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Hi, I'm Marnie.
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And...
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... I think I'm a sex addict.
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Even as I was saying it, I knew
I was probably in the wrong place.
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Just to get you up to speed,
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that's me telling a
room full of strangers
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how I'm such a horny bastard
I can lose an entire day
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thinking about milking my mum. Yes!
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Fingering a horse...
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... or getting teabagged by my dentist.
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And that's them thinking,
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"You're not a sex addict,
you're a danger to society."
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Cut to...
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Thanks, love.
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Would anyone else like to share?
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Yeah.
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I'm Charlie.
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Porn addict.
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And I've been sober for nearly a year.
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This guy, though. He's the real deal.
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He actually gets off on
the shit he thinks about.
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- They love him!
- I went to this phone shop
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and I remembered that's how it starts.
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I remembered how it feels.
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He's had some wanks in some
very interesting places.
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The things his penis has seen.
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Predominantly the inside of his hand.
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And you want it.
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You need it, so, so you chase it.
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You'll do anything to get it.
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That, right there, that
is why I don't belong here.
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I don't want anything to do
with the shit I think about.
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Ooh, hang on, he's
getting to the climax.
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And then you come and it's
like all your thoughts,
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all your fucking amazing thoughts, being
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sucked into your brain and exploding.
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It feels incredible.
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You feel like you're finally you.
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That's the problem, I don't
know what me feels like.
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Oh, hey.
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I'm not a sex addict, am I?
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Yeah, no, you're not a sex addict.
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Everyone's gone for a cuppa.
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Think I'll give it a miss, thanks.
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What are you doing now?
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Um...
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... it was nice of you to wait, but...
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... I don't really feel like
being around people after that.
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All right, big head, I
wasn't waiting for you.
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- I was waiting for her. Hey, Lynn.
- Hi, Charlie.
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She runs Introduction To Felting,
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the ancient craft of transforming
wool fibres into textile material.
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Oh, so, like, the opposite of porn?
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That's why I'm doing it.
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My therapist said it's avoidance,
but then I made him a felt replica
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of his dog and he loved it.
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You should come.
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Um... I don't know.
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I'm not chatting you up.
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No, I know you weren't.
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I mean, obviously, why would you?
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- Are you coming, Charlie?
- Yes. And, um, so's she.
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Oh.
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At least when I'm a
mumbling, crazy woman
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roaming the streets of London,
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I'll be able to felt my own
clothes out of dead rats.
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- Lovely work, Charlie!
- Thank you.
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Not a natural crafter either?
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Don't know what I am.
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Quite shit at felting?
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Maybe because I'm not
a menopausal woman?
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Fuck off!
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I do activities to keep me busy,
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alternative entertainment helps.
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And the group, obviously.
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It's cool that you've found your people.
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Must be a group for
people with sexy thoughts.
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They're not sexy, they're disgusting.
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What, so it's...
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... pretty intense in your head?
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Yep.
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What's happening now?
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You just want to perv.
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Take more than a saucy anecdote
to get me off, trust me.
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20 minutes thinking about the
colour of Lynn's pubic hair.
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Yeah, well, I mean, who isn't?
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And then, another ten
wondering why I'm thinking that.
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And then, what if I ripped
off her pubes and felted that?
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Come on, you amateur.
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You're not layering your tufts.
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- Looks like a hippy's merkin.
- Eugh!
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Give it to your mum,
they love that shit.
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I moved to London to stop my
parents finding out I'm a perv.
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I'm not sending them a
snazzy pubic wig in the post.
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But, it's art!
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And some art's shit.
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Do you want to go for a drink?
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- I should go...
- Yeah, no, sorry...
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- Bit intense.
- No, no, no, I don't drink.
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Yeah, not good for
the head and all that.
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- Yeah, sorry. Oh, I sound really desperate.
- No, no, you don't. You don't.
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We should, um...
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- We should stay in touch or something.
- Yeah?
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Yeah.
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It's just...
