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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNIE HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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I BELIEVE WE'VE GOT
MOST OF THE DETAILS
PRETTY WELL IRONED OUT.
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NOW, ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS TO FIGURE SOME WAY
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TO INTEREST
A OUTSIDER IN IT.
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YEAH, WELL, I'LL, OH...
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YES, YOU SEE
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WE GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE
PUTTIN' ON FOUNDERS DAY.
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IT CERTAINLY SEEMS TO ME
THAT WE OUGHT TO GET
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MORE OUTSIDERS
TO COME AND SEE IT.
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YEAH, THAT'S A STICKLER,
ALL RIGHT.
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HOW DO WE STIR UP
INTEREST?
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WELL, WELL, I-I HAD
A THOUGHT ON THAT.
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WHAT WAS THAT, ANDY?
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WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME
THE WAY TO INTEREST OUTSIDERS
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WOULD BE
TO INVOLVE A OUTSIDER.
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WELL, JUST EXACTLY
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
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WELL, SEE, WE CALL MAYBERRY
THE FRIENDLY CITY.
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SUPPOSE WE BE FRIENDLY
TO SOMEBODY.
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SUPPOSE WE TAKE A OUTSIDER,
SOMEBODY NOT FROM MAYBERRY
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AND MAKE HIM A GUEST OF HONOR
FOR THE DAY.
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WE GET ALL THE MERCHANTS TO
CHIP IN AND GIVE SOMETHING...
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WHY, THAT COULD BE A REALLY
GOOD-SIZED ATTRACTION.
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GET OUT SOME PUBLICITY ON IT.
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I BET YOU THAT WE COULD DRAW
PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTY.
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FROM THIS WHOLE PART OF
THE STATE, MAYBE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WELL, I THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, GEE, YOU COULD GIVE, UH...
A NICE, UH...
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AND, YES.
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I THINK IT'S
AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE.
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HUH?
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THAT'S EXACTLY
THE SAME IDEA I HAD.
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OH, BACK THERE WHERE IT WAS
A REAL STICKLER?
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A LITTLE AFTER THAT.
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IT SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD IDEA
TO ME, ANDY.
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YEAH, I GO
ALONG WITH ART.
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LET'S BRING IT UP
TO THE TOWN COUNCIL
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AND IF THEY GO
ALONG WITH IT
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WELL, WE'LL GET
TO WORK ON IT.
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ONLY THING,
HOW WE GOING TO PICK
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THIS GUEST OF HONOR?
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YES, ANDY,
NOW HOW DO WE DO THAT?
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HOW WE GOING
TO DO THAT?
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WELL, THERE'S A REAL SIMPLE
WAY OF DOING IT.
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SUPPOSE WE GO OUT
TO THE CITY LIMITS
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ON THE MORNING
OF FOUNDERS DAY
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AND WE STOP THE FIRST CAR
THAT'S BEING DRIVEN
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BY SOMEBODY NOT
FROM MAYBERRY.
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AND THAT'LL BE
OUR GUEST OF OUR HONOR.
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THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REAL GOOD.
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SOUND FAIR ENOUGH?
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IT'S JUST AMAZING!
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WHAT?
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THAT'S THE SAME IDEA
I HAD AGAIN.
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WELL, WE DO THINK
ALIKE, DON'T WE?
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WELL, GREAT MINDS.
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DO YOU KNOW, ANDY
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WE CAN REALLY PLAY
THIS THING UP BIG.
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WE CAN HAVE A GREAT-BIG BANNER
ACROSS THE ROAD SAYING
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"WELCOME TO MAYBERRY."
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WE'LL HAVE THE BAND THERE.
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WE'LL GIVE 'EM THE OLD
POLICE ESCORT INTO TOWN
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WITH THE SIRENS BLASTIN'.
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GIVE 'EM THE WORKS!
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THAT'S AMAZING!
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HUH?
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THAT'S THE SAME
IDEA I HAD.
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SO I HEREBY DECLARE YOU
OFFICIAL TEMPORARY DEPUTIES
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OF THE MAYBERRY
POLICE FORCE.
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AT EASE.
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UH, THAT MEANS
YOU CAN PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN.
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BOYS, THIS IS IT.
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NOW, THERE'S GOING TO BE
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A WHOLE LOT MORE FOLKS
IN TOWN TODAY THAN USUAL --
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IT BEING FOUNDERS DAY AND ALL.
