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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,280 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:15,383 WITH RONNIE HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:18,086 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:26,160 * WHEN JOHN HENRY WAS A LITTLE BABY * 5 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,596 * SITTIN' ON HIS MAMMY'S KNEE * 6 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:32,600 * GIVE ONE LONG AND LOUD AND LONESOME WAIL * 7 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,836 * SAYS, THE HAMMER'LL BE THE DEATH OF ME, LORD, LORD * 8 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,339 * THE HAMMER'LL BE THE DEATH OF ME * 9 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,809 * JOHN HENRY SAYS TO HIS SHAKER * 10 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,578 * WELL, SHAKER, WHY DON'T YOU PRAY? * 11 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:48,416 * IF MY HAMMER MISS THIS LITTLE PIECE OF STEEL * 12 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:51,685 * TOMORROW'LL BE YOUR BURYIN' DAY, LORD, LORD * 13 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,821 * TOMORROW'LL BE YOUR BURYIN' DAY * 14 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,190 NOW, THAT OUGHT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, OTIS. 15 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:58,526 OH, THAT WAS JUST FINE, ANDY. 16 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,760 THANKS. 17 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,529 OH, MORNIN', BARN. 18 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,131 ANDY'S SINGING NOW. 19 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,133 BARNEY, PLAY ONE ON YOUR HARMONICA. 20 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,535 WHAT IS THIS, A JAIL OR A NIGHTCLUB? 21 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,503 IS HE SOBER ENOUGH TO LEAVE? 22 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:12,506 I DON'T KNOW -- OTIS, YOU FEEL UP TO FACING THE WORLD? 23 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:17,211 YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THE WORLD'S UP TO FACING ME. 24 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,481 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 25 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,250 HOW ABOUT CLEARING OUT, HUH? 26 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,417 SURE. SURE, BARNEY, SURE. 27 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,658 DON'T GO AWAY MAD, OTIS. 28 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,460 WANT ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE? 29 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:33,861 OH, BETTER NOT, ANDY. 30 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,864 THANKS FOR LETTING ME SLEEP IT OFF, THOUGH. 31 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,899 THAT'S OKAY. BEHAVE YOURSELF, NOW. 32 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,468 OH, I WILL. I WILL. 33 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,769 I'LL SEE YOU, OTIS. 34 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:42,903 BYE-BYE. 35 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,606 BARNEY, YOU WAS A MIGHT SHARP TO OL' OTIS. 36 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,675 SOMETHING AILING YOU THIS MORNING? 37 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,278 NO, NOTHING'S AILING ME THIS MORNING. 38 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,846 OHH, YOU'RE AS TOUCHY AS A OLD SETTIN' HEN. 39 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,648 I KNOW WHAT'LL PERK YOU UP. 40 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:55,916 GET A CUP OF COFFEE. 41 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,652 I'LL SING "THE WRECK OF THE OLD 97" FOR YOU. 42 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,155 LIKE THE FELLA SAYS, "MUSIC HATH CHARMS." 43 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:03,157 YOU CALL THEM DIPPY SONGS MUSIC? 44 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,492 WELL, THEY'RE FOLK MUSIC. 45 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:07,495 KINDA LIKE TRUE STORIES SET TO TUNES IS WHAT THEY ARE. 46 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,230 IF SOMEBODY DOES SOMETHING BRAVE 47 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,498 WHY NOT SING ABOUT IT? 48 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,166 BESIDES, YOU ALWAYS LIKED THEM BEFORE. 49 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,701 WELL, I DON'T LIKE THEM NOW. 50 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,169 THEY'RE HICK SONGS 51 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,670 AND THIS IS A HICK TOWN 52 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,306 AND I'M A HICK DEPUTY 53 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,574 DOING A HICK JOB IN A HICK JAIL! 54 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:24,512 BARNEY, SET DOWN RIGHT THERE. 55 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:30,584 NOW, SUPPOSE YOU TELL ME WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON? 56 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:33,187 HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NEW STATE POLICE BUILDING 57 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,588 OVER AT MOUNT PILOT? 58 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:35,856 NO, NOT YET. 59 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,592 ANDY, WE ARE SO FAR BEHIND THE TIMES 60 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,194 IT IS PITIFUL! 61 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,696 WHY, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A RADIO DISPATCHER 62 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,466 NOR A CRIME LAB NOR A FINGERPRINT FILE 63 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,768 OR A TELETYPE MACHINE OR A RADAR. 64 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,604 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A HEE-LEE-O-COPTER. 65 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:53,507 WELL, WE AIN'T GOT GUIDED MISSILES EITHER 66 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,443 BUT I DOUBT IF WE NEED THEM. 67 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:58,746 NOW, BARNEY, YOU GET THIS WAY EVERY NOW AND THEN. 68 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,281 IT -- IT'S JUST... 69 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,383 OH, UH... OH, ANDY? 70 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,784 MORNIN', MAYOR. 71 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,519 MEET OUR SHERIFF-- ANDY TAYLOR. 72 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,522 ANDY, THIS IS MR. FRED JENKINS OF THE F.B.I. 73 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:09,923 NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR. 74 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,525 MY PLEASURE, SHERIFF TAYLOR. 75 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,261 THIS IS MY DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE. 76 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,662 BARNEY. F.B.I. 77 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,465 YES, SIR, THESE ARE THE TWO MEN RESPONSIBLE. 