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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:13,181 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:15,483 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,419 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,392 Woman: YOO-HOO! 5 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:25,659 ANYBODY HOME? 6 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,128 OH, CLARA. 7 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,596 COME ON IN. 8 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,398 WELL... 9 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,266 HERE THEY ARE. 10 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,535 OH, YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING OUT PICKLES. 11 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:35,669 MM-HMM. 12 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:39,140 AND I DO BELIEVE THESE ARE THE BEST ONES I'VE EVER DONE. 13 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,441 OF COURSE, I'M NOT AN EXPERT. 14 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,210 OH, CLARA JOHNSON, YOU ARE. 15 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:44,745 ANYONE WHO WINS THE BLUE RIBBON AT THE FAIR 16 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,314 FOR TEN YEARS IN A ROW? 17 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:47,281 ELEVEN. 18 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,682 ELEVEN. 19 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:52,153 AND IT'S JUST POSSIBLE THESE MAY MAKE IT 12. 20 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,554 JUST THINK OF THAT. 21 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:56,324 CONFIDENTIALLY, I'M USING MORE ALLSPICE. 22 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,192 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 23 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,799 MMM. 24 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,435 SIMPLY DELICIOUS. 25 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,670 OH, CLARA, THESE ARE WONDERFUL. 26 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,139 I THINK SO MYSELF. 27 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,441 OH, YOU'RE ENTERING THE CONTEST, TOO. 28 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,843 NO, NO. THOSE ARE JUST FOR MY FAMILY. 29 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,878 OH, BUT, BEE, YOU SHOU ENTER. 30 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,780 WHERE'S YOUR SPORTING BLOOD? 31 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,116 NO, NO, NO. NO MORE CONTESTS. 32 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,884 CAN'T SAY I HAVEN'T TRIED. 33 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:27,421 I TRIED FOR TEN YEARS AND I LOST FOR TEN YEARS. 34 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,489 ELEVEN. 35 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,258 ELEVEN. 36 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,727 WELL, I KNOW YOUR PICKLES WOULD STAND A WONDERFUL CHANCE. 37 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,129 LET ME TRY ONE. 38 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,131 THEY'RE BETTER THAN THE OTHERS. 39 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,510 WHAT DO YOU THINK, CLARA? 40 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,479 OH, UH... 41 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,748 THEY'RE VERY NICE, VERY NICE INDEED. 42 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,384 THEY'RE QUITE... 43 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,219 PLEASANT AND NICE. 44 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:00,154 REALLY? 45 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:01,555 OH, YES, INDEED. 46 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,791 I WOULDN'T CHANGE THEM ONE SINGLE BIT... 47 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,661 EXCEPT MAYBE THE BRINE MIGHT BE JUST A TOUCH TOO HEAVY. 48 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:08,929 I WAS VERY CAREFUL... 49 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,731 BUT THAT'S THE ONLY THING. 50 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,501 MAYBE AN EXTRA SPRIG OR TWO OF PARSLEY 51 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,269 STEEPED IN THE VINEGAR. 52 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:18,406 AND POSSIBLY IF YOU COULD GET YOUNGER CUCUMBERS 53 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,274 THEY WOULDN'T BE SO SOFT. 54 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:21,875 AND THEN DRAIN THEM MORE 55 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,611 AND USE FRESHER SPICES. 56 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,514 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'RE QUITE NICE. 57 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,683 WELL, I JUST PUT THEM OUT FOR THE BOYS. 58 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:33,221 YES. WELL, LET ME LEAVE MY JAR FOR OPIE. 59 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,622 THANK YOU, CLARA. 60 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:35,823 SEE YOU LATER. 61 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,291 BYE. 62 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,960 OH, YOU MIGHT TRY BOILING THE VINEGAR 63 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,363 JUST TWO SECONDS MORE, TOO. 64 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,697 THANK YOU, CLARA. 65 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:46,200 BUT THEY'RE NICE. 66 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:56,944 Together: * OH, I'LL BE THERE 67 00:02:56,977 --> 00:03:02,583 * IN ANSWER TO HER PRAYER 68 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:07,355 * I'LL TELL MY DARLING MOTHER 69 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,791 * I'LL BE THERE 70 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,901 OH, HI, AUNT BEE. 71 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:21,902 HI. 72 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,904 ANYBODY READY FOR SOME LUNCH? 