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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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ANY LUCK?
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I CAN'T BUDGE HER.
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DOGGONE IT, THELMA LOU,
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IF YOUR COUSIN
JUST MET ANDY ONCE,
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I KNOW SHE'D LIKE HIM.
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I KNOW IT.
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BUT KAREN SAYS
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THAT SHE DIDN'T COME ALL
THE WAY FROM ARKANSAS
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FOR MAN-HUNTING.
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SHE'S HERE ON A VACATION
AND THAT'S THAT.
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HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO ANDY?
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WELL, NO.
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TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I'M AFRAID TO.
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AFRAID TO
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WELL, ANDY SAYS
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HE'S BEEN BURNED BY ME
AND THEM BLIND DATES.
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WHEN WAS THAT?
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OH, ONCE I GOT HIM TO GO OUT
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WITH THIS GIRL VISITING
FROM DETROIT-- MELINDA KIEFER.
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SO WHAT IF SHE HAD FAT KNEES
AND TALKED A LOT.
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IT WAS JUST A DATE.
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THAT WAS JUST ONCE?
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WELL, NO-- ANOTHER TIME
I ARRANGED A DATE WITH A GIRL
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THAT HE CLAIMS LOOKED
JUST LIKE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN.
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HE'S KIND OF LOST FAITH
IN ME AND BLIND DATES
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AND I KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN
IF I BRING IT UP.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
KAREN LOOKS LIKE.
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BARNEY, THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO DO THIS
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AND THAT'S JUST
THROW 'EM TOGETHER.
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WELL, HOW'LL WE DO THAT?
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WELL, I'LL JUST HAPPEN
TO GET KAREN
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OVER TO THE COFFEE SHOP
AROUND 3:00
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AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO GET ANDY
OVER THERE AROUND 3:00.
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A-AND LET NATURE
DO THE REST, HUH?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
LET'S DO THAT.
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BUT BARNEY, BE CAREFUL
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HOW YOU MANEUVER
ANDY OVER THERE.
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DON'T EVEN HINT THAT
IT'S TO MEET MY COUSIN.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
I KNOW JUST HOW I'LL WORK IT.
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I'LL SAY, "ANDY..."
YOU KNOW, REAL CASUAL-LIKE...
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"HOW ABOUT GOING OUT
AND GETTING A CUP OF COFFEE?"
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HE'LL SAY, "WHAT FOR?"
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AND I'LL SAY,
"JUST TO RELAX AND TALK."
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THEN HE'LL PROBABLY SAY "WHY
CAN'T WE DO THAT HERE?"
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AND I'LL SAY, "LET'S GET AWAY
FROM THE OFFICE FOR A WHILE."
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AND HE'LL KEEP
THINKING UP EXCUSES
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AND I'LL KEEP
GIVING HIM REASONS.
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BEFORE HE KNOWS IT,
HE'LL BE THERE.
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GOOD.
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DON'T WORRY-- YOU'RE TALKING
TO "SUBTLE" BARNEY FIFE.
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HE WON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM.
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HEY, AND?
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HMM?
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MOSEY
OVER TO THE COFFEE SHOP
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AND HAVE A LITTLE CUP
OF COFFEE, HUH?
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WHAT FOR?
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OH, JUST TO... RELAX AND TALK.
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WE CAN DO THAT HERE.
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YEAH, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW
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SORT OF GET AWAY FROM THE OFFICE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
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WELL, WHAT FOR?
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WELL, UH...
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ANDY... LET'S GO OVER
TO THE COFFEE SHOP
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AND HAVE
A CUP OF COFFEE.
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WHY?
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TO MEET THELMA LOU'S COUSIN
FROM ARKANSAS!
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WHAT?
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THELMA LOU'S COUSIN
IS IN TOWN FROM ARKANSAS.
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I PROMISED I'D GET YOU
TO THE COFFEE SHOP AT 3:00
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AND IF I DON'T,
THELMA LOU'LL BE MAD AT ME.
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OKAY.
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IT AIN'T OFTEN I ASK YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR,
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BUT THE ONE TIME I DO
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YOU'D THINK YOU'D BE
A LITTLE MORE COOPERATIVE.
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ALL I ASK IS
A SIMPLE THING...
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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OVER TO THE COFFEE SHOP
TO MEET THELMA LOU'S COUSIN.
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YOU COMING?
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YOU SON OF A GUN.
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YOU WAS GOIN' TO DO IT
ALL THE TIME, WASN'T YOU?
