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...though
the terrestrial planets
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have similar
characteristics
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there are also
distinct differences...
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...electronically
charged ions and electrons that
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become trapped in
the earth's magnetic field
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form ion lakes
in the upper region
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of the atmosphere.
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This is known as
the Ionosphere.
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When we're looking
up at the stars in the sky,
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we are actually
looking into the past.
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We know that light
travels at about
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300 million
meters per second.
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While that is certainly
fast by normal standards,
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in the context of
the size of the universe...
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...solar
disturbances may disrupt radio
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communications,
they also create
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a shower of incoming
energetic particles...
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Schwarzschild's
Solution describes space-time...
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You know, I think
the more important question
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we should be asking
is "what is time?"
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Could life
exist on other planets
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in our solar system?
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Is Mars the most likely
place for it to develop?
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Dr. Harold Grindstaff
thinks
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in order to answer
that question
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we may want to look
a bit further out.
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As we travel
past the terrestrial planets
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in our solar system,
we reach the Jovian planets,
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Jupiter, Saturn,
Uranus, and Neptune.
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These planets are
massive in size...
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Eric, my man, you're
looking good this morning.
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What can I do
for you, Ben?
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It's official.
Practor Financial is now ours.
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All right!
Well, congratulations.
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That's huge.
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And you are in luck,
my friend.
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I'm giving you first
pick of the new clients.
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Yeah?
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What's the catch?
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Aw, catch?
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Come on, Eric,
don't be so cynical.
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Don't bullshit me, Ben.
I know how you operate.
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What's the catch?
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Okay, it's
really quite simple.
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Yes, it's a boutique
operation,
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but their clientele are
mostly the elderly type.
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You know, the kind
who don't know what to do
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with their money,
so they hand it over to
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the portfolio manager
to manage until it's time
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to pass it down to the kids.
The best type.
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That's great.
That sounds wonderful.
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What are you
not telling me?
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I just need you to spend
a couple of weeks with...
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No, no, no,
hell, no!
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You are not doing
that shit to me again, okay?
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Why do I always
have to be the one
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to take the new
acquisitions passdowns?
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You know the last guy,
he pestered me non-stop
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to join his fucking
"Dungeons & Dragons" group.
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Okay? I had to
spend two weekends,
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two weekends, Ben,
in some guy's ratty-ass
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apartment with a bunch
of his loser-ass friends
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who look like Milt from
"Office Space," all right?
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They're arguing over whether,
you know, a dwarf or an elf
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makes a better cleric. I'm not
doing that shit again, okay?
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Okay, okay,
This time the "he" is a "she"
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and they don't play
"Dungeons & Dragons."
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What are you doing?
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Don't... not the numbers.
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Do you have any idea
what two weeks is to me?
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Let me tell
you something,
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I bring home $7,000
a week in commissions.
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That's not including
salary, all right?
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You know how much money
that is to this firm?
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Now you want me to
sift through
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some worthless client's
portfolio under the guise
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that you're actually
doing me a favor, right?
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You and I both know
there's one client
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in there,
maybe two if we're lucky,
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that's actually worth
my time to manage.
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This is intern work, Ben,
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not something for
your best employee.
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You know, maybe I've failed to
properly explain to you
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the boss-employee
relationship.
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I tell you what to do,
and you do it.
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It's really that simple.
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Okay, so that's how
we're gonna play this, right?
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You should take notes.
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Although it may seem to
you that I got the job of
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senior vice president
of accounts based solely
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on my dashing good looks,
I actually knew when to
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shut the fuck up
and do what I was told.
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Okay, no, I get it, you want me to be
a team player, I'll be a team player.
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- That's all I'm asking.
- All right.
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Hey, so, I've
been thinking, right?
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You should keep
that up, Kal.
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People appreciate
a thinking man.
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Oh, you will appreciate it.
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So there are seven billion
people in this world,
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and every two seconds,
somebody dies.
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That means in 116 years,
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everyone that's alive right
now will be gone!
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That's 2129, man.
That is coming fast.
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Yeah, yeah. You figured
that whole thing out
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while you were
waiting for me?
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Are you kidding me?
That's some extreme math.
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It took me
the entire day.
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Only Kal doesn't
work on Mondays.
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What's with you?
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I'm sorry, my boss has got another
one of his brilliant ideas.
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We're taking clients from a
smaller firm so he's got this...
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this chick that's
gonna come in and,
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I don't know,
teach me how to cater
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to their upper echelon's
elderly, I guess?
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I don't know.
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Listen to you, man.
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You're like the epitome
of white people problems.
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I'm a rich white male.
What do you expect?
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Well, hey,
Tom Hanks was a rich white male
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and he figured out a way
to connect with the common folk.
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Yeah.
Yeah, but he was retarded.
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Whoa! You would
lose your mind too
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if you were on that
island for that long.
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- Oh, you're talking "Castaway".
- Yes!
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And you know Forrest Gump
was not retarded, either.
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I learned more
from that man
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than I ever did
in any school.
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Yeah, I actually believe that,
Kal,
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but maybe you should have
paid more attention
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and you could've figured out
that 2129 thing
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before it was too late.
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I don't even know why you're
still working at that job.
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I mean, I always hear you
complaining about it.
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I don't know. I mean,
it pays well, I like money.
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You like money so
much you never spend it?
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What are you
talking about?
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I spend money
all the time.
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Besides, it's better to have it
and not need it
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than need it
and not have it.
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Okay, you made more
money this year
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than I'll probably ever make
in my entire lifetime.
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- Probably.
- Yet you live in a small-ass apartment,
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you own one car, you never
come to Magic Mountain...
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The apartment is nice and who
needs more than one car?
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Besides, like I said,
I'm saving it, you know?
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You never know when
you might need it.
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It's from the lady.
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All right, bring it in here.
What do you think?
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Well, she was already
here when I got here...
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Okay.
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...cute, alone,
easy pickings, right?
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Check out the wedding ring.
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There's always more
than meets the eye, man.
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You want
the real report?
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Recent divorcee,
can't quite seem
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to let it go...
tch, tch, tch.
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You're amazing,
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I'm gonna go see
if you're right.
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- Don't say I didn't warn you.
- All right.
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Dude, what
happened out there?
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She was, like,
all over you.
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She bored me.
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Bored you? Sheesh,
I wish I could be bored
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by someone who
looks like that.
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Edwin Hubble used
spectral shifts in the galaxy
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to determine that the universe
is constantly expanding.
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Hubble's Law raises some
interesting questions.
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If galaxies are in fact
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receding from us
in all directions,
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does that mean that we are
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at the center
of the universe?
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Eric, allow me to
introduce you to...
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Julia Practor,
nice to meet you.
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Eric Laziter, team player.
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Well, I'll let you
two get acquainted.
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So what I was thinking
is we could get started off...
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You know what we could do is
just do this thing the easy way.
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Just pile everything I'm gonna
need right here on the desk.
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I'll just take care of
it all on my own,
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if that's okay with you.
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Hey, that wasn't
part of the deal.
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I was very clear with Ben about what
the turnover processes would entail.
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Is this going
to be a problem?
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No.
No, not at all.
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Let's dig in. Go ahead and have a seat.
We'll do this together.
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So, um, where do you
want to get started?
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Did you make a note on there about
sticking with market neutral...
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Strategies,
I got it, yeah.
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Okay, 'cause I'm just trying to make
sure that we keep everything...
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I'm very good at my job,
I got it. I know what I'm doing.
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Just keep moving.
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You know what?
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Actually, it's
getting really late.
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Um, why don't we just
just pick this back up
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in the morning?
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Or we could take
a combat nap
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in the break room.
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That was a joke.
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Uh, wow,
you don't like me, do you?
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I don't know you.
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If you really want
to understand the planets
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in our solar system,
you first need to
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look at what different
types of planets exist.
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Okay, so you've got
terrestrial planets, right?
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Those are planets
that share physical
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and chemical characteristics
with our own planet.
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And these planets with these
specific characteristics,
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okay, you've got Venus, Mars,
Mercury, and, of course, Earth.
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Oh, uh, hold on. Actually we haven't
spoken about Jackson McHale yet.
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Uh, Jackson McHale,
got him.
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Or Byron Evans,
Judith Szymankowicz,
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the Emorys.
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Got him, got her,
and I got them.
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Okay, stop, all right?
This isn't fair.
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This is
important to me.
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It was part of the deal, we would
talk about every client individually
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because you're not going to pick
up on the subtleties on your own.
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Okay, all right.
Um...
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Jackson McHale, all right,
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64 years old,
$780,000 net worth,
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largest stock holding
is Intel,
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and his hobbies include
stamp collecting,
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fishing, and spending time
with his grandkids, all right?
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Byron Evans...
Byron Evans is a character.
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74 years young,
likes the ponies,
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horse racing,
and fast women.
228
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,069
Maybe that's why
he's not worth so much.
229
00:10:03,071 --> 00:10:05,007
Judith Szymankowicz.
230
00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:07,544
This woman,
$600K net worth, right?
231
00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:09,449
Clearly not giving her
proper guidance
232
00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:11,186
because in the 12 years that
she's been with your company,
233
00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:13,523
she's only seen a 5.7%
return on her investment.
234
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,995
I like to think I could have at
least come close to doubling that.
235
00:10:15,997 --> 00:10:18,132
And then we have
the Emorys, right?
236
00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:21,473
Robert, the patriarch, retired
after 42 years at Raytheon,
237
00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:23,578
made a fortune in dotcoms,
238
00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,779
got out before
the bubble burst,
239
00:10:24,781 --> 00:10:26,785
got two kids, both sons,
loves them both.
240
00:10:26,787 --> 00:10:29,223
Mitch owns a small chain
of seafood restaurants
241
00:10:29,225 --> 00:10:31,728
in San Diego County
and Hal...
242
00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:35,770
is a real estate agent
in San Luis Obispo.
243
00:10:35,772 --> 00:10:39,042
Good family.
What else is there to know?
244
00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:40,413
I'm impressed...
245
00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:42,182
Well, I worked from
home last night.
246
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,751
It's not
that big of a deal.
247
00:10:43,753 --> 00:10:46,691
...with your ability to properly
pronounce "Szymankowicz."
248
00:10:46,693 --> 00:10:48,563
Did I?
249
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:52,070
I'm kidding. It's, uh...
wow, that's really good work.
250
00:10:52,072 --> 00:10:53,409
Thank you.
251
00:10:54,811 --> 00:10:57,146
...of the stars in our galaxy.
252
00:10:57,148 --> 00:11:00,287
We can see that our
galaxy contains more mass
253
00:11:00,289 --> 00:11:03,525
than is accounted for
by our stars and gasses.
254
00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:07,669
So what is this mysterious
invisible mass...
255
00:11:07,671 --> 00:11:12,444
Hey, man.
256
00:11:12,446 --> 00:11:14,316
Hey, buddy.
You busy?
257
00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:16,220
I am, a little bit, yeah.
258
00:11:16,222 --> 00:11:18,357
We are, uh, sort of
up to our ears
259
00:11:18,359 --> 00:11:22,632
in this, uh, business acquisition thing.
What's going on?
260
00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:24,568
Well, you know, I'm just calling
'cause I was just making sure
261
00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:26,305
we're still on
tonight for beers!
262
00:11:26,307 --> 00:11:28,611
Ah, you know what?
I'm gonna have to
263
00:11:28,613 --> 00:11:30,180
pull the ripcord
on that thing, buddy.
264
00:11:30,182 --> 00:11:31,818
Um, I got a lot of work to do.
265
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,522
Julia and I are getting started
early tomorrow.
266
00:11:33,524 --> 00:11:35,159
Wait, "Julia and I"?
267
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,398
Whoa. This girl is cute,
isn't she?
268
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,401
Muy caliente.
269
00:11:40,403 --> 00:11:42,776
All right, buddy.
You have a good night.
270
00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:47,416
Dark matter exists
in two forms:
271
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ordinary matter
and exotic matter.
272
00:11:50,257 --> 00:11:51,792
The ordinary matter
is referred to
273
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,464
by its acronym,
MACHOS,
274
00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:56,804
for Massive Compact
Halo Objects..
275
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,842
Hey, uh, change of plans.
276
00:12:32,844 --> 00:12:36,450
I'm gonna need these clients
done a little bit sooner.
277
00:12:36,452 --> 00:12:38,053
Okay, yeah, no,
how much sooner?
278
00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:39,690
End of the week.
279
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,961
SEC quarterly review
got moved up a little bit.
280
00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:43,364
I need to have
these things done
281
00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:44,700
before they show up.
282
00:12:45,704 --> 00:12:47,573
Just get it done.
283
00:12:47,575 --> 00:12:48,976
Work overtime
if you have to,
284
00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:50,946
but I need it by Friday.
285
00:12:50,948 --> 00:12:53,886
Looks like it's going to
be another long night.
286
00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:55,659
Yeah, what else is new?
287
00:12:58,596 --> 00:13:00,567
You hungry?
288
00:13:00,569 --> 00:13:01,568
Ooh.
289
00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:02,640
Sound good?
290
00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:05,843
Excellent idea.
291
00:13:05,845 --> 00:13:07,045
You know, there's this
really cool thing,
292
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,682
you can turn
those into a plate.
293
00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:10,486
But if you're gonna just
slurp it out of the box,
294
00:13:10,488 --> 00:13:12,992
let me at least
grab you a fork.
295
00:13:12,994 --> 00:13:15,463
Fork? You don't eat
Chinese with a fork,
296
00:13:15,465 --> 00:13:16,733
you use chopsticks.
297
00:13:16,735 --> 00:13:17,835
Why would I
use chopsticks?
298
00:13:17,837 --> 00:13:19,471
It's an
inferior utensil.
299
00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:20,808
I have a far superior one
here in the kitchen.
300
00:13:20,810 --> 00:13:22,378
Because that's
just the way it is.
301
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,747
Says who?
302
00:13:23,749 --> 00:13:25,083
That'd be like
a caveman using
303
00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,652
sticks and stones
to start a fire
304
00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:28,390
when he's got a
lighter in his pocket.
305
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,094
Oh, come on. Where's your
spirit of tradition?
306
00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:32,432
I think tradition is for
those who live in the past.
307
00:13:32,434 --> 00:13:35,938
Oh, is it? Those who don't study
history are doomed to repeat it.
308
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,643
Yeah, but they wouldn't
know it, right,
309
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:39,179
because they hadn't
studied it to begin with,
310
00:13:39,181 --> 00:13:42,620
so to them it's a brand-new
and exciting future.
311
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,591
Oh, you do have an answer
for everything, don't you?
312
00:13:45,593 --> 00:13:46,827
You say it like
it's a bad thing.
313
00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:49,200
No one likes
a Johnny Know-it-All.
314
00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:52,840
Besides, you're not as smart
as you think you are.
315
00:13:52,842 --> 00:13:56,481
Ouch, that hurts me.
316
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:58,051
Just calling it
like I see it.