78 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,732 WHAT'D WE DO? 79 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,000 YEAH, RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT? 80 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,869 THE RATE OF CRIME HERE IN MAYBERRY. 81 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,405 AND, I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED NEW EQUIPMENT! 82 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,807 SIR, WE'RE WORKING HERE UNDER VERY PRIMITIVE CONDITIONS. 83 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,809 WHY, WE AIN'T EVEN GOT A RADIO THAT -- 84 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,278 BARNEY, JUST A SECOND. 85 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,979 WHAT ABOUT OUR RATE OF CRIME? 86 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,815 IT'S THE LOWEST IN THE WHOLE DAD-BLAMED COUNTRY. 87 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,351 THAT'S RIGHT -- THE F.B.I.'s LATEST SURVEY SHOWS MAYBERRY 88 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:40,688 TO BE THE MOST CRIME-FREE COMMUNITY IN THE UNITED STATES. 89 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,424 ON BEHALF OF MR. HOOVER AND THE ENTIRE BUREAU 90 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,758 CONGRATULATIONS. 91 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,895 WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED AND FROM MR. HOOVER. 92 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,397 OLD J. EDGAR HIMSELF. 93 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,032 WE BETTER COME OVER HERE AND TALK ABOUT THIS. 94 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,501 THAT'S QUITE AN HONOR, YOU KNOW THAT, BARNEY? 95 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,503 THE CHIEF HAS SENT ME DOWN HERE 96 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:56,904 TO OBSERVE FIRSTHAND 97 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,507 JUST HOW YOU ACHIEVED THIS WONDERFUL RECORD. 98 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,409 WELL, FIRST OFF, I THINK THE CREDIT 99 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,511 OUGHT TO GO WHERE IT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS. 100 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,946 NOW, ANDY, YOU HAD JUST AS MUCH 101 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,815 TO DO WITH IT AS I DID. 102 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,483 WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT, BARNEY 103 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:10,751 BUT WHAT I HAD IN MIND 104 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,553 WAS THE FOLKS THAT LIVE HERE. 105 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,054 I THINK BARNEY AND ME IS JUST LUCKY 106 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,390 TO BE PEACE OFFICERS IN A COMMUNITY 107 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,526 OF LAW-ABIDIN', GOD-FEARIN' CITIZENS. 108 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,060 WHY, ABOUT THE MOST WE HAVE TO DO... 109 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,529 ANDY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE 110 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,063 FOR YOUR BARBERSHOP APPOINTMENT. 111 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,065 I AIN'T GOT NO BARBERSHOP APPOINTMENT. 112 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,567 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, ANDY. 113 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,537 YOU WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE PRESS PHOTOGRAPHERS. 114 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,805 I'M AFRAID A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PUBLICITY 115 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,407 IS INEVITABLE, SHERIFF TAYLOR. 116 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:36,410 WELL, MR. JENKINS, I WOULDN'T MAKE TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS. 117 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,078 OUR SHERIFF'S A VERY MODEST MAN. 118 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,080 THAT'S ONE OF YOUR TROUBLES, ANDY. 119 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,682 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOO MODEST. 120 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,950 YOU SHOULDN'T BE THAT WAY AT ALL. 121 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,553 TAKE A LITTLE CREDIT FOR THE THINGS YOU DO. 122 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:48,021 YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S THE WORD 123 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,958 THAT DESCRIBES US BEST -- MODEST. 124 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,426 AS YOU CAN SEE 125 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,463 WE DON'T GO IN FOR FANCY TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT HERE. 126 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,431 WE'RE JUST PLAIN, SIMPLE MEN 127 00:04:57,465 --> 00:05:00,334 FIGHTING ORGANIZED CRIME WITH RAW COURAGE. 128 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,836 STRONG, DETERMINED, RUGGED, FEARLESS... 129 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:03,971 AND MODEST. 130 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,373 I THINK THAT'S THE WORD 131 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,974 THAT DESCRIBES US BEST, YES. 132 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,345 WELL, SO JUST ABOUT THEN, THERE COME 133 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,980 A JERK ON MY LINE THAT LIKE TO SNATCHED ME 134 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,615 RIGHT OVER THE SIDE OF THAT BOAT. 135 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,018 I SAYS, "HOLD ON, BARNEY, WE HAVE DONE HOOKED US A WHALE." 136 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,620 I'LL BET HE WAS A CATFISH. 137 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,422 NO, SIR. HE WAS A CARP. 138 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,857 BIGGEST THING I EVER DID LAY EYES ON. 139 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,959 AND DON'T YOU THINK I DIDN'T HAVE A FIGHT ON MY HANDS. 140 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:29,062 A CARP? OH, THEY ARE FIGHTERS. 141 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,798 FIGHTING FISH. OH, I'LL SAY. 142 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,733 YEP, HE'S STILL IN THERE. 143 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,769 AND YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO INTERVIEW HIM. 144 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,372 OH, I'M SO THRILLED I'M GETTING A SCOOP. 145 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,773 AND MEETING A REAL HERO. 146 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:42,510 THE LOWEST CRIME RATE IN THE WHOLE UNITED STATES 147 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,877 AND HE RESPONSIBLE. 