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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:07,024 Good shot, Colin. Well, aren't you the country gent! 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,096 All part of his camouflage. Who's next? 3 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:14,048 Timmo. Still pulling, Carlo? Of course. 4 00:00:14,064 --> 00:00:21,096 Take that in your right hand. I'm left-handed. One cartridge. In here, into the muscle. Ooh, it tickles! 5 00:00:22,012 --> 00:00:27,048 Don't excite him. He'll kill us all! I'm nipping to the pub, OK? Why? 6 00:00:27,064 --> 00:00:33,052 We forgot Carlo's Scotch. Oh, don't worry. No, I won't be a minute. Darling... 7 00:00:33,064 --> 00:00:37,088 Casserole, ten minutes. Take it out. Right. OK, Colin? 8 00:00:37,096 --> 00:00:41,008 OK, stand back. Ready! And pull! 9 00:00:43,048 --> 00:00:46,012 Good shot, Timmo! 10 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:37,060 ..Pull! 11 00:01:37,076 --> 00:01:41,004 Pull! 12 00:01:44,024 --> 00:01:47,024 Evening, Rose, you look good. 13 00:01:47,044 --> 00:01:54,040 Overdressed. We've got friends up and Colin forgot whisky. Is there one called Professors? 14 00:01:56,056 --> 00:01:59,028 Teachers. 15 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:04,052 I'll put it on the slate - just don't go to Jimmy Riddle's. 16 00:02:04,064 --> 00:02:09,028 I nearly did. Then I remembered the snob had banned us. 17 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:21,068 Colin, if you have forgotten my... 18 00:02:41,012 --> 00:02:46,044 Right, then. Let's welcome the new boy. Police Cadet Singh, innit? 19 00:02:46,056 --> 00:02:51,048 Yes, sir. I want you to know we're a warm, loving, happy team here. 20 00:02:51,068 --> 00:02:59,012 We laugh when we like, cry when we like. Belch and fart when we like. Just one thing we don't do - 21 00:02:59,032 --> 00:03:06,032 go home early on the night of a Big Op. Do we, Sergeant Pascoe? No, sir. But this is a minor case. 22 00:03:06,044 --> 00:03:11,084 Not worth giving up supping time for? It was an antiques burglary. 23 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,096 With the ten we've got so far, that's how many? Eleven, sir. 24 00:03:17,004 --> 00:03:19,056 Good. No, thank you. 25 00:03:19,072 --> 00:03:25,040 So, if you're all wondering why I'm keeping you late on a Friday, 26 00:03:25,048 --> 00:03:28,004 my concern is twofold. 27 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:32,032 How many folds, Singh? Two, sir. Give them the tea. 28 00:03:32,048 --> 00:03:39,084 One - eleven burglaries stops being a nuisance and starts being a serious crime. 29 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:45,088 Two - this bugger's violent. He hit an elderly gardener over the head. 30 00:03:46,004 --> 00:03:49,092 He WAS wearing a crash helmet at the time. 31 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:57,088 If he hadn't just hopped off his moped, he'd be dead, and this'd be a murder inquiry. True, Sgt Pascoe? 32 00:03:58,008 --> 00:04:06,008 What we're up to is what your university sods call "preventive policing". Preventative policing. 33 00:04:06,092 --> 00:04:13,064 May I make a phone call, sir? Aye, go on. Better than standing looking bored stiff. 34 00:04:14,072 --> 00:04:16,048 ..Right. 35 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,036 Hello. 36 00:04:32,044 --> 00:04:35,012 Oh, it's you, Watson. 37 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,088 What's happened? 38 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,072 Oh, never mind. 39 00:04:40,088 --> 00:04:48,076 I told Rose we wouldn't make dinner. How about breakfast? ..Tell the fat man he's ruined a lovely weekend. 40 00:04:48,092 --> 00:04:56,044 Note the common factor. Every one of these burglaries happened when the occupiers were on holiday. 41 00:04:56,064 --> 00:05:03,036 Suggesting what to the trained mind? Singh? Close observation of the premises, sir. 42 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:11,052 Or inside information. Welcome back, sunshine. I hear you're withholding something vital. What's that, sir? 43 00:05:11,084 --> 00:05:18,032 When our burglar visited Mrs Cottingley's, he left behind some crucial evidence. 44 00:05:18,044 --> 00:05:23,048 He micturated in a kitchen utensil. What? Urinated in the kettle. 45 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:26,012 Must be a damn good shot! 46 00:05:26,028 --> 00:05:31,000 It wasn't through the spout, sir. I've sent it for analysis. 47 00:05:31,016 --> 00:05:38,016 Good. Because now we know exactly who we're looking for - the Wetherton Micturater. 48 00:05:56,024 --> 00:05:58,064 Oh, beautiful. 49 00:05:58,076 --> 00:06:02,024 Some things are worth being woken up for. 50 00:06:02,036 --> 00:06:07,088 Yes, hang on till the next lay-by. That's how I got into this mess! 51 00:06:10,096 --> 00:06:14,060 You look glowing. Fat and glowing! 52 00:06:14,072 --> 00:06:20,080 Oh, I need a quiet weekend in the country. Thornton Lacey. This is it. 53 00:06:20,092 --> 00:06:23,032 Just in time for breakfast. 54 00:06:31,072 --> 00:06:34,016 Same old Colin. 55 00:06:34,028 --> 00:06:36,068 Old jokes are the best. 56 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:45,072 I sniff bacon and fried bread. I'm starving. 57 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,024 And so's he... or she. 58 00:06:50,048 --> 00:06:53,016 Nothing. Maybe they're not up yet. 59 00:06:56,044 --> 00:06:58,088 The door's open. Go in. 60 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,056 Hello? 61 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:05,068 Hello! 62 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:10,068 They're probably still in bed. 63 00:07:10,076 --> 00:07:12,072 Oh, food! 64 00:07:16,088 --> 00:07:17,168 Come on, aren't you up yet? 65 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:35,204 What a cheek, Derek Backhouse, calling on the morning of a big match. 66 00:07:35,216 --> 00:07:40,168 Yeah... Sergeant Pascoe. He's one of mine. 67 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:44,240 What's he been doing? Exposing himself on the street again? 68 00:07:45,152 --> 00:07:48,160 'He promised not to!' You never change, do you, Andy? 69 00:08:00,184 --> 00:08:02,224 Come on, love. Come inside. 70 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,200 No, I can't breathe in there. 71 00:08:10,188 --> 00:08:15,176 Bugger me. I didn't know Pascoe had enough friends left to spare three. 72 00:08:15,192 --> 00:08:20,240 He says he would've arrived last night but you kept him late. 'True.' 73 00:08:21,148 --> 00:08:23,236 And I want him back here sharpish. 74 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:28,144 Rose... And Timmo and Carlo. 75 00:08:31,192 --> 00:08:34,144 They're all dead? Yep. 76 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,212 Colin! What happened to Colin? 77 00:08:41,156 --> 00:08:43,208 I don't know, love. 78 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:46,160 You must find him, Pete. 79 00:08:46,168 --> 00:08:48,212 He's got to be told. 80 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:54,240 I'm sorry, Sergeant. I wonder if you answer to the name "Sunbeam". 81 00:08:57,156 --> 00:08:59,212 Oh, there you are, Sunbeam. 82 00:08:59,224 --> 00:09:02,164 How's Ellie? 83 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:05,208 Well, she's got more feelings than you. 84 00:09:05,224 --> 00:09:11,172 Listen, don't you know you're not allowed to look for extra murders? 85 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:18,208 'Now, hark to this. This is Boghouse's problem, not yours. Make your statement and leave.' 86 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:25,228 I know the victims are friends, but don't get personally involved. Golden rule of policing. 87 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:31,164 'Boghouse isn't soft. He'll drop you right in it, if he has to.' 88 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:34,144 They're not all like me, you know. 89 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,224 That's all, Sergeant, except... 90 00:09:36,232 --> 00:09:39,184 take care of yourself. 91 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:44,236 'You'll make a good policeman one of these days.' HANGS UP 92 00:09:48,204 --> 00:09:53,236 Morning, Hamblyn. Any news? There's a call out on the blue Jeep. 93 00:09:54,156 --> 00:10:01,232 We're searching for the weapon over there, trying to find witnesses and looking for a Colin Hopkins. 94 00:10:02,148 --> 00:10:08,196 Blue Jeep, sir? Mrs Hopkins's. She used it to go to the Farmers for more Scotch. 95 00:10:08,212 --> 00:10:16,144 Were they heavy drinkers? No, but it was a celebration. Colin had just finished his new book. 96 00:10:21,192 --> 00:10:28,212 Open the gate, please. You're on my land. And those are my coverts you're trampling on! 97 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:33,156 Sir, who are you? Angus Pelman. Are these men yours? 98 00:10:33,172 --> 00:10:40,160 Three people were shot dead last night at Brook Cottage. - My Lord! The Hopkinses? 99 00:10:40,176 --> 00:10:48,160 I own that place! Who's shot? Mrs Hopkins and two friends from London. Damn me! What about Colin? 100 00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:53,204 We're looking for him. Did you pass here last night? I did, yes. 101 00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:58,228 Parish Council meeting. Started 7.30, finished... when, Marianne? 102 00:10:58,236 --> 00:11:01,232 Oh, um... 10.15? 103 00:11:02,144 --> 00:11:05,224 Mrs Culpepper's the Parish Council secretary. 104 00:11:06,144 --> 00:11:12,204 Did you see a blue Jeep parked outside? Saw it coming down, not going back. 105 00:11:12,212 --> 00:11:15,228 ..Let him through, Hamblyn. 106 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:25,196 You found Rose Hopkins by the sundial. Forensic have confirmed that this is where she was shot. 107 00:11:25,212 --> 00:11:32,160 We think it was just after eight, not many minutes after she left the pub. Why? 108 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:37,212 Cap from a fresh bottle. Seal's unbroken. It exploded... 109 00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:40,168 when the pellets hit her. 110 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:48,184 "Horas non numero nisi serenas." I number only the happy hours. 111 00:11:48,196 --> 00:11:53,176 If this were your case, what's the first question you'd ask? 112 00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:59,192 Why would Colin kill his wife and friends? But I can't believe that. 113 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:05,164 With murderers, a common point is that their close friends say 114 00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:09,168 that they're incapable of it. Coroner's here. 115 00:12:09,184 --> 00:12:15,212 Sorry I took so long. I was on the golf course. I was playing with Hartley here. 116 00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:19,220 Hartley Culpepper. My house is just down the road. 117 00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:27,184 I'd like to get the inquest over quickly. In villages rumours start flying about everywhere. 