317
00:13:58,053 --> 00:13:59,788
If you were really smart,
318
00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:02,159
you'd be doing something
more with your life.
319
00:14:02,161 --> 00:14:05,900
I don't know, I mean I...
poor kid from the Midwest,
320
00:14:05,902 --> 00:14:08,538
grew up in poverty
and now here I am,
321
00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:11,078
a successful account manager
making high six figures a year.
322
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,483
I'd say that's something.
323
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:18,024
Perhaps, if money alone is how
success is defined, but it's not.
324
00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:19,929
At least not in my world,
it's not.
325
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,733
Well, how do you
define success?
326
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,606
By the kind of impact
you make on the world.
327
00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:26,976
Yeah, I help people plan for retirement.
That's impactful.
328
00:14:26,978 --> 00:14:29,015
You help rich people
get richer.
329
00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:31,286
It's like teaching fish
how to swim.
330
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,022
It's pretty low impact,
331
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:37,066
especially when you are capable
of so much more.
332
00:14:40,072 --> 00:14:43,777
Okay, what do you mean?
333
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:46,616
You are incredibly
intelligent,
334
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,186
but I have seen
your type before.
335
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,057
You're smarter
than everybody else,
336
00:14:50,059 --> 00:14:52,628
so you get by
with minimal effort.
337
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:56,905
But you will never reach your
full potential living like that.
338
00:14:56,907 --> 00:15:00,279
I mean, you could really have
a real impact on society.
339
00:15:00,281 --> 00:15:03,619
You could be a doctor
curing disease,
340
00:15:03,621 --> 00:15:06,223
or a scientist inventing
new technology or...
341
00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:08,896
An astronaut.
342
00:15:08,898 --> 00:15:10,101
What?
343
00:15:13,841 --> 00:15:15,676
I always wanted to be an
astronaut when I was a kid,
344
00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:18,750
so I thought I would...
345
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,355
grow up to be...
346
00:15:21,357 --> 00:15:22,758
an astronaut.
347
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,261
I never told
anyone that before.
348
00:15:24,263 --> 00:15:26,434
So why didn't you?
349
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:31,946
Because I...
350
00:15:36,253 --> 00:15:37,691
I don't know.
351
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:42,031
I don't know.
352
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:44,973
You know, it's not too late
to do something great.
353
00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:50,283
Don't be afraid to listen to what
the universe is telling you.
354
00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:03,075
All right, you are not
gonna believe this,
355
00:16:03,077 --> 00:16:05,713
but we are done.
356
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,117
- Really?
- With time to spare. Yup.
357
00:16:08,119 --> 00:16:11,056
Wow.
Your boss will be excited.
358
00:16:11,058 --> 00:16:12,760
Maybe he'll give you a bonus.
359
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,363
No, he's gonna call it
the price of admission
360
00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:16,167
and tell me that I'm lucky
to be working here.
361
00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:17,437
Ah, but that guy loves you
in a way
362
00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:19,141
he's not
ready to deal with.
363
00:16:19,143 --> 00:16:21,010
That just sounds creepy.
364
00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:23,281
You're saying gay people
creep you out?
365
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,288
No, of course not.
Why would I say that?
366
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,391
Wait, are you saying
that you think Ben is gay?
367
00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:31,231
No, just trying to make
you uncomfortable for a second.
368
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:33,402
All right.
369
00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:35,473
- You are evil.
- Devilishly.
370
00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:37,944
All right, come on, I'll buy you
an ice cream to celebrate.
371
00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:40,150
Oh, okay.
372
00:16:40,152 --> 00:16:41,786
- Do you eat ice cream?
- Yeah.
373
00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:43,456
- All right, come on.
- Can I have this?
374
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,461
Uh, no,
it's not your fault.
375
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,131
You didn't know.
How could you have?
376
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,366
No way of knowing.
377
00:16:48,368 --> 00:16:50,906
You a cone eater?
378
00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:54,178
- I'm not. Yeah, I'll get rid of those.
- I'm good.
379
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,848
To tell you the truth,
the worst part about it
380
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,487
was, uh,
the money, you know?
381
00:16:58,489 --> 00:16:59,589
I mean, they're
in a better place now
382
00:16:59,591 --> 00:17:01,359
and they're happy, but..
383
00:17:01,361 --> 00:17:03,969
What, you mean
the funeral expenses?
384
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:07,306
No. No, no,
they're not dead.
385
00:17:07,308 --> 00:17:10,110
I bought them tickets
on the "Ocean World" liner.
386
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,314
They're probably
more alive than I am.
387
00:17:11,316 --> 00:17:13,318
That is not funny.
388
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,559
Well, you're not the only one
who enjoys a little sarcasm.
389
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,297
So what's
next for you?
390
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,332
What are you
planning on doing?
391
00:17:20,334 --> 00:17:22,503
What's your next move?
392
00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:27,247
Well, I want to
give back, you know?
393
00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:30,454
I mean, between the
buyout and my inheritance,
394
00:17:30,456 --> 00:17:32,624
- I am set for life.
- Really?
395
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:35,097
And so that means
I can do what I want
396
00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:38,336
when I want and I want
that "what" to matter.
397
00:17:38,338 --> 00:17:41,209
Yeah, that makes sense.
I mean...
398
00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:42,611
I mean, exactly what
are you planning on doing?
399
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:44,147
Like, how are you going
to change the world?
400
00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,219
You know, you strike me
as that kind of person
401
00:17:46,221 --> 00:17:47,455
who wants
to change the world.
402
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,091
You gonna save
the whales, or what?
403
00:17:49,093 --> 00:17:51,630
Well, I guess I'm not
so much of a whale girl
404
00:17:51,632 --> 00:17:54,235
as I am a humanitarian.
405
00:17:54,237 --> 00:17:58,477
I don't know..
you watch the news and
406
00:17:58,479 --> 00:18:00,480
you see these
horrible things
407
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:03,386
and just..
it makes you think.
408
00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:06,161
We've really got it
good here in the USA.
409
00:18:07,597 --> 00:18:11,304
They don't even show
you the worst stuff.
410
00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:13,211
Yeah, no,
you're probably right.
411
00:18:14,579 --> 00:18:16,417
So, what, you want
to expose the truth?
412
00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:22,059
I want to help those who
can't help themselves.
413
00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:27,336
I don't know, maybe teach
kids or build libraries,
414
00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:29,610
dig water wells.
415
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,148
I don't know.
416
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:34,551
It's like you said,
417
00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:36,522
there's a lot of
problems in the world.
418
00:18:36,524 --> 00:18:38,529
One girl can't fix them all.
419
00:18:41,802 --> 00:18:43,504
I don't know about that.
420
00:18:43,506 --> 00:18:45,641
I know I believe in you.
421
00:18:45,643 --> 00:18:47,644
I do.
422
00:18:47,646 --> 00:18:50,553
I do, and, um...
423
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,359
...you've inspired me.
424
00:18:54,361 --> 00:18:56,763
You have. Um...
425
00:18:56,765 --> 00:18:59,437
maybe it's time for me
to do something great.
426
00:19:02,444 --> 00:19:03,710
You should have
become an astronaut,
427
00:19:03,712 --> 00:19:07,321
see how big
this world really is.
428
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:12,228
You know, there are
over 300 billion stars
429
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,232
in the Milky Way,
430
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:17,473
and all we can do is
sit here and observe.
431
00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:19,275
You know, if you keep
looking at the world
432
00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:20,646
through a filter,
433
00:19:20,648 --> 00:19:23,087
you're never going
to see its true beauty.
434
00:19:25,257 --> 00:19:28,431
If you want to be
an astronaut, do it.
435
00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:33,772
Sometimes life
gives you moments,
436
00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,278
and if you don't leap
at the opportunity,
437
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,152
you lose them forever.
438
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:55,818
I'm sorry.
I have to go.
439
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,827
Have to g...
Julia. Julia!
440
00:20:00,463 --> 00:20:02,531
So she just left?
After ice cream?
441
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:06,372
Hmm... ice cream,
philosophy, romance.
442
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:09,445
Well, you gave her the deadly
combo, boom, boom, boom!
443
00:20:09,447 --> 00:20:12,484
Yeah, it's
probably for the best.
444
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:14,523
What do you mean?
445
00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:16,293
Why do you even care, bro?
Look at you.
446
00:20:16,295 --> 00:20:17,662
You're a tall,
good-looking dude.
447
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:18,865
You could probably have
any girl in this bar.
448
00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:20,368
Here's one, for example.
449
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:21,838
Just pick one out,
dust yourself off,
450
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,274
and move on to the next one.
451
00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:24,343
I don't want
the next one,
452
00:20:24,345 --> 00:20:25,612
you understand?
I want this one.
453
00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:27,415
No, you only think
you want this one.
454
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,486
It's called Psychology 101,
my friend.
455
00:20:29,488 --> 00:20:31,590
You two were forced
to spend an inordinate
456
00:20:31,592 --> 00:20:33,461
amount of time together
in such a brief period.
457
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:34,898
Of course it's
gonna be natural
458
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,701
for a certain level
of attraction to develop.
459
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,907
But after time, this is all
gonna just pass away, pshhh.
460
00:20:39,909 --> 00:20:41,678
Okay, Freud, no, seriously,
I'm telling you,
461
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,714
I know what
I'm talking about, okay?
462
00:20:42,716 --> 00:20:44,951
The energy was different.
463
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,393
It's hard to explain.
It's just different.
464
00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:50,296
Okay, you've convinced me.
465
00:20:50,298 --> 00:20:51,867
Wait, what?
Really?
466
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,937
No, but I can see
that you've convinced yourself
467
00:20:53,939 --> 00:20:55,775
so I'm just trying
to be supportive.
468
00:20:55,777 --> 00:20:58,379
Okay, so what do I do now?
469
00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:00,551
I think you should take
another crack at her.
470
00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:03,089
I mean, who knows, maybe
she's sitting in some bar
471
00:21:03,091 --> 00:21:04,526
on the other side
of town right now
472
00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:05,962
having this exact same
conversation
473
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,899
with her best friend
named Kallie.
474
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,636
That's right.
475
00:21:09,638 --> 00:21:11,073
Wait, she's got a best
friend named Kallie?
476
00:21:11,075 --> 00:21:12,040
Well, I like
to think that everyone
477
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,076
has a best friend named Kal,
478
00:21:13,078 --> 00:21:14,346
or Kallie if it's a girl,
479
00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:15,648
although if she's a tomboy,
480
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,919
they'll call her "Kal"
for short.
481
00:21:27,507 --> 00:21:29,710
What's this?
482
00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:31,781
It's a peace offering.
483
00:21:31,783 --> 00:21:34,055
So you can always see
the entirety of the world.
484
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:37,861
It's stupid.
485
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:40,432
No, it's great.
Thank you.
486
00:21:40,434 --> 00:21:42,136
Look, Eric, I need
to apologize...
487
00:21:42,138 --> 00:21:43,974
It's my fault. Listen, I got
caught up in the moment,
488
00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:45,642
and I did something
I shouldn't have done.
489
00:21:45,644 --> 00:21:47,613
It just felt... right.
490
00:21:47,615 --> 00:21:50,620
No, listen,
I need to apologize because
491
00:21:50,622 --> 00:21:53,627
I should have told you
that I had a boyfriend,
492
00:21:53,629 --> 00:21:55,964
a fiancé, actually.
493
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:59,172
Oh. Yeah, maybe
you should have mentioned that.
494
00:21:59,174 --> 00:22:02,445
You don't, uh...
you don't wear a ring.
495
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,949
Yeah, it's being sized.
496
00:22:04,951 --> 00:22:09,192
Um, okay...
a fiancé since when?
497
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:12,631
2008. Well, not
engaged since then,
498
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:14,535
but that's when we met.
499
00:22:14,537 --> 00:22:16,072
Our first date
was actually
500
00:22:16,074 --> 00:22:17,779
the opening night
of "Twilight".
501
00:22:20,484 --> 00:22:21,885
And you're still with him?
502
00:22:23,857 --> 00:22:26,594
I was actually sitting
on a park bench outside
503
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:30,636
the South Hills Mall
and this guy comes up to me
504
00:22:30,638 --> 00:22:33,106
and he's like,
"Hey, I have this ticket
505
00:22:33,108 --> 00:22:35,613
to the 7:05 showing
because I was going to take
506
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,750
my little sister
and she got sick.
507
00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:40,155
Any chance you'd
want to go with me?"
508
00:22:40,157 --> 00:22:44,130
Look, Eric, I don't
want to bore you with
509
00:22:44,132 --> 00:22:45,767
all these
"you're a great guy,"
510
00:22:45,769 --> 00:22:48,572
"you're going to find
the right girl" clichés.
511
00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:51,079
But you really
are a great guy.
512
00:22:54,654 --> 00:22:56,158
That's great.
513
00:23:05,642 --> 00:23:07,778
I'm telling you, man,
it was a total disaster, okay?
514
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,748
I didn't even get
a word out and, boom,
515
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,653
she drops
that bomb on me.
516
00:23:11,655 --> 00:23:13,190
What do I do?
517
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,160
Listen to the advice
I already gave you.
518
00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:17,967
You gotta forget about her,
just let her be.
519
00:23:17,969 --> 00:23:19,369
Impossible.
520
00:23:19,371 --> 00:23:22,208
Wow, this girl's really
gotten to you, huh?
521
00:23:22,210 --> 00:23:24,647
You know what?
The way I see it,
522
00:23:24,649 --> 00:23:26,015
you only have two
options, okay?
523
00:23:26,017 --> 00:23:28,286
One, you win her
the old fashioned way
524
00:23:28,288 --> 00:23:29,890
with your words, or...
525
00:23:29,892 --> 00:23:32,195
- I let her be.
- ...you kill her boyfriend.
526
00:23:32,197 --> 00:23:33,631
Kal, you crazy?
527
00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:35,735
No.
528
00:23:35,737 --> 00:23:37,339
I'm not gonna kill
her boyfriend, Kal.
529
00:23:37,341 --> 00:23:39,810
- You want me to?
- No!
530
00:23:39,812 --> 00:23:42,015
Well, then...
you gotta go talk to her.
531
00:23:42,017 --> 00:23:43,918
I don't know what
to say to her. I tried.
532
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,287
Jesus Christ, do I
have to do everything for you?
533
00:23:45,289 --> 00:23:46,289
This whole thing's
got me fucked up.
534
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,693
Look at me right now.
535
00:23:47,695 --> 00:23:49,364
Does this look
like a happy face?
536
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:51,368
Okay, look, if you are as
convinced as you say you are,
537
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:53,672
then you gotta communicate
that to her, man.
538
00:23:53,674 --> 00:23:55,776
Say something honest,
from the heart.
539
00:23:55,778 --> 00:23:57,212
You gotta lay it
all out there
540
00:23:57,214 --> 00:23:59,384
and let the chips fall
where they may.