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GIVE ME THE SUGAR,
WILL YA, ANDY?
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HELP YOURSELF.
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NO KIDDING.
WAIT'LL YOU SEE HER.
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SHE'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT BENJIE.
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BENJIE?
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THE ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN.
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OH, NO, NO, REALLY, THIS
ONE'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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OOH-OOH-OH, FOR HEAVEN'S
SAKE, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
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IT'S THELMA LOU AND
HER ATTRACTIVE COUSIN.
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WELL, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE,
LOOK WHO'S HERE--
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BARNEY AND ANDY!
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IMAGINE RUNNING
INTO YOU TWO.
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YEAH, THIS IS
A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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YOU TWO HAVEN'T MET,
HAVE YOU?
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KAREN,
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THIS IS
SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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ANDY, MEET MY COUSIN--
KAREN WORTH.
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HELLO.
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HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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SAY, AS LONG AS
WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER,
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WHY DON'T WE TAKE A BOOTH?
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HEY, THAT'S A PEACH
OF AN IDEA, THELMA LOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DO THAT.
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COME ON, KAREN.
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WELL, OBVIOUSLY THESE TWO HAVE A
LOT TO TALK ABOUT,
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SO LET'S, UH, GO OUTSIDE.
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BARNEY...
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I'VE GOT SHOPPING TO DO.
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WELL, I'LL DRIVE YOU.
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BARNEY...
THELMA LOU...
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DO YOU GET
THE FLEETIN' FEELIN'
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THAT WE'RE BEING
THROWN TOGETHER?
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WELL, THE THOUGHT DID
SORT OF ENTER MY HEAD.
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YEAH. BARNEY'S
ABOUT AS SUBTLE
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AS A PIG SQUEALING
FOR HIS SUPPER.
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IF YOU'D RATHER NOT...
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OH, NO...
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I RATHER WOULD.
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BESIDES, YOU KNOW, THEY'VE
GONE TO SO MUCH TROUBLE
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TO GET US TOGETHER,
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I'M AFRAID IT'D
BREAK THEIR HEARTS
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IF THEY THOUGHT
THEY'D FAILED.
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YEAH.
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DO YOU THINK WE OUGHT
TO GET MARRIED
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BEFORE OR AFTER THE COFFEE?
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WELL, I BELIEVE IN LONG
ENGAGEMENTS MYSELF,
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SO LET'S MAKE IT AFTER.
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AFTER.
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WELL HUH?
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WELL?
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WELL YEAH?
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WELL?
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WELL, WHAT?
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHAT HAPPENED WHEN?
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AT THE COFFEE SHOP.
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AT THE COFFEE SHOP?
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BETWEEN YOU AND KAREN.
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OH, OH, OH...
WE HAD COFFEE.
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AND AND
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AND WHAT?
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WELL, WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER YOU HAD THE COFFEE?
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WE GOT MARRIED.
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OH, GOOD! I KNEW
YOU TWO'D--
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YOU GOT MARRIED?
AW, COME ON, ANDY.
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BOY, YOU'RE FUNNY,
YOU ARE.
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YOU OUGHT TO GO
ON THE RADIO
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AND BE AN ALL-NIGHT
DISC JOCKEY.
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AT LEAST THEN
I COULD TURN YOU OFF.
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NOW, SIMMER DOWN, BARNEY.
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YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW
THAT WE HIT IT OFF JUST FINE
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AND WE GOT A DATE
FOR TOMORROW.
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NO KIDDING!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING
TO TAKE HER?
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PICTURE SHOW?
A DANCE?
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MAYBE YOU'LL GO
FOR A NICE, LONG DRIVE, HUH?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT
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I FIGURE ON TAKING HER
OUT TO FINNEGAN FLATS
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AND DO A LITTLE
CROW-SHOOTING.
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YEAH, FINNEGAN FLATS...
CROW!
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OH, FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD, ANDY!
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NOW, BARNEY...
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YOU CALL THAT A PLACE
TO TAKE A WOMAN?
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BOY, YOU'RE SOME LOVER.
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WELL, IT HAPPENS THAT
I HAD IT ALL PLANNED
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TO GO DO A LITTLE
CROW-SHOOTING
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AND I ASKED HER IF SHE'D
LIKE TO COME ALONG
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AND SHE SAID FINE.
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COURSE, IF YOU
THINK IT'S WRONG
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I CAN CALL THE
WHOLE THING OFF.
