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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNIE HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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YOU SURE THIS IS ALL THE MAIL
THAT COME IN THIS MORNING?
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YEAH, WHY --
YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING?
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YES, I'M EXPECTING SOMETHING --
I'M EXPECTING AN ANSWER
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TO THE APPLICATION I PUT IN
FOR A RAISE.
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YOU PUT IN FOR
A RAISE AGAIN?
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YEAH. AND I BETTER
GET IT, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, ANDY, I JUST
DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY
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AT THE END OF THE WEEK.
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WHERE GOES WITH IT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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LAST SATURDAY NIGHT,
I TOOK JUANITA
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TO MOUNT PILOT
FOR A CHINESE DINNER.
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I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH
TO LEAVE FOR A TIP.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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IT WAS EMBARRASSING.
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THE WAITER CALLED ME SOMETHING
IN CHINESE.
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IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE
"SPORT," NEITHER.
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO STAY OUT
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OF THEM HIGH-PRICED
RESTAURANTS, I GUESS.
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IT WASN'T HIGH-PRICED.
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IT WAS ONLY $2.75.
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IS THAT ALL?
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WELL, THAT'S
THE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONE.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL GET
YOUR RAISE THIS TIME.
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YOU BETTER START GETTING
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THEM APPLICATION
BLANKS READY
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FOR BOYS' DAY.
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OH, WE GONNA DO IT
THE SAME WAY THIS YEAR?
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YEAH. I'LL BE THE JUDGE
AT THE FINISH LINE
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AND YOU'LL BE
THE OFFICIAL STARTER.
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BOY, I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
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"ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...!"
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HEY, FELLAS! COME ON!
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LET'S GO IN
AND SIGN UP!
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GOOD IDEA!
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OKAY... THERE
YOU ARE, JOEY.
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AND GOOD LUCK
TO YOU, NOW.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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FRED STEVENS.
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I'M ENTERING THE
CONTEST, TOO, BARNEY.
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GOOD.
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NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
ENTERING, FRED?
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THE 50-YARD DASH
AND THE HIGH HURDLES.
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OOH, BOY,
HIGH HURDLES.
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WHERE'S YOUR PISTOL?
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OH, UH...
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WELL, THERE'S A NEW RULE
AROUND HERE.
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WE AIN'T ALLOWED TO WEAR
PISTOLS IN THE OFFICE.
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OKAY...
THERE YOU ARE, FRED.
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GOOD LUCK TO YOU, NOW.
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THANKS,
SHERIFF.
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DON'T LOSE THAT.
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WELL, YOUNG FELLA,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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OPIE TAYLOR, PAW.
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OPIE TAYLOR... OPIE TAYLOR...
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OH, YEAH...
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I BELIEVE I KNOW YOU,
DON'T I?
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WHAT EVENT YOU GONNA
SIGN UP FOR, OPE?
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THE 50-YARD DASH --
I'M GONNA GET ME THAT MEDAL.
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YEAH? WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE
YOU'RE GONNA WIN?
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I WANT ONE OF THEM MEDALS.
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IF I HAD ONE,
I BET I'D NEVER TAKE IT OFF.
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WELL, YOU GOT TO WIN FIRST.
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THERE YOU ARE --
ALL SIGNED UP.
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THANKS.
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I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL, SON.
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I REMEMBER
THE TIME I WON MINE.
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YOU WON A MEDAL, BARNEY?
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YEAH, I SURE DID WHEN
I WAS A YOUNG FELLER --
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THE 50-YARD DASH.
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I WORE THAT MEDAL ON MY SHIRT
DURING THE DAY
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AND ON MY PAJAMAS
WHEN I WENT TO BED AT NIGHT.
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I'LL BET I DIDN'T HAVE IT OFF
ONCE DURING THAT WHOLE YEAR.
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WHERE DID YOU WEAR IT WHEN
YOU HAD TO TAKE A BATH?
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OH! WELL, NOW,
THAT WAS A PROBLEM.
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BUT I FIGURED IT OUT.
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HOW?
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I DIDN'T TAKE A BATH.
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WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER GREAT
REASON FOR WINNIN' ONE.
