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Ever wonder what it would be like
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if your 11-year-old kid earned more
in a week than you do in a year.
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Welcome to my world!
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I'm Tony Carter, and this is
my house in Milton Keynes.
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The one with the yellow shed.
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That's where my son, Harry,
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came up with Honc,
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an app to help him talk to girls.
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It used to be my shed.
Oh, I miss my shed!
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Anyway, I don't really
get social networking.
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If I did, I wouldn't
drive a minibus for OAPs.
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But it seems to have gone massive.
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Harry still can't talk to girls, though!
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Now some big tech company
wants to pay millions for it.
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But will it change us?
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Nah!
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Twenty... forty...
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sixty-five pounds...
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forty-five... seven pence.
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- What about a tip?
- Hmm? Sorry? What?
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- A tip.
- Tipping is a stealth tax.
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Anyhow, it's too much of a ball-ache
to work out the percentages.
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Ten per cent, Dad. Just
move the decimal point.
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You can't move it. It's printed.
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No, you just move it with your mind.
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Don't be so tight.
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I am not tight! I didn't
tip before we had money,
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and I'm not gonna start now!
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Guys, stop throwing bread.
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If you throw that piece of bread,
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I swear to God I will mango chutney you.
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Oh, you bloody fish!
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OK. Too embarrassing. I'm out of here.
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Just the tip on the card. So, ten
per cent. So move the decimal point.
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Six hundred... And you know
what? Just make it ?1,000.
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(GIGGLING )
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Do you wanna take a photo?
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Oh, that backfired!
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[THEME MUSIC]
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I'm so ashamed. We look like animals.
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Guess I have to get used to this
sort of thing now I'm a celebrity!
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Are you a celebrity, though?
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This side of my face is on
page seven of the local paper.
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- It doesn't get much bigger than that!
- (DOORBELL)
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I loved that curry house. Best
naan breads in Milton Keynes.
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- Alright, Oliver?
- Frankly, Liz, no, I'm not.
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I don't like to use bad language
in front of women and children,
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but I am, quite frankly, cheesed off!
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It'll have to be a delivery from now on.
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Trent has given me quite
the tongue-lashing.
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What for?
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This!
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"German cannibal eats wife."
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Oliver, why?
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No, this! Your restaurant
hullaballoo and ?1,000 tip!
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- Ellie left the tip.
- I don't give a fudge!
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Oh, no! They know where we live!
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People love Honc because of
you, Harry. The "normal boy".
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You're the brand, and now it
looks like you are out of control!
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Get it delivered to work.
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Oliver, I'll hold my hands up and say
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that it was entirely Tony's fault.
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No, come on, Tone! It'll lose its heat.
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Ruined!
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I do, at least, have some good news.
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I have arranged a
feature and photo shoot
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for next week's Sunday Times magazine.
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"At home with The Carters."
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It will be our chance to show
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that the Carters are
not the sort of family
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that smashes up a restaurant and
then pays them off with a huge tip!
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We will show the Carters
are a normal family,
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hard-working, humble, simple,
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- common!
- Alright, Oliver, we get the point.
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What a man, what a man, what a man
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What a mighty good man
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Say it again, now
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What a man, what a man, what a man...
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One of the Year 9's
are walking towards us.
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- He's looking at us.
- What do we do?
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- Honc boy!
- Play dead!
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Saw you in the paper this
morning. Leaving a ?1,000 tip!
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I mean, oh, yeah. No
biggie. A ?1,000 tip.
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You're alright.
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This is amazing. Hasn't
he got magnificent hair?
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If you like that sort of thing.
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Come on, we're late for fractions club.
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Is it safe to get up now?
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Are you alright, Els?
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Only I've never seen
you with a pen before!
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I'm practising my autograph.
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It's gonna be tough, being a celebrity.
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The autographs, the parties,
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the charities wanting me
to be their patron. Like
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Angelina Jolie with the African babies!
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Yeah. There's two L's in Ellie and no W.
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I was thinking we would shoot in here
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and see the Carters
hanging out. Oh, hello!
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Well, if this room's gonna be in
the paper, I'm gonna get a new sofa.
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Whoa, there!
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Whoa, there. This sofa's going nowhere.
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Oh, Tony, it's 16 years old!