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SO LET'S JUST MAKE SURE
THAT EVERYTHING GOES SMOOTH
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AND EXTEND THE COURTESY
OF MAYBERRY TO EVERYBODY.
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YOU KNOW, ANSWER QUESTIONS,
GIVE DIRECTIONS
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AND JUST ANYTHING
THAT FOLKS MIGHT WANT.
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AND YOU BETTER
WEAR YOUR CAPS
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SO THAT FOLKS'LL
RECOGNIZE YOU.
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UH, FLOYD, UH, YOU AND ART
WANT TO CHANGE CAPS?
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UH...CHANGE BACK.
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SOMETHING WRONG?
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OH, NO, NO, YOU BOTH LOOK
VERY NICE, VERY NICE.
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WELL, THAT'S IT.
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UH, SHERIFF, I, UH,
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
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NOW, MEN, I HAVE
JUST ONE THING TO SAY.
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THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE
KIDS STUFF...
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UH, BARNEY...?
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SHERIFF,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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NOW, THERE WON'T BE ROOM
FOR ANY MISTAKES OUT THERE.
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ONE MISTAKE IS ONE TOO MANY.
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AND YOU'LL EACH BE ON YOUR OWN.
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THERE'LL BE NO MOLLYCODDLING.
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THAT BADGE MEANS SOMETHING!
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DON'T ANY OF YOU
DISGRACE IT!
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I WON'T, SIR.
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DID YOU HAVE
PERMISSION TO TALK?
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NO, SIR.
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WHAT'S YOUR
BADGE NUMBER?
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THREE.
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ALL RIGHT, THREE,
WATCH IT!
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NOW LISTEN, MEN,
AND LISTEN GOOD.
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THERE'S LIABLE TO BE
TROUBLE OUT THERE TODAY.
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WE'RE LIABLE TO HAVE
FOLKS AMONG US
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WHO ARE HERE FOR MORE
THAN JUST A GOOD TIME,
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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NOW, THE MINUTE IT LOOKS LIKE
THERE'S GOING TO BE TROUBLE
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WE GOT TO NIP IT,
NIP IT IN THE BUD!
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YOU GOT THAT?
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LET'S HEAR IT!
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IN THE BUD!
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SIR, MAY I
ASK SOMETHING?
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BADGE NUMBER?
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TWO.
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ALL RIGHT, TWO, GO 'HEAD.
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ARE WE GOING
TO BE ARMED?
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NO, I'M AFRAID NOT,
GENTLEMEN.
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I'M AFRAID
THERE WON'T BE ANY TIME
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TO EDUCATE YOU MEN
IN THE PROPER USE OF FIREARMS.
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SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT.
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YOU SEE, IF YOU'RE NOT
FAMILIAR WITH FIREARMS,
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THESE BABIES CAN GO OFF.
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NOW...
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UH, YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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NOW, I DID THAT
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JUST TO SHOW YOU
WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
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THAT'LL BE ALL, MEN. 10-4.
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WELL, UH, THAT'S, UH...
THAT'S ALL, BOYS.
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LET'S JUST GET ON OUT
TO THE CITY LINE
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AND WELCOME
OUR GUEST OF HONOR.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE!
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HUP-TWO-THREE-FOUR!
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TUCK IN THAT GUT!
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HUP-HUP-HUP...
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ALL RIGHT, SHELDON,
THIS IS WHERE WE LEAVE YOU...
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OR RATHER YOU LEAVE US --
NOW GET GOING,
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AND DON'T EVER LET US CATCH YOU
IN PIERCE COUNTY AGAIN.
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AHH, WHAT A TOUCHING
FAREWELL SPEECH.
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ON SECOND THOUGHT,
GET OUT.
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WHAT FOR?
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I WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU LEAVE HERE CLEAN.
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COME ON.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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THE CHIEF'S WATCH.
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WELL, HE WOULDN'T
GIVE ME THE TIME
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SO I HAD TO TAKE IT.
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GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I LOSE
MY TEMPER.
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I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
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HEY, HERE COMES SOMETHING.
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I SURE DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS CAR.
COME ON.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU
ALL THE SAME WAY.
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( band playing
out
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NOW, HOLD IT, HOLD IT,
HOLD IT, FELLOWS.
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HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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HOWDY.
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WHAT'S WRONG OFFICERS?
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I'M -- I'M JUST A STRANGER
PASSING THROUGH.
