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- Liza!
Liza, come here, quick!
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What is it?
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- The curators for the
Whitney Biennial just called!
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I've been chosen
for their next show!
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- Oh, my God!
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- It's like the Super Bowl
of the art world.
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It finally happened!
- Oh! Whoo-hoo!
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- They're gonna announce it
tonight at a cocktail party.
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Is it too early for champagne?
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- Mimosas are breakfast-y.
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- Let's just hold the OJ.
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- Yeah!
- Yes!
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Whoo! Okay.
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- "ARTnews" is reporting that
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Maggie Amato
is a last-minute edition
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to the Whitney Biennial.
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Isn't she your roommate?
- Yes.
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There's a cocktail party
tonight.
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- I know, Liza.
I'm a Fellow.
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I'd bring you,
but I have a date.
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- Yes.
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I'm bringing a blue collar
companion to a black tie event.
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Well, at least I'll finally
meet this Maggie.
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- Finally. Yay.
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- Morning, Diana. Liza.
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- Um, table any marketing plans
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for Chrissie Hart's memoir.
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We still don't have pages.
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I loved her music.
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- The, uh, pitch
was so extraordinary.
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Maybe we got blinded
by the bidding war.
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- I mean, since Chrissie
missed her delivery date,
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we could claim breach
of contract and walk away.
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- A rock and roll tell-all
from Chrissie Hart?
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This could be the next
"Just Kids."
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- I don't want to lose
this book.
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Let's--let's set up
a Skype call.
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- "Let's" means you.
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- Yes.
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- We need to see pages,
Chrissie.
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What stage are you at?
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Whole thing.
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I swear to God, I just, like,
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punctured the skin,
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and it came oozing out of me.
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- Well, can you...
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sop it up
and email it?
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What, are you high?
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I'm not sending this
on the internet.
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I don't trust the internet.
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Those naked pictures of me,
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those were leaked.
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Nothing is safe.
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Julian Assange told me that.
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I mean, he was out of his mind
at the time,
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but he made
some pretty solid arguments.
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- Yeah, now you're talking,
man.
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Why don't you send Charles?
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Charles, huh?
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I would like to hand my baby,
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my book, to the man
I made the deal with.
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- Of course.
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I'll come up
to Shelter Island today.
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- All right.
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- See you in a bit.
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- Charles, I will
cancel my plans,
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brave the deer ticks,
and accompany you.
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I know a very quaint
bed and breakfast.
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We can bike
to Chrissie's house.
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- I can handle it,
but, uh...
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this book better be good.
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- Thoughts on Jake's
first chapter?
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- You first.
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- How can Obama's
speech writer,
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with the skills
to evoke passion and pride,
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write this snooze fest?
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- It definitely needs work.
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If the rest of his book
reads like this,
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we're screwed.
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All right,
let's get him on the phone.
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- Okay, you're too fired up.
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I will email him notes.
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- He's been to Afghanistan.
He can handle a call.
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- Hey, I was just thinking
about you.
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I just checked into the hotel.
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- Jake, um,
it's Kelsey and Zane,
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your editors.
- Uh, oh, hey.
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Sorry, I thought
this was somebody else.
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What
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- We're calling
to discuss your chapter.
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It's--it's a solid start,
and we both--
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- You're a busy man,
so let's cut to the chase.
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It needs more energy.
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Humor, scandal.
All right?
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We're competing with Russian
hookers and golden showers.
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- Uh...okay.
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Uh, Kelsey, what do you think?
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- I--I think Zane's right.
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It could benefit from some
insightful observations
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paired with cherry-picked
anecdotes
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about your time spent
in the White House.
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- Wh--what we're saying is,
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goose this shit up.
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Right now, it's meek
and kind of bland.
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- I don't really like
your tone, Zane.
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- I don't like your chapter.
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- Jake, we're gonna
call you back.
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You realize
you're not getting paid
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to lose authors here, right?
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- I'm playing bad cop,
all right?
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You're too easy on him.
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- Let me carry the ball here.
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Trust me.
I know how to handle him.
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This book
is all I have right now.
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- Then let me do my job.
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Chrissie?
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- Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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That's good. No, no, no.
Not too much.
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Dude.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
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That was so intense.