148 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,746 I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH, FLOYD. 149 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,848 THAT THERE WAS THE FIGHTIN'EST CRITTER 150 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,116 I EVER DID TANGLE WITH. 151 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,784 HE WASN'T ABOUT TO BE CAUGHT. 152 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,387 THEY'RE STRONG, THOSE CARPS... AND MEAN! 153 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,655 "WELL," I SAYS 154 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,790 "MR. CARP, YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH." 155 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,759 AND THEN... OH, HOW DO? 156 00:05:58,792 --> 00:05:59,793 WELL, MAYOR PIKE. 157 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:00,894 MISS WILLIAMSON 158 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,162 THIS IS SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR 159 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,897 AND OUR BARBER, FLOYD LAWSON. 160 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,098 HOW DO? 161 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,634 HOW DO YOU DO? 162 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,769 MISS WILLIAMSON WRITES FOR THE NEWSPAPER 163 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,170 OVER AT THE STATE CAPITAL. 164 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,105 PERHAPS YOU'VE READ MY COLUMN 165 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,608 "MEANDERING WITH MARGARET"? 166 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,876 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME A SECOND. 167 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,878 I HAVE SOMETHING TO CHECK UP ON. 168 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,748 WELL, PLEASE DO GO ON WITH THAT THRILLING EXPLOIT 169 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,616 YOU WERE TELLING MR. LAWSON. 170 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,753 OH, WELL, UH, UH... WHERE WAS I? 171 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,755 WELL, YOU WERE JUST SAYING 172 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,958 "MR. CARP, YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH." 173 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,493 OH, YES. 174 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,762 WELL, OLD CARP-- HE DIDN'T THINK SO. 175 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,029 NO? 176 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,499 NO. THE CLOSER I COME TO PULLING HIM IN 177 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,833 THE SCRAPPIER HE GOT. 178 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,502 FINALLY, I JUST REACHED DOWN 179 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,903 AND PICKED UP A AX 180 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,838 AND, WHAM, RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES. 181 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,808 YOU STRUCK HIM WITH AN AX? 182 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,543 THE BLUNT SIDE TO STUN HIM. 183 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,844 OH, THEY'RE TOUGH, THOSE CARPS! 184 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,112 OH, I TELL YOU! 185 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,814 WHAT DID YOU DO THEN? 186 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,116 I STRUNG HIM UP AND HAD MY PICTURE TOOK WITH HIM. 187 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,919 YOU STRUNG HIM UP RIGHT THEN AND THERE? 188 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,221 WELL, YES, MA'AM. THERE WAS A BIG OAK TREE 189 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,923 WITH A GOOD STOUT LIMB -- 190 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,659 OH, I RECKON SEVEN, EIGHT FEET OFF THE GROUND. 191 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,495 I THROWED A ROPE ACROSS IT 192 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:08,762 AND PULLED HIM UP. 193 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,163 AND BARNEY -- THAT'S MY DEPUTY -- 194 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,933 HE TOOK MY PICTURE STANDING BESIDE OF HIM 195 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,535 GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR. 196 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,936 IT TOOK ME ABOUT ALL MY STRENGTH I HAD 197 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,471 TO PULL THAT CARP UP 198 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,172 WHERE HE CLEARED THE GROUND. 199 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,674 THEY'RE BIG, THOSE CARPS. 200 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,010 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 201 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,078 WELL, I GOT A PICTURE HERE... 202 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,648 OH, NO, NO. PLEASE. 203 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,082 YOU KILLED HIM? 204 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,818 WELL, YES, MA'AM. ROUND THESE PARTS 205 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,786 WE FIGURE WE'RE DOING FOLKS A FAVOR 206 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,054 WHEN WE KILL A CARP. 207 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,489 THEY'RE A AWFUL NUISANCE. 208 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,724 PUSHY. THEY'RE AWFUL PUSHY. 209 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:37,791 OH, NOBODY LIKES A CARP. 210 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,628 WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEY MAY BE AN UNDESIRABLE ELEMENT 211 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:41,829 BUT GOOD HEAVENS. 212 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,230 YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND 213 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,832 KILLING THEM. 214 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,134 HOW YOU GETTING ALONG, MISS WILLIAMSON? 215 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,602 MAYOR PIKE, DO YOU KNOW 216 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,838 THAT MAN KILLED A CARP IN COLD BLOOD? 217 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,507 OH, I EXPECT ANDY'S KILLED MANY A CARP. 218 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,543 I HOPE HE GETS RID OF A LOT MORE OF THEM. 219 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,877 WE JUST DON'T LIKE THEM AROUND HERE. 220 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,278 WELL! I'M GOING HOME 221 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,748 WHERE THIS SORT OF THING COULD NEVER HAPPEN. 222 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:02,883 YOU MEAN YOU WOULDN'T KILL A CARP 223 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,151 WHERE YOU COME FROM? 224 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,619 OF COURSE NOT. 225 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,955 ANY MORE THAN WE'D KILL A PIKE. 226 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,158 OOH! 227 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,160 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? 