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Hmm.
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The last time you baked like this
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is when you found out that
David was having an affair.
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I feel guilty that I'm
enjoying it this much.
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Oh, don't be. I need something to focus on
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other than Josh and that magazine article
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which I wish you would stop reading.
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Sorry. I never took him for the kind of guy
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that would let fame go to his head.
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That's not what happened, and you know it.
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This is my fault.
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Josh wanted to mention me in that story,
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and I asked him not to.
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I chose staying in the closet at work
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over going public about our relationship.
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Oh, Honey,
don't turn this into a civil rights struggle.
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You're entitled to your
privacy however you like.
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And he's entitled to break up
with me over it, which he did.
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- So enjoy your pie.
- Mm.
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Are you expecting someone?
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Oh, more young creatives.
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Liza,
we're here to get you out of your misery.
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Oh, my God. Are you baking pie?
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She's in a baking fugue.
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It's what she does when relationships end.
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May I have a slice of your pain?
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- Oh, yeah, help yourself.
- Listen, I know this hurts.
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But I totally get why you ended it.
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He just couldn't let go of his public, hot,
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single tattoo artist image.
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Yeah. He let the publicity go to his head,
believe me.
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I have seen this happen time and again,
just...
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generally not so swiftly.
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Kelsey, congratulations.
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I heard the big news.
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Thanks. It was all a little sudden,
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but I'm excited.
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Hmm. She hasn't even put
the ring up on Instagram.
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Oh, it's like it hasn't even happened yet.
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Exactly. Listen.
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We have a surprise for you.
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What kind of surprise?
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We got your ass up on Tinder, Girl.
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- Come check it out!
- What? No. Don't do that.
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- I don't Tinder.
- No, no, no, don't worry, okay?
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I posted your pic to my account.
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- Come here.
- Ugh.
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We wanted to show you all the eligible
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- non-Josh guys out there.
- Mmhmm.
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So swipe right if you like a guy,
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left if you don't.
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You both swipe right on each other...
it's a match.
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Oh, so it's like a game show,
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and the first prize is a penis?
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- Yeah.
- Yup.
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- All right.
- Right.
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- Right.
- Right.
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Oh, my God. That's Josh.
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Swipe left. Swipe left, please.
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What?
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- Oh, oh... yeah.
- Oh, no, oh, no.
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I really did not need to see that.
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I am going to go to the Farmers' Market.
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- More apples.
- Okay.
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Maybe she's more of a Hinge girl.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
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Have you ever seen so
much Kinfolk crafty crap?
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And I guess the bonnet is back.
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When did Williamsburg become
actual Colonial Williamsburg?
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Oh, there's the apples.
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- Give me the bag.
- Okay.
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- I'll see you in a second.
- Okay.
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Yeah, thank you, guys.
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How do you like it?
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Honestly,
it's the softest thing I've ever felt.
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Where are these from? Scotland?
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Actually, that wool is from my own sheep.
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- You raise sheep?
- Yeah.
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Uh, I have a small flock on
my farm in the Hudson Valley.
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Seriously?
How long have you been doing that?
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About five years, yeah.
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Right around the time people in Brooklyn
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began tending beehives in their fire escapes
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and raising chickens in coops
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in the backyards of their brownstones.
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- You used to live here?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I had a vintage denim and
boot business in Greenpoint
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and sold it all to buy a
farm and a flock upstate.
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- Sounds beautiful.
- Oh, yeah.
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I hate leaving the place.
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I trek down here maybe once
a month to sell some woolens,
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but that's it.
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Well, I think I need to wrap myself up
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in something soft like
this for the next few days.
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They make the perfect security blanket.
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Ah...
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Stella?
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Name of the lamb the wool came from.
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She's a great girl.
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- 40.
- Thank you.
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Sheila's nice too. Mmm...
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I'm good with Stella.
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- All right.
- Liza, by the way.
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Sebastian.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Hey, why don't you take a couple of these?
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You know, just some information
about taking care of the wool
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and musings about my life on the farm.
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You're a philosopher shepherd?
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Shepherd philosopher.
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Stella and I look forward to reading.
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I think this is really good.
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It's like a modern day "Walden."
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He writes like a hipster Thoreau.
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- Who, the hot shepherd?
- Yeah.
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Read this. Tell me what you think.
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Okay, but don't judge me.