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OH, WE KNOW. WE KNOW.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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UH, COULD I
ASK YOUR NAME?
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WELL, I...
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YOU MEAN,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?
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WELL, 'COURSE NOT --
HOW COULD HE?
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YOU NEVER BEEN IN MAYBERRY
BEFORE, HAVE YOU?
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WELL, NO, I...
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YES, I, MY NAME IS
THOMAS A. MOODY
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AND I'M, I'M,
I'M A TRAVELING SALESMAN.
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WELL, MR. THOMAS A. MOODY,
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
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Andy:
THAT'S RIGHT.
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WE CORDIALLY
INVITE YOU
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TO BE MAYBERRY'S
GUEST OF HONOR
FOR THE DAY.
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WHAT FOR?
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WHY, TO HELP US
CELEBRATE FOUNDERS DAY.
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SEE, IT'S
A ANNUAL CELEBRATION
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AND WE'D BE HONORED TO HAVE
YOU CELEBRATE IT WITH US.
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YEAH, YOU GET TO GO
TO ALL THE STORES
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AND YOU GET FREE GIFTS
AND EVERYTHING.
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YOU WOULD BE
MAYBERRY'S GUEST.
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WELL, UH...
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THEN YOU ACCEPT?
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WELL, I WOULD BE
A CRASS BOOR INDEED
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TO REFUSE SUCH KIND
AND TRUSTING HOSPITALITY.
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GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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FLOYD, HAVE YOU
GOT THE KEY?
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KEY? OH!
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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MR. MOODY...?
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THOMAS A.
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MR. THOMAS A. MOODY,
I HEREBY PRESENT YOU
THE KEY TO MAYBERRY.
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ALL RIGHT, FOLKS.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
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HOLD IT, BOYS.
HOLD IT.
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ALL RIGHT, QUIET
DOWN NOW, EVERYBODY.
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FOLKS, I'D LIKE
TO INTRODUCE TO YOU
OUR GUEST OF HONOR --
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MR. THOMAS A. MOODY.
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ALL RIGHT, QUIET.
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QUIET RIGHT DOWN.
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MR. MOODY,
MAYBERRY IS YOURS.
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THERE YA ARE.
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THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
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MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE,
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF MAYBERRY,
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IT'S AWFULLY HARD
TO KNOW WHAT TO SAY
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ON AN OCCASION SUCH AS THIS.
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I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING, THOUGH.
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IT'S NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME BEFORE.
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WHEN YOUR SHERIFF JUST SAID
THAT MAYBERRY IS MINE...
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YOU'VE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME.
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WHAT CAN I SAY?
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I'LL TAKE IT!
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BUT I DO WANT TO TELL YOU
WHAT A THRILL THIS IS FOR ME,
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AND I WANT TO THANK YOU,
EACH AND EVERY ONE,
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FOR MAKING THIS MOMENT POSSIBLE.
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BUT ENOUGH OF THIS TALK,
LET ME THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
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I'LL GO TO MY HOTEL ROOM
AND FRESHEN UP A BIT
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BEFORE STARTING
ON THAT GENEROUS JOURNEY
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THROUGH THE BAZAAR'S
OF MAYBERRY.
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ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,
HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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NOW, A-AS YOU KNOW,
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WE'RE SCHEDULED TO MEET
IN FRONT OF CROWLEY'S MARKET
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AT EXACTLY 10:31
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TO START THE TOUR
OF OUR MERCHANT STORES.
235
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,848
NOW THAT'LL BE
EXACTLY, UH...
236
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,250
UH, WHAT TIME
IS IT, FLOYD?
237
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,319
OH, ANDY,
I-IT'S EXACTLY, UH...
238
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,721
WELL, IT'S, UH...
239
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:28,956
WHAT TIME IS IT?
240
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,691
I'VE GOT, UH...
241
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,178
YEAH, YEAH.
WELL, THAT CHECKS, THAT CHECKS.
242
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,881
BLACK HAIR, SMALL MUSTACHE,
FIVE FOOT NINE.
243
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,315
THAT'S HIM, ALL RIGHT. HUH?
244
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:59,186
IS THAT RIGHT?
EVERY COUNTY, HUH?
245
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,790
UH, NO, NO, I DON'T KNOW
WHY HE STOPPED HERE IN MAYBERRY
246
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,091
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
247
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,359
WE'LL SEND HIM
PACKIN' IN A HURRY.