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I mean, oh, my God.
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Hey, man.
How you doing?
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- Hi.
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Thank you for the, uh,
the invitation.
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- Oh, yeah.
My pleasure, man.
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Thanks for coming out.
- Yeah.
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So I would love
to return to the city
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with the book tonight, so--
- Wait, can I--
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before we talk business,
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I need your honest opinion
about something,
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because my people
are never straight with me.
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- Um, sure.
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- I want you to taste
my booch.
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Your boo...
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Mirna!
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What did I say?
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When the guests appear,
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freshly brewed
Kombucha tea.
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Check it out.
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- Thank you.
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- Strong.
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All right, dude. Hit me.
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Ten more hertz.
Ease me into it.
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Oh, God. Ahh-rah!
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This is next-level, Mags.
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You have officially arrived.
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- I am so proud of you.
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I don't know, I--
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I guess I just stopped dreaming
about this, you know?
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It's always been
someone else's turn,
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and now it's finally mine.
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It doesn't feel real.
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- It's real,
and you deserve it.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Aww, get in on it.
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- Love you guys.
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And you, Liza,
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you bought my first piece,
you and David.
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Back when
he had some money.
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God, he hated it.
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But it just made me
love it more.
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- Liza!
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- Who is that woman
screeching at you?
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- Uh, that's Diana.
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Oh, that's Diana.
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Now I finally get it.
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Excuse me.
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- Check these.
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- Oh, so you are going
to Shelter Island.
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- No. Staten Island.
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Enzo has invited me
to stay over.
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I haven't "stayed over"
a man's place since...
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When did Baby Jessica
fall down that well?
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- Just the essentials.
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Toothbrush, change of clothes,
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room spray, sheets.
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- Well, are you staying over
or redecorating?
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- Liza, I don't know
what to expect.
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I need to prepare
for polyester,
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but it is worth the risk.
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The man may be a plumber,
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but he sure can...
plumb my depths.
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You know what I mean when I--
- I understand.
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- Shh. Here he comes.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Oh, ain't she something?
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- She sure is.
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- The coat check
is over there.
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- A certain...
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British director
gave me this.
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That's not all he gave me.
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Gonorrhea.
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Saves you from asking.
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- I, uh--
I wasn't going to.
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Um, so the book is--
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Check this out.
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Check this out.
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19th century
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Zulu warrior.
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- Wow.
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I'm kidding.
It's Joey Ramone.
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It's Joey Ramone.
Ehh! Joey!
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- Right. Um...
- Looking good!
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- So the--so the book
is, in fact, here?
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- Have you ever seen
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a $10,000 dildo?
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Come on.
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Hmm?
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- What I really want to see
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is...the book.
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Now, Chrissie.
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- It's from the pharaohs.
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- You really hated
the chapter, huh?
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- Not at all.
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Listen, your voice
on the podcast
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is--is charming
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and funny and...
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it makes me laugh
about politics.
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I want readers to...
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get that same feeling
that I got
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the first time I heard it.
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I find it very hard to focus
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with a bed five feet away.
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- And that is why
I suggested
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that we work
in the business center.
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Okay.
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Before we go, I just--
I have to ask.
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Is--besides the book,
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is there, you know, somebody
else stopping us from...
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- No.
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But this book
is very important, Jake.
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And when it's all done,
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we can talk about you and me.
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- Okay, good.
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Because ever since we met, I...
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have been very attracted
to you, Kelsey.
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You're intelligent,
and you are ambitious,
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and you are gorgeous--
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- And we're packing,
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and we're moving.
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- Maggie Amato.
Diana Trout.
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I have heard so much about you.
244
00:10:37,172 --> 00:10:38,206
- Likewise.
245
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:39,689
That is a stunning necklace.
246
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,448
You know, Liza never told me
how chic you are.
247
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,896
- Oh, I'm sure I did.
248
00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:45,689
- Well, Liza's generation
249
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:46,965
has no concept of style.
250
00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,551
It's all rompers
and fanny packs.
251
00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:49,724
- Yeah.
- Sorry to interrupt,
252
00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,068
but we just had to say hello.
253
00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:52,793
- We are avid fans, Maggie.
254
00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:54,965
- Penelope, Luca,
that means the world to me.