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I mean, I don't know the difference
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between On Walden Pond or "On Golden Pond."
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It doesn't matter. Just read it.
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Okay.
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I'm telling you. There's something there.
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He taps into the whole Kinfolk movement
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and the urge for simplicity.
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The last time someone handed me a pamphlet
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with that look in their eye,
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it was a Jehovah's Witness on the subway.
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Oh, just read it first and
then tell me I'm crazy.
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I assume you girls are talking
about Kelsey's engagement?
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Oh, did you see the ring on Instagram?
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Of course. You're on my newsfeed.
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- Oh.
- Congratulations
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on your starter marriage.
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Relax, it just my joke.
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No, it's not.
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It's weird...
I posted my ring a couple days ago,
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and I haven't gotten very many likes.
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Well,
everyone is so overwhelmed with social media.
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It's why that pamphlet is so relevant.
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My avocado toast at brunch got more likes.
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Well, to be fair, that avocado toast
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looked really good.
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More about this later, okay?
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Some of the girls are taking
me out for drinks tonight.
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Less baking and more drinking.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Where's Kelsey?
- Oh, she's right behind me.
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She's having an argument
with the Uber driver
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about her rating.
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Liza, sit down. Come on.
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- Sit, sit, sit.
- Okay.
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What does Kelsey think she's doing?
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- Excuse me?
- She cannot marry Thad.
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Thad's the kind of guy that
you get out of your system
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before you meet the right guy.
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Okay. I am so happy to hear this.
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I feel the exact same way.
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I don't think it's real.
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All she's done is post some
vague picture of a ring.
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Liza, Kelsey totally respects you, okay,
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and even though, you know,
you're just an assistant,
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you know, she really,
really values what you have to say.
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- Hi, everyone!
- Hi.
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Sorry to keep you guys waiting.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Baby. I ordered your tequila online.
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- Aww. I love you.
- Yes! Drink up.
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Liza was just telling us she
had something she wanted to say.
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Oh, okay.
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Uh...
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We... we were just talking,
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- and, um...
- And what?
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Just how this engagement might seem...
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I mean, are you sure?
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With Millennial just starting to take off?
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I mean what's the rush?
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Is this what you guys all think?
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- No, no!
- Uh... no!
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Thad is amazing. We are so excited for you.
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Liza...
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I know you may have some sour
grapes after your breakup,
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but I would really love for
you to support me right now.
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- Of course.
- And just so all of you know,
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I've changed my relationship status to
"engaged."
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This is real. To Kelsey's engagement!
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Kelsey's engagement!
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- Whoo!
- Kelsey's engagement!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Okay. You may be wrong about that,
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but you are so right
about this shepherd guy.
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God, he can write the shit out of nothing.
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I just said the wedding
seemed an antsy bit premature.
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Whatever. Let's talk about work.
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How do we bring this guy in?
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Well, he's so far off the grid.
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He doesn't even have an email address.
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Ugh. I hate that that makes
me want him even more,
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but it totally does.
Do you know where he lives?
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Well,
there's some clues written in the essays,
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but I'd have to drive up there.
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Could you cover for me with Diana?
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Yes. Because that is what friends do.
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You just called in sick.
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I am really sorry about butting in.
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I... don't know anything, okay?
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I have made so many mistakes
in my personal life.
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I have no right giving anyone advice.
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I know that it's hard to
see your good friends happy
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while you are going through a breakup,
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but I just really want
you to be excited for me.
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Kelsey, if you're happy, I'm happy.
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What?
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I changed my relationship status to
"engaged,"
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and you haven't accepted me,
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so now it looks like I'm engaged to myself.
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Sorry, babe,
I just have to tie up some loose ends first.
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What do you mean, "loose ends"?
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You know, it's just some friends
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that deserve to hear
the good news in person.
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Okay. We're gonna pick a night
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and tie up those loose ends together, okay?
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I got to go.
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160 miles northwest of New York City...
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One finds a hamlet in the extreme west part
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of Renssalaerville,
known as Potter's Hollow.
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Beautiful.
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The road veers sharply
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past the original Palmer
Bates Blacksmith shop
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and into the forked valley
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where the pavement turns to dirt...
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and leads to one of the most bucolic views
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to be found in this part
of Western New York State.
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Oh!
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Okay.
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I guess you missed the
"No Trespassing" sign.
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Sorry.
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We met at the Brooklyn Flea, remember?