248
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,527
RIGHT -- RIGHT, FRED.
249
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,762
THANK YOU.
250
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,933
Andy: BARNEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
251
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:13,934
WHERE IS DAVIS?
252
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,468
DAVIS?
253
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,071
THAT'S OUR GUEST OF HONOR'S
REAL NAME -- SHELDON DAVIS.
254
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,073
HE'S A KNOWN THIEF
AND PICKPOCKET.
255
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,142
HE'S BEEN KICKED OUT
OF EVERY COUNTY
256
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,477
ALL UP AND DOWN
THE WHOLE EASTERN SEABOARD.
257
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,213
OUR GUEST OF
HONOR? OH, NO!
258
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,381
I LEFT HIM UNDER
A HOT TOWEL AT FLOYD'S
259
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,884
FOR HIS COMPLIMENTARY
SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT.
260
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,054
WELL, HE CAN'T STEAL TOO MUCH
UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE THAT.
261
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,156
WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO KEEP A EYE ON HIM.
262
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,390
ANDY, THIS IS TERRIBLE!
263
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,491
IT'S THE VERY THING
264
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,527
WE'VE BEEN TRYIN'
TO GUARD AGAINST.
265
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,529
WE'LL HAVE TO RUN
HIM OUT OF TOWN.
266
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,531
YEAH, WE'LL HAVE
TO, BUT WE CAN'T.
267
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,465
WELL, WHY NOT?
268
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,001
WELL, WE DID PICK HIM
FOR OUR GUEST OF HONOR
269
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,502
AND HE'LL HAVE
TO BE THAT.
270
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,371
W-WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO WATCH HIM.
271
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,406
WHEN WE SEE HIM
TRY TO STEAL SOMETHING
272
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,441
WE'LL NAB HIM.
273
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,109
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
274
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,411
ANDY, I WAS AGAINST THIS WHOLE
GUEST OF HONOR BUSINESS
275
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,513
RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING.
276
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,917
I THOUGHT YOU WAS THINKIN'
THE EXACT SAME THING
277
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:04,952
RIGHT AT THE TIME.
278
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:09,156
OH, NOW YOU'RE TRYIN'
TO PASS THE BUCK, HUH, ANDY?
279
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:12,225
THAT'S PRETTY SMALL,
PRET-TY SMALL.
280
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,127
BUT I'M WILLING
TO SHARE THE BLAME
281
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,129
IF IT'LL MAKE YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER.
282
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,200
YOU'RE ALL
HEART, BARN.
283
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,903
LOOK, ANDY,
IF WE LET HIM STAY AROUND HERE
284
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,437
HE'LL STEAL THIS TOWN BLIND.
285
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,573
NOT IF WE WATCH HIM.
286
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,209
WE'LL WATCH HIM TILL THE END OF
THE DAY'S FESTIVITIES.
287
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,278
NOW, THAT'S SIX
HOURS FROM NOW.
288
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,512
SIX HOURS, HUH?
289
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,048
YEAH, I GUESS WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT IT OUT
290
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,850
AND BE READY FOR ANYTHING.
291
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:40,988
...TWO, HUT-TWO, HUT-TWO,
HUT-TWO, HUT-TWO, HUT-TWO
292
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,024
HUT-TWO, HUT-TWO,
DETAIL... HALT!
293
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,026
HUT-HO.
294
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,530
I JUST...
I'M CHECKIN' IN, CHIEF.
295
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,632
EVERYTHING IS
UNDER CONTROL, CHIEF.
296
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,635
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
IN MAYBERRY TODAY.
297
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,237
GET THEM OUT OF HERE.
298
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,306
ALL RIGHT,
OUT, OUT, OUT! OUT!
299
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,373
WAIT A MINUTE...
300
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,042
COME ON, OUT! OUT! OUT!
301
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:05,578
OH, WELL, FINE!
302
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,114
GET FLOYD BACK HERE.
303
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:10,317
NUMBER THREE!
304
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,919
NUMBER THREE REPORTING, SIR.
305
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,320
CHIEF WANTS
TO TALK TO YA.
306
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,056
I THOUGHT YOU WAS GIVIN'
OUR GUEST OF HONOR A SHAVE.
307
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,424
I DID, SIR.
WHERE IS HE?
308
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,960
HE WENT TO THE HOTEL ROOM
TO FRESHEN UP A BIT.
309
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,394
COME ON, BARNEY.