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I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
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I WANTED THAT MEDAL BAD,
REAL BAD
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AND I WORKED FOR IT,
I SURE DID WORK FOR IT.
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WORKED? WHAT'D
YOU DO, BARNEY?
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WELL, I TRAINED.
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EXERCISED. BUILT MY BODY UP.
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I USED TO BE A GREAT BIG
FELLER BEFORE I FELL OFF --
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REMEMBER, ANDY?
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OH, YEAH...
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BARNEY USED TO WEIGH UPWARDS
TOWARDS 120-125 POUNDS.
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AND YOU TRAINED
TO WIN YOURSELF A MEDAL?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I TRAINED -- TRAINED REAL HARD
TILL I WAS JUST ONE BIG MUSCLE
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FROM THE TIP OF MY TOES
TO THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
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BOY! WOULD YOU SHOW ME
HOW TO TRAIN, BARNEY?
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WHY, I SURE WOULD.
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AND I DON'T MIND
TELLIN' YOU
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YOU'VE COME TO THE
RIGHT PLACE, TOO.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME
ONE BIG MUSCLE, TOO?
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YEAH.
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UH, EXCEPT IN YOUR CASE,
WE'LL TRY TO STOP AT THE NECK.
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THAT'S VERY COMICAL, ANDY...
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ONLY COMICALNESS
DON'T WIN NO MEDALS.
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I'LL COME BY FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING
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AND WE'LL START YOU ON
A PROGRAM OF TRAINING
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THAT'LL GET YOU
THAT MEDAL FOR SURE.
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OH, BOY!
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THANKS, BARNEY!
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NOW, HOW DO YOU FIGURE
TO MAKE THAT BOY A TRACK STAR
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IN JUST A FEW DAYS?
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IT'S EASY.
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IT'S SIMPLE.
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ALL THE BOY NEEDS
IS A LITTLE TRAININ'.
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I'LL COACH HIM TO RUN
THE WAY I DID -- LIKE A RABBIT.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY USED
TO CALL ME, YOU KNOW --
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"BARNEY THE RABBIT."
THAT RIGHT?
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"BARNEY THE RABBIT"
'CAUSE OF HOW FAST
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I COULD COVER
ALL THAT GROUND, YOU KNOW.
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I SEE.
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WELL, UH, "PETER COTTONTAIL"
LET'S SEE HOW FAST
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YOU CAN COVER THE GROUND
WITH THIS BROOM.
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FEEL THE CALF THERE.
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SOLID, HUH?
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THAT'S WHAT'LL HAPPEN
TO YOU, TOO
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AFTER ROPE-SKIPPIN'.
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NOW, WATCH THIS.
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SEE THAT?
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AND IT HELPS IF YOU SAY
ONE OF THEM RHYMES, YOU KNOW?
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THAT HELPS YOU
TO KEEP THE RHYTHM.
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WATCH THIS.
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:
MY MOTHER, YOUR MOTHER
LIVED ACROSS THE WAY.
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EVERY NIGHT
THEY HAVE A FIGHT
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AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SAY:
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ICKABACKA-SODACRACKER,
ICKABACKA-FOO!
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ICKABACKA-SODACRACKER,
OUT GOES YOU!
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HEY, BARNEY.
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YOU WANT TO COME OVER
AND PLAY JACKS WITH ME LATER?
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QUIET, SMART ALECK!
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ALL RIGHT, OPE,
FORWARD!
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HEY! HEY, OPE! HOLD IT!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
BARNEY?
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UH... LISTEN...
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THERE'S NO USE
IN OVERDOING IT.
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I DON'T WANT TO WORK
YOU TOO HARD.
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WELL, I FEEL SWELL,
BARNEY.
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COME ON, LET'S
KEEP GOING.
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OPE! OH, WAIT, OPE.
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YEAH... ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON UP HERE, OPE.
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I'LL SHOW YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.
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NOW, OPE, WE'RE GONNA
CONCENTRATE ON THEM LEG MUSCLES.
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I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
A LITTLE EXERCISE I USED TO DO
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WITH MY DADDY WHEN I WAS
TRAINING FOR MY MEDALS.