73 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,373 OH, WE SURE ARE. 74 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,474 YEAH, BOY. 75 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,542 I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU TODAY. 76 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:29,877 DID YOU HEAR THAT, BARNEY? 77 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,679 AUNT BEE'S BROUGHT US A SURPRISE. 78 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,813 DON'T YOU TELL ME 79 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,915 IT'S SOME OF THAT GOOD OLD APPLE CRUMB PIE. 80 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:35,983 BETTER THAN THAT. 81 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,451 YOU MADE POTATO PANCAKES? 82 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:38,786 NO. EVEN BETTER THAN THAT. 83 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:39,820 WELL, WHAT? 84 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,289 ROAST BEEF SANDWICH... 85 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,390 UH-HUH. 86 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:43,491 COLESLAW... 87 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,658 YEAH. 88 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,527 AND HERE'S THE SURPRISE. 89 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,996 SOME OF MY NEW HOMEMADE PICKLES. 90 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,565 WELL, THAT CERTAINLY IS A WONDERFUL SURPRISE. 91 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,900 LOOKIT THERE, BARNEY-- 92 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,669 AUNT BEE'S BROUGHT US SOME OF HER HOMEMADE PICKLES. 93 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:56,804 I SEE. 94 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,406 IT SURE IS WONDERFUL. 95 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,508 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE, AUNT BEE. 96 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:01,842 THAT'S RIGHT, AUNT BEE. 97 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:06,046 YOU GO TO WAY YONDER TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO PLEASE US. 98 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,015 OH, IT'S NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 99 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,884 THERE'S PLENTY. I MADE EIGHT QUARTS. 100 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,286 EIGHT QUARTS? 101 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,322 OH, AUNT BEE MADE EIGHT QUARTS. 102 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,656 EIGHT QUARTS. 103 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,458 SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME EVERY DAY. 104 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,695 OH, WELL, I HAD AN AWFUL BIG BREAKFAST. 105 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,031 I JUST STUFFED MYSELF SOMETHING TERRIBLE. 106 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,500 YOU OUGHT TO HAVE ROOM FOR JUST A PICKLE. 107 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:29,537 HERE YOU ARE. 108 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,772 AND HERE YOU ARE. 109 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,909 YEAH, HERE I AM. 110 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,846 YEAH, THAT'S, UH... 111 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,415 THAT'S HOMEMADE, ALL RIGHT. 112 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,783 ANYBODY CAN TELL THAT. 113 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,486 A CUTE LITTLE FELLA, ISN'T IT? 114 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,755 WELL, GO AHEAD AND TASTE IT. 115 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,723 WELL, I-I DON'T WANT TO WASTE IT 116 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,592 WHEN I'M SO FULL UP LIKE THIS. 117 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,860 I THINK I'LL JUST WAIT 118 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,995 AND SMOKE IT... EAT IT AFTER SUPPER. 119 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,497 OH, NONSENSE. 120 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,031 GO AHEAD AND ENJOY IT NOW. 121 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:01,335 IF YOU WANT SOME MORE AFTER SUPPER 122 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,036 I'LL BRING YOU OVER A WHOLE JAR. 123 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,638 YOU DO LIKE PICKLES 124 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:05,806 DON'T YOU? 125 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,008 OH, SURE. WHO DON'T? 126 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,952 WELL? 127 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,689 THERE'S NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT. 128 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,724 THAT'S A PICKLE. 129 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,060 YEAH, BOY. 130 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,996 I'M GLAD YOU BOYS LIKE THEM. 131 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,899 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU FROM YOUR WORK. 132 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,767 ENJOY THE PICKLES. 133 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,508 WHERE WE THROW THEM? 134 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,009 NO. WAIT. 135 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:45,012 SHE MIGHT FIND OUT, AND IT'D BREAK HER HEART. 136 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,014 WELL, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 137 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,749 WE CAN'T-- SHOO, FLY. 138 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,818 IT'S DEAD. 139 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,820 WELL, WE GOT TO FIGURE SOME WAY 140 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,622 TO DISPOSE OF THESE PICKLES 141 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,757 SO THERE WON'T BE A TRACE OF 'EM. 142 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,891 YEAH, BUT HOW? 143 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,393 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. 