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... other than this guy
I vomited on and this woman
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I really offended, you're the
only person I've met in London.
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Stop it, you flirt!
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What did you do to her?
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Ah, something sexual.
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Well, rule 101 of porn and sex
addict support, make amends.
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Make amends?
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I'm not a porn or a sex addict.
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What the fuck am I?
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I don't belong in a
group, not even felting.
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Well, let's make our own one.
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Just be you and me, so, less
chairs to put away at the end.
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- I'm not chatting you up.
- Stop chatting me up!
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I wouldn't know what to do with you.
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Making amends is an
essential part of recovery.
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Yes!
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Wait, this is the 21st-century.
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People don't make amends
in person, that's creepy.
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Nope. I'll just send an e-mail.
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Do you want me to make you
some breakfast? I don't mind.
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No, I'm going out, I think.
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Oh, was it a mad one last night?
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Are you on a come-down?
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It was really PG, actually.
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- You meet anyone interesting?
- Yeah, I did, this guy.
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If you ever need to
borrow my bed, just say,
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because you won't fit
a man in that cupboard.
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It's really more of a friends thing.
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Oh, right, with benefits.
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Sexual intercourse, running errands!
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No, like, someone I
can talk to about stuff.
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You can talk to me about anything.
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OK.
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So?
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Maybe not just yet, because
I've got this interview thing.
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Oh, same. A load of women called Karen
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are coming in to try and impress me.
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Well, wait a minute, I'll come with you.
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I wish I was like her.
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She is who she is and she doesn't
give a fuck what people think of her.
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I give too many.
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So, big interview, how are you feeling?
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Fine. Excited.
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I see this a lot in HR.
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- What?
- Simmering panic.
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- Yeah, your face, it's shaking.
- No, it's not.
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Well, if you need any tips
for anxiety, I'm your gal.
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I was a very nervous child.
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I used to chew holes in all my clothes,
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Mother thought we had a moth problem.
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I know what you should do.
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Just picture everybody naked.
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Story of my life.
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Well, right now, it's
more of a harrowing tale.
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Hello.
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Doesn't equal...
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Can you just, just one moment...
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- Can you just come over here for a moment?
- OK.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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I know this is really weird
of me, but I can explain.
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- Go on, then.
- OK.
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So, the gay thing first. Yeah...
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... when I said you weren't my type...
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... it's 'cos I like people
who are a bit more masculine.
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Are you saying you tried to get
with me 'cos I look masculine?
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- Or you didn't, 'cos I don't?
- The second one.
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And when I say masculine, I mean...
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... so, they're actually men.
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- Not women.
- You're a fanny tourist.
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- If that's what it's called.
- Yeah, it is.
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I'm really sorry.
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People confuse me.
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And I've got this thing in my head
that I thought would unconfuse me,
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so I had to do it, and... that was you.
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You know, this isn't Love Island,
you just can't do that to people.
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Yeah, I know.
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There must be something wrong with me.
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Right, is that it?
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Because I've an article
to write on bi-curiosity.
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There's something else, also.
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Is that intern offer still a thing?
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- Or...
- You want to work here?
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You said you needed interns.
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- I know what I did was fucked up.
- Yeah.
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I don't normally do things
as fucked up as that.
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Well, recently, I do,
but that wasn't me.
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This is me.
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Hello!
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I know you probably think I'm
just some random Scottish person
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- that you met at the club.
- Yeah.
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But, if you gave me a chance,
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I would try really
hard not to fuck it up,
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like I've fucked up our
previous interactions.
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I'll do anything.
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Nothing sexual, though,
'cos I'm a professional!
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Sorry.
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One day.
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What, seriously?
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Yeah, we could actually
do with the help today.
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And, for the love of
God, if anyone asks,
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- I found you on LinkedIn!
- OK.
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Oh, this is fucked
up, don't fuck this up.
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I won't, I promise.
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- Are you going to come with me?
- Yeah, mm-hm, yeah, yeah.
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Right, we'll set you up here.