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NOW, FIRST YOU
GET DOWN LIKE THIS...
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:
THERE WE GO.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, BARNEY --
TOO MANY GREEN APPLES?
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OH, I'M JUST SHOWING
HIM A LEG EXERCISE
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FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.
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YOU CAN HELP.
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I CAN?
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YEAH. SIT ON
MY FEET, THERE.
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ON YOUR FEET? OH, OKAY.
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THIS'LL GIVE YOU MUSCLES
LIKE STEEL SPRINGS.
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NOW, I JUST PUSH UP. SEE?
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OKAY, ANDY. READY?
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ANDY, GET UP.
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HUH?
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GET UP. YOU'RE BREAKIN'
MY LEGS.
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GET UP! GET UP!
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I GUESS I'M JUST TOO
HEAVY FOR YOU, BARNEY.
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MAYBE WE CAN SHOW
THE BOY BETTER
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IF I DO IT TO YOU, HUH?
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YEAH. THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
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OKAY. I'LL GET DOWN.
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WATCH THIS, OPE.
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THIS REALLY BUILDS
YOUR LEG MUSCLES.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, ANDY, GO AHEAD. PUSH.
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PUSH?
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I SAID, "PUSH" --
NOT "SHOOT."
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MAYBE I OUGHT TO BE
THE FELLA THAT GETS PUSHED
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INSTEAD OF THE FELLA
THAT PUSHES.
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WHY?
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IT SEEMS TO ME HE'S THE ONE
THAT GETS THE MOST EXERCISE.
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NOT IF IT'S
DONE RIGHT.
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YOU SURE ARE WORKIN' HARD
FOR THAT RACE, AIN'T YOU?
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HE SURE IS.
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WHAT'S MORE, HE'S
GONNA WIN, TOO.
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NOT JUST THAT RACE,
BUT A RACE!
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HE'S GONNA STREAK
DOWN THAT TRACK
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LIKE GREASED LIGHTNIN'.
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REALLY, BARNEY?
LIKE GREASED LIGHTNIN'?
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YES, SIR.
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ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...
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AND ONCE AGAIN
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THE WINNER OF THE LAST EVENT,
THE TEN-MILE RUN:
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OPIE TAYLOR!
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IF YOU LET ME WIN ONE
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I PROMISE I'LL TAKE IT OFF
TO TAKE A BATH...
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ONCE IN A WHILE.
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BARNEY!
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GET THEM ALL TOGETHER OVER HERE!
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NOW, BOYS, WE'LL HAVE
ALL THE EVENTS
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THEN WE'LL MAKE
THE OFFICIAL PRESENTATION
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OF THE MEDALS TO THE WINNER.
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I KNOW EVERY ONE OF YOU
WANTS TO WIN HISSELF A MEDAL
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BUT YOU CAN'T
ALL BE WINNERS.
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THERE'S GOT TO BE
A FEW LOSERS, TOO, YOU KNOW.
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I JUST WANT TO PREPARE YOU
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SO'S YOU WON'T BE
TOO DISAPPOINTED.
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NOW, REMEMBER, ONLY ONE BOY
CAN COME IN FIRST
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SO GOOD LUCK
TO ALL OF YOU
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AND JUST DO
THE VERY BEST YOU CAN.
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DEPUTY FIFE, HERE,
HE'LL BE THE OFFICIAL STARTER.
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NOW, BOYS, AS SHERIFF
TAYLOR HAS SAID
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I WILL BE THE
OFFICIAL STARTER
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AND THIS IS THE
OFFICIAL STARTING GUN.
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NOW, YOU MAY NOT RUN
UNTIL THE GUN IS FIRED.
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NOW, WHEN I PULL
THE TRIGGER
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THE GUN WILL FIRE,
AND THEN YOU MAY RUN
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BUT WAIT UNTIL
THE GUN IS FIRED.
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I WILL PULL THE TRIGGER
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AND YOU WILL
THEN HEAR A SHOT.
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THAT MEANS...
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BARNEY, BARNEY
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LET'S, LET'S NOT...
