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� Batman

(male narrator)
Ambergris Bay outside Gotham City

where the elite flee the heat.

[instrumental music]

It's a lovely
beach house, Bruce.

I really haven't
used it very much.

Now that my youthful ward
Dick Grayson is growing up.

He needs a place
to entertain his friends.

It's just perfect for that.

I'm honored that you asked me
to help chaperone his party.

Well, here come
the beachcombers.

We better get the hotdogs ready.

I think we were followed
from the beach.

But I don't know why. All we did
was pick up some old bottles

and a bunch of stuff that looks
like soaked gram bread.

Soaked gram bread?

Do you know what this is, Dick?
It's ambergris.

The stuff given forth by whales
from which they make perfume?

Mm-hmm.

Ambergris has a strange fixative
quality which allows perfumes

to retain their scent.

A lump this size should be worth
a fortune on the perfume market.

Gosh! Let's see
if we can get some more.

(male #1)
'Not so fast, junior.'

[dramatic music]

Hand over that whale grease.

Aren't you gentlemen being
a little presumptuous?

This is private property.

We'll take off, mac. When we get
what we came after.

Hand it over.

[dramatic music]

[fingers snapping]

Bring the kid
and Mr. Wayne along too.

You, mac, and junior,
come along with us.

- You can't just barge--
- This says we can, lady.

Come on, get moving.

[dramatic music]

I'll introduce myself
later, Mr. Wayne.

I'm sorry, sir, but Batman is
out of the city for a day or so.

No, sir, Master Robin
is with him.

No, I'm afraid I wouldn't
know how to reach them, sir.

What?

Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson
kidnapped at gun point?

I-I..

I'm sorry if I appear
a trifle upset, sir, but..

...any citizen of
Gotham City would be shocked

at such appalling news.

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[dramatic music]

[intense music]

[music continues]

Oh, this ambergris will help
me greatly to convert

your priceless lilacs to
priceless oil of lilacs, Louie.

That's good, honey. Good.

But making perfume even for
such an expert as I requires

other fixative Asians to set
the staying powers in the scent.

Name them, Lotus, name them.

Nothing is going to
stop me from cornering

the lilac perfume market
of Gotham City.

And the lilac
soap market, Louie.

The soap market too.

And the lilac
cosmetics market.

Cosmetics too.

What do you need, baby?

Well, I need scent pouches of a
number of Abyssinian civet cats.

Alright. Sure, sure.

The glands of as many
muskrats as possible.

Muskrats, sure, sure.

And a large supply of
beaver castor follicles.

Sure, sure.

And the tonquin from
a herd of musk deer.

You heard that, boys.

Glands we know about, Louie

but what is
follicles and tonquin?

What are you
dumb or something?

Don't you understand
what she's sayin'?

She's talkin' about,
uh...scent pouches.

That's what she's talkin' about.

You guys go out
and round up the animals.

When you catch 'em, bring 'em
and put 'em in the basement.

Get going! Move!

[dramatic music]

Mr. Wayne, you're gonna
remove those pouches.

I hear you're
an international sportsman.

'And an authority on animals.'

[music continues]

How you doing?

Not too well.

I'm trying to reach out for my
two-way transistor wrist watch.

I seem to be getting
a beep from the receiver

but the sender is dead.

What are you two mumbling about?

Just...passing
the time of day, Louie.

Let's hope the authorities
pass over the million dollars

I'm planning to ask
for you shortly.

That's a high price
for two average people.

We're all ready, commissioner.

What's this, home movies?

We can get no lead
whatsoever on the whereabouts

of the Caped Crusaders.

But we have been able
with some rapid research

to put together
some film coverage

of their most
outstanding exploits.

May be we can find out some

new crime-fighting
techniques from it.

- Yeah.
- Okay, Jim.

Now first, is where
that western badman Shame

'cornered them
in a cattle stampede.'

[reel whirring]

And next, is when
Robin, the Boy Wonder

'was almost eaten
alive by a giant clam.'

[reel whirring]

Oh, and then this one

Mr. Freeze is makin' 'em
into frosty freezers.

[reel whirring]

And here they are
chasing King Tut.

[reel whirring]

That's enough, Jim.

Not much help anyway.

[intercom buzzing]

Yes, Bonnie.

'The director of
the Gotham City Zoo'

'is on your private line,
commissioner.'

Thank you, Bonnie.

Yes, Mr. Buck.

[intense music]

Yes, Mr. Buck.

All the Abyssinian
civet cats, beavers

muskrats and musk deer
in the zoo are gone?

[dramatic music]

I'm sorry, gentlemen.
We're as much in the dark

as you are regarding this
distressing development.

We've not been contacted by the
kidnappers, so I have no idea

why they're holding
Mr. Wayne and Master Grayson

and the police have not been
able to reach Batman or Robin.

Mrs. Cooper is upstairs
in a state of shock

and I appeal to you to respect
what is left of our privacy.

Now thank you, gentlemen.
Good day. Thank you so much.

Ms. Gordon?

Your phones have been
busy for hours, Alfred.

[telephone ringing]
So I decided to come out here.

If you'll excuse me. No doubt
another concerned inquiry.

[ringing continues]

Yes?

Oh, Governor Stonefellow.

How very thoughtful
of you to call, sir.

No. No, we've had no word.

[phone beeping]

I take upon sir.

Uh.. What.. No. No, of course.

[phone beeping]

Well, I'll tell Mrs. Cooper.

Of course and, uh,
thanks for your concern.

Uh-uh, careful.
It's a very dusty duster.

I thought I heard
something bleeping under it.

The, uh, the friendly ghosts
of stately Wayne Manor

play occasional tricks
on one's ears.

The friendly ghosts have
certainly provided Mr. Wayne

with an impressive
personal library.

And what a lovely
head of Shakespeare.

Uh, don't touch that.

I'm sorry, Ms. Gordon,
but it's a priced possession

of my missing employer and..

...in the distressing
circumstance I-I..

Of course, Alfred, I understand.

And those distressing
circumstances

are what I came out
here to talk to you about.

For reasons too numerous to
mention, I strongly suspect

Louie, the Lilac has kidnapped
Mr. Wayne and his youthful ward.

Louie, the Lilac?
Did you tell your father?

No, my father wouldn't
take me seriously.

After all, he knows
nothing of my other identity.

But if you hear anything or get
any messages, please contact me.

It's going to be difficult
without Batman or Robin

but maybe Batgirl alone
can do something.

I'll contact you, of course.

Thank you, Alfred.
I'll see myself to the door.

[dramatic music]

With Bruce Wayne
and Dick Grayson kidnapped

and held hostage in
the defunct fragrance factory..

While Louie, the Lilac
and lovely Lotus

plot to pillage and plunder
the world of perfume..

Give us a moment to untangle
this trickily tangled scam.

[dramatic music]

The defunct fragrance
factory on Lavender Lane.

Where did you get
that tip, Alfred?

An anonymous informant, miss.

I'll check it out at once,
and thanks for calling me.

Well, Charlie, Batgirl
rides again and alone.

[Charlie squawking]

[dramatic music]

Who are you?
What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm sorry, miss. I'm the
maintenance man, the new one.

I thought you were out,
so I took my keys and I came up.

'The people downstairs
were complaining'

'about the grinding
noise up here.'

Did you know that
this wall revolves?

I know the wall revolves.

Apparently it was built to do
just that for a previous tenant.

Sir, you don't
have to pry it open.

I usually use this door.

Where does it go?

To a secret closet
behind the wall.

I use it for
extra storage space.

- Would you like to see it?
- Oh, sure.

Sure. I'm a sucker
for secret closets.

- Right this way.
- Yes, ma'am.

Not much, is it?

Nothing for the neighbors
to complain about.

I don't know what
they talkin' about.

Neither do I.

And as you say, you never
use the revolving door anyway

No, no. Of course not.

Well, I'm very sorry.
I-I surprised you, lady.

I really am, and I'll
never do it again.

Yes, it's not very wise of you.
I keep several guns here

and an innocent maintenance man

makes a pretty good
target sometimes.

Oh, don't you worry, lady.

I'll never use my pass key
to come in the back way again.

Never. And, uh, and you can
make book on that.

- Bye now.
- Bye.

Phew!

That was a close call, Charlie.

[squawking]

[dramatic music]

So once again Barbara Gordon

begins her tantalizing
transformation.

And shortly emerges from
her secret exit as Batgirl.

Even as the Batmobile
arrives in Gotham City

during a passing shower,
without a driver.

Which Alfred is explaining
to his abducted employer.

I trust you're receiving
me, sir, wherever you are.

(Alfred)
'And wherever you are, I believe I've located you.'

Help is on the way.
I'm advising Commissioner Gordon

of your whereabouts, and I
took the liberty of sending

in the Batmobile
by remote Bat-control.

'In case it can do
its bit, sir.'

'Over and out.'

- Hear that?
- Most of it.

Too bad there's no way
to get back to him.

What are you
two mumbling about?

[dramatic music]

What's that awful odor?

It's all over the place.

Saffron and Sassafras must have
arrived in the basement

'with Abyssinian
civet cats, the muskrats'

and the beavers and musk deer.

We sure did.

And you intend to make perfume
out of those smelly animals?

Oh, no, Louie.
Out of their glands.

Oh, yes, which Mr. Wayne
is going to remove.

'Untie our prisoners,
gentlemen.'

Don't bother, Lilac.

I have no intention
of performing that operation.

It's illegal.

It's nothing short
of criminal mutilation.

I'm sure hunger,
thirst, and exhaustion

will help you
change your mind about..

...cooperating
with me, Mr. Wayne.

Is time running out
for Louie, the Lilac?

As the driverless Batmobile
arrives on Lavender Lane.

Next, Batgirl!

[instrumental music]

And finally, the police.

News travels fast, Batgirl.

And apparently, Batman
and Robin even faster.

Some seventh sense
must've told them

the dire dilemma
facing Gotham city.

Right, begorrah,
and brought 'em home.

Well, if they're inside
this defunct factory

perhaps we can help them.

Flanagan, the horn.

Louie, the Lilac, Police
Commissioner Gordon speaking.

'We have you surrounded.'

Come out with your hostages,
with your hands raised

'and even that herd of
animals you hijacked.'

What do we do now, Louie?

Just this.

I've my own bullhorn, right here
in my lilac boutonniere.

(Louie)
'Commissioner Gordon, it's lilac time for you, commissioner.'

Do you hear me? Lilac time.

So vacate this area along
with your men at once.

One move to interrupt what
I have planned will result

in the immediate demise
of millionaire Bruce Wayne

and his youthful ward,
Dick Grayson.

Batman and Robin
can't be inside yet.

Perhaps, they've gone around
back to find a way in.

Sure, and it's possible.

The Dynamic Duo will never..

- What?
- What happened to Batgirl?

Oh, well.. Apparently
she's gone to join them.

We'll stay right where
we are and see what happens.

Flanagan, on the alert.

[dramatic music]

Louie. The police
haven't left yet.

The Batmobile is out there and
that purple pod of Batgirl's.

- And Batgirl's in here.
- No, Batgirl.

Get out, Quick!

Grab her. Grab her!

[laughing]

He stunned her.

It's some invisible spray
from his lilac boutonniere.

Now I have three hostages.

If anyone tries to invade this
place, they will die. Instantly!

What do you call
the process for extracting

the scent from blossoms?

Maceration.

When the flowers are soaked
in a wax of hot oil.

Hot oil, of course.

Bar all entrances.

Lock the cellarway.
Into the basement.

'When and if the Dynamic Duo
make their appearance '

they'll be greeted
by a unique new fragrance.

Cologned Batgirl.

So the minutes tick by

and Batgirl is placed
in a macerating vat.

into which Lotus will
shortly pump boiling oil.

[dramatic music]

Just a minute, Louie.

If you spare
that brave young girl's life

I'll remove the scent
pouches from those animals.

Sounds like a fair deal.

I have your word,
you let her live.

Killing Batgirl was never part
of my original plan, Mr. Wayne.

What equipment would
you need for your operation?

I'll need two glasses
of warm water.

Two glasses of warm water?

Yes, warm water
plays a major part

in newly perfected
animal surgery.

Okay. Untie them.

Get him two glasses
of warm water

and lock them in the basement.

[dramatic music]

Batgirl dies anyway.

I was hoping you'd
say that, Louie.

Are you ready?

No, not quite.

'The oil won't flow freely
until it's really boiling.'

[dramatic music]

There's your two
glasses of warm water.

And down there are
your pungent patients.

[music continues]

Gosh, Bruce! Those muskrats
and musk deer are sure musky.

Forget them, Dick.
There's not much time.

What are we gonna do
with the water?

Hold 'em.

'What are those?'

The latest invention of Batman.

Instant unfolding Bat-costumes.

'Complete with utility belts.'

Drop 'em in the water.

[music continues]

Watch.

(Robin)
Gee, they're openin' up. Just like those

'paper Chinese flowers do
when they're dropped in water.'

Is the oil boiling yet?

Just starting. I can pump it
into the vat in a moment.

[music continues]

Holy finishing touches!

But now what? That door is
bolted on the other side.

But that window.
We'll use our Bat-hooks

and our laser bar-cutter.
Let's go.

What in the world could
be happening in there?

Maybe he's killed 'em all.
Including Batman and Robin.

He didn't kill
Batman and Robin.

We're trying to break in
at rear entrance with no luck.

Batgirl's in great danger.

If you can help us,
we'll break in the front way.

Yes, certainly.
Alright, boys, give him a hand.

- Alright.
- Alright, follow me.

[dramatic music]

Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em.

[grunting]

[music continues]

[music continues]

[glass shattering]

[music continues]

[grunting]

[music continues]

Tell me something, Batgirl.

How did you get
out of that vat?

With my Batgirl vat-opener.

After Louie's
knock out spray wore off.

We'd better get Bruce and Dick.
They're locked in the basement.

We'll take care of that,
Batgirl. You've had a tough day.

You go outside and get
Gordon in here

to pick up this lavender mob.

Right.

Let's hurry, Robin.

[dramatic music]

Alright, men,
round 'em all up here.

Take 'em over there.

There's one thing you may not
know about lilacs, commissioner.

The rarest of them all.

Genus lily,
maybe cut way back.

But always grows again,
and never dies.

Take him away, Jim.

Believe me, we're grateful
that you're all still alive.

Where are Batman and Robin?

Say, that's right.

That's odd.

Oh, they just kept going.

They said they had
pressing business.

(Gordon)
'The Bat-mobile! It's gone.'

(Batgirl)
'That's right.'

How'd you do it?

The sending device of
my watch started working again

I was able to
tell Alfred to activate

the Batmobile's remote control.

The Dynamic Duo may be gone
but that basement is full of

Abyssinian civet cat,
muskrats, beaver and musk deer.

Gosh! And they smell terrible.

Well, another canny, colorful
crook is in the clink.

And a tuckered-out police
commissioner is going to breathe

much easier on his
west cape cruise.

West cape cruise?

I think I've earned myself
a little vacation, Bruce.

And the department's
in good hands

with Chief O'Hara at the helm.

- When do you leave?
- End of the week, why?

I-it's just that..

You two look as though I were
committing some sort of

criminal act by
taking a vacation.

As I was saying, commissioner

Gotham City is planning
a civic luncheon

in you honor next week.

My honor?

It was supposed
to be a surprise.

But now the cat's
out of the bag.

Well, there goes
the west cape cruse.

I'm deeply touched.

And, uh, just between
the four of us I, uh..

...I'll certainly try
to act surprised at this..

...surprise luncheon.

Commissioner Gordon won't
have to act surprised

at the affair in his honor.

He's going to get
the surprise of his life

from that dauntless
champion of women's rights

Ms. Nora Clavicle.

He is certainly is.

Especially when he discovers..

...he's ex-police
Commissioner Gordon.

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