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- Cindy's on holidays again.
- Cool.
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Ignore these.
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These are freebies, she's not
like some sort of sexual deviant.
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- Do you know how to use a landline?
- Uhh...
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Hello! Yep.
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Right, well, I have shit to do
so can you just answer the phones
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- and try to be normal?
- Yeah.
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Thanks again for this.
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If you want me to be normal,
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then maybe don't seat me at
a desk covered in genitals.
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That's not normal.
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Hi!
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Just, ah... yeah.
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Morning, colleague.
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I'm Marnie.
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Yeah, we met. You're the one who...
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Oh, no, just, maybe we
could forget about that,
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- because of the Amber thing.
- OK.
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Hello, stranger.
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Nice to meet you.
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- For the first time ever.
- Can you not?
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Yeah, I won't.
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Does anyone want tea?
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That's you, the tea.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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You better ask people what they want
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'cos Yorkshire and one isn't
good enough for some people.
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I'll have one, though.
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- Can you do... ?
- Tea! Yeah, I'm on it.
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Spring/summer content, how this
year's number one styles are...
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... bullshit!
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I'm not wearing waders as shoes
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just 'cos some designer
twat's been fishing.
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So, how's sobriety?
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Er, pros...
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Whose was the green tea?
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Pros, cheap, glowing skin,
clarity of thought which is...
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Who's the green tea?
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It's kind of like grieving.
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- There's a stage one, which is regret...
- That's jasmine.
254
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,261
- What the fuck am I doing?
- Oh, wait, this is the green tea!
255
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,546
Sorry, can you just put
those down so we can...
256
00:15:51,788 --> 00:15:53,904
- Yeah, sorry.
- Thanks.
257
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,640
Can you just sit there?
258
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,261
Sorry, Amber, you were saying?
259
00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:03,107
Oh, sorry.
260
00:16:03,152 --> 00:16:06,903
Stage two, you got smugness,
"My skin is like marble."
261
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:11,344
Stage three, arrogance,
"I could do this for life."
262
00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:13,630
And stage four, you got glee,
263
00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:15,642
"I cannot wait for a
fucking drink tonight!"
264
00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:18,743
But at least with sobriety you can
remember all your sexual conquests.
265
00:16:21,126 --> 00:16:22,385
That's the problem.
266
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:25,984
I'm actually thinking
celibacy for my next piece,
267
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,776
because the mad scatter-gun
approach to having sex
268
00:16:28,803 --> 00:16:32,000
is too much of an effort.
269
00:16:32,236 --> 00:16:34,146
Yeah, everyone, sorry, this is...
270
00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:35,360
It's Marnie.
271
00:16:35,651 --> 00:16:36,964
... Marnie.
272
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,380
So, tell us about yourself.
273
00:16:47,926 --> 00:16:50,552
Hi, I'm Marnie.
274
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,280
And, uh...
275
00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:06,200
What are you, get the
fuck off the table!
276
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,600
Get off the...
277
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,200
... ah!
278
00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:13,519
Uh...
279
00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,430
Uh...
280
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:23,400
I'm a 24-year-old woman...
281
00:17:28,643 --> 00:17:30,615
... currently living in London.
282
00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:43,659
Did anyone see Newsnight last night?
283
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,997
Does everyone think I'm basic?
284
00:18:18,512 --> 00:18:20,398
Should you be talking to me?
285
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:24,934
All I could say was age, sex,
location, that's kind of basic,
286
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,160
like I'm a dead body.
287
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,841
How can you be basic
with Pantone 292C vomit?
288
00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:32,560
Which is still there, by the way.
289
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:35,129
I think I saw a tomato plant
growing out of it this morning.
290
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,880
Eugh! You should call the council.
291
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,210
Or, a fox.
292
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,640
Do I want that?
293
00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:44,959
I can't remember what I decided.
294
00:18:46,253 --> 00:18:48,920
- Came to see how it's getting on?
- Good, yeah.
295
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,756
Very clean.