310
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,432
YOU'RE DISMISSED, THREE.
311
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,433
OH...
312
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,275
I TELL YOU, MADGE,
I'VE STUMBLED INTO SHANGRI-LA.
313
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,210
I'VE HAD THE WHOLE TOWN
TO MYSELF.
314
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,446
THEY'VE TAKEN ME
AROUND TO ALL THEIR STORES,
315
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,480
SHOWERED ME WITH GIFTS,
316
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,350
AND NOW THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME
AT THE PUBLIC SQUARE
317
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,518
TO WATCH THE FOUNDERS DAY
PAGEANT, AND...
318
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,288
BUT LISTEN,
I DON'T THINK I'LL SHOW UP.
319
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,957
I
320
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,259
WELL, I WANT TO REVISIT
ONE OF THEIR STORES --
321
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,627
THERE ARE A FEW MORE THINGS
I WANT TO PICK UP.
322
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:59,399
AH, IT SURE IS TAKIN' HIM
A LONG TIME TO FRESHEN UP.
323
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,970
WELL, AT LEAST IN
HIS OWN HOTEL ROOM
324
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,172
HE CAN'T DO MUCH DAMAGE.
325
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,508
YEAH.
326
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:12,345
YOU KNOW, ANDY, IT'S A SHAME
ABOUT THESE FELLAS THAT STEAL.
327
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,547
YEAH, THEY OUGHT
NOT TO DO THAT.
328
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,550
I WAS READIN' AN ARTICLE
ABOUT 'EM
329
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,286
IN ONE
OF THE POLICE MAGAZINES...
330
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,188
"KLEPTAMINARACKS"
THEY CALL 'EM.
331
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,124
WHAT?
332
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,959
KLEPTAMINARACKS.
333
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,961
WHAT'S A KLEPTAMINARACK?
334
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,597
IT'S A PERSON THAT STEALS
'CAUSE HE CAN'T HELP IT.
335
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,732
IT'S A SICKNESS.
336
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,568
I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE
EVER SEEN ONE.
337
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,705
OH!
338
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,141
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO
WITH THEM IN PRISONS?
339
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,275
NO.
340
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,411
WELL, THEY HAVE
A REHABILITATION PROGRAM
341
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,147
WHERE THEY, YOU KNOW,
TALK TO THEM A LOT,
342
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,049
AND THEY LET THEM
READ BOOKS
343
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,019
AND THEY HAVE THEM MAKE
THESE BASKETS AND THINGS.
344
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,353
THEN WHEN THEY'RE RELEASED,
345
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,288
WHY, THEY CAN BE
USEFUL CITIZENS.
346
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,724
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
347
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,459
YEAH, IT'S AMAZING
WHAT THEY CAN DO
348
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,029
TO STRAIGHTEN THESE FELLOWS OUT
JUST WITH A LITTLE TALK.
349
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,232
YOU KNOW, THEY JUST SHOW 'EM
RIGHT FROM WRONG,
350
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,467
POINT OUT THE ERROR
OF THEIR WAYS,
351
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,170
AND TELL THEM IT'S JUST
WRONG TO STEAL.
352
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,473
AND THEM BASKETS AND THINGS,
THAT CURES 'EM, HUH?
353
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,609
'CAUSE THEY'RE SICK.
354
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,644
OH.
355
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,645
EXCUSE ME, CHIEF.
356
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,247
FLOYD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOIN' HERE?
357
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,081
WELL, I HEARD YOU SAY
358
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,316
THAT YOU WERE GOING
TO COME OVER HERE.
359
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,518
THE RECEPTION COMMITTEE
IS AT YOUR OFFICE
360
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,687
AND THEY WANT TO KNOW
THE ORDER OF EVENTS
361
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,389
FOR THE FOUNDERS DAY PAGEANT.
362
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,124
OH, I BETTER
GET DOWN THERE
363
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,526
AND SEE IF I CAN
KEEP THIS THING
GLUED TOGETHER.
364
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,594
BARNEY, YOU...
365
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,329
ALL RIGHT, FLOYD,
DISMISSED.
366
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,397
RIGHT, CHIEF. OH.
367
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,532
YOU STAY HERE AND
KEEP A EYE ON DAVIS
368
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,535
AND DON'T YOU LET
THAT BIRD LEAVE
HERE WITHOUT YOU.
369
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:43,536
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
370
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,437
I-I-I'M SORRY.
