHT?
540
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,649
YEAH.
WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT?
541
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,750
ARE YOU KIDDING?
542
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,452
SOMETHING THAT COULD
REVOLUTIONIZE
543
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,554
THE WHOLE WORLD OF MODERN
EDUCATION -- I SURE DO.
544
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,289
SHOOT.
ALL RIGHT.
545
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,890
LET'S -- LET'S TAKE
A DATE IN HISTORY...
OKAY.
546
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,493
...SAY, 1776.
547
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,295
NOW, THAT'S A FAMOUS DATE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
548
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,963
ALL RIGHT,
HOW DO YOU REMEMBER IT?
549
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,934
OKAY.
THE FIRST NUMBER IS 1.
550
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,001
YEAH.
551
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,570
NOW, THAT'S EASY TO REMEMBER,
552
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,071
'CAUSE THAT'S THE FIRST NUMBER
IN THE ALPHABET.
553
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,340
YEAH.
554
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,841
NOW, THE SECOND NUMBER
IS...
555
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,610
YOU JUST REMEMBER LUCKY 7.
556
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,911
LUCKY 7.
557
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,580
SEE? NOW YOU GOT
1 AND 7.
YEAH.
558
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,815
NOW, WHAT'S
THE THIRD NUMBER? 7.
559
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,418
NOW, THAT'S EASY TO
REMEMBER, 'CAUSE YOU
JUST REMEMBERED 7, SEE?
560
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,919
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH.
561
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:27,987
NOW, YOU GOT 1, 7, AND 7.
562
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,422
1 AND TWO 7s, YEAH.
563
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,358
NOW,
WHAT'S THE LAST NUMBER?
564
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,959
ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S HOW YOU REMEMBER THAT.
565
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,463
WHAT'S 1 FROM 7?
566
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,464
6.
567
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,432
6. THAT'S IT -- 1776.
568
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,600
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
569
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,801
YEAH, IT WORKS OUT, TOO.
570
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,470
WOULDN'T IT BE
JUST AS EASY
571
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,506
TO JUST GO AHEAD
AND REMEMBER 1776?
572
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,775
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO DO THINGS
THE EASY WAY,
573
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,710
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LEARN
ANYTHING.
574
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,881
OH...
575
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,383
HOWDY.
576
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,684
SHERIFF TAYLOR...
577
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,920
JUST WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF SVENGALI?
578
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,755
I DON'T BELIEVE I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
579
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,657
WELL, IT'S THOSE BOYS
IN MY CLASS.
580
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,359
I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A CHANGE.
581
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,895
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO EXPECT OF THEM ANYMORE.
582
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,430
SHERIFF, WHAT DID YOU DO?
583
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,064
OH, I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'.
584
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,401
NOW, YOU MUST HAVE
DONE SOMETHING.
585
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,568
OH, THEY, UH
586
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:18,137
THEY COME BY, AND WE
HAD A LITTLE TALK.
587
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,940
OH, I'D LOVE TO KNOW
WHAT IT WAS YOU TALKED ABOUT.
588
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,909
WELL, I'LL TELL
YOU THE TRUTH.
589
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,378
I-I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO 'EM.
590
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:28,014
I JUST, UH, KIND OF
TOLD 'EM A LITTLE TALE.
591
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,082
JUST TOLD 'EM A
LITTLE TALE, HUH?
592
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:33,553
WELL, YOU KNOW, PUT A LITTLE
EXTRA JAM ON THE BREAD.
593
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,888
YOU MUST HAVE USED
A VERY SPECIAL JAM.
594
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,725
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
THAT ANYTHING I SAID TO 'EM
595
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,026
WOULD HOLD UP IN COURT
596
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,595
BUT, UH, SINCE I GOT 'EM
OUTTA THE SPIRIT
597
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,964
I WAS JUST TRYIN'
TO GET 'EM BACK IN IT.
598
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,399
ANDY AND ME GIVE 'EM
599
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,700
A FEW POINTERS, YOU KNOW
600
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,403
ON HOW TO REMEMBER DATES
AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
601
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:51,571
THIS IS BARNEY FIFE.
602
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,839
HOW DO YOU
DO, MR. FIFE?
603
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,173
GLAD TO BE A HELP, MA'AM.
604
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,108
HISTORY'S KIND OF
A HOBBY OF MINE.
605
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,578
I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE
IN THAT LINE YOURSELF.
606
00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,679
YES, I AM.
607
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,681
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?
UH, BARN--
608
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,715
UH, EXCUSE ME.
609
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,453
UH, HAVE YOU GOT THEM, UH,
REPORTS FILLED OUT?
610
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,554
WHAT REPORTS?
611
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,589
ANY REPORTS
THAT NEED FILLIN' OUT.
612
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:10,857
UH, HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
613
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,459
WHY DON'T I WALK YOU HOME?
614
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,194
THERE'S A FEW THINGS I'D
LIKE TO TALK OVER WITH YOU.
615
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,430
OH?
OH, YOU KNOW,
ABOUT HISTORY AND...
616
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,598
MISS CRUMP,
DO YOU KNOW
617
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,600
ABOUT THE
EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION?
618
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,134
WELL, YES, I DO.
619
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,504
ANDY HERE WAS JUST ASKIN' ME
ABOUT IT THE OTHER DAY.
620
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,938
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN
AND FILL US IN ON THAT?
621
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,039
OH, HEY, I KNOW --
WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT
622
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,475
ON THE WAY OVER
TO YOUR HOUSE.
623
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,776
I'LL BRING
THE CAR AROUND.
624
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:30,943
THE REPORTS, BARN.
625
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:34,481
ABOUT THE
EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION...
626
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,492
WELL, THIS IS IT.
627
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,727
THANK YOU FOR WALKING ME HOME,
SHERIFF.
628
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,161
UH, I ENJOYED IT.
629
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,464
I ENJOYED OUR LITTLE TALK.
630
00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,700
WELL, I'M KIND OF GLAD I GOT
A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN THINGS.
631
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,134
I RECKON
YOU DO HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
632
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,869
WHAT YOU SAY
IN FRONT OF THE YOUNG'UNS.
633
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,671
THEY'LL PICK UP
ON THE DURNDEST THINGS.
634
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,907
THEY WILL TRY
TO TURN IT TO THEIR ADVANTAGE.
635
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,975
THEY SURE WILL.
636
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:05,712
I'M KIND OF GLAD
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING, THOUGH --
637
00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,614
GAVE US A CHANCE
TO GET ACQUAINTED.
638
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:08,981
YES.
639
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:12,752
HI.
640
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,220
BARN.
641
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:16,188
HEY, ANDY, THERE WEREN'T
ANY REPORTS TO FILL OUT.
642
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:17,857
I TOLD YOU
I DID THEM ALL THIS MORNING.
643
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,592
UH, YEAH.
644
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,561
SO I CALLED THE SCHOOL TO FIND
OUT WHERE MISS CRUMP LIVED.
645
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,029
THOUGHT I'D JOIN YOU.
646
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,798
DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE
EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION YET?
647
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,600
WELL, NO, I --
648
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,201
GOOD, GOOD.
THEN I'M JUST IN TIME.
649
00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,003
GO AHEAD
AND TELL HIM ABOUT IT.
650
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:35,174
I JUST WANT TO SEE
IF YOUR VERSION JIBES WITH MINE.
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