296
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:59,920
- What are you up to tonight?
- Nothing.
297
00:18:59,217 --> 00:19:01,200
Hanging out with the girl I live with.
298
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:05,658
We have this drinks thing
after, for some investors.
299
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,566
Can you stick around for it?
300
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,360
Yeah.
301
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,521
RSVP!
302
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,185
You can go now, just
come back around seven.
303
00:19:17,328 --> 00:19:18,969
Great.
304
00:19:33,108 --> 00:19:36,721
_
305
00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:49,897
_
306
00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:04,523
Hey, come here!
307
00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:11,760
- Don't you have a job?
- No, sabbatical.
308
00:20:11,885 --> 00:20:14,280
Why are we in a medical library?
309
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,480
Alumni. Get my money's worth.
310
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,454
And my yin class was cancelled.
311
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,310
- If I don't keep busy, I just fap.
- Fap?
312
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:25,000
- Onomatopoeic term for masturbating.
- Shh!
313
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,300
I was doing some research for you,
314
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,670
to help you with what you are.
315
00:20:30,139 --> 00:20:32,912
Thanks, but I don't need
you to mansplain something
316
00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:35,253
that's been going on in my
brain for the last ten years.
317
00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:38,235
No, no, I wouldn't. I know...
318
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,950
you know yourself,
and you've just met me.
319
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:44,546
But I want to help you with your...
320
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,800
... head.
321
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,932
And I won't be mansplaining,
I'll just be reading.
322
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,595
- All right?
- Fine.
323
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,670
But if the NHS can't tell me,
324
00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:55,340
then an unqualified man
with a book isn't going to.
325
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,451
Obsessive-compulsive disorder.
326
00:21:05,521 --> 00:21:06,758
You're welcome.
327
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,400
I don't have OCD.
328
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:11,386
- Wait! Just hear me out.
- Shh!
329
00:21:11,414 --> 00:21:14,506
OCD is a psychiatric
disorder characterised
330
00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:16,371
by obsessive thoughts
and compulsive actions.
331
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,670
I'm really untidy, I don't
wash my hands for long enough
332
00:21:19,702 --> 00:21:21,795
and I always leave the house with
tealights accidentally burning.
333
00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:24,670
And I don't care because they're
little and they just go out!
334
00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,774
Obsessions manifest as
recurring, intrusive thoughts,
335
00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:29,440
which are disturbing
thoughts, images or ideas.
336
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,366
Compulsions are the actions
sufferers carry out to relieve
337
00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:33,788
the anxiety they cause.
338
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,750
Liking wine, moving to London,
339
00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:39,267
and gate-crashing random support
groups are not compulsions,
340
00:21:39,285 --> 00:21:41,544
- they're subtle cries for help.
- Shh!
341
00:21:41,598 --> 00:21:42,682
No talking!
342
00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:44,340
- Sorry, we're going.
- Typical obsessive things include...
343
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,595
- We're going! I'm sorry.
- Contamination, illness, and...
344
00:21:46,603 --> 00:21:48,144
- Come on, Charlie!
- Sufferers also obsess
345
00:21:48,151 --> 00:21:51,628
about violence, murder,
blasphemy and sex.
346
00:21:52,919 --> 00:21:54,000
What?
347
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,593
Sexual obsessions can include
doubts over deviant behaviours,
348
00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:01,380
but also, unfaithfulness or
suitability of one's partner
349
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,552
- or sexual orientation.
- That sounds like me.
350
00:22:03,605 --> 00:22:05,450
What if I sinned?
351
00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:06,873
What if I don't really love my partner?
352
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,961
What if I feel sexual love for a parent?
353
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,480
What if I assaulted someone?
354
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,273
What if I'm infected? What if
I'm sexually attracted to animals?
355
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,707
What if my entire
personal identity is wrong?
356
00:22:15,716 --> 00:22:16,679
Give me this.
357
00:22:20,641 --> 00:22:22,259
Oh, my God.
