Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:08,147
- Hey.
- Hey.
2
00:00:08,171 --> 00:00:09,374
You made it.
3
00:00:09,504 --> 00:00:11,265
What's so important you couldn't text?
4
00:00:11,290 --> 00:00:13,275
Ooh, they have champagne here?
5
00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:15,076
They only had the champagne of beers.
6
00:00:15,101 --> 00:00:16,968
Mm.
7
00:00:16,993 --> 00:00:18,728
What are we celebrating?
8
00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:21,052
I got this crazy call today.
9
00:00:21,077 --> 00:00:22,366
This magazine wants me to be
10
00:00:22,391 --> 00:00:24,320
in their "Young Creatives" issue.
11
00:00:24,345 --> 00:00:26,220
Oh, that's great. Congrats.
12
00:00:26,245 --> 00:00:27,768
- Oh, thanks.
- What's the magazine?
13
00:00:27,793 --> 00:00:29,529
"T Magazine"?
14
00:00:29,554 --> 00:00:30,510
- Josh.
- Hmm?
15
00:00:30,535 --> 00:00:32,591
You're gonna be in "The New York Times"?
16
00:00:32,617 --> 00:00:34,503
- Tell me everything!
- Okay, okay.
17
00:00:34,528 --> 00:00:37,913
Uh, so this creative director,
Greta Lin... she called me.
18
00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,138
She's, uh, curating the issue.
19
00:00:40,163 --> 00:00:42,483
She wants to hang out for a few days,
20
00:00:42,508 --> 00:00:44,946
get to know me, talk,
do a little photo shoot.
21
00:00:44,971 --> 00:00:46,472
She's coming to see the band tomorrow,
22
00:00:46,497 --> 00:00:50,799
so do you want to come interrupt me
23
00:00:50,824 --> 00:00:53,088
when I say dumb stuff?
24
00:00:53,113 --> 00:00:55,055
Josh, do you read "The New York Times"?
25
00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,197
They have fact-checkers...
26
00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,963
People whose entire job it is
27
00:00:57,988 --> 00:01:00,855
to pry into your record and dig
up every single mundane thing.
28
00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,880
- Okay.
- And they're obsessed with age.
29
00:01:02,905 --> 00:01:04,955
"Mrs. Clinton, 67. Ms. Theron, 40."
30
00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:06,165
- Okay.
- You might as well call it
31
00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:07,288
"'The New York Times' How Old Are You?"
32
00:01:07,313 --> 00:01:08,798
- Okay.
- I...
33
00:01:08,823 --> 00:01:10,467
You don't have to come.
34
00:01:11,199 --> 00:01:14,011
Let's go find some real champagne.
35
00:01:14,036 --> 00:01:16,169
Okay.
36
00:01:22,827 --> 00:01:23,827
- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
37
00:01:28,886 --> 00:01:30,218
I just can't believe
38
00:01:30,243 --> 00:01:32,490
everyone is so excited
about a sample chapter.
39
00:01:32,515 --> 00:01:34,126
A great sample chapter...
40
00:01:34,151 --> 00:01:36,151
from a PhD who specializes
41
00:01:36,176 --> 00:01:38,212
in drop-kicking lazy 20-somethings
42
00:01:38,237 --> 00:01:40,347
out of their parents'
rec room and into adulthood.
43
00:01:40,372 --> 00:01:42,509
Everyone here can smell a hit.
44
00:01:42,534 --> 00:01:43,876
"The Deciding Decade"...
45
00:01:43,901 --> 00:01:46,178
It's gonna be a monster.
46
00:01:49,069 --> 00:01:51,160
Excuse me.
47
00:01:51,185 --> 00:01:54,019
Aren't you Diana Trout's assistant?
48
00:01:54,044 --> 00:01:55,660
- Hi, Cheryl.
- Is she here?
49
00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:57,902
I didn't see Empirical
on the sign-in sheet.
