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- Girl, you need
reading glasses.
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- I'm fine.
- Nah.
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You are trombone arming.
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- And on your right,
you have the Nitehawk Cinema,
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modeled after
the 1922 Commodore.
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- Not again.
Do these buses ever stop?
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- It's unbelievable.
I mean, when did Brooklyn
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become a tourist attraction?
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- Right around when
the orthodox temples
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turned into night clubs.
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- Good morning.
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- Nicole just asked me
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why Mommy and Daddy
sleep in separate rooms.
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Maybe you can walk him
to school today and explain.
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- I would be happy to.
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- Look,
they just want to know...
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if we're ever
getting back together.
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And, frankly, so do I.
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I mean, my book launch
party's this week.
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People are gonna ask,
and I-I...
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God.
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What?
What?
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- Oh, my God.
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- Look, look, look,
look, look, look!
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- "Exciting news,
the next Reese Witherspoon
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book club pick
is 'Marriage Vacation'"!
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- I know!
- You guys, you guys,
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that is enormous.
All of Reese's picks
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become best sellers.
all:
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- Yo.
What's going on?
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- Oh, my God. Reese Witherspoon
just picked our book
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for her book club.
- Wow.
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- Hey. I didn't know
you were back from Ireland.
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- Yeah, I got in
late last night.
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Clare's coming in a few days.
She had to get her dog
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a few shots before
she could bring him over.
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- Oh. So you're gonna be
a doggy daddy?
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- Yeah, I guess so.
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- I'm sorry I didn't
say good-bye after the wedding.
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Our flight was--
- It's fine, it--
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I DM'd you, though.
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- Yeah, Josh is always
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sliding into those DMs.
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- Um...
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Instagram has
a direct message feature.
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It's kind of like
a text message.
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- Oh, I didn't know that.
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- I read three novels a week.
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That's like a thousand
Instagram stories.
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- Ahh.
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- Hi, Reese.
Millennial Print appreciates
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your support.
"Marriage Vacation"
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would make a great movie
starring you.
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- Do you have a moment
before the staff meeting?
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- Of course.
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- I was wondering...
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how you found Liza?
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Was it through a friend,
an agency?
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- Actually, I'm not sure.
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Liza, Charles was asking,
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how did your resume
land on my desk?
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- Oh, I ambushed you
at a New York
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women in publishing event.
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- No, Jennifer Franklin was.
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- I was probably honored
the year before.
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Charles, are you looking
for an assistant?
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- Uh, no, not for me.
Asking for a friend.
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- Conference room.
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And I will see you there.
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- I'm not sure...
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but judging by
his mood this morning
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can't be good news.
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- Phones down for this, please.
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And close the door.
I'll be brief.
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The LL Moore revelations
and their aftermath
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have hit our finances hard.
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It's as bad as you've heard.
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So we're going to be
a little bit late
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meeting payroll.
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Please bear with me.
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However, I want to make
one thing clear.
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This company...
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will endure.
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Empirical Publishing
has survived depressions,
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printing strikes, Amazon,
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and we are not going down
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because one man couldn't
control his appetites.
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The only question...
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about our future
is what great voice
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we will discover next.
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- Well, this morning,
Reese Witherspoon
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picked "Marriage Vacation"
for her book club,
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and presales
have already spiked.
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Just since two hours ago.
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- That is good news.
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Make sure you mention it
to the press
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at the launch party.
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What else?
Zane?
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- I'm on the cusp
of something I can't
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say too much about,
but it is
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a genre-busting concept
that will reach across
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multiple platforms.
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- What genre-busting concept
would that be?
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- You'll just have to wait
and see, Peters.
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Reese just slipped into my DMs.
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- Speak English.
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What does that mean?
- It means Reese Witherspoon
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sent a private
direct message to me.
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- It's slide.
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You slide into someone's DMs.
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- I meant slide.
All my friends say slide.
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I would never slip
into someone's DMs.
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Only slide.
