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Hello? Sam, is that you?
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Sam, are you working late again?
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You! But I sentenced you,
put you away for years.
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You're supposed to be in Arkham Asylum!
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- Gotham P.D.
- In there. But you won't believe it.
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- He's been carded.
- Quick. Chip him out.
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Joker?
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Go, go, go !
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According to Arkham,
Joker's still locked in his cell...
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...has been all night long.
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Perhaps Joker left some
manner of decoy in his place.
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Could be, Alfred.
But other things don't add up.
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Joker abducted Judge Wigzell...
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...but not before leaving him for
the police and me to see.
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You're not expecting Joker
to actually make sense, are you?
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It was Joker's calling card.
His way of announcing his plan.
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Do you think there's more to come?
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Maybe Joker's out to collect
a deck of those who've crossed him.
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Fitty-one more victims ?
Where would you start ?
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One name is sure to be on his hit list:
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The Batman.
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I'll lay the bait at Joker's
last known house of cards.
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Not too talkative, are you?
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Where's the judge, Joker?
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How'd you manage to
be two places at once?
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And why the mime act?
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You're a pale imitation.
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The real Joker doesn't wear makeup.
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- Don't hurt me !
- Who are you ?
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- Nolan. I'm an orderly.
- Arkham ?
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Joker said he'd do me in
unless I helped him with his plan.
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Gave me the keys to his place
to bring him stuff and...
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Who else is Joker after?
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� Surprise� ?
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I left Joker's understudy in
clown storage for the time being.
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Joker clearly didn't want him talking.
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Why not chip the fellow out
and question him further?
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Because I'm through being Joker's fool.
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I'm gonna get my answers straight from
the horse's mouth, at Arkham Asylum.
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Seventeen leads so far
from our tip line...
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...each and every one of them a crank.
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And Joker's in Arkham.
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So for all we know, this copycat
crime is some kind of prank as well.
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Well, it the next tip tells us our missing
judge is with Prince Albert in a can...
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What's this?
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An invitation?
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Addressed to both of us.
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What the... ?
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Playing cards?
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�For lots of laughs and a missing judge...
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...shuffle down to the
old Gotham Palace Theater...
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...at 10 p.m. tonight.
Love, Joker.�
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Well, I'm always delighted
to speak to the press.
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Particularly the Gotham Gazette.
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Actually, I don't consider myself merely a
top criminal psychiatrist here at Arkham.
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I view my role as the last line of defense...
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...between Gotham and
psychopaths like Penguin, Freeze...
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...and my prize catch, Joker.
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In fact, I've been invited
to a banquet of honor tonight...
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for Gotham's most inspiring citizens
at Gotham Palace Theater.
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And I have just enough time
to grab my coat.
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Did I provide enough details
for my profile?
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Oh, you've been more of a help
than you know, Dr. Bagley.
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Pompous windbag.
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The Batman!
What if I hadn't been decent?
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You're never decent, Joker.
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Why bother adding a stand-in to
your card collection instead of me?
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To drive you batty, of course.
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And look: it's working.
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Answers, Joker.
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Do you really think I'd send a flunky
to eliminate my favorite sparring partner?
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I reserve that pleasure for me alone.
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- Then why... ?
- Because I miss your company, Batman.
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We're two sides of the same card.
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After all, you knew where
I'd send my look-alike to find you.
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And I knew all along that if I left a trail
of bread crumbs, you'd gobble them up!
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Joker, you're not making sense.
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Why convince an orderly
to do your dirty work...
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...when you could just
have him unlock your cell?
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Because you've always
been my ace, Batman.
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My ace in the hole!
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What?
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I don't need you in my card collection.
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I never play with a full deck!
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Nice of Nolan to bring some essentials.
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Makeup? Joker don't need
no stinking makeup.
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Smiles, Batsy.
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Thanks to you, I'm light on schedule.
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Off to the theater!
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Ta-ta!
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All right, Joker. Dinnertime.
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Hey, how about a little mac and...
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00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:08,313
...cheese?
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The Batman!
I gotta call the police.
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The Batman!
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I gotta call the police.
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All available units, respond.
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Dispatch, Bennett and Yin.
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The Batman's been reported locked
in a cell at Arkham Asylum.
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The pranks keep coming.
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Batman behind bars?
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Well, we still have plenty
of time before curtain.
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The Batman, huh?
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Seriously, dude. I do not
know how he got in there.
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Or what he did with Joker.
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Isn't that weird?
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We'll take it hum here.
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What, you think it's funny,
wasting police time?
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I wasn't kidding.
The Batman was in there.
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You're the one who should be in there.
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Come on, Bennett.
Let's get to Gotham Palace Theater.
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I knew what I saw.
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I'm not crazy.
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Where'd you go ?
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Hey!
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If this is a crank, it definitely isn't funny.
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Feels more like a trap.
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Showtime!
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Where... ?
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Detectives, get us out of here.
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All right. Just hold on and we'll...
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Theater with a sticky ?oor.
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Welcome to Joker's Revenge-O-Rama.
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Allow me to introduce my first guest:
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Judge Horace Wigzell!
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He's such a card.
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I'll deal Joker a hand once I get
my foot out of this shoe.
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Easy, partner. Don't do anything rash.
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00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,340
Now, why are you here?
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Because you all done me wrong!
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Wigsy, you sentenced me to
life in the loony bin.
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Detectives, you arrested me.
Shame on you.
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Bagley, how many times do I have to
tell you: I hate macaroni and cheese!
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Oh, how I've wanted to deck all of you.
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So deck you I shall !
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Go fish.
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Joker, you maniac.
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Ah, queen of spades.
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00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,186
Joker, you better not...
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00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,453
Don't make me slap you, Jack.
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00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,927
Get it ? �Slapjack� ?
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Set nozzle to wide.
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00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:37,344
Time for my favorite game.
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00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,678
Fifty-two pickup!
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00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:49,161
The reviews are in, Joker.
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00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:51,627
Your show's a ?op.
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00:16:59,606 --> 00:17:01,665
Can't stay away from me,
can you, Batman?
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00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:04,106
I guess opposites do attract.
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00:17:18,825 --> 00:17:20,622
Let's chip you out of there.
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00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,129
Chip?
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00:17:25,298 --> 00:17:27,163
Good idea.
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00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:28,858
Cash me out.
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00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:47,752
It's the Batman.
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00:17:54,294 --> 00:17:58,594
Yin, let's get everybody out of here
before those two bring down the house.
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00:18:04,404 --> 00:18:06,201
You're going back to Arkham...
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...for a long game of Solitaire.
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00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:13,571
Funny, Batman.
You're quick with the punch line!
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00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,797
Sorry, Batman...
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00:18:35,969 --> 00:18:39,461
...but Joker always laughs last.
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You gambled, Joker.
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You lost.
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00:19:08,935 --> 00:19:10,266
Good evening, sir.
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I trust you resolved matters
with the crazy crime...
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...clown.
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00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:20,935
Oh, I walked a mile in Joker's
shoes tonight and then some.
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If I never see
another playing card again...
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00:19:26,553 --> 00:19:28,885
Oh! Say no more.
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00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:33,485
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