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NOW, BOYS, FOR EACH
EVENT, I WILL SAY
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ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...
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BARNEY,
DON'T DO THAT.
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WELL, KEEP YOUR FINGER
OFF THE TRIGGER.
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NOW, BOYS, THE FIRST EVENT
WILL BE THE 50-YARD DASH.
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00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,317
ALL THOSE ENTERED
IN THAT, LINE UP OVER HERE.
235
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,386
AND GOOD LUCK...
236
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,221
COME ON, LET'S GO!
237
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,330
READY, BARN?
238
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,431
YES!
239
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,532
OKAY?
240
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,067
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
241
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,169
ALL RIGHT, EASY, BOYS.
EASY NOW.
242
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,871
YOU ALL SET? GOOD LUCK.
243
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,539
ON YOUR MARK... GET SET...
244
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,557
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
245
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,559
QUIET DOWN, BOYS.
246
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,529
ALL RIGHT, QUIET DOWN,
QUIET DOWN. QUIET.
247
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,098
OKAY -- FIRST PLACE,
BILLY JOHNSON.
248
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,100
SECOND PLACE,
AARON HARRISON
249
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,069
THIRD PLACE,
FREDDY BROOKS.
250
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,473
OKAY, BOYS, LET'S GO
GET THE NEXT EVENT.
251
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,985
I THOUGHT ALL THE BOYS
DID A GOOD JOB.
252
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,386
I REALLY DID.
253
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,227
HI, OPE.
254
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,568
YOU, UH...
255
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:25,572
YOU DIDN'T STAY
FOR THE REST OF THE RACES.
256
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,940
WELL...
257
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,042
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
LUNCH, EVERYBODY?
258
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,478
UH... YEAH, I COULD EAT
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
259
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,545
I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
260
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,847
OPIE, HOW ABOUT YOU?
261
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,148
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME NICE...?
262
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,216
NO.
263
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,586
NO LUNCH? WELL, IT'S
ALMOST 1:00.
264
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,454
I AIN'T HUNGRY.
265
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,294
WELL, I'LL GET
US SOME, THEN.
266
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,901
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
267
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,509
I DON'T THINK IT WAS
VERY NICE OF YOU
268
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,012
TO WALK OFF
THE WAY YOU DID.
269
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,413
I DIDN'T WIN.
270
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,015
I DIDN'T WIN.
271
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,349
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WIN
272
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,184
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS
273
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,953
YOU WAS IN THERE TRYING.
274
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,922
NOW, THAT'S
WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
275
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,024
THEY DON'T GIVE YOU
NO MEDAL FOR TRYING.
276
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,191
I KNOW THAT.
277
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,459
I KNOW THEY DON'T
278
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,062
AND IT'S NICE TO WIN SOMETHING.
279
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,431
IT'S REAL NICE
TO WIN SOMETHING
280
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,299
BUT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT
281
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,069
TO KNOW HOW
NOT TO WIN SOMETHING.
282
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,239
I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT REAL GOOD.
283
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,608
NO, YOU DON'T.
284
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,578
YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE THINGS
I COULD HAVE NOT WON?
285
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,481
I MEAN, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
A NICE LOSER.
286
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,450
THEY CALL IT SPORTSMANSHIP.
287
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,152
NOW, YOU...
YOU LOST THIS TIME.
288
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,486
YOU TRY AGAIN
NEXT TIME.
289
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,189
YOU GOT TO LEARN
HOW TO TAKE DISAPPOINTMENT.
290
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,924
THERE COULD BE
MORE OF THEM
291
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,092
COMING UP, YOU KNOW.
292
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,461
YOU COME UP SMILING,
YOU'RE A GOOD LOSER.
293
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,529
THE OTHER WAY
IS BEING A BAD LOSER.
294
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,999
NOW, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO BE?
295
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,333
A GOOD WINNER.
296
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,969
OPIE...
297
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,972
WE'RE NOT TALKING
ABOUT WINNERS.
298
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,339
WINNING AIN'T NO PROBLEM.
299
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,441
IT DON'T TAKE COURAGE
TO BE A WINNER.