50
00:01:57,927 --> 00:01:59,521
I'm here with Millennial Print.
51
00:01:59,545 --> 00:02:01,665
Kelsey Peters, thi... Cheryl Sussman.
52
00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:03,490
- Oh.
- It's nice to meet you.
53
00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:06,059
Millennial Print...
54
00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,585
You really are shameless.
55
00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:09,982
Got to run. Take care.
56
00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:13,253
You know, you may be able to
fool a few morons at Empirical,
57
00:02:13,278 --> 00:02:16,424
but Dr. Wray psychoanalyzes
20-somethings for a living.
58
00:02:16,983 --> 00:02:19,181
Hashtag "good luck."
59
00:02:21,273 --> 00:02:23,829
Your waiting room is full of
out-of-touch 40-somethings
60
00:02:23,854 --> 00:02:26,401
who only understand
your book conceptually.
61
00:02:26,427 --> 00:02:29,796
We are living our
deciding decade right now.
62
00:02:29,821 --> 00:02:32,177
We totally relate to your book.
63
00:02:32,203 --> 00:02:33,350
And we can sell it.
64
00:02:33,374 --> 00:02:36,618
Your case studies were made
for BuzzFeed listicles,
65
00:02:36,643 --> 00:02:38,643
and your podcast will
blow up even bigger
66
00:02:38,668 --> 00:02:41,336
once we Periscope it during the rollout.
67
00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,772
How old are you two, may I ask?
68
00:02:45,797 --> 00:02:47,514
I'm turning 27 tomorrow.
69
00:02:47,539 --> 00:02:49,514
Yep, right about the same.
70
00:02:49,539 --> 00:02:51,223
And you're running an imprint.
71
00:02:51,248 --> 00:02:53,291
I've worked really hard to get here.
72
00:02:53,316 --> 00:02:55,477
I interned every summer in college,
73
00:02:55,502 --> 00:02:56,802
and I started with Empirical
74
00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,654
just three days after graduation.
75
00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,374
Doesn't sound like much
time for a personal life.
76
00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,731
I've dated my boyfriend for two years.
77
00:03:03,756 --> 00:03:05,169
And the marriage track?
78
00:03:05,195 --> 00:03:06,717
Kids?
79
00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:09,366
Um...
80
00:03:10,195 --> 00:03:12,537
we haven't discussed that
81
00:03:12,562 --> 00:03:15,510
in any, uh, real, official terms...
82
00:03:15,535 --> 00:03:16,495
yet.
83
00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:17,591
All right.
84
00:03:17,616 --> 00:03:20,339
Just make sure you know what you want
85
00:03:20,364 --> 00:03:22,151
and then make sure he
can give it to you.
86
00:03:22,176 --> 00:03:24,334
Beware the no-criteria relationship.
87
00:03:24,359 --> 00:03:27,643
It may seem fun at 26,
but you string enough of those together,
88
00:03:27,668 --> 00:03:31,246
and then suddenly you're 39,
and you're asking your niece
89
00:03:31,271 --> 00:03:34,522
to set up a Hinge profile for you.
90
00:03:34,546 --> 00:03:37,281
Okay, was that a pitch
meeting or a therapy session?
91
00:03:37,306 --> 00:03:39,644
Why have we not been freaking
out about our futures more?
92
00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:41,822
I am turning 27 tomorrow!
93
00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,981
Hey, you did great in there.
94
00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,081
And she's wrong about Thad.
95
00:03:45,106 --> 00:03:47,143
I've met his parents, his brother.
96
00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:50,002
I'm meeting his boss tonight
at this charity thing.
97
00:03:50,027 --> 00:03:52,625
Are you worried about the
book or your timeline?
98
00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:55,701
'Cause there is no perfect plan
to getting your life right.
99
00:03:55,726 --> 00:03:56,975
There's always compromises.
100
00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,110
Compromises or excuses?
