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Child's play!
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Huh? Huh?!
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No!
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I will avenge you, my bulby brethren!
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Who would dare?
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I am the terror
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that flaps in the night!
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I am the little roller skate
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at the base of villainy's staircase.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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Playtime's over!
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Then I gotta get a shorter intro.
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Let's get dangerous.
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Big day, Dewey.
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Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
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Mustard... looks less like blood.
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What is this weird show?
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Whoa, what?
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Darkwing Duck?
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The greatest TV show of all time?
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Ha! Maybe when you were a kid.
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This hero guy doesn't fly
or shoot lasers or anything.
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That hero guy is Jim Starling.
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He was an old-school actor
who did all his own stunts.
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Sure, he got a little banged up
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in later seasons.
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Keep rolling.
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But that just made him even more heroic.
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Why didn't he just use CGI?
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Real heroes don't need
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high-tech special effects
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or basic safety precautions.
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So, how do I look?
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Remember, Dewey, a true hero thinks
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with his gut or not at all.
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Right, D.W.?
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Let's get dangerous.
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What's the special occasion, anyway?
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I finally got my driver's license.
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Uh, wait, what?
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Aah!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
... www.Addic7ed.com ...
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How have you been a driver
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without a driver's license?
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Hey, come on. I've got a
pilot's license, don't I?
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Wait, don't I?
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Ugh! Aren't you worried
Scrooge will find out?
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You kidding? I had them mail the license
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straight to him so
he'd be first to know.
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Ah, he's gonna be so proud of me.
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Wow.
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The Bin, The Bin, The Bin!
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Slow down!
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I bet Mr. McD's got
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some kind of party
planned for my big day.
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Wouldn't want to ruin the...
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Surprise!
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Huh.
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Surprise!
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Supplies?
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Boy, he's really getting my hopes up.
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The payoff is gonna be amazing.
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Surprise!
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- Shh! Quiet.
- Shh!
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The Gearloose Monophonicrail
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converts aural input
into kinetic propulsion.
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Huh?
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Sound-powered train.
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- Buh.
- Ah, sorry, Mr. McD,
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but I thought you might wanna hear...
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I don't want to hear anything.
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This sensitive prototype runs on noise.
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Observe.
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Illumination, Dr. Gearloose!
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Alphanumerical substitution!
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The categorical reorganization
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of letters to prime digits.
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Aah! My blueprints!
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Sorry, Dr. Gearloose.
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Intern, try to think.
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But that's all I do all the time.
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Well, do it better.
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Eh, you probably couldn't fit a driver
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in that tiny train anyway.
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Uh, say, speaking of drivers...
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Gyro, the board needs results.
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Ever since Bulb Tech backfired
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you need an invention that, well...
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Won't turn evil and kill us all.
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Due respect, sir, innovation
doesn't work that way.
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I can't just wake up
one morning and say...
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How about a self-driving robot car?
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- A what, now?
- Wah! Too many variables.
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A self-driving robot car
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would turn evil like that.
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- Nobody could.
- Well, Mark Beaks did.
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He just posted that he's
having a demo later today.
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What?! That hack couldn't
even program a microwave!
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We'll see about this.
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Okay, cool.
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I'll just tell you my big news later.
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Launchpad, I almost forgot...
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- Yeah?
- Stop having mail delivered to my office.
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That's for incoming checks
and death threats only.
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Wait, what does "Smiley
face, anvil, roadkill" mean?
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Crushed it!
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It's a hectic world
posting things online,
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checking to see who liked your post.
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Couldn't you use a
little time for yourself?
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Couldn't you use a BUDDY?
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That's the "Beaks
Unmanned Driver Drone Yay!"
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BUDDY will drive you anywhere
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quickly, efficiently, and cheaply!
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BUDDY is compatible with any vehicle,
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making traditional drivers
a thing of the past.
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The Waddle BUDDY system.
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Because machines are the new man.
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And hold for applause!
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Boo! Bad!
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- Do not like!
- Agreed.
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Very negative feelings, indeed.
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Whoa, Scrooge's driver
and his chief inventor
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are threatened by my BUDDY here.
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Well, that is how you
know it's a good product.
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Uh, how can you ensure
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that this machine won't turn evil?