144 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,495 WHY DOES SHE KEEP ON MAKING THEM? 145 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,763 I RECKON LIKE MOST WOMEN 146 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,465 SHE JUST AUTOMATICALLY FIGURES 147 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,767 THAT ANYTHING HOMEMADE HAS GOT TO BE BETTER 148 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,536 THAN SOMETHING FROM THE STORE. 149 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:11,138 STORE PICKLES ARE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN THESE. 150 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,640 A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER. 151 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,174 I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN FACE THE FUTURE 152 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,144 WHEN I KNOW THERE'S EIGHT QUARTS OF THESE PICKLES IN IT. 153 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,812 YOU JUST HAD A IDEA THERE. 154 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,814 LET'S EXAMINE THE SITUATION HERE. 155 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:23,751 WE'RE MORE OR LESS BOUND TO CONSUME THE PICKLES 156 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,018 IN THEM JARS, RIGHT? 157 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,455 NOW, IF THEY WAS GOOD OL' STORE PICKLES 158 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,589 WE COULD EAT THEM. 159 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,658 BUT THEY AIN'T GOOD OL' STORE PICKLES. 160 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,192 THEY'RE BAD OL' HOME PICKLES. 161 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,194 WE'LL JUST TURN THEM INTO STORE PICKLES. 162 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,729 HOW? 163 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,798 WE'LL GET EIGHT QUARTS OF STORE PICKLES 164 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,667 AND PUT 'EM IN AUNT BEE'S JARS. 165 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,202 AND THEN WE WOULDN'T HURT HER FEELINGS. 166 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,873 WE COULD EAT THE PICKLES, AND SHE'D BE TICKLED PINK. 167 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,842 TONIGHT WE GO INTO OPERATION PICKLE SWITCH. 168 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,211 PICKLE SWITCH. YOU CHARACTER. 169 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,146 PRETTY GOOD. 170 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,684 THERE'S TWO MORE NOW. 171 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,486 YOU GOT 'EM, BARN? YEAH. 172 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,953 OPIE, I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND. 173 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,789 ORDINARILY, I DON'T APPROVE 174 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:04,024 OF DOING THINGS BEHIND FOLKS'S BACK. 175 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,059 I GET IT, PAW. 176 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,194 WE BETTER HUSTLE 177 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,530 WHILE SHE'S STILL OVER AT MRS. JOHNSON'S. 178 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,599 NOW, YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE DOING THIS? 179 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,067 'CAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO HURT AUNT BEE'S FEELINGS 180 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,203 AND YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET SICK AGAIN. 181 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,006 I GUESS THAT'S RIGHT. 182 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,842 UNSCREW THEM THINGS. 183 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,210 NOW THE CLOTH. 184 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,779 11 MINUTES. THAT'S NOT BAD. 185 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,615 WE'RE ON SCHEDULE. 186 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,883 NOW, WE GOT TO GET RID OF AUNT BEE'S PICKLES 187 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:30,951 IN SUCH A WAY 188 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,886 THAT SHE'LL NEVER DETECT A SIGN. 189 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:33,987 YOU CAN TRUST ME. 190 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,489 OPE, GET ON UPSTAIRS. 191 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,525 AUNT BEE'LL BE BACK ANY SECOND. 192 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:38,792 OKAY, PAW. 193 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,828 THIS WHOLE THING'S COME OFF PRETTY SMOOTH. 194 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,530 I'D SAY SO. 195 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,932 GO OUT THIS WAY TO BE SURE NOT TO RUN INTO AUNT BEE. 196 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,968 HELLO. 197 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,870 OH, HI, AUNT BEE. 198 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,639 I CAME THROUGH THE BACK. 199 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:54,908 I HAD TO GET SOME THINGS OFF THE CLOTHESLINE. 200 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,944 BARNEY, YOU GOING SOMEPLACE? 201 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,178 HUH? 202 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,747 YOUR SUITCASE. 203 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,615 UH... UH... THE SUITCASE? 204 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,183 OH, UH, BARNEY'S, UH... 205 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,085 BARNEY'S GOING ON A TRIP. 206 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,554 AIN'T YA, BARNEY? 207 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,155 UH... TRIP. THAT'S RIGHT. 208 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,690 I'M GOING ON A TRIP. 209 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:10,824 THAT'S RIGHT. 210 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,293 I'M GONNA VISIT MY AUN... UH, COUSIN. 211 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,730 UH, I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW, THOUGH. 