101
00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:00,696
We don't always know what's coming.
102
00:04:00,721 --> 00:04:03,299
Okay, there was this girl
that I knew growing up.
103
00:04:03,325 --> 00:04:06,639
She had this perfect plan.
She got married.
104
00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:08,918
She landed this great
job right out of college,
105
00:04:08,943 --> 00:04:10,610
and then she got pregnant,
106
00:04:10,635 --> 00:04:12,412
and motherhood turned out
to be overwhelming...
107
00:04:12,437 --> 00:04:14,438
Okay, okay, this is the most boring,
clichéd story
108
00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,850
I've ever heard.
109
00:04:15,882 --> 00:04:18,671
Actually, it was very complex.
110
00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:23,555
Okay, so, when you meet my boss,
111
00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:24,797
you don't have to say much, okay?
112
00:04:24,822 --> 00:04:27,568
- He's not big on small talk.
- I know how to behave.
113
00:04:27,593 --> 00:04:28,438
Okay.
114
00:04:28,463 --> 00:04:30,797
Whoo, there he is... Ethan Foster.
115
00:04:30,822 --> 00:04:34,490
He bought mortgage-backed
securities in 2008...
116
00:04:34,515 --> 00:04:36,283
Huevos.
117
00:04:36,614 --> 00:04:39,530
Oh, God. He's coming. Just be cool.
118
00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:41,207
You're the one talking about his huevos.
119
00:04:41,232 --> 00:04:44,105
Ethan, hi.
Uh, good to see you, sir.
120
00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:46,445
- This is my girlfriend, Kelsey.
- Hi.
121
00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:49,178
Wow. As beautiful as advertised.
122
00:04:49,204 --> 00:04:50,221
Thank you.
123
00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:51,247
Let me guess...
124
00:04:51,272 --> 00:04:53,631
- You work in fashion.
- Publishing.
125
00:04:53,656 --> 00:04:56,067
I just launched a new imprint
for 20-something readers.
126
00:04:56,092 --> 00:04:57,427
Oh, congratulations.
127
00:04:57,452 --> 00:05:00,340
And what are the millennials
reading nowadays?
128
00:05:00,365 --> 00:05:01,419
Are they reading?
129
00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:06,199
I just heard an amazing pitch
from a psychologist, actually,
130
00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:08,890
whose book is basically
a guide to your 20s.
131
00:05:08,915 --> 00:05:11,299
Well, you'll have to let
me know the release date.
132
00:05:11,324 --> 00:05:13,823
I've got a 19-year-old
I want to scare straight
133
00:05:13,848 --> 00:05:15,142
before he starts a nonprofit.
134
00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:17,558
I sent the
sample chapter to Thad.
135
00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,289
- You'll send it to him?
- Uh, ye-yes, sir.
136
00:05:20,314 --> 00:05:21,980
Oh, terrific.
137
00:05:22,097 --> 00:05:25,517
- Well, nice to meet you, Kelsey.
- Nice to meet you.
138
00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,770
- Uh, please excuse me.
- Of course.
139
00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:31,349
Babe, you killed that.
140
00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:34,359
Yeah.
141
00:05:42,808 --> 00:05:47,123
Ooh, Olay antiaging moisturizer.
142
00:05:47,148 --> 00:05:48,814
I need all the help I can get.
143
00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:50,873
I ran into Cheryl Sussman today.
144
00:05:50,898 --> 00:05:51,800
She-devil.
145
00:05:51,825 --> 00:05:54,683
Ugh. It was a long day in
the 20-something minefield.
146
00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:56,191
Don't forget your neck.
147
00:05:58,041 --> 00:06:00,072
- Who's that?
- Oh.
148
00:06:00,097 --> 00:06:02,203
- Land mine.
- _
149
00:06:02,811 --> 00:06:05,501
Josh is being followed
around for this article.
150
00:06:05,526 --> 00:06:08,610
- _
- Hey, what do creative directors do exactly?