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NO, NO, NO, I GUESS THAT'S
ALL RIGHT FOR A STARTER.
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JUST GO RIGHT AHEAD
AS PLANNED.
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GO AHEAD AS PLANNED?
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YEAH.
WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT.
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WELL, SINCE YOU
APPROVE, THEN,
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I GUESS I'LL GO OUT AND
GET SOME SHOTGUN SHELLS.
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YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT?
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LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO GUIDE THE KID ALL THE WAY.
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YOU LIKE HIM, HUH?
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MM-HMM.
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AND YOU ALREADY
MADE A DATE?
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MM-HMM.
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OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
MOVIES
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OR JUST A DRIVE
IN THE MOONLIGHT?
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WE'RE GOING OUT
TO SHOOT CROWS.
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SHOOT CROWS?!
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WHY NOT? YOU KNOW ME
WHEN IT COMES TO SHOOTING.
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I COULDN'T BE MORE PLEASED.
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THEN YOU TOLD HIM
YOU'RE A SKEET CHAMPION?
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NO, DEAR.
IT DIDN'T COME UP.
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BUT IT PROBABLY WILL TOMORROW.
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BUT CROW
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WELL, WE'LL JUST GET
EVERYTHING HERE.
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HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH
SOME OF THESE THINGS.
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OH, NO, WE CAN'T HAVE YOU
COMING WAY OFF UP HERE
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY
CARRYING ANYTHING.
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OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
I CAN CARRY SOMETHING.
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LET ME TAKE THE BASKET.
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WELL, NOW, THAT THERMOS
IS LEAKING A LITTLE.
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DON'T GET ANYTHING ON
THAT PRETTY DRESS.
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NO, I WON'T.
RIGHT OVER HERE.
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YOU KNOW, ANDY,
THIS IS SOME
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OF THE PRETTIEST COUNTRY
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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YEAH.
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SEE THAT ROCK RIGHT OVER THERE
THAT LOOKS LIKE AN EAGLE?
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OH, MM-HMM.
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YEAH, WE CALL
THAT EAGLE ROCK.
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OH, I SEE.
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COME ON OVER HERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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NOW, THIS IS A GOOD
PLACE RIGHT HERE.
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OH, THIS IS FINE.
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YEAH.
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AND YOU...
SIT RIGHT DOWN HERE
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ON THAT STOOL RIGHT THERE.
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ANDY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FUSS OVER ME LIKE THAT.
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WELL... THERE'S USUALLY
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SOME PRETTY GOOD
CROW-SHOOTING AROUND HERE.
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OH, REALLY?
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YEAH.
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I SURE AM GLAD
YOU COULD COME ALONG.
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I SURE AM GLAD YOU ASKED ME.
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YOU LIKE TO WATCH SHOOTIN',
DO YA?
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I LOVE IT.
236
00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,153
MOST WOMEN DON'T LIKE
TO BE AROUND SHOOTIN'.
237
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,756
WELL, THAT SURE
ISN'T TRUE OF ME.
238
00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,593
ANDY, YOU SEE --
239
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,627
COVER YOUR EARS.
240
00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,128
ANDY, I...
241
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,233
HUH.
242
00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,870
I MISSED HIM
JUST THE LEAST LITTLE BIT THERE.
243
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,039
YES, YOU SURE DID.
244
00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,642
I GUESS I WASN'T
LEADING HIM ENOUGH.
245
00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,711
WELL, I'LL GET THE NEXT 'UN.
246
00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,145
SURE, YOU WILL.
247
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,315
COVER YOUR EARS.
248
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,989
I HAD THE GUN RIGHT ON HIM.
249
00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,261
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET ME
SOME NEW SIGHTS.
250
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,797
MM.
251
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,867
I HOPE THIS NOISE
DIDN'T BOTHER YOU.
252
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,070
NO.
253
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,739
I'M GETTING USED TO IT.
254
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,941
YOU SURE DO GET USED
TO THINGS FAST
255
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:34,842
DON'T YOU?
256
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,611
YOU KNOW, I-I ALWAYS
DID THINK THIS WAS...
257
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,946
THIS WAS PRETTY COUNTRY
258
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,214
BUT... IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME A-SAYING IT
259
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,051
YOU SURE DO MAKE IT LOOK
A WHOLE LOT PRETTIER.
260
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,020
THANK YOU, ANDY.