228 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,095 HUH! WELL, THAT'S CITY FOLKS FOR YOU. 229 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,631 IF THEY WAS TO STUDY, THEY COULDN'T PICK 230 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,533 TWO ORNERIER FISH TO PROTECT. 231 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,802 WELL, WE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. 232 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,070 NOW, MR. JENKINS THINKS 233 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,673 WE OUGHT TO HOLD THAT CELEBRATION TOMORROW NIGHT. 234 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,074 WHAT CELEBRATION? 235 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,076 WHEN WE GIVE YOU AND BARNEY THE MEDALS! 236 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,811 MEDALS? NOW WAIT A MINUTE, MAYOR. 237 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,079 YOU'RE BLOWING THIS THING 238 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,547 WAY OUT OF PROPORTION. 239 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,549 YOU'RE GETTING FOLKS ALL STIRRED UP 240 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,685 OVER SOMETHING THAT AIN'T THAT IMPORTANT. 241 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,953 WELL, I'D CALL IT IMPORTANT-- WOULDN'T YOU, FLOYD? 242 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,822 WELL, I SURE WOULD -- I'M STIRRED UP 243 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,091 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. 244 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,325 PAW, I JUST HEARD. 245 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,326 HEARD WHAT? 246 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,061 GEE, PAW, YOU'RE A REAL HERO. 247 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,130 EVERY KID IN SCHOOL SAYS TO THANK YOU. 248 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,665 THANK ME 249 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,567 THE PRINCIPAL DECLARED A HOLIDAY 250 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,968 'CAUSE YOU AND BARNEY ARE BEING HONORED. 251 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,203 YOU GETTIN' A MEDAL, PAW? 252 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,105 NO, SON, I'M NOT. 253 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,673 YES, YOU ARE, ANDY. 254 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,209 I'VE ALREADY TOLD RAY WATSON TO GET STARTED WITH THEM. 255 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,844 WELL, YOU JUST TELL HIM TO GET UNSTARTED. 256 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,846 THERE AIN'T NOBODY GONNA PIN A MEDAL ON ME 257 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,114 FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO. 258 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,349 BUT YOU DID DO IT. 259 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,851 DID WHAT? 260 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,119 WHAT DID HE DO? 261 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,622 NOW, MAYOR, I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME. 262 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,323 BARNEY AND ME IS JUST LUCKY. 263 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,091 AND WE DON'T WANT ANY FUSSIN'. 264 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,661 NOW, I KNOW I SPEAK FOR BARNEY WHEN I SAY 265 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,295 WE DON'T WANT ANY MEDALS. 266 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,633 AIN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN THESE? 267 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,802 WELL, I CAN MAKE UP ANYTHING YOU WANT, BARNEY. 268 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,939 THESE ARE JUST SAMPLES OF OTHER MEDALS. 269 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,775 SAY, WHY DON'T I SKETCH OUT AN IDEA 270 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,310 AND SEE HOW YOU AND ANDY LIKE IT? 271 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,912 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, RAY. 272 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:41,048 REMEMBER, NOW, NOTHING GAUDY. 273 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,283 JUST PLAIN, SIMPLE SOLID GOLD. 274 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,852 NO DIAMONDS. 275 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,854 NOT FOR ME. 276 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,256 COURSE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO WORK SOMETHING OUT IN RUBIES 277 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,791 THAT'S MY BIRTHSTONE. 278 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,259 OKAY, BARNEY. 279 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,861 I'LL SEE YOU, RAY. 280 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,395 SAY HELLO TO YOUR MOTHER. 281 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,997 THANK YOU. I WILL. 282 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,398 OH, WHERE WAS I? 283 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,868 YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO SUM UP. 284 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,135 OH, YEAH. UH-HUH. 285 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,404 WELL, I GUESS, TO SUM IT UP 286 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,406 YOU COULD SAY THERE'S THREE REASONS 287 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,142 WHY THERE'S SO LITTLE CRIME IN MAYBERRY. 288 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,144 THERE'S ANDY... 289 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,146 AND THERE'S ME... 290 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,148 AND BABY MAKES THREE. 291 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,417 SAY, THAT'S KIND OF A GOOD PHRASE 292 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,887 IF YOU'D LIKE TO WRITE THAT DOWN. 293 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,354 I'LL REMEMBER IT. 294 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,024 SHERIFF TAYLOR? 295 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,425 UH, UH... NO. 296 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,427 DEPUTY SHERIFF FIFE. 297 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,030 "BARNEY" TO YOU GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS. 298 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,965 JOE LAYTON, INTERCONTINENTAL NEWS. 299 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,034 HOW SOON WILL SHERIFF TAYLOR BE BACK? 300 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,435 OH, ANY MINUTE NOW. 301 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,039 MEANTIME, IS THAT A PRETTY GOOD CAMERA? 