118 00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:30,180 Peter Pascoe. 119 00:12:30,192 --> 00:12:34,240 Oh, you found them. Dreadful. What happens to you now? 120 00:12:35,156 --> 00:12:39,236 My wife's in shock but we're needed as witnesses. Is there an inn? 121 00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:43,196 Two, but one of them doesn't take guests. 122 00:12:43,204 --> 00:12:46,156 Come and stay with us. 123 00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:54,172 We were going to have you all over, anyway. My wife would be delighted. I've met her. Oh? With Mr Pelman. 124 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:59,228 Anyway, we'd be glad to accept. Good. 125 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,208 Aye aye. Who's Man Of The Match? 126 00:13:02,224 --> 00:13:09,232 Wanted - Colin Hopkins. Thought armed and dangerous. Is that Sergeant Pascoe's friend? 127 00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:14,192 Yeah. Silly pillock. Sergeant Pascoe? 128 00:13:14,204 --> 00:13:18,216 No, Superintendent Boghouse. Jumping the gun, that is. 129 00:13:18,228 --> 00:13:22,196 Anyway, get your kecks on. We're going out. 130 00:13:22,212 --> 00:13:29,160 The tranquillity was shattered as villagers woke to the news of a triple murder. 131 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:34,144 Last night, three friends were confronted by an armed killer. 132 00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:38,216 Police are anxious for a fourth friend, Mr Colin Hopkins... 133 00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:43,200 One whisky chaser. Thank you, Sam. Right... 134 00:13:43,212 --> 00:13:46,152 Yes, sir? Um... 135 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,232 Pint of bitter, please. 136 00:13:50,232 --> 00:13:54,172 Did you serve Mrs Hopkins last night? 137 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:58,212 Press, are you? No, I was a friend. 138 00:13:58,224 --> 00:14:04,184 I found them. I can't believe it. Really nice people. 139 00:14:04,196 --> 00:14:09,232 They come in here often? Lately, yes. They got fed up with the Angel. 140 00:14:10,144 --> 00:14:15,144 Landlord by the name of Major James Riddell. Or Jimmy Riddle. 141 00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:18,236 They found this more friendly. What happened? 142 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:22,232 Rose came in just before eight for some Scotch. 143 00:14:23,148 --> 00:14:31,144 Hardly here a minute. Doesn't seem possible in Thornton Lacey. Such a quiet place, it used to be. Not now? 144 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:37,180 Changed completely since the motorway. Only 90 minutes from the smoke now. 145 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:40,200 More squires than peasants now. 146 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,236 Oh, Marianne. 147 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:48,228 You did remember the parish minutes, my dear? 148 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,180 Angus, I never forget anything. You know that. 149 00:14:54,188 --> 00:14:57,148 Right! Freddie, Fenton...! 150 00:14:57,156 --> 00:14:59,192 Drinkies! Come on! Chop chop! 151 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:06,156 Dreadful. Complete tragedy. Just follow the dogs, Marianne. 152 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:11,212 Victims too. Of course, of course. Major. Hello, sir. 153 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:14,168 Boring bloody meeting, eh? 154 00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:18,188 It brings the village together, Angus. Oops! 155 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:24,160 Well, it brings US together! Haven't harmed your beautiful head, have I? 156 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:31,164 I've always tried to keep up standards here, but all I got was abuse from those two. 157 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,220 I've heard that Hopkins was a troublemaker. 158 00:15:34,232 --> 00:15:39,160 Atrocious temper! As for his wife, well... 159 00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:46,164 No gentleman could repeat what she'd come out with! So you're a psychiatrist?! 160 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:50,232 - Who are YOU, another madman? - I say, isn't this exciting 161 00:15:51,148 --> 00:15:56,208 OK, Sergeant Pascoe. That'll do. We don't use Dalziel tactics here. 162 00:15:56,224 --> 00:16:04,208 Sit down. I'll get you a drink. No, sir. This is MY hotel and this gentleman is barred. 163 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:12,160 A warning - don't enter this place again. Didn't know you were on duty. I wasn't. I was eavesdropping. 164 00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:19,180 Riddell was blabbing to the press. That man was a reporter. For Harpers And Queen Sorry. 165 00:16:19,192 --> 00:16:24,188 Riddell was about to explain why he kicked out your friends. 166 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:30,164 Hello, darlings. Coppers? I thought we were being a tad peelerish. 167 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:35,208 You were getting on well with Major Riddell, Mr...? Yes, wasn't I? 168 00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:38,216 Davenant, Anton Davenant. 169 00:16:39,224 --> 00:16:42,208 I do features for gourmet magazines. 170 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:49,444 When you were at school, did they teach you to be kind to little old ladies, 171 00:16:49,452 --> 00:16:52,444 or was it Wetherton Comprehensive? 172 00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:59,388 Remember, we've got nowt. Only a modus operandi. 173 00:17:04,408 --> 00:17:07,448 You, er, you speak Latin, I take it? 174 00:17:07,456 --> 00:17:10,456 No, sir. Is that the same as an MO? 175 00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:13,408 Not quite. Almost. 176 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:16,432 One - nice house in the country. 177 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:23,388 A bit secluded. Two - owners away on holiday. The gardener wasn't. 178 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:28,440 No, but the weather changed, so he came inside and watered the plants. 179 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:36,440 Three - the loot's usually the same. Small antiques and collectables - hard to trace. Cooee! Mr Dalziel! 180 00:17:36,452 --> 00:17:40,420 Four - the owners are generally batty. 181 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:47,448 How's the gardener? Oh, he'll be all right. His crash helmet was ruined. Fortunate he was here. 182 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:52,452 It wasn't for him! They might've taken even more of my stuff! 183 00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:56,452 Take Butch. I'll make us a cuppa. Take Butch, Singh. 184 00:17:56,464 --> 00:18:00,436 Butch, sir? That stinking lump of hair. 185 00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:10,468 Oh, why don't we just go? 186 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:16,388 Be nice to have a bed for the night, but this isn't my scene. I hate it. 187 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,440 Hello... Mrs Pascoe? Yes. 188 00:18:19,452 --> 00:18:23,392 There we go. Thank you. 189 00:18:23,408 --> 00:18:28,436 Welcome to Lacey Manor. If there's anything we can do to help you... 190 00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:35,404 I think what we most need is a rest. My wife... About time! 191 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:41,424 ..I saw you at Brook Cottage this morning. Marianne Culpepper. 192 00:18:41,444 --> 00:18:48,448 Peter Pascoe. I saw you at the Angel. With Angus Pelman. So, Hartley? 193 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:54,392 I invited the Pascoes to spend the night. Instead of Brook Cottage. 194 00:18:54,412 --> 00:19:00,424 Darling, we've got our wires crossed again. I've got people coming for supper. 195 00:19:00,444 --> 00:19:08,440 I know. Why don't you two slip upstairs before the fun starts and I'll pop your supper on a tray? 196 00:19:08,452 --> 00:19:12,464 Honestly! Who'd want my little collectables?! 197 00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:17,460 Where did you keep your little collectables? In the china cabinet. 198 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:22,412 What was taken? 199 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,416 Stones. 200 00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:27,468 Precious stones? Well, not exactly precious. 201 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:32,432 Oh, aye? Just stones? They were very nice Yorkshire stones. 202 00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:40,400 Mr Dalziel, I can see why this thief would take my collection, but why... wee-wee in my kettle? 203 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:46,372 Maybe the excitement. Who knew you were going away? Only the gardener. 204 00:19:46,388 --> 00:19:53,372 I was staying with my sister. It was sudden. She slipped on a cream bun and broke her ankle. 205 00:19:53,388 --> 00:19:58,448 Thanks, Mrs Cottingley. I promise you we'll leave no stone unturned. 206 00:20:05,608 --> 00:20:07,660 You all right, then? 207 00:20:07,676 --> 00:20:13,636 Bet you're wondering who the little man with Hartley Culpepper is? 208 00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:18,688 Moves in top circles, eh? What does he do? Hartley? Public relations. 209 00:20:18,704 --> 00:20:22,672 One of the big fish. Nordrill, I think. 210 00:20:22,684 --> 00:20:28,612 It is. Oil and drilling. We make holes in the bottom of the sea. 211 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,664 And in the bottom of the Cotswolds? 212 00:20:30,684 --> 00:20:37,676 No. I work in London and I love Oxfordshire. - Easy spin down the M40, isn't it? 213 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,676 Freddie, Fenton, stay! Good dogs. 214 00:20:47,672 --> 00:20:50,704 Oh, dear, you've started without me! 215 00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:55,672 Evening, my dear! You look absolutely blooming! 216 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,672 Angus Pelman, Lord Of Our Manor! 217 00:20:59,684 --> 00:21:04,668 He and Mrs Culpepper wouldn't happen to be a number, would they? 218 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,700 A publican has to be the soul of discretion. 