261
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,261
YOU, AN EXPERT WITH A GUN,
DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SHOOT?
262
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,196
DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM?
263
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,298
I TRIED TO
TWO OR THREE TIMES,
264
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,801
BUT I JUST NEVER
GOT AROUND TO IT.
265
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,235
BESIDES, IT DIDN'T MATTER.
266
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,671
NO?
267
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,305
NO, IT WASN'T NECESSARY.
268
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,375
I LIKED THE DAY
JUST AS IT WAS.
269
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:11,945
HE DIDN'T TREAT ME
LIKE A CRACK SHOT.
270
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,281
HE TREATED ME
LIKE A LADY.
271
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,116
AND I LIKED IT.
272
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,851
REALLY?
273
00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:21,321
WHAT'S MORE, I'M GOING TO HIS
HOUSE FOR SUPPER TONIGHT.
274
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,223
WONDERFUL!
275
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,695
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
276
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,297
I'M GOING TO CALL BARNEY
AND GIVE HIM A PROGRESS REPORT.
277
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,210
WELL WELL?
278
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,211
WELL, WHAT?
279
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,079
WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOU AND KAREN?
280
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,348
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
WITH ME AND KAREN.
281
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,883
I TOOK HER CROW-SHOOTIN'.
282
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,118
I KNOW YOU DID.
AND...?
283
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,219
WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
284
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,687
YOU DID?
285
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,723
VERY NICE.
VERY, VERY, VERY NICE.
286
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,958
I KNEW YOU WOULD,
I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD.
287
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,227
YOU THINK MAYBE YOU
AND KAREN MIGHT, UH...
288
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,997
WHOA, NO, NO.
289
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,700
NOW, NO, IT'S A LITTLE
TOO EARLY FOR THAT.
290
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,935
WELL...
291
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,970
I'LL HAVE TO TALK
TO HER A LITTLE BIT.
292
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,905
FIND OUT A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT HER.
293
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,974
OH, I TALKED
TO HER A LITTLE.
294
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,076
FOUND OUT A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT HER.
295
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,146
AND THEN TONIGHT WHEN I
HAVE HER OVER FOR SUPPER...
296
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,814
SUPPER, GOOD, GOOD.
297
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,116
AFTER SUPPER WE'LL GO
IN THE LIVIN' ROOM.
298
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,119
ME AND AUNT BEE WILL TALK
TO HER A LITTLE BIT MORE.
299
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,921
SEE HOW SHE MEASURES UP.
300
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,724
BUT SO FAR SHE MEASURES UP
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
301
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,960
OH, YOU BETTER KNOW IT.
302
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,767
MORE COFFEE,
MISS KAREN?
303
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,034
NO, THANK YOU,
AUNT BEE.
304
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,170
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GET UP
FROM THE TABLE
305
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,404
AND GO IN YONDER?
306
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,973
THAT'D BE FINE.
307
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,474
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, OP.
308
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,877
WELL, THANK YOU,
GENTLEMEN.
309
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,444
OPIE, MAYBE
YOU BETTER GO UP
310
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,280
AND GET READY
TO GO TO BED, HUH?
311
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,447
OKAY.
312
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,183
ALL RIGHT.
313
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,952
SIT DOWN HERE.
314
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,287
PAW?
315
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,822
HUH?
316
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,757
CAN MISS KAREN
READ ME A STORY?
317
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,358
OPIE, I'D LOVE TO.
318
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,494
OPIE, YOUR PAW AND I'D LIKE
TO TALK WITH MISS KAREN.
319
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,296
SHE'LL DO IT ANOTHER TIME.
320
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,898
MAYBE SHE'LL
COME AGAIN.
321
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,966
SURE HOPE SO.
SHE'S NICE.
322
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,068
THANK YOU, OPIE.
323
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,137
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, PAW.
324
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,772
SLEEP TIGHT.
OKAY.
325
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,040
GOOD NIGHT, AUNT BEE.
326
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,975
GOOD NIGHT.
SEE YOU IN THE MORNIN'.
327
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,878
OKAY.
328
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,014
GOOD NIGHT, OPIE,
AND PLEASANT DREAMS.
329
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,481
OKAY.
330
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,086
HE SURE IS A CUTE LITTLE GUY,
ISN'T HE?
331
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,487
OH, WE'RE PROUD OF HIM.
332
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,956
UH...
333
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,925
DO YOU LIKE LITTLE BOYS?