541
00:23:59,386 --> 00:24:01,254
Just make sure
you stop short of
542
00:24:01,256 --> 00:24:04,196
going all Affleck
in "Chasing Amy" on her.
543
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:07,367
Affleck got the girl.
544
00:24:07,369 --> 00:24:09,705
Touché.
545
00:24:09,707 --> 00:24:12,814
Okay... okay.
546
00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:52,996
Julia.
547
00:24:54,064 --> 00:24:56,568
- Hey.
- Hey.
548
00:24:56,570 --> 00:24:58,872
Do you have a minute, maybe,
to go over something?
549
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,480
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
550
00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:05,923
I don't know
how to put this, um...
551
00:25:07,159 --> 00:25:08,993
Life is complicated, right?
552
00:25:08,995 --> 00:25:12,836
It's full of surprises,
things you didn't see coming.
553
00:25:12,838 --> 00:25:15,841
and, um,
you gotta make choices,
554
00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:17,076
and there are
moments, right,
555
00:25:17,078 --> 00:25:18,817
that are...
that are important.
556
00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:22,888
Eric, what are
you trying to say?
557
00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:24,929
Just bear with me, uh...
558
00:25:29,938 --> 00:25:31,941
I'm falling
in love with you,
559
00:25:31,943 --> 00:25:36,482
and I...
just hear me out.
560
00:25:36,484 --> 00:25:39,122
There are over seven
billion people on this planet,
561
00:25:39,124 --> 00:25:42,128
yet somehow, some way,
our paths managed to cross,
562
00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:45,635
right,
in the most unlikely event.
563
00:25:45,637 --> 00:25:48,575
And I feel amazing
when I'm around you.
564
00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:51,513
I feel like
I'm full of life, and happy,
565
00:25:51,515 --> 00:25:57,493
like I have purpose,
and, um...
566
00:25:57,495 --> 00:26:00,366
I'm sort of hoping
that you felt the same way.
567
00:26:00,368 --> 00:26:03,538
If not, just a little bit
of you, and I feel like,
568
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:06,010
if you do,
that we owe it to ourselves
569
00:26:06,012 --> 00:26:10,620
to explore that feeling
a little bit deeper.
570
00:26:10,622 --> 00:26:12,489
I know it sounds crazy
571
00:26:12,491 --> 00:26:15,998
but I'm sitting over there
and I'm waiting for you...
572
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,339
and I can't help
but think that, uh...
573
00:26:19,341 --> 00:26:21,412
you and I were
meant to be together.
574
00:26:22,646 --> 00:26:24,982
No, we weren't.
575
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,618
If the universe,
as you say,
576
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:29,257
had truly wanted us
to be together,
577
00:26:29,259 --> 00:26:31,528
we would be together.
578
00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:34,102
We would have met
at a different time,
579
00:26:34,104 --> 00:26:35,739
but we didn't.
580
00:26:35,741 --> 00:26:38,279
I love my fiancé.
581
00:26:41,219 --> 00:26:42,352
Hey, babe.
582
00:26:42,354 --> 00:26:44,088
Adam, hi, honey.
583
00:26:44,090 --> 00:26:46,327
This is Eric.
He was just in the area,
584
00:26:46,329 --> 00:26:47,696
- thought he'd say hi.
- Yeah.
585
00:26:47,698 --> 00:26:50,168
Yeah, no, Eric.
Jules told me a lot about you.
586
00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:51,303
It's nice to
finally meet you.
587
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:52,773
Oh, good.
All right, great.
588
00:26:52,775 --> 00:26:55,177
Just the... just said
the good stuff about you.
589
00:26:55,179 --> 00:26:57,650
Oh, well.
590
00:26:57,652 --> 00:26:59,220
You guys don't have
to stand out here.
591
00:26:59,222 --> 00:27:01,089
Why don't you come
inside and grab a drink?
592
00:27:01,091 --> 00:27:04,097
Uh, you know what? I would,
but I probably shouldn't.
593
00:27:04,099 --> 00:27:06,333
I came by for a work thing and then
I gotta get back to the grind.
594
00:27:06,335 --> 00:27:08,572
- You know how it is.
- Yeah, I know.
595
00:27:08,574 --> 00:27:10,108
Hey, nice to finally
meet you, bro.
596
00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:11,579
Oh, you too. Thanks.
597
00:27:11,581 --> 00:27:12,814
Goodbye, Eric.
598
00:27:12,816 --> 00:27:15,055
- Enjoy your day.
- Take care, bro.
599
00:27:22,769 --> 00:27:26,409
If we were able to move an
object faster than the speed of light,
600
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:28,613
according to Einstein's
Theory of Relativity,
601
00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:31,520
there would be an inertial
frame of reference
602
00:27:31,522 --> 00:27:33,457
in which
the object or the signal
603
00:27:33,459 --> 00:27:37,298
would be moving
backward in time.
604
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,639
Is time travel possible?
605
00:27:41,542 --> 00:27:43,544
Or is time travel
simply a concept
606
00:27:43,546 --> 00:27:46,683
that exists only
in science fiction?
607
00:27:46,685 --> 00:27:49,289
Imagine reliving
the moon landing,
608
00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:52,897
or watching Babe Ruth
hit a home run in person.
609
00:27:52,899 --> 00:27:55,903
And while time travel
is often thought of
610
00:27:55,905 --> 00:27:59,443
as a science fiction trope,
it is in fact something
611
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:02,615
that may someday soon
become a reality.
612
00:28:02,617 --> 00:28:06,491
You see, the Theory
of General Relativity
613
00:28:06,493 --> 00:28:10,232
suggests a basis
for backward time travel,
614
00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:13,573
and I not only believe
that time travel is
615
00:28:13,575 --> 00:28:16,779
theoretically possible,
but I am confident
616
00:28:16,781 --> 00:28:19,254
that it will be achieved
during my lifetime.
617
00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:43,835
Like, after 4:00 pm all the...
618
00:28:43,837 --> 00:28:46,273
you guys got your ID?
619
00:28:46,275 --> 00:28:48,309
It's insane, you know?
620
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:50,013
Like, what are we
supposed to do? ID?
621
00:28:50,015 --> 00:28:51,850
Uh, I'm actually
not a student.
622
00:28:51,852 --> 00:28:54,857
I was hoping to speak
to Dr. Joseph Goyer?
623
00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:57,763
Ah. Authorized personnel only
beyond this point, sir.
624
00:28:57,765 --> 00:28:59,333
Right, no, I understand.
625
00:28:59,335 --> 00:29:01,871
I was just hoping to get
a quick word with him.
626
00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:03,373
Maybe you could bring
him up to the front
627
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:05,445
or I could schedule
an appointment,
628
00:29:05,447 --> 00:29:07,616
maybe speak to him later.
Whatever works.
629
00:29:07,618 --> 00:29:10,625
Are you deaf,
or are you stupid?
630
00:29:12,896 --> 00:29:14,898
I'm sorry, what?
631
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:17,971
Ah, deaf, I see.
632
00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:22,347
Authorized personnel only
633
00:29:22,349 --> 00:29:25,590
beyond this point, sir.
634
00:29:26,991 --> 00:29:28,859
Are you for real?
Because I was just asking
635
00:29:28,861 --> 00:29:30,763
- for a little bit of help.
- Yeah, okay,
636
00:29:30,765 --> 00:29:32,133
Keep pushing me, buddy,
637
00:29:32,135 --> 00:29:35,106
and you're about to see
just how real I can get.
638
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:37,077
Everything okay here, Ed?
639
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:40,050
Yes. Nothing I can't
handle, Professor.
640
00:29:40,052 --> 00:29:42,487
Uh, can I help you?
641
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,627
Uh, perhaps.
I was hoping to get a word
642
00:29:45,629 --> 00:29:48,937
with Dr. Joseph Goyer
in the Physics Department.
643
00:29:52,544 --> 00:29:55,983
It's okay, Ed.
I'll handle this.
644
00:29:55,985 --> 00:29:57,986
Come on, follow me.
645
00:29:57,988 --> 00:30:00,123
Don't worry.
646
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,496
Pardon me, Ed.
647
00:30:02,498 --> 00:30:03,831
Dr. Goyer was one of
the most brilliant scientists
648
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,167
I ever worked with.
649
00:30:05,169 --> 00:30:07,505
"Was"? He doesn't
work here anymore?
650
00:30:07,507 --> 00:30:09,677
Not for about
five years now.
651
00:30:09,679 --> 00:30:11,581
What happened?
652
00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:13,050
Lab accident.
653
00:30:13,052 --> 00:30:16,090
He was working on
a device that he believed
654
00:30:16,092 --> 00:30:19,029
would generate enough
power to open two points
655
00:30:19,031 --> 00:30:21,034
in the space-time
continuum.
656
00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:22,838
Time travel.
657
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,074
But his experiment
wasn't authorized.
658
00:30:25,076 --> 00:30:27,647
Something went wrong
and an explosion
659
00:30:27,649 --> 00:30:29,617
destroyed the physics lab.
660
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,722
He died in
that explosion?
661
00:30:31,724 --> 00:30:34,995
No, no one was hurt
in the incident,
662
00:30:34,997 --> 00:30:38,670
but the university president
was none too pleased.
663
00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:40,209
Goyer was fired.
664
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:45,851
After he got fired,
did you guys keep in touch?
665
00:30:45,853 --> 00:30:48,257
He reach out? You have any
idea where he might be?
666
00:30:48,259 --> 00:30:52,164
No, he pretty much dropped
off the radar after that.
667
00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:54,302
You might want
to try his ex-wife.
668
00:30:54,304 --> 00:30:57,675
I think she still
lives in the area.
669
00:30:57,677 --> 00:30:58,877
Well, Professor,
thank you so much
670
00:30:58,879 --> 00:31:00,079
for your time.
I appreciate it.
671
00:31:00,081 --> 00:31:01,282
Sorry I couldn't
be more help.
672
00:31:01,284 --> 00:31:02,956
You've been great,
thank you.
673
00:31:06,628 --> 00:31:07,631
Uh...
674
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:13,141
Time travel.
You, uh...
675
00:31:13,143 --> 00:31:15,913
you don't suppose he was
on to something, do you?
676
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:20,656
His theories contradicted many
modern physics principles,
677
00:31:20,658 --> 00:31:25,298
but Joe was smarter
than all of us, so...
678
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,635
who knows?
679
00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:27,974
Thanks again.
680
00:31:32,047 --> 00:31:33,816
So can I get you
something to drink?
681
00:31:33,818 --> 00:31:35,886
Coffee? Water?
682
00:31:35,888 --> 00:31:38,929
Uh, sure, I'll have a water.
Sounds good.
683
00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:43,970
You know, like I told
you on the phone,
684
00:31:43,972 --> 00:31:46,712
I don't think I'm going
to be very much help to you.
685
00:31:50,184 --> 00:31:55,127
You know, it seems
like a lifetime ago.
686
00:31:55,129 --> 00:31:58,400
When was the last time
you, um, talked to him?
687
00:31:58,402 --> 00:32:01,373
Truth be told, I haven't
seen or heard from him
688
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:03,309
in almost five years.
689
00:32:03,311 --> 00:32:07,718
And you don't have any idea
where he might be, or...?
690
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,093
Well, he had a grandfather
on his mother's side
691
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,230
who owns
some land out in Colorado
692
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:17,104
or... maybe it
was Arizona.
693
00:32:17,106 --> 00:32:19,244
I can't remember,
but you could start there.
694
00:32:22,918 --> 00:32:25,354
So I Holden McNeil-ed her,
695
00:32:25,356 --> 00:32:27,893
she did not Alyssa Jones
me back.
696
00:32:27,895 --> 00:32:30,465
What?
Dude, that blows, man,
697
00:32:30,467 --> 00:32:32,203
and not in a good way.
698
00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:34,107
Oh, and I met her fiancé.
699
00:32:34,109 --> 00:32:36,210
Was he a Rick Derris type?
700
00:32:36,212 --> 00:32:39,451
No, no. He was charming, actually.
Nice guy.
701
00:32:39,453 --> 00:32:42,256
Invited me in for a drink.
I declined.
702
00:32:42,258 --> 00:32:44,794
Well, that's tough
to compete with.
703
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,935
You can't
compete with it.
704
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:56,184
Unless...
705
00:32:56,186 --> 00:32:59,893
what if there was a way
to travel back in time
706
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:02,966
to a point before
she met this guy?
707
00:33:02,968 --> 00:33:05,171
Holy shit,
why didn't I think of that?
708
00:33:05,173 --> 00:33:07,375
The DeLorean's parked
right here, Marty.
709
00:33:07,377 --> 00:33:10,246
- What are we waiting for?
- I'm being serious, Kal.
710
00:33:10,248 --> 00:33:12,285
What if that
were possible?
711
00:33:12,287 --> 00:33:15,357
Well, I would say yeah,
that's a crazy plan.
712
00:33:15,359 --> 00:33:17,498
Why are you
chasing this woman?
713
00:33:19,968 --> 00:33:22,605
Hell, I never did
anything with my life.
714
00:33:22,607 --> 00:33:25,345
Nothing.
I'm floating by.
715
00:33:25,347 --> 00:33:26,948
I've never fought
for anything,
716
00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,318
was never inspired
to do anything,
717
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,190
I never
worked for anything.
718
00:33:33,195 --> 00:33:36,000
What if this
is that moment?
719
00:33:36,002 --> 00:33:37,369
What if this is
that moment
720
00:33:37,371 --> 00:33:39,442
that I'm supposed
to fight for?
721
00:33:41,982 --> 00:33:44,320
I don't want to look back
and have any regrets.
722
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,500
What are you
talking about?
723
00:33:55,609 --> 00:33:59,281
There's this guy, Joseph
Goyer, Dr. Joseph Goyer.
724
00:33:59,283 --> 00:34:01,152
He believes that time travel
is possible.
725
00:34:01,154 --> 00:34:02,320
I know it sounds
crazy but he thinks
726
00:34:02,322 --> 00:34:05,026
it can be achieved
in our lifetime.
727
00:34:05,028 --> 00:34:06,264
And you believe him?
728
00:34:08,335 --> 00:34:11,339
No... I don't know.
729
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:13,343
I'd like a chance to get to
talk to the guy, you know?
730
00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:15,247
Okay, then, why don't you?
731
00:34:15,249 --> 00:34:17,284
'Cause I can't find him.
732
00:34:17,286 --> 00:34:20,191
I went to his old work, I talked
to his ex-coworkers, his ex-wife.
733
00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:21,592
Nobody knows where
the hell the guy is.
734
00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:25,635
Well, maybe... maybe he's dead.
735
00:34:25,637 --> 00:34:27,706
His ex-wife said
something about a ranch
736
00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:30,581
in Colorado or
Arizona or something.
737
00:34:33,052 --> 00:34:34,454
Hey...
738
00:34:34,456 --> 00:34:37,225
what did you say
this guy's name was again?
