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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,778 Okay, looking good in your little brine bath, buddy. 2 00:00:22,847 --> 00:00:24,347 And tomorrow, somebody's gonna be 3 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,983 the most delicious Thanksgiving turkey ever. 4 00:00:27,018 --> 00:00:28,017 "Is it me?" 5 00:00:28,086 --> 00:00:29,452 Sure is, pal. 6 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,990 All right, I'll check in on you after we get back from the turkey pardoning, 7 00:00:34,058 --> 00:00:36,025 since our town is doing that now. 8 00:00:36,094 --> 00:00:37,426 "Turkey pardoning?" 9 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,928 I know, right? So dumb. 10 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,297 Treating the turkey like it's a person. 11 00:00:41,366 --> 00:00:43,666 "Yeah, idiots! Wait, but don't you..." 12 00:00:43,735 --> 00:00:45,268 Shh, shh. No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh. 13 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:46,869 Ugh, I still can't believe we're wasting 14 00:00:46,938 --> 00:00:49,472 our half day off school to go see a turkey pardoning. 15 00:00:49,541 --> 00:00:51,040 That I do not pardon. 16 00:00:51,109 --> 00:00:53,376 Yeah, the only Parton I need to see is Dolly. 17 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,344 Come on, it'll be fun. 18 00:00:55,413 --> 00:00:57,513 We're gonna go to city hall. We're gonna see the mayor. 19 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:58,981 The mayor! 20 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:01,017 Why-why do you love the mayor so much? 21 00:01:01,085 --> 00:01:02,552 What are you talking about? He's the mayor. 22 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:05,655 He wears those shirts, and he's always waving. 23 00:01:05,723 --> 00:01:07,657 - Oh, he's got a great wave. - It is a good wave. 24 00:01:07,725 --> 00:01:09,892 - He really gets into it. - It's like his whole body's waving. 25 00:01:09,961 --> 00:01:11,894 He doesn't have any bones. He's like a fish. 26 00:01:11,930 --> 00:01:13,229 - Fish have bones. - They do? 27 00:01:13,298 --> 00:01:14,530 Uh, yeah. 28 00:01:14,599 --> 00:01:16,032 I think the pardoning sounds nice. 29 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:17,533 Giving the turkey a second chance at life 30 00:01:17,602 --> 00:01:18,901 after being locked up. 31 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:20,536 The turkey hasn't been to prison. 32 00:01:20,572 --> 00:01:22,004 - What are you, his lawyer? - Ugh. 33 00:01:22,073 --> 00:01:23,706 The live turkeys are the worst. 34 00:01:23,775 --> 00:01:27,076 Those flesh-mangling beaks and those beady eyes? 35 00:01:27,145 --> 00:01:30,846 Also, how can you trust an animal with a head that's that bald and tiny? 36 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:32,081 I mean, we trust Dad. 37 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:33,683 - That's true. - Mm. 38 00:01:33,751 --> 00:01:35,251 All right, people, let's go. 39 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,086 - We're losing daylight. - Cranberries! 40 00:01:37,155 --> 00:01:38,554 - Language. - No, 41 00:01:38,623 --> 00:01:40,890 I forgot cranberries for the cranberry sauce. 42 00:01:40,925 --> 00:01:43,926 We-we got to go to the store after the thing and get them. 43 00:01:43,995 --> 00:01:47,230 Or... we could just buy canned cranberry sauce this year. 44 00:01:47,298 --> 00:01:49,348 Yeah. I love big cans. 45 00:01:49,934 --> 00:01:51,667 What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know 46 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,069 you ate that sugary canned cranberry slop 47 00:01:53,137 --> 00:01:54,503 at your grandmother's that one year, 48 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,339 'cause she doesn't care about anything. 49 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,841 - Watch it. - But we are not eating that junk in the house. 50 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,110 This is a fresh cranberry sauce house, damn it. 51 00:02:01,179 --> 00:02:02,878 It's who we are! 52 00:02:02,947 --> 00:02:04,947 I like the shape it makes when it comes out of the can. 53 00:02:05,016 --> 00:02:06,949 - So help me, Tina. - Sorry. 