219 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,648 You OK? 220 00:21:18,664 --> 00:21:25,688 Brought you some supper. I don't think so. I still feel dreadful. Come on, you've got to eat. 221 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:36,704 What's been keeping you down there with that lot? It's a case. 222 00:21:37,616 --> 00:21:42,612 Not YOUR case. Not YOUR patch. Nothing YOU can do. 223 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:09,704 I didn't know there was a swinging party going on. 224 00:22:11,612 --> 00:22:13,660 I'll come back another time. 225 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:21,680 You're a friend of the Culpeppers, as well? Met them at artistic do's in London. He collects, you know. 226 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:24,632 Just thought I might look them up. 227 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:28,624 And Colin... Hopkins? You know him too? 228 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:33,660 Oh... Yes, I met him through Timmo. Timmo Mansfield? 229 00:22:33,676 --> 00:22:37,692 Two of a kind. Are you sure you're a journalist? 230 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:43,692 Yes, darling. Back of the paper - eaties, drinkies, general goodies... 231 00:22:43,704 --> 00:22:50,640 I can't bear crime. It attracts the worst kind of reporter. 232 00:22:50,656 --> 00:22:57,696 Yet you interviewed Jimmy Riddle. To find out what happened. Would you call Colin a raving Marxist? 233 00:22:58,612 --> 00:23:05,648 No, I wouldn't. Nor would I. That's what Riddell called him. A dire phrase in HIS insult book. 234 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,688 What made them fall out? 235 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,684 Mmm. My question exactly. 236 00:23:10,704 --> 00:23:17,636 Apparently, there was a row in the Sportsman's bar. Riddell's a classic snob. 237 00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:22,684 One night, he refuses some kids in bikers' gear. Rose complains, 238 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:26,700 tells him he's a tight arse. He calls her a bitch. 239 00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:29,668 Colin tips his drink over him. 240 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:35,620 There. Sounds like fun to me. It doesn't explain a triple murder. 241 00:23:36,672 --> 00:23:38,700 ..No. 242 00:23:40,648 --> 00:23:47,692 Care for a drink at the Angel? Time I went back in, Mr Davenant. Suit yourself, old darling. 243 00:23:57,668 --> 00:24:01,692 Come in. 244 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:05,608 ..Was anyone there? 245 00:24:05,616 --> 00:24:07,676 A Mr Davenant was in your grounds. 246 00:24:07,684 --> 00:24:10,680 Friend of Marianne's. Whisky? 247 00:24:10,688 --> 00:24:12,684 Thank you. 248 00:24:12,696 --> 00:24:15,696 Very interesting room, Mr Culpepper. 249 00:24:16,612 --> 00:24:22,692 I'm glad you like it. D'you care for porcelain? I don't know enough about it. 250 00:24:22,704 --> 00:24:27,636 Have you got it all properly insured? Oh, yes, yes. 251 00:24:27,652 --> 00:24:34,632 But, you see, it doesn't have a price. Not to me. Just a value. It's irreplaceable. 252 00:24:34,644 --> 00:24:39,632 The fascination's in the collecting. I've liked it since I was a boy. 253 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:43,644 A relief after a day in the corridors of power? 254 00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:47,700 There, nothing has a value and everything has a price. 255 00:24:48,616 --> 00:24:54,636 Known the Hopkinses long? Since they moved here a few months ago. Nice couple. 256 00:24:54,652 --> 00:25:01,640 D'you know anyone who maybe hated them? Apart from JR? No, but you have the wrong idea about villages. 257 00:25:01,652 --> 00:25:06,628 These days, they're not cut off. They're part of a bigger world. 258 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:11,612 Colin spent half his time in London. He might've made a few enemies. 259 00:25:11,628 --> 00:25:15,700 He had quite a temper. But you'd know that if you were friends. 260 00:25:16,612 --> 00:25:20,660 'Voice from the grave. Or, indeed, from the underworld.' 261 00:25:20,676 --> 00:25:27,620 From which I'll lead you back into the land of the living. 262 00:25:28,644 --> 00:25:32,640 Stay next weekend. Come and stay next weekend. 263 00:25:32,652 --> 00:25:33,696 Friday night. 264 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,648 Fun starts at dinner. Be there. 265 00:25:36,656 --> 00:25:39,640 My Eloisa and Abelard. 266 00:25:39,648 --> 00:25:40,704 Peter...! 267 00:25:41,612 --> 00:25:42,704 Peter? 268 00:25:48,116 --> 00:25:55,064 Hello, hearts. Is this where they're holding the inquest thing? Move along, sir. 269 00:25:55,076 --> 00:26:00,120 ..and police continue looking for the blue Jeep and the fourth friend, 270 00:26:00,128 --> 00:26:03,116 who may be armed and dangerous. 271 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:06,124 We have heard all three deceased 272 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:10,100 were killed by a 12-bore shotgun. 273 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:14,136 We must of course await the pathologist's report. 274 00:26:14,148 --> 00:26:19,124 But there is also a common time of death - 275 00:26:19,136 --> 00:26:25,088 between 8pm and 11pm. 276 00:26:25,096 --> 00:26:29,060 I express my sympathy to Mr Pascoe 277 00:26:29,076 --> 00:26:34,116 and, I presume, Mrs Pascoe, who found the tragic victims. 278 00:26:34,132 --> 00:26:39,064 We have heard that police anticipate an early arrest 279 00:26:39,076 --> 00:26:43,060 and wish them every success with their enquiries. 280 00:26:43,072 --> 00:26:47,140 In the meantime, I adjourn this inquest sine die. 281 00:26:47,156 --> 00:26:52,096 What are you doing here? Are you OK? Nearly. 282 00:26:52,108 --> 00:26:55,152 Early arrest? What do they mean? Colin. 283 00:26:56,064 --> 00:26:58,108 What have you told them? Nothing! 284 00:26:58,128 --> 00:27:05,076 You don't think Colin's really a suspect? Suspect or not, we want him found, don't we? 285 00:27:05,096 --> 00:27:13,084 If Dalziel had let us come Friday night, this wouldn't have happened! No, it could've happened to us too! 286 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:21,080 Excuse me, can you give Sgt Crowther some statements? I'll look after your wife. Well, what's it to be - 287 00:27:21,096 --> 00:27:25,152 a short, bumpy car ride or a stroll through the village? 288 00:27:26,068 --> 00:27:33,104 We go back a long way. Three couples at university together. None of us knew where we were heading. 289 00:27:33,124 --> 00:27:39,116 Then Colin and Rose married. Happily? I always thought so. 290 00:27:39,136 --> 00:27:47,088 Then Carlo went to do a PhD in Glasgow. Timmo became a Eurocrat in Brussels. I became a lecturer. 291 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:50,092 Pete put on the helmet of salvation. 292 00:27:50,108 --> 00:27:55,148 Sorry? Became a copper. But I married him in spite of it! 293 00:27:56,064 --> 00:28:00,064 And this weekend, you all arranged to meet up? 294 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:07,116 A month ago, I'd arranged to see Colin in London. He's a journalist. I'm trying to be a novelist. 295 00:28:07,132 --> 00:28:11,092 Thought I might get some help. With a book? 296 00:28:11,104 --> 00:28:14,260 Excuse me! Thank you! 297 00:28:14,305 --> 00:28:16,357 Sergeant Crowther. 298 00:28:18,341 --> 00:28:21,369 Oh... Are you a policeman? 299 00:28:21,385 --> 00:28:29,341 You'll do. My sister and I keep the post office. She runs the counter and I deliver letters. 300 00:28:29,353 --> 00:28:31,393 You know how it is in a village - 301 00:28:32,309 --> 00:28:38,321 we're not too official. So, if letters come for the village, we just take them. 302 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:44,301 It was the usual Colin. Instead of MY book, we talked about HIS - 303 00:28:44,313 --> 00:28:49,345 Poverty In The '90s: Executive Unemployment And White Collar Debt. 304 00:28:49,365 --> 00:28:55,349 I said he was crazy doing it in the Cotswolds. He said I didn't know the half. 305 00:28:55,365 --> 00:29:02,353 When I heard the awful news, I thought this might be important - a letter from Mr Hopkins. 306 00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:09,349 It wasn't Royal Mail - he just handed it in. I thought Sgt Crowther ought to see it. 307 00:29:09,369 --> 00:29:16,345 Quite right. I'll take that. - I'll get that typed up and circulated, Mrs Pascoe. 308 00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:20,317 Take this, sir, before it gets into the wrong hands. 309 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:25,309 Mr Pascoe, thank you for your patience. Have a safe journey home. 310 00:30:08,297 --> 00:30:09,365 'Damaged perforations.' 311 00:30:09,373 --> 00:30:12,357 I'd recognise these stamps anywhere. 312 00:30:12,369 --> 00:30:17,365 Superintendent's busy. Oh, maybe Sgt Pascoe could help you. 313 00:30:17,377 --> 00:30:21,389 This is Mr Sturgeon, one of the burglary victims. 314 00:30:22,305 --> 00:30:29,325 A friend of mine bought these and, as I'm an expert, showed me them. I knew them right off. 315 00:30:29,341 --> 00:30:36,305 They're mine. Very nice. Where did your friend find them? Birkham, on the moors. 316 00:30:36,325 --> 00:30:44,325 Lovely up there, in't it? - Aye, gradely. It was an antique shop, Etherege and Burne-Jones. 317 00:30:44,341 --> 00:30:51,305 OK, we'll keep them for enquiries and give you a receipt. Another thing, Sergeant. 318 00:30:51,325 --> 00:30:58,373 Could you see if the Scottish police know this chap? Archie Selkirk. Strath Farm, Lochart, Inverness. 319 00:30:58,393 --> 00:31:05,329 What about him? Who he is, where he's got to... I'm sorry, Mr Sturgeon. 320 00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:10,333 We're not an information bureau. Busy enough as it is. 321 00:31:11,377 --> 00:31:15,369 All right. Please yourself. Thanks, anyway. 322 00:31:15,389 --> 00:31:23,329 Poor old beggar. Used to have a timber supply business up Ormiston Road. 323 00:31:23,345 --> 00:31:29,381 Sold up and retired two years ago. But he's a real Yorkshire tyke - just can't settle. 324 00:31:30,301 --> 00:31:37,349 Not a lot to do with yourself, is there, when your job's gone? He isn't the only one. True enough. 325 00:31:40,353 --> 00:31:43,305 Hi, it's me. How are you? 326 00:31:43,317 --> 00:31:45,361 Yeah, I know. 327 00:31:45,373 --> 00:31:49,317 Cancel the lecture if you feel too bad. 328 00:31:49,329 --> 00:31:52,301 How about lunch in Birkham? 329 00:31:52,313 --> 00:31:55,389 One o'clock? Yeah, I'm going to be up that way. 330 00:31:56,297 --> 00:31:58,341 Right. Love you. 331 00:31:58,361 --> 00:32:05,313 Yeah, OK. Bye. D'you mind not talking to your doxy when I'm staring at you? Sorry, sir. 332 00:32:05,329 --> 00:32:13,329 Was there something? Aye. Get your boots on. Your Micturater's been at it again, only he was interrupted. 333 00:32:13,341 --> 00:32:16,393 We've got a witness? No, we've got a corpse. 334 00:32:31,305 --> 00:32:33,353 Name's Matthew Lewis. 