255
00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,000
Thank you so much.
256
00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,379
- We want a piece.
257
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,827
Please...
258
00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:01,655
call us.
- I will. Thanks.
259
00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:04,620
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go
260
00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:05,827
soak up some more champagne
261
00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:07,241
and praise.
262
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,620
- Oh, Charles texted.
263
00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:12,241
"Still no book.
Chrissie's stonewalling me.
264
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,206
Have to stay the night."
265
00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:17,379
He is too important to be held
hostage by that maniac.
266
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,310
Well, my bag is packed.
267
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,551
I do love that inn.
268
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,586
- Diana, stay at Enzo's.
269
00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:23,586
Like you said,
270
00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:25,137
he's worth the risk.
271
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,517
- I'll go.
272
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:31,482
- Ah, I know why
you want to go.
273
00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,793
- To hound Chrissie
for an autograph.
274
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,793
Well, don't, Liza.
Be professional.
275
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,517
- Busted.
276
00:11:38,586 --> 00:11:41,379
You know me too well.
277
00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:54,103
- This is my place.
278
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,068
"Casa mia."
279
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:59,379
- It's been in the family
for a couple of generations.
280
00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:02,172
- It's so clean--spacious.
281
00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:04,103
- That's island living, baby.
282
00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:06,068
You should see
the master bedroom.
283
00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:09,586
- I intend to.
284
00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:29,931
Wow.
285
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,655
Hello?
286
00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:36,068
What are you doing here?
287
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:37,724
- Uh, Diana said
you were having problems
288
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,068
and asked me to come help.
289
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,931
Plus, I'm a huge
Chrissie Hart fangirl.
290
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,172
I know all of her songs.
291
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,965
- Did your babysitter
teach you those lyrics?
292
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,931
- Chrissie.
293
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,310
This is Liza Miller,
294
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:02,310
one of our finest editors.
295
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:03,551
- Uh-huh.
296
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,000
- I'll leave you
to, uh...
297
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,896
get acquainted.
298
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,310
- Wow.
299
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,482
Um, Chrissie,
I am suck a huge fan.
300
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,379
- I hope you're not here
to cock-block,
301
00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:16,551
'cause I plan to bang
his brains out tonight.
302
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:21,000
Great.
303
00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:30,000
- Wait, Jake was
Michelle Obama's lookout
304
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,034
while she hurled
at Beyoncé's birthday party?
305
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,206
It's insane, right?
306
00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:36,344
Wait.
307
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,517
I think we could switch
these around, though.
308
00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:38,517
- Agreed.
- Mm.
309
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:40,137
- Don't need this or this.
310
00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,379
- Totally, but overall...
311
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,310
so far, the chapter
reads much better.
312
00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,827
So much better.
313
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:48,034
How did you get him
to open up so much?
314
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:50,310
- I'm a very skilled editor.
315
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,206
- Oh, my God.
316
00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:56,655
This guy took his grandma
to the inauguration.
317
00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,862
He is such a wet blanket.
318
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:00,517
- No, he's not.
319
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:01,827
He's nice.
320
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:03,310
- Exactly. "Nice."
321
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:04,896
That is code for dull.
322
00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:07,310
Look, I see the way
he looks at you.
323
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,965
Poor guy.
324
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,793
If only he knew.
325
00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:16,241
- That you're not into "nice."
326
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,862
What am I into, Zane?
327
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:22,448
Please, enlighten me,
328
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:24,379
since you know me so well.
329
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,793
You want someone
330
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:30,068
who isn't intimidated
by your intelligence...
331
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,103
- You're not wrong.
332
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,413
- Someone who challenges you,
333
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,517
but also makes you happy...
334
00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:39,379
sometimes,
twice in one night.
335
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,482
Mm.
336
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,517
So someone like you.
337
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,413
- Stop toying
with my emotions.
338
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,620
This is a demo
339
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,655
from "Penis Flytrap."
340
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:18,896
What do you think?
You like it?
341
00:15:18,965 --> 00:15:20,241
- Love it!
342
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,379
- Yeah, well, I was asking
Charles.
343
00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:24,620
- Oh, I love it. Great.
344
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,103
Strong.
345
00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:28,034
- Yeah, I love it.
346
00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,517
Don't leave me alone with her.
347
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:31,068
Oh, now you want me here?
348
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,172
- What are you guys
whispering about, huh?
349
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:34,931
- Oh, uh,
we were just wondering
350
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,344
when we're gonna
get to see the book!
351
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,931
You, um--
352
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,689
you said lunchtime,
which was wine,
353
00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:42,344
and then you said teatime,
which was absinth
354
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,310
and your take on
"Stranger Things."
355
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,275
- Yeah. Mirna!
356
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,931
Bookie-bookie time!
357
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,482
Ask, and you shall receive.
358
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,620
- Okay.
359
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:56,137
- Le book.
360
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,137
Okay, not so fast.
Let me just say something.
361
00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:01,517
When I was recording
"Lady Pie,"
362
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,551
Ahmet Ertegun, he came here
to get the master,
363
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,551
and he did not leave
for three weeks
364
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,413
because I wasn't ready.
365
00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:09,896
I gotta be good and ready
366
00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:12,448
before you take my baby
away from me,
367
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,724
and right now, I'm just feeling
kind of ready.
368
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,172
- Okay.
369
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,241
I'm gonna create a diversion,
370
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,103
and then you grab the book,
371
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:25,655
and then we'll run.
372
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:31,172
We are too drunk to read it,
let alone drive.
373
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,758
All right.
374
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,000
I saw on an episode
of "Murder She Wrote"
375
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,379
that if you eat
a stick of butter
376
00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:40,068
before you start drinking,
then you don't get drunk.
377
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,724
How old are you?
378
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,896
- Get this out of my sight!
379
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,896
Get this away.
380
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:51,896
- No, no, no, no.
- Lock it up.
381
00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,103
- No...
382
00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:55,517
- Could I check--I...
383
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,172
- Distracting.
384
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:19,793
- It was, uh,
nice to see you laugh.
385
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,758
- Huh.
386
00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:24,448
Well, hopefully,
there'll be, uh,
387
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:26,241
fewer antics tomorrow
and we'll, uh,
388
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,379
and we'll get the book.
389
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:28,620
Good night.
390
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:30,586
- When are you gonna
trust me again?
391
00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:36,034
- I don't want to do this
right now, Liza.
392
00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:38,379
- Just talk to me.
Please, Charles.
393
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,172
Just--
yell, if that will help.
394
00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:43,448
The silence...
395
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:46,586
is just--I just don't know
how much more I can take.
396
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:49,758
If you're trying to punish me,
397
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,620
it's working.
398
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,896
- Night, Liza.
399
00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:01,551
- Good night.
400
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,000
- Oh. Hello. Uh...
401
00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:55,103
- Hey!
Morning, sleepyhead.
402
00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:57,137
- Oh.
403
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,413
Enzo.
404
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:04,172
You are full of surprises.
405
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:07,137
Um, if I could have
my eggs poached, please.
406
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,758
This is your mother?
- Of course.
407
00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:18,413
And my chef.
408
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,655
- Charming.
It's--um...
409
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,931
And she...lives with you?
410
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,517
- No, I live with her.
411
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:27,931
Ma, this is Diana, the one
I was telling you about.
412
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,310
- You speak Italian!
413
00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:54,758
- I lived in Florence
for a year.
414
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,344
I studied art history.
415
00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:58,103
I used to love walking
up and down the Arno.
416
00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:59,413
I still remember
the first phrase I learned.
417
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,965
"No, I am not a prostitute."
418
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,344
- So...
419
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,827
How old are you?
420
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,827
- Hey, Charles is gone.
421
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,551
- Yeah, Mirna said
he took off this morning.
422
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,965
- Oh, g--
423
00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,103
I had no idea.
424
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:29,241
- Ugh. Man.
425
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:33,827
Ugh!
426
00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:37,275
Men always run.
- Hmm.
427
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:44,551
- Yes, dude!
Walk of Fame!
428
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,344
Ah! That Jake
is a political animal, huh?
429
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,517
- Actually...
430
00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:52,413
I backslid last night...
with Zane.
431
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:53,724
- Ah.
432
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,413
- Who then offered me coffee
433
00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:58,068
and was, like, nice?
434
00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,000
The bar for heteros
is so low.
435
00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:02,931
- Oh, my God.
I'm sleeping with both of them.
436
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,482
I'm literally the worst.
437
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,068
No, dude.
For double dipping?
438
00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:08,206
Come on.
Guys do it all the time.
439
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:09,482
What do we do?
440
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:12,034
- Kels is polyamorous.
- Wow.
441
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,379
Really?
442
00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:16,344
It's just two guys
at the same time--
443
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:17,689
not at the same time.
444
00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:20,931
Josh...this is bad.
445
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,517
- Hey, don't ask me.
446
00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:25,862
I am a "one woman at a time"
kind of guy.
447
00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:27,551
- Right, right, right,
because you definitely
448
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,034
never lusted after Liza
449
00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:30,517
while you were with
that little leprechaun.
450
00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:32,689
- Wow.
451
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,172
Has anyone seen Liza?
452
00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,172
- She's on Shelter Island
with Charles,
453
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:38,000
trying to get a memoir
out of Chrissy Hart.
454
00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:40,206
Oh, my God.
455
00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:41,689
I framed her
"Rolling Stone" cover--
456
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,068
remember, with the snake tits--
and I-I-I--
457
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,965
I kissed it good night
for an entire year.
458
00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:47,068
- Wait, so Liza's
with Charles right now?
459
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:50,000
- For work.
- Yeah. Sure.
460
00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:54,275
- Back to my problems.
No.
461
00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:55,862
The nice guy
turned out to be sexy.
462
00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:57,206
The sexy guy
turned out to be nice.
463
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,862
That's a win-win.
- Exactly.
464
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,517
Who am I gonna choose?
- Mm-mm.
465
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,241
No. You don't.
466
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,068
Have them both, diva.
Come on.
467
00:22:04,137 --> 00:22:05,965
It's healthier
for your flora too.
468
00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:12,068
- I feel safe with you, Liza.
469
00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:15,896
You got an old soul.
- Ha!
470
00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,448
Not wrong.
471
00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,000
Uh, since we're so close,
472
00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:20,827
can I, uh--
can I ask you
473
00:22:20,896 --> 00:22:23,137
why you won't let go
of your book?
474
00:22:23,206 --> 00:22:26,586
- Ugh.
You know...
475
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,551
I'm scared, man.
476
00:22:30,344 --> 00:22:33,344
I mean, what if people
think it's shit?
477
00:22:33,413 --> 00:22:36,448
Or worse yet, what if people
don't even care anyway?
478
00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:38,413
- I care.
- Yeah...
479
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:42,241
- Your first album was the
soundtrack to my senior year,
480
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:45,413
even though I never mastered
the heroin-chic look.
481
00:22:45,482 --> 00:22:47,275
- Yeah, well,
you're not really mastering
482
00:22:47,344 --> 00:22:48,551
whatever this is anyway.
483
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,620
- What I'm trying to say is,
484
00:22:50,689 --> 00:22:53,275
your music is meaningful.
485
00:22:53,344 --> 00:22:54,862
When I was separating
from my husband,
486
00:22:54,931 --> 00:22:57,586
I was--I was scared, too,
487
00:22:57,655 --> 00:23:00,068
of being alone,
of being old,
488
00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:02,206
but then I played that album,
489
00:23:02,275 --> 00:23:06,000
and those songs helped me
let go of that fear,
490
00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:11,413
and I felt strong
and resilient and myself again.
491
00:23:11,482 --> 00:23:12,793
And this memoir,
492
00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:14,655
your wild tales and adventures,
493
00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:19,068
could do the same for more
people than just your fans.
494
00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:23,586
- Don't run from this
opportunity, Chrissie.
495
00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:25,551
Then you're no better
496
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:28,275
than those undeserving men
who ran out on you.
497
00:23:34,344 --> 00:23:36,724
- You want me to sign
your boobs?
498
00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:37,862
- Please.
499
00:23:37,931 --> 00:23:39,586
- Yeah.
500
00:23:39,655 --> 00:23:41,931
Pen.
501
00:23:53,793 --> 00:23:54,827
- Wait, wait, wait.
502
00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:58,034
How did you get this?
503
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,517
- I didn't run away.
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