300
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,677
IT DOE TAKE COURAGE
TO BE A GOOD LOSER.
301
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,579
NOW, YOU WANT TO BE
A GOOD LOSER?
302
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,248
YOU'LL BE PROUD OF YOUR FRIENDS
THAT DID WIN
303
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,350
AND YOU'LL CONGRATULATE THEM
FOR IT.
304
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,652
I WON'T.
305
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,189
YOU WON'T?
306
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,490
THEY AIN'T MY FRIENDS.
307
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,359
THEY BEAT ME
AND THEY GOT MY MEDAL.
308
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,697
IS THAT THE WAY
YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
309
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,703
IS THAT THE WAY
YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
310
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:40,107
ANSWER ME.
311
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,642
YES.
312
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,213
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
313
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,414
FINE.
314
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316
IF THAT'S THE WAY
YOU WANT TO BE
315
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,451
AS LONG AS WE
UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER.
316
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,757
BUT I WANT YOU
TO KNOW ONE THING.
317
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,328
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
318
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,348
ANDY?
319
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,482
HMM?
320
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,584
I'M SURE SORRY
OPIE'S TAKING IT SO BAD.
321
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,453
OH, HE'LL
GET OVER IT.
322
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,755
HE'LL BROOD ABOUT
IT FOR A WHILE
323
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,490
AND THEN HE'LL
BE ALL RIGHT.
324
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,327
WELL...
325
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,163
HEY,
I GOT AN IDEA.
326
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,298
WHAT?
327
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,699
WHAT IF WE WAS
TO SHOW OPIE
328
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,801
HOW BAD IT LOOKS
FOR SOMEBODY TO SIT AROUND
329
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,037
AND SORRY FOR HIMSELF
AND BEING A SORE LOSER?
330
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,338
YEAH.
331
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,607
YOU KNOW THAT APPLICATION
I PUT IN FOR A RAISE?
332
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,110
WHAT IF I WAS TO PRETEND
I GOT THE ANSWER
333
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,378
AND THEY TURNED ME DOWN
334
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,546
AND I WAS FEELING
REAL SORE ABOUT IT?
335
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,548
THAT WOULD SHOW HIM,
WOULDN'T IT?
336
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,416
WELL...
337
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,317
GOOD. WHEN OPIE
COMES BY THE COURTHOUSE
338
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,452
I'LL COME IN AND ACT LIKE
I GOT THE ANSWER
339
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,054
AND THEY TURNED ME DOWN,
AND ILL JUST
340
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,122
FLING A FIT
AND CARRY ON.
341
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,391
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
342
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,825
GLAD I THOUGHT OF THAT.
343
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,851
PAW...
344
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,054
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE
DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
345
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,674
WELL, YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
346
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,177
WHAT WE WAS TALKING
ABOUT, DID YOU?
347
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,311
YES.
348
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,180
UNDERSTAND IT?
349
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,182
I UNDERSTAND SOME
OF IT, I GUESS
350
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,483
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
351
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,386
WHY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE HAPPY ABOUT LOSING.
352
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,790
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
353
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,159
NONE OF US ARE.
354
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,127
I'VE LOST
A WHOLE LOT OF TIMES
355
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,596
AND I'VE BEEN JUST
AS UNHAPPY ABOUT IT
356
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,764
AS I COULD BE.
357
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,499
YOU SEE,
AS YOU GROW OLDER
358
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,834
YOU'RE GOING
TO BE DOING AN AWFUL LOT
359
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,670
OF DIFFERENT KINDS
OF THINGS
360
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,738
AND SOMETIMES
YOU'LL WIN AT THEM
361
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,674
SOMETIMES YOU'LL
LOSE AT THEM.
362
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,142
NOW, WHEN YOU WIN
363
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:32,245
THAT AIN'T GOING TO BE ANY
PROBLEM TO YOU, IS IT?
364
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,214
NO. SEE,
WE ALL KNOW HOW TO WIN.
365
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,548
WE GRIN A LOT, DON'T WE?
366
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,916
GRIN AND GRIN AND GRIN
367
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,752
BUT WHEN YOU LOSE,
SEE, THAT'S THE HARD PART.