335 00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:40,385 He was an estate agent. But that's not ours to judge, is it? You OK, sir? Of course I am. 336 00:32:41,297 --> 00:32:44,393 You don't look all that good to me yourself. 337 00:32:45,305 --> 00:32:50,301 What makes you so sure it was the Micturater? You can sniff it. 338 00:32:50,313 --> 00:32:54,389 Collector. Staffordshire pots or something. Off on holiday. 339 00:32:55,301 --> 00:32:58,341 Nice house in the country. Big grounds... 340 00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:01,297 It's a bungalow, sir, in suburbia. 341 00:33:01,309 --> 00:33:05,349 You always were a stickler for detail, weren't you? 342 00:33:05,365 --> 00:33:12,333 OK, Wieldy, who did it? Where is he, and what have you put in his confession? Morning, sir. 343 00:33:12,353 --> 00:33:20,329 He's from Lewis and Cowley, Estate Agents. "Simply the best"? Yeah. He and his wife were in Scotland. 344 00:33:20,341 --> 00:33:25,313 He drove down on Friday night for a meeting with his partner. 345 00:33:25,329 --> 00:33:33,309 He didn't return, so she came back, found him battered to death. The body's in here. Where's Mrs Lewis? 346 00:33:33,325 --> 00:33:38,321 Staying with a neighbour. Very upset. Couldn't tell us much. 347 00:33:38,329 --> 00:33:40,377 'Lewis? Where are you? 348 00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:45,321 'I want you to call me. 349 00:33:59,364 --> 00:34:06,364 Probably happened Saturday afternoon, about 24 hours before his wife found him. What was taken? 350 00:34:06,376 --> 00:34:11,368 Quite good stuff, insured for ã25,000, according to Mrs Lewis. 351 00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:18,352 What was in here? Silverware, including a snooker trophy. Pure Micturater. 352 00:34:18,368 --> 00:34:24,404 No, there's a difference between peeing in a kettle and beating a man to death. 353 00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:28,356 They both leave a foul mess to clear up. 354 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:34,328 What's your theory, sunshine? An estate agent... Disgruntled client? 355 00:34:34,344 --> 00:34:41,332 Got gazumped once, did you? The answerphone. Someone was after him. No sign of a struggle. 356 00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:49,348 So maybe he knew his attacker. Or the Micturater was in the house already... jumped him from behind. 357 00:34:49,408 --> 00:34:53,328 Could that be it, Doctor? Could be. Andy, 358 00:34:53,344 --> 00:35:00,332 I don't like that cough. Sorry, it's the only one I've got. Look, you're coughing too much. 359 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:07,376 It's time we had a proper look at you. My surgery, tomorrow morning. I won't take no for an answer. 360 00:35:07,388 --> 00:35:09,380 Yes, Doctor. 361 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:21,412 Well, don't just stand there. Check out that estate agents'. 362 00:35:38,364 --> 00:35:43,356 Sorry, bad time. My partner's death has left me with a load of problems. 363 00:35:43,368 --> 00:35:48,348 Us, too. This is a murder inquiry. I'm Detective Sergeant Pascoe. 364 00:35:52,348 --> 00:35:55,320 John Cowley, Matt's partner. 365 00:35:55,332 --> 00:36:00,408 Is all this necessary? I thought Matt was killed by a burglar. 366 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,368 We like to check everything. 367 00:36:03,384 --> 00:36:10,332 You don't seem to have many deceptively large properties on offer. You mean houses? 368 00:36:10,348 --> 00:36:17,336 No, we specialise in business packages - commercial premises, landed estates... 369 00:36:17,352 --> 00:36:21,400 If it's a desirable semi you want, you go elsewhere. 370 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:28,404 Was it a business package that made Mr Lewis return from Scotland? Who said that? Mrs Lewis. 371 00:36:29,324 --> 00:36:35,408 Said he had an urgent meeting. Urgent? Well, he drove down overnight. No, that's pure Matt. 372 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,388 All action. A real mover and shaker. 373 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:43,340 This meeting, it was you, Mr Lewis and...? And no-one. 374 00:36:43,356 --> 00:36:49,340 So, it couldn't be done by phone or fax? Matt was very hands-on. 375 00:36:49,356 --> 00:36:54,356 Look, he'd go between Wetherton and Scotland ten, twelve times a year. 376 00:36:54,372 --> 00:36:58,320 He just wanted to check out his bottom line. 377 00:36:58,336 --> 00:37:05,360 Why did he go back home? No idea. To get papers, feed the dog...? Meet a client? I wouldn't know. 378 00:37:05,372 --> 00:37:09,324 We were business partners, not bosom mates. 379 00:37:09,336 --> 00:37:14,348 His cottage in Scotland, where is it? In the glens. 380 00:37:14,364 --> 00:37:20,400 Somewhere near Inverness. Lochart? Don't remember. Never been to Scotland. 381 00:37:43,392 --> 00:37:51,372 No, don't tell me. The fat man asked you to clean his boots, so you did? The man thinks he possesses you. 382 00:37:51,388 --> 00:37:55,336 No, Ellie. Another body, another murder. 383 00:37:57,356 --> 00:38:00,328 Why did I ever marry a policeman? 384 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:07,336 Why not go home and relax? We don't just have you to think about. Don't mollycoddle me! 385 00:38:07,356 --> 00:38:14,336 Why don't we go into this antiques place, buy something to cheer you up? OK. 386 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,324 Anyway... you all right? 387 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:26,376 No, I'm not, but I staggered through my lecture. Students must think I'm crazy. 388 00:38:26,392 --> 00:38:31,336 Any news of Colin? Nothing. He's well and truly disappeared. 389 00:38:33,392 --> 00:38:40,396 I rang Rose's parents. Her body's been released. Funeral's on Thursday and you're coming... 390 00:38:40,408 --> 00:38:44,348 whether the big slob likes it or not. 391 00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:56,368 Hello? 392 00:38:57,380 --> 00:39:01,320 Oh, hello. D'you mind if we look around? 393 00:39:01,332 --> 00:39:05,372 Please, be my guest. Thanks. 394 00:39:18,344 --> 00:39:23,368 I didn't know you liked stamps. Don't know much about me, do you? 395 00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:26,352 Wouldn't happen to be working, hmm? 396 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,324 How could I be? 397 00:39:29,332 --> 00:39:31,356 ..These are nice? 398 00:39:31,372 --> 00:39:38,320 All good local work. Very local. Me. Always keep your neighbourhood craftsman happy. 399 00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:43,364 And rich! 20% off to test your sincerity. The gentleman will pay. 400 00:39:43,376 --> 00:39:46,376 Thanks... See you later. See you. 401 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,412 Cheers 402 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,404 So, you're Burne-Jones? 403 00:39:52,416 --> 00:39:55,364 Nearly. Jonathan Etherege. 404 00:39:56,380 --> 00:40:02,400 Seen these before? Scraps of paper to me. My partner deals with stamps. 405 00:40:02,416 --> 00:40:07,364 I think he hangs around school playgrounds doing swopsies. 406 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:12,336 Can I speak to him? He's in Corsica on holiday. 407 00:40:12,352 --> 00:40:16,344 I suppose you've seen lists like these before. 408 00:40:16,352 --> 00:40:19,388 Stolen goods? Bill, are you? 409 00:40:19,404 --> 00:40:26,340 We try to check where all our stuff comes from, but you know how it is with antiques. 410 00:40:26,356 --> 00:40:30,336 Staffordshire pot dogs? We're mainly furniture. 411 00:40:30,352 --> 00:40:36,408 They're collectables. Take anything you like to check it. Very cooperative of you. No... 412 00:40:36,416 --> 00:40:40,324 Nothing's worth more than a few quid. 413 00:40:46,412 --> 00:40:49,352 Come on... Come on, this way. 414 00:40:51,364 --> 00:40:55,404 We'll check their ID. Jonathan. Then I'll return them. 415 00:40:55,416 --> 00:40:59,340 Good. Bring the young lady. Might make a sale. 416 00:41:01,344 --> 00:41:05,416 There you are, sunshine. Bought you a pint. Very kind, sir. 417 00:41:06,332 --> 00:41:13,320 Thought you might need it. Call from your friend Boghouse - picked up a bloke in Nottingham. 418 00:41:13,332 --> 00:41:16,368 Colin Hopkins? That's the general idea. 419 00:41:16,384 --> 00:41:20,332 Sorry, son. I'm not sure what for, but I'm sorry. 420 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:23,324 Now, let's do some work. 421 00:41:23,332 --> 00:41:25,380 Talk to Lewis's partner? 422 00:41:25,392 --> 00:41:29,336 Yeah, the age of the yuppie isn't dead. 423 00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:35,368 Poncy bugger? Not the sort you'd buy a used house from. Not much help either. 424 00:41:35,388 --> 00:41:43,372 Says Lewis came back for a meeting that wasn't important. So it's back to the disgruntled client theory? 425 00:41:43,384 --> 00:41:48,336 Yes. We still don't know why he went to the house. 426 00:41:48,352 --> 00:41:54,388 Mrs Lewis says when she left the house last week, she unplugged the answerphone. 427 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,380 Lewis was annoyed and went home to switch it on. 428 00:41:58,392 --> 00:42:03,400 So, that call was made AFTER he died. Screws up your client theory. 429 00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:08,356 Leaves just two lines of enquiry - the break-ins themselves 430 00:42:08,368 --> 00:42:12,384 and the disposal of the loot, which is quality stuff. 431 00:42:12,396 --> 00:42:17,404 Our Micturater won't hang about with it. How's he getting rid? 432 00:42:18,324 --> 00:42:24,320 I checked the place where the stamps turned up. Nothing. Look, a chuffed policeman. 433 00:42:24,332 --> 00:42:29,360 Why did the Micturater micturate in the kettle? Defacement of premises. 434 00:42:29,376 --> 00:42:33,364 Some lads get off on that stuff. No, sir, not that. 435 00:42:37,332 --> 00:42:45,332 Go on, have a go. Forensic checked that kettle. Our lad has diabetes, which causes frequent urination. 436 00:42:45,412 --> 00:42:49,324 This stuff does the same. 437 00:43:07,348 --> 00:43:11,336 Edgar, love, can you bring back some cat food? 438 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,364 It's not cold, is it? As a witch's tit. 439 00:43:36,384 --> 00:43:41,360 Would you lie down on your back, please? 440 00:43:43,376 --> 00:43:51,348 While you're buggering about down there, you could do something useful. Tell me about diabetes. 441 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:57,324 Or wasn't it discovered when you graduated? You've not got diabetes. 442 00:43:57,340 --> 00:44:05,340 Good, but someone we wish to see in the course of our enquiries has. Roll over, will you? How d'you know? 443 00:44:05,396 --> 00:44:10,384 He left behind a kettle full of urine. What type? 444 00:44:10,392 --> 00:44:13,360 I think it was a Swan. 445 00:44:13,372 --> 00:44:15,412 Not the kettle! 