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Exactly! It's vintage.
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This sofa is moulded perfectly
to the shape of my bum
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and Harry was conceived on it.
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How do you know? You
were at work!
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(CHUCKLES)
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This sofa's got character! And
you can't put a price on that.
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Well, Argos did, and
even then it was reduced!
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Come here, sister
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Papa's in the swing
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He ain't too hip...
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Yeah. Cool.
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He ain't no drag
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Papa's got a brand new bag.
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Where the hell is my sofa?
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It's here.
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You're on it. This has
always been your sofa.
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- Liz!
- Alright!
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I bought a new sofa. But look at it!
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I mean, this is what I call a sofa.
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It's got a mini fridge!
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No! Where's my sofa?
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Tony, it was old and knackered.
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I'm old and knackered! What,
are you gonna trade me in?
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Eh? For a newer model?
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A younger red-leather
me with a mini fridge?
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Tony, you've stopped making sense.
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I loved that sofa like a child.
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Which one clever or pretty?
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Alright.
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More than my kids.
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Yeah. So, where is it?
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- It'll cost you 150 notes.
- What?!
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Is this, by any chance, because
my son is a famous millionaire?
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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I'm sure you're really busy,
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but I was wondering if I could
have a minute of your time?
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Oh, my days! I knew this would happen!
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Well... The charity's
called Panda Awareness.
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Now, did you know that there are only
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1,800 giant pandas left in the wild?
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Hey, that's loads!
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No, they're actually on
the verge of extinction.
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Aw! Poor pandas!
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Yeah.
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But just five pounds a month
could make a massive difference.
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Right.
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OK. So, sorry...
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but what will the pandas
actually spend the five pounds on?
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Why don't we set up a direct debit?
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I do not know what that is.
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But I promise, as
patron saint of pandas,
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that I will do whatever it takes
to stop them from being extincted.
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What in the name of Professor Brian
Cox have you done to your hair?
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What, this? It's nothing.
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- It's not nothing.
- Well, you know, things change.
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Hey, Honc boy.
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- You live in a mansion, right?
- Of course I own a mansion.
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It's in the country. My other house
is just my Milton Keynes party pad.
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Party at yours Saturday, then?
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It stinks of the tip, Tony!
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You did this, Elizabeth.
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You were the one that cruelly
tossed her aside like a...
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a... thing!
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- You can shove that sofa right up...
- Hoi!
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Hoi, hoi, hoi.
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Hoi, come on, now.
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Hoi!
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Hoi! This has to stop.
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- She chucked my sofa!
- I don't give a flip!
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry for swearing.
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Really, look at yourselves!
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Honc needs you
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to be a happy, normal family and
you are at each other's throats!
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- It's his fault! The house stinks!
- Yes.
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But there is a worse smell
in this house, Elizabeth.
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The smell of disharmony.
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He's right. Maybe you
need some time to relax.
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- This weekend?
- What a marvellous idea!
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My parents used to do something similar.
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Whenever I was home
from boarding school,
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they would take themselves
off for a spa weekend.
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But we can't afford a spa holiday!
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- Honc will pay.
- Absolutely.
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But...
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we can't go away, Oliver. Who's
gonna look after the kids? Ellie?
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No, no, no. I will do it.
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You'd like that, wouldn't you, guys?
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Yeah? Hanging around with
your cool Uncle Oliver
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while your mum and dad
have some time off together.
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Oh, go on, Tone!
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I've always wanted a spa weekend.
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I'll do that thing I
only do on your birthday.
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You've twisted my arm. I'll go and pack!
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- And that goes back to the dump, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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Wow! Dad really loves cake!
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Yeah, he does.
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Look at this place, Tone!
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It's like Downton!
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Welcome to Toverley Manor.
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Ooh, champagne!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You
probably have to pay for that.
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It's free! Don't you know how these
places work? It's free, isn't it?
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No. It's for...
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Too late!
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Right, guys.
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Set your phasers to fun!
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Because boring old Mum and Dad are gone
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and your cool Uncle
Oliver is in the house!
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- I'm busy.
- Too busy for fun?
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I've got a ton of research to do.
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I got hold of these two documentaries.
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Kung Fu Panda and Kung Fu Panda 2.
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Sorry, my bears need me.