371
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,074
I'LL PROBABLY BE BACK
BEFORE HE COMES OUT.
372
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,708
TAKE YOUR TIME.
373
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,410
I CAN HANDLE IT.
374
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,718
I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE
A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM.
375
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,254
THE MAIN THING I GOT TO DO
IS SHAKE THESE CHARACTERS.
376
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,423
THEN I CAN MAKE ONE GOOD HAUL
BEFORE I LEAVE...
377
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,824
HANG ON. YES?
378
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,693
DEPUTY FIFE.
379
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,162
COME IN, DEPUTY.
380
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,430
YES, GOOD-BYE, MAMA.
381
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,466
YES, I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
WHEN I SEE YOU.
382
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,403
GOOD-BYE, MAMA.
383
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,374
THAT WAS MAMA.
384
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:25,578
SHE'S SO PROUD OF ME
BEING MAYBERRY'S GUEST OF HONOR.
385
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,514
AH, THAT'S JUST FINE.
386
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,084
IT'S NICE WHEN YOUR MOM'S
PROUD OF YA.
387
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,453
COURSE, I'VE KNOWN
A LOT OF MEN
388
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,522
WHOSE MOMS WEREN'T
PROUD OF 'EM.
389
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,490
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE ROTTEN.
390
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,327
YEAH, I SEE A LOT OF
THAT SORT
391
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,231
IN MY LINE OF WORK --
AND IT'S GRIM, IT'S PRETTY GRIM.
392
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,565
AND IT'S SAD, TOO --
393
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,700
YOU KNOW, FELLAS WHO'VE TAKEN
THE WRONG ROAD
394
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,770
WHEN THEY COULD SO EASILY
HAVE JUST TAKEN THE RIGHT ONE.
395
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,240
YOU KNOW, MEN
WHO COULD BECOME
396
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,743
DECENT, HAPPY CITIZENS
JUST THROWIN' THEIR LIVES AWAY.
397
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,746
AH, I THINK IT'S A SHAME
WHEN THEY DO THAT.
398
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:03,183
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A SHAME
WHEN THEY DO THAT?
399
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,251
HMM?
400
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,886
OH, SHAME, YEAH...
401
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,756
IT'S SUCH A SHAME.
402
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,392
YEAH. I KNOW WHY
THEY DO IT, TOO.
403
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,593
THEY'RE BITTER.
404
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,129
YOU KNOW, THEY FIGURE
NOBODY TRUSTS 'EM.
405
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,565
IT'S THE OLD
NOBODY-TRUSTS-'EM
COMPLEX.
406
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,866
IS THAT WHY THEY DO IT?
407
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,401
OH, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
408
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,770
NOW, UH, ME,
I DON'T HAPPEN TO BE
409
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,906
ONE OF THEM PEOPLE
THAT DON'T TRUST PEOPLE.
410
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,176
I HAPPEN TO BE
ONE OF THEM PEOPLE
411
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,911
THAT DOES TRUST PEOPLE,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND?
412
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,448
I FIND THAT WHEN YOU DO TRUST
PEOPLE, THEY TRUST YOU BACK.
413
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,285
LOOKEE HERE...
414
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,652
YOU SEE THESE KEYS?
415
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:43,390
NOW, THEY'RE THE KEYS
TO EVERY STORE IN MAYBERRY.
416
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,392
NOW, THAT MEANS
417
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,527
EVERY STOREKEEPER
IN THIS TOWN TRUSTS ME.
418
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,665
OH... GEE.
419
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,268
I THINK IT'S NICE
WHEN PEOPLE TRUST EACH OTHER.
420
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,304
YOU DO?
421
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,807
YES. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED SOMEBODY
TO HAVE FAITH IN ME.
422
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,476
YOU KNOW, TRUST ME.
423
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,511
I KNOW.
424
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:08,748
SAY, DID YOU EVER
NOTICE HOW THESE
425
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,850
21-JEWELED WRISTWATCHES
426
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,187
WITH THE PURE GOLD
BANDS SORTA...
427
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,323
SORTA PINCH YOUR WRIST?
428
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,392
YEAH, THEY SURE DO
PINCH YOUR WRIST.
429
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,495
I THINK I'LL JUST...
JUST LEAVE THAT
430
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,797
RIGHT THERE AND KINDA...
431
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,534
KINDA RUB MY WRIST
A LITTLE BIT--
432
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,403
LET SOME AIR GET TO IT.
