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What's going on
here in Rosie-land?
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I'm working.
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Rosie! Rosie!
Rosie!
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So, we are gonna beta test
this puppy all night.
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She's really neat, Nana.
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And I'm taking her
on, like, a real date.
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I'm so excited, Sammy!
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Did you hear that?
"Real date."
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We might actually pull this off.
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I mean, barring
any unforeseen calamities.
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Wait, what's
that scary red number mean?
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Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
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Ground floor.
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Hello!
Welcome to Heaven.
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Right this way for orientation.
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Welcome to Heaven.
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Welcome to Heaven.
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Hi. I'm Peg.
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Congratulations on
your completely random entry
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into Heaven.
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As employees of Heaven Inc.,
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it is our responsibility
to keep Earth running smoothly.
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We're talking tide control.
Gravity enforcement. Teeth.
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Your initial department
assignments will be random,
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except in the case of
one incredibly vital position...
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Executive assistant to God.
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Excuse me.
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How do I apply?
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Follow me.
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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Wow.
Here's your desk.
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If I may ask, why was
that test so complex?
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We needed to find someone
who could handle... a lot.
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Well, I'm so honored
that you think I'm qualified.
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Mm-hmm.
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I always wanted to have a job
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where I could make
a positive impact
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and do something meaningful.
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♪ Diddly-diddly,
bop-bop, be-bop ♪
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♪ Ba-doo-bop, bip-bop, a-doo ♪
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Who's that?
I'm sorry.
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What?
Goodbye.
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What... What do you mean,
"goodbye"? What?
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Hey-o!
New assistant alert.
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Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
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That was the alert.
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Hi. I'm God.
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I-I'm Rosie.
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All right, follow me.
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I hope you're ready
to hit the ground running,
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because we've got a real
challenge ahead of us.
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I was able to crack the box,
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but, uh, this bag ain't
going down without a fight.
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Can you, uh...
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Whoa! Muscle fingers.
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Oh, yeah.
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I guess that's everything.
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Oh! Look.
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I got a prize.
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Vroom! Vroom!
Vroom!
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Oh, I'm keeping you.
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Um, put this
on the shelf for me.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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I don't get it.
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Sam's grandma
looks healthy to me.
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Yeah, well,
she's about to drop dead.
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When she dies,
he's gonna freak out,
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cancel the date, and fly home.
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Are we sure he's gonna fly home?
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Maybe they're not that close.
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They're pretty close.
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A toast.
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To the most wonderful,
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inspiring...
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and caring person
that I have ever known.
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This one's for you.
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♪ Amazing Nana ♪
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Oh, shit.
♪ How sweet you are ♪
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We have to keep Nana alive.
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Then we'll have to go down
to the basement.
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What's in the basement?
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Death.
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Heaven Inc. God's Office.
Rosie. What's up?
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Rosie, hi.
My name is Mike.
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I'm the Senior Vice President
over at the Zebulon Galaxy,
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recently voted the top galaxy
in the omniverse.
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I'm not sure that my boss
is around at the moment.
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Actually, Rosie,
we're calling for you. Me?
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Word got out
the Earth is going under,
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and we're always on
the lookout for top talent.
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I'd love to buy you
a cup of coffee
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and tell you what we're all
about here at Zebulon.
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Only if you have time,
of course.
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Rosie! Lazy Susan's
now has a signature cocktail.
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And it's thick.
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I have time.
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How much bog could a bog frog
hog if bog frog could hog bog?
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What are you doing?
Sorry. It's...
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I can't control it.
It's a habit.
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It's something I do
when I get very nervous.
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What's there
to be nervous about?
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Hello.
Aah!
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Hello.
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Are you Death?
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No.That's Death.
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Cool.
Uh, we were wondering...
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Is there any way we could
maybe keep this lady alive?
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How are you today?
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That's going to be difficult.
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At birth, every human
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is randomly assigned
an expiration date.
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You can die before your time,
but not after.
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There's gotta be
something we can do.
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I suppose
you could file a death waiver.
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That'll postpone her death
for 100 days.
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Okay, great.
That... That...
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That's a real relief.
Thank you.
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First, you have
to get it signed by God.
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Good luck.
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What if we just asked him
nicely, obviously?
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Craig, there's no way
he's signing this.
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I bet Rosie can get him
to do it.
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She has him sign stuff
all the time.
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Rosie, Rosie, Rosie,
my favorite co-worker.
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Is that a new blazer?
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- Not now.
- Rosie, please.
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We need your help.
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If God doesn't sign this,
the Earth will explode.
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Maybe it should.
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If you want my advice,
jump ship.
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Find somewhere else to work.