739
00:34:37,227 --> 00:34:38,965
Joseph Goyer.
740
00:34:40,768 --> 00:34:42,569
Like G-o-y-e-r?
741
00:34:42,571 --> 00:34:45,476
Yeah. What are you doing?
742
00:34:45,478 --> 00:34:48,180
Give me 24 hours to find
this doctor of yours.
743
00:34:48,182 --> 00:34:49,751
- All right.
- How are you gonna do that?
744
00:34:49,753 --> 00:34:51,756
Hey, I'm Kal.
745
00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,258
You got this, right?
746
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,761
- Yeah, no, I got it.
- Thanks, buddy.
747
00:34:54,763 --> 00:34:56,031
All right.
748
00:35:06,386 --> 00:35:08,756
So whoever couldn't
find this doctor of yours
749
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,327
wasn't looking very hard.
750
00:35:10,329 --> 00:35:11,596
What are you talking about?
You found him?
751
00:35:11,598 --> 00:35:12,597
Yeah, where's
the peanut butter?
752
00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:14,635
To the left, second shelf.
753
00:35:14,637 --> 00:35:17,207
- County records.
- What?
754
00:35:17,209 --> 00:35:19,211
Arizona county records,
to be exact.
755
00:35:19,213 --> 00:35:20,647
So, turns out his grandfather
756
00:35:20,649 --> 00:35:23,420
owned a large parcel of land
in rural Arizona,
757
00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:24,790
land which,
according to county records,
758
00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:28,498
has never changed hands,
you follow?
759
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,669
So his grandfather
passed away in 1992,
760
00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:32,539
which means the land
probably stayed
761
00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,542
in the family
so they never had to file
762
00:35:34,544 --> 00:35:36,414
the paperwork to change
the name on the deed.
763
00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:38,819
Kal, how'd you find out
all this information, anyway?
764
00:35:38,821 --> 00:35:40,521
Internet,
what do you think?
765
00:35:40,523 --> 00:35:42,159
Oh, I did a quick
satellite search
766
00:35:42,161 --> 00:35:43,795
and I found this.
Check it out.
767
00:35:43,797 --> 00:35:45,265
What's this?
768
00:35:45,267 --> 00:35:46,535
So that's the house
right there,
769
00:35:46,537 --> 00:35:48,405
and then that looks like
a car or a truck.
770
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:49,774
It's kind of hard to tell
'cause the resolution...
771
00:35:49,776 --> 00:35:51,577
I swear to God I would
give you a hug right now
772
00:35:51,579 --> 00:35:53,282
if I didn't think
you'd get hard from it.
773
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:56,388
Well, I did one better:
driving directions.
774
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:58,625
What?!
Look at you!
775
00:35:58,627 --> 00:36:01,398
You know what
this means, right?
776
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,838
Yeah.
777
00:36:05,943 --> 00:36:07,146
Oh, yeah.
778
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:11,920
I mean, you know,
this guy could wind up
779
00:36:11,922 --> 00:36:14,592
being some kind
of wack job, right?
780
00:36:14,594 --> 00:36:17,531
Eric Laziter, it's been
an honor and a privilege
781
00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:20,704
being your best friend
for the past 16 years.
782
00:36:20,706 --> 00:36:23,578
Godspeed, my friend.
783
00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:26,817
Kal, you're
an amazing human being.
784
00:36:26,819 --> 00:36:28,554
The honor and
the privilege was all mine.
785
00:36:28,556 --> 00:36:30,725
Get in here.
Come here, buddy.
786
00:36:30,727 --> 00:36:32,261
- Love you, man.
- I love you too.
787
00:36:32,263 --> 00:36:34,867
- Aah! Go get her, dog.
- All right. Thank you.
788
00:36:34,869 --> 00:36:36,971
Hey, can I have your TV?
789
00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:32,518
Dr. Goyer?
Joseph Goyer?
790
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,059
Well, it's mainly
just "Joe" these days.
791
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:40,402
I'm, uh, Eric Laziter.
792
00:37:40,404 --> 00:37:41,671
Nice to see you in person.
793
00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:43,608
I've come a long
way to talk to you.
794
00:37:43,610 --> 00:37:44,743
Curious.
795
00:37:44,745 --> 00:37:47,014
Well, what can I
do for you, son?
796
00:37:47,016 --> 00:37:49,586
Uh, truthfully
I'm curious about
797
00:37:49,588 --> 00:37:51,491
your theories
on time travel.
798
00:37:51,493 --> 00:37:52,926
You said it could be
achieved in our lifetime,
799
00:37:52,928 --> 00:37:55,431
said theoretically
it was possible.
800
00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:59,641
What do you think we'd
need to make it happen?
801
00:37:59,643 --> 00:38:03,418
A lot of money...
and time.
802
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,521
Well, money I have,
803
00:38:06,523 --> 00:38:10,496
and if your
theories are true...
804
00:38:10,498 --> 00:38:12,500
time shouldn't be
an issue either, right?
805
00:38:12,502 --> 00:38:14,905
Well, technically...
you know what?
806
00:38:14,907 --> 00:38:16,678
Let's go inside and talk.
807
00:38:18,781 --> 00:38:20,918
Okay, the ball
represents the Earth.
808
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,721
- Okay.
- The fabric
809
00:38:22,723 --> 00:38:26,595
represents that which is
MALLEABLE: space and time.
810
00:38:26,597 --> 00:38:28,667
This point where
the fabric and the ball
811
00:38:28,669 --> 00:38:31,538
are touching represents
where we currently are
812
00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:33,911
- in both time and space.
- Okay.
813
00:38:33,913 --> 00:38:36,617
Now, with enough energy
focused on space and time,
814
00:38:36,619 --> 00:38:38,687
you can
snap together in time
815
00:38:38,689 --> 00:38:41,759
two moments
just for an instant.
816
00:38:41,761 --> 00:38:44,599
Sounds a lot like
the Rosen bridge theory.
817
00:38:44,601 --> 00:38:47,638
It's essentially a wormhole
you're talking about, right?
818
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,611
Precisely.
819
00:38:49,613 --> 00:38:52,550
Now, reports mentioned the
immeasurably small amount of time
820
00:38:52,552 --> 00:38:54,019
that the gap
in space-time was open.
821
00:38:54,021 --> 00:38:56,155
Right, suggesting
that not even
822
00:38:56,157 --> 00:38:57,192
an electron could
slip through.
823
00:38:57,194 --> 00:38:58,761
See, that was their flaw,
824
00:38:58,763 --> 00:39:01,101
and where my theory differs.
825
00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:03,204
The electrons could
travel the wormhole,
826
00:39:03,206 --> 00:39:07,112
but they arrive on a different
plane of existence.
827
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,049
When space and time
are broken,
828
00:39:09,051 --> 00:39:12,691
you effectively create
a new alternate reality,
829
00:39:12,693 --> 00:39:17,301
one that follows our past
exactly until it's created,
830
00:39:17,303 --> 00:39:19,305
at which point
the unnatural interactions
831
00:39:19,307 --> 00:39:23,613
spiral off into
a future unrecognizable.
832
00:39:23,615 --> 00:39:25,115
A future unrecognizable,
833
00:39:25,117 --> 00:39:26,787
so you can change the past?
834
00:39:26,789 --> 00:39:30,060
No, no, no.
You can change your future.
835
00:39:30,062 --> 00:39:32,632
Or, rather,
the future in the time line
836
00:39:32,634 --> 00:39:34,805
that you traveled back to.
837
00:39:38,646 --> 00:39:40,915
You're saying
this is a one-way trip, right?
838
00:39:40,917 --> 00:39:42,785
I suppose inter-dimensional
travel
839
00:39:42,787 --> 00:39:45,858
is theoretically
possible at some point.
840
00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:47,227
The concepts and equations
841
00:39:47,229 --> 00:39:49,131
involving that matter
far, far exceed
842
00:39:49,133 --> 00:39:52,005
anything in the current
world known of physics.
843
00:39:52,007 --> 00:39:55,779
Why didn't you
continue your research?
844
00:39:55,781 --> 00:39:58,217
Yeah, um...
845
00:39:58,219 --> 00:40:01,691
blowing up a lab
gives people pause
846
00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:04,697
when it comes
to acquiring funding.
847
00:40:04,699 --> 00:40:07,870
The incident also caused
me to become
848
00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:11,279
a bit of a laughingstock within
the scientific community.
849
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:16,791
Okay.
850
00:40:18,794 --> 00:40:19,898
One last question.
851
00:40:23,037 --> 00:40:25,109
How do you feel
about second chances?
852
00:40:26,845 --> 00:40:29,415
Look around.
853
00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:32,924
What do you see?
What do you hear?
854
00:40:36,965 --> 00:40:38,834
Nothing.
855
00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:44,479
Exactly.
It's just beautiful.
856
00:40:44,481 --> 00:40:47,885
All my life
I've been surrounded
857
00:40:47,887 --> 00:40:50,057
by the busyness
of the world,
858
00:40:50,059 --> 00:40:52,895
its problems, the critics.
859
00:40:52,897 --> 00:40:57,874
It can literally drain
the life out of you.
860
00:40:57,876 --> 00:41:01,513
But as I've grown older,
861
00:41:01,515 --> 00:41:03,350
I've grown to appreciate
the peace of mind
862
00:41:03,352 --> 00:41:05,391
that comes with the silence.
863
00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:09,497
I have no desire
to go back.
864
00:41:09,499 --> 00:41:12,804
None at all, huh?
Why is that?
865
00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:16,447
A man can only
handle so much failure.
866
00:41:20,822 --> 00:41:23,526
You know, some of
the brightest minds in history
867
00:41:23,528 --> 00:41:26,030
have had to endure
incredible amounts of failure
868
00:41:26,032 --> 00:41:27,232
in order
to achieve success.
869
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,069
Take Robert Goddard,
for example.
870
00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:31,342
- Apples and oranges.
- It's not apples and oranges.
871
00:41:31,344 --> 00:41:33,879
His theories on rockets
we could potentially use
872
00:41:33,881 --> 00:41:35,382
for space travel,
they were highly criticized.
873
00:41:35,384 --> 00:41:37,989
He was called a fool,
told they were impossible.
874
00:41:37,991 --> 00:41:40,060
He was shunned.
875
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:43,233
Eight years later,
876
00:41:43,235 --> 00:41:45,638
his research was key in the
genesis of the space program.
877
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,908
- Your point?
- My point, doctor,
878
00:41:47,910 --> 00:41:51,215
is that he let people drive him
into seclusion, the critics,
879
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:54,089
and he died before
he was ever able
880
00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:55,490
to see his vision
become reality.
881
00:41:55,492 --> 00:41:57,031
My point to you...
882
00:41:59,635 --> 00:42:02,173
...is maybe it's time
for you to get back to work.
883
00:42:04,412 --> 00:42:06,045
What's this?
884
00:42:06,047 --> 00:42:10,021
A monument
to wasted time and money.
885
00:42:10,023 --> 00:42:12,425
Want to know how it works?
886
00:42:12,427 --> 00:42:13,898
In theory...
887
00:42:18,105 --> 00:42:21,043
Sorry.
888
00:42:21,045 --> 00:42:22,514
The process
of condensing energy
889
00:42:22,516 --> 00:42:25,954
can be obtained with
super-conducted dark matter.
890
00:42:25,956 --> 00:42:29,026
Dark matter makes up
approximately 25%
891
00:42:29,028 --> 00:42:30,965
of the total mass
of the universe,
892
00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:32,433
and while it is
not detectable
893
00:42:32,435 --> 00:42:34,706
via traditional means,
894
00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:37,009
I have devised a way
to collect and store
895
00:42:37,011 --> 00:42:39,548
limited quantities of it.
896
00:42:39,550 --> 00:42:42,119
You can store
dark matter, how?
897
00:42:42,121 --> 00:42:44,725
By using rods made of
a special Osmium alloy,
898
00:42:44,727 --> 00:42:47,431
oppositely charged to
create a unique magnetic field
899
00:42:47,433 --> 00:42:50,336
which attracts and
stores the dark matter.
900
00:42:50,338 --> 00:42:51,772
The charges are
then reversed,
901
00:42:51,774 --> 00:42:54,078
causing the dark matter
to be discharged
902
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,714
as a form of dark energy
903
00:42:55,716 --> 00:42:57,618
with enough
power to collapse two points
904
00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:59,725
in the space-time continuum.
905
00:43:03,031 --> 00:43:05,437
Okay. All right,
where do we start?
906
00:43:07,574 --> 00:43:11,149
Uh, we start
by cleaning the lab.
907
00:43:12,483 --> 00:43:14,519
The lab doesn't
get used much, huh?
908
00:43:14,521 --> 00:43:17,996
It's used plenty...
for storage.
909
00:43:22,671 --> 00:43:25,144
Uh, and this?
910
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,614
- How big are the holes?
- What, are you serious?
911
00:43:28,616 --> 00:43:30,753
I mean, I can buy you another pair
of socks if that's what you need.
912
00:43:30,755 --> 00:43:33,258
Throw it in "tools".
913
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:36,363
Tools... see, I've been
using these things all wrong.
914
00:43:36,365 --> 00:43:39,872
You're looking at it wrong.
It's a rag now.
915
00:43:39,874 --> 00:43:41,608
That's clever.
916
00:43:41,610 --> 00:43:44,415
So, what are you doing
with your time these days
917
00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:46,419
now that you're done
studying time travel?
918
00:43:46,421 --> 00:43:48,891
I spend most of my time
working on that old truck.
919
00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:51,662
It was my dad's.
920
00:43:51,664 --> 00:43:53,800
Been fixing it up
for a long time now.
921
00:43:53,802 --> 00:43:57,474
More of a tinkerer, really,
than a scientist these days,
922
00:43:57,476 --> 00:44:00,581
though I've never really
given up, I suppose.
923
00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:03,187
I'm working the problem
on a smaller scale.
924
00:44:03,189 --> 00:44:05,561
So there are scales
to time travel?
925
00:44:06,896 --> 00:44:09,599
Powering the machine
is only half the battle.
926
00:44:09,601 --> 00:44:11,604
I'm working on the equations.
927
00:44:11,606 --> 00:44:14,278
I see. Well...
928
00:44:15,613 --> 00:44:16,947
call me a simpleton,
929
00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:20,522
but these equations
look pretty solid to me.
930
00:44:20,524 --> 00:44:21,858
Simpleton.
931
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:24,696
The variables
are undefined.
932
00:44:24,698 --> 00:44:28,305
I spend most of my time chipping
away at the possibilities.
933
00:44:28,307 --> 00:44:31,413
I have no solutions
as of yet.
934
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:35,420
You identify
the impossibilities,
935
00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:38,626
all you're left with
are the possible.
936
00:44:38,628 --> 00:44:42,534
Yeah, I suppose.
937
00:44:42,536 --> 00:44:44,404
I mean,
isn't that the end game?
938
00:44:44,406 --> 00:44:45,911
To solve the equation?