368
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,821
THAT'S WHEN YOU
TAKE YOURSELF IN HAND
369
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,623
SHOW IT AIN'T
GETTING YOU DOWN
370
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,725
AND THAT YOU'RE
A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT
371
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,195
AND THAT YOU'RE GOING
TO TRY AGAIN
372
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,231
AND WHEN YOU DO THAT,
YOU'LL BE ON THE ROAD
373
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,466
TO BECOMING
A MATURE HUMAN BEING.
374
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,701
UNDERSTAND THAT?
375
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,269
UH-HUH.
376
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,671
I GOT TO TRY TO
WIN THAT RACE
AGAIN NEXT YEAR
377
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,173
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
378
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,775
THE PART ABOUT BEING
A MATURE HUMAN BEING.
379
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,246
WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
380
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,482
WHEN YOU ARE ONE,
YOU'LL KNOW IT.
381
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,721
AND I SURE AM
PROUD OF YOU.
382
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,389
THANKS, PAW.
383
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,493
ANDY! ANDY!
384
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,761
Opie:
HI, BARNEY.
385
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,497
DON'T TALK TO ME
NOW, BOY -- I'M MAD.
386
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,665
BOY, AM I SORE.
387
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,766
I REALLY AM SORE.
388
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,501
OF ALL THE DIRTY TRICKS!
389
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,802
THEY TURNED ME DOWN.
390
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,240
I WANTED THAT RAISE BAD,
AND THEY TURNED ME DOWN.
391
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,474
WHOO!
392
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,309
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH BARNEY, PAW?
393
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,511
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH HIM.
394
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,280
HE'S BEHAVING
LIKE A SORE LOSER.
395
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,448
AIN'T HE A SIGHT?
396
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,283
HE SURE IS.
397
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,253
YES, SIR, IF I WALKED RIGHT OUT
AND NEVER COME BACK
398
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,920
THAT'D SHOW THEM HOW SORE I AM.
399
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,489
I'M SO SORE, I COULD BUST!
400
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,623
WHERE YOU GOING?
401
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,791
I'M LEAVING.
402
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,393
YOU'RE A SIGHT.
403
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,799
GUESS HE GOT THE MESSAGE, HUH?
404
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,301
YEAH, I GUESS
HE DID.
405
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,536
I DID THAT
PRETTY GOOD, DIDN'T I?
406
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,804
YEAH.
407
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,806
YEAH, YOU GOT A BOY
WITH A PROBLEM
408
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,541
YOU JUST GIVE HIM AN EXAMPLE.
409
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,710
BRING IT DOWN
TO HIS LEVEL, YOU KNOW.
410
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,412
HE'LL USUALLY COME AROUND.
411
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,548
THAT'S BEEN
MY APPROACH TO IT.
412
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,317
TELL ME SOMETHING,
NOW, BARNEY.
413
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,418
IF YOU WAS TO REALLY
414
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,852
GET TURNED DOWN
ON THAT RAISE
415
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,821
YOU WOULDN'T ACT
THAT WAY, WOULD YOU?
416
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,390
ARE YOU KIDDING?
417
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,826
YOU'RE TALKING
TO A MATURE HUMAN BEING.
418
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,761
OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
419
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,830
I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
420
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:31,998
WHAT'S THAT?
421
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,666
THAT'S A LETTER
ADDRESSED
422
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,935
TO BARNEY "MATURE
HUMAN BEING" FIFE.
423
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,304
ABOUT YOUR RAISE?
424
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,571
THEY TURNED YOU DOWN.
425
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,840
THEY WHAT?
426
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,008
THEY TURNED ME DOWN?!
427
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,477
WHY, OF ALL THE LOW-DOWN,
MISERABLE...
428
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,045
I'LL GO DOWN THERE IN PERSON!
429
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,347
I'LL GET A LAWYER!
430
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,516
I'LL PUNCH THEM ALL
RIGHT IN THE NOSE!
431
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,318
I WAS COUNTING ON THAT RAISE!
432
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,586
THAT'S THE THIRD TIME
I'VE ASKED FOR IT!