151
00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,483
Other people's coke, mostly.
152
00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:11,553
- _
- What article?
153
00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:13,994
This "Young Creatives"
issue in "The Times."
154
00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:15,402
Seriously? That's huge.
155
00:06:15,427 --> 00:06:17,276
Right? I can't get near that.
156
00:06:18,027 --> 00:06:20,512
And Josh is okay with that?
157
00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:23,694
He's fine. We talked.
158
00:06:23,719 --> 00:06:24,946
Oh.
159
00:06:32,662 --> 00:06:35,065
- Excuse me.
- Hey, whoa, whoa.
160
00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,174
Hey, calm down. What are you doing?
161
00:06:37,207 --> 00:06:38,465
What are you doing?
162
00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:41,204
Look, I'm locking down
your birthday gift, okay?
163
00:06:41,229 --> 00:06:43,095
That's Karra... Two Rs,
164
00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,941
but she might be willing to add a third.
165
00:06:44,966 --> 00:06:45,737
Are you serious?
166
00:06:45,762 --> 00:06:47,395
- A three-way?
- Yeah.
167
00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:49,694
That moment where I dazzled your boss...
that happened, right?
168
00:06:49,719 --> 00:06:51,019
I wasn't hallucinating?
169
00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,600
Because I skipped lunch
to fit into this dress.
170
00:06:52,624 --> 00:06:54,718
You look super hot, okay?
171
00:06:55,112 --> 00:06:57,229
That's all you care about, isn't it?
172
00:06:57,254 --> 00:06:59,588
I could be any girl in
this room right now.
173
00:06:59,613 --> 00:07:00,945
You know what? Dr. Wray's right.
174
00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:02,652
This is a no-criteria relationship.
175
00:07:02,677 --> 00:07:03,939
A what?
176
00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,527
The sample chapter that I
sent you three days ago,
177
00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,332
you know, of the book
that I really need to land.
178
00:07:08,357 --> 00:07:10,594
You're mad because I didn't
read some dumb chapter?
179
00:07:10,619 --> 00:07:12,387
No, I'm not mad.
180
00:07:13,313 --> 00:07:16,377
I'm just seeing everything
a lot more clearly.
181
00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:19,668
Jeez, are... are you,
like, ragging it right now?
182
00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:24,014
You know what? You need to grow up.
183
00:07:24,039 --> 00:07:28,838
And I can't waste any more time
waiting for you to do that.
184
00:07:33,076 --> 00:07:35,634
There you are.
185
00:07:35,659 --> 00:07:37,962
I wanted my wife to meet Kelsey.
186
00:07:38,201 --> 00:07:40,792
Yeah, I was...
I was just looking for her.
187
00:07:40,817 --> 00:07:41,859
Well, find her...
188
00:07:41,884 --> 00:07:43,234
and don't let her get away.
189
00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:45,818
That girl is something special.
190
00:07:56,230 --> 00:07:57,501
Yes.
191
00:07:57,526 --> 00:08:00,385
Josh, over here. A little bit more.
192
00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:01,677
That's hot.
193
00:08:01,702 --> 00:08:03,084
One more.
194
00:08:03,109 --> 00:08:06,634
- Look right.
- Good.
195
00:08:06,659 --> 00:08:07,860
Hey.
196
00:08:10,184 --> 00:08:12,595
- How's it going?
- It's good.
197
00:08:12,619 --> 00:08:14,118
It's good.
198
00:08:14,143 --> 00:08:16,427
Actually, it's kind of weird.
199
00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,201
I think the more I talk to Greta,
200
00:08:18,226 --> 00:08:19,926
the more I realize
201
00:08:19,951 --> 00:08:22,862
how big a part of my
story you actually are.
202
00:08:22,887 --> 00:08:23,942
Aw.
203
00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:26,056
Yeah, but I can't tell her that,
204
00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:28,571
so I'm just making stuff up.
