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Visit Mike Vernon Motorsat 13631 Valley Boulevard.
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That's 13631 Valley Boulevardin Garden Grove.
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And now, for our reportfrom the freeways,to Don Edwards
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and KBMJ's eye in the sky.Come in, Don.
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Thanks, Dick,
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things seem to bepretty normal on ourSouthland freeways,
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which is to say they'rejust about filled to capacity
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at this hour of the morning.
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There's a reportof a stalled vehiclein the number two lane
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of the inboundSan Diego Freewayjust south of Mulholland.
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And we also havea report of an accident
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approximately half a milewest of the 605 junction
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of the Santa Ana Freeway.
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Both vehicles are now upon the center divider.
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Traffic is still slowand go in that area.
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Traffic is alsoheavily congested
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on the westboundVentura Freeway
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from Woodman to Balboadue to construction.
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And we understandthis condition will lastuntil 3:00 this afternoon.
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Don Edwards in Airwatch 3.Back to you.
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Thanks, Don.
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The weather for today,as promised,
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is a carbon copyof yesterday's,
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low overcast this morning,clearing by 11:00.
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The NationalWeather Bureau says
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the high todaywill be about 74,
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low tonight in the high 50s.
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At the beaches,temperatures will stayin the pleasant 70s.
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Water temperaturein the 60s.
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The APCD predicts lightto moderate eye irritation,
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as if you hadn'talready noticed.
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I have.
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And you know something?
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You know how muchyour dog likes meat?
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Well, make surethat's what he's getting...
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Grocery carddouble discount value
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I mention each week,
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is not one of a kind.
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It's only one of hundredsof double discounts
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always availableat Grocery Cart.
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The Giant 49...
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At the first sign of anyhemorrhoidal discomfort
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treatment shouldbegin at once.
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Remarkably successful resultshave been obtained
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with a doctor-proven...
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Five to three.
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St. Louis, 6,the Giants, 4.
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Milwaukee defeatedthe Royals, 4 to 3.
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Texas edgedthe Yankees, 5 to 4.
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Pittsburgh andthe Padres rained out.
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The Dodgers andAngels were both idle.
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In golf, Dave Brewerhas a one-stroke lead
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after the first roundof the Toronto Classic.
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He shot a 5-under-par 67
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with Lee Trevinoone stroke back at 68.
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Three others tiedfour strokes offthe pace at 71.
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Say, does your carneed a new muffleror new shock absorbers?
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You knowabout these census forms
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...that the CensusBureau has sent outto us all to fill in, right?
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That will bethe basis of this...
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Census District Office.
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I would likesome information.
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I'm filling out mycensus form right now
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and I have an awful problem.
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And I was wondering,can somebody help me?
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Go ahead.
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Thanks. Oh, you'regonna answer my question?
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- Yes.- Oh, good.
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First of all,I just wanted to say, uh,
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I don't mind beingcounted as an American.
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I'm one ofthe silent majority.
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But I wish you hadmade some of thosequestions multiple choice.
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Now, the question was, um,
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are you the headof the family?
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Well, quite frankly,the day I married that woman
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that, unfortunately,I've been married tofor the last 25 years...
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Oh!
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Well, it's true.
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Well, I lost the positionas head of the family.
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You see, what I do...I stay home. I hate working.
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I hate going outand seeing people
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and getting involvedin the rat raceand things like that.
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So she works andI do the housework
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and take care of the babiesand things like that.
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And so, I was wondering,you wanted honest answers.
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Now, what I did, Ipenciled in all of the marks
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that you wanted marksin these circles herethat I see in front of me.
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I penciled it in first,but I said,
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"No, that's being dishonest.
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"I'm really notthe head of the family,
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"and yet I'mthe man of the family."
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Although there arepeople in the neighborhoodwho would question that.
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But nevertheless,I was wondering,
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how should Ianswer that question?
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Well, if youdon't consider yourselfhead of the household,
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and you think that your wifeoccupies that position,
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I would suggest you putyour wife's name there.
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Yes, butthat's so embarrassing.
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What will you peoplethink when I send it?
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Nobody is evengoing to know.
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Are you sure?
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I'm positive.No one will know about that.
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We won't know youfrom Adam's house cat.
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I know.But there are peoplein my neighborhood...
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They will neversee that form.