212 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,899 I WOULD'VE BROUGHT MY OWN SUITCASE 213 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,702 BUT IT'S IN THE CLEANERS. 214 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,637 YEAH, HAVE A GOOD TIME. 215 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,972 BYE, BARNEY. 216 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,274 YOU DON'T KNOW HIM, AND HE DON'T HAVE A PHONE 217 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,810 SO DON'T TRY TO CALL HIM UP TO CHECK ON IT. 218 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,178 WHAT? 219 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,780 MY COUSIN-- THE ONE I'M VISITING. 220 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,582 WHY SHOULD I DO THAT? 221 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,983 OPIE'S IN BED, I SUPPOSE. 222 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,885 BYE, BARNEY. YES, MA'AM. 223 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,853 I JUST DECIDED TO GO AT THE LAST MINUTE 224 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,922 SO I JUST PICKLED A FEW THINGS TO... 225 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,157 PICKED A FEW THINGS TO TAKE WITH ME. 226 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,728 WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. 227 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,931 OH, UH, WELL... I'LL BE GOING NOW. 228 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,839 UH... UH, SHAVING LOTION. 229 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,341 I SHAVE A LOT WHEN I TRAVEL 230 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,878 SO I BROUGHT SOME LOTION WITH ME. 231 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,881 THAT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. EVERYBODY SHAVES. 232 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,283 WELL, MEN, THAT IS, AND I'M A MAN. 233 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:13,921 AND SO THERE'S REALLY NOTHING TO BE SUSPICIOUS ABOUT. 234 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:17,257 AND IF I WAS YOU, I'D JUST FORGET THE WHOLE THING. 235 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,992 WELL, BARNEY, HAVE A NICE TRIP. 236 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,728 I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK. 237 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,362 THIS COUSIN OF MINE-- 238 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,164 SAY, HE LIVES WAY OVER... 239 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,666 JUST GO. 240 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:26,934 THAT WAS CLOSE. 241 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,902 YEAH. NOW, GET RID OF THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT. 242 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,337 GET RID OF WHAT? 243 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,739 OH, THE PICK...! 244 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,106 BYE, AUNT BEE! 245 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,676 I'M LEAVING ON MY TRIP TO MY COUSIN'S HOUSE...! 246 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,021 WHAT'S UP, OFFICER? I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 247 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,757 I WASN'T SPEEDING. 248 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,991 OH, NO. 249 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,793 I SEE BY YOUR LICENSE PLATES 250 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,628 THAT YOU'RE FROM OREGON. 251 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:55,896 THAT'S RIGHT. PORTLAND. 252 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,998 ON YOUR WAY BACK THERE NOW, ARE YOU? 253 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,967 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM. 254 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,134 UH-HUH. 255 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,335 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE? 256 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,804 OH, NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 257 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,873 LIKE YOU SAID, YOU WASN'T SPEEDING. 258 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,040 AS A MATTER OF FACT 259 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,176 YOU WAS HANDLING YOUR CAR SO PERFECT 260 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,879 THAT YOU QUALIFY FOR OUR SAFE DRIVING AWARD. 261 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,280 SAFE DRIVING AWARD? 262 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,783 THAT'S RIGHT. AND HERE SHE IS. 263 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,852 MAYBERRY SAYS THANKS AND HAPPY MOTORING. 264 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,287 HAVE A NICE TRIP NOW 265 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,389 AND DON'T STOP FOR ANYTHING. 266 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,671 BARNEY, YOU NEVER TOLD US A THING ABOUT YOUR TRIP. 267 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,840 WHAT TRIP? 268 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,408 OH, OH. THE TRIP. 269 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,078 UH, UH, WELL, IT WAS JUST FINE, FINE. 270 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,381 THEY WERE JUST PICKLED TINK TO SEE ME. 271 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,252 I BET THEY DIDN'T SERVE YOU ANY PICKLES 272 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,687 AS GOOD AS THESE. 273 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,255 THEY SURE ARE TASTY. 274 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,691 THEY'RE THE BEST I EVER HAD. LET ME HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 275 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,126 ALL RIGHT. 276 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,862 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BOYS EAT SO MANY PICKLES. 277 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,397 WELL, THEY'RE JUST PLAIN IRRESISTIBLE, AUNT BEE. 278 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,933 CARE FOR SOME, OP? 279 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,234 SURE WOULD, PAW. 280 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,136 I THINK I'LL TRY ONE MYSELF. 