54 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,989 Ugh. They're an hour late. 55 00:02:09,024 --> 00:02:10,620 And what's with the lousy turnout? 56 00:02:10,688 --> 00:02:12,521 This is the mayor's first turkey pardoning. 57 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:15,057 - Where's the freaking support? - Maybe everyone came down 58 00:02:15,126 --> 00:02:17,727 with a bad case of "I'd rather be anywhere else"? 59 00:02:18,467 --> 00:02:19,395 Nice. 60 00:02:19,464 --> 00:02:20,730 Stop it. No high-fiving. 61 00:02:20,798 --> 00:02:22,064 Ooh! Here comes someone. 62 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:24,467 Hello, everyone. Uh, sorry for the delay. 63 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:26,744 I'm afraid there's been a change of plans. 64 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,138 The mayor had to... not be here. 65 00:02:29,207 --> 00:02:30,873 He had a mayor emergency. 66 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,276 An e-mayor-gency. Uh... 67 00:02:33,311 --> 00:02:36,112 What? An e-mayor-gency? No! 68 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,714 But, uh, what's almost as good as the mayor? 69 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,316 - Nothing! - Okay. 70 00:02:40,385 --> 00:02:41,917 - Linda, please stop. - You stop. 71 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,252 The deputy mayor. 72 00:02:43,321 --> 00:02:45,588 So, may I present to you 73 00:02:45,657 --> 00:02:47,156 Deputy Mayor Daniel Cunningham. 74 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:49,292 Hello. Thank you. 75 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,993 Hey, why don't we give 76 00:02:51,062 --> 00:02:53,663 a big thanks to the person who organized this whole event? 77 00:02:53,731 --> 00:02:55,097 Oh, right, it was me. 78 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:57,099 Yeah, the mayor delegated it all to me... 79 00:02:57,168 --> 00:03:00,269 no big deal... and he's sorry he couldn't be here today. 80 00:03:00,338 --> 00:03:02,004 Though not as sorry as his toilet. 81 00:03:02,073 --> 00:03:03,906 #StomachProblems. 82 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:07,109 How dare he hashtag my mayor's stomach problems. 83 00:03:07,178 --> 00:03:09,745 Okay. Let's bring up the star of the show, 84 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,681 Drew P. Neck! 85 00:03:13,017 --> 00:03:14,450 - Ugh. - I think he's cute. 86 00:03:14,519 --> 00:03:16,686 Go for it, sister. I don't see a ring. 87 00:03:16,754 --> 00:03:19,121 And after lucky little Drew P. Neck here gets pardoned, 88 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:21,357 he's going to live out his days peacefully 89 00:03:21,426 --> 00:03:24,627 at the Old McDonald Had a Sanctuary Sanctuary, 90 00:03:24,696 --> 00:03:28,030 where the motto is "E-I-E-I Hope." 91 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:30,032 Okay, who wants to go stare at the broken fountain 92 00:03:30,101 --> 00:03:31,667 - that's never worked? - Ooh, me. 93 00:03:31,736 --> 00:03:33,202 We're having a good childhood. 94 00:03:34,129 --> 00:03:34,970 Hey, cool press badge. 95 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:36,872 - Are you in the press? - Uh, yeah. 96 00:03:36,941 --> 00:03:38,708 - I knew it. - So you actually have to report 97 00:03:38,776 --> 00:03:40,843 - on this crap show? - I know, right? 98 00:03:40,878 --> 00:03:43,479 Why can't I be covering a pre-Thanksgiving armed robbery? 99 00:03:43,548 --> 00:03:45,481 Or maybe, like, one little stabbing. 100 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:47,550 If you give me your pen, I could stab you in the bottom. 101 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,418 That's very generous, but, no, thank you. 102 00:03:49,487 --> 00:03:50,820 Well, we're doing it. 103 00:03:50,888 --> 00:03:52,722 We're staring at the broken fountain. 104 00:03:53,529 --> 00:03:54,590 Does not disappoint. 105 00:03:54,659 --> 00:03:56,392 Well, dum-dum Deputy Mayor Cunningham 106 00:03:56,461 --> 00:03:58,994 just had the sanctuary idea yesterday, Mom. 107 00:03:59,063 --> 00:04:00,996 And the one he picked can't take the turkey. 108 00:04:01,065 --> 00:04:03,132 They're at capacity. I told you already. 