939
00:44:55,396 --> 00:44:59,501
When I was a kid,
there was this toy,
940
00:44:59,503 --> 00:45:05,949
um... a decoder or
a kaleidoscope or something.
941
00:45:05,951 --> 00:45:08,620
It was
the holy grail to me.
942
00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:12,295
It cost five dollars.
943
00:45:12,297 --> 00:45:14,932
So I scrimped and saved
944
00:45:14,934 --> 00:45:16,637
and added cents
here and there
945
00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:19,410
and eventually I had it,
five dollars.
946
00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:21,414
I went down
and I bought the toy...
947
00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:24,987
only to have it stolen
by this neighborhood bully,
948
00:45:24,989 --> 00:45:26,760
Earl Schroeder.
949
00:45:28,730 --> 00:45:31,802
Anyway, I saved again,
and my birthday comes
950
00:45:31,804 --> 00:45:35,976
and all of a sudden,
five dollars in my palm.
951
00:45:35,978 --> 00:45:38,881
I get on my bike
and I pedal so fast
952
00:45:38,883 --> 00:45:40,452
to get to the store,
I upend my bike
953
00:45:40,454 --> 00:45:43,491
on the way to get
my perfect prize.
954
00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:45,931
And my birthday money
went for new handlebars.
955
00:45:45,933 --> 00:45:48,535
Not my choice.
956
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:52,076
Back to square one.
I save the money,
957
00:45:52,078 --> 00:45:53,712
I get to the store,
958
00:45:53,714 --> 00:45:56,652
sold out, never to return.
959
00:45:56,654 --> 00:45:59,392
Really?
I'd say somebody
960
00:45:59,394 --> 00:46:00,961
didn't want you to have
that kaleidoscope.
961
00:46:00,963 --> 00:46:02,663
Ah, you would think.
962
00:46:02,665 --> 00:46:05,002
Years later I have a job.
963
00:46:05,004 --> 00:46:07,976
One week I get
a bonus in my check.
964
00:46:07,978 --> 00:46:09,845
I never forgot that toy.
965
00:46:09,847 --> 00:46:11,949
I find it at
a vintage toy store.
966
00:46:11,951 --> 00:46:13,420
I go down to the store.
967
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,491
I slide the money
across the table,
968
00:46:15,493 --> 00:46:16,960
ear-to-ear grin.
969
00:46:16,962 --> 00:46:19,031
I collect my perfect prize.
970
00:46:19,033 --> 00:46:21,904
I walk outside, I'm looking
through the kaleidoscope.
971
00:46:21,906 --> 00:46:23,975
All right,
mission accomplished.
972
00:46:23,977 --> 00:46:25,645
Sort of.
973
00:46:25,647 --> 00:46:27,182
While I'm looking
through the kaleidoscope,
974
00:46:27,184 --> 00:46:29,186
not paying attention
to where I'm going,
975
00:46:29,188 --> 00:46:31,557
I run into this
beautiful young woman.
976
00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:34,028
She's carrying
home groceries from the store.
977
00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:35,833
Knock 'em all over the ground.
978
00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:38,205
In my haste to help her
collect her groceries,
979
00:46:38,207 --> 00:46:41,080
I step on and crush
the kaleidoscope.
980
00:46:43,183 --> 00:46:44,750
Kaleidoscope was jinxed.
981
00:46:44,752 --> 00:46:48,123
No, actually
quite the opposite.
982
00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:49,994
That beautiful young woman
983
00:46:49,996 --> 00:46:52,633
would go on
to become my wife.
984
00:46:52,635 --> 00:46:55,105
This lifelong quest
that I was on
985
00:46:55,107 --> 00:46:58,747
was actually about
something else altogether.
986
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:02,286
See, I didn't know where
I was supposed to be
987
00:47:02,288 --> 00:47:04,494
until I'd
actually arrived.
988
00:47:08,569 --> 00:47:10,806
Earth to Eric.
989
00:47:18,155 --> 00:47:22,763
Yeah, I was just
thinking about your story
990
00:47:22,765 --> 00:47:27,239
and if
your theory's right...
991
00:47:27,241 --> 00:47:30,211
I was just thinking maybe
your journey's not complete.
992
00:47:30,213 --> 00:47:31,747
What is all this, anyway?
993
00:47:31,749 --> 00:47:34,018
Most of them are
sophisticated gauges
994
00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:35,989
and instruments that will
allow me to pinpoint
995
00:47:35,991 --> 00:47:39,162
exactly when and where
a time traveler ends up.
996
00:47:39,164 --> 00:47:41,667
The process requires
exact calculations
997
00:47:41,669 --> 00:47:43,304
to determine
not only the time,
998
00:47:43,306 --> 00:47:47,213
- but the place as well.
- Okay.
999
00:47:47,215 --> 00:47:49,684
The earth is
in constant motion,
1000
00:47:49,686 --> 00:47:51,755
both rotationally
and orbitally,
1001
00:47:51,757 --> 00:47:53,324
so sending
a time traveler back
1002
00:47:53,326 --> 00:47:55,896
to a specific point in space
1003
00:47:55,898 --> 00:47:59,203
could very well occur at a time
when the earth isn't there.
1004
00:47:59,205 --> 00:48:03,144
And I must also account
for not only
1005
00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:05,217
the rotation of the earth
but also the rate or speed
1006
00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,052
at which the galaxy
is expanding.
1007
00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:09,325
Without precise
and exact calculations,
1008
00:48:09,327 --> 00:48:11,162
a traveler could end up
being dropped off
1009
00:48:11,164 --> 00:48:14,836
in the cold vacuum of space
and killed instantly.
1010
00:48:14,838 --> 00:48:17,173
Push a couple of buttons,
turn a few knobs, right?
1011
00:48:17,175 --> 00:48:19,277
Hey, you have no idea
the amount of education
1012
00:48:19,279 --> 00:48:21,114
- it takes to fathom this kind of math!
- All right, relax.
1013
00:48:21,116 --> 00:48:23,687
I understand what
an imaginary number is.
1014
00:48:23,689 --> 00:48:27,262
- It's okay.
- Good.
1015
00:48:27,264 --> 00:48:28,965
Why don't you
go get some rest?
1016
00:48:28,967 --> 00:48:32,806
Tomorrow... tomorrow
we start the real work.
1017
00:48:36,248 --> 00:48:37,719
Look, I'm no psychiatrist...
1018
00:48:39,489 --> 00:48:42,729
but I can tell there's something
more going on with you.
1019
00:48:48,072 --> 00:48:51,915
Ah... am I allowed
to cite personal reasons?
1020
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,428
All right,
suffice it to say that, um,
1021
00:48:59,430 --> 00:49:02,500
maybe I wasn't happy
where my journey ended up
1022
00:49:02,502 --> 00:49:05,440
and I decided to take
things into my own hands.
1023
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,377
Surely you've had things
in your life that you regret,
1024
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,885
things you wish
you'd done differently.
1025
00:49:12,289 --> 00:49:14,327
Only one
that really mattered.
1026
00:49:16,364 --> 00:49:18,098
I don't know, man.
I gotta tell ya...
1027
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:20,304
I do not see you
getting past my shields.
1028
00:49:20,306 --> 00:49:22,374
Pfft. Your shields
will break down.
1029
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,378
Star Fleet's pretty smart
in their work.
1030
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:26,449
Torpedoes with
16.1 isotone power,
1031
00:49:26,451 --> 00:49:28,921
18 type 7
phase emitters.
1032
00:49:28,923 --> 00:49:30,524
No, the USS "Enterprise"
1033
00:49:30,526 --> 00:49:32,495
trumps the Imperial
Class Star Destroyer
1034
00:49:32,497 --> 00:49:35,501
in any galaxy.
1035
00:49:35,503 --> 00:49:37,539
Oh, and be careful
when you set that CPU.
1036
00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:39,844
That has to be very
precisely placed.
1037
00:49:39,846 --> 00:49:41,179
I got it.
1038
00:49:41,181 --> 00:49:42,184
Okay.
1039
00:49:45,257 --> 00:49:48,360
Lightsaber.
Pretty cool.
1040
00:49:48,362 --> 00:49:52,402
Phaser.
Range beats melee.
1041
00:49:52,404 --> 00:49:54,506
Besides, phasers
fire Nardion particles.
1042
00:49:54,508 --> 00:49:56,243
Even if a lightsaber
could deflect those,
1043
00:49:56,245 --> 00:49:57,446
which it's not
because it's meant
1044
00:49:57,448 --> 00:49:59,048
to deflect pure
energy blaster fire,
1045
00:49:59,050 --> 00:50:01,287
the phaser's continuous
beam capability
1046
00:50:01,289 --> 00:50:03,291
is gonna trump the Jedi's
arm strength any day.
1047
00:50:03,293 --> 00:50:06,198
But they're Jedis.
I think they would be
1048
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,234
slaying red shirts before
their arms got tired.
1049
00:50:08,236 --> 00:50:11,174
Ah, but you forget about the
wide-beam capability of the phaser.
1050
00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:13,344
I did not forget about the wide-beam
capability of the phaser.
1051
00:50:13,346 --> 00:50:16,184
The Jedi only has to protect
himself, right, or herself.
1052
00:50:16,186 --> 00:50:18,522
Three-foot span of a lightsaber,
that would protect most.
1053
00:50:18,524 --> 00:50:20,493
Plus a wide-beam only lands
on a single, flat plane.
1054
00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:22,398
Everybody knows that.
1055
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,203
Luke, gimme Han,
spells dream team.
1056
00:50:25,205 --> 00:50:26,973
Versus Kirk and Spock,
an infallible leader
1057
00:50:26,975 --> 00:50:29,312
and his exceedingly
logical sidekick? Please.
1058
00:50:29,314 --> 00:50:31,349
You give Han his blaster,
you give Luke his lightsaber...
1059
00:50:31,351 --> 00:50:33,285
Ah, shit!
1060
00:50:33,287 --> 00:50:34,690
What happened?
1061
00:50:34,692 --> 00:50:37,963
I fried a circuit.
It was a custom job.
1062
00:50:37,965 --> 00:50:41,169
It took me two years
to build that thing.
1063
00:50:41,171 --> 00:50:42,172
Okay, so what do we do now?
1064
00:50:42,174 --> 00:50:43,343
Well...
1065
00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:46,615
Let me think.
1066
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,522
The fuel cells
discharge in parallel,
1067
00:50:50,524 --> 00:50:54,497
so I can jumper past
the defective board
1068
00:50:54,499 --> 00:50:57,302
but the loss in power
I won't be able to calculate
1069
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,642
until the rods are
charged and in place.
1070
00:51:06,422 --> 00:51:08,190
Once I get the rods
in place,
1071
00:51:08,192 --> 00:51:09,761
I can take
some test readings and see
1072
00:51:09,763 --> 00:51:12,232
what kind of a discharge
we'll be able to achieve.
1073
00:51:12,234 --> 00:51:14,471
So what number are we
looking for here?
1074
00:51:14,473 --> 00:51:17,244
Well, theoretically,
something in the neighborhood
1075
00:51:17,246 --> 00:51:22,053
of 500 exa eVs
would be ideal.
1076
00:51:22,055 --> 00:51:25,727
But at a minimum
we need to achieve
1077
00:51:25,729 --> 00:51:29,334
at least a peta eV
to even think about
1078
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,205
opening
the space-time continuum.
1079
00:51:31,207 --> 00:51:32,675
So basically you're
saying the amount of energy
1080
00:51:32,677 --> 00:51:35,114
we generate with this thing
is directly related
1081
00:51:35,116 --> 00:51:38,387
to the amount
of time we can travel, right?
1082
00:51:38,389 --> 00:51:40,394
In layman's terms, yes.
1083
00:51:46,739 --> 00:51:49,108
What? What happened?
1084
00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:51,814
463 peta eVs.
1085
00:51:51,816 --> 00:51:53,485
It's quite a power loss,
1086
00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:55,488
but, um...
1087
00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:56,556
I'd still call
this step a success.
1088
00:51:56,558 --> 00:51:59,865
Okay.
1089
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:02,169
So...
1090
00:52:02,171 --> 00:52:03,571
when are you going
to come clean
1091
00:52:03,573 --> 00:52:07,514
about why you are
really here?
1092
00:52:07,516 --> 00:52:09,483
Why I'm really here.
Does it matter?
1093
00:52:09,485 --> 00:52:12,523
Of course it matters.
1094
00:52:12,525 --> 00:52:14,760
Up until now,
I've been content to allow you
1095
00:52:14,762 --> 00:52:19,604
to help me with my research,
assuming that your true reason
1096
00:52:19,606 --> 00:52:20,941
for being here
would surface eventually,
1097
00:52:20,943 --> 00:52:24,581
but as we approach
what is certain to be
1098
00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:26,818
a crossroad
in our experiment,
1099
00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:29,457
your true reason
may be an impediment
1100
00:52:29,459 --> 00:52:31,628
to our continued
partnership.
1101
00:52:31,630 --> 00:52:33,365
How so?
1102
00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:35,939
Now, that depends on
why you're really here.
1103
00:52:35,941 --> 00:52:37,440
You could be working
for the government
1104
00:52:37,442 --> 00:52:39,511
and you're here
to steal my secrets
1105
00:52:39,513 --> 00:52:41,950
to use them for
your own nefarious purposes.
1106
00:52:41,952 --> 00:52:43,688
You caught me.
1107
00:52:43,690 --> 00:52:45,625
I'm kidding.
I don't work for the government.
1108
00:52:45,627 --> 00:52:47,561
I'm joking.
1109
00:52:47,563 --> 00:52:49,565
I told you,
it's personal.
1110
00:52:49,567 --> 00:52:53,876
Eric, you have to explain
yourself better than that.
1111
00:52:55,982 --> 00:52:57,448
You really wanna know?
1112
00:52:57,450 --> 00:52:59,754
I do.
1113
00:52:59,756 --> 00:53:03,995
Okay.
1114
00:53:03,997 --> 00:53:06,801
I am, uh...
1115
00:53:06,803 --> 00:53:08,739
I'm here about a girl.
1116
00:53:08,741 --> 00:53:12,812
I don't know what it is
you think we're doing here,
1117
00:53:12,814 --> 00:53:14,684
but I assure you
whatever we accomplish
1118
00:53:14,686 --> 00:53:16,421
will have little
consequence in fixing
1119
00:53:16,423 --> 00:53:18,624
whatever's wrong
with your love life.
1120
00:53:18,627 --> 00:53:21,298
I'm in love.
Okay, I met a girl,
1121
00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:27,310
and I fell in love with her
and she is fantastic,
1122
00:53:27,312 --> 00:53:29,448
and she inspires me
in ways that I never thought
1123
00:53:29,450 --> 00:53:31,051
I could be inspired.