205
00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:32,387
I think she actually
thinks I'm with Gabe.
206
00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:33,878
Wow.
207
00:08:33,903 --> 00:08:35,903
You're a worse liar than I thought.
208
00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:42,441
Hey, will you be done by lunchtime?
209
00:08:42,466 --> 00:08:44,317
Midtown? My treat.
210
00:08:44,342 --> 00:08:45,956
I...
211
00:08:45,982 --> 00:08:47,487
- Hi.
- Hey.
212
00:08:47,512 --> 00:08:49,036
I'm sorry to barge in,
213
00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,334
but, um, we're running behind,
and we're ready for you.
214
00:08:51,359 --> 00:08:54,379
I... Greta, this is my, uh...
215
00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,839
really good friend Liza.
216
00:08:56,864 --> 00:08:58,648
Mm.
217
00:09:05,015 --> 00:09:06,670
I wish I could kiss you.
218
00:09:06,695 --> 00:09:07,880
Go.
219
00:09:07,905 --> 00:09:10,919
Be young and creative.
220
00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,237
I'll see you at lunch.
221
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,079
Okay.
222
00:09:27,004 --> 00:09:28,882
Hey. Happy birthday.
223
00:09:28,907 --> 00:09:31,441
Hey, listen, I just got off
the phone with Jane's agent.
224
00:09:31,466 --> 00:09:33,466
It's between us and one other publisher.
225
00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:35,946
I already sent a follow-up
email and a handwritten note,
226
00:09:35,971 --> 00:09:38,551
and I'm finding out
who else is in the mix.
227
00:09:39,684 --> 00:09:41,623
I also broke up with Thad last night.
228
00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:42,387
What?
229
00:09:42,412 --> 00:09:44,761
Oh, Kelsey, I'm so sorry.
230
00:09:44,786 --> 00:09:45,707
You wouldn't be sorry
231
00:09:45,732 --> 00:09:47,365
if I quit a job that was going nowhere.
232
00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:48,932
Yeah, but you loved him.
233
00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:51,645
And you invested a lot
in that relationship.
234
00:09:51,869 --> 00:09:54,557
And this is how he apologized.
235
00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:59,555
He wishes his abs
still looked like that.
236
00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:01,803
What can I do?
237
00:10:01,828 --> 00:10:03,647
You can reserve a booth
238
00:10:03,672 --> 00:10:05,706
at Stanton Social for
my birthday tonight.
239
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,397
Just you, me, and Lauren.
240
00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:08,583
Invite Josh.
241
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,076
Super low-key, really wasted.
242
00:10:12,101 --> 00:10:14,040
You got it.
243
00:10:15,076 --> 00:10:17,460
- I'm here if you want to talk.
- Go.
244
00:10:17,485 --> 00:10:19,326
This is the first day
of my new timeline,
245
00:10:19,351 --> 00:10:22,167
and I'm not wasting it whining
about the past.
246
00:10:33,772 --> 00:10:35,739
- _
- Ay.
247
00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,861
Okay.
248
00:10:40,924 --> 00:10:43,761
Aah! Hi. Sorry.
249
00:10:43,786 --> 00:10:46,810
I, um... I left Phillipa Gregory's
new outline on your desk.
250
00:10:46,835 --> 00:10:49,252
She's really into royal incest. Enjoy.
251
00:10:49,277 --> 00:10:52,061
And where are you going
in such a clumsy hurry?
252
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,442
I have a lunch, if that's okay.
253
00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:54,467
That's cute.
254
00:10:54,492 --> 00:10:57,054
Assistants don't have lunch, Liza.
255
00:10:57,079 --> 00:10:58,252
They fetch lunch.
256
00:10:58,277 --> 00:11:01,372
But then again,
according to Cheryl Sussman,
257
00:11:01,397 --> 00:11:03,085
you aren't an assistant anymore.
258
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:04,419
- What?