I slide into...
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Kelsey's DMs all the time.
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Maybe I should slide
into Zane's.
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- She wants us to
meet her people.
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- We're gonna meet
Reese's people?
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- I know!
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- Well, on that piece
of good news,
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we are adjourned.
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- Okay,
but just so you know,
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sliding into DMs
is kind of flirty.
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- What, so it's wrong
to say I slid into your DMs?
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- No, it's not wrong, wrong,
but it's also just not right.
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You know?
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- Okay, just stop.
- Okay.
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I was ready to break up
my family for this woman.
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She has been married.
She has a kid in college.
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Part of me's relieved
that she's not 27.
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And then I think...
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How, how can she lie
like that?
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Is she some kind
of opportunist?
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She some kind of sociopath?
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It's chilling.
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And then I-I can't stop
thinking about her.
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- Well, you had
strong feelings for her.
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- I was in love with her.
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Which, in retrospect,
seems absurd
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and certainly makes me
question my judgment.
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I honestly have no idea
what to do.
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At the very least,
I have to fire her.
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- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let me stop you there.
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As your friend,
my heart's breaking for you.
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I get it,
you want to do something,
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but as your lawyer,
I am telling you
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you cannot fire her.
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- Well... yes.
- And you kissed her.
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And now you want to fire her
because she's too old?
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Is this the first time
you're hearing it out loud?
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'Cause it's bad, Charles.
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You cannot afford
another scandal.
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My best legal advice
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is to stay away
from this woman.
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- I can't avoid her completely.
She works for me.
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- Avoid her when you can.
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And when you can't, smile,
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and... pretend she's 27.
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- I am not good at pretending.
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- We love "Marriage Vacation."
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- Oh, wow, thank you.
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I mean, this is such
a thrill for me.
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This is such a thrill for me.
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I mean, your book is so smart.
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I can't tell you
how many manuscripts I read,
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and just from
the first paragraph,
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it stood out to us.
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- Thank you so much.
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- I'll be frank.
"Marriage Vacation."
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It's perfect for us.
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Our company is focusing
on strong
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female characters
with unique points of view.
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That's why Reese picked her
for the book club
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and also why we're interested
in optioning the film rights.
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- Oh, my God.
That's so exciting.
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- Amazing.
- Wait.
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Reese Witherspoon
is gonna play me?
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- Well, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
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We have tons of projects
in development,
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but we are
definitely interested.
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- Reese Witherspoon!
- Oh, my God.
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That could not
have gone any better.
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- I'm buying lunch.
- Yeah, and I will drink it.
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- Yes.
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I'm gonna catch up
with you guys in a few.
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- Yes.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I have an idea.
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It's, uh, it's kind of
a big idea,
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but you strike me as a person
who embraces big ideas.
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- Definitely.
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What do you got?
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- "Millennial" is all about
strong young voices,
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especially female voices,
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which means our brands overlap.
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You should consider
partnering up with us.
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For exclusive access
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to all "Millennial" titles
in the pipeline.
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- You mean like
a "first look" deal?
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- Like a content incubator.
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We have so many great projects
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that I know
your company would love.
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We have a book
about Ada Lovelace,
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the only daughter
of Lord Byron,
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who also wrote
the very first computer program
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back in the 1800s.
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We have a teen courtship novel
that takes place
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entirely in the comment section
of one Instagram post.
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And so many more
that I would love to discuss.
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- Tell me more
about this Ada Lovelace book.
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- Here's the draft...
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- Charles.
Hey.
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Hey, I have some great news.
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I'm just on my way
to a meeting.
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- Oh, it'll just take a sec.
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Kelsey and I, we just had
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our Reese Witherspoon meeting,
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and guess what?
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Reese's people say that they...
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anyway, the headline is...
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- Charles Brooks.
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Hi, it's Kiara Johnson
from "Hello Sunshine."
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- It's them.
Reese Witherspoon's company.
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- That's what I was trying
to tell you.
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- Bottom line,
Reese is ready to make
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a sizable
financial commitment.
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Not only for access
to "Millennial" content
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but also for the chance
to collaborate with
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these two amazing young women
who are shaping
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the voices
of their generation.
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- I gotta hand it to Liza.
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The incubator was her idea.
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- Millennials love to disrupt,
right, Charles?
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- They certainly do.
- Okay.
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So should we put our legal
departments in touch?
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- I'll have to think about it.
- Oh.
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Okay. Well, I look forward
to hearing from you.
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- Right. Thank you.
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- Uh, it's an interesting
proposition.
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- Reese is a powerhouse
who wants to embrace
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the next generation of women.
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That's spectacular.
And--
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- I said I'd think about it.
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- I'm sure Charles has
a very good reason
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for not taking this deal.
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- Yeah, I'll tell you
the reason.
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It's because "Millennial" might
actually outearn "Empirical,"
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and that's just a reality
he can't understand.
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- Maggie, Maggie,
it's up, it's up, buffered.
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- Great.
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- Yes.
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- We're not great.
We're Heller Good.
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- All right,
what do you guys think?
255
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,620
- I like the cheetah.
- Yes. Thank you.
256
00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:35,137
- Are you sure you want to say
you're not great?
257
00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:37,137
- Yes.
I'm better than great, dude.
258
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:40,931
I'm "Heller Good."
259
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,379
Really?
260
00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:45,137
- Hundo P. Come on. Yes.
As the founder,
261
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:47,862
I need to project confidence,
you know?
262
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,413
- Why are all people
your age "founders"?
263
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:51,344
I mean you haven't even
found your own apartment.
264
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:52,931
- Okay, well, I did find
sponsored vodka
265
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,655
for Kelsey and Liza's
book party.
266
00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:57,586
- Yes, I did.
267
00:12:57,655 --> 00:13:00,551
- Ah, you're the best!
- No. I'm Heller Good.
268
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,068
- Mm. Still no.
269
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:03,586
- I'm gonna hit
the ladies' room.
270
00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:05,068
- No, no, no, no,
really, I wouldn't.
271
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,620
It's a crime scene in there.
Very dangerous.
272
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,137
- Yeah.
- Ew.
273
00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:10,827
- Use ours.
- Oh, thanks.
274
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:13,344
- Okay, can we talk
about the cheetah?
275
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,034
- Hey, sorry,
I just came up to use...
276
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,448
Are you okay?
277
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,862
- Clare just called.
278
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,379
She's not coming.
279
00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:47,482
- Nope.
280
00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:51,000
She's not coming at all.
281
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,241
- She just said that...
282
00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,241
I mean, the truth is,
we didn't have
283
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,034
the greatest time
on our honeymoon.
284
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,827
- Didn't look that way
on Instagram.
285
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:09,275
- She was just...
posting for immigration.
286
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:12,586
When the reality is,
she just...
287
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:16,517
she just couldn't lie anymore.
288
00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:24,482
I mean, we were never real.
289
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:34,379
What the hell is wrong with me?
290
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:38,241
- Nothing is wrong with you.
291
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,448
You went out on a limb
to help somebody.
292
00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:44,344
That is a beautiful,
generous act on your part.
293
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:50,965
- So stupid, I mean--
I just...
294
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,793
I just keep putting myself
out there for people,
295
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,689
and I just keep
getting kicked in the face.
296
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,310
I...
297
00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:00,517
- It's okay.
298
00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,310
It's okay.
299
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:06,586
Everything's gonna be okay.
300
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:25,034
- Ooh-hoo, great hat!
301
00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:26,931
I've got a cigar that would
go perfect with that.
302
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,379
- No, thanks. I'm headed to
the "Marriage Vacation" party.
303
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,275
- I thought I was
your marriage vacation.
304
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,137
- And on your right,
you have the Nitehawk Cinema,
305
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:35,000
modeled after
the 1922 Commodore--
306
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,965
- Hey, Gavoon, five times
a day, I gotta hear this?
307
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:39,517
- I got a permit!
308
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,137
- Yeah, well,
I got a big bucket of piss.
309
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:44,206
- You say patzah!
310
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:46,000
- Don't mind the locals, guys.
311
00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:48,137
- Wait, you wouldn't really
pee in a bucket and throw it.
312
00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:50,103
- You do what you gotta do.
313
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:03,310
- Nice job
with this party, Liza.
314
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,103
The theme is very appropriate.
315
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,931
- Well, the book is
"Marriage Vacation."
316
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,137
- And if it's not
a gigantic best seller,
317
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,655
we may all be taking
a permanent vacation.
318
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:13,275
- You have to try
the signature cocktail.
319
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:15,000
Sticky sex on the beach.
320
00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:16,655
- Bubblegum vodka.
321
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,241
Trust me, two of these,
and you're wearing
322
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,068
a grass skirt like a veil.
323
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,068
Oh, hello, Ms. Trout.
324
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,586
- This is Lauren Heller.
325
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:26,137
A terrific young publicist
326
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,241
who just hung out
her own shingle.
327
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,137
- Heller Good PR.
We're not great.
328
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,827
We're Heller Good.
329
00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,448
B-T-dubs, love your work.
Love you.
330
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:35,586
Love this, love this,
love that.
331
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,448
You know, if you ever
need to outsource anything,
332
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:40,793
I mean anything, text me,
call me, at me, mean it.
333
00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:42,586
- Maybe I'll slide
into your DMs.
334
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:46,172
- Oh, please do, diva.
Give me.
335
00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:51,068
- Close enough.
336
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:54,551
- Oh, my God.
This is incredible.
337
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,724
- Charles. Pauline.
338
00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:56,862
- Oh, Diana.
- Hi.
339
00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:58,758
This is beyond.
340
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,586
You outdid yourself.
341
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,827
- Yeah, Diana. It's lovely.
- Thank you.
342
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,000
Picture time, you guys.
- Oh, okay.
343
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:07,310
- I hate
posing for pictures, so.
344
00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:08,724
- I know you do,
but just for tonight,
345
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:11,172
can you pretend you don't?
346
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:12,448
Please?
347
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,034
- All right, come on.
- Okay.
348
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:24,862
- Thank you.
- Congratulations, Peters.
349
00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:27,482
- Honestly, I don't know
how you do it.
350
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:30,448
No authors, and yet,
you dress like a Prada model.
351
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,758
- I'm sweating about work,
believe me.
352
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:33,931
- You don't look it.
353
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,655
You look very cool
and collected.
354
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,655
- This room is full
of influential people.
355
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,931
What am I supposed to do?
356
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,034
Tell them I lost
my only author?
357
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,448
Course not.
I gotta be a duck.
358
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:45,827
Calm on the surface,
359
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,896
but paddling like hell
underneath.
360
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:49,689
- At least you don't
have a corkscrew dick.
361
00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:52,793
- Have you never
seen a duck dick?
362
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:54,551
- How do you know
something like that?
363
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,275
- My favorite thing
to do as a child
364
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:59,724
was to hole up in my room
with the animal encyclopedia.
365
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:03,068
- Something like that.
366
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:05,310
Worse comes to worst,
I could always hire you
367
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:07,482
freelance and you could
do a "Millennial" book.
368
00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:09,827
- I can't work for you.
369
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:12,931
- Because you'd get in trouble
for dating me.
370
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,862
- Get over yourself.
371
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,379
- Kelsey.
Great party.
372
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:21,724
- Oh, my gosh, Kiara,
thank you so much for coming.
373
00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:23,689
- Who was that hot guy
you were talking to?
374
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:25,689
Is he single?
375
00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:27,586
- Yeah.
And gay.
376
00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:30,206
Like, fully gay.
377
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:36,206
- Charles.
How you holding up?
378
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,482
Are you enjoying
the vacation theme?
379
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:41,517
I really appreciate you
hanging in there
380
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,413
during these tough times.
381
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:45,344
- I will go down with the ship
if that's what it takes.
382
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:46,586
Like the "Titanic."
383
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:48,172
- Yeah, they were
on vacation too.
384
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:55,413
- Uh, yeah, anything.
385
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,551
- If the company
is going under,
386
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,034
could you give me
some warning
387
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,068
so I can put my apartment
on the market?
388
00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,896
I wouldn't want to have to
sell under duress.
389
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:06,862
I just checked Zillow,
and my Zestimate is high.
390
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:13,689
- Actually...
I have some news.
391
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:16,034
I was just about
to announce it.
392
00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:24,689
Excuse me, everyone.
393
00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:28,689
Thank you.
394
00:19:28,758 --> 00:19:30,724
I have something
I'd like to share.
395
00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:34,931
Reese Witherspoon's company
was so impressed
396
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,758
with "Millennial"
that they have offered us
397
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:40,344
an unprecedented
incubator deal.
398
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:45,344
And we are very happy
to accept.
399
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:50,000
So let's give a big hand
to Kelsey Peters...
400
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:51,551
and Liza Miller.
401
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:54,965
- Wait, did you know
he was gonna do that?
402
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:56,724
- Not a clue.
403
00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:12,275
- And then he said
my prose was sinewy.
404
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:17,172
I mean, David Remnick thinks
my prose is sinewy!
405
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:20,034
This whole night has just...
406
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:22,344
Ah! Never in my wildest dreams
407
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:24,172
could I have imagined
a night like this.
408
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:27,551
Thank you.
409
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:39,068
- This isn't working, Pauline.
410
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:44,655
I love you,
but I am not in love with you.
411
00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:48,310
And I can't pretend.
412
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:51,413
I have to pretend so much
in my life.
413
00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:55,517
And I just can't do it anymore.
414
00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:24,724
- And on your right,
you have the Nitehawk Cinema,
415
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:26,310
modeled after
the 1922 Commodore.
416
00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:29,551
- Hey, stronzo! Pipe down!
417
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,379
- Maggie, you don't want
to escalate this thing.
418
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:34,448
- Relax, I know what I'm doing.
Idiota, keep on moving!
419
00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:35,862
- Ladies and gentlemen,
on the right,
420
00:21:35,931 --> 00:21:37,448
we have one of
our colorful locals.
421
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:39,965
Her family immigrated
from Italy in the 1920s.
422
00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:41,586
Back then,
Williamsburg had thousands
423
00:21:41,655 --> 00:21:42,862
of immigrant families.
424
00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:44,241
- You know what,
you're gentrifying
425
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,586
my neighborhood.
426
00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:46,931
Because of yous,
my rent is going up!
427
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,275
Now, get moving!
428
00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:49,896
I got a big bucket
of piss here!
429
00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:51,758
- I told you she was colorful.
430
00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:56,000
- "Heh, heh, heh," yourself.
431
00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:57,758
- So you're a part
of the tour now?
432
00:21:57,827 --> 00:21:59,103
- 50 bucks a pop.
And on Friday,
433
00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:00,793
I get to throw apple juice
at 'em.
434
00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:09,586
- Hey.
- Good morning.
435
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:11,689
- I-I didn't get to talk to you
after the party last night.
436
00:22:11,758 --> 00:22:14,241
I'm so glad you signed off
on the Reese deal.
437
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:16,862
What made you change your mind?
438
00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:19,965
- In the end, I felt like
I really didn't have a choice.
439
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,655
- I don't understand.
This is a good thing.
440
00:22:22,724 --> 00:22:25,068
Isn't it?
441
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:27,586
It's helping the company?
442
00:22:27,655 --> 00:22:29,931
- Right.
443
00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:34,206
Well, congratulations, Liza.
444
00:22:34,275 --> 00:22:38,724
You really... pulled it off.
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