All language subtitles for Batman s03e01 Enter Batgirl, Exit Penguin.eng

� Batman

(male narrator)
Every day in Gotham City brings new surprises.

But this day is
going to top them all.

Although it begins
none too differently

just wait,
just wait.

Well, we've managed to clip
Catwoman's claws once again.

She won't be troubling
Gotham City for a long while.

She sure led us
a chase, Batman.

If I never hear another one of
those meows, it'll be too soon.

I'm afraid your eardrums aren't
gonna get much of a rest

or had you forgotten that Bruce
Wayne and Dick Grayson

invited Chief O'Hara
and Commissioner Gordon

to the opera tonight.

That's right!

Batman, maybe I should stay home
tonight. Homework, you know?

I think you should acquire
taste for opera, Robin

as one does
for poetry and olives.

Besides, Commissioner Gordon
is bringing his daughter

Barbara along as my date.

So?

So tonight is Dick Grayson's
night for musical appreciation

and the social amenities.

While at the Gotham City
Library

where one of
the newer librarians

is leaving for her night of
culture and social graces.

Goodnight, Drusilla.
I'll see you in the morning.

Goodnight, Barbara.

[telephone rings]

Gotham City Public Library.

Oh, Commissioner Gordon,
how are you?

I'm fine, thank you.

Yes, she's right here.
Just a moment.

Your father, Barbara.

Hi, daddy.

You haven't forgotten about
the opera tonight, have you?

How could I? It's "The Marriage
of Figaro", my favorite opera.

Besides, I'm looking forward
to seeing our host

millionaire Bruce Wayne.

Well, he's gonna get
quite a surprise tonight.

He hasn't seen you since
you went away to college

four years ago.

And you're twice as pretty
now as you were then.

[chuckles]
'Another one of your unbiased opinions, daddy.'

Any good police commissioner

must always remain unbiased,
Barbara.

7:00 then, your apartment.

Bruce Wayne is meeting us
there to pick you up.

- I'll be ready.
- 'Bye.'

Bye.

Later, Barbara Gordon
enters the lobby

of her midtown apartment
house..

...unaware of imminent danger.

Welcome to the cage,
my wild dove!

Quack, quack, quack.

Penguin!

Feisty but scrumptious too.

Trust Penguin to have a
surefire recipe for pigeon pie.

Quack, quack, quack.

[theme music]

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[doorbell buzzes]

[knocks on door]

Barbara!

That's odd, Chief O'Hara.

Maybe she just stepped out
for a minute, commissioner.

But she knew we'd be
here at 7:00

That afternoon paper was
delivered hours ago.

Why didn't she
take it inside?

Uh..
[chuckles]

Our secret.

Looks as if she hasn't
even been home from work.

I don't understand it.
Where can she be?

You'd be very surprised
to find out, commissioner.

For your daughter is
only 20 feet away from you.

In the very next apartment.

(Penguin)
'Quack, quack.'

[chuckling]

You'll have to admit this
is a stroke of genius, my love.

Hiding you out in
this vacant apartment

right next
to your very own.

It's the last place
in Gotham City

anybody would think
of looking for you.

Regarding..

What's going on there?

Gordon and O'Hara just went
into the apartment, Pengy.

And here comes Bruce Wayne
and that witless ward of his.

I think it's time for my
surprise telephone call.

Hello, commissioner.
Chief O'Hara.

- Where's Barbara?
- She's not here.

Not here?

And I'm worried,
it's not like her at all.

[phone ringing]

That's probably her calling
you right now, commissioner.

I hope you're right,
Chief O'Hara.

- Hello.
- Hello, commissioner.

Listen to me,
Commissioner Gordon?

Guess who this is?
Quack, quack, quack!

Penguin? It's Penguin.

(Penguin on phone)
'Yes, I just called to say hello, commissioner.'

By the way, you didn't happen

to be missing anything lately,
did you?

Missing?

Missing..
Barbara.

You've got Barbara,
you feathered fiend.

Hush-hush!

Is that any way you speak
to your daughter's guardian?

Penguin,
if-if you harm her..

If you so much as touch
one hair on her head..

...I'll..

You'll do what?

- I'll..
- Let me talk to him.