- Hmm.
259
00:11:04,444 --> 00:11:06,525
She told me she saw you
at the Jane Wray pitch,
260
00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,535
and you said "Millennial"
was the perfect title
261
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,228
for your imprint.
262
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,530
She said you were
quite full of yourself.
263
00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:14,564
I wasn't.
264
00:11:14,589 --> 00:11:17,799
You are still my assistant, Liza.
265
00:11:17,824 --> 00:11:20,697
And how you behave towards
my colleagues reflects on me.
266
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,355
I understand.
267
00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:29,742
Be back in 40 with a Cobb salad,
268
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,035
and if the dressing isn't on the side...
269
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:32,276
It will be.
270
00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:34,306
Thank you.
271
00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:38,712
_
272
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:44,048
_
273
00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:46,989
Ugh.
274
00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:54,368
_
275
00:11:57,661 --> 00:12:00,275
I thought we agreed against
the suicide pact, Cheryl.
276
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,708
Yeah, that was before your youthfulness
277
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,853
threatened my bottom line.
278
00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:07,066
The only reason Millennial
is in the running
279
00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:09,876
is because Dr. Wray thinks you're 26,
and that is not fair.
280
00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:12,235
- It's just one book.
- Then pull your offer.
281
00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:15,811
Or I'll tell Dr. Wray that her
shiny millennial poster child
282
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,232
is a pathological liar.
283
00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:19,341
A liar you tried to extort.
284
00:12:19,366 --> 00:12:21,169
I still have those emails.
285
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,106
Careful, Liza.
286
00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:26,099
Right now I'm only proposing
a contained skirmish.
287
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:29,533
But if you push me,
I'll go North Korea on your ass.
288
00:12:29,558 --> 00:12:32,559
- Stop threatening me, Cheryl.
- Oh, I'm done with threats.
289
00:12:36,785 --> 00:12:39,726
Hi, there. Cheryl Sussman for Dr. Wray.
290
00:12:39,753 --> 00:12:41,096
It's urgent.
291
00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:44,083
Okay, fine. You win.
292
00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:48,760
The truth is gonna catch up
with you every now and then.
293
00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:50,896
Just get used to it.
294
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:13,442
Dr. Wray, this is
Liza Miller from Millennial.
295
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:16,534
Will you please call me back
at your earliest convenience?
296
00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:18,512
It's important.
297
00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:23,292
Thank you so much for seeing
me on such short notice.
298
00:13:23,317 --> 00:13:25,937
If this is about the book,
I haven't made my decision yet.
299
00:13:25,962 --> 00:13:28,746
I'm not here as an editor.
I'm here as a patient.
300
00:13:28,771 --> 00:13:32,051
We have doctor-patient
privilege in this room, right?
301
00:13:32,076 --> 00:13:34,793
Well, I can't testify
against you in court
302
00:13:34,818 --> 00:13:37,029
if you killed somebody, but...
303
00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:39,358
Oh, come on.
304
00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:42,785
Nobody at work knows this, but...
305
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,867
I'm not 26.
306
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,066
I'm 40.
307
00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:50,422
Okay.
308
00:13:52,756 --> 00:13:55,097
Now I'm interested.
309
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,585
So now I'm at Empirical,
310
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,358
and I have to make myself invaluable
311
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:00,570
before anyone figures it out
312
00:14:00,595 --> 00:14:02,119
and I become a think piece on Slate.
313
00:14:02,447 --> 00:14:06,103
Liza, why did you tell me all of this?
314
00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:08,178
A woman at a rival publisher knows.
315
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:11,515
She's blackmailing me again.
She threatened to tell you...
316
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,573
So you wanted to beat her to the punch.
317
00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:16,736
But also, this situation that I'm in...
318
00:14:16,761 --> 00:14:18,434
Lie.
319
00:14:18,511 --> 00:14:21,343
This lie is an asset.