334
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,359
OH, I LOVE 'EM,
335
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,462
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE
AS CUTE AS THAT ONE.
336
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,364
OH, WELL, MUCH OBLIGED.
337
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,500
AUNT BEE, THAT WAS AS
GOOD A GOOSEBERRY PIE
338
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,402
AS I EVER PUT
IN MY MOUTH.
339
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,938
KAREN, MAYBE
YOU'D LIKE
340
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,205
ANOTHER PIECE
OF PIE?
341
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,074
OH, NO.
NO, I COULDN'T, REALLY.
342
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,843
I JUST ATE TOO MUCH DINNER.
343
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,312
DO YOU BAKE PIES
YOURSELF?
344
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,413
YES, I DO.
345
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,481
NOT GOOSEBERRY?
346
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,984
OH, YES.
NOT AS GOOD AS AUNT BEE'S.
347
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,953
YOU KNOW, THAT'S
ANDY'S FAVORITE.
348
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,120
OH, REALLY?
349
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,822
THAT'S A MYSTERY
I'M READIN'.
350
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,023
OH, REALLY?
351
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,258
YOU LIKE 'EM?
352
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,193
I LOVE 'EM--
THE SCARIER, THE BETTER.
353
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,394
OH, AIN'T IT
A SIGHT?
354
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,963
UH...
DO YOU LIKE MUSIC?
355
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:16,997
YES, I DO.
356
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,832
ANDY, PLAY US
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
357
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,033
OH, AUNT BEE...
358
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,534
I'M SURE
KAREN WOULD LOVE IT.
359
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,036
OH, WELL...
360
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,271
OH, NOW, GO ON.
361
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,605
OH, AUNT BEE,
362
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,075
SHE DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THIS OLD COUNTRY GUITAR.
363
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,977
HE PLAYS
AND HE SINGS WELL, TOO.
364
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,879
WELL, IT'S NOT GOOD,
BUT IT'S LOUD.
365
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,947
I'D REALLY LOVE
TO HEAR SOMETHING.
366
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,516
WELL, LET ME SIT OVER HERE,
CLOSE TO THE CROWD.
367
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,951
ALL RIGHT.
368
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,987
WELL, NOW, LET'S SEE.
WHAT'LL I PLAY?
369
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,388
PLAY SOMETHING
LIVELY.
370
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,523
PICK A LITTLE OF
"SOURWOOD MOUNTAIN."
371
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,958
I KNOW THAT ONE.
372
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,159
YOU DO?
373
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,861
YEAH, WELL,
PARTS OF IT.
374
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,997
* CHICKENS GROW
ON OLD SOURWOOD MOUNTAIN *
375
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,564
* HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY *
376
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,799
* SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS,
I CAN'T COUNT 'EM *
377
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,534
* SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS,
I CAN'T COUNT 'EM *
378
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,403
* HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY *
379
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,872
* OLD MAN, OLD MAN,
I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER *
380
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,340
* OLD MAN, OLD MAN,
I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER *
381
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,474
* HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY *
382
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,575
* BAKE ME BREAD
AND TOTE ME WATER *
383
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,945
* BAKE ME BREAD
AND TOTE ME WATER *
384
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,246
* HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY *
385
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,915
* MY TRUE LOVE'S
A BLUE-EYED DAISY *
386
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,416
* MY TRUE LOVE'S
A BLUE-EYED DAISY *
387
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,018
* HEY, DE-OLE, DE-LITTLUM DAY *
388
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,552
* IF I DON'T GET HER,
I'LL GO CRAZY *
389
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,387
* IF I DON'T GET HER,
I'LL GO CRAZY *
390
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,357
* HEY, DE-OLE,
DE-LITTLUM DAY... *
391
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,996
BARNEY!
392
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,898
OH, THELMA,
HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
393
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,233
WHAT?
394
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,935
BABY, YOU AND I
HAVE DONE IT.
395
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,402
WHAT?
396
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,604
WE HAVE JUST SENT A ROMANTIC
SPACESHIP INTO ORBIT.
397
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,640
YOU MEAN ANDY AND KAREN?
398
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,142
HOW WONDERFUL.
399
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,410
YEAH. I JUST HAD A
LONG TALK WITH THE BOY
400
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,279
AND HE IS PLEASED,
VERY PLEASED.
401
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,480
ISN'T THAT NICE?
402
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,149
HI, BARNEY.
403
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,151
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
GOIN' ON ABOUT?