446 00:44:16,324 --> 00:44:19,360 There's three different types of diabetes. 447 00:44:19,372 --> 00:44:22,380 There's type A... Ow! 448 00:44:22,388 --> 00:44:25,348 Type B... Ow! Type C. 449 00:44:26,396 --> 00:44:31,404 Did you spend five years learning the alphabet? And type AB. Ow! 450 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:34,356 Type A's the best known. 451 00:44:34,376 --> 00:44:40,360 Makes you dependent on insulin injections. Symptoms are excessive thirst 452 00:44:40,376 --> 00:44:46,348 and frequent urinating. Right, you can sit up now. Oh... 453 00:44:46,356 --> 00:44:49,360 What a gut you've got on you! 454 00:44:49,376 --> 00:44:53,408 If you WERE to get diabetes, you'd get type B. 455 00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:56,392 That's better, is it? 456 00:44:56,408 --> 00:45:01,364 Strikes at middle age, victims are generally overweight. 457 00:45:01,376 --> 00:45:05,348 Usually treated orally, not by injection. 458 00:45:05,356 --> 00:45:09,328 Can I put my knickers on now? Yeah. 459 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:12,360 What about AB? Stress diabetes. 460 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:15,416 People in their 30s and 40s get it usually. 461 00:45:16,332 --> 00:45:22,400 - It's like type B, only the victim's quite frequently underweight. - That's a big help 462 00:45:22,412 --> 00:45:27,336 All I need to find is a thin man between 30 and 40, 463 00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:33,368 - a fat man of 40 to 50, and a thin or fat man of any age Not quite. - Oh? 464 00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:37,340 Could be a woman... Right, now. 465 00:45:37,352 --> 00:45:41,396 I've fixed you up for some X-rays at the hospital. 466 00:45:41,412 --> 00:45:46,408 I like to get in all the evidence before I make a prognosis! Oh 467 00:46:19,686 --> 00:46:24,690 What was he doing on the moor? I've got to see him. 468 00:46:24,702 --> 00:46:29,638 The old lad was so worried lately. Worried about what? 469 00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:33,642 Money, his investments, what would become of me... 470 00:46:33,654 --> 00:46:36,662 He was afraid of being poor again. 471 00:46:36,678 --> 00:46:42,702 Something went amiss over the weekend. I've never seen him like it. 472 00:46:43,610 --> 00:46:45,694 Besides, he never went there before. 473 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,694 You just rest there, Mrs Sturgeon. 474 00:46:51,694 --> 00:46:55,666 Have you got a friend who can come over? 475 00:47:15,622 --> 00:47:16,698 M-Mavis... 476 00:47:18,658 --> 00:47:20,690 I want to see Mavis. 477 00:47:28,618 --> 00:47:34,634 What's that? A plan for refighting the Gulf War? Connections - Lewis and Sturgeon. 478 00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:41,642 Both members of the Liberal Club. One dead, one critical in hospital. Liberal Club? 479 00:47:41,662 --> 00:47:49,642 One of the few clubs I've not been chucked out of. Mind you, that's probably because I never joined it. 480 00:47:49,662 --> 00:47:55,682 And then, Lochart, near Inverness. Lewis had a cottage there and Sturgeon knew about someone there. 481 00:47:55,694 --> 00:47:59,702 A Mr Selkirk. We got a phone number, the Lochart Hotel. 482 00:48:00,622 --> 00:48:06,690 Selkirk stayed there twice, about a month ago. Did he leave an address? A London hotel. 483 00:48:07,606 --> 00:48:11,630 So, we know he likes hotels. Why not ask Sturgeon? 484 00:48:11,646 --> 00:48:18,654 Too ill, sir. We checked his car. It was mechanically sound. I'm getting your drift, laddie. 485 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:23,658 You think Sturgeon did Lewis in... for some unknown reason. 486 00:48:23,666 --> 00:48:26,638 Then drove off the road. Well... 487 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,698 Suicide after murder isn't uncommon. 488 00:48:30,610 --> 00:48:33,618 I know. It's feasible, isn't it? 489 00:48:33,630 --> 00:48:37,674 Never heard owt so daft in my life! Lewis was burgled. 490 00:48:37,694 --> 00:48:44,686 That connects his case with eleven other victims. Including Sturgeon. Here, give me that. 491 00:48:51,614 --> 00:48:54,606 That's where you wanna be looking! 492 00:48:55,654 --> 00:49:02,694 I've got to see the doctor. Have a pint waiting for me in the Black Bull later - assuming I'm spared! 493 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:08,670 Never mind. He's not himself. 494 00:49:11,666 --> 00:49:14,694 Go on, then. Tell me the worst. 495 00:49:15,606 --> 00:49:18,646 Worried, are we? Bloody terrified, Doc. 496 00:49:18,658 --> 00:49:23,658 Bet you've been running through all the diseases known to man. 497 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:28,606 Well, you'll be glad to know you've got none of them. 498 00:49:28,622 --> 00:49:34,610 Am I here under false pretences?! And I've put off coming to see you for months! 499 00:49:34,622 --> 00:49:36,666 Now, you're very far from perfect! 500 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:41,662 You drink, smoke and eat too much, and you interrupt your doctor. 501 00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:45,630 The bad news is, if you don't take my advice, 502 00:49:45,646 --> 00:49:53,630 in a year you'll be laid low by any one of a dozen diseases - high blood pressure, thrombosis, bronchitis... 503 00:49:53,642 --> 00:49:57,650 Now, I've got this diet sheet for you. 504 00:49:57,658 --> 00:50:00,614 You need to lose at least a stone. 505 00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:02,666 It's going to be tough... 506 00:50:03,678 --> 00:50:07,670 ..especially without alcohol or nicotine. 507 00:50:07,686 --> 00:50:13,622 You're a bloody sadist, Doctor. Follow it closely. No excuses. 508 00:50:13,634 --> 00:50:15,634 All right. 509 00:50:15,654 --> 00:50:22,674 Now I've dedicated my body to science, do something for me. You're in the Liberal Club. 510 00:50:22,694 --> 00:50:30,646 You don't want me to put you up, do you? I'm not that sick! Buy me a drink there tomorrow - a soft one. 511 00:50:30,658 --> 00:50:34,670 You'll, eh, send me the bill for all this lot? 512 00:50:34,690 --> 00:50:42,670 Too bloody true! Hey, don't forget this, and pay it quick. I don't want to make a claim on your estate! 513 00:50:50,662 --> 00:50:55,610 Would the congregation please rise for the committal? 514 00:50:57,694 --> 00:51:02,690 Having commended into the hands of God our sister departed, 515 00:51:02,702 --> 00:51:06,642 we now commit her body to be cremated. 516 00:51:06,654 --> 00:51:10,694 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, putting our whole trust 517 00:51:11,614 --> 00:51:18,666 in the mercy of our heavenly father, and in the victory of his son, Jesus Christ, our Lord, 518 00:51:18,682 --> 00:51:25,610 who died, was buried and rose again for us and is alive 519 00:51:25,618 --> 00:51:29,622 and reigns for ever and ever. Amen. 520 00:51:29,630 --> 00:51:31,678 Amen. 521 00:51:42,682 --> 00:51:45,622 Excuse me. Sir. 522 00:51:45,634 --> 00:51:50,622 I heard you picked up Colin Hopkins in Nottingham. Mistaken identity. 523 00:51:50,638 --> 00:51:57,678 The man was a Romanian on a false passport. So the case is still wide open? Very much so. 524 00:51:57,694 --> 00:52:04,682 Since you left Thornton, things have been quiet, simmering. I'm amazed there's so much to simmer. 525 00:52:04,698 --> 00:52:11,686 Colin and Rose were only there a few months. Long enough to make at least one enemy. Riddell? 526 00:52:11,698 --> 00:52:16,698 Your friend was a writer. Did you know he was researching the village? 527 00:52:17,618 --> 00:52:24,626 Yeah, for the book he was writing. Turned out there was no Major Riddell. A Sergeant Riddell, yes. 528 00:52:24,646 --> 00:52:30,642 He's lucky that didn't reach print. It was all in that letter you tried to acquire. 529 00:52:30,650 --> 00:52:32,694 Was your friend given to blackmail? 530 00:52:33,610 --> 00:52:39,698 No, I'd say he saw himself as a fearless journalist. Like Mr Davenant. See you at the inquest. 531 00:52:41,614 --> 00:52:45,650 Good to see you again, Mr Pascoe, despite the sad occasion. 532 00:52:45,658 --> 00:52:48,626 Congratulations on your wife - 533 00:52:48,642 --> 00:52:53,650 an intellectual pearl in the constabulary crown, I must say. 534 00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:59,614 What was all that about? 535 00:52:59,622 --> 00:53:01,666 He was asking about Colin. 536 00:53:03,606 --> 00:53:05,610 Any news? 537 00:53:05,618 --> 00:53:07,658 Still nothing. 538 00:53:09,646 --> 00:53:11,686 I'm getting very afraid, Peter. 539 00:53:11,694 --> 00:53:14,638 That Colin's dead? 540 00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,690 That he did it. 541 00:53:16,702 --> 00:53:19,654 What would any of us do... 542 00:53:19,662 --> 00:53:22,614 if we were really pushed? 543 00:53:22,626 --> 00:53:26,626 We don't know of anything that would've pushed him. 544 00:53:26,638 --> 00:53:28,654 Ellie... 545 00:53:33,618 --> 00:53:39,666 How are you feeling then, Andy? Never better. And I've a doctor's note to prove it. 546 00:53:39,686 --> 00:53:47,610 The thought of you knocking the balls round our baize... Enough to scare anybody into a confession! 547 00:53:47,626 --> 00:53:53,606 I prefer rugby. It's dirtier. And I'm no good with funny handshakes! 548 00:53:53,618 --> 00:53:58,610 Heavens, it's true! You weren't winding us up, Alan? 549 00:53:58,622 --> 00:54:03,614 It's difficult to resist a superintendent when he insists! 550 00:54:03,626 --> 00:54:07,702 This is the man who thinks Attila The Hun was a bit left-wing! 551 00:54:08,618 --> 00:54:14,610 Cheers, Andy. I don't believe it! The lad's on the wagon! 552 00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:21,674 A pound a point, is it? So long as Andy doesn't talk business and put me off. 553 00:54:21,686 --> 00:54:26,670 I thought talking business was what happened here. 554 00:54:26,686 --> 00:54:33,618 Matthew Lewis, for instance. Were he as sharp with money as he was at this lark? 555 00:54:33,634 --> 00:54:39,682 We're all sharp. Matt handled some of the more unusual aspects of property speculation. 556 00:54:39,698 --> 00:54:47,614 So did the Church of England. Aye, and we all know what happened to them. Noolan, 557 00:54:47,626 --> 00:54:52,618 you should know - was Lewis in the black or the red? 558 00:54:52,634 --> 00:54:59,662 I've a bank manager's secret oath to keep. There must be a few cracks in the old boy network. 559 00:54:59,678 --> 00:55:05,658 Put it like this - whoever settles that estate won't be paying out much. 560 00:55:05,674 --> 00:55:11,642 Matt, like you, enjoyed the good things in life - indiscriminately. 561 00:55:11,658 --> 00:55:18,618 For him, wine, women and song. For you, beer, cigarettes and rugby! I only risk my body. 562 00:55:18,630 --> 00:55:23,614 He risked his overdraft, as well. Do any business with him, Jacko? 563 00:55:23,626 --> 00:55:28,702 He tried to interest me in land up in Scotland. Said they'd found oil. 564 00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:34,666 Can't beat that, can you? You can! The oil company was in trouble! 