320
00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:24,500
I have lived this book twice.
321
00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:26,580
The first time I got a great job,
a husband,
322
00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:28,607
and a kid during my
peak fertility years,
323
00:14:28,632 --> 00:14:30,353
and it blew up in my face.
324
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:33,870
But now I get another shot at my 20s.
325
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:34,954
Nobody understands
326
00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:37,649
the importance of this
book more than I do.
327
00:14:38,897 --> 00:14:41,010
I will tell you what...
328
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:43,308
I'm gonna sign with Millennial.
329
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,599
Really? Dr. Wray...
330
00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:46,513
On one condition...
331
00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:49,405
I use you as a case study.
332
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:51,359
I know how to keep a secret.
333
00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:54,193
Nobody knows who that
sample chapter is about,
334
00:14:54,218 --> 00:14:58,016
and she is one of the world's
highest-paid musicians.
335
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,605
The girl who kept getting into
no-criteria relationships,
336
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,368
who channeled her
heartbreak into her work.
337
00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:04,099
- Oh, my gosh. Is it Tayl...
- Sorry.
338
00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:05,954
Doctor-patient privilege.
339
00:15:05,979 --> 00:15:08,398
You know, I actually admire you.
340
00:15:08,423 --> 00:15:12,245
It's a
completely ludicrous idea,
341
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,266
and you are pulling it off.
342
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,623
Thank you?
343
00:15:20,426 --> 00:15:21,873
We got the book.
344
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,983
Oh, my God! We got the book?
345
00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:25,547
Go to Gawker.
346
00:15:25,572 --> 00:15:26,613
Oh.
347
00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:28,319
"Millennial Publishing
348
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,679
"publishing millennial guide book.
349
00:15:29,704 --> 00:15:31,616
Baby imprint scores huge get."
350
00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:34,245
We are gonna get hammered tonight.
351
00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:39,520
This is Dr. Wray.
352
00:15:39,544 --> 00:15:42,226
Jane, it's Cheryl Sussman.
353
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:45,309
I saw the announcement.
354
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,977
There's something you need to know
355
00:15:47,002 --> 00:15:48,791
about your hip, young publisher.
356
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,140
Liza Miller,
who's trying to pass herself off
357
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,667
as a millennial... She's 40.
358
00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:56,336
I wish I could say that I'm
surprised to get this call,
359
00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:59,099
but it seems that you are
very well versed at this.
360
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,992
- At what?
- Blackmail.
361
00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:05,122
Is that something you
really want on your timeline
362
00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:06,891
this late in the game, Cheryl?
363
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,024
You know, I just did an hour
364
00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:11,882
on corporate ageism on
my podcast last month,
365
00:16:11,907 --> 00:16:15,353
and I would really hate
to have to repeat myself.
366
00:16:15,378 --> 00:16:16,724
She told you.
367
00:16:16,749 --> 00:16:19,218
I can't really discuss another patient,
368
00:16:19,243 --> 00:16:22,373
but if you'd ever like to talk
about your anger issues...
369
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:32,314
Hey! Happy birthday!
370
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,421
Have you seen this?
371
00:16:38,702 --> 00:16:41,119
How do you have this already?
372
00:16:41,144 --> 00:16:43,042
Oh, so you knew about it?
373
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,827
Well, how did you know about it?
374
00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:46,963
I hate-follow Greta Lin on Instagram.
375
00:16:46,988 --> 00:16:48,253
Ugh. She is so perfect.
376
00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:51,467
Liza, look, he doesn't mention you once.
377
00:16:51,492 --> 00:16:52,413
His dumpy roommate
378
00:16:52,438 --> 00:16:53,740
gets more play in that
article than you do.
379
00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:56,141
Yeah, it's basically
a glossy Tinder profile.
380
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,147
Uh-huh. Give me.
381
00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,818
"While strolling Bedford Avenue,
382
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:01,294
"a few girls noticeably
tousle their hair.