404
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,954
WELL, MA'AM, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU REALIZE IT OR NOT
405
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,089
BUT YOU HAVE HOOKED
A MIGHTY BIG FISH.
406
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,390
I WHAT?
407
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,692
I GUESS IT'S NO SECRET,
SO I'LL TELL YA--
408
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,229
KAREN,
YOU HAVE PASSED MUSTER.
409
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,631
BARNEY, DON'T YOU
HAVE TO GO?
410
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,033
NO, I AIN'T IN NO RUSH.
411
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,434
PASSED MUSTER?
412
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,070
WHAT DO YOU
MEAN BY THAT?
413
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,571
WELL...
414
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,306
KAREN AND I
HAVE THINGS TO DO.
415
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,707
WHY DON'T
WE MEET YOU LATER?
416
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,943
NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
GO AHEAD, BARNEY.
417
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,145
WELL, ANDY LIKES YOU.
HE LIKES YOU A LOT.
418
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,713
TOLD ME SO THIS MORNIN'.
419
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,317
TOLD ME ALL ABOUT LAST NIGHT
AND HOW WELL YOU TWO HIT IT OFF
420
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,685
WHAT ALL YOU HAD
IN COMMON--
421
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,053
YOU LIKE SINGIN'
422
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,721
AND BEING ABLE TO
MAKE GOOSEBERRY PIE
423
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,090
AND LIKIN' CHILDREN.
424
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,492
YOU ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION
JUST RIGHT.
425
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,195
I DID? YOU MEAN, I
WAS BEING AUDITIONED?
426
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,197
YEAH.
427
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,299
BARNEY, WHY DON'T YOU
GO ON PATROL?
428
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,667
I WANT TO TELL KAREN EVERYTHING.
NO, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
429
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,303
KAREN,
430
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,438
ANDY WANTED TO FIND
OUT ALL ABOUT YOU
431
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,739
AND HE SURE DID.
432
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,009
AND HE LIKES WHAT HE FOUND OUT.
433
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,510
YOU'RE A LUCKY GIRL.
434
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,145
OH, I KNOW.
435
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,584
HELLO?
436
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,386
WHY, HELLO, ANDY.
437
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,089
KAREN?
SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
438
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,591
ANDY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
439
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,560
LUCKY ME.
440
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,231
HELLO?
441
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,598
TOMORROW AFTERNOON?
442
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,500
WELL, I'M JUST
THRILLED TO PIECES
443
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,502
THAT YOU'D ASK ME
FOR A DATE, ANDY,
444
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,638
BUT I JUST WON'T
BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
445
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,673
WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO.
446
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,109
JUST A MINUTE.
WHAT IS IT?
447
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,677
I KNOW WHAT
HE'S INVITIN' YOU TO,
448
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,312
AND YOU CAN'T
TURN HIM DOWN.
449
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,513
OH, I CAN'T?
450
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,749
NO, NO. HE WANTS YOU
TO COME TO THE SKEET SHOOT
451
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,284
AND YOU GOTTA COME.
452
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,418
TO THE WHAT?
453
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,287
THE SKEET SHOOT.
DON'T YOU SEE?
454
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,655
HE WANTS YOU TO BE THERE
455
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:32,092
SO'S HE CAN SHOW OFF IN FRONT
OF YOU WITH HIS SHOOTIN'.
456
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,162
THAT'S AS GOOD AS SAYIN'
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE WITH HIM.
457
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,397
OH, I SEE.
458
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,731
I'M SORRY, ANDY.
459
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:42,135
UH, WHERE WAS IT YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO TAKE ME?
460
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:47,674
OH... WELL, OF COURSE,
I JUST LOVE SHOOTING.
461
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,577
I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR
ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.
462
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,182
Man: PULL.
463
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,650
PULL.
464
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,487
MISSED THEM BOTH, ANDY.
465
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,655
YEAH, HE'S SHOOTIN'
BEHIND THEM.
466
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,691
THIS CONTEST IS GOING TO
BE A SHOO-IN FOR YOU.
467
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,293
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
468
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,527
ARE YOU KIDDING?
469
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,162
YOU SEEN THAT
MISERABLE SHOOTIN'.
470
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,730
AIN'T NO WAY
FOR YOU TO LOSE.
471
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,732
YOU'RE GONNA WIN
THAT BIG CUP EASY, PAW.
472
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,167
WELL...
473
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,735
Man: PULL.
474
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,373
PULL.
475
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,111
MISSED AGAIN.