302 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,440 YEAH. WHY? 303 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,910 WELL, IT'S JUST THAT MY FAST DRAW 304 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,045 HAS NEVER BEEN SUCCESSFULLY PHOTOGRAPHED. 305 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,781 ALL THEY BEEN ABLE TO GET SO FAR 306 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,783 IS A SORT OF A BLUR. 307 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,051 DEPUTY? 308 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,319 OH, I'M SORRY. 309 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,055 THIS IS MR. JENKINS OF THE F.B.I. 310 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,457 MR. JOE LAYTON, INTERCONTINENTAL NEWS SERVICE. 311 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,059 MR. LAYTON. 312 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,128 WHY DON'T YOU RUN OVER TO THE BARBERSHOP 313 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,096 AND SEE WHAT'S KEEPING SHERIFF TAYLOR? 314 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,464 I'LL LOOK AFTER THINGS HERE. 315 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,833 OH, OKAY. 316 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,468 I GUESS I CAN TRUST THE F.B.I. 317 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,904 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 318 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,344 I THOUGHT THAT CLOWN WOULD TALK MY ARM OFF. 319 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,946 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 320 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,081 CASING THE ROADS IN AND OUT OF TOWN. 321 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,083 THEY GO FOR THE F.B.I. BIT? 322 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,352 DIDN'T EVEN ASK TO SEE MY IDENTIFICATION. 323 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,954 UH-HUH. WHAT'S THE SCHEDULE? 324 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,989 BIG HERO CELEBRATION TOMORROW NIGHT. 325 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,859 EVERYBODY WILL BE THERE HONORING THEIR TWO LAWMEN. 326 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,361 WE CAN WALK AWAY WITH EVERY DIME IN THIS TOWN. 327 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,963 THEY REALLY BOUGHT IT, HUH? 328 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,965 WELL, THEY THINK THEY'VE STRUCK OIL. 329 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,833 THIS IS JUST TOO EASY. 330 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,177 ANDY! ANDY, THEY'VE DONE IT! THEY'VE DONE IT! 331 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,880 DONE WHAT? THEY'VE MADE A LEGEND OUT OF US IN OUR OWN TIME! 332 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,882 THEY'VE WRITTEN A FOLK SONG ABOUT US! 333 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,250 "THE BALLAD OF ANDY AND BARNEY, 334 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,219 OR THE GANGSTERS' MISTAKE." 335 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,488 IF THAT AIN'T THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I -- 336 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,990 OH, NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE NOW, 337 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,758 IT'S NOT TOO BAD -- TRY IT FROM THE TOP. 338 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,393 THE TUNE IS LIKE "FRANKIE AND JOHNNY." 339 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,361 WHAT FOOLISHNESS WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? 340 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,097 GO 'HEAD. 341 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,066 * ANDY AND BARNEY WERE LAWMEN * 342 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,103 * BRAVEST YOU EVER DID SEE * 343 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,305 * WARNED EVERY CROOK IN THE RECORD BOOK * 344 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,008 * TO STAY OUT OF MAYBERRY * 345 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,442 * THEY WERE THE LAW * 346 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,844 * YES, THEY WERE THE LAW * 347 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,512 * AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW FEAR 348 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,880 THROW THAT THING IN THE TRASH. 349 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,281 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, ANDY, IT GETS BETTER 350 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,883 IN THE SECOND VERSE -- LISTEN TO THIS -- 351 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,385 * PRETTY BOY FLOYD COME A-RIDING * 352 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,223 * DILLINGER, TOO, BIG AS LIFE * 353 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,392 * THEY WEREN'T ALONE -- THERE WAS AL CAPONE * 354 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,029 * AND IN BACK OF MACK THE KNIFE * 355 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,097 * THEY RODE -- 356 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,900 BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY, HOLD IT! 357 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,068 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 358 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,937 WHO EVER WROTE THAT DID IT FOR A JOKE! 359 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,806 I DID NOT! 360 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,241 YOU WROTE IT? 361 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,043 WELL, ANDY, THE WAY I FIGURE, 362 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,211 WHY TAKE A CHANCE ON BECOMING A LEGEND? 363 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,546 THIS WAY WE'RE SURE! 364 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,150 BARNEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE FOLK SONGS. 365 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,052 OH, ANDY, LIKE YOU SAID YOURSELF, 366 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,987 IF SOMEBODY DOES SOMETHING BRAVE, 367 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,155 WHY NOT SING ABOUT IT? 368 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,057 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 369 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,324 OH, NO? 370 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,127 WE'RE ONLY BEING HONORED BY THE FBI IS ALL. 371 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,363 BARNEY, THAT'S FOR THE TOWN! 372 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,299 YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO WEAR 373 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,068 THE MANTLE OF POPULARITY, DO YOU? 374 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,602 BARNEY. 