383
00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:03,056
"One waves longingly
from across the street,
384
00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:04,683
"but he maintains that for now,
385
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,838
his heart only belongs to Inkburg."
386
00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:09,420
Well...
387
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,818
I mean, he didn't write it.
388
00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:14,391
Liza, are you listening to this?
389
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,202
According to "The New York Times,"
390
00:17:16,227 --> 00:17:17,510
- you don't exist.
- Seriously!
391
00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:19,021
Liza, what an ass...
392
00:17:19,046 --> 00:17:21,503
- Hey.
- Hey.
393
00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:24,665
Josh, we were just reading
an advance of the article.
394
00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:26,616
- It's fantastic.
- Yeah, yeah.
395
00:17:26,641 --> 00:17:27,967
You come off great in it.
396
00:17:27,992 --> 00:17:30,113
Yeah, I guess it just slipped your mind
397
00:17:30,138 --> 00:17:31,204
that you have a girlfriend.
398
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,201
No, no, it's fine that I'm not in it.
399
00:17:33,225 --> 00:17:35,383
No, it's not fine that you're not in it.
400
00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:36,954
You know what?
401
00:17:36,979 --> 00:17:39,312
I'm sorry to be so real here, Josh,
402
00:17:39,337 --> 00:17:40,513
but it's my birthday,
403
00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:43,899
and we're all getting a little
too old to play pretend.
404
00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:46,017
Do you care about her at all?
405
00:17:46,043 --> 00:17:47,692
Does she mean anything to you?
406
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:50,084
I mean, do you have one shred of a soul,
407
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:52,422
or did you think you'd bank
a few more tramp stamps
408
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,829
if you seemed a little more available?
409
00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:55,702
- Kelsey, stop.
- You didn't deserve that.
410
00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:57,869
And you don't deserve her.
411
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,745
Have a nice birthday.
412
00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:02,608
I have missed you, single Kelsey.
413
00:18:06,155 --> 00:18:07,846
Josh.
414
00:18:07,871 --> 00:18:09,688
Josh, wait!
415
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,252
- Josh!
- What the hell was that?
416
00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:15,126
I didn't know it was out tonight.
417
00:18:15,151 --> 00:18:17,350
And that's my fault?
418
00:18:17,753 --> 00:18:21,034
This was supposed to be great for me.
419
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,738
This sucks, Liza.
420
00:18:23,763 --> 00:18:26,708
I'm sorry. They sprung that on me.
421
00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,393
I hadn't even told them about it.
422
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,763
And you don't think that's weird?
423
00:18:30,789 --> 00:18:33,354
We're weird.
424
00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:36,356
You... you like that, remember?
425
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:39,279
This just keeps happening.
426
00:18:39,489 --> 00:18:44,058
I can't be in your life.
You can't be in my life.
427
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,503
Not yet.
428
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:47,144
When?
429
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,538
Huh?
430
00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:53,209
I can't do this anymore.
431
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:55,157
Josh.
432
00:18:55,181 --> 00:18:56,371
I'm done.
433
00:19:10,026 --> 00:19:11,424
- Babe, babe.
- Uh-uh, uh-uh.
434
00:19:11,449 --> 00:19:13,719
No, no, not tonight.
I know I'm not invited.
435
00:19:13,744 --> 00:19:16,083
I'll go as soon as I say this.
436
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:20,548
You were right.
437
00:19:20,573 --> 00:19:23,991
You deserve more.
438
00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:27,520
You deserve everything that you want.
439
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:32,236
And I know that I can give it to you.
440
00:19:37,582 --> 00:19:40,785
You hit all the criteria
that I'm looking for
441
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:44,925
and a couple that I
never even thought of.
442
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,491
You read the chapter.
443
00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:53,264
Will you marry me?
444
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:11,788
Liza, are you crying?
445
00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:15,561
I'm just so happy for you.
31540
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.