109 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:06,168 What's going on here? Gene, Tina, let's drop some eaves. 110 00:04:06,237 --> 00:04:08,204 Well, he told me to drive it to a... slaughterhouse. 111 00:04:08,272 --> 00:04:10,206 A slaughterhouse? That doesn't sound good. 112 00:04:10,274 --> 00:04:13,576 Maybe she meant "cider house." That place rules. 113 00:04:13,611 --> 00:04:15,878 I can't just let the turkey go. It's the most famous bird 114 00:04:15,947 --> 00:04:18,047 in the county. It'll be recognized. 115 00:04:18,116 --> 00:04:20,516 No, I'm not just gonna murder it and bury it in the woods. 116 00:04:20,585 --> 00:04:21,817 Oh, my sister could do it? 117 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,252 Well, I'm not Lisa! 118 00:04:23,321 --> 00:04:24,854 Look, I'll get home as soon as I can, 119 00:04:24,922 --> 00:04:26,889 but now I have to drive a turkey to a slaughterhouse 120 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:30,259 because my career in politics is going really great! 121 00:04:30,328 --> 00:04:32,094 So the sanctuary stuff is just a lie? 122 00:04:32,163 --> 00:04:33,696 They're taking Drew P. Neck to a slaughterhouse? 123 00:04:33,765 --> 00:04:35,598 This is, like, a serious scandal. 124 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,933 Eh, I wouldn't really call it a scandal. 125 00:04:38,002 --> 00:04:39,101 It's scand-ish. 126 00:04:39,137 --> 00:04:40,870 A Scand-ish-navian, if you will. 127 00:04:40,938 --> 00:04:42,438 Oh, let's go tell the reporter guy! 128 00:04:42,507 --> 00:04:44,073 Reporters love reporting stuff. 129 00:04:44,142 --> 00:04:45,241 Uh, no. 130 00:04:45,309 --> 00:04:46,709 What? What do you mean, no? 131 00:04:46,778 --> 00:04:48,677 Yeah. I don't take tips from kids anymore. 132 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:51,180 Not since my niece told me about a homework burglar. 133 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,083 Turns out she's just a terrible student and person. 134 00:04:54,152 --> 00:04:56,252 Now, if you'll excuse me, bye. 135 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,853 Aah! We got to help Drew P.! 136 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:58,921 What are we gonna do? 137 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:00,923 Well, we could do nothing? 138 00:05:00,992 --> 00:05:02,758 - Maybe try that? - Nothing sounds good. 139 00:05:02,827 --> 00:05:04,593 No, we got to... save him. 140 00:05:04,662 --> 00:05:06,362 Or we don't. 'Cause he's nasty. 141 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,364 Or we go on a full-on rescue mission. 142 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,266 Hmm. Rescue mission. 143 00:05:10,334 --> 00:05:12,034 I kind of like the sound of that. 144 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,847 Yes. A turkey rescue mission. 145 00:05:13,882 --> 00:05:14,837 I don't like the "turkey" part. 146 00:05:14,906 --> 00:05:16,272 All right, just a rescue mission. 147 00:05:16,307 --> 00:05:18,007 - Okay, fine, I'm in. - For a turkey. 148 00:05:18,075 --> 00:05:20,443 I'm in, too. I promised Ken I'd help him move today, 149 00:05:20,511 --> 00:05:23,646 but screw it. I don't know why I told him I have a Toyota Tacoma. 150 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,681 And so, Drew P. Neck, 151 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:29,084 I hereby pardon you from the Thanksgiving table. 152 00:05:29,153 --> 00:05:31,620 Now, let's get you to that sanctuary, huh? 153 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:33,556 We don't have much time. Let's go tell Mom and Dad. 154 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:36,091 Or as I call them, Panache and The 'Stache. 155 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,860 Okay, I'll take a few questions. 156 00:05:37,895 --> 00:05:39,562 You guys have all your little recorder thingies out? 157 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,163 Uh, you, in the pants. 158 00:05:41,199 --> 00:05:43,766 Will there be a photo op at the sanctuary later today? 159 00:05:43,835 --> 00:05:45,167 That's a stupid question. 160 00:05:45,236 --> 00:05:47,470 Uh, a photo? There? At the sanctuary? 161 00:05:47,538 --> 00:05:50,072 I will have to check about that. 162 00:05:50,672 --> 00:05:52,007 Oh, I'm getting a text. 163 00:05:52,076 --> 00:05:53,642 Ooh, from the government. 