565 00:55:34,686 --> 00:55:42,650 Conservationists were after them. Last week, I saw they pulled out of land-based exploration completely. 566 00:55:42,662 --> 00:55:46,642 I take my risks nearer home, where the heavy mob is. 567 00:55:46,654 --> 00:55:52,654 I'll ignore that. Tell me about Edgar Sturgeon. Oh, you'd like him. 568 00:55:52,674 --> 00:55:59,662 If I ever have the chance. He's on the critical list. Aye, bad that. Self-made man. 569 00:55:59,678 --> 00:56:04,610 Wife got him to retire. But he couldn't sit and do nowt. 570 00:56:04,622 --> 00:56:07,650 Is that why he looked at Lewis's plans? 571 00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:13,690 Lewis was always on at him about it. We all tried saying something, didn't we? 572 00:56:14,610 --> 00:56:21,650 Lot of decent people go to the wall these days. Bad times. Bloody bad governments. I know. Vote Liberal. 573 00:56:21,662 --> 00:56:26,694 Some kids were playing on the quarry edge and found it. Dangerous spot. 574 00:56:27,614 --> 00:56:33,638 Other incidents? A boy drowned two summers back. Body was never found. 575 00:56:40,670 --> 00:56:45,694 Sir, there's a note. It was on the passenger seat. 576 00:56:52,662 --> 00:56:56,646 Nothing. Looks like you were right, boss. 577 00:56:57,658 --> 00:57:01,626 Still very ill. A serious accident at his age... 578 00:57:01,650 --> 00:57:07,690 I'm bringing best wishes from the Liberal Club. Has he said owt? Asked to see his wife. 579 00:57:08,606 --> 00:57:11,702 Don't do anything to upset him. Trust me, Nurse. 580 00:57:13,686 --> 00:57:18,698 Mr Sturgeon... Superintendent Dalziel. 581 00:57:21,654 --> 00:57:24,686 I want to try something out on you - 582 00:57:24,698 --> 00:57:30,622 tell you a little story. You just say if it's right or wrong, OK? 583 00:57:30,634 --> 00:57:32,622 OK. 584 00:57:35,614 --> 00:57:41,654 There once was a lad called Sturgeon who put a bit aside for a rainy day. 585 00:57:41,670 --> 00:57:46,698 He met another fellow called Lewis, who told him how to make a fortune. 586 00:57:47,610 --> 00:57:52,654 Sturgeon trusted him because they both belonged to the Liberal Club. 587 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:58,606 Lewis tells him there's oil in the glens, near his cottage in Lochart. 588 00:57:58,622 --> 00:58:04,610 The Nordrill Mining Company found it. Sturgeon should come and take a look. 589 00:58:04,622 --> 00:58:09,694 So Sturgie goes to Scotland and stays at the Lochart Hotel. 590 00:58:10,610 --> 00:58:14,618 And who does he meet but a Mr Archie Selkirk... 591 00:58:14,630 --> 00:58:16,674 who has a farm to sell. 592 00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:20,634 Am I wasting my breath? 593 00:58:21,642 --> 00:58:25,614 So Sturgie decides to gather his savings, 594 00:58:25,626 --> 00:58:28,674 remortgage his house and buy the farm. 595 00:58:28,686 --> 00:58:33,682 Lewis gives him the best commercial advice, as only an estate agent can. 596 00:58:33,698 --> 00:58:37,694 But one day, Sturgie hears bad news. 597 00:58:38,610 --> 00:58:42,678 Nordrill isn't going to drill in the glens, after all. 598 00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:45,606 In the paper. 599 00:58:45,614 --> 00:58:47,658 He tries to contact Lewis, 600 00:58:47,670 --> 00:58:50,618 but he won't answer his calls. 601 00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:52,670 He looks for Selkirk, 602 00:58:52,682 --> 00:58:56,626 but nobody seems ever to have heard of him. 603 00:58:56,638 --> 00:58:59,642 And the police do sod all to help. 604 00:58:59,650 --> 00:59:02,670 Everything's gone wrong for Sturgie. 605 00:59:02,682 --> 00:59:07,670 So, one morning, he goes to Mr Lewis's house. 606 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:12,606 He hits Mr Lewis over the head, 607 00:59:12,618 --> 00:59:14,674 which makes him die. 608 00:59:14,682 --> 00:59:17,630 He knows he's going to be caught. 609 00:59:17,642 --> 00:59:21,642 So, he gets in his car and drives off the road. 610 00:59:21,654 --> 00:59:26,646 I didn't kill Lewis. You drove your car off the road. 611 00:59:27,658 --> 00:59:31,690 I lost all my money to... Selkirk. 612 00:59:33,626 --> 00:59:38,630 All I'd got left was my... life insurance. 613 00:59:39,646 --> 00:59:42,606 Tell Mavis... 614 00:59:42,614 --> 00:59:44,670 I did it for her. 615 00:59:49,642 --> 00:59:54,630 Told you I'd never heard owt so daft! He didn't kill Lewis. 616 00:59:54,646 --> 00:59:58,610 Which company's supposed to have found the oil? 617 00:59:58,626 --> 01:00:05,702 Nordrill. D'you know, a butterfly beating its wings in the Amazon can cause a hurricane in China? 618 01:00:06,618 --> 01:00:12,694 No, hum it for me. A multinational pulls out of the glens causing chaos in Middle England. 619 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,626 Keep singing. I want to find Mr Selkirk. 620 01:00:19,630 --> 01:00:21,654 Selkirk... 621 01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:24,662 No, sorry, there's no such client. 622 01:00:24,674 --> 01:00:29,646 While you're there, have a look for a Mr Edgar Sturgeon. 623 01:00:29,662 --> 01:00:33,646 These must be people Matt dealt with privately. 624 01:00:33,658 --> 01:00:36,618 We had our own personal clients. 625 01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:41,658 ..No, nothing on Sturgeon either. 626 01:00:41,682 --> 01:00:45,622 Was Mr Lewis in financial difficulties? 627 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:52,626 There's no need to be coy. It'll all come out when the lawyers start settling his estate. 628 01:00:52,638 --> 01:00:55,702 He had a few problems with his bottom line, yes. 629 01:00:56,614 --> 01:00:59,698 My partner liked to live a bit high off the hog. 630 01:01:00,614 --> 01:01:08,614 And to get out of his difficulties, he got involved in some dodgy dealing. I know nothing about that. 631 01:01:08,642 --> 01:01:14,614 Isn't that why he rushed home? No. Don't think I killed him. I didn't. 632 01:01:14,626 --> 01:01:19,610 His death has left me in serious commercial trouble. Mr Cowley, 633 01:01:19,622 --> 01:01:22,674 you told us you'd never been to Scotland. 634 01:01:22,690 --> 01:01:30,654 That's true. Then, can you tell me what you were doing the weekend of, um...? 17th. 635 01:01:30,670 --> 01:01:34,674 August 17th. Yes, that shouldn't be too difficult. 636 01:01:40,702 --> 01:01:42,694 Yes... 637 01:01:43,610 --> 01:01:46,690 I went to a rugby match. Oh? Who was playing? 638 01:01:46,702 --> 01:01:50,658 Wetherton V Pontefract. Pontefract won. 639 01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:56,698 42 to 3. Well done. Spot on. Was there a special reason for that question? 640 01:01:57,614 --> 01:02:03,662 Didn't I say? It was one of the weekends when... Mr Archie Selkirk was in Lochart. 641 01:02:03,674 --> 01:02:07,614 Oh, yes, the man I've never heard of. 642 01:02:10,686 --> 01:02:15,678 D'you think he was Archie Selkirk? Course he was, the poncy bugger! 643 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:20,662 Any fool knows Pontefract beat Wetherton. Lewis was straight. 644 01:02:20,678 --> 01:02:28,606 Cowley played the dumb farmer, unaware he had oil under his land. Check his story till it cracks. 645 01:02:28,618 --> 01:02:33,682 Yes, when I get back from Thornton Lacey. You going on holiday again? 646 01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:48,606 ..Nice day for an inquest. 647 01:02:49,614 --> 01:02:51,658 Mr Pascoe! Not coming? 648 01:02:51,670 --> 01:02:56,678 No, I'm needed in the corridors of power. Spend a lot of time there? 649 01:02:56,690 --> 01:03:02,610 For my sins. This IS the London train? Yeah. Safe journey. 650 01:03:05,686 --> 01:03:07,682 Afternoon. 651 01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:43,622 "Death, only death can break the lasting chain 652 01:03:43,634 --> 01:03:48,614 "And here, ev'n then shall my cold dust remain 653 01:03:48,630 --> 01:03:52,638 "Here, all its frailties all its flames resign 654 01:03:52,650 --> 01:03:56,678 "And wait till 'tis no sin to mix with thine 655 01:03:56,694 --> 01:04:00,694 "Present the cross before my uplifted eye 656 01:04:01,606 --> 01:04:05,642 "Teach me at once and learn of me to die." 657 01:04:05,650 --> 01:04:07,662 That's all, sir. 658 01:04:07,670 --> 01:04:10,666 Thank you, Superintendent. 659 01:04:10,678 --> 01:04:16,694 And that note was found on the seat of the, er, Suzuki Jeep? 660 01:04:16,702 --> 01:04:19,646 Yes, in Hopkins' writing. 661 01:04:19,658 --> 01:04:22,646 What did you do when you found it? 662 01:04:22,662 --> 01:04:27,666 Set up a frogman's search of the quarry, but nothing was found. 663 01:04:27,678 --> 01:04:32,674 It's deep. Bodies have disappeared there before, haven't they? 664 01:04:32,686 --> 01:04:35,622 They have. 665 01:04:35,630 --> 01:04:37,674 Very well. 666 01:04:37,690 --> 01:04:42,642 It seems to me that the intention was quite explicit. 667 01:04:42,654 --> 01:04:47,662 In the circumstances there can be only one verdict. 668 01:04:47,678 --> 01:04:54,614 In the matter of the deaths of Mrs Hopkins, Mr Mansfield and Mr Rushworth, 669 01:04:54,626 --> 01:04:58,654 I find they were unlawfully killed. 670 01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:02,618 As for Mr Hopkins, 671 01:05:02,626 --> 01:05:05,630 I take it on presumption... 672 01:05:05,638 --> 01:05:09,698 that he then took his own life... 673 01:05:11,634 --> 01:05:15,626 ..and left clear evidence of that fact. 674 01:05:15,642 --> 01:05:22,662 ..In the latest on the Cotswold killings, the coroner has accepted that Colin Hopkins was the murderer. 675 01:05:22,678 --> 01:05:29,606 Your woods are the problem, Mr Pelman. The stream runs through the village. 676 01:05:29,622 --> 01:05:36,658 Somewhere there's pollution. We need access to your coverts. No! Private land! I quite agree! 677 01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:39,622 Verdict as you expected, Sergeant? 678 01:05:39,634 --> 01:05:42,674 It's what YOU expected, isn't it, Superintendent? 679 01:05:42,690 --> 01:05:47,626 It's a bit too clever. From someone taking his own life? 680 01:05:47,642 --> 01:05:55,606 And from someone not about to take their own life? Possible. Anyhow, police enquiries aren't over. 681 01:05:55,614 --> 01:05:57,698 Can I give you a lift? Thank you. 682 01:05:58,610 --> 01:06:04,634 That was extraordinary. You read poetry very well, Superintendent. 683 01:06:04,642 --> 01:06:07,634 I was wondering... 684 01:06:08,642 --> 01:06:11,618 Was Mr Hopkins' book ever found? 685 01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:17,642 No, the publishers expected it that weekend but never received the manuscript. 686 01:06:17,658 --> 01:06:21,694 And it wasn't at Brook Cottage? No, Mrs Culpepper. 687 01:06:21,702 --> 01:06:24,694 Oh? Hmm... Thank you. 688 01:06:25,610 --> 01:06:31,622 I'd like to take another look at the cottage. If it's OK with you, sir. 689 01:06:46,614 --> 01:06:48,614 Sorry. 690 01:06:48,634 --> 01:06:55,686 Don't whinge about this. The pub would be heaving. And I'm a pregnant woman, in case you hadn't noticed. 