281 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,805 OH, YEAH, HELP YOURSELF. YOU'LL LIKE 'EM. 282 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,877 MMM. 283 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,946 SAY, THEY ARE GOOD, AREN'T THEY? 284 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,213 THEY ARE THAT. 285 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,982 AND I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK 286 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,484 YOU BOYS DIDN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT MY PICKLES. 287 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,053 OH, NOW, AUNT BEE. 288 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,455 WELL, THEY WEREN'T DISAPPEARING VERY FAST. 289 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,957 AS A MATTER OF FACT 290 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,092 THIS LAST BATCH WOULD BE MY VERY LAST. 291 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,393 YOUR LAST? 292 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,262 MM-HMM. I SEE YOU REALLY DO LIKE THEM. 293 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,463 AND ANOTHER THING. 294 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,999 I DECIDED NOT TO BE IN THE CONTEST THIS YEAR 295 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,001 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. 296 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,270 I THINK I'VE HIT ON JUST THE RIGHT RECIPE. 297 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,438 GONNA ENTER THE COMPETITION AFTER ALL. 298 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,007 Y 299 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,942 THIS MAY BE THE YEAR 300 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,144 TO BEAT OUT MRS. JOHNSON FOR THE BLUE RIBBON. 301 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,980 I'M GONNA ENTER THESE PICKLES. 302 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,214 THESE? 303 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,348 THESE? 304 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,516 THESE? 305 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,918 THESE. 306 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,227 IT AIN'T OUR FAULT, ANDY. 307 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,896 WHOEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 308 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,064 SHE'D ACTUALLY ENTER THEM IN THE CONTEST? 309 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,900 WELL, THE THING THAT BOTHERS ME 310 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,935 IS THEM'S GOOD STORE PICKLES, BARNEY. 311 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,870 SHE MIGHT EVEN WIN THAT CONTEST, 312 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,039 AND IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO THE OTHERS. 313 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,841 WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER WINNING? 314 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,175 AFTER 11 YEARS OF TRYING, 315 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,077 SHE'S CERTAINLY ENTITLED TO ONE BLUE RIBBON. 316 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,013 BUT THEY'RE NOT HER PICKLES. 317 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,081 YEAH, WELL, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO HER. 318 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:31,819 WELL, YEAH, IT DOES THAT. 319 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,288 YOU KNOW, IF SHE DID WIN, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD JOKE. 320 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:40,994 IMAGINE AUNT BEE WALKING OFF WITH A FIXED PICKLE CONTEST. 321 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,996 JUST A HARMLESS JOKE'S ALL. 322 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,397 YEAH. 323 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,899 SHERIFF, ARE YOU BUSY? 324 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,868 WELL, OF COURSE NOT, MRS. JOHNSON. 325 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,436 HOW ARE YA, MRS. JOHNSON? 326 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,171 JUST FINE, THANK YOU. 327 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,874 I BROUGHT YA A LITTLE SOMETHING. 328 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,442 OH, YOU DID? WHAT? 329 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,911 SOME HOMEMADE PICKLES. 330 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,280 OH, I DECLARE. 331 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,082 WELL, LOOKIT THERE, BARNEY. 332 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,251 MRS. JOHNSON BROUGHT US SOME PICKLES. 333 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,886 UH-HUH. 334 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,988 WELL, I THINK YOU'LL LIKE THEM. 335 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,556 THEY'RE SORT OF SPECIAL. 336 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,592 THIS YEAR I WENT WILD WITH ALLSPICE. 337 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,427 OH, MRS. JOHNSON 338 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,097 I'D HAVE NEVER THOUGHT IT OF YA. 339 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,933 WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO TASTE ONE? 340 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,935 WELL, THE FACT IS 341 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,904 ME AND BARNEY JUST HAD A SIZABLE LUNCH. 342 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,605 YEAH, AND I GOT TO GO OUT ON PATROL. 343 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,474 WOULDN'T DO FOR ME TO STOP ANYBODY 344 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,076 WITH ALLSPICE ON MY BREATH. 345 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,410 WELL, AREN'T YOU 346 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,445 GOING TO TRY JUST ONE? 347 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,915 ME AND BARNEY'LL TRY ONE, WON'T WE, BARN? 348 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,951 COME ON AND LET'S HAVE ONE OF MRS. JOHNSON'S PICKLES. 