1124
00:53:31,053 --> 00:53:33,455
Okay, and I need you
to send me back in time
1125
00:53:33,457 --> 00:53:35,626
to a point before
she meets this guy,
1126
00:53:35,628 --> 00:53:37,431
this... this guy
she's with now
1127
00:53:37,433 --> 00:53:38,701
who she thinks
she's in love with.
1128
00:53:38,703 --> 00:53:40,471
I can't send
you back in time.
1129
00:53:40,473 --> 00:53:43,076
First of all,
I think you fail to understand
1130
00:53:43,078 --> 00:53:45,581
the ramifications
of such an action,
1131
00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:48,586
and second,
there's no indication
1132
00:53:48,588 --> 00:53:49,889
this device will even work.
1133
00:53:49,891 --> 00:53:51,692
Well, you said
that this was possible.
1134
00:53:51,694 --> 00:53:53,062
In theory.
1135
00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:55,533
There's no way to
test it or prove it.
1136
00:53:55,535 --> 00:53:57,004
That's how you
test it, right?
1137
00:53:57,006 --> 00:53:58,540
That's how you prove it.
You send me back.
1138
00:53:58,542 --> 00:53:59,877
That's the test.
1139
00:53:59,879 --> 00:54:01,681
Eric, I'm not
experimenting on you.
1140
00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:03,484
There's no way of
knowing what will happen
1141
00:54:03,486 --> 00:54:04,853
to someone once
they leave my garage.
1142
00:54:04,855 --> 00:54:07,058
Their molecules could be
scattered to the cosmos.
1143
00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:09,562
You haven't even
thought through
1144
00:54:09,564 --> 00:54:11,501
the situation
you would be in
1145
00:54:11,503 --> 00:54:13,470
if and when I could
send you back.
1146
00:54:13,472 --> 00:54:15,141
You know,
I'd figure it out.
1147
00:54:15,143 --> 00:54:16,779
See, that's what I mean.
1148
00:54:16,781 --> 00:54:18,949
You have no idea what
you'd be going back to.
1149
00:54:18,951 --> 00:54:21,588
You wouldn't exist.
I mean, yes,
1150
00:54:21,590 --> 00:54:22,823
the you from
that timeline would exist
1151
00:54:22,825 --> 00:54:25,163
but you, Eric,
you would have no money,
1152
00:54:25,165 --> 00:54:27,666
no job,
no identity.
1153
00:54:27,668 --> 00:54:29,069
For all intents and purposes,
1154
00:54:29,071 --> 00:54:31,976
you'd struggle to survive.
1155
00:54:31,978 --> 00:54:33,813
And even if I could
send you back,
1156
00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:35,616
I wouldn't do
it for a reason
1157
00:54:35,618 --> 00:54:38,087
so trite and juvenile
as lost love.
1158
00:54:38,089 --> 00:54:40,125
Trite and juvenile? You know what?
Let me tell you something.
1159
00:54:40,127 --> 00:54:41,696
If you've ever been
in love in your life,
1160
00:54:41,698 --> 00:54:43,466
you'd know what I
was talking about.
1161
00:54:43,468 --> 00:54:45,803
Don't you stand there
and try to pass judgment on me.
1162
00:54:45,805 --> 00:54:48,145
You know nothing about me.
1163
00:54:53,489 --> 00:54:56,124
I'm sorry, Eric.
I'm sorry.
1164
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,165
Look...
1165
00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:01,102
you've been
great on the build.
1166
00:55:01,104 --> 00:55:02,872
You have been.
I'm eternally grateful.
1167
00:55:02,874 --> 00:55:04,609
Yeah, great. You know how
you pay me back?
1168
00:55:04,611 --> 00:55:07,584
You send me back.
That's how you pay me back!
1169
00:55:09,153 --> 00:55:12,058
That's the only
fucking reason I'm here!
1170
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:13,694
I can't send you back.
1171
00:55:13,696 --> 00:55:15,933
Look... these equations,
they're still unsolved.
1172
00:55:15,935 --> 00:55:19,640
So unless you
can solve them...
1173
00:55:19,642 --> 00:55:20,942
I'm sorry.
1174
00:55:20,944 --> 00:55:22,746
Time travel
just isn't possible.
1175
00:55:22,748 --> 00:55:24,683
Yeah, you know what?
Fuck it, let's just give up.
1176
00:55:24,685 --> 00:55:26,555
We keep trying.
That's what we do.
1177
00:55:26,557 --> 00:55:27,757
That's what we've been doing.
We don't give up.
1178
00:55:27,759 --> 00:55:29,761
We keep fucking trying!
1179
00:55:29,763 --> 00:55:32,101
Time travel is not possible.
1180
00:55:36,009 --> 00:55:38,282
So that's it, right?
That's, uh...
1181
00:55:41,955 --> 00:55:43,589
This whole thing
has been futile, right?
1182
00:55:43,591 --> 00:55:46,362
It's a...
it's a charade?
1183
00:55:46,364 --> 00:55:49,668
It's not possible?
It's for nothing?
1184
00:55:49,670 --> 00:55:51,305
No, it wasn't for nothing.
1185
00:55:51,307 --> 00:55:53,910
We've made great strides
in proving my theories,
1186
00:55:53,912 --> 00:55:56,182
strides that will be
hugely beneficial
1187
00:55:56,184 --> 00:55:58,654
to mankind in the future.
1188
00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:00,625
Where are you going?
1189
00:56:00,627 --> 00:56:01,997
You know what? It looks
like I'm going nowhere.
1190
00:56:06,004 --> 00:56:07,872
I actually envy you.
1191
00:56:07,874 --> 00:56:10,110
You envy the guy that...
guy that's in love
1192
00:56:10,112 --> 00:56:13,017
with the girl
he can't have?
1193
00:56:13,019 --> 00:56:13,820
No.
1194
00:56:15,690 --> 00:56:17,091
I envy the guy
who knows what he wants
1195
00:56:17,093 --> 00:56:21,200
and isn't afraid
to go after it.
1196
00:56:21,202 --> 00:56:23,171
Even if going after it
looks like
1197
00:56:23,173 --> 00:56:25,879
it's gonna result
in a fiery crash?
1198
00:56:28,985 --> 00:56:32,923
No, I think
we should all be so lucky
1199
00:56:32,925 --> 00:56:38,435
to experience a crash
like that, you know?
1200
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:40,008
I mean, at least
once in our lives.
1201
00:56:43,147 --> 00:56:44,316
I suppose.
1202
00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:49,357
But I like
to land safe and sound.
1203
00:56:49,359 --> 00:56:52,734
I think it's
a way better plan.
1204
00:56:54,304 --> 00:56:57,741
Safe and sound, huh?
1205
00:56:57,743 --> 00:56:59,912
Let me tell you
something about that.
1206
00:56:59,914 --> 00:57:02,885
When I was in school,
everyone thought I was
1207
00:57:02,887 --> 00:57:08,263
the wild and
crazy one, you know?
1208
00:57:08,265 --> 00:57:11,268
Had to be the first
to do everything.
1209
00:57:11,270 --> 00:57:16,946
Truth is...
I was hiding.
1210
00:57:16,948 --> 00:57:19,418
I always played it safe.
1211
00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:21,992
And look where that got me.
1212
00:57:21,994 --> 00:57:25,334
I am bartending in
the middle of fucking nowhere.
1213
00:57:27,971 --> 00:57:29,173
So why don't you
get the hell out of here,
1214
00:57:29,175 --> 00:57:32,316
you know,
go do something else?
1215
00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:36,253
Right.
Well, it's not that easy.
1216
00:57:36,255 --> 00:57:39,126
Um, I have
responsibilities.
1217
00:57:39,128 --> 00:57:40,496
You know,
I'm not a kid anymore.
1218
00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:43,267
I can't sit
in my room and dream.
1219
00:57:43,269 --> 00:57:46,140
I gotta make shit work.
1220
00:57:46,142 --> 00:57:49,981
I've got debt
I've gotta pay off.
1221
00:57:49,983 --> 00:57:52,421
I've got $40 grand
in student loans
1222
00:57:52,423 --> 00:57:57,397
because I was so set
on getting a degree...
1223
00:57:57,399 --> 00:58:03,176
that did me a lot
of good. Didn't it?
1224
00:58:03,178 --> 00:58:05,583
Degrees are a funny thing.
1225
00:58:07,285 --> 00:58:09,355
Everyone's got
responsibilities, you know?
1226
00:58:09,357 --> 00:58:12,864
It's never too late
to dream, is it?
1227
00:58:15,068 --> 00:58:18,042
Sometimes it's too late
to make those dreams a reality.
1228
00:58:20,046 --> 00:58:22,080
It just is.
1229
00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,952
What if you could
go back in time, right,
1230
00:58:23,954 --> 00:58:25,555
and change something.
1231
00:58:25,557 --> 00:58:27,959
You can change
anything you want.
1232
00:58:27,961 --> 00:58:30,097
What would it be?
1233
00:58:30,099 --> 00:58:31,300
Wow.
1234
00:58:31,302 --> 00:58:32,504
Um...
1235
00:58:35,210 --> 00:58:39,049
I would do something
that scared the shit out of me.
1236
00:58:39,051 --> 00:58:41,019
I would.
1237
00:58:41,021 --> 00:58:44,561
I'd go on an adventure.
1238
00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:47,336
I would get
the hell out of here and...
1239
00:58:49,305 --> 00:58:54,714
I don't know
if I'd come back.
1240
00:58:54,716 --> 00:58:57,286
Okay.
All right.
1241
00:58:57,288 --> 00:59:00,359
An adventure.
I like that.
1242
00:59:00,361 --> 00:59:01,364
Yeah.
1243
00:59:04,302 --> 00:59:08,108
Where to?
1244
00:59:08,110 --> 00:59:09,344
Alaska.
1245
00:59:09,346 --> 00:59:12,351
I've never been to Alaska.
1246
00:59:12,353 --> 00:59:13,754
Me neither.
1247
00:59:13,756 --> 00:59:17,261
But I hear
the northern lights
1248
00:59:17,263 --> 00:59:21,236
are absolutely breathtaking
this time of year.
1249
00:59:21,238 --> 00:59:23,408
And then I don't know.
1250
00:59:23,410 --> 00:59:26,447
I would just see
where the universe took me.
1251
00:59:26,449 --> 00:59:29,586
I would just...
1252
00:59:29,588 --> 00:59:31,293
I'd be free.
1253
00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:35,201
Hmm.
1254
00:59:38,206 --> 00:59:41,711
You know,
it's a shame...
1255
00:59:41,713 --> 00:59:48,091
by the time we figure out
what we really want...
1256
00:59:48,093 --> 00:59:49,462
most of the time
it's too late.
1257
00:59:52,768 --> 00:59:54,774
Opportunity's lost.
1258
00:59:56,811 --> 00:59:58,715
Hadn't thought of it that way.
You're right.
1259
01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:05,827
Good luck with that girl.
1260
01:01:42,594 --> 01:01:45,332
I think I got it.
1261
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,867
All right, I've reworked
the Rosen bridge theory
1262
01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:49,340
with re-evaluated properties
based on Schwartzschild.
1263
01:01:49,342 --> 01:01:50,775
We know that
"c-squared" is broken.
1264
01:01:50,777 --> 01:01:52,011
No, no, that's
Schwartzschild's theory.
1265
01:01:52,013 --> 01:01:53,649
Mitchell fixed those problems.
1266
01:01:53,651 --> 01:01:54,983
But Schwarzschild
achieved the proper values,
1267
01:01:54,985 --> 01:01:56,455
so his equation helps us.
1268
01:01:56,457 --> 01:01:58,424
Look, we know
that the speed of light
1269
01:01:58,426 --> 01:02:00,830
is inconsistent,
which means both sides
1270
01:02:00,832 --> 01:02:02,633
of the equation
are inconsistent.
1271
01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:04,070
All right,
the common factor is r.
1272
01:02:04,072 --> 01:02:06,875
Thus, 2GM equals
inconsistent.
1273
01:02:06,877 --> 01:02:08,445
G and M are
subject to c-squared
1274
01:02:08,447 --> 01:02:09,981
and r based on
irrational polymers.
1275
01:02:09,983 --> 01:02:13,792
"i" exists!
And it solves everything.
1276
01:02:16,129 --> 01:02:18,033
She means that much to you?
1277
01:02:19,504 --> 01:02:22,040
She does.
1278
01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:24,011
Okay, if you
are going to do this,
1279
01:02:24,013 --> 01:02:25,714
it has to be soon.
1280
01:02:25,716 --> 01:02:27,117
The rods are decaying
at a much more rapid pace
1281
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:28,753
than I had
initially calculated.
1282
01:02:28,755 --> 01:02:30,791
According to my estimates,
we should be able to
1283
01:02:30,793 --> 01:02:33,863
generate a discharge
of 16.7 peta eVs.
1284
01:02:33,865 --> 01:02:36,034
Now this is not
what I was hoping for,
1285
01:02:36,036 --> 01:02:38,540
but it should be sufficient
to allow us to connect
1286
01:02:38,542 --> 01:02:41,712
any two moments
in the past five years.
1287
01:02:41,714 --> 01:02:43,049
According
to my calculations,
1288
01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:45,722
you will arrive
in your new reality at 5:00 am,
1289
01:02:45,724 --> 01:02:47,692
November 21st, 2008,
1290
01:02:47,694 --> 01:02:50,096
plus or minus five minutes.
1291
01:02:50,098 --> 01:02:52,034
How's that for irony?
1292
01:02:52,036 --> 01:02:54,004
Even with a time machine.
1293
01:02:54,006 --> 01:02:57,713
I've prepared a survival
kit of sorts for you.
1294
01:02:57,715 --> 01:02:59,015
This should allow you to get
1295
01:02:59,017 --> 01:03:00,252
to where you need to go.
1296
01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:01,788
What's this?
1297
01:03:01,790 --> 01:03:04,259
It's a little bit
of pre-2008 cash,
1298
01:03:04,261 --> 01:03:06,764
my old cell phone,
and the keys to my truck.
1299
01:03:06,766 --> 01:03:09,170
That should allow you
to get to Los Angeles,
1300
01:03:09,172 --> 01:03:11,708
but remember,
once you land in 2008,
1301
01:03:11,710 --> 01:03:13,044
you're gonna
have to figure out
1302
01:03:13,046 --> 01:03:15,518
your long-term survival plan.
1303
01:03:18,224 --> 01:03:20,559
Thank you.
1304
01:03:20,561 --> 01:03:22,030
I don't even know if
the cell phone's gonna work.
1305
01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:23,299
The electrical
interference from the rift
1306
01:03:23,301 --> 01:03:24,602
in the space-time continuum
1307
01:03:24,604 --> 01:03:25,971
will likely fry
the circuits,
1308
01:03:25,973 --> 01:03:29,010
but let's go ahead
and take it anyway.
1309
01:03:29,012 --> 01:03:32,184
I'd like to ask you
a small favor in return.
1310
01:03:32,186 --> 01:03:34,188
Yeah, of course,
anything.