THAT WRAPS THEM UP.
476
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,680
ON THE FIRIN' LINE NEXT:
SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR.
477
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,083
WISH ME LUCK.
478
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,751
WHERE'S KAREN?
479
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,353
HUH?
480
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,557
SHOOTIN' AGAINST SHERIFF TAYLOR
481
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,859
IS MISS KAREN MOORE.
482
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,838
KAREN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
483
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,341
THEY TOLD ME THAT ANYONE
COULD ENTER THE CONTEST
484
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,109
SO I ENTERED.
485
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,877
BUT THIS IS A SKEET SHOOT.
486
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,812
WHY, YOU'LL HURT YOUR EARS.
487
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,714
WHAT'S YOUR COUSIN TRYIN' TO DO?
488
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,716
WHY DON'T WE JUST WATCH AND SEE?
489
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,453
Announcer: LEAD-OFF MAN
WILL BE SHERIFF TAYLOR.
490
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,122
ALL RIGHT, ANDY, STEP UP.
LET'S GO.
491
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,758
Man 2:
COME ON, ANDY, YOU CAN DO IT.
492
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,560
Man 3:
YOU SHOW 'EM, SHERIFF.
493
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,664
PULL.
494
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,603
PULL.
495
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,808
MISS MOORE. NEXT, PLEASE.
496
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,378
IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE
TO BACK OUT, KAREN.
497
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,580
AIN'T NO USE
TO MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
498
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,624
PULL.
499
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,361
Woman 1:
GOOD ONE, KAREN.
500
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,567
PULL.
501
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,938
SHE GOT 'EM BOTH.
SHE ACTUALLY HIT 'EM.
502
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,608
MY GOODNESS, THAT GIRL
CAN DO EVERYTHING.
503
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,476
YEAH, SHE CAN DO EVERYTHING.
504
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,515
PULL.
505
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,287
PULL.
506
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,458
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
507
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,727
THE OTHER DAY
WHEN WE WAS SHOOTIN' CROWS
508
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,629
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
TOUCH THE GUN.
509
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,831
WELL, YOU DIDN'T
OFFER, REMEMBER?
510
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,600
I BELIEVE IT'S
YOUR TURN, SHERIFF.
511
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,845
PULL.
512
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,656
PULL.
513
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,560
Man: MISS.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH PAW?
HE USUALLY DON'T MISS.
514
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,462
I'LL TELL YA
WHAT'S THE MATTER --
515
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,729
IT-IT'S A TRICK.
516
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,465
ANDY'S JUST
THROWIN' THE CONTEST
517
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,799
SO'S NOT TO MAKE HER
FEEL BAD.
518
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,335
WHY, ANDY WOULDN'T
DELIBERATELY LOSE.
519
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305
I'M SURPRISED
AT YOU, BARNEY.
520
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,308
LOSIN' TO A WOMAN...
JIMINY.
521
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,278
IT'S THE END OF AN ERA.
522
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,779
ANDY, PLEASE.
523
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:17,517
FOLKS, THIS IS THE FINAL PAIR
OF DOUBLES.
524
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,587
PULL.
525
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,523
MISS.
526
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,724
MISS MOORE, PLEASE.
527
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,028
Woman 2:
SHE'S WONDERFUL, ISN'T SHE?
528
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,597
Man 4:
SHE'S GOOD.
529
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,269
PULL.
530
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,906
FINAL SCORE:
531
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,309
23 HITS FOR
SHERIFF TAYLOR
532
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,312
25 FOR MISS MOORE--
A PERFECT SCORE.
533
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,052
QUIET! QUIET!
534
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,288
QUIET! SETTLE DOWN!
535
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,056
HERE YOU ARE,
MISS MOORE...
536
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,858
AND CONGRATULATIONS.
537
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,461
THAT WAS MIGHTY
GOOD SHOOTIN'.
538
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,999
WELL, I'LL SEE
YOU LATER, ANDY.
539
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,502
CONGRATULATIONS.
CARRY THAT FOR YA?
540
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,870
I'LL TAKE THAT.
541
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,639
YOU BEEN
HUMILIATED ENOUGH.
542
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,973
NOW, BARNEY...
543
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,008
I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED,
MISS CITY SLICKER.
544
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,910
TRYIN' TO MAKE A FOOL
OUT OF ANDY
545
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,512
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TOWN.
546
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,947
I WAS JUST TRYIN'
TO SHOW ANDY
547
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,549
HOW MUCH WE
HAVE IN COMMON.