- Penguin, this is Bruce Wayne.
- Ah, the millionaire joy-boy.

What can I do for you?

Penguin, I'll pay
whatever price you ask

as long as you do
not harm Barbara Gordon.

Harm her? F-oh!

I'm gonna make her the
happiest girl in Gotham City.

And you might take a look

at this evening's
Gotham City Times.

- The Gotham City Times?
- 'That's right.'

The society section.
Quack, quack, quack!

What was that about
the Gotham City Times?

He said something
about the society page.

Let's see if
I can find it.

- Oh, no.
- What is it, Bruce?

What does it say?

"The Penguin, well known
entrepreneur and man about town

"announced today,
his forthcoming marriage

"to Miss Barbara Gordon,
daughter of police commissio--

Marriage?

What's going on?
What does it mean, Bruce?

Why, Barbara would never
consent to marry that scoundrel.

Of course not, commissioner.
That's why he kidnapped her.

He'll threaten her and
he'll force her to consent.

But why?

By marrying your daughter,
Penguin becomes a son-in-law

of the police commissioner.

Exactly, Dick.

He hopes to
gain immunity from prosecution

by becoming a member of
the family, as it were.

And I think
he fully intends

to go through with it,
commissioner.

The in only one man
who can help me.

Batman?

Yes, chief.
Batman.

I'm afraid you'll have
to go without us, Bruce.

Well, we're in no mood
for the opera, commissioner.

If there's anything I can do

you can telephone
me at Wayne Manor.

Thank you, Bruce, from
the bottom of a father's heart.

Well, my sweet guinea hen.

Soon you and I will be joined
in the holy bonds of matrimony.

Really, Penguin, all that
waddling around you do

must have scrambled
your brains.

Don't be cocky,
my little chicken.

If you won't marry me, I'll have
to put plan B into operation.

Which is being rehearsed
right over there.

Show plan B to my
little bride-to-be, boys.

[gunfire]

Penguin, you monster, you
wouldn't dare hurt my father.

Oh, yes, I would.

And I will.
Now you make up your mind.

Either become my bride
or you become an orphan

which is it?

- Put plan B into operation.
- No! I'll marry you.

- Just leave my father alone.
- That's what I like to hear.

Obedience! That is
the first wifely virtue.

Now, couple of you finks,
go on out

and put the snatch
on a minister. Quick!

- What kinda minister, Pengy?
- Any minister, you fink!

I wanna get this
thing over with

before the Dynamic Dunderheads
put the snatch on me.

Don't worry, boss, we'll
get you to the church on time.

That's it!

Now, I'll tell you

that in the adjacent bedroom,
there's a lovely wedding gown.

I want you to put
it on and wear it

with radiance
like any blushing bride.

I am not blushing.
I'm furious!

Oh-h!

[intense music]

[beeping]

Yes, commissioner.
Mm-hm.

Yes, I suspected as much.

Robin and I knew
something was wrong

when we saw
the evening paper.

We'll use the Bat-computer
to make a list

of all of Penguin's
possible hideouts.

We'll telephone as
soon as it finishes.

We'll get her back,
commissioner.

Where's Alfred, Batman? He can
help us with the computations.

Unfortunately, Robin,
he's out for the evening.

He's meeting with his minister
to discuss a church supper.

I do hope the church
supper is a success, Alfred.

We badly need the money
for our summer camp.

I'm sure it will be,
Reverend Hazlitt.

If it is successful,
the congregation will owe you

a great debt of thanks.

The only thanks I need
is the knowledge that

some underprivileged youngsters
will have a chance to enjoy

a few weeks in
the country this summer.

Alright, which one
of you is the minister?

Why do you ask?

Because we're taking him with
us, pops, so are you it?

- Uh, yes..
- Wait.

'I should be quite
alright. I assure.'

Tie that one up. I'll take the
preacher back to the hideout.

- Move it, preach.
- I beg your pardon?

- 'I said move it!'
- Of course.

[beeping]
Do you hear something, Robin?

It's Alfred's emergency
belt-buckle Bat-call signal.

- He's in trouble!
- Holy complications!

First Barbara Gordon
is kidnapped.

- Now Alfred is in trouble.
- Yes.

It's possible that
the two events are related.

- But how, Batman?
- I don't know...yet.

The first thing to do
is to locate Alfred.

- Man the Bat-radar scope.
- Roger!

- Bat-radar scope on.
- Check.

I'll feed Alfred's signal
into the Bat-radar scope.

[beeping]

Got it!
He's at location B7642.

B7642.

Holy complications
indeed, Robin.

This is one of Penguin's
possible hideouts.

To the Batmobile!

[instrumental music]

A number one hitch
and no slip up.

Now, the ravishing
bride is in there.

Come on.
Coach her on her lines.

If I don't hear
a nice "I do"

you'll be visiting heaven
instead of talking about it.

Miss.

Reverend.
There's no time to explain.

I must trust in your discretion
as a man of the cloth.

You mustn't reveal my secret.

But I don't know your secret.
I don't even know who you are.

[dramatic music]

[Charlie squawking]

Not now, Charlie.
I'm in a hurry.

What in the world is this?

Revolving walls?

Hidden rooms?
Disguises?

What is
Barbara Gordon's secret?

You are about to witness
the coup of the century.

The world's leading arch
criminal becomes the son-in-law

'of the police commissioner.
Ha ha ha.'

'I don't know whether to call
him daddy or just commish.'

If I were you, Penguin,
I'd call help, right now.

When we get through
with you, Penguin

you'd be hollering
uncle instead of daddy.

Why, you bungling berninskis

'always sticking
your nose in my business.'

'Well, this time
I'm gonna teach you a lesson.'

As long as you're holding
classes, Penguin.

Perhaps you'd
include Batgirl too.

- Batgirl?
- Batgirl?

- Batgirl?
- Batgirl?

Bats! I'm surrounded by bats.

But never mind! I'll teach
you a lesson right now.

Go on, get 'em.
Go on.

[indistinct shouting]

[dramatic music]

[indistinct shouting]

Quack, quack, quack!

I don't know who
you are, young lady.

But you certainly know
how to handle yourself well.

- Holy agility! I'll say..
- Thank you, Dynamic Duo.

I'm sure you could have handled
these crooks without my help

but I was glad for the chance
to join in the fun.

I can understand
your enjoyment.

However, our purpose
here is quite serious.

Crime fighting is a serious
matter to me too, Batman

but we might as well
get a few laughs out of it.

Perhaps some other time.

Criminals like Penguin
are dangerous and deadly.

We better see if
Barbara Gordon's alright.

- Are you alright in there?
- Quite, sir.

- 'Who's that?'
- Alfred.

'Millionaire Bruce Wayne's
butler, sir.'

We'll have you out as soon as we
can Bat-pick this lock, Alfred.

Bat-tools, Robin.

Of course, we could always
borrow a hairpin from Batgirl..

(Batman)
'She's gone.'

Shouldn't we go after her?
At least find out who she is.

Now now, Robin. Let's get
back to work on this lock.

[intense music]

Quack, quack, quack!

Yeah, so much for
the masked meddlers, huh.

Quack, quack, quack.

[mumbling]

Ah, we must get to
our alternate hideout.

The fuzz will be all over
the place tonight. Come here.

Quack, quack, quack.

Hurry up, I want you to bag
those dim dynamics there.

And throw 'em out
the window into the truck.

We'll take care
of them later.

Get out of the way. Quack!
Get over here.

We'll get these two in here.

I got another key.

Alright, now bag that preacher

and my perspective
bride-to-be, will you?

Bring them over here.
Hurry up, you clowns! Hurry up!

Throw 'em out!
Come on, you two.

Throw them out!

That's right.

Throw them..

Now over yourselves,
over the top.

Oh, yeah,
I'm the groom, aren't I?

[music continues]

Boys, take it away!

Now what?
Another surprise?

A Batgirl-cycle in
a secret freight elevator?

� Here comes the bride

� All bagged and tied

[tires screeching]

[music continues]

Well, Dynamic Dupes,
how does it feel

to be a couple
of human teabags?

Steaming us to death
will do you no good.

The law will get
you in the end.

I'm only going
to dunk you a little.

But before I do dunk you

I think I'll let my perspective
bride out of the bag

so she can she what'll happen
if she doesn't cooperate.

Quack, quack, quack.

Young little cutie pie.
Come on.

Oh, it's the preacher. Well, you
better watch the dunking too.

In case you get any
ideas of making trouble.

- Now, my little bride--
- Oh! Excuse me.

Grab him. Grab him!
Grab him.

Well, it's into
the pot with you, sir.

Right after
you perform my marriage.

[cracking]

Before you throw
everyone in the pot, Penguin.

You may find
yourself in hot water.

Batgirl! How did
you find this place?

I just adore weddings,
Penguin.

Well, funerals before
weddings, Batgirl.

Get her!

Quack, quack, quack!

[dramatic music]

Alfred's really
givin' to him, Batman.

So is Batgirl.

Sorry to be so long, sir.

But I had a little
bird-trouble on the way.

[Penguin groaning]

[music continues]

Your not a minister at all.

I heard you tell Batman
you're Bruce Wayne's butler.

Yes, I'm afraid that's true,
Miss Gordon, uh, Batgirl.

You tricked me into revealing my
secret by posing as a minister.

But I had no intention
of tricking you.

I only took Reverend Hazlitt's
place because I wanted to

protect him from being
injured by Penguin's thugs.

Oh, well, then I apologize.

That was a very brave
thing to do, Alfred.

The fact remains you do know
my secret. My dual identity.

And you must swear never
to reveal it to anyone.

- Well, really, Batgirl--
- No, Alfred, you must swear.

If you reveal
my identity to anyone

I'll be of no further
use as a crime fighter.

You wouldn't take advantage
of a woman's trust, would you?

Now you must swear as,
as a gentleman's gentleman.

Very well. You have my word
as a gentleman's gentleman.

That no one will ever
learn your secret from me.

Thank you, Alfred.

I must make a quick change.

It's time to bag
the bird, huh, Batman?

I think so, Robin.

Birds are outta season!
Get away!

There'll be no
bird bagging here.

Get away! Get away!
Unhand me, you poacher.

[Penguin groaning]

Alfred,
where's Barbara Gordon?

I placed her out of sight to
avoid danger in the fighting.

Good show, Alfred.

What happened, Batman?
Is that horrible man gone?

He's temporarily
out of circulation.

Are you alright,
Miss Gordon?

Yes, I've just never been
proposed

to at umbrella point before.

You're quite safe now,
Miss Gordon.

- His umbrellas are closed.
- Thanks to you, Batman.

I'm sorry to be so helpless.

Alfred, where's Batgirl?

Oh, she left
a few minutes ago, sir.

She said she had
other business to attend.

I expect we haven't
seen the last of her.

I shouldn't be at
all surprised, sir.

Who is this Batgirl?

That's what
we'd all like to know.

Whoever she is behind
that mask of hers

she helped us out
of a dire dilemma.

Oh, yes, think how horrible
it would have been

to be married to The Penguin.

[Penguin laughing]

Horrible?
To be married to me? F-oh!

You can't imagine such bliss!

You made a fine score
in your driving test.

How does it feel
to have a license?

It'll be easier on Batman
now that Robin can drive.

Let's, uh, let's stick
to Dick Grayson for a moment.

How would
you like to uh..

...drive this?

This? Me?

Since you got your
drivers license on your birthday

I thought you deserved
a little something special.

A little something? Gosh, Bruce!
This is great!

Oh, this is great,
Chief O'Hara.

A very sizeable check
from millionaire Bruce Wayne

for our police pension fund.

Ha ha! I must call him
at once and thank him.

Uh, Bonnie, Bonnie--

[man laughing]

- What?
- 'Riddle me this.'

- Good heavens! The Riddler!
- Very good!

Now, when is a jet stream
like a daffodil?

A jet stream
like a daffodil?

Riddler! Riddler!

He's gone.
But what--

Bonnie told me we had trouble
with cross lines all morning.

Then I'd better cross Riddler's
line with Batman's quick!

The Riddler back to puzzle
and perplex the Dynamic Duo?

Be sure to watch
the next episode.

Gosh, Bruce. What's that?

It's a Bat-alert buzzer
connected to the red phone

in the Bat-cave
as in our other cars. Let's go.

Remember this is
not the Batmobile.

Don't worry, Bruce.

Highway safety's every
citizen's prime responsibility.

[theme music]

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