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Huh. I've never said that out loud.
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Top secret Beaks tech means
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this baby's 100% obedient to its master.
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- Next question, please.
- Oh, yeah?
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Can you program a robot
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to brave the unknown
and laugh at danger?
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- Yes.
- Can a robot greet you
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with a kind word at
the end of a long day?
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- Yes.
- That's a nice
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gray cardigan, Mr. Beaks.
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You are killing it today.
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Huh. Yeah, well, can a robot
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pull you from the wreckage of a crash
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with a reassuring smile that tells you
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everything's gonna be okay?
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Well, no, because it can't crash.
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Wait, what, now? I'm
sorry, what was that?
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BUDDY, show him.
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BUDDY's patented sensors
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mean a smooth, crash-free ride.
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No matter the situation,
you can count on BUDDY
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to get you where you're going safely.
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Any more questions?
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This automated marvel could save
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McDuck Enterprises a fortune!
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You're not seriously gonna
buy one of these things.
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I mean, not when you have plenty
of good driver/pilots already.
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I may buy a whole fleet!
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Unless anyone has any brighter ideas.
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A race.
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What are you doing?
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Thinking with my gut.
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Me versus the bot.
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Winner gets free candy for life.
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Oh, that's better.
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Winner is named the ultimate driver.
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A race would give me a chance
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to see how BUDDY performs
in a real-world scenario.
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Ooh! Dramatic!
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In! In! In! In! In!
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May the best man...
Ooh! Aah! Robot hand!
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Very strong robot hand.
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- Aah!
- Aah! Look out!
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It's a headless man-horse!
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He broke in to hoof us all to death!
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What?! Don't be dumb.
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I'm just trying out some new interns.
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Don't tell my existing intern.
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Manny, dispose of them violently.
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I can't have any distractions.
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No, wait. I need help.
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See, I have this friend.
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Let's call him, "Not Launchpad."
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And he kinda challenged
a robot to a race.
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Pretty common scenario.
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Now, Not Launchpad definitely
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isn't afraid of losing
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and his boss replacing him with a robot,
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but he has a friend...
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Let's call him, uh, "Launchpad"...
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Who is very worried about that.
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So, I... he... they...
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Uh, thought you could help
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figure out how to take
this robot down, yes?
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Oh, in this scenario, you're still you.
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Dummy! There's some
dummies here to see you.
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At your beck and call, Dr. Gearloose.
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I heard everything. Everything.
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I'm happy to prove my
worth by aiding Mr. McQuack.
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Dr. Gearloose is
working on an innovation
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that will better all of mankind
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both literally, and figuratively.
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Behold!
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Operating passcode:
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- Blathering...
- No!
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That... is not ready yet.
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- Go to your room!
- Aah! Ohh.
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Forgive Dr. Gearloose.
He's a little more
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deranged than usual trying to figure out
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how Beaks beat him to
the self-driving car.
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That won't be a problem once
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I put that tin can in its place.
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In the recycling,
where the garbage goes.
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Woof. We'll work on smack talk later.
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Right now we need something
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to help Launchpad get the edge on BUDDY.
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Step into my laboratory.
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Your lab is in the bathroom?
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Dr. Gearloose says this is
the perfect place for my work.
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I'm just now realizing that remark
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may not have been
entirely complimentary.
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No matter!
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So, how are we going
to soup up your car?
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Frictionless tires?
Oscillating overthruster?
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An engine that can bend the
very fabric of space itself?
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Yes! All of that.
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Eh, I don't know
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about all these gizmos.
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Can't you just give me a couple pointers
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on how to beat that robot?
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Reprogramming a man's brain to compete
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with a sophisticated auto intelligence.
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Reprogram Launchpad?
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What about thinking with your gut
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and getting dangerous?
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Well, if Mr. McD thinks
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this un-crashable robo-me is so great,
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I have to prove I can get dangerous
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in the safest way possible.
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That's sure to get Dr.
Gearloose's attention.
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It could work!
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I'll clean that later.
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Don't go over 32 miles per hour.
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And hit all turns at
a safe 35-degree bend.
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And increase velocity
by 15% on straightaway.
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These visual cues will trigger
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psychosomatic synaptic reflexes
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to improve your performance.