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Somewhere that isn't run
by an illiterate madman.
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Did she just say "illiterate"?
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Rosie was joking, though, right?
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I mean,
God must be able to read.
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And yet, if he can't,
it would explain a lot.
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For example, every time
I've seen him "reading,"
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it looked like
his eyes weren't moving.
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Maybe he's just a slow reader.
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Maybe, but... but... but...
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But looking back,
there was another thing.
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Are you sure
you want to do that?
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Do what exactly?
Brush my teeth?
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Yeah, but with foot cream?
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Yes.
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This is what I want.
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It would make me really sad
if God couldn't read.
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But if it's true, we can
trick him into signing this.
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What? Mm...
It's our only chance.
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We're running out of time.
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I say we gotta risk it.
No, wait.
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Howdy, boozehounds.
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Just in time for Happy Hour.
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All right, now,
every bar has cocktails.
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But only Lazy Susan's
has Shocktails!
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Oh.
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Drink up!
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Mm...
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Yeah, the first shock
is how much liquor is in them.
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Yeah. Wow.
The second shock is,
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there are little prizes
in the bottom.
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Ah.
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Looks like this lucky bastard
found the dice.
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Hey, God,
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uh, could you sign
something for us?
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What is it?
Well, word got out
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that you were working on cool
new drinks for Lazy Susan's,
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and we figured you might
need a [Clicks tongue]
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liquor license.
Yeah.
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Oh, wow, Sanjay. Keepin' me
two steps ahead of Johnny Law.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay.
Nice.
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Guys, I'm beginning to
second-guess this plan.
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I mean, what if he finds out?
He's gonna be furious.
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Don't worry, okay?
Deep down, God's a softie.
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I've never seen him get mad.
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What in the [bleep] is this?!
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I ordered a burger
and curly fries.
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What... Um,
I'm pretty sure it was regular fries.
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Regular fries?!
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If there's one thing
that makes me angry,
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it's when someone tries
to trick me.
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Tries to play me for a fool.
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I-I'm sorry.
It's too late!
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The trick's already been played.
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You [bleep] up, hombre.
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Give him the punishment.
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What the hell?
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Don't go anywhere.
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Did he just turn that guy
into a jelly bean?!
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I don't know.
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Here's some information
about Zebulon.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Rosie, I'm gonna cut
straight to the chase.
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We think
you're more than qualified
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to be Zebulon's
next executive project manager.
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Wow.
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We're prepared to offer
a highly competitive salary,
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as well as a suite of perks,
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including a personal chef,
on-call masseuse,
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private golf course,
a company car, a bag of jewels.
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But most importantly,
you'll finally have a chance
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to make a positive impact
and do something meaningful.
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Let's be real, Rosie.
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You deserve better than Heaven.
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I'm in.
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Great.
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Can we go now?
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Can we go right now?
Let's go.
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Unfortunately,
we can't poach you.
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So you will have to wait here
until the Earth explodes.
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- It won't be long.
- Cheers.
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Bog frog hog
if a bog frog could hog bog?
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What is happening? What is happening? Could he
hog the whole bog, would he snog another frog
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on a log in the fog of a bog?
Be cool. Be cool!
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Bog-bog frog with a billy-bog hog
that he flogs by the bog with a log.
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Pull it together! Through the fog
and the smog, Mr. Frog was agog...
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Stop saying those words!
I need you to stay with me!
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We're gonna be fine.
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Okay. Trust me.
He can't read, okay?
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He can't read.
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Hey.
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Want to know a little secret?
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I can't read.
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Ah.
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Without my glasses.
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I've just been
revisiting "Oliver Twist."
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I know. Dickens
is a little pedestrian,
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but, uh, what can I say?
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I'm a populist.
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So, let's see
that liquor license.
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Interesting.
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Very, very interesting.
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Yeah.
Looks good to me.
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Wait.
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Before you sign,
maybe I should have a look
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at the fine print.
Just to be safe.
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Oh, well, that's
good thinking, Rosa-reen-o.
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Nice try.
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I told you guys
to let this whole thing go.
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Just get out of here before
he turns you into beans.
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Wait.
So, is that confirmed?
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That is actually what happened?
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W-Why won't anybody answer me?
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No one is even looking at me.
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Look at me!
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Rosie, if you don't care
about Earth,
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don't you at least care
about keeping your job?
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I found a better one.
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Executive Project Manager
at Zebulon.
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Respect.
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00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,280
Let's get out of here.
Wait.
262
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,220
Why do you want
to work for this place?
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Because they're the best.
Exactly.
264
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:32,620
They're the best.
They don't need any help.