1311
01:03:34,190 --> 01:03:36,058
What do you need?
1312
01:03:36,060 --> 01:03:40,033
The day you arrive
is coincidentally
1313
01:03:40,035 --> 01:03:42,739
the same day
as my lab accident.
1314
01:03:42,741 --> 01:03:44,341
Irony all around.
1315
01:03:44,343 --> 01:03:47,013
Why didn't that make
national news, by the way?
1316
01:03:47,015 --> 01:03:48,817
It did,
but the opening
1317
01:03:48,819 --> 01:03:52,225
of some teen romance
vampire movie
1318
01:03:52,227 --> 01:03:54,162
stole the headlines
that day.
1319
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:58,037
Anyway, I need you
to get this to me
1320
01:03:58,039 --> 01:04:00,375
by 7:30 PM.
That's important.
1321
01:04:00,377 --> 01:04:02,747
That should prevent me
from blowing up the lab
1322
01:04:02,749 --> 01:04:04,918
in that timeframe and
it's a six hour drive
1323
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:08,726
to Los Angeles, so you should
have plenty of time.
1324
01:04:08,728 --> 01:04:10,795
Well...
1325
01:04:10,797 --> 01:04:11,897
we should get going.
1326
01:04:11,899 --> 01:04:13,905
Are you ready?
1327
01:04:19,081 --> 01:04:20,383
Sure.
1328
01:04:20,385 --> 01:04:23,121
Eric, you must be
absolutely certain.
1329
01:04:23,123 --> 01:04:25,194
There's no coming
back from this.
1330
01:04:27,299 --> 01:04:28,736
Yeah, I know.
1331
01:04:30,805 --> 01:04:33,208
I know.
I'm sure, yes.
1332
01:04:33,210 --> 01:04:35,815
Okay.
1333
01:04:35,817 --> 01:04:37,151
Let's do it.
1334
01:04:37,153 --> 01:04:39,220
A historic moment.
1335
01:04:39,222 --> 01:04:41,124
For sure.
1336
01:04:41,126 --> 01:04:44,300
The first trip ever
through time.
1337
01:04:47,139 --> 01:04:50,143
You know,
it's comforting to know
1338
01:04:50,145 --> 01:04:54,386
that while me
in my current form
1339
01:04:54,388 --> 01:04:57,424
will not feel the effects,
1340
01:04:57,426 --> 01:04:58,895
there will be a copy of me
1341
01:04:58,897 --> 01:05:01,201
in another reality
who will...
1342
01:05:03,940 --> 01:05:07,212
now have the opportunity
for a better life.
1343
01:05:20,307 --> 01:05:23,177
That's the saddest thing
I ever heard.
1344
01:05:23,179 --> 01:05:24,348
I'm sorry.
1345
01:05:24,350 --> 01:05:27,354
Oh, Eric,
don't be sorry.
1346
01:05:27,356 --> 01:05:31,394
You gave me a second chance
to feel alive again,
1347
01:05:31,396 --> 01:05:36,238
and for that...
1348
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:38,245
you deserve your chance.
1349
01:05:41,384 --> 01:05:45,391
I don't even know
what to say to you.
1350
01:05:45,393 --> 01:05:47,027
There's nothing to say.
Get up there.
1351
01:05:47,029 --> 01:05:48,864
Get up there.
1352
01:05:48,866 --> 01:05:51,271
Come here.
Come here.
1353
01:05:53,175 --> 01:05:54,976
Oh, thank you.
1354
01:05:54,978 --> 01:05:56,448
You're welcome.
1355
01:05:58,185 --> 01:05:59,389
Go get her.
1356
01:06:13,549 --> 01:06:15,451
May the Force be with you.
1357
01:06:41,307 --> 01:06:44,278
Aah!
1358
01:07:22,691 --> 01:07:26,333
Okay, this is a "starter"?
1359
01:07:41,329 --> 01:07:44,600
All right,
all right, all right.
1360
01:07:49,447 --> 01:07:51,515
Here we go.
1361
01:07:51,517 --> 01:07:53,753
Come on, come on, baby.
Come on.
1362
01:08:12,728 --> 01:08:15,765
All right, all right,
what do you want from me?
1363
01:08:18,339 --> 01:08:19,340
Fuck!
1364
01:08:19,342 --> 01:08:20,875
Come on,
goddammit.
1365
01:08:20,877 --> 01:08:22,081
Shit!
1366
01:08:33,437 --> 01:08:37,543
All right, the hard way.
1367
01:09:39,605 --> 01:09:41,941
Hey!
1368
01:09:41,943 --> 01:09:42,947
Ally.
1369
01:09:49,826 --> 01:09:51,795
Do I know you?
1370
01:09:51,797 --> 01:09:55,436
Uh, no, not yet.
1371
01:09:55,438 --> 01:10:00,747
Um, you're Ally, right?
1372
01:10:00,749 --> 01:10:03,486
Yeah.
Yeah.
1373
01:10:03,488 --> 01:10:06,525
Well, I'm the only Ally
within the next ten miles.
1374
01:10:06,527 --> 01:10:08,530
There was this other girl
who was calling herself that,
1375
01:10:08,532 --> 01:10:10,967
but she changed it to "Ash"
'cause her name is...
1376
01:10:10,969 --> 01:10:11,973
Ashley?
1377
01:10:14,879 --> 01:10:16,546
Right.
1378
01:10:16,548 --> 01:10:19,519
Okay, so, you know my name,
1379
01:10:19,521 --> 01:10:21,891
which is weird.
1380
01:10:21,893 --> 01:10:26,634
So, care to get on
even ground with me?
1381
01:10:26,636 --> 01:10:28,837
Yeah, uh, right.
Sorry.
1382
01:10:28,839 --> 01:10:31,443
Eric. Eric.
Good to meet you.
1383
01:10:31,445 --> 01:10:34,616
- Ally.
- Yeah, I know.
1384
01:10:34,618 --> 01:10:37,856
So, Eric,
1385
01:10:37,858 --> 01:10:39,560
What, uh,
1386
01:10:39,562 --> 01:10:44,002
what brings you to this
fine establishment today?
1387
01:10:44,004 --> 01:10:47,710
Um, I actually... my... my
truck broke down up the road,
1388
01:10:47,712 --> 01:10:48,946
so I'm sort of stranded.
1389
01:10:48,948 --> 01:10:50,716
- Oh, yeah?
- Stranded here, yeah.
1390
01:10:50,718 --> 01:10:52,586
- That's a bummer.
- Right.
1391
01:10:52,588 --> 01:10:55,625
Well, you want me to
call you a tow truck?
1392
01:10:55,627 --> 01:10:58,900
No, no, no.
Actually, can I borrow a phone?
1393
01:10:58,902 --> 01:11:01,939
- Well, yeah.
- Yeah?
1394
01:11:01,941 --> 01:11:03,543
Yeah,
I got one right here.
1395
01:11:03,545 --> 01:11:04,978
Okay, thanks.
1396
01:11:04,980 --> 01:11:07,650
Just gonna make a quick
phone call to a friend.
1397
01:11:07,652 --> 01:11:09,457
Be quick,
it's pre-pay.
1398
01:11:11,628 --> 01:11:12,631
Thank you.
1399
01:11:36,111 --> 01:11:37,547
Hello?
1400
01:11:37,549 --> 01:11:38,581
Kal, hey, listen.
It's Eric.
1401
01:11:38,583 --> 01:11:39,884
Oh, hey, what's up, Eric?
1402
01:11:39,886 --> 01:11:41,754
Listen, I need you
to come pick me up.
1403
01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:43,257
I'm in Arizona right now,
just stop doing
1404
01:11:43,259 --> 01:11:45,262
whatever you're doing
and come get me.
1405
01:11:45,264 --> 01:11:46,932
If you woke me up
this early for a joke
1406
01:11:46,934 --> 01:11:48,167
I'm going
back to bed.
1407
01:11:48,169 --> 01:11:49,871
No, I'm not joking.
Listen,
1408
01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:51,308
I'm in Northern Arizona,
I need you to come get me
1409
01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:52,743
and it's an
emergency.
1410
01:11:52,745 --> 01:11:54,247
Just hurry up,
will you?
1411
01:11:54,249 --> 01:11:56,017
Tell me where
you are.
1412
01:11:56,019 --> 01:12:01,764
It's 11742 Hickory Way
in Grand River, Arizona.
1413
01:12:04,136 --> 01:12:05,907
All right.
1414
01:12:07,643 --> 01:12:10,246
You... are
a lifesaver.
1415
01:12:10,248 --> 01:12:14,888
Thank you.
I've been told that before.
1416
01:12:14,890 --> 01:12:19,332
You know, I, uh,
it's the weirdest thing.
1417
01:12:19,334 --> 01:12:22,805
I've been in town
for a couple of hours
1418
01:12:22,807 --> 01:12:23,841
and I got nothing
but headaches.
1419
01:12:23,843 --> 01:12:26,246
That'll be 1.02.
1420
01:12:26,248 --> 01:12:30,153
Oh, yeah?
The town's really not that bad
1421
01:12:30,155 --> 01:12:32,025
if you give
it a chance.
1422
01:12:32,027 --> 01:12:35,031
I'm not sure it's the town
as much as it is the year.
1423
01:12:35,033 --> 01:12:36,668
What?
1424
01:12:36,670 --> 01:12:39,806
Uh, I'm probably
just dehydrated.
1425
01:12:39,808 --> 01:12:42,345
Oh, yeah,
that happens.
1426
01:12:42,347 --> 01:12:44,950
Fluid's in me.
You got a map, by chance,
1427
01:12:44,952 --> 01:12:47,022
of Arizona I could
take a peek at?
1428
01:12:47,024 --> 01:12:48,227
Sure.
1429
01:12:51,866 --> 01:12:52,934
Yeah, here you go.
1430
01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:54,270
Thank you.
1431
01:12:54,272 --> 01:12:57,276
Can I have it?
Thank you.
1432
01:12:57,278 --> 01:12:58,446
You're welcome.
1433
01:12:58,448 --> 01:13:00,653
So you like working here,
or what?
1434
01:13:03,056 --> 01:13:04,791
It's okay.
1435
01:13:04,793 --> 01:13:07,330
You know,
it pays the bills.
1436
01:13:07,332 --> 01:13:11,839
I'm working here to pay
my way through college.
1437
01:13:11,841 --> 01:13:15,178
Well, it's either that or
be a stripper, so...
1438
01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:16,750
I'm kidding.
1439
01:13:16,752 --> 01:13:18,954
This town doesn't
even have a strip club.
1440
01:13:18,956 --> 01:13:22,427
You ever... you ever think about
getting out of here?
1441
01:13:22,429 --> 01:13:25,267
So I can be
a stripper?
1442
01:13:25,269 --> 01:13:28,907
No. No, I wasn't
thinking about that.
1443
01:13:28,909 --> 01:13:30,376
I mean, you know,
get out of here,
1444
01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:32,549
do something
more adventurous.
1445
01:13:32,551 --> 01:13:37,392
Yeah.
Sometimes, right?
1446
01:13:37,394 --> 01:13:39,462
Well, don't wait
too long, okay?
1447
01:13:39,464 --> 01:13:43,104
You might... you might miss
your window.
1448
01:13:43,106 --> 01:13:44,874
Gee, thanks.
1449
01:13:44,876 --> 01:13:49,182
That's sage advice
from a total weirdo.
1450
01:13:49,184 --> 01:13:51,019
You think I'm a
total weirdo?
1451
01:13:51,021 --> 01:13:52,255
Yeah.
1452
01:13:52,257 --> 01:13:53,892
I mean, like,
in a good way.
1453
01:13:53,894 --> 01:13:55,496
You're like, um...
1454
01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:57,502
like Thomas Jerome Newton.
1455
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:04,581
You know, "The Man
Who Fell to Earth"?
1456
01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:09,023
David Bowie?
1976.
1457
01:14:09,025 --> 01:14:10,292
You need to watch
more movies, man.
1458
01:14:10,294 --> 01:14:12,129
I will make sure
I put that one
1459
01:14:12,131 --> 01:14:13,565
on my
instant queue.
1460
01:14:13,567 --> 01:14:15,170
Your instant what?
1461
01:14:15,172 --> 01:14:17,507
Never mind.
1462
01:14:17,509 --> 01:14:20,045
Weirdo.
1463
01:14:22,018 --> 01:14:23,453
Hey, baby.
How much?
1464
01:14:23,455 --> 01:14:24,588
Kal! What's up?
1465
01:14:24,590 --> 01:14:28,496
Hey, man! Ahh!
1466
01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:30,368
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1467
01:14:30,370 --> 01:14:31,570
There's something
different about you.
1468
01:14:31,572 --> 01:14:32,938
Uh, maybe I
look a little older.
1469
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:34,676
Yeah, maybe.
1470
01:14:34,678 --> 01:14:37,047
So what are you
doing in Arizona, dude?
1471
01:14:37,049 --> 01:14:38,384
Long story, you wouldn't
believe me if I told you.
1472
01:14:38,386 --> 01:14:40,021
How long did it take
you to get here anyway?
1473
01:14:40,023 --> 01:14:41,389
I left at like
quarter to eight so...
1474
01:14:41,391 --> 01:14:42,926
I don't know,
five and a half hours?
1475
01:14:42,928 --> 01:14:44,061
Five and a half? All right.
We gotta go.
1476
01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:45,299
I'll explain in the car,
come on.
1477
01:14:56,022 --> 01:14:58,124
So, let me get
this straight.
1478
01:14:58,126 --> 01:15:01,063
You traveled back in
time so you are you,
1479
01:15:01,065 --> 01:15:02,598
but you're not
really you.
1480
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,369
Sort of. I mean,
Yes and no.
1481
01:15:04,371 --> 01:15:07,676
I am me, I'm just not
the me from this time.
1482
01:15:07,678 --> 01:15:09,347
Well, isn't that
what I just said?
1483
01:15:09,349 --> 01:15:10,582
What? Are we playing
"Who's on First" here?
1484
01:15:10,584 --> 01:15:12,086
- Come on.
- It's complicated.
1485
01:15:12,088 --> 01:15:13,455
No, no, I get it.
I understand that part,
1486
01:15:13,457 --> 01:15:17,163
what I don't
understand is... why?
1487
01:15:17,165 --> 01:15:18,766
Honestly?
1488
01:15:18,768 --> 01:15:21,137
No, dishonestly. Look,
I want you to tell me
1489
01:15:21,139 --> 01:15:22,607
that you came back
for Katy Perry
1490
01:15:22,609 --> 01:15:23,609
'cause you found out
she was lying about it
1491
01:15:23,611 --> 01:15:25,012
when she
kissed that girl
1492
01:15:25,014 --> 01:15:27,017
so it shattered
your reality so bad
1493
01:15:27,019 --> 01:15:28,653
that you had to come
back to a simpler time.