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(DOORBELL)
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Hey, guys!
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Wow! Natasha, I didn't
know you were coming!
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You? Actually here?
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This is quite small for a mansion.
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I didn't realise we
were expecting guests.
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Ooh, we could play parlour games.
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Hunt the Thimble, Stand Up, Jenkins.
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Tie Up Oliver And Put
Him In A Cupboard...
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No, thanks. Not that one! Not that game!
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Dude, your butler's well gay.
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I'm not actually his butler.
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I know... Sorry.
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'There's a bath in the
middle of the room!'
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It's a bit much, innit?
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And the bed is bigger than our garage!
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Oh!
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Ooh. I don't want to
get ahead of myself,
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but I might never leave this bed.
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Oh, come off it. It
can't be that comf...
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Ohhhh.
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Ooh! Room service!
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How much for peanuts?!
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Oh, don't be so tight!
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I am not tight! Five quid
for peanuts is robbery!
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Yeah, but we are sort
of millionaires, now.
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So every now and then, we should
just enjoy the money and splash out
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on things like peanuts...
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or a pony.
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Oi! Oi! Good evening.
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Good evening. Hello, there.
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Good evening. Nice to see you.
Good evening. Welcome. Welcome.
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00:12:33,972 --> 00:12:35,034
What are you doing here?
254
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,927
I can't believe you didn't
tell us you're having a party?
255
00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:38,709
Your so-called best
friends read it on Honc.
256
00:12:38,819 --> 00:12:39,819
It's on Honc?!
257
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,932
(ROWDY SHOUTING)
258
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,492
Ah. Hello.
259
00:12:45,012 --> 00:12:46,612
Hello.
260
00:12:46,692 --> 00:12:48,812
Oh. More guests, Harry.
261
00:12:48,892 --> 00:12:51,652
At this rate, we're going
to need another thimble!
262
00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:54,972
Will you ask them to
send some more champagne?
263
00:12:55,052 --> 00:12:56,439
And some more champagne, please.
264
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,492
(TIPSY) Ohh Can I have some
more champagne, please?
265
00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:04,652
Right. Hold the champagne. Just
a big bottle of water, yeah?
266
00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:06,092
Thanks.
267
00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:09,932
Do you know what, it's the first time
since we had Ellie I've been relaxed!
268
00:13:10,012 --> 00:13:13,652
I know a way you can
be even more relaxed.
269
00:13:13,732 --> 00:13:16,012
Oh, yeah?
270
00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:17,852
Yeah!
271
00:13:17,932 --> 00:13:19,492
(SHE GIGGLES)
272
00:13:19,572 --> 00:13:21,212
Oh...
273
00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:24,412
Oh, God, that is really good.
274
00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:26,314
Ooh...
275
00:13:26,692 --> 00:13:28,412
Push your thumb in.
276
00:13:29,659 --> 00:13:31,139
Ahhh!
277
00:13:31,532 --> 00:13:33,092
You were right, Liz.
278
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:36,772
We should enjoy the
money every now and again.
279
00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:39,572
The new sofa can stay.
280
00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:43,732
(LOUD PARTY MUSIC)
281
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:49,262
(HEAD BANGING MUSIC)
282
00:13:53,572 --> 00:13:54,509
I don't want to worry you,
283
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:57,007
but the rate of guest arrival
has gone exponential.
284
00:13:57,012 --> 00:13:59,972
Within four hours, all of Milton
Keynes will be in this house.
285
00:14:01,372 --> 00:14:03,332
Can you guys help me get rid of them?
286
00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:04,080
But we're just nerds.
287
00:14:04,123 --> 00:14:07,190
You know who can help?
Your new cool friends.
288
00:14:07,442 --> 00:14:09,402
You're the guy who owns
this house, aren't you?
289
00:14:09,772 --> 00:14:12,132
We're gonna use the big bed upstairs.
290
00:14:12,212 --> 00:14:13,813
Harry, this is mayhem, Harry.
291
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:16,572
These people are animals, Harry.
292
00:14:16,652 --> 00:14:18,892
I only hope Ellie is alright upstairs.
293
00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:34,572
- All done, sir.
- Mmm. Thank you very much. I love you.
294
00:14:34,652 --> 00:14:36,572
Oh, er...