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Are you sure?
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No onein your neighborhoodwill ever find out.
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I don't want peopleto know about that.
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Quite frankly, I'velived like this for 15 years,
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and I admit,I wear a house dress.
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It's so much easierto pick up stuffin a house dress,
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and, you know, slippers.
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And, quite frankly,I've adopted most...
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Talk about pollution.
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...of the averagehousewife,
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and I'd hate foranybody to know that.
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Anyway, it'svery embarrassing,so would you...
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All informationthat you include onthat form is confidential.
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...800,000 others.
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So it would be all right?I wanna be honest with you.
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I'm really notthe head of the family.
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She doesn't knowI'm calling.
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That woman justdrives me up the walland over the other side.
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I like doing this justto get even with her.
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You know how women arebefore you marry them.They're so nice.
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And suddenly theybecome so aggressive.
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I mean, she became soaggressive afterward.
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Just took over everything.I mean...
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Oh, no.
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I'm afraid of her,you see.
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I've been wantingto divorce her.
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The first sixmonths of marriage,I knew I made a mistake.
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But no, I gotahold of this first,before she did.
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I thought,"Well, I'll answer it."
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But I wanted tobe honest about it,
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and I'm a man of conscience,
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so I wanted to make sure,
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if I put down I'mthe head of the family,
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nobody would knowthe difference, right?
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No.
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I'll put it down...
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I really like you.Are you married?
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Hey!
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When you get married,
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don't be like that whippothat I married.
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Would you?
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I'll try my best not to be.
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All right.
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Thank you so much.It's nice talking to you.
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You're welcome.
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- Goodbye.- Goodbye.
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This is Mr. Whittington.
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You were talking to a Mr...
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Oh, Valenti, the manwho blows bicycle pump
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on the Ted Mack
Original Amateur Hour. Yes.
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Yes, well, uh, I'vebeen trying to get in touchwith Mr. Mack myself.
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Because,well, I've tried to...
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Huh.
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Well, I play musicon something unusual myself.
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Of course,we're always lookingfor original amateur talent.
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Mr. Valenti isunusual for the fact
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that he not onlyblows Oh, Johnny
on the bicycle pump,
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but also does nail fileon a high, flat table,
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and also playsthe vacuum cleaner nozzle
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It's a Great
Day for the Irish.
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You say you dosomething unusual?Yes.
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Well, what do you do,may I ask?
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I play meat.
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- You what?- I play meat.
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You play meat?
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Yes, meat.
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You know, beef and pork.
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That's sick, man.
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M-E-A-T, meat?
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Yes.
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It may sound a little strange.
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Yeah. I don't meanto hurt your feelings,
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but I've neverheard of anybodywho plays meat.
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A lot of peoplethink it's strange.
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Yes,I can understand that.
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No offense.Are you serious about this?
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Yes. Yes.
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I've worked here asan assistant butcher
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and I've found ina cold storage locker...
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Yes, sir.
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Whatever you want,
I got it.
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What do you want?
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Fill it with ethyl.
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If Ethel don't mind.
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Want me to check
under the hood
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Uh, please. Yes.
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Looks like you could use
a new radiator hose.
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Where have I
heard that before?
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I'll get one later,
thanks.
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You're the boss.
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Not in my house, I'm not.
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Attendant?
Yes, sir?
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You got change
for the telephone?
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Yes, sir.
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I'll get you
the rest later?
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Be with you
in a minute.
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Operator.
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Operator, I'd like to
call 659-0716, collect.
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Uh, Dave Mann.
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The number here is 238-2098.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me.
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Honey?
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It's me.
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What's the matter?Did you have an accident?
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No, it's nothing like that.
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Well, what happened?
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Well,
nothing happened.
I just, uh...
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Well, I just wanted
to, uh, apologize.
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You don't have
to apologize.
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I know I don't have to.I wanted to.
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When I left
the house this morning,
you were asleep,
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so I just wanted
to call you up and
tell you that, uh,
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I, uh... I'm sorry
about last night.
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Oh, I really don't
want to talk about it.
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Well...
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Don't you think
maybe we ought to?
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No, because
if we talk about it,
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we'll just get into a fight,
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and you wouldn't
want that, would you?
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Of course not.
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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Oh, never mind.
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Uh, just a minute.
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I know what it's
supposed to mean.