691 01:06:57,634 --> 01:06:59,690 Two cream teas, please. 692 01:06:59,702 --> 01:07:04,634 And a large slice of humble pie - Thank you. 693 01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:09,670 I like this place. Halfway between Pete's work and mine. 694 01:07:09,686 --> 01:07:17,666 I like meeting people halfway... But I AM suspicious when my man's boss rings when he's away for the night. 695 01:07:17,682 --> 01:07:24,666 Shouldn't have gone, then. That inquest's a waste of police time. This'll be the verdict. 696 01:07:24,686 --> 01:07:32,686 Murder and suicide by Colin Hopkins. Colin could be alive. Alive or dead, that note looks like a confession. 697 01:07:33,642 --> 01:07:40,646 Dust it away, neat and tidy - that's what any sensible copper wants. Not Peter. He's too soft. 698 01:07:40,666 --> 01:07:48,662 I've told him. Golden rule - don't take it personally. He's a different kind of copper from you! 699 01:07:48,674 --> 01:07:54,666 He's got real compassion. And I've not? Well, I've never seen any. 700 01:07:54,682 --> 01:08:01,702 Take Sturgeon. Lost all his savings. You should be finding him his money. It's what you're paid for. 701 01:08:02,618 --> 01:08:06,622 Sturgeon bought some land. That's what HE paid for. 702 01:08:06,638 --> 01:08:14,614 '90s Britain is one hell of a place to be poor in! Oh, you're gonna be a burden on the whole bloody force! 703 01:08:14,630 --> 01:08:18,606 Listen, I'll tell you something for nowt. 704 01:08:18,618 --> 01:08:21,634 Here you are. 705 01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:24,694 Thank you. 706 01:08:25,606 --> 01:08:28,614 I'm a good policeman, you won't find a better one. 707 01:08:28,630 --> 01:08:31,646 But I've pissed behind too many doors to get any further. 708 01:08:31,662 --> 01:08:35,658 If your man toned down, I could be "sir-ing" him soon. 709 01:08:35,674 --> 01:08:43,610 Meaning he has to be more like you Meaning there's a bad outbreak of heart in the place. 710 01:08:43,630 --> 01:08:51,614 Swellings of sympathy. You stick to giving him his soldier's comforts and let him do his job. Evening. 711 01:08:51,626 --> 01:08:56,626 How d'you like your pendant? - I like it very much, Mr Etherege. 712 01:08:56,642 --> 01:09:02,690 Come and see my new stock, bring your friend. Who the hell are you? Jonathan Etherege. 713 01:09:03,610 --> 01:09:09,698 From the Antiques Barn. Always on the lookout for a satisfied customer. I'm the same. 714 01:09:10,610 --> 01:09:14,650 Right... Bye, then. - Bye-bye. 715 01:09:14,662 --> 01:09:19,686 Why did you phone me tonight? Very nice, that. 716 01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:25,606 I thought you'd like to break the news. What news? 717 01:09:25,618 --> 01:09:27,658 Pascoe's promotion's come through. 718 01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:30,694 So now you can call him Inspector. 719 01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:34,702 What? Nowt to do with me. Blame the Chief Constable. 720 01:09:35,614 --> 01:09:39,646 Well? Happy or sad? I don't know. 721 01:09:39,654 --> 01:09:42,626 But I do know I better phone him. 722 01:09:43,678 --> 01:09:46,622 Oh, and after that, 723 01:09:46,634 --> 01:09:50,610 I'm going to buy you a very large whisky. 724 01:09:54,610 --> 01:09:58,682 Mr Backhouse thought you might like a lift after all. Very thoughtful of him. 725 01:10:00,618 --> 01:10:02,698 Is this all Pelman's land around here? Mostly. 726 01:10:03,614 --> 01:10:10,626 Where's the stream Sam Dickson mentioned? Below Brook Cottage. He reckons it's contaminated. 727 01:10:10,638 --> 01:10:13,690 But, then, Mr Dickson's none too pure himself. 728 01:10:16,690 --> 01:10:18,690 Sergeant Pascoe. 729 01:10:19,606 --> 01:10:25,606 - Not any more, Inspector. - Inspector? I don't believe it! 730 01:10:25,626 --> 01:10:32,682 The truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth. Who said? The fat man. What are you doing with him? 731 01:10:32,698 --> 01:10:38,698 He'd hardly try to get into my knickers! I want a full account of... 732 01:10:39,606 --> 01:10:41,654 Look, something's going on here... 733 01:10:41,662 --> 01:10:43,606 Ellie? 734 01:10:45,650 --> 01:10:50,626 Mr Davenant! What are you doing here? Good God! 735 01:10:50,638 --> 01:10:53,686 Well, like most people, I'm passing through. 736 01:10:53,698 --> 01:10:59,662 I'm writing about a restaurant nearby. Why not join me for dinner? 737 01:10:59,678 --> 01:11:07,606 You know, "My friend had reindeer hock in tarragon sauce and I had Canadian goose in chocolate." 738 01:11:07,618 --> 01:11:09,670 Sorry, I'm with a friend. 739 01:11:09,682 --> 01:11:13,610 Oh. Aren't you the lucky one?! 740 01:11:44,686 --> 01:11:46,702 Hello there! 741 01:11:48,614 --> 01:11:50,666 Anyone about? 742 01:11:51,678 --> 01:11:53,646 Shop! 743 01:11:53,654 --> 01:11:55,702 Yes, can I help you? Aye. 744 01:11:57,618 --> 01:12:01,702 I've come about one of them things you put round necks. 745 01:12:02,614 --> 01:12:04,666 A horse collar? No! 746 01:12:04,682 --> 01:12:09,650 She'd look a bit daft in one of them. I mean pendants. 747 01:12:11,606 --> 01:12:14,658 Please wait... It's not a fix. 748 01:12:15,690 --> 01:12:20,618 Just my insulin shot. Well, well, well... 749 01:12:20,630 --> 01:12:24,666 Nothing wrong with that, eh? Only if you pee in kettles. 750 01:12:24,682 --> 01:12:28,678 There are plenty of diabetics, Superintendent. 751 01:12:43,698 --> 01:12:45,694 Come here! 752 01:12:47,606 --> 01:12:49,610 ..Jonathan? 753 01:13:17,638 --> 01:13:22,678 '"All then is full possessing and possessed. 754 01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:26,666 '"No craving void left aching in the breast. 755 01:13:26,682 --> 01:13:31,650 '"This sure is bliss if bliss on earth there be. 756 01:13:31,662 --> 01:13:36,662 '"And once the lot of Abelard and me."' 757 01:14:35,678 --> 01:14:38,642 Mr Pelman, put down the gun! 758 01:14:38,650 --> 01:14:41,606 Put down the gun! 759 01:14:47,678 --> 01:14:51,622 Got it? Yeah, right. 760 01:14:51,630 --> 01:14:54,606 Careful with it... 761 01:15:02,662 --> 01:15:06,654 Concentrate, that's it... You all right? Hi. 762 01:15:06,662 --> 01:15:09,606 How did you know he was there? 763 01:15:09,626 --> 01:15:15,650 Sam Dickson said the stream was polluted and I was sure Colin had been murdered. 764 01:15:15,666 --> 01:15:23,606 The "note" was from an Alexander Pope poem. Epistle Of Eloisa To Abelard. But why did he copy it out? 765 01:15:23,626 --> 01:15:30,614 For Ellie and me - a welcome poem. He called us Eloisa and Abelard. Not very complimentary! 766 01:15:30,630 --> 01:15:37,618 Abelard was a monk who fell in love with Eloisa. They sent her to a nunnery and he was castrated. 767 01:15:37,630 --> 01:15:41,674 Academic life and the police force. He thought it fitted. 768 01:15:41,690 --> 01:15:49,638 Someone found it on his desk and put it in the Jeep. I reckon Angus Pelman. Don't jump to conclusions. 769 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:51,690 He's got an alibi for that night. 770 01:15:51,702 --> 01:15:57,622 Marianne Culpepper? I think they're a number. Don't bank on that either. 771 01:15:57,642 --> 01:16:04,694 Pelman just tried to shoot me! Yeah, he says... he thought you were a poacher. He was scaring you off. 772 01:16:05,610 --> 01:16:10,618 What hit you was just a branch. No, this case isn't over, Sergeant. 773 01:16:10,630 --> 01:16:14,698 Oh, except I'm told I'm supposed to say, "Inspector." Congratulations. 774 01:16:17,646 --> 01:16:21,658 He's here! Ssh...! He's coming! 775 01:16:25,638 --> 01:16:28,698 Here he is! 776 01:16:33,626 --> 01:16:40,662 Congratulations from us all, sir. Thanks, except it's my wife who's been doing the detective work. 777 01:16:40,678 --> 01:16:44,678 Very good she was too, sir! Where's the Big D? 778 01:16:44,694 --> 01:16:52,642 He nearly landed in the cells! He arrested Etherege and thumped a customer. He pressed charges? Great! 779 01:16:52,654 --> 01:16:57,642 Oh, aye?! No, Inspector, the customer didn't press charges. 780 01:16:57,658 --> 01:17:04,610 He was Mr Burne-Jones, Etherege's partner. But he also kept the kennels next door 781 01:17:04,626 --> 01:17:11,622 and tipped Etherege off when people went on holiday and left their pets with him. You OK? 782 01:17:11,638 --> 01:17:16,626 Don't you worry about me, sunshine. You should see the other buggers! 783 01:17:16,642 --> 01:17:20,690 Now, you idle lot! Check all this against stolen property. 784 01:17:21,618 --> 01:17:25,678 What is it? Stuff from the Antiques Barn and the kennels. 785 01:17:25,694 --> 01:17:33,630 Wieldy? Most of the good stuff's missing - either sold on privately or he had a professional handler. 786 01:17:33,646 --> 01:17:39,682 Course he did! This one might interest you, sir. It's got a name on it. Oh, aye? 787 01:17:39,698 --> 01:17:43,646 "Matthew Lewis. Wetherton Liberal Club. 788 01:17:43,658 --> 01:17:49,702 "Snooker Champion - 1995, 1996 and 1997." Well done, Gunga. 789 01:17:50,614 --> 01:17:55,638 Now then, where's that daft, university-educated inspector 790 01:17:55,650 --> 01:17:59,666 who reckons Lewis wasn't killed by the Micturater? 791 01:18:00,682 --> 01:18:05,662 Move the bowels today, Mr Etherege? You, you sod! 792 01:18:05,674 --> 01:18:08,642 You put me in here! No. 793 01:18:08,658 --> 01:18:14,678 It was 12 robberies, Lewis's murder and a kettle full of urine put you in here. 794 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:20,654 Come on! You might notch me for a few robberies, but not murder. 795 01:18:20,670 --> 01:18:26,654 No? You've got a rotten temper. We've placed you at the murder scene. 796 01:18:26,670 --> 01:18:32,630 What'll your partner Davenant say about that? He put you on to me? 797 01:18:32,646 --> 01:18:36,610 No... but you just put me on to him. 798 01:18:36,618 --> 01:18:39,638 Quite sure you don't need a bedpan? 799 01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:47,694 What do you expect? How could I see you poor again? I thought it were for the best. 800 01:18:48,606 --> 01:18:53,642 It wasn't, you silly old sod! What if the shock had killed me? 801 01:18:53,658 --> 01:18:59,606 You'd have done it for nothing! You look better, Mr Sturgeon. 802 01:18:59,626 --> 01:19:07,610 Gradely! What's that? Things you may identify. We arrested Mr Etherege from the Antiques Barn at Birkham. 803 01:19:07,622 --> 01:19:12,654 Well, that's ours for a start. - And that is. And that! 804 01:19:12,674 --> 01:19:19,626 There were a stamp album. Sold, I suppose. It was valuable. What about Mr Selkirk? 805 01:19:19,642 --> 01:19:23,618 What does Mr Selkirk look like? Thirtyish... 806 01:19:23,626 --> 01:19:27,646 Scots accent, moustache, glasses... 807 01:19:27,658 --> 01:19:31,654 So that's not him, then? No, nothing like him. 808 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:34,650 He wore big black-framed glasses. 809 01:19:36,678 --> 01:19:39,638 How about that, then? By golly... 810 01:19:39,646 --> 01:19:41,690 That's amazing! 811 01:19:43,670 --> 01:19:46,638 That's Archie Selkirk! 