358
00:22:24,674 --> 00:22:26,780
Oh, my God.
359
00:22:26,831 --> 00:22:28,556
Oh, my God!
360
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,855
Fuck!
361
00:22:30,905 --> 00:22:33,000
Charlie, it's OCD!
362
00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:34,955
I've got OCD!
363
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,201
Told you, kiddo.
364
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,560
- Fuck! Fuck!
- Shh!
365
00:22:40,685 --> 00:22:42,628
Fuck!
366
00:23:05,274 --> 00:23:07,996
Yesterday, that would have been
a bollock flying at my head.
367
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,765
Today, it's just an unwashed Pink Lady.
368
00:23:10,994 --> 00:23:14,112
I am sick in the head, and there
are thousands of other people
369
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,569
just as fucked up as me.
370
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,738
I'm finally part of a community.
371
00:23:47,433 --> 00:23:49,620
Hey! Babe, I said seven.
372
00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:52,869
It's only half past. Sorry, I didn't
know it was a bang on seven thing,
373
00:23:52,883 --> 00:23:54,442
- I didn't...
- I wanted you to help set up.
374
00:23:54,478 --> 00:23:56,934
And you're meant to be pouring
that into folks' glasses,
375
00:23:56,966 --> 00:23:58,436
not down your throat.
376
00:23:58,481 --> 00:24:00,547
Oh, my God, shit, I...
377
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:03,374
I didn't know it was work, I
thought it was social. I'm so sorry.
378
00:24:03,419 --> 00:24:05,990
It's fine, maybe I wasn't clear.
379
00:24:05,121 --> 00:24:06,932
Just keep people topped up, all right?
380
00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:09,875
- Yes, I was actually a waitress...
- Brilliant!
381
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,550
There you go. Enjoy.
382
00:24:55,443 --> 00:24:57,362
- Marnie!
- I'm just going to dump these
383
00:24:57,384 --> 00:24:59,737
- and I'll be back with the wine.
- No, babe, come have a rest.
384
00:25:00,754 --> 00:25:04,339
But, our aim over the next few
quarters is to really expand
385
00:25:04,371 --> 00:25:06,248
our male-targeted content.
386
00:25:06,517 --> 00:25:08,310
I mean, we're doing our bit.
387
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,735
Obviously, token male.
388
00:25:10,945 --> 00:25:12,661
Uh, hello.
389
00:25:13,550 --> 00:25:16,510
And investing in new talent,
is another important one.
390
00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:17,840
Hi!
391
00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:22,439
Marnie is doing some
work experience for us.
392
00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:23,586
Yep.
393
00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:25,831
Experiencing the work!
394
00:25:25,956 --> 00:25:28,184
She's not from here. Are you?
395
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:29,556
I'm from Scotland.
396
00:25:29,565 --> 00:25:31,389
Whereabouts? I wouldn't know it.
397
00:25:31,425 --> 00:25:32,649
Because it's in Scotland.
398
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,400
Just this tiny place no-one's heard of,
399
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,246
people drive straight through
it to get to somewhere better.
400
00:25:39,564 --> 00:25:41,581
Unless they've got to
stop in the lay-by to vom
401
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:43,360
or do dogging or something.
402
00:25:46,434 --> 00:25:47,600
I wouldn't.
403
00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:50,253
Stop, I mean, not do dogging.
404
00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:52,225
I wouldn't do dogging either, though.
405
00:25:52,512 --> 00:25:55,980
Unless it's a toss-up between
that and getting out the car.
406
00:25:56,105 --> 00:25:57,773
Ooh, toss-up!
407
00:25:58,405 --> 00:25:59,905
Because it's dogging?
408
00:26:01,658 --> 00:26:03,558
I'm just going to do these.
409
00:26:04,947 --> 00:26:07,815
She certainly has a unique perspective!
410
00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:12,328
There you are.
411
00:26:13,126 --> 00:26:15,680
Thought you'd change your mind
halfway through again and run off,
412
00:26:15,702 --> 00:26:18,122
and I was like, "Ooh,
can't take the rejection."