433
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,022
DOGGONE IT, ANDY THEY GOT
A NERVE TURNING ME DOWN!
434
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,290
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
435
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,859
I'M LEAVING.
436
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,695
FOR A MATURE HUMAN BEING,
YOU'RE A SIGHT.
437
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,426
SARAH
438
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,400
JUANITA?
439
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,802
HI -- BARN.
440
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:46,773
SATURDAY NIGHT...
441
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:51,411
SAY, LISTEN, UH, INSTEAD OF US
GOING OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT,
442
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,381
UH, LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT I WAS THINKING --
443
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:58,751
I WAS THINKING, WHY DON'T I COME
OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, SEE --
444
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,487
JUST FOR A CHANGE?
445
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,855
AND WE'D TAKE A COUPLE OF THEM
FROZEN TV DINNERS
446
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:07,794
OUT OF YOUR FREEZER, AND THEN WE
JUST SIT AROUND, YOU KNOW?
447
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,464
OH, YOU WANT TO GO OUT, HUH?
448
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:16,369
WELL, YEAH, BUT, JUANITA, WE HAD
CHINESE FOOD LAST --
449
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:22,108
WELL -- WELL, SURE, I KNOW,
I LIKE CHINESE FOOD.
450
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,477
NO, I REALLY DO.
451
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,847
NO, I REALLY DO.
452
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:32,452
NO.
453
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,793
LET ME GET BACK TO YOU, OKAY?
454
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:48,468
HI, OPE!
455
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:52,905
OPE, DO YOU, UH...
DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
456
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,474
SURE DO.
457
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,876
YEAH? ME TOO.
458
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,178
YOU LIKE EGG FOO YOUNG?
459
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,780
YEAH.
460
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,082
YEAH, YEAH, GOOD OLD
EGG FOO YOUNG.
461
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:10,423
I EVEN LIKE TO SAY IT --
YOU KNOW, "EGG FOO YOUNG."
462
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:13,760
THAT YOUR BANK?
463
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,496
LET ME SEE IT, WILL YOU?
464
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,898
OOH, IT'S HEAVY!
465
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,901
YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING, OPE?
466
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,537
I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING OVER
TO MOUNT PILOT
467
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,939
TO HAVE ONE OF THEM
CHINESE DINNERS, YOU KNOW?
468
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:29,776
AND, UH, I WAS GONNA TAKE
SOMEBODY WITH ME.
469
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,143
YEAH?
SO WHAT I --
470
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,779
HI, GANG, WHAT'S UP!
471
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,814
PAW, BARNEY JUST INVITED ME
TO GO TO MOUNT PILOT
472
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,483
AND HAVE A CHINESE DINNER
WITH HIM!
473
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,585
HE DID!
474
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:41,187
WELL, NO, THE FACT IS, SEE,
I WAS GOING TO TAKE JUANITA.
475
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,190
OH, AND YOU ASKED OPIE
TO COME ALONG --
476
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,958
WELL, AIN'T THAT NICE!
477
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,159
YOU GONNA COME, TOO, PAW?
478
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,695
WELL AS LONG AS
HE'S TAKING YOU,
479
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,530
I DON'T RECKON HE'LL MIND
ME COMING ALONG.
480
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:51,831
HOW ABOUT AUNT BEE?
481
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:55,234
I'LL CALL HER --
SHE LOVES CHINESE FOOD!
482
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,671
SARAH, GET ME MY HOUSE!
AIN'T YOU THE ONE!
483
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:01,073
AND HERE YOU HAD ME THINKING
YOU WAS FLAT BUSTED --
484
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,675
HE'S A SPORT, EH?
AUNT BEE?
485
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,911
GUESS WHAT -- BARNEY'S INVITED
ALL OF US
486
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,780
TO GO OVER TO MOUNT PILOT
AND EAT SOME CHINESE FOOD!
487
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,717
WHAT? WELL BRING THEM, TOO!
488
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,720
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL TAKE TWO CARS!
489
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:18,257
AIN'T HE THE ONE?
AIN'T HE THE ONE?
490
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:22,461
OH, HE'S A REAL SPORT...
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