375 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,137 RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS, THAT'S IT, 376 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,006 TRY TO KEEP TOGETHER THERE, THAT'S IT, FINE -- 377 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,575 YES, NO STRAGGLERS, NOW -- JUST COME AROUND HERE. 378 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,177 THAT'S IT. 379 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,979 FLOYD, WHAT'S GOING ON? 380 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,214 FOLKS, ARE YOU EVER IN LUCK. 381 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,951 BOTH OF OUR FAMOUS PEACE OFFICERS ARE ON DUTY. 382 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,621 NOW, THIS BIG FELLA HERE IS SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR. 383 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,525 HE'S BETTER KNOWN AS "DEADEYE" ANDY. 384 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,528 HE IS PROBABLY THE GREATEST LAWMAN SINCE WYATT EARP 385 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,198 AND THAT LITTLE WIRY FELLA WEARING THAT BIG... 386 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,534 THAT IS DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE. 387 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,204 FLOYD, COULD I SEE YOU OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE? 388 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,107 UH-OH. WHEN SHERIFF TAYLOR ASKS YOU TO STEP OUTSIDE 389 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,408 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 390 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,376 THAT USUALLY A GUN DUEL ON MAIN STREET. 391 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,412 HOWEVER, HE DOESN'T SHOOT HIS FRIENDS-- 392 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,582 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE UNARMED. 393 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:13,286 SO, I... I GUESS MAYBE I'LL BE, UH... COMING BACK. 394 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,388 EXCUSE US. 395 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,224 EXCUSE US. 396 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,997 WELL, FRIENDS, AS MR. LAWSON TOLD YOU 397 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,299 I'M DEPUTY SHERIFF BARNEY FIFE -- 398 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,468 ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE A NICKNAME 399 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,005 I'VE BEEN STUCK WITH AND CAN'T SEEM TO LOSE. 400 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,540 IT'S "FAST GUN" FIFE. 401 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,310 I NOTICED SOME OF YOU WERE STARING AT THIS GUN. 402 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,579 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT THEM OFF THE NEW ORLEANS BUS? 403 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,713 IT MADE A REST STOP. 404 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,583 ALL I DID WAS ASK IF THEY WANTED TO SEE A FAMOUS LANDMARK 405 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,652 AND A COUPLE OF LEGENDARY CHARACTERS. 406 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,188 FLOYD, YOU DRUG THOSE FOLKS IN THERE FOR NOTHING. 407 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,323 I DID NOT. I CHARGED THEM 408 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,925 TWO BITS APIECE. 409 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,460 NOW, THAT'S DOWNRIGHT DISHONEST. 410 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,062 WELL, THEY'RE GETTING THEIR MONEY'S WORTH. 411 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,565 FLOYD, YOU ALL ARE LETTING THIS THING GET WAY OUT OF HAND. 412 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,201 BESIDES, ANDY, THIS HAS ALL BEEN OFFICIALLY APPROVED 413 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,205 BY THE GREATER MAYBERRY HISTORICAL SOCIETY AND TOURIST BUREAU. 414 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,507 THEY'RE HAVING A MEETING RIGHT NOW IN THE MAYOR'S OFFICE. 415 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,142 AND YOUR AUNT BEE IS THE CHAIRWOMAN. 416 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:13,480 THE GREATER MAYBERRY HISTORICAL SOCIETY AND TOURIST BUREAU? 417 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:17,617 LIMITED. IT WILL BE WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH THEM. 418 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,152 All: AYE. 419 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,354 THEN THE MOTION HAS BEEN MADE AND CARRIED. 420 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,223 OUR SOUVENIR BOOKLETS WILL FEATURE 421 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,025 THE LIFE STORY OF ANDY AND BARNEY 422 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,426 COMPLETE WITH PICTURES. 423 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,161 GOOD, THAT WILL BRING IN REVENUE. 424 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,429 AND I TOOK THE LIBERTY 425 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,431 OF BRINGING ALONG THE FAMILY ALBUM. 426 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,166 THERE'S SOME DARLING PICTURES 427 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,434 OF ANDY GROWING UP. 428 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,570 OH, LET'S SEE. 429 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,507 WELL, NATURALLY, WE WON'T USE THAT ONE. 430 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,311 CAREFUL. DON'T TEAR IT. 431 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,580 I'LL NEVER GET HIM TO POSE LIKE THAT AGAIN. 432 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,649 LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE YOU GOT THERE. 433 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,418 OH, NOW THERE'S A GOOD ONE. 434 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,653 OH, THAT'S A DANDY. 435 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,188 SO LIFELIKE. 436 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,589 IT'S WONDERFUL. 437 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,191 OH, ANDY, YOU'RE HERE. 438 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,593 YES, MA'AM. NOW, JUST WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 439 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,662 OH, NOW, ANDY, YOU JUST GET BACK TO WIPING OUT CRIME 440 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,264 AND MAKING MAYBERRY FAMOUS 441 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,598 AND LEAVE THE REST TO US. 442 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,334 WE'LL GET A LOT OF BUSINESS 443 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,668 FROM THE TOURISTS. 444 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,669 WELL, RIGHT NOW, 445 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,039 THE TOURISTS ARE GETTING THE BUSINESS FROM US. 446 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,274 THERE'S A WHOLE COVEY OF THEM DOWNSTAIRS 447 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,409 PAID TWO BITS A HEAD TO SEE OUR JAIL. 448 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,211 ONLY THERE AIN'T NOTHING TO SEE 449 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,479 BUT SOME EMPTY CELLS. 450 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,148 NOW, THIS IS DOWNRIGHT SILLY. 451 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,250 WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN BARNEY TELL THEM 452 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,484 ABOUT TWO EMPTY CELLS? 453 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:28,155 NOW, THESE ARE OUR MAXIMUM SECURITY CELLS. 454 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,057 FOLKS, THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP 455 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,193 OUR MOST INCORRIGIBLE PRISONERS. 456 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,563 THESE CELLS ARE ABSOLUTELY ESCAPE-PROOF. 457 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,798 NOW, I HAVE SOME COPIES HERE 458 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,500 I PRINTED UP MYSELF 459 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,037 THAT TELL THE STORY OF HOW WE STRUCK FEAR 460 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:48,641 INTO THE HEARTS OF SOME OF OUR MOST DANGEROUS GANGSTERS. 461 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,829 UH-UH. DO YOU SEE HOW WE'VE GOT THE CRIMINALS 462 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,132 AROUND HERE INTIMIDATED? 463 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,666 THE MINUTE THEY COMMIT A CRIME 464 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,468 THEY KNOW THAT CAPTURE IS INEVITABLE. 465 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,604 AND THEY JUST COME IN AND LOCK THEMSELVES UP. 466 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,739 BACK, YOU SAVAGE KILLER! BACK! 467 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,474 YOU'RE RIGHT. 468 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,076 I AM A KILLER. 469 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,312 I JUST KILLED A WHOLE PINT. 470 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,050 THAT'S THE END OF THE TOUR, FOLKS. 471 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,424 HOW'D IT GO? 472 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:41,228 FABULOUS. THE ONLY THING, I ALMOST BROKE UP 473 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,829 WHEN I GOT A LOOK AT THAT BANK VAULT. 474 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,297 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 475 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,832 OLD? I'LL BET SHERMAN CRACKED IT 476 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,567 ON HIS MARCH TO THE SEA. 477 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,569 YOU MAY NOT HAVE TO USE A TORCH. 478 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,838 FRED, I'VE HAD BEER CANS GIVE ME MORE TROUBLE 479 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,706 THAN THAT THING WILL -- FIVE MINUTES... 480 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,708 WELL, SHERIFF TAYLOR, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 481 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,310 MR. LAYTON, MR. JENKINS. 482 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,179 EVERYBODY TREATIN' YOU ALL RIGHT? 483 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,580 YEAH. YOU BET. 484 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,215 I GUESS THE TOWN'S ALL READY 485 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,850 FOR THE BIG CELEBRATION TONIGHT. 486 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,653 SURE DO WISH YOU FELLAS HADN'T PICKED ON MAYBERRY. 487 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,288 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 488 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,557 AS THE MOST CRIME-FREE COMMUNITY. 489 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,626 OH, YEAH. YOU DESERVE IT. WELL... 490 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,727 SAY, HOW ABOUT A PICTURE OF YOU TWO? 491 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,397 YOU KNOW, THE F.B.I. SHAKING HANDS WITH THE SHERIFF? 492 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,533 WELL, I'D BE PROUD IF MR. JENKINS DON'T MIND. 493 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,135 NO, NOT AT ALL. 494 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,670 WOULD YOU STEP OVER THERE, PLEASE? 495 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,138 IS RIGHT HERE ALL RIGHT? 496 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,140 YOU SURE IT'S NOT PUTTIN' YOU OUT? 497 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,408 NOT A BIT. 498 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,809 SHAKE HANDS, PLEASE. THAT'S RIGHT. 499 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,279 WAIT WHILE I GET A LITTLE FOCUS HERE. 500 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,680 LET'S HAVE A SMILE. 501 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,148 READY? GO. 502 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,416 THERE WE ARE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 503 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,817 WELL, MUCH OBLIGED. 504 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,286 I ENJOYED THAT. 505 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,620 WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME 506 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,522 I GOT LITTLE DUTIES TO ATTEND TO. 507 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,890 YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 508 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,593 SEE YOU TONIGHT. 509 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,362 HERE'S THE TIMETABLE FOR TONIGHT. 510 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,798 SOON AS I START MY SPEECH, YOU CAN SLIP AWAY. 511 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,566 I'LL SPEAK FOR 15 MINUTES. 512 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,468 THEN I'LL MAKE MY PRESENTATION TO THE MAYOR. 513 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,305 AND THEN I'LL GIVE THE MEDALS TO OUR TWO HEROES... 514 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,309 WELL, THANK YOU, 515 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,212 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF OUR FAIR CITY. 516 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,947 THIS IS INDEED A MEMORABLE DAY FOR MAYBERRY. 517 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,617 AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY HEARD BY NOW 518 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,886 WE ARE ACCREDITED WITH HAVING THE LEAST CRIME ACTIVITY 519 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,889 OF ANY CITY OUR SIZE IN AMERICA. 520 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,395 THANK YOU. 521 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,732 NOW, NATURALLY, WE'RE JUSTLY PROUD OF THIS RECORD 522 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,701 AND TO SPEAK TO US FURTHER ON THIS SUBJECT 523 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,272 IS A VERY DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN FROM THE F.B.I. 524 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,806 MR. FRED JENKINS! 525 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,444 MR. JENKINS. 