164 00:05:53,711 --> 00:05:55,244 I've got to go, I'm sorry. Good-bye. 165 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,745 Bless you all. Bye-bye. 166 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,948 Hmm. Interesting. 167 00:05:59,016 --> 00:06:00,649 That dirty deputy mayor! 168 00:06:00,718 --> 00:06:02,585 You know, if the real mayor weren't out of his mind 169 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:05,154 with diarrhea right now, none of this would have happened. 170 00:06:05,223 --> 00:06:06,956 So, can we save Drew P. Neck? 171 00:06:07,024 --> 00:06:09,391 I don't know. This all sounds crazy. 172 00:06:09,427 --> 00:06:13,095 I have an idea: we get justice by going to the store 173 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,363 and buying cranberries. 174 00:06:14,432 --> 00:06:16,432 Bob, we got to save the turkey. 175 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,867 To protect the mayor's legacy. 176 00:06:17,935 --> 00:06:19,335 We can't let them taint it. 177 00:06:19,403 --> 00:06:22,304 - Yeah, a mayor's taint is sacred. - Gene. 178 00:06:22,373 --> 00:06:25,808 Look, guys, we don't even know where Drew P. Neck is right now, so... 179 00:06:27,278 --> 00:06:29,111 - Great. - Come on, Dad, please? 180 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,513 Do something with your life for once. 181 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,181 Okay, fine. 182 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,716 - All right! - Hooray! - Yeah! 183 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,217 This is a terrible idea. 184 00:06:35,286 --> 00:06:36,452 What? No. 185 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,287 Family turkey rescue? 186 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,322 Well, somebody better call Huey Lewis, 187 00:06:40,391 --> 00:06:42,525 because I may have found myself some news. 188 00:06:46,642 --> 00:06:50,301 - I got eyes on her. I got eyes on her! - She's right in front of us. 189 00:06:50,336 --> 00:06:52,904 - Right. - So, I know no one cares what I think, 190 00:06:52,972 --> 00:06:54,639 but I would just like to say, first of all, 191 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:56,240 I'm not convinced that you heard 192 00:06:56,309 --> 00:06:57,775 what you thought you heard on that phone call. 193 00:06:57,844 --> 00:07:01,479 This lady may be just driving the turkey to that sanctuary right now. 194 00:07:01,548 --> 00:07:03,347 I mean, you guys aren't the best listeners. 195 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:05,283 - You say something, Pop? - And second of all, 196 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:08,653 even if it is all true, what, exactly, is our plan here, anyway? 197 00:07:08,722 --> 00:07:10,688 Run this lady off the road, grab the turkey. 198 00:07:10,757 --> 00:07:12,051 You know, standard stuff. 199 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:14,292 And then we got to set Drew P. Neck free. 200 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,661 Somewhere peaceful, on a hill, with a turkey house 201 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:17,962 and a white picket turkey fence. 202 00:07:18,031 --> 00:07:19,997 And water-efficient landscaping. 203 00:07:20,033 --> 00:07:22,333 And we're getting on the highway. 204 00:07:22,402 --> 00:07:24,435 By the way, you're all hypocrites. 205 00:07:24,504 --> 00:07:26,037 You know we're gonna eat a turkey tomorrow, right? 206 00:07:26,106 --> 00:07:27,472 Eat the hell out of it. 207 00:07:27,507 --> 00:07:30,508 But, Dad, when we pardoned Drew P. Neck, we promised him he'd live. 208 00:07:30,543 --> 00:07:32,310 We have to keep our word. I mean, what? 209 00:07:32,345 --> 00:07:33,878 We're gonna start lying to turkeys now? 210 00:07:33,947 --> 00:07:35,279 You think that's pretty cool, Dad?! 211 00:07:35,348 --> 00:07:36,781 ♪ We're keeping our word ♪ 212 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:39,349 ♪ We're saving the bird this year. ♪ 213 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,301 - Okay, I'm getting off. - What? 214 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,987 - No, no, no, no, no... - Aw, come on! 215 00:07:43,056 --> 00:07:44,956 We're going to the store to get cranberries. