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Thanks for joining us...
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...at the Pro Bowlers' Annual
Christmas Tournament...
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...where the most incredible athletes
from around the country...
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...have gathered to compete
for the sport's biggest prize.
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Unh! Hey!
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Sport? Ha! Sport?
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Hey, news flash, people.
Bowling is not a sport.
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A real athlete deserves this prize money.
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Oh, but don't worry, I'm not gonna steal it.
I'm gonna win it.
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Hey.
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Sportsmaster.
Figures I'd find you in the gutters.
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I like to play fair, Batman,
but you're outnumbered.
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Then it's a good thing
crime-fighting is a team sport.
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Okay, Beetle, Sportsmaster's mine.
You take the second-stringers.
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Don't tell me what to do, goober.
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Oh, great. Now Batman thinks I'm a jerk.
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Well, how's he supposed know
you started talking to me?
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Hey, call me crazy...
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...but I'm pretty sure Batman
doesn't banter with his suit.
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Ah, at last, a little real competition.
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I know I'm under attack.
Give me something I can do about it.
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How about something
less likely to blow up the entire building?
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Ah, much better.
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We're gonna have to call this match a tie.
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Nice one, Bats.
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So now that we've giftwrapped the baddies
for the police...
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...you wanna come over to my house
for Christmas Eve dinner?
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You know, my mom's a great cook.
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Sorry, crime doesn't take a holiday...
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...and neither do I.
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Though archeology is a science
that studies past human cultures...
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...because its aim
is to ultimately understand mankind...
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...it is also a humanistic endeavor.
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So, uh, Professor Ulthoon...
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...is being an archeologist like it is
in the movies?
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You know, with adventure
and fighting bad guys?
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No, Billy.
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I am afraid it is mostly just reading books
and research.
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Excuse me one moment.
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Observation:
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Your children need another discussion
about traffic safety, Mr. Jones.
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Thank you so much, Red Tornado.
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Your heroics have certainly filled our family
with the Christmas spirit.
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Christmas spirit? Elaborate.
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You know, that tingly feeling you get inside
because it's the bestest time of the year.
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This is not something
I have ever been filled with.
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Of course not, silly. You're just a robot.
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Some variable is still missing.
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I've learned
the most important lesson of all.
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Do you want to know
the secret of Christmas spirit, Billy?
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Yes. Yes. Elaborate, please.
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We interrupt with this breaking story.
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Flying saucers have invaded our town.
Moments ago, they sent this transmission.
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People of Earth:
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Surrender to us the one called Santa Claus
or be destroyed.
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From this day forward, he will finally bring
the children of Neptune...
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...the joy and happiness
they have long been denied.
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Only Batman is on the scene
to defend the city.
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Not exactly how I was expecting
to spend my Christmas Eve.
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- Merry Christmas, Batman.
- Now's not the time, Red Tornado.
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But isn't Christmas tomorrow?
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Not what I mean. Tornado, behind you.
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Neptune is uninhabited.
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No kidding.
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Search your database
for Christmas movies featuring aliens.
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Done. One reference:
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Holiday for Neptunians. Produced: 1954.
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The alien transmission
was taken from the film.
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I'll herd them and draw their fire.
You do the rest.
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Plastic. These are Earth-made toys.
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Cross-referencing known producers
of flying-saucer toys.
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You won't find a match for this stamp.
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Stamp does not match
listed manufacturers.
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I just said that.
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Like any artist with a giant ego,
he has to sign his work.
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Don't you, Fun Haus?
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I was just playing around
with my new toys, Batman.
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Is that so wrong?
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Based on criminal records,
most of your actions are wrong.
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Felony robbery, parole violation,
felony assault, jaywalking...
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Not now, Tornado.
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If you think we're going to let you continue
your deranged rampage, you're wrong.
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Yes, yes.
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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts,
we'd all have a merry Christmas.
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Unfortunately,
the games have only just begun tonight.
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Christmas is my favorite time of year.
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Won't you play with me?
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It's a bomb.
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My Christmas wish
is to blow everything to smithereens.
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Tornado, give this more altitude.
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Imperative:
Fun Haus cannot ruin Christmas.
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This is about more
than ruining Christmas.
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Fun Haus is a crook
before he's anything else.
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And why do you care so much anyway?
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I am lacking Christmas spirit.
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It is something I wish to experience.
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It's overrated.
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Observation:
I am not the only one who lacks it.
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Perhaps this will help us both.
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You shouldn't have.
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Merry Christmas, son.
Let's see what Santa brought you.
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Based on the dimensions and weight
of the package...
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...and the sound of what's inside,
I think I've deduced exactly what it is.
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Our little detective.
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I am not detecting any Christmas spirit
within you.
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- Thanks, but I didn't get you anything.
- Do not apologize.
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I understand giving
exemplifies the holiday spirit, not receiving.
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Yet I still do not feel this spirit
I am told of.
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There should be a tingling sensation,
correct?
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When you start tingling,
I'd see a repairman.
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Come on, we've gotta find Fun Haus.
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Hey, Santa,
got any Presto Playpal action figures left?
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Maybe he didn't hear you.
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Inquiry:
Why do you dislike Christmas, Batman?
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I don't dislike Christmas, I dislike crime.
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Hey.
Whoa!
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What the...?
- Down there.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Okay, Santa, you've been sipping
a little too much eggnog.
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Time to go home.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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While your devotion to the holiday spirit
is commend...
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He just made my naughty list.
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Observation: Santa is not supposed
to behave in this manner.
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That's because this isn't Santa.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Ho, ho...
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Gee, that won't give kids nightmares,
will it?
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Hey, Santa, didn't you hear us?
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Ho, ho, ho...!
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Pretend you didn't see that.
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A Christmas miracle.
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Was your child frightened
by the false Santa Claus machines?
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No, he knew they were fakes.
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He's only crying
because he wants this Playpal action figure.
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It's the most popular toy for Christmas.
Every kid in town just has to have one.
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Your grandpa gave that to me
when I was your age.
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Now it's yours.
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This isn't what I asked for.
I wanted the swashbuckler action figure.
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You guys have been the best play pals
I could have ever asked for.
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Now I only have one more game for you.
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'Twas the night before Christmas
And I've hidden a bomb
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And if you don't find it
All won't be calm
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Come on, Tornado.
There's no time to lose.
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Observation: The search for the bomb
was only a wild-goose chase.
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Then what has he been trying
to distract us from?
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Christmas morning.
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I hope today
we both get what we wish for most.
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I know it wasn't
the swashbuckler toy you wanted...
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...but I thought a swashbuckler movie
would be the next best thing.
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Did you like it?
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Okay, then. Let's go home.
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Mom! Dad!
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Sometimes what you wish for most
is the one thing you can never have.
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Speaking of wish lists, that logo.
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Fun Haus made the Presto Playpals.
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So that's his evil game.
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Awesome.
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Huh?
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Huh! Aah!
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Oh, it's the most wonderful time
of the year.
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You'll be doing hard time by New Year's.
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Not if you're in the grave by lunch.
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If I can't steal from these people
on Christmas...
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...then I'll just steal Christmas
from these people.
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Everyone get to cover.
Get out, get out.
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Declaration: You will endanger these people
no further, robot.
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Need more power.
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Tornado, you're putting too much stress
on your body.
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Odd. I am feeling
a strange tingling sensation.
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Hang on, old friend.
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They'll have you put back together
in no time, Tornado.
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Observation:
It was an amazing feeling, Batman.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to you too, Alfred.
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But crime doesn't take a holiday,
and neither do I.
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