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Did you get all that?
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Yes.
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Welcome to the Waddle test track!
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Time for the ultimate contest
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between man and machine.
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First around the block wins.
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Don't worry, Mr. McD.
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- I got this.
- Good lad.
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Beat this bionic blackguard,
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and I can probably
talk Beaks down on price
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when I buy a fleet of them.
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Anyway, good luck!
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Hey, you're the best
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personal driver I've ever had.
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You got this!
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Follow the tips, and you have
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a 51% chance of winning.
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And whatever you do, play it safe.
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Don't crash!
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Wait, don't crash?
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Racers to your marks!
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Let's get dangerous!
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00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:34,829
Get set...
268
00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:38,599
Hmm?
269
00:11:40,403 --> 00:11:41,983
That means go!
270
00:11:50,747 --> 00:11:52,847
And we're off.
271
00:11:52,849 --> 00:11:54,815
Hands at ten and two.
272
00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:56,588
Keep it in first gear.
273
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,619
Or was that hands at ten
and one and second gear?
274
00:11:59,622 --> 00:12:00,621
Where's the index?
275
00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:03,291
Oh, no!
276
00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,702
Don't crash. Don't crash!
277
00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:15,252
Gotta catch up!
278
00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:24,233
Uh, check your six. Carry the two.
279
00:12:24,236 --> 00:12:26,189
Huh?
280
00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:29,850
17, other number, Q!
281
00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:33,169
Adjusting for hazardous conditions.
282
00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:46,185
Whoa!
283
00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:50,871
Oh! He's gonna do it!
284
00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:52,807
Go, you bumblebee-like savant!
285
00:12:52,809 --> 00:12:54,114
Go!
286
00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:57,511
Whoo!
287
00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:06,005
Ha ha! Yes! Did it!
288
00:13:06,008 --> 00:13:08,308
Take that, everyone who's not me!
289
00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:12,197
Impressive display, Beaks.
290
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,091
You have really built something here.
291
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,391
Or did he? I couldn't be sure
292
00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:18,698
until I saw how it
performed under pressure.
293
00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:20,979
The precision, the deadly grace.
294
00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:23,950
Oh, yes, I've seen it before.
295
00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:25,519
Ha ha!
296
00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:29,643
Beaks Tech is actually Bulb Tech!
297
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:31,060
That's how he beat me to the punch.
298
00:13:31,063 --> 00:13:32,712
He stole my technology!
299
00:13:32,715 --> 00:13:35,616
Officer, arrest this man!
300
00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:37,752
- Is this true?
- Of course not.
301
00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:39,220
I didn't steal it from him.
302
00:13:39,223 --> 00:13:40,854
I stole it from a public online forum,
303
00:13:40,857 --> 00:13:42,623
then "Beaks'd" it up.
304
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,242
How would one of my inventions
305
00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:48,212
end up online?
306
00:13:48,215 --> 00:13:50,014
- Oh, wow!
- You!
307
00:13:50,017 --> 00:13:51,866
You circumvented the kill switch.
308
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:54,120
Why didn't anyone else on the
message board figure that out?
309
00:13:54,122 --> 00:13:58,265
You posted my top-secret
plans on the Internet?!
310
00:13:58,268 --> 00:13:59,461
You were having so much trouble
311
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,204
keeping your inventions
from turning evil,
312
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:04,074
so I turned to the Net
to crowdsource a solution?
313
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,778
Rah!
314
00:14:05,781 --> 00:14:07,548
Easy! Easy!
315
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:08,749
Gearloose, calm down!
316
00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,818
Fired!
317
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:12,486
No.
318
00:14:15,825 --> 00:14:18,546
Uh, back to town, Mr. McD?
319
00:14:18,549 --> 00:14:19,980
That's all right, Launchpad.
320
00:14:19,983 --> 00:14:21,547
We'll ride with Beaks and BUDDY
321
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,842
to sign the sales paperwork.
322
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:23,967
Come on, Dewey.
323
00:14:26,669 --> 00:14:29,245
So, how did you keep
Bulb Tech from going bad?
324
00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:31,060
- Say what, now?
- The morality circuits.
325
00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:32,895
You modified them to
keep them from going evil.