413
00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:20,830
Nope, still here. Glasses.
414
00:26:21,762 --> 00:26:22,959
Cleaner will do them.
415
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:24,115
I don't mind.
416
00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:27,898
Well, everyone's bailed,
'cos it's a school night.
417
00:26:27,983 --> 00:26:30,390
And I have to get Steph home,
because she had white wine
418
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:31,693
and she shouldn't.
419
00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:36,780
Thanks for tonight.
420
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,527
Thanks for letting me in.
421
00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:41,310
That was good work today.
422
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,618
Was it, though?
423
00:26:44,388 --> 00:26:46,776
- See you tomorrow.
- See you!
424
00:26:49,596 --> 00:26:51,823
Wait... what?
425
00:26:54,158 --> 00:26:55,530
Yes!
426
00:27:03,229 --> 00:27:04,493
Hi.
427
00:27:15,168 --> 00:27:16,987
There's a button on the side.
428
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,645
- What?
- You've got to press the button.
429
00:27:25,193 --> 00:27:26,470
Ha.
430
00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:34,492
Amber's gone if you're waiting for her.
431
00:27:35,249 --> 00:27:36,553
I wasn't.
432
00:27:36,835 --> 00:27:41,402
Uber, Mamood, 4.9 stars.
433
00:27:48,442 --> 00:27:50,468
I wanted to get you alone, actually.
434
00:27:50,979 --> 00:27:52,328
Not in a creepy way.
435
00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:55,765
To say thanks for the whole vom sit.
436
00:27:56,235 --> 00:28:00,412
I'm glad it was you
and not a sex offender.
437
00:28:01,188 --> 00:28:02,582
Me, too.
438
00:28:04,652 --> 00:28:06,552
I stayed in London because of you.
439
00:28:07,345 --> 00:28:10,114
Not because of you, but
because of what you said.
440
00:28:10,195 --> 00:28:11,955
About people not giving a shit.
441
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,240
So, thanks.
442
00:28:19,747 --> 00:28:21,930
- How are you getting home?
- I'm just going to Tube it.
443
00:28:23,242 --> 00:28:24,411
I'll come with you.
444
00:28:26,762 --> 00:28:28,303
What about your Uber?
445
00:28:30,992 --> 00:28:32,000
It's cancelled.
446
00:28:48,430 --> 00:28:50,570
Not bad for a day's work.
447
00:28:50,555 --> 00:28:53,125
I can still count my
friends on one hand,
448
00:28:53,147 --> 00:28:57,940
but at least I know why I sometimes
picture that hand fisting them.
449
00:28:59,507 --> 00:29:00,945
Life is good.
450
00:29:01,454 --> 00:29:03,641
Or, at least, not as
shit as it has been.
451
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,424
- Sorry!
- It's fine.
452
00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:23,810
The next station is Finsbury Park.
453
00:29:23,848 --> 00:29:26,594
The doors will open
on the right-hand side.
454
00:29:27,588 --> 00:29:31,671
Change for the Piccadilly line
and National Rail Services.
455
00:29:50,531 --> 00:29:51,746
Fuck!
456
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,760
No, no, no.
457
00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:00,858
No, stop!
458
00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:05,367
Oh, God!
459
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,386
Fuck!
460
00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:13,696
It's not me, it's not me.
461
00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:16,100
It's not me, it's my OCD.
462
00:30:16,851 --> 00:30:18,926
It's not me, it's my OCD.
463
00:30:20,303 --> 00:30:22,773
It's not me, it's my OCD.
464
00:30:23,992 --> 00:30:25,473
It's not me.
465
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,581
It's my OCD.
466
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,302
Are you OK?
467
00:30:38,777 --> 00:30:40,280
Yeah, I'm OK.
468
00:31:01,657 --> 00:31:04,801
Wow, I actually am OK.
469
00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:11,932
Oh, hello.
470
00:31:16,605 --> 00:31:21,605
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