433
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,205
YEAH, YEAH, I ALWAYS SAY
434
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,275
"IF YOU CAN'T TRUST
YOUR FELLOW MAN, WHY...
435
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,509
WHAT GOOD ARE YA?"
436
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,581
THIS OLD WORLD'D BE
A MIGHTY POOR PLACE TO LIVE IN
437
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,216
IF YOU COULDN'T...
438
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,763
WHAT DO YA KNOW?
439
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,900
I GOT TO HIM.
440
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,842
NOW, LISTEN, W-WHEN WE SING
THE MAYBERRY SONG
441
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,545
LET'S BE SURE
AND GET THE WORDS RIGHT.
442
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,248
THAT'S, "MAYBERRY'LL SHINE
TONIGHT, MAYBERRY'LL SHINE.
443
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,016
"WHEN THE MOON COMES UP
AND THE SUN GOES DOWN,
444
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,485
MAYBERRY'LL SHINE."
445
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,486
YOU GOT THAT?
446
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,487
OKAY, FINE.
447
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,322
BETTER GET OUT COPIES ON IT.
448
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,625
BARNEY.
449
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,626
HI, BOYS.
450
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,027
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
451
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,463
WHERE'S UH, UH...?
YOU MEAN, UH...?
452
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,598
YEAH. WHERE IS HE?
453
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,665
OH, HE'S GONE.
454
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,600
HE'S GONE?!
455
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,002
UH, UH, ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT.
456
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,904
GO OUT AND MARCH
AROUND TOWN.
457
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,873
THEN PATROL, THEN CHECK
AND SEE HOW THE TOWN IS.
458
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,874
GO AHEAD.
459
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,009
WHERE'S DAVIS?
460
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:46,479
OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH
ABOUT DAVIS IF I WERE YOU.
461
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,281
I HAD A LITTLE TALK
WITH HIM.
462
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,682
YOU HAD A TALK
WITH HIM?
463
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,384
RIGHT, ABOUT TRUTH AND HONESTY
464
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,353
AND THEN I TOOK OFF
MY WRISTWATCH
465
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,955
AND I PUT IT ON THE TABLE,
THEN I TURNED MY BACK.
466
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:56,989
LOOKEE THERE.
467
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:02,061
I 'SPECT HE'S DOWN
THE TOWN SQUARE WAITIN' FOR US.
468
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,530
WHERE'S YOUR KEYS?
469
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,331
HMM?
470
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,499
YOUR KEYS!
WHERE'S YOUR KEYS?
471
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,601
OH, MY GOSH...
472
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,969
COME ON.
473
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,573
EVERYTHING IS OKAY IN MAYBERRY.
474
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,475
GET OUT...!
475
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:36,723
"OH, WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE
476
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:40,993
WHEN FIRST WE PRACTICE
TO DECEIVE."
477
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,949
RIGHT THROUGH HERE,
COME ON.
478
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,384
GET IN THERE, BUSTER!
479
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,624
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DEALING
WITH, A BUNCH OF HICKS?
480
00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:14,527
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET AWAY
WITH THAT STUFF IN THE BIG CITY,
481
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,796
BUT YOU GOT TO GET UP PRETTY
EARLY IN THE MORNING
482
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,831
TO GET AWAY WITH IT
IN MAYBERRY, BUDDY!
483
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,870
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
OUR GUEST OF HONOR
484
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,606
IS GOING TO SPEND MORE TIME
WITH US THAN WE THOUGHT.
485
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:29,876
HUH...
486
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,711
HOLY COW!
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
487
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,947
HE'S PICKED EVERY
POCKET IN MAYBERRY!
488
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,216
WE GOT TO GET THIS STUFF BACK TO
THE FOLKS IT BELONGS TO.
489
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,119
WELL, HIS PICKING DAYS
ARE OVER FOR A WHILE.
490
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:43,590
YEAH...
WHERE'S YOUR BADGE?
491
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:47,760
HUH?
YOUR BADGE, WHERE IS IT?
492
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,029
ALL RIGHT, SMART ALECK!
493
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:52,732
HAND THAT BADGE OVER, AND DON'T
GO TRYING ANY MORE OF THAT
494
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:55,101
AROUND HERE -- I KNEW YOU TOOK
IT OFF ME ALL THE TIME,
495
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,069
SO DON'T THINK
YOU'RE SO SMART!
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