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Uh, Stella...
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- Right, right.
- I read your essays,
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and I just had to come talk to you.
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I'm not a stalker.
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I work in publishing.
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Well, I wrote those essays for fun.
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I never really thought
about publishing them.
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And I came up here to
make you think otherwise.
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Okay.
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What's your pitch?
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People want a glimpse of a simpler life.
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We are all such slaves to social media.
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You live and write with a clarity of purpose
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most people are missing right now.
258
00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:36,264
I think your story is like an American
"Year in Provence."
259
00:10:36,289 --> 00:10:38,414
Oh, no, no, no.
260
00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:40,606
That guy went on to become kind of famous,
right?
261
00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:42,460
See, I don't want to become famous.
262
00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:44,852
I think that's what's known
as a high-class problem.
263
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,099
For you, maybe.
264
00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:49,081
Would you at least be open
265
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:52,279
to developing your essays
into something more...
266
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,731
maybe a book?
267
00:10:54,756 --> 00:10:57,988
In a way, I've already written it.
268
00:10:59,514 --> 00:11:02,417
Five years of my life here on the farm.
269
00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:03,908
Some fairly quotidian stuff,
270
00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:05,491
but you're welcome to take a look.
271
00:11:05,516 --> 00:11:07,318
I would love to read a copy.
272
00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:09,838
You're looking at the one
and only copy right here.
273
00:11:09,994 --> 00:11:12,489
What if I wanted someone
else to take a look?
274
00:11:12,514 --> 00:11:15,265
Wherever the book goes, I go.
275
00:11:15,356 --> 00:11:17,553
Understood.
276
00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:20,865
Have at it.
277
00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:24,376
Take sugar?
278
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:26,568
- Just a little honey.
- All right.
279
00:11:31,044 --> 00:11:32,548
I'm done.
280
00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:34,745
One minute.
281
00:11:37,116 --> 00:11:38,415
I love it.
282
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,077
It's so resonant right now
283
00:11:40,102 --> 00:11:43,514
with everyone so hyper-connected
and overstimulated.
284
00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:46,456
I think there's something
really zeitgeisty here.
285
00:11:46,481 --> 00:11:48,270
And I'm sure I'll never eat lamb again.
286
00:11:48,295 --> 00:11:50,214
So a handwritten manuscript
287
00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:54,003
on the wonders of solitude and...
sheep farming.
288
00:11:54,274 --> 00:11:56,116
How am I supposed to market that?
289
00:11:56,141 --> 00:11:57,407
Sebastian?
290
00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:01,155
Sebastian,
I would like you to meet Kelsey Peters,
291
00:12:01,196 --> 00:12:02,881
head of Millennial Print
292
00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:05,694
and Diana Trout, head of Marketing.
293
00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:08,847
Okay. I think I know how.
294
00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:15,603
Thank you.
295
00:12:17,031 --> 00:12:19,912
So what do you do for fun up on the farm?
296
00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:22,902
Oh, I had my share of fun for
about ten years living here.
297
00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:25,724
Fun can be very exhausting.
298
00:12:25,749 --> 00:12:28,606
So, um, no significant other?
299
00:12:28,631 --> 00:12:30,560
There was my ex, Leslie.
300
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:31,551
Right, of course.
301
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,371
- I remember her from the book.
- Yes.
302
00:12:33,396 --> 00:12:35,701
She lasted about six months on the farm.
303
00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:37,338
Yes. Yeah, yeah. Until she decided
304
00:12:37,363 --> 00:12:40,408
a life without reliable
Wi-Fi was not worth living.
305
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:42,517
You don't get lonely?
306
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,874
Ah, the work keeps me busy.
307
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,929
The moon and stars keep me company at night.
308
00:12:47,954 --> 00:12:49,340
What about when it's cloudy?
309
00:12:49,365 --> 00:12:51,161
Oh, I knit.
310
00:12:51,947 --> 00:12:53,270
Yeah.
311
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,181
No. You'd be amazed how much
more you appreciate life
312
00:12:58,206 --> 00:12:59,755
when it all slows down.
313
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,865
I bet.
314
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,588
I used to be the poster child for this mess.
315
00:13:04,202 --> 00:13:05,534
You know, if there's one thing
316
00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,394
I hope people can really take from my book,
317
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,649
it's that you can totally
reinvent your life on a whim.