326
00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:35,195
No, I just made them look less dorky.
327
00:14:35,198 --> 00:14:37,031
They're dumb robots, right?
328
00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:40,702
Oh, no. No, no, no,
no. No, no, no, no, no!
329
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,894
Room for one more?
330
00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:53,999
I have so many ideas, but I try too hard
331
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,230
hoping at least one
of them will stand out.
332
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:58,429
Just vomiting them out at random like,
333
00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,003
"Blah. Solve world hunger.
334
00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:01,766
Blah. Infrared toothbrush."
335
00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:03,635
I just wanna help people, you know?
336
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:06,010
Make them better.
337
00:15:06,013 --> 00:15:08,032
Why? Even if you try to be better,
338
00:15:08,035 --> 00:15:09,775
there always someone better than you.
339
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,900
Maybe with built-in Wi-Fi.
340
00:15:11,903 --> 00:15:13,225
You'll just be ignored.
341
00:15:13,228 --> 00:15:14,790
Best to stop trying.
342
00:15:16,397 --> 00:15:19,498
Man, is there anyone
having a worse day than us?
343
00:15:21,371 --> 00:15:23,546
Churlish child locks!
344
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:25,321
Please remain seated.
345
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,691
Take that, you pneumatic monstrosity!
346
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,566
Buckle up for safety.
347
00:15:29,569 --> 00:15:31,770
Sanctimonious seatbelts!
348
00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:34,194
Oh, we need a logic
puzzle to fry its circuits.
349
00:15:34,197 --> 00:15:36,761
- Uh, robot, what is love?
- That's stupid!
350
00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,226
Robot, could I invent an element
351
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,321
so heavy even I couldn't lift it?
352
00:15:40,324 --> 00:15:41,914
I definitely could.
353
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,749
No, you couldn't!
354
00:15:43,751 --> 00:15:45,050
Aah!
355
00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:46,739
Give it a rest, geniuses!
356
00:15:51,343 --> 00:15:53,992
Yes, you've replaced me
with a cool robot car.
357
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,694
I get it.
358
00:15:58,966 --> 00:16:00,529
BUDDY's gone glitchy.
359
00:16:00,532 --> 00:16:01,967
- They're in trouble!
- What?
360
00:16:03,771 --> 00:16:06,473
I may not be Mr. McD's
driver for much longer,
361
00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:09,607
but he can still count on me
to get him where he's going.
362
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:11,400
I'll keep him busy. You figure out a way
363
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,680
to get them out of that car.
364
00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:14,194
I think I got something for that.
365
00:16:14,197 --> 00:16:16,096
You try corralling them
into a ravine, or...
366
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:17,602
I'll probably just crash into it.
367
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,647
Isn't that really, really unsafe?
368
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:21,627
Tried playing it safe,
369
00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,606
old friend... didn't work.
370
00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:27,316
- Let's get dangerous.
- Let's get dangerous.
371
00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:47,746
Launchpad!
372
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,015
Give me your hand!
373
00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:53,354
Come on!
374
00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:54,469
Pick up, pick up, pick up!
375
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,608
_
376
00:16:57,611 --> 00:16:59,151
Manny! Salvation!
377
00:16:59,154 --> 00:17:00,692
I know we've had our
differences in the past,
378
00:17:00,694 --> 00:17:01,919
but now we must put them aside
379
00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:03,848
for the greater good
of scientific endeavor.
380
00:17:03,851 --> 00:17:04,916
What say you?
381
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:07,146
_
382
00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:10,117
It's me! Fenton Crackshell Cabrera.
383
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,205
Just put the phone up to the floor!
384
00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:20,047
Operating passcode:
Blathering blatherskite!
385
00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:28,987
Manny, did anything happen?
386
00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:30,589
Whoa!
387
00:17:31,239 --> 00:17:32,645
Please keep your hands and arms
388
00:17:32,648 --> 00:17:34,929
inside the vehicle at all times.
389
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,537
Aah!
390
00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:48,907
Dewey!
391
00:17:57,224 --> 00:17:59,358
Gotcha!
392
00:18:07,762 --> 00:18:09,584
Wow!
393
00:18:11,932 --> 00:18:13,969
Hold on, I'll get you
out of here... somehow.