265
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,690
Meanwhile, this place
is such a crazy mess,
266
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,690
it's about to go under,
and the only ones
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00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,230
trying to fix things
are the three of us,
268
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:39,560
and we have no idea
what we're doing.
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None.
Hm.
270
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,360
I am objectively bad
at my job...
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00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:45,230
I have accidentally killed
a ton of people...
272
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,100
And
I'm the leader of this group.
273
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,500
It's true.
She leads us.
274
00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:54,310
Look. We are about
to get turned into beans.
275
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,710
We are desperate
for someone like you.
276
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You can go to Zebulon,
277
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,320
but if you do that,
your talents will be wasted.
278
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,450
'Cause those people
don't need you.
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00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:09,790
We do.
280
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,700
All right.
Now that you've tried the small,
281
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,400
you got to try the medium.
282
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,470
How's that fine print looking,
Rosie?
283
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:26,800
It looks like
a standard liquor license.
284
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,680
Yes! She saved us!
No, I gave it away!
285
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,100
He knows!
286
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,410
Craig...
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00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:36,350
Rosie, would you mind
reading the document out loud?
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"This contract for the sale
of alcoholic beverages
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is between
Lazy Susan's Enterprises
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00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:58,240
and the Transdimensional
Law Enforcement Bureau.
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00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,570
Upon signing,
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00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:04,250
the sale of spirits,
such as Shocktails,
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00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,850
will be legally permitted."
294
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:08,180
Would you like to write in
any amendments?
295
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,450
Nah.
296
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,720
Sounds good to me.
297
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,660
Oh.
We gotta go.
298
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,000
Oh.
299
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,130
Uh...
Thank you.
300
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,130
You haven't tried the...
What? Oh.
301
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,670
All right.
302
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,670
Life extension granted.
303
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,340
100 days.
304
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,810
Congratulations.
Yes!
305
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,750
This one?
306
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,900
Or this one?
307
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,290
You can wear one
on the first date
308
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:48,200
and one on the second.
309
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,630
Nana.
310
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,290
To Nana.
311
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,160
No. To Rosie.
312
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:57,500
Congrats.
Zebulon is lucky to have you.
313
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,840
They don't have me
until the Earth explodes.
314
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,100
And maybe it won't.
315
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:07,110
Mm.
316
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:18,720
All right. Well, this calls
for an extra-special toast.
317
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:23,930
I pilfered this from upstairs.
318
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,330
Wow, Craig.
319
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,860
Pretty bold.
Yeah. I was very drunk.
320
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,870
I still am.
321
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:31,130
Cheers.
Oh.
322
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,800
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
323
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,700
So, we should get back to work.
324
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,210
- Yeah.
- What?
325
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,670
Oh, okay.
326
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,750
Uh, Hello?
327
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,420
Hello?
328
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,900
Good evening, Craig.
329
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,620
Um... you...
330
00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:58,960
You wanted to see me, sir?
331
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,830
I couldn't help but notice
that some
332
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:04,170
of my signature Shocktail
umbrellas have gone missing.
333
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:07,570
Have they? Oh, no.
334
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:10,370
I don't think they blew away.
335
00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:13,310
Do you think
they blew away, Craig?
336
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,380
I'm so sorry.
337
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,850
I only took a few umbrellas.
338
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:19,780
I-I really like umbrellas.
339
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:23,520
We all like umbrellas.
340
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,660
They turn every drink
into a party.
341
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:30,120
See?
342
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,990
Aren't we having fun now?
343
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,860
You stabbed me in the back.
344
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,930
It's time for the punishment.
345
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,700
Oh... no.
346
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,410
Oh, how much bog
could a bog frog hog
347
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:51,680
if a bog frog could hog bog?
348
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,950
Shh.
349
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,620
It's over.
350
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:57,890
It's done.
351
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,900
Okay, so, check it out...
352
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:11,370
I love root-beer-flavored
jelly beans,
353
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,240
but they only put one
in each jar.
354
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,100
And the lids
are screwed on tight.
355
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:19,170
So the punishment is,
you open that jar,
356
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:23,450
find me a root beer,
and then fork over that bean.
357
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,810
Go ahead.
358
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,900
Here you go.
359
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:44,200
Punishment served.
Oh.
360
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,930
Sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you back there.
361
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:48,200
No, it's okay.
I-I understand.
362
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,210
You... You were trying
to teach me a lesson,
363
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,940
and I have
definitely learned it.
364
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:55,940
I'm very sorry
and also very relieved
365
00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:59,210
that this is
the... whole punishment?
366
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,880
Yep. This is it.
367
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,890
This is it.
368
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,900
This is it.
369
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,490
The first time.
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