548
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,717
YOU DID WANT TO KNOW
ALL ABOUT ME,
549
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,719
DIDN'T YOU?
NOW YOU KNOW.
550
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,488
BUT DO YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'?
551
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,391
I DON'T THINK I TRULY KNOW
ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOU.
552
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,360
LET'S SEE, NOW--
YOULIKE MUSIC.
553
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,594
WELL, I...
554
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,496
DO YOU LIKE OPERA, MODERN,
CLASSICAL?
555
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,565
I COULDN'T...
AND BOOKS--
556
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,099
DO YOU LIKE FICTION
OR NONFICTION?
557
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,034
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE
AMERICAN AUTHOR?
558
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,471
I, UH...
OH, AND PLEASE
559
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,872
JUST TELL ME ONE THING:
560
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,074
DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD EVER MAKE A LIVIN'
561
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,742
AT ANYTHING BESIDES SHERIFFIN'?
562
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:52,679
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY
ASKIN' YOU ALL THESE QUESTIONS,
563
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,747
BUT THESE ARE THINGS
I REALLY HAVE TO KNOW
564
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,449
SO I CAN EVALUATE YOU PROPERLY.
565
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,784
YOU KNOW, PASS MUSTER.
566
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,886
WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN'
TO DO HERE?
567
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,421
IT'S ALL
VERY SIMPLE.
568
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,856
WHEN MR. TAYLOR GAVE ME
THE THRILL AND HONOR
569
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,359
OF OKAYING ME
AS WORTHY OF HIS ATTENTIONS,
570
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,127
I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE AWFULLY NICE
571
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,463
IF I COULD AWARD HIM
THE SAME THRILL.
572
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,798
I'LL TELL YOU,
MR. TAYLOR,
573
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,766
I'LL CONSIDER ALL
OF YOUR QUALITIES
574
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,335
AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW
IF YOU MADE THE GRADE.
575
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,073
WELL,
OF ALL THE UNMITIGATED GALL.
576
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,775
YEP.
577
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,777
I SURE HAD IT.
578
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,413
YOU?
579
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,115
EVERYTHING THAT SHE DISHED OUT,
I HAD COMIN'.
580
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:32,051
WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE.
581
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,821
WELL, BARNEY, LET'S
JUST PUT IT LIKE THIS:
582
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,857
I JUST COME IN SECOND
IN ANOTHER CONTEST--
583
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,993
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES.
584
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,829
MAYBE SECOND AIN'T SO BAD.
585
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,764
HEY, KAREN, WAIT UP!
586
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,778
I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT.
587
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,747
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME YOU WAS
588
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,749
THE WOMAN SKEET SHOOTING
CHAMPION OF ARKANSAS?
589
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,452
SHE WANTED TO, BUT YOU NEVER
LET HER GET AROUND TO IT.
590
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,887
WELL, SHE SURE TOLD ME
GOOD WHEN SHE DID.
591
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,889
I HOPE YOU WEREN'T
TOO ANGRY, ANDY.
592
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,758
OF COURSE NOT.
THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU
593
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,626
TO COME OUT AND DO A LITTLE
TARGET PRACTICE WITH US.
594
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,194
I LIKE TO WATCH
A CHAMPION AT WORK.
595
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,729
DON'T YOU, BARN?
596
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,030
YEAH, SURE.
597
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,032
I KNOW HOW YOU ARE
WITH A SHOTGUN,
598
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,901
BUT HOW ARE YOU
WITH A PISTOL?
599
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,471
PRETTY GOOD.
600
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,714
WOW!
601
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,684
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL SOME
KIND OF FINE SHOOTIN'!
602
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,952
WELL, THANK YOU, ANDY.
HOW ABOUT THAT, BARN?
603
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,054
YEAH. OF COURSE,
IT AIN'T TOO DIFFICULT
604
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,157
WHEN YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE
TAKING CAREFUL AIM LIKE THAT.
605
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,826
OF COURSE,
IT'S ANOTHER STORY
606
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,695
WHEN YOU GOT TO MAKE
A QUICK DRAW.
607
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,563
SHOW IT TO US, BARNEY.
SHOW US A QUICK DRAW.
608
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:51,964
PLEASE, BARNEY.
YEAH!
609
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,566
YOU OUGHT TO SEE.
YEAH.
610
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,535
REAL GOOD?
YEAH.
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