394
00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:15,710
Oh, good, another robot.
395
00:18:15,713 --> 00:18:17,969
Calculating options.
396
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,572
Activating shoulder blades.
397
00:18:20,574 --> 00:18:22,941
I suggest you hold very, very still.
398
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:25,944
Oh, hey!
399
00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:30,042
Come on!
400
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:35,256
Incoming threat.
401
00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:37,293
Come on, suit, do something!
402
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:39,429
Defense mode activated.
403
00:18:40,895 --> 00:18:42,594
Whoa, look out!
404
00:18:49,744 --> 00:18:51,516
Who the blazes are you?
405
00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:52,937
Call me...
406
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:54,977
Gizmoduck!
407
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,583
- Gizmoduck?
- Gizmoduck.
408
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,927
Suit, make it stop. Make it stop!
409
00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,189
Suit, help!
410
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:06,193
Activating gluteal grapple.
411
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:08,223
Ack, miss! Uh, something else!
412
00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:10,648
Activating pectoral parachute.
413
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,162
Stop, stop!
414
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:18,316
Brakes! Brakes!
415
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,686
Aah!
416
00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,489
Huh?
417
00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:29,708
You were a robot this whole time, huh?
418
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,144
- Neat.
- I'm not a...
419
00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:32,792
Warning, incoming threat.
420
00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:35,254
Move!
421
00:19:50,409 --> 00:19:51,663
- Aah!
- Aah!
422
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,447
For your safety, please stop the vehicle
423
00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:06,057
and return to the passenger seat.
424
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:09,239
Looks like the only way
to survive is to crash.
425
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,047
Too dangerous! Too dangerous!
426
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:23,052
Take that, you bucket of bolts.
427
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,896
Oh, I'm sorry, is that offensive, or...
428
00:20:24,899 --> 00:20:26,565
I'm not a...
429
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:34,343
Activate helmet-copter.
430
00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:36,446
Whoo-ooh!
431
00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:38,805
I'm alive! This is awesome!
432
00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:41,907
Aww, looks like somebody's first crash.
433
00:20:51,411 --> 00:20:53,095
Have a good day, Mr. McD.
434
00:20:53,098 --> 00:20:54,248
Nice work today, Launchpad.
435
00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:55,201
See you tomorrow.
436
00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:57,371
You're not gonna replace me?
437
00:20:57,374 --> 00:20:59,545
Replace you? Don't be daft.
438
00:20:59,548 --> 00:21:00,615
Where would I ever find a driver
439
00:21:00,617 --> 00:21:03,031
as crazy and dangerous as I am?
440
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:06,365
Oh! Dewey told me about
your driver's license.
441
00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:08,368
Congratulations.
442
00:21:10,207 --> 00:21:13,308
Aww, your approval is all
the driver's license I need.
443
00:21:13,311 --> 00:21:15,311
Come on.
444
00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:17,812
You should really keep the license.
445
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:23,312
Sir, I was cleaning out my desk
446
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,648
when suddenly the prototype armor
447
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,058
burst from the chamber like
so many split atoms, and...
448
00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:29,443
Eh, save it. You're not fired...
449
00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:31,090
Gizmoduck.
450
00:21:31,093 --> 00:21:33,213
Scrooge is always complaining
451
00:21:33,216 --> 00:21:35,066
my inventions are dangerous.
452
00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:37,171
This armor's gotta be 100% idiot proof,
453
00:21:37,174 --> 00:21:39,241
and, well, you're just
the idiot to prove it.
454
00:21:39,244 --> 00:21:41,439
Oh, thank you, sir!
You won't regret this.
455
00:21:41,442 --> 00:21:43,626
This project stays top
secret till it's out of beta.
456
00:21:43,629 --> 00:21:44,962
I won't tell a soul.
457
00:21:44,965 --> 00:21:46,343
Bye, Gyro!
458
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:47,503
Bye, Gizmoduck!
459
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,909
From now on.
460
00:21:48,912 --> 00:21:51,309
Gizmoduck.
461
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,910
What a stupid name.
462
00:21:56,350 --> 00:22:00,017
Gizmoduck... I must have him.
463
00:22:03,247 --> 00:22:07,600
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