349 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,921 NO, YOU-YOU GO AHEAD, ANDY. I GOTTA BRING THE CAR AROUND. 350 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,322 BARNEY! 351 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,431 WELL... MAYBE JUST A LITTLE ONE. 352 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,173 HEY, THESE ARE GOOD. 353 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,574 DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? 354 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,576 MMM, JUST AS FLAVORSOME AS CAN BE. 355 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,913 OH, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THEM SO MUCH. 356 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,281 I DO SPEND AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME ON THEM. 357 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,950 MAYBE MORE THAN I SHOULD. 358 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,185 WELL, YOU CAN CERTAINLY TELL IT. 359 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,387 YOU KNOW, WHEN MR. JOHNSON WAS ALIVE 360 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,556 HE JUST LOVED THEM SO MUCH. 361 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,425 HE ALWAYS USED TO SAY TO ME: 362 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,461 "CLARA, WHEN MY TIME COMES AND I GO TO HEAVEN 363 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,197 "I'LL JUST BET THEY DON'T PUT DOWN A PICKLE 364 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,033 THAT CAN COMPARE WITH YOURS." 365 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,001 THAT'S WHAT HE ALWAYS SAID, REST HIS SOUL. 366 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,336 YEAH. 367 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,670 I GUESS NOW 368 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,539 HE HAS A CHANCE TO FIND OUT. 369 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:36,409 I'D SAY CHANCES ARE, HE IS EXACTLY 100% RIGHT. 370 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,178 DID YOU EVER SEE MY SCRAPBOOK 371 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,280 WITH ALL THE PRIZES I'VE WON FOR MY PICKLES? 372 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,949 UH, YES... 373 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,417 I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE. PASTED IN EVERYTHING-- 374 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,319 THE BLUE RIBBONS FROM THE FAIR. 375 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:51,024 FIRST PLACE EVERY YEAR FOR 11 YEARS. 376 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,060 THAT'S QUITE A RECORD. 377 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,196 YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I GET DISCOURAGED OR LONELY 378 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,099 I TAKE OUT MY BOOK AND LOOK AT MY RIBBONS. 379 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,668 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT 380 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,304 BUT... IT'S A GREAT COMFORT 381 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:08,075 TO KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING I CAN DO. 382 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,144 WHY, I SUPPOSE I'M JUST A FOOLISH OLD LADY. 383 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,647 OH, WELL, NOW, I WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A MINUTE. 384 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:18,251 YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M JUST PUTTING ON AIRS 385 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:22,990 BUT I DO TRY TO MAKE MY PICKLES BETTER EVERY YEAR. 386 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,025 IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. 387 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,397 BARNEY, WE HAVE GOT US A MESS. 388 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,132 WELL, HOW'S THAT? 389 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,666 WE WAS DEAD WRONG 390 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,236 ABOUT FIGURIN' THAT CONTEST DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 391 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,238 WHAT'S SMALL POTATOES TO SOME FOLKS 392 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,273 CAN BE MIGHTY IMPORTANT TO OTHERS. 393 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,342 ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT MRS. JOHNSON? 394 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,077 MM-HMM. 395 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,214 BARNEY, THAT POOR SOUL JUST LIVES FOR THAT CONTEST 396 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,983 AND IF SHE GOT NOSED OUT BY A STORE PICKLE 397 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,451 I'D NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF. 398 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,654 BUT, ANDY, LIKE WE SAID, IT'D JUST BE A LITTLE JOKE. 399 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:58,525 NO, NOT TO HER, IT WOULDN'T. 400 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,494 NO CHANCE OF GETTING AUNT BEE'S OLD PICKLES BACK, IS THERE? 401 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,697 THEY'RE SCATTERED ALL THE WAY FROM OREGON TO NOVA SCOTIA. 402 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,634 WE GOT TO MAKE THIS CONTEST FAIR AND SQUARE. 403 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,636 THAT MEANS THE PICKLES AUNT BEE ENTERS 404 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,072 HAS GOT TO BE THE PICKLES AUNT BEE MAKES. 405 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,374 BUT THE PICKLES SHE MADE, THEY'RE GONE. 406 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,408 I KNOW IT. 407 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,377 WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET HER 408 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,778 TO MAKE ANOTHER BATCH. 