295
00:14:36,652 --> 00:14:39,532
Sorry, I just meant "Thank you".
296
00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:45,370
What's he doing?
297
00:14:45,732 --> 00:14:47,375
I think you're meant to tip him.
298
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,420
You are the tightest man on Earth!
299
00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,652
I'm not tight. It's a stealth tax!
300
00:14:51,732 --> 00:14:54,652
Anyway, I just can't... Why are
you taking the dressing gown?
301
00:14:54,732 --> 00:14:56,042
It's free!
302
00:14:56,144 --> 00:15:00,172
- And the lamp?
- Don't you make this about me, Tone.
303
00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:02,370
(SILENT)
304
00:15:02,511 --> 00:15:05,292
(MUSIC BLARES OUT)
305
00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:11,492
Sorry.
306
00:15:11,572 --> 00:15:14,372
Hey, that's your plate,
though. That's cool, isn't it?
307
00:15:14,452 --> 00:15:16,652
- That's fine.
- Hey, everyone!
308
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,145
It's cool to smash stuff
here. It's all Harry's.
309
00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:31,132
Harry. Harry!
310
00:15:31,212 --> 00:15:33,692
I think you need to ask
your friends to leave.
311
00:15:33,772 --> 00:15:36,672
I can't. There's bigger boys. You do it.
312
00:15:36,726 --> 00:15:38,372
I can't. There's bigger boys.
313
00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:40,212
No. No, I can. I can do this.
314
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:42,052
Come on. Come on.
315
00:15:42,132 --> 00:15:43,492
Come on.
316
00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:47,412
- What are you doing?
- I'm stuck in some sort of loop.
317
00:15:47,492 --> 00:15:50,292
I... I... I... No. Come on.
Get on with it. Get on with it.
318
00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:56,572
Alright, now. Listen up, chaps.
319
00:15:56,652 --> 00:16:00,252
I'm terribly sorry. I don't
want to be, you know, "that guy",
320
00:16:00,332 --> 00:16:03,222
but you are all leaving.
321
00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:04,745
Er, right now, I'm afraid,
322
00:16:04,878 --> 00:16:06,852
or you will have me to answer to.
323
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,372
Stop it! Get off!
324
00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:19,597
It's what people do, you tight-arse.
325
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:23,660
I don't care. I don't ask for tips
on the Bell A Bus. I'd be too ashamed.
326
00:16:24,132 --> 00:16:27,292
- Is that the hotel DVD player?
- They expect you to take souvenirs.
327
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,932
(LOUD MUSIC)
328
00:16:35,852 --> 00:16:37,452
Wa-hey!
329
00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:39,052
Great party.
330
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,772
Out!
331
00:16:41,852 --> 00:16:44,012
OK, Tony. Just stay calm.
332
00:16:44,092 --> 00:16:45,852
It's alright, Liz. I got this.
333
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,012
(MUSIC STOPS)
334
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,396
Hi, everyone.
335
00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:54,287
Hope you had a great night,
but the party's over, now.
336
00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:56,292
You've got ten seconds.
337
00:16:56,372 --> 00:16:59,212
Anyone still in the house after
that, I will attack with a hammer.
338
00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:00,723
So... Ten!
339
00:17:00,809 --> 00:17:02,772
Nine, eight, seven, six...
340
00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:04,412
- I'm serious! ... Five...
- Bye!
341
00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:07,292
Bye. Bye. Bye, then.
342
00:17:07,372 --> 00:17:09,972
- Sorry about your toilet.
- Oh, God!
343
00:17:10,105 --> 00:17:13,037
Right. Ellie, Harry!
344
00:17:16,532 --> 00:17:19,412
Oh, my God! What's
happened to the house?
345
00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:22,692
- Was it wolves?
- I'll tell you what's happened.
346
00:17:22,772 --> 00:17:25,532
You've had the last house party
you are ever gonna throw, Missy.
347
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,972
Me and your father are
very disappointed in you!
348
00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:30,172
What are you on about? I
haven't had a house party!
349
00:17:31,892 --> 00:17:33,452
Have I?
350
00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:35,096
It was me.
351
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,767
Harry, you don't have to lie
to protect your sister, OK?