318
00:13:10,674 --> 00:13:14,461
I can certainly relate to that.
319
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:18,267
- Josh.
- Liza.
320
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,350
Greta, do you remember my friend, Liza?
321
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,787
- Hi.
- This is Sebastian.
322
00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:25,458
He's writing a book for us.
323
00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,266
What's up, dude? Nice to meet you.
324
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,606
And you. Hello.
325
00:13:28,631 --> 00:13:30,049
Nice to meet you, Sebastian.
326
00:13:30,074 --> 00:13:32,026
- Have a nice dinner.
- You too.
327
00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:39,101
That was my ex. We just split up.
328
00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:41,444
Another nice thing about living on a farm...
329
00:13:41,469 --> 00:13:44,515
you never run into your exes.
330
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,972
Okay, baby. It's time to open the kimono.
331
00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:54,690
Let's open it.
332
00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:57,189
Who's Alison West?
333
00:13:57,214 --> 00:14:00,349
She is a barista at Stumptown.
334
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:01,665
Unfriend.
335
00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,060
Stephanie Roberts?
336
00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:04,787
An analyst at Morgan Stanley.
337
00:14:04,812 --> 00:14:07,023
- She's poking you.
- It's a business poke.
338
00:14:07,048 --> 00:14:08,760
Unfriend.
339
00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:09,911
Amanda Potter.
340
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,986
She is my cousin-in-law.
341
00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:14,291
That's not a real thing.
342
00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:16,815
- Buh-bye.
- Babe, you're harsh.
343
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,563
Is there anyone else here
that is gonna be surprised
344
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:22,104
when you change your
relationship status to engaged?
345
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:25,066
Ah, baby, just a couple people.
346
00:14:25,091 --> 00:14:27,757
- Like who?
- My parents.
347
00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:31,040
You haven't told your parents yet?
348
00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:32,231
They're still out of town.
349
00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:35,367
Then my vagina is out of town.
350
00:14:35,687 --> 00:14:38,306
Is your mouth out of town?
351
00:14:41,996 --> 00:14:46,472
How was dinner with the hot shepherd?
352
00:14:46,497 --> 00:14:50,618
Oh, it was great until we
ran into Josh and Greta.
353
00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:51,577
Oh.
354
00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,469
I definitely think they're dating.
355
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:55,494
You're not gonna start baking again,
are you?
356
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,568
I'm happy for him.
357
00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,261
Seeing him with a girl his own age...
358
00:14:58,286 --> 00:14:59,704
makes sense.
359
00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,338
I thought the shepherd sounded perfect.
360
00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:04,561
Like, off the grid, way out of town.
361
00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,886
I am not ready to jump back into something.
362
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:11,514
And besides... it's a work thing.
363
00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:13,907
You know, before Josh,
you didn't have sex for,
364
00:15:13,932 --> 00:15:16,152
like, what, two years?
365
00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:19,161
Don't let your pilot light go out again.
366
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,600
Just saying.
367
00:15:26,145 --> 00:15:27,684
Have Sebastian sign these.
368
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,031
It's boilerplate for a first book.
369
00:15:29,056 --> 00:15:30,610
- Oh, fantastic!
- And I also think
370
00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,720
he should be shirtless
for the author's photo.
371
00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:34,376
We need to look beyond the 4H Club.
372
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,815
Can you have him come in this morning?
373
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,699
Oh, I think he already left for the farm.
374
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:40,221
Without signing these?
Liza, what were you thinking?
375
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:41,403
I wasn't.
376
00:15:41,428 --> 00:15:42,736
Drive up there, get these signed,
377
00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:44,724
and then get back here with that book.
378
00:15:44,749 --> 00:15:46,335
On my way.
379
00:15:55,473 --> 00:15:58,009
Hi! Hi.
380
00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,660
Hi. Sorry to barge in.
381
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:02,058
I forgot to ask you to
sign these last night.
382
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,944
Well, you guys don't waste any time.
383
00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:06,454
Come on, let's go.
384
00:16:06,479 --> 00:16:07,612
Come on, boy!
385
00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:11,132
If you want to have
someone look these over...
386
00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:12,990
Nah. I don't believe in lawyers.
387
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,154
And something tells me I can trust you.
388
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,711
Definitely.
389
00:16:16,736 --> 00:16:18,291
It's a pretty standard agreement.
390
00:16:18,316 --> 00:16:19,774
And we even have language in there
391
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:22,519
giving you approval of the
look of the actual book.
392
00:16:22,544 --> 00:16:24,494
- I asked for that.
- Oh, that's great.
393
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,815
Yeah. I think it's important
it has a handmade feel to it.
394
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,507
I think a lot of people are
going to be really touched
395
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,473
- by what you've written.
- Ah...
396
00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:34,521
- I know I have.
- Well,
397
00:16:34,546 --> 00:16:36,566
regardless of what happens with the book,
398
00:16:36,591 --> 00:16:40,144
I'm just glad it gave
me a chance to meet you.
399
00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:42,561
I feel the same way.
400
00:16:51,518 --> 00:16:55,128
I'm sorry. I don't get many visitors.
401
00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:57,577
I forgot my manners.
402
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:04,282
I'm being very unprofessional.
403
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,076
Oh, no.
404
00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:10,049
Do yourself a favor.
Just throw that thing away.
405
00:17:10,074 --> 00:17:11,534
I know. I'm sorry.
406
00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:13,437
Oh...
407
00:17:13,462 --> 00:17:15,847
I have to rush these to the office.
408
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:18,006
I'll be back to show you the proofs
409
00:17:18,031 --> 00:17:19,461
once we have them.
410
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:22,776
Come back anytime,
but you don't need an excuse.
411
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:26,906
Nothing beats a good glass
of red by that fireplace.
412
00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,064
Great.
413
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,957
I'll bring the wine.
414
00:17:33,169 --> 00:17:35,598
Take good care of my baby.
415
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,529
Like it's my own.
416
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,733
_
417
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,160
Oh, shoot.
418
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:55,112
Ah, damn.
419
00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:18,276
Sebastian?
420
00:18:20,294 --> 00:18:22,238
Sebastian?
421
00:18:24,788 --> 00:18:26,201
Hello?
422
00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:27,807
Oh...
423
00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:29,215
Ohh...
424
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,422
Oh, my God!
425
00:18:30,447 --> 00:18:31,792
Oh!
426
00:18:31,817 --> 00:18:34,267
Oh, my God!
427
00:18:34,292 --> 00:18:37,841
Liza! Liza! Liza!
428
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,480
I was just grooming her!
429
00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:42,949
Stella!
430
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,510
What? Are you sure?
431
00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:53,399
Well, he said he was grooming her,
432
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,899
- but...
- But what?
433
00:18:54,924 --> 00:18:56,690
Oh, please don't make me repeat it.
434
00:18:56,715 --> 00:18:57,760
After what I went through
435
00:18:57,785 --> 00:18:59,428
with the Dennis Hastert high
school wrestling memoir,
436
00:18:59,453 --> 00:19:01,125
- we can't risk this.
- That is what comes
437
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:03,590
from trying find new authors at the Farmers'
Market.
438
00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:06,687
Maybe you'll have better
luck next time at the circus.
439
00:19:07,769 --> 00:19:09,602
You know what? I do have some good news.
440
00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:11,482
Josh unfollowed me on Instagram.
441
00:19:11,507 --> 00:19:12,839
How is that good news?
442
00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:14,635
That means that he misses you so much
443
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,081
he can't even see pictures
of your friends having fun.
444
00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:19,757
Or maybe he just wants
nothing to do with any of us.
445
00:19:19,782 --> 00:19:22,088
I like my version a lot better.
446
00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:23,050
Hey, babe.
447
00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:25,346
- Hey, babe.
- Hey. Hey, Liza.
448
00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:27,497
Hey, let's go, Kels. We're gonna be late.
449
00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:28,616
Yeah. Wish us luck.
450
00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:30,057
We're going to meet his parents for dinner,
451
00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:31,298
and we're gonna tell 'em the big news.
452
00:19:31,323 --> 00:19:32,930
Babe, I already told them.
453
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:34,788
I wouldn't just drop a big bomb like that
454
00:19:34,813 --> 00:19:36,312
with you sitting there.
What if they freaked?
455
00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:38,685
What? What did they say?
456
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:41,034
They are super pumped.
457
00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:44,090
We have to go do something first.
458
00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:48,773
Okay. Let's make this official.
459
00:19:50,411 --> 00:19:52,370
Okay.
460
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,204
Relationship status officially updated.
461
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,530
Okay.
462
00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:26,259
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