1494
01:15:28,655 --> 01:15:31,358
Yes, honestly! What kind
of question is that?
1495
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:32,661
I'm in love.
1496
01:15:32,663 --> 01:15:35,034
With Katy Perry?
Or the girl she kissed?
1497
01:15:35,036 --> 01:15:37,304
No, neither,
it's a different girl.
1498
01:15:37,306 --> 01:15:38,440
It's a completely
different girl.
1499
01:15:38,442 --> 01:15:40,309
It's not
Katy Perry,
1500
01:15:40,311 --> 01:15:42,081
it's a different
girl entirely.
1501
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:44,317
Oh, man, did she
die or something?
1502
01:15:44,319 --> 01:15:47,158
No, no, she's just,
uh, you know...
1503
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,527
she's unavailable.
1504
01:15:48,529 --> 01:15:50,765
Unavailable?
What the hell does that mean?
1505
01:15:50,767 --> 01:15:54,473
Wow, is she in prison?
Yeah!
1506
01:15:54,475 --> 01:15:56,310
No, she's not
in prison.
1507
01:15:56,312 --> 01:15:59,182
She's, uh, engaged.
1508
01:15:59,184 --> 01:16:02,456
Whoa. Uh-oh.
That's not good.
1509
01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:04,359
What do you mean?
1510
01:16:04,361 --> 01:16:05,731
What if she says no?
1511
01:16:08,370 --> 01:16:10,538
No, she can't...
she's not gonna say no,
1512
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:12,310
okay?
Just we clicked,
1513
01:16:12,312 --> 01:16:15,282
we got a thing,
she's not gonna say no.
1514
01:16:15,284 --> 01:16:17,352
So in five
years you click,
1515
01:16:17,354 --> 01:16:19,290
but you have no idea
who this girl is now.
1516
01:16:19,292 --> 01:16:21,394
What if you don't even
dig the younger her?
1517
01:16:21,396 --> 01:16:24,134
I know who she becomes
and I dig that, so...
1518
01:16:24,136 --> 01:16:25,369
Yeah, but if she
meets you now
1519
01:16:25,371 --> 01:16:27,541
she may never
even become that person.
1520
01:16:27,543 --> 01:16:29,211
Why are you being such a Debbie
Downer, man? It's gonna work out.
1521
01:16:29,213 --> 01:16:31,348
Look, I invented time travel
for this girl, okay?
1522
01:16:31,350 --> 01:16:32,717
- It's just reality.
- I traveled through time for this girl.
1523
01:16:32,719 --> 01:16:34,254
It's going to work.
1524
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:35,825
She's not gonna
say no, it's fine.
1525
01:16:35,827 --> 01:16:37,764
Okay.
1526
01:16:41,437 --> 01:16:43,641
So, where exactly am
I dropping you off?
1527
01:16:43,643 --> 01:16:45,176
South Hills Mall.
1528
01:16:45,178 --> 01:16:47,549
But I need you to
take me to CCS first.
1529
01:16:47,551 --> 01:16:50,253
CCS... are
you crazy?
1530
01:16:50,255 --> 01:16:51,857
That's all the way
over on the West Side.
1531
01:16:51,859 --> 01:16:54,195
It'll take us at least
an hour to get there.
1532
01:16:54,197 --> 01:16:55,665
We're not going to be
back to South Hills Mall
1533
01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:57,335
by 6:45.
1534
01:16:57,337 --> 01:17:00,273
Fuck.
All right, uh,
1535
01:17:00,275 --> 01:17:01,678
let me borrow your phone.
You got a phone?
1536
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:03,815
Yeah, yeah,
it's right here.
1537
01:17:03,817 --> 01:17:05,751
What is this? You got
internet on this thing?
1538
01:17:05,753 --> 01:17:08,857
No, it's not a computer.
Crazy.
1539
01:17:08,859 --> 01:17:11,865
Internet on
a phone...
1540
01:17:11,867 --> 01:17:14,336
Hi, yeah, I need you to
give me the number
1541
01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:17,243
for the California
College of Science.
1542
01:17:17,245 --> 01:17:18,912
Yeah, that's
the one.
1543
01:17:18,914 --> 01:17:20,783
You got a pen?
1544
01:17:20,785 --> 01:17:23,858
Yup. What is it?
1545
01:17:25,261 --> 01:17:26,864
49, All right,
thank you very much.
1546
01:17:36,918 --> 01:17:40,291
Hi, yeah, I need to speak
to a Dr. Joseph Goyer.
1547
01:17:40,293 --> 01:17:42,928
He's in your...
Yes, that's exactly right.
1548
01:17:42,930 --> 01:17:46,736
That Joseph Goyer, please.
1549
01:17:46,738 --> 01:17:49,676
No, I understand.
Listen, it's very important.
1550
01:17:49,678 --> 01:17:51,880
Right, no I heard
you the first time.
1551
01:17:51,882 --> 01:17:53,050
Listen, hmm...
1552
01:17:53,052 --> 01:17:54,686
just get him on
the phone, please.
1553
01:17:54,688 --> 01:17:57,023
Just get him...
1554
01:17:57,025 --> 01:17:59,996
The heck?
She hung up on me.
1555
01:17:59,998 --> 01:18:00,965
Dude, you gotta talk her up, man.
Try to sound sexy.
1556
01:18:00,967 --> 01:18:03,370
- I'm calling her back.
- Let me talk to her.
1557
01:18:03,372 --> 01:18:04,575
No, no, no, I'm not gonna
let you talk to her.
1558
01:18:07,715 --> 01:18:10,652
Hi, yeah, you know what? I think
we just got disconnected.
1559
01:18:10,654 --> 01:18:13,023
I was hoping to speak
to Dr. Joseph Goyer.
1560
01:18:13,025 --> 01:18:14,460
Hello?
1561
01:18:14,462 --> 01:18:15,829
Fuck! This bitch
hung up on me.
1562
01:18:15,831 --> 01:18:17,368
Goddammit.
1563
01:18:18,370 --> 01:18:21,942
How rude.
1564
01:18:21,944 --> 01:18:24,583
So where am I taking you?
CCS or the mall?
1565
01:18:26,987 --> 01:18:28,789
How far to
the mall?
1566
01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:30,125
From here,
like, 20 minutes.
1567
01:18:30,127 --> 01:18:33,799
Give or take.
1568
01:18:33,801 --> 01:18:35,572
Fuck! Yeah, we gotta
go to the mall.
1569
01:18:39,614 --> 01:18:41,551
- Right here?
- Yeah, this is good. Thanks, buddy.
1570
01:18:47,830 --> 01:18:50,433
- Hey, let me ask you something.
- Yeah?
1571
01:18:50,435 --> 01:18:53,072
What am I like
in the future?
1572
01:18:53,074 --> 01:18:55,075
Pretty much
the same guy.
1573
01:18:55,077 --> 01:18:56,613
- Still awesome?
- Yeah.
1574
01:18:56,615 --> 01:18:58,183
- Score! Ha-ha!
- Yeah.
1575
01:18:58,185 --> 01:19:01,789
Oh, you do come out
of the closet, though.
1576
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,727
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
1577
01:19:03,729 --> 01:19:05,899
Hey!
What? I'm not...
1578
01:19:05,901 --> 01:19:08,671
wait, what are you
saying, I'm gay?
1579
01:19:08,673 --> 01:19:11,043
Are you fucking
with me?
1580
01:19:11,045 --> 01:19:12,779
He's just
fucking with me, right?
1581
01:19:12,781 --> 01:19:14,684
I'm not gay, am I?
1582
01:19:14,686 --> 01:19:17,523
No. If I was I'd totally
know it by now.
1583
01:19:17,525 --> 01:19:19,259
Yeah, he's just
fucking with me.
1584
01:19:19,261 --> 01:19:20,728
Wait, is he?
1585
01:19:51,861 --> 01:19:54,933
Hey.
1586
01:19:54,935 --> 01:19:56,772
Um...
1587
01:19:59,110 --> 01:20:02,013
listen, this is
going to sound, um,
1588
01:20:02,015 --> 01:20:03,183
borderline insane.
1589
01:20:03,185 --> 01:20:05,020
Um...
1590
01:20:05,022 --> 01:20:06,958
I've got these two tickets
to the new "Twilight" film.
1591
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,661
I was going to
take my little sister
1592
01:20:08,663 --> 01:20:10,699
and she got sick,
so now I'm stuck with
1593
01:20:10,701 --> 01:20:14,272
these two tickets to
"Twilight" and, um,
1594
01:20:14,274 --> 01:20:16,176
anyway, I was wondering
would you, uh,
1595
01:20:16,178 --> 01:20:17,712
would you want to go with me?
This "Twilight"?
1596
01:20:17,714 --> 01:20:21,019
You were
right, that is insane
1597
01:20:21,021 --> 01:20:22,789
because that movie
looks like total garbage.
1598
01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:24,259
Sorry.
1599
01:20:24,261 --> 01:20:26,964
Yeah, well, you know what?
It is? It's trash.
1600
01:20:26,966 --> 01:20:29,703
Um, but I've
got the tickets
1601
01:20:29,705 --> 01:20:32,876
and I thought why
let 'em go to waste?
1602
01:20:32,878 --> 01:20:35,115
Oh, actually I think
you can just cash 'em in
1603
01:20:35,117 --> 01:20:36,751
as long as the movie
hasn't started yet.
1604
01:20:36,753 --> 01:20:38,856
No.
Is that true?
1605
01:20:38,858 --> 01:20:40,994
- Yeah.
- You're kidding me.
1606
01:20:40,996 --> 01:20:44,400
That's horrible.
Horrible news.
1607
01:20:44,402 --> 01:20:47,775
Um, I'm gonna
level with you.
1608
01:20:47,777 --> 01:20:50,680
I don't have
tickets to "Twilight."
1609
01:20:50,682 --> 01:20:53,084
I was walking, I looked
up and I saw your face
1610
01:20:53,087 --> 01:20:57,695
and I thought, "that girl is stunning
and I've gotta go ask her out,"
1611
01:20:57,697 --> 01:20:59,431
and the first thing that
came out of my mouth
1612
01:20:59,433 --> 01:21:03,139
was that stupid "Twilight"
line and I am sorry.
1613
01:21:03,141 --> 01:21:05,243
Wow.
1614
01:21:05,245 --> 01:21:08,484
You know, I think that might be the
worst pick-up line I've ever heard.
1615
01:21:08,486 --> 01:21:12,192
I don't think that would
ever work on anyone.
1616
01:21:12,194 --> 01:21:13,494
Really?
1617
01:21:13,496 --> 01:21:17,368
At least not in
this universe.
1618
01:21:17,370 --> 01:21:18,938
Let me see the
kaleidoscope.
1619
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,876
You know, next time
you might just want to
1620
01:21:20,878 --> 01:21:22,780
go with the
traditional route of
1621
01:21:22,782 --> 01:21:24,951
"do you want to grab
a cup of coffee?"
1622
01:21:24,953 --> 01:21:26,890
No, it's mine!
1623
01:21:29,361 --> 01:21:30,863
Let go!
1624
01:21:30,865 --> 01:21:34,173
Look what you did.
You broke it!
1625
01:21:36,076 --> 01:21:38,244
You know what?
Thank you.
1626
01:21:38,246 --> 01:21:39,781
For what?
1627
01:21:39,783 --> 01:21:41,851
For inspiring me to
do something great.
1628
01:21:41,853 --> 01:21:44,056
Thank you.
1629
01:21:51,941 --> 01:21:53,576
How fast can you
get me to CCS?
1630
01:21:53,578 --> 01:21:55,512
I'm Kal...
get in.
1631
01:22:03,364 --> 01:22:04,899
- Punch it!
- Whoo!
1632
01:22:07,004 --> 01:22:09,142
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me!
1633
01:22:09,144 --> 01:22:10,945
Hey, authorized personnel
only beyond this point, sir.
1634
01:22:10,947 --> 01:22:12,448
You gotta be kidding me,
you again?
1635
01:22:12,450 --> 01:22:14,052
I'm sorry, have we met before?
I don't recall.
1636
01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:15,956
Listen, I need to talk to
Dr. Joseph Goyer.
1637
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,925
Ah, the doctor is
about to oversee
1638
01:22:17,927 --> 01:22:19,630
a very important experiment.
Authorized personnel only, sir.
1639
01:22:19,632 --> 01:22:21,365
Do you understand
the gravity of the-
1640
01:22:21,367 --> 01:22:23,604
Sir! If you do not calmly
back away I am authorized
1641
01:22:23,606 --> 01:22:27,646
to use an appropriate
level of force to ex... no!
1642
01:22:27,648 --> 01:22:29,249
Hey...
1643
01:22:29,251 --> 01:22:31,256
be nice to people.
Be nice.
1644
01:22:36,032 --> 01:22:37,535
Dr. Goyer!
1645
01:22:41,910 --> 01:22:44,481
What is the meaning of this?
Who are you?
1646
01:22:44,483 --> 01:22:46,651
We're about to start a very
complex and dangerous experiment.
1647
01:22:46,653 --> 01:22:48,289
What do you want?
1648
01:22:48,291 --> 01:22:49,623
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Does that mean anything to you?
1649
01:23:00,081 --> 01:23:02,215
You're sure I can't
convince you to stay?
1650
01:23:02,217 --> 01:23:03,953
You're a great
lab assistant.
1651
01:23:03,955 --> 01:23:08,495
Uh, yeah,
I think the universe
1652
01:23:08,497 --> 01:23:11,168
has something more in
store for me, actually.
1653
01:23:11,170 --> 01:23:13,205
Well, it's a pleasure
meeting you, Eric.
1654
01:23:13,207 --> 01:23:15,242
You too.
Thanks for your hospitality,
1655
01:23:15,244 --> 01:23:17,381
- I appreciate that.
- Oh, you're welcome.
1656
01:23:17,383 --> 01:23:20,119
If you ever
need anything...
1657
01:23:20,121 --> 01:23:21,690
don't hesitate
to ask.
1658
01:23:21,692 --> 01:23:24,596
Thank you.
You too.
1659
01:23:24,598 --> 01:23:28,703
All right, this is me.
1660
01:23:28,705 --> 01:23:30,240
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
1661
01:24:20,446 --> 01:24:22,084
- Hey.
- Hey.
1662
01:24:25,189 --> 01:24:29,294
Uh, this is going to
sound a little bit crazy.
1663
01:24:29,296 --> 01:24:31,801
Um...
1664
01:24:31,803 --> 01:24:35,341
would you like to go on
an adventure with me?
1665
01:24:35,343 --> 01:24:38,447
- An adventure?
- Yeah.
1666
01:24:38,449 --> 01:24:42,522
I don't know. It depends...
where?
1667
01:24:42,524 --> 01:24:45,628
I hear the Northern Lights
of Alaska are
1668
01:24:45,630 --> 01:24:49,671
absolutely breathtaking
this time of year.
1669
01:24:57,874 --> 01:25:02,880
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