352
00:17:37,772 --> 00:17:40,452
It takes more than two friends
to create this sort of damage!
353
00:17:40,532 --> 00:17:41,605
No, it was me.
354
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:43,511
One day, son, you'll have
enough friends for a party.
355
00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:45,007
But we know it was your sister.
356
00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:48,372
It was me. I was trying to
be cool, and I wish I hadn't.
357
00:17:48,452 --> 00:17:50,972
I've learned my lesson, now,
and I'll pay for everything.
358
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:54,804
Too right, you will. And you
are grounded for three months!
359
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,859
- Look at the state of this place.
- OK, look,
360
00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:58,732
maybe it's not so...
361
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,419
My sofa!
362
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,298
Oh, my little fridge!
363
00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:06,466
No! Right!
364
00:18:06,532 --> 00:18:08,973
You are grounded for
another three months on
365
00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:10,727
top of those other three months.
366
00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:12,270
That means you're
grounded now for five...
367
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,809
- Six!
- Yeah. Six months you're grounded for!
368
00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:17,052
Where the hell is Oliver?
369
00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:18,611
I want to hit someone!
370
00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:20,921
(MUFFLED) Er, I'm in here!
371
00:18:26,052 --> 00:18:27,532
Evening!
372
00:18:27,612 --> 00:18:31,252
- Are you alright?
- Not really, no. No.
373
00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:34,777
No, truth be told, this has raised some
374
00:18:34,855 --> 00:18:37,055
rather upsetting memories for me.
375
00:18:37,212 --> 00:18:38,628
This is you looking
after the kids, is it?
376
00:18:38,707 --> 00:18:41,370
I couldn't apologise more, really.
377
00:18:41,612 --> 00:18:43,612
It wasn't his fault. It was me.
378
00:18:43,692 --> 00:18:45,402
I can't believe you thought it was me.
379
00:18:45,422 --> 00:18:48,141
- Why do I get blamed for everything?
- You don't.
380
00:18:48,281 --> 00:18:50,732
- You should be more responsible.
- She doesn't get blamed for everything.
381
00:18:50,812 --> 00:18:52,332
(ALL TALK AT ONCE)
382
00:18:52,412 --> 00:18:53,892
ENOUGH!
383
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:56,372
Everybody be quiet!
384
00:18:57,532 --> 00:19:00,252
Now, I know we all have a lot to say,
385
00:19:00,332 --> 00:19:04,452
but there is the rather
more urgent matter that in...
386
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:10,252
..eight hours, a reporter
is coming to do a feature
387
00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:13,132
on what a normal,
everyday family you are!
388
00:19:13,212 --> 00:19:15,452
So perhaps we could focus our efforts
389
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:19,452
on making this place look a
little bit less like a crack den!
390
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:23,787
391
00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:41,692
Oh! Er... Good one.
392
00:19:41,772 --> 00:19:42,892
Um...
393
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:48,572
That was massive!
394
00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:59,252
They didn't even mention
my work with pandas!
395
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:03,572
Good morning, Carters! And
what a beautiful morning it is!
396
00:20:03,652 --> 00:20:07,069
The sun is shining. Mr Magpie
is going about his business.
397
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,842
The rabbits, as rabbits
are wont to do...
398
00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:11,069
- So Trent liked the article, then?
- He loved it!
399
00:20:11,139 --> 00:20:14,052
He said, "T.A.W.G.A.I.L.I."
400
00:20:14,132 --> 00:20:15,452
What?!
401
00:20:15,532 --> 00:20:18,732
"The article was great
and I loved it." Ha!
402
00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:20,972
Trent is only speaking
in acronyms at the moment.
403
00:20:21,052 --> 00:20:22,772
He thinks it will make him live longer.
404
00:20:22,852 --> 00:20:24,030
Because he's an F.I!
405
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,972
Yeah!
406
00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:31,692
So if everything's OK, I probably
don't need to be grounded!
407
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,252
Ha-ha-ha!
408
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,696
Think again.
409
00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:37,044
What are we gonna do about
the sofa situation, Tony?
410
00:20:37,108 --> 00:20:39,788
We can't carry on like this. It
looks like we're at an AA meeting!
411
00:20:42,372 --> 00:20:43,852
150, yeah?
412
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,012
It's 300, now.
413
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,707
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