526 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,816 MAYOR PIKE, DISTINGUISHED GUESTS 527 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,852 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 528 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,722 ORGANIZED CRIME FEARS THE BRAVE, THE HONEST, 529 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,724 THE INCORRUPTIBLE LAWMAN. 530 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,826 AND THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE HERE 531 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,396 IN YOUR FAIR COMMUNITY OF MAYBERRY. 532 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,570 YES, MY FRIENDS 533 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,705 YOU HAVE MUCH TO BE PROUD OF 534 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,974 IN THOSE TWO SPLENDID EXAMPLES 535 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,976 OF AMERICAN MANHOOD. 536 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,470 AND I SAY TO YOU THAT NO CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION 537 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,740 NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL, NO MATTER HOW RUTHLESS 538 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,875 NO MATTER HOW FAR IT MAY REACH 539 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,378 CAN STAND UP AGAINST THE FEARLESS 540 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,348 THE DEVOTED, THE DEDICATED PEACE OFFICER. 541 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,916 WE DEFY THE MAFIA! 542 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,530 WELL, COME IN, MR. LAYTON. 543 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,332 COME ON IN. 544 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,600 AND CONGRATULATIONS. 545 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,669 YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO IN 15 MINUTES 546 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,003 WHAT THIS TOWN'S BEEN TRYING 547 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,673 TO DO FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS. 548 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,940 WHAT'S THAT? 549 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,709 OPEN THE DOOR TO THIS VAULT. 550 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,043 SEE, THE COMBINATION WAS LOST 551 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,812 AND THE COMPANY THAT BUILT IT 552 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,080 WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. 553 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,815 AND WE'D JUST ABOUT GIVE UP HOPE 554 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,417 OF EVER GETTIN' HER OPEN. 555 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,419 BUT IF... IF... 556 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,421 HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 557 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,690 OH, I COME IN THE BACK DOOR. 558 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,426 SEE, WE CUT THAT IN WHEN WE FOUND OUT 559 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,661 WE COULDN'T COME IN ANY OTHER WAY. 560 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,564 COME ON. 561 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,900 OH, NOW, CHEER UP, BARNEY. 562 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,702 I WAS JUST LUCKY, IS ALL. 563 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,737 IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN IN MY SHOES 564 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,706 YOU'D HAVE SEEN THROUGH 'EM 565 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,441 JUST THE SAME AS I DID. 566 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,842 YOU THINK SO? 567 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,844 WELL, SURE! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO 568 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,979 THAT SPECIAL AGENTS FOR THE F.B.I. 569 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,582 DON'T ALLOW THEIR PICTURES TO BE TOOK. 570 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,685 WELL, YEAH. SURE. 571 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,587 RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS. 572 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,055 HEY, SHAPE UP, BARNEY. 573 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,757 HERE COMES ANOTHER TOUR. 574 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,126 STEP RIGHT IN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 575 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,828 I'M DEPUTY SHERIFF FIFE 576 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,131 AND THIS IS SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR. 577 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,033 NOW, THESE OVER HERE 578 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,135 ARE OUR MAXIMUM SECURITY CELLS. 579 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,638 IN THESE CELLS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 580 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,173 WE KEEP OUR MOST INCORRIGIBLE PRISONERS. 581 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,643 THEY WERE CAPTURED ONLY LAST NIGHT 582 00:22:56,676 --> 00:23:00,580 AFTER ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT PIECES OF DETECTIVE WORK 583 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,682 IN THE HISTORY OF CRIME DETECTION. 584 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,666 * IN A JAILHOUSE, DOWN IN DIXIE * 585 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,635 * FIGHTIN' CRIME AND RISKIN' LIFE * 586 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,472 * DWELLED A SHERIFF AND HIS BUDDY * 587 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,441 * PISTOL-PACKING BARNEY FIFE * 588 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,478 * OH, MY DARIN', OH, MY DARIN' * 589 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,213 * OH, MY DARIN' BARNEY FIFE 590 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,116 * HE'S A DEADLY CRIMESTOPPER * 591 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,086 * WHAT A COPPER, BARNEY FIFE * 592 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,490 * THEN ONE DAY THERE COME A RIDING * 593 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:46,125 * TWO BAD MEN TO ROB A BANK * 594 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:49,696 * BUT FIFE WAS TRICKY, A DEAD-EYE DICKY * 595 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:52,532 * NOW THEY'RE LOCKED-UP IN THE TANK * 596 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,635 * OH, MY BARNEY, OH, MY BARNEY * 597 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,638 * HAD A JAIL AND COULDN'T LOCK IT * 598 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:01,608 * HAD ONE BULLET FOR HIS PISTOL * 599 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,677 * HAD TO KEEP IT IN HIS POCKET ** 42753

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