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It means that you
think that I should go out
and call Steve Henderson up
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and challenge him
to a fistfight or something.
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No, of course not.
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But, honey, I think
you could have at least
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said something to
the man last night.
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I mean, after all, he was
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practically trying to rape me
in front of the whole party.
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Oh, come on, honey.
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Just forget it.
You gonna be home by 6:30?
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If Forbes lets me go in time.
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Is it that important
that you see him?
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He's leaving for
Hawaii in the morning.
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The way he's been
griping to the front office,
if I don't reach him today,
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I could lose the account.
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You said there
would be no problem
about getting home on time.
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There probably won't be.
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It's your mother.
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God knows she'snot coming to see me.
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Honey, I said there probably
won't be a problem.
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Well, just be on time, okay?
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All right.
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Okay, I'll be there.
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Here's your card, sir.
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Be with you in a second.
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You save
them stamps?
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No, thanks.
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Good enough.
Come back, now.
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Will do.
260
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,861
I gave you the road.
Why don't you take it?
261
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,207
Why don't you go?
262
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,528
Oh, boy, you're beautiful.
263
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,174
I don't believe it.
264
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,803
I don't believe it.
265
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,350
I'm in no mood to play games.
266
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:12,608
Let's go.
267
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,811
Well, it's about time,
Charlie!
268
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,484
My God.
269
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,784
Jesus.
270
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,247
Come on,
you miserable fathead.
271
00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:13,582
Get that fat-ass
truck out of my way.
272
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,098
Well, I'm never going to make
that appointment now.
273
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,541
You miserable...
274
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:06,133
Okay. Okay.
275
00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:07,469
You want to play games.
276
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,611
You all right, mister?
277
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:42,288
Yeah. Yeah, except...
278
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,199
Oh, my neck.
279
00:25:44,299 --> 00:25:45,993
You got a whiplash,
probably.
280
00:25:46,093 --> 00:25:47,952
Yeah. It's all right.
281
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,544
He's all right.
282
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,546
What happened?
283
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,175
That truck driver
tried to kill me.
284
00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:03,844
Kill you? Go on.
285
00:26:03,944 --> 00:26:06,301
He chased me down the mountain
286
00:26:06,401 --> 00:26:08,931
at nearly 90 miles an hour.
287
00:26:09,031 --> 00:26:10,933
I don't know what
else you'd call it.
288
00:26:11,033 --> 00:26:12,860
Tried to kill you.
289
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,982
It sure looks like
you got whiplash.
Oh, it's...
290
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,357
You got the whiplash,
all right.
291
00:26:18,457 --> 00:26:19,564
That's okay.
292
00:26:19,664 --> 00:26:21,650
Thank... It's okay.
293
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:22,742
Anything I can
do for you?
294
00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:23,905
No, nothing. Thank you.
295
00:26:24,005 --> 00:26:24,976
No. That's okay.
296
00:26:25,076 --> 00:26:26,048
Okay.
297
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,750
Just a little whiplash is all.
298
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,302
What happened
out there, mister?
299
00:27:30,402 --> 00:27:31,930
Can I use your
men's room, please?
300
00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:33,002
Yeah.
301
00:27:33,102 --> 00:27:34,643
Through the door,
on the right,
302
00:27:34,743 --> 00:27:38,480
down the hall,
turn left, second door.
303
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:38,415
Well, you never know.You just never know.
304
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:43,299
You just go along figuringsome things don't change,ever, right?
305
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,545
Like being able todrive on a public highway
306
00:28:46,645 --> 00:28:49,009
without somebodytrying to murder you.
307
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:52,019
And then onestupid thing happens.
308
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:56,858
Twenty, twenty-five minutesout of your whole life,
309
00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:01,108
and all the ropes thatkept you hanging in thereget cut loose.
310
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,229
And it's like,there you are,
311
00:29:04,329 --> 00:29:06,238
right backin the jungle again.
312
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:12,533
All right, boy,it was a nightmare,but it's over now.
313
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,126
It's all over.
314
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,000
Are you all right?
315
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:40,065
Yeah, I'm fine.
316
00:29:40,165 --> 00:29:41,434
What happened
out there?
317
00:29:41,534 --> 00:29:43,817
Oh, just
a slight complication.
318
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,117
Oh?