409 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,313 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 410 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,349 YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY WANT HER 411 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,618 TO MAKE ANOTHER BATCH OF THEM KEROSENE CUCUMBERS? 412 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,458 ALL RIGHT. HOW'RE WE GONNA DO IT? 413 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,260 WELL... 414 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,396 SOMEHOW BETWEEN NOW AND THE CONTEST 415 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,165 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT UP 416 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,368 ALL THE STORE PICKLES THAT AUNT BEE'S GOT ON HAND. 417 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,802 WHY DON'T WE GET RID OF THEM 418 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,105 THE SAME WAY WE GOT RID OF THE OTHERS? 419 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,539 NO. THAT WON'T WORK. 420 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,708 SEE, SHE'S GOT TO SEE THEM PICKLES DISAPPEARIN' 421 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,144 AND SHE'S GOT TO SEE US LIKIN' 'EM SO MUCH 422 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,280 THAT SHE'LL WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER BATCH. 423 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,614 OH, ANDY, I GOTTA TELL YA 424 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,316 NOW, MY HEART AIN'T IN THIS. 425 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,751 WELL, IT'S NOT SO MUCH YOUR HEART WE NEED-- 426 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,553 IT'S YOUR STOMACH. 427 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:04,124 NOW, WE GOT TO EAT UP EIGHT QUARTS OF PICKLES. 428 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,446 LUNCHTIME! 429 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,348 HI, AUNT BEE. 430 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,785 YOU KNOW, THE MOST TERRIBLE THING-- 431 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,788 I WAS FIXING YOUR LUNCH AND I WENT TO GET SOME PICKLES 432 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,757 AND DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE ALL GONE? 433 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,259 REALLY? 434 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,793 THEY'RE GONE? 435 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,728 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE THEY WENT. 436 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,297 WELL, I CAN. 437 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,499 I KNOW YOU BOYS HAVE BEEN EATING A LOT LATELY 438 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,701 BUT I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D GET THROUGH ALL OF THEM. 439 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,236 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 440 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,604 THE CONTEST IS ALMOST HERE 441 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,140 AND I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE PICKLE TO ENTER. 442 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,575 OH, IT'S ALL OUR FAULT 443 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,243 NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT. 444 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,445 NO, NO, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED... 445 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,646 WE'RE JUST GLUTTONS. 446 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,515 GLUTTONS, GLUTTONS, GLUTTONS. 447 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,384 I'M JUST ASHAMED OF BOTH OF US. 448 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,785 AIN'T YOU, BARNEY? 449 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,489 I'VE ALREADY TOLD EVERYBODY I'M GOING TO ENTER THE CONTEST 450 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,358 AND NOW I'LL LOOK RIDICULOUS IF I DON'T. 451 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,859 I GUESS THERE'S NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO 452 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,928 OUTSIDE OF MAKIN' A NEW BATCH. 453 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,896 I GUESS NOT. 454 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,798 HEY, THAT'S A EXCELLENT IDEA 455 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,634 AND AIN'T YOU THE CLEVER ONE TO THINK OF IT. 456 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,868 WHAT? 457 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,870 WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MAKIN' A NEW BATCH. 458 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,272 I DID? 459 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,208 YEAH, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO HURRY SOME. 460 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,742 OH... 461 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,544 ANOTHER BATCH-- THAT'S IT. 462 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,546 YEAH, YOU CAN GET ALL THE STUFF. 463 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,748 MRS. DREDMAR HAS SOME NICE CUCUMBERS. 464 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,617 YOU GOT LOTS OF EMPTY JARS. 465 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,919 AND MRS. JOHNSON'LL LOAN YA SOME SPICES. 466 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,521 YES. I THINK I CAN DO IT. 467 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,256 I'LL JUST PUT OFF THE SEWIN'. 468 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,690 THE KETTLE'S ALREADY... 469 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,592 KETTLE'S DONE. 470 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,694 OH, MY GOODNESS. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HURRY. 471 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,930 OH, YOU GONNA HAVE TO HURRY. 