812 01:19:46,650 --> 01:19:49,694 You were dead right, sir. Cowley's Selkirk. 813 01:19:50,614 --> 01:19:56,646 Your doxy was right too. Davenant's our handler. Ellie...? Got it in one. 814 01:19:56,662 --> 01:20:03,698 She kept seeing him in Birkham and linked him with Etherege. I think I might take her on to the force. 815 01:20:04,614 --> 01:20:08,642 She wouldn't like it. Working with me? Course she would! 816 01:20:08,662 --> 01:20:15,634 Now, Inspector, you need a good night's sleep. Very thoughtful of you, sir. I know. 817 01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:22,686 First thing, go to Thornton to pick up Davenant. Boghouse has him in custody. He's in Thornton again? 818 01:20:22,702 --> 01:20:28,626 It's odd he's turned up at two murder cases. Of course, so have I. 819 01:20:28,646 --> 01:20:35,674 Of course, you daft bugger. So your fine, graduate brain now sees these cases are connected? 820 01:20:35,690 --> 01:20:42,626 What's that you said about butterflies in the Andes causing earthquakes in Chile? 821 01:20:42,646 --> 01:20:48,678 The chaos theory. I still don't see... Colin Hopkins, was he interested in antiques? No. 822 01:20:48,694 --> 01:20:56,630 Timmo Mansfield was quite a collector. That's one to go for, then. I've been thinking, um... 823 01:20:56,646 --> 01:21:02,682 Now you've got your promotion, maybe we should call each other by first names? 824 01:21:02,690 --> 01:21:05,646 Perhaps so... sir. 825 01:21:05,654 --> 01:21:07,654 Right, grand. 826 01:21:07,666 --> 01:21:10,610 Night, then, Paul. 827 01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:14,654 My name's Peter! 828 01:21:18,630 --> 01:21:22,626 Good morning. Good morning. 829 01:21:30,614 --> 01:21:34,642 Darlings, it's odd to be interviewed by two of you. 830 01:21:34,654 --> 01:21:39,654 You're the subject of two inquiries. You're Anton Davenant. 831 01:21:39,666 --> 01:21:42,654 Real name, Terence Arthur Dick. 832 01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:45,610 Must you, Superintendent?! 833 01:21:45,626 --> 01:21:52,654 A magazine journalist who travels in Britain and abroad. - Yes, that's what journalists do! 834 01:21:52,670 --> 01:21:58,614 And dealers in stolen antiques? - How rude! Do you have evidence? 835 01:21:58,634 --> 01:22:04,702 You were seen frequently at Etherege and Burne-Jones' shop. I was writing about it. 836 01:22:05,618 --> 01:22:12,702 I saw you'd picked up Etherege. You can't possibly think he's a murderer. He's confessed he's a burglar. 837 01:22:13,614 --> 01:22:17,678 He says you disposed of the goods. Must be a plea of insanity. 838 01:22:17,694 --> 01:22:23,682 What a base suspicion! - Isn't that what took you to Brook Cottage? 839 01:22:23,698 --> 01:22:31,686 Any evidence?! - Yes, the vehicle check we did that night spotted your car three times. 840 01:22:32,606 --> 01:22:39,682 You knew Timothy Mansfield. He left the EC after a fraud scandal. He shipped collectables abroad. Timmo? 841 01:22:39,702 --> 01:22:47,618 I met him in Paris on a gourmet tour. He had a French figurine for a very valued client. 842 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:49,674 Did you shoot the group that night? 843 01:22:49,686 --> 01:22:55,670 No, darling! I left before dinner. They were completely alive. 844 01:22:55,690 --> 01:23:02,646 All right, Mr Dick. At the cottage, did you see the contents of a book by Colin Hopkins? 845 01:23:02,658 --> 01:23:07,626 Yes, fascinating. Rich Man's Poverty - The Problem Of The '90s. 846 01:23:07,642 --> 01:23:14,626 All about Thornton Lacey. He had it well sussed. They must've been fretting about it coming out. 847 01:23:14,642 --> 01:23:19,670 As for murder, I assure you there are some far more likely suspects. 848 01:23:19,686 --> 01:23:23,654 What did you do later? - Visited Culpepper. 849 01:23:23,674 --> 01:23:30,650 The "valued client". You supplied his porcelain goods. - I made a contribution. 850 01:23:30,670 --> 01:23:36,654 Excuse me, sir. Interview suspended, 11.36. 851 01:23:36,670 --> 01:23:40,654 I found this in his car, sir. Stamp album. 852 01:23:43,694 --> 01:23:49,634 Sorry I couldn't make a better contribution. You know how it is. 853 01:23:49,646 --> 01:23:52,698 Much appreciated, major. Thank you. DOORBELL 854 01:23:53,606 --> 01:23:55,638 Excuse me. 855 01:24:04,654 --> 01:24:11,674 Morning, Pascoe. Oh, Mr Pascoe. Won't it do some other time? We're about to have a lunch party. 856 01:24:11,686 --> 01:24:17,634 Pascoe, heard you were around. Look, sorry about that pot shot. 857 01:24:17,642 --> 01:24:19,698 Been having poacher trouble. 858 01:24:20,614 --> 01:24:27,646 Let's pop these in your car. If you're going to be mistaken for a poacher, better go home like one. 859 01:24:27,662 --> 01:24:31,674 This what you want? Take them through, Sam. 860 01:24:31,690 --> 01:24:38,630 Well, Mr Pascoe, now you've seen the bottles, I suppose you might as well come in. 861 01:24:38,646 --> 01:24:45,686 Hello, Mr Pascoe. Always coming back, aren't you? Not thinking of buying a cottage here? 862 01:24:45,698 --> 01:24:49,694 You'd be very welcome. "A perfect piece of England, 863 01:24:50,606 --> 01:24:55,662 "where every prospect pleases... ..and only man is vile." 864 01:24:55,678 --> 01:25:02,670 Drink, Mr Pascoe? As you see, the village is back on form since the inquest, so... 865 01:25:02,686 --> 01:25:10,646 What brings you here? Porcelain, Mr Culpepper. Last time I was here I didn't pay it enough attention. 866 01:25:10,662 --> 01:25:14,646 I wonder if I could take a look at it now. 867 01:25:21,606 --> 01:25:28,610 He says that on the night of the murders he brought you a French figurine. Yes. 868 01:25:29,654 --> 01:25:31,698 There it is. 869 01:25:32,606 --> 01:25:34,682 Are you saying that's stolen too? 870 01:25:34,694 --> 01:25:37,650 We'll need to check, Mr Culpepper. 871 01:25:37,662 --> 01:25:42,690 He arrived at...? ..7.30. Left at 10.00 to go back to Oxford. 872 01:25:43,610 --> 01:25:50,674 Were you able to pay him? Why do you ask? The company you work for, Nordrill, has problems, hasn't it? 873 01:25:50,682 --> 01:25:53,634 ..Yes, with our Scottish operation. 874 01:25:53,650 --> 01:26:00,606 So they've been downsizing. In fact, they let you go months ago... Yes. 875 01:26:00,626 --> 01:26:06,610 But you kept up the pretence. Going to London, collecting porcelain, entertaining... 876 01:26:06,630 --> 01:26:12,682 Appearances are important. Without them there's nothing. Is this your business? Yes. 877 01:26:12,702 --> 01:26:20,682 Colin Hopkins found out, didn't he? Told the story in his book. He set out to destroy this whole village! 878 01:26:20,698 --> 01:26:25,674 Have you any idea what it means to lose your job? 879 01:26:25,686 --> 01:26:31,690 My job was me. An unemployed exec in '90s Britain stays that way. 880 01:26:31,702 --> 01:26:37,702 You're the top of the tree, then you're nothing... and nobody cares. 881 01:26:38,618 --> 01:26:44,650 Some of them are glad I went under. Thought I deserved it. Like Colin Hopkins? 882 01:26:44,662 --> 01:26:49,658 Oh, he was very thorough. Checked the executive employment agencies, 883 01:26:49,670 --> 01:26:53,694 stalked his prey, then set out to destroy lives. 884 01:26:54,606 --> 01:26:59,662 He was writing about my financial crisis, my bloody marriage! 885 01:26:59,678 --> 01:27:06,702 My porcelain... Even found out that was worthless, soiled by that grubby little thief! I didn't know. 886 01:27:07,614 --> 01:27:12,682 Inspector Pascoe. Sir? This is my case, if you don't mind. 887 01:27:16,682 --> 01:27:19,610 Hartley, no! 888 01:27:19,622 --> 01:27:20,634 NO! 889 01:27:30,698 --> 01:27:33,690 Sam...! 890 01:27:35,622 --> 01:27:38,618 It's all right, love. 891 01:27:39,634 --> 01:27:45,666 Inspector Pascoe has entered the room. As an observer. Go on, Mr Culpepper. 892 01:27:45,678 --> 01:27:50,702 Davenant came with the figurine and he told me about Hopkins's book. 893 01:27:51,614 --> 01:27:55,658 He thought I wouldn't be able to pay. I owed him a good deal. 894 01:27:55,674 --> 01:28:02,606 When he left, you went to the cottage? - Not to harm Hopkins, just talk. 895 01:28:02,622 --> 01:28:06,610 Rose Hopkins was out. They had friends to stay... 896 01:28:06,626 --> 01:28:09,678 so Hopkins and I were in the living room. 897 01:28:09,698 --> 01:28:16,654 You're living a bloody lie. What's it to you? I'm a journalist. What do you expect? 898 01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:21,698 I expect you not to ruin me. It goes to the publishers, Monday morning. 899 01:28:22,610 --> 01:28:25,646 So, excuse us, we're about to have dinner. 900 01:28:29,654 --> 01:28:30,666 I hit him. 901 01:28:44,618 --> 01:28:46,634 Then Rose Hopkins came back. 902 01:28:46,642 --> 01:28:47,702 Yes. 903 01:28:54,698 --> 01:28:56,682 I... 904 01:28:58,686 --> 01:29:01,698 You killed her... then went after Colin. 905 01:29:06,638 --> 01:29:09,634 'He was running towards the stream. I had to stop him.' 906 01:29:30,242 --> 01:29:32,274 All right, Pascoe. 907 01:29:33,190 --> 01:29:37,266 What about the book? - Afterwards, I went back to get it. 908 01:29:37,274 --> 01:29:40,226 'There was a poem on it. 909 01:29:40,238 --> 01:29:44,266 'It was all about death. That poem was meant for me.' 910 01:29:46,230 --> 01:29:49,222 ..I drove the Jeep to the quarry. 911 01:29:49,234 --> 01:29:53,206 I had time. I knew Marianne would be with her lover. 912 01:29:53,218 --> 01:29:56,230 Sam Dixon? I went home... 913 01:29:56,246 --> 01:30:03,222 burnt the book, hid the gun. You're not just cruel, you're evil. Believe me, I regret it. 914 01:30:03,238 --> 01:30:11,214 But when someone sets out to destroy your entire life, you no longer feel quite the same about theirs. 915 01:30:20,238 --> 01:30:23,278 She's completely fantastic. So are you. 916 01:30:28,206 --> 01:30:30,282 I thought we'd call her Rose. 917 01:30:31,194 --> 01:30:33,262 Rose for remembrance? Well... 918 01:30:34,286 --> 01:30:37,238 It's nearly right, isn't it? Yeah. 919 01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:41,222 You know, this time was so different. 920 01:30:41,234 --> 01:30:46,194 Normally X kills Y, you find X, then you forget about it. 921 01:30:46,202 --> 01:30:48,254 This time Y was... 922 01:30:51,230 --> 01:30:53,274 Irreplaceable. 923 01:30:56,254 --> 01:31:00,242 But for someone, it must be like this every time. 924 01:31:01,254 --> 01:31:04,234 I hope you remember that. 925 01:31:04,242 --> 01:31:07,214 Excuse me, but you can't! 926 01:31:07,230 --> 01:31:11,218 I'm an old friend. I brought these two sods together. 927 01:31:11,230 --> 01:31:15,230 There wouldn't be any baby without me. Oh, no! 928 01:31:15,246 --> 01:31:22,250 You're not supposed to do that! I know the matron. Another member of the Liberal Club 929 01:31:22,262 --> 01:31:26,250 Well, a filly or a colt? She's a girl. 930 01:31:26,258 --> 01:31:28,230 Oh. 931 01:31:28,242 --> 01:31:33,282 Wouldn't like to be the godfather, would you? Aye, I reckon I would! 932 01:31:39,258 --> 01:31:40,978 Dalziel The Godfather - sounds just like me.88306

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