319
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,613
Looked like a big
complication to me.
320
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,882
Well, ready to order now?
321
00:32:16,982 --> 00:32:18,513
Ahem. Yes.
322
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,061
Yes, thank you. Um...
323
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,856
Oh, I think I'll...
324
00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:34,024
Just give me, um... Um...
325
00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:36,445
Why don't you just give me
a cheese sandwich,
326
00:32:36,545 --> 00:32:37,863
Swiss cheese on rye?
327
00:32:37,963 --> 00:32:39,444
R-Y-E.
328
00:32:39,544 --> 00:32:41,029
Swiss cheese on rye.
All right.
329
00:32:41,129 --> 00:32:43,493
And could I have another
glass of water, please?
330
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:45,454
Oh, sure.
Another glass of water.
331
00:32:45,554 --> 00:32:46,583
Oh, uh, miss?
Yes?
332
00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,456
Do you have an aspirin?
333
00:32:48,556 --> 00:32:49,956
Aw, your head aches.
334
00:32:50,056 --> 00:32:51,792
Sure, I'll get you
some aspirin.
335
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,682
I don't know,all I did was pass
336
00:33:07,782 --> 00:33:09,434
this stupid riga couple of times,
337
00:33:09,534 --> 00:33:11,566
and he goes flyingoff the deep end.
338
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:14,607
He has to be crazy.
339
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,203
Okay, so he's crazy.What can I do about it?
340
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,372
Find him a psychiatrist?
341
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:25,743
Oh, boy.
342
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:13,795
Now wait a minute.
343
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,256
Now waitjust a minute.
344
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,013
All right, now, think.
345
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,801
Okay, he's in here.
346
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:28,557
Well, that doesn't meanhe intends to continuehis attack.
347
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,562
It is lunchtime,
348
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,904
and Chuck's Cafemay be the only placeto eat for miles around.
349
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:40,567
Yeah. He probablyeats here all the time.
350
00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:43,238
He was justmoving too fast before,
351
00:34:43,338 --> 00:34:47,291
and he had to slow down,turn around, that's all.
352
00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,331
That's all.
353
00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,673
Why didn't I leave right awaywhen I saw his truck outside?
354
00:35:01,773 --> 00:35:04,304
Then I'd know whathe intends to do.
355
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,221
What if hefollowed me out, though,
356
00:35:08,321 --> 00:35:09,647
started after me again?
357
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,013
I'd be right backwhere I started.
358
00:35:12,113 --> 00:35:14,937
Even if I got a lead,he'd overtake me soon enough.
359
00:35:15,037 --> 00:35:18,269
He's got somesouped-up diesel.
360
00:35:18,369 --> 00:35:20,191
My car is justnot that powerful.
361
00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:23,869
I just can't drive 80and 90 miles an hour.
362
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,112
As soon as Istop concentrating,
363
00:35:26,212 --> 00:35:28,489
I'd go back to 60 or 70like I always do.
364
00:35:28,589 --> 00:35:30,410
It's a habit.I can't help it.
365
00:35:30,510 --> 00:35:32,870
I... Take it easy.
366
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,884
Just take it easy.
367
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:40,886
Maybe I...
368
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,057
Maybe I should trysome kind of contact.
369
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,552
Well, I'd better do something.
370
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,561
Look, mister,I'm sorry if I irritated you.
371
00:35:55,661 --> 00:35:59,364
Why don't I buy you a beerand get this thingstraightened out, huh?
372
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,652
No.
373
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,569
Look, mister, I'm sorryif I irritated you,
374
00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:09,407
but let me, uh...
375
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:25,044
There you are.
Anything else?
376
00:36:25,144 --> 00:36:26,144
No, thank you.
377
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:27,935
Uh...
378
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,262
I'd like some ketchup.
379
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,620
What if I calledthe local police?
380
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,329
But then I'dhave to stay here,lose more time.
381
00:36:59,429 --> 00:37:02,415
What if he stayed, too?Actually talked tothe police himself?
382
00:37:02,515 --> 00:37:05,589
Naturally,he'd deny everything.I've got no proof.
383
00:37:05,689 --> 00:37:08,089
And I'm surenone of these peoplewould back me up.
384
00:37:08,189 --> 00:37:09,189
The cops will probably...
385
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:29,805
Okay, so now what?
386
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:29,277
Look, uh...
387
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,405
I want you to cut it out.
388
00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:38,505
What?
389
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,624
Just cut it out, okay?
390
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,123
Cut what out?
391
00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:50,461
Now, come on. I mean...
392
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,047
Please, I...
393
00:39:53,147 --> 00:39:54,302
Let's not play games.
394
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,382
What the hell are
you talking about?
395
00:39:58,482 --> 00:39:59,560
I can call the police.
396
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,266
The police?
You think that I won't?
397
00:40:05,366 --> 00:40:06,435
You're wrong, mister.
398
00:40:06,535 --> 00:40:09,356
If you think that you can take
that truck of yours
399
00:40:09,456 --> 00:40:10,899
and just use it
as a murder weapon,
400
00:40:10,999 --> 00:40:12,855
just killing
people on the highway,
401
00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:14,734
well, you're wrong.
402
00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:16,195
You've got
another thing coming.
403
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:19,786
Man, you need help.
404
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,708
Don't you tell me I need help.
405
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:28,249
Hey! Hey, come on!
406
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,293
Who the hell do
you think you are,
407
00:40:30,393 --> 00:40:31,749
knocking my sandwich
out of my hand?
408
00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,796
Come on, now.
You wanna fight,
get on outside.
409
00:40:33,896 --> 00:40:36,172
I don't wanna fight.
I wanna knock his head off.
410
00:40:36,272 --> 00:40:37,505
You already
hit him twice.
411
00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:39,184
What more do you want, huh?
412
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,092
Come on now. Look at him.
413
00:40:41,192 --> 00:40:43,390
He's sick. Can't you see?
He ain't gonna fight no one.
414
00:40:43,490 --> 00:40:44,595
That creep comes around,
415
00:40:44,695 --> 00:40:45,930
knocks my sandwich
out of my hand.
416
00:40:46,030 --> 00:40:47,859
All right, all right.
I'll buy you another sandwich.
417
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,225
I'll buy you
another sandwich.
418
00:40:49,325 --> 00:40:50,685
Come on, forget it.
No, forget it.
419
00:40:50,785 --> 00:40:51,777
Forget it.
420
00:40:51,877 --> 00:40:53,604
I don't wanna stay
around here anyway.
421
00:40:53,704 --> 00:40:55,693
Let me buy you
a beer then, huh?
422
00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,870
I'll buy you a beer.
423
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,411
Why don't you get
out of here, huh?
424
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,310
Yeah?
425
00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:15,602
Mister, I'm sorry
to bother you,
426
00:44:15,702 --> 00:44:16,692
but I could use
a little help.
427
00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:17,774
What kind of help?
428
00:44:17,874 --> 00:44:19,814
Well, I could use a push.
429
00:44:19,914 --> 00:44:21,270
Damn thing
overheated on me,
430
00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:22,398
and I stopped
to let it cool off.
431
00:44:22,498 --> 00:44:23,731
Now I can't get
her started again.
432
00:44:23,831 --> 00:44:25,816
Why didn't you
flag down that truck?
433
00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:27,113
What truck?
434
00:44:27,213 --> 00:44:29,320
The one that just went by here
a couple of minutes ago.
435
00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:30,491
Guess I didn't notice.
436
00:44:30,591 --> 00:44:32,702
I must have been inside
trying to get that piece
of junk shaking.
437
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,499
Would you
get off the car?
How about it?
438
00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:38,416
I don't know.
Looks like I'd go
right underneath the bumper.
439
00:44:38,516 --> 00:44:39,750
No.
440
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,713
Hey, get off the car.
You're gonna get hurt there.
441
00:44:43,813 --> 00:44:45,212
Nah, you're all right.
442
00:44:45,312 --> 00:44:46,508
Rodney,
get down from there.
443
00:44:46,608 --> 00:44:47,801
That goes for
you too, Shawn.
444
00:44:47,901 --> 00:44:50,007
All right.
Come on, everybody!
Back on the bus!
445
00:44:50,107 --> 00:44:51,510
Wait a minute!
446
00:44:51,610 --> 00:44:52,687
Wait, I...
447
00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:56,521
Well, we'll see.
448
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,916
Come on. Come on.
449
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:44,906
Push! Push! Push!
450
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:49,369
Push! Push! Push! Push!
451
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:54,158
Push! Push! Push!
452
00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:23,187
He can't do it!
453
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:30,195
You can't do it!
You can't do it!
454
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:37,531
Mr. Pfeiffer,
that guy's stuck, too.
455
00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:38,789
Shit.
456
00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:54,133
Sorry, mister.
I could have swore
we were okay.
457
00:46:54,233 --> 00:46:56,554
Yeah, well, I told you
we were gonna get hung up.
458
00:46:56,654 --> 00:46:58,304
How about
I give you a hand?
459
00:46:58,404 --> 00:47:00,850
Don't sit on the hood.
460
00:47:00,950 --> 00:47:04,232
That hood will dent.
I told the kids not
to get on the hood.
461
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:09,396
Just see if you can
bounce it loose,
462
00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,450
and I'll, uh, uh...
463
00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,363
Just bounce it loose.
464
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:55,991
Hold it!
465
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,511
Something wrong?
466
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:21,020
That bastard turned
around and came back.
467
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,099
Is that the truck
you were asking about?
468
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,407
Uh...
469
00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,524
Get those kids
out of the way.
470
00:48:32,624 --> 00:48:33,614
What for?
471
00:48:33,714 --> 00:48:35,609
Just get them off the road
and they'll be okay.
472
00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:37,235
They're all right.
They're not on the road.
473
00:48:37,335 --> 00:48:41,240
Hey! Get back
in the bus. Please.
474
00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:43,661
Please. Come on.
Come on. Back in the bus!
475
00:48:43,761 --> 00:48:45,492
You're all right,
right where you are.
476
00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:47,246
As long as you stay off
the road, you're okay.
477
00:48:47,346 --> 00:48:48,337
Come on!
478
00:48:48,437 --> 00:48:50,333
You're perfectly all right.
Just keep off the road.
479
00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:52,416
Let's get back in the bus,
come on.
480
00:48:52,516 --> 00:48:54,839
Get off of the highway.
There's a truck coming.
481
00:48:54,939 --> 00:48:57,715
You must be out
of your brains!
482
00:48:57,815 --> 00:48:59,142
Yeah! Yeah!
483
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,258
Come on! Please!
484
00:49:01,358 --> 00:49:02,562
Take your hands off...
485
00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:04,722
Come on.
Get back in the bus!
Get your hands off him!
486
00:49:04,822 --> 00:49:07,556
Now look, I know
how this must sound,
487
00:49:07,656 --> 00:49:08,853
but that man is crazy.
488
00:49:08,953 --> 00:49:10,771
He's been trying
to kill me. I mean it.
489
00:49:10,871 --> 00:49:12,565
Well, I tell you,
if I had to vote on
490
00:49:12,665 --> 00:49:14,315
who's crazy around here,
it'd be you.
491
00:49:14,415 --> 00:49:15,651
Uh, um...
492
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:20,034
When I bust them loose,
pull it back.
493
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:31,920
Now!
494
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,843
Hey! Hey!
495
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,197
Hey, stop!
496
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:05,699
Hey!
497
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,541
Hey!
498
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:41,101
Oh, boy.
499
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:09,271
Hi. Help you, mister?
500
00:56:09,371 --> 00:56:10,397
You got a telephone?
501
00:56:10,497 --> 00:56:11,497
Out in the back.
502
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:13,944
This way?
503
00:56:14,044 --> 00:56:15,323
Something for your car?
504
00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:17,360
Uh...
505
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:20,322
Well, you can put what ethyl
you can get in the tank.
506
00:56:20,422 --> 00:56:21,830
All righty.
507
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,708
Would you mind checking
those radiator hoses?
508
00:56:29,808 --> 00:56:31,460
I'll do that.
509
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,842
Take a look at my snakes
if you have time.
510
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:45,983
Weird place for
a telephone booth.
511
00:56:55,454 --> 00:56:56,485
Operator.
512
00:56:56,585 --> 00:56:57,905
I'd like to
report a truck driver
513
00:56:58,005 --> 00:56:59,736
that's been
endangering my life.
514
00:56:59,836 --> 00:57:02,241
In that case, I'll have togive you the police, sir.
515
00:57:02,341 --> 00:57:04,537
Right. Give me the police.
516
00:57:04,637 --> 00:57:06,912
Sir, which departmentdo you want?