472 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,566 THEY'RE JUST UP TO THE PREACHER'S WIFE'S NOW. 473 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,801 OH, I'M SO EXCITED 474 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,436 I JUST CAN'T STAND IT. 475 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,705 OH, NOW, AUNT BEE, CALM YOURSELF. 476 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,249 I THINK THIS IS MY NEIGHBOR'S JAR, THIS JAR. 477 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,556 LOOK, THEY'RE UP TO MINE NOW. 478 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,045 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 479 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,448 KEROSENE? 480 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,916 PRECISELY. 481 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,830 Andy: OH, IT'S MRS. JOHNSON AGAIN. 482 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,400 OH, JUST LOOK AT HER. SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY. 483 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,901 SHE'S FLOATIN' ON A CLOUD. 484 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,770 WELL, IT MEANS A LOT TO HER. 485 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,474 I'M SO HAPPY! 486 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,041 CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. JOHNSON. 487 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,644 CONGRATULATIONS. 488 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:55,114 JUST IMAGINE-- BLUE RIBBON NUMBER 12. 489 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,783 AND YOU DESERVED IT, DEAR. 490 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,050 OH, I'M SO HAPPY. 491 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,886 I'M SO VERY HAPPY. 492 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,821 I COULD ALMOST CRY. 493 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,457 I WORKED AND SUFFERED FOR THIS SO LONG. 494 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,093 YES, WELL, WE ALL HAVE. 495 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,129 OH, WELL, I MUST GO AND THANK THE JUDGES. 496 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,831 WHERE DID THEY GO TO? 497 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,065 UH, THEY'RE OVER THERE 498 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,368 AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN WASHIN' THEIR HANDS. 499 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,936 OH. 500 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,038 WELL, AUNT BEE, MAYBE NEXT YEAR. 501 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,040 OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. I DON'T CARE. 502 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,142 AS LONG AS MY FAMILY LIKES WHAT I MAKE 503 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,044 THAT'S BLUE RIBBON ENOUGH FOR ME. 504 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,713 GOOD FOR YOU, AUNT BEE. 505 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,715 ACTUALLY, YOU BOYS ARE GOING TO BE THE WINNERS. 506 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,016 THAT'S RIGHT. 507 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,051 I MADE A DOUBLE BATCH THIS TIME, 508 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,587 YOU LIKED MY PICKLES SO MUCH-- 16 JARS. 509 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,155 16? 510 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,690 16? 511 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:38,991 16 JARS. 512 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,960 AND I'LL SEE THAT YOU GET SOME EVERY DAY. 513 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,630 COME ALONG, OPIE. 514 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,934 16 JARS. 515 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,573 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 516 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,609 THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 517 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,411 YOU MEAN, UH... 518 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,580 LEARN TO LOVE 'EM. 519 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,882 HELP YOURSELF, BARN. 520 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:18,831 YO! 521 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,500 YOU COMING TO WORK TODAY? 522 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,834 IS IT 8:00 ALREADY? 523 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,970 ARE YOU KIDDIN'? IT'S THREE PAST. 524 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,573 I CAN'T HARDLY GET STARTED THIS MORNING. 525 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,107 JUST LET ME DRINK MY COFFEE HERE. 526 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,176 SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME TOAST AND JELLY OR SOMETHING. 527 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,844 YEAH, I BELIEVE I WILL. 528 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,580 AHH. 529 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:34,914 IT'S A NICE DAY. 530 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,849 IS IT? 531 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,224 YOU BEEN DOING SOME PAINTING IN HERE? 532 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,826 NO, NO. 533 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,730 PROBABLY JUST SOME GLUE OPIE'S USING ON MODEL AIRPLANES. 534 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:54,233 NO, DON'T SMELL LIKE GLUE TO ME. 535 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,935 SMELLS MORE LIKE AMMONIA. 536 00:23:55,968 --> 00:24:00,106 YOU DON'T RECKON THAT GAS STOVE'S LEAKING, DO YOU? 537 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,877 I FOUND IT. 538 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,178 WHAT? 539 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:14,186 AUNT BEE WAS A-WORKIN' IN HERE YESTERDAY. 540 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:25,164 APPARENTLY AUNT BEE IS MAKING MARMALADE NOW. 541 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,638 WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. 542 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,540 GO GET THE SUITCASE. 36896

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