517
00:57:07,012 --> 00:57:08,168
Whichever's closer.
518
00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,664
What number areyou calling from?
519
00:57:10,764 --> 00:57:13,048
This number is 9821.
520
00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:33,864
What's your name, sir?
David Mann.
521
00:57:34,242 --> 00:57:35,235
How do youspell that, please?
522
00:57:35,335 --> 00:57:37,410
M-A-N-N.
That's two N's.
523
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,033
I'd like to
report a truck driver
524
00:57:43,133 --> 00:57:45,038
that's been
endangering my life.
525
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:46,952
What's your name again?
526
00:57:47,052 --> 00:57:48,288
David Mann.
527
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,173
Why'd he do that?
528
00:58:02,273 --> 00:58:04,808
Why'd he break my cages up?
529
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:36,835
Why'd he break
my cages up?
530
00:58:36,935 --> 00:58:38,668
Call the police!
With what?
531
00:58:38,768 --> 00:58:40,590
That's the only
phone I've got!
532
00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:44,473
My snakes!
I've got to find my snakes!
533
00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:56,360
Oh, my snakes.
My snakes.
534
01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:11,230
The highway's all yours, Jack.
535
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:14,692
I'm not budgingfor at least an hour.
536
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,942
Maybe the police willpull you in by then.
537
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:24,368
Maybe they won't,but at least you'llbe far away from me.
538
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:28,494
"Well, dear,did you have a nice trip?"
539
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:35,205
"Ah, no, no.Just the same old thing."
540
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:41,219
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
541
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:47,054
Well, I won't beseeing Forbes today,that's for sure.
542
01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:46,215
What's the matter,
car trouble?
543
01:07:46,315 --> 01:07:47,288
Well, in a way, yes.
544
01:07:47,388 --> 01:07:48,636
I wonder if
you'd do me a favor.
545
01:07:48,736 --> 01:07:49,727
What's that?
546
01:07:49,827 --> 01:07:51,429
Would you stop at
the nearest telephone
you come to
547
01:07:51,529 --> 01:07:53,014
and call the police?
Police?
548
01:07:53,114 --> 01:07:54,517
Yeah, you see that truck?
549
01:07:54,617 --> 01:07:55,937
Mister, we don't
want any trouble.
550
01:07:56,037 --> 01:07:57,393
No, there won't
be any trouble.
551
01:07:57,493 --> 01:07:58,815
All I'm asking you to
do is call the police.
552
01:07:58,915 --> 01:07:59,982
Was there an accident?
553
01:08:00,082 --> 01:08:03,566
Ma'am, all I'm asking
you to do is just
make a phone call.
554
01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:04,737
Jim, step on the pedal.
555
01:08:04,837 --> 01:08:05,923
My life's in danger!
556
01:08:06,023 --> 01:08:07,987
I'm sorry, mister...
Can't you make
a lousy phone call
557
01:08:08,087 --> 01:08:09,409
to the lousy police for me?
558
01:08:09,509 --> 01:08:10,740
Stop it, mister.
You're scaring us.
559
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,001
Or just drop me off
at the nearest station.
I'll pay you for it.
560
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,082
Jim!
561
01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:26,970
Okay, let's see you
catch me now.
562
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:31,676
Here we go.
563
01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:56,238
Can't beat me on the grade.
564
01:10:56,338 --> 01:10:58,122
You can't beat me
on the grade!
565
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:53,885
Come on.
566
01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:35,753
How can he go so fast?
567
01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:49,783
Huh?
568
01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:10,307
The radiator hose.
569
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:24,940
Oh, no, please! No!
570
01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:39,288
Oh, my God!
571
01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:50,343
Come on, faster!
572
01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:20,878
Oh, my God.
573
01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:31,973
Come on!
574
01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:34,221
Come on.
575
01:19:51,245 --> 01:19:52,452
Please.
576
01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:57,536
Come on.
577
01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:02,546
Come on, car.
Come on, let's go!
578
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:04,005
Come on!
579
01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,219
Where's the summit?
580
01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:17,472
Please. Please.
581
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:22,481
Come on!
582
01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:26,562
Come on!
583
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:36,037
There it is. There it is!
584
01:21:10,657 --> 01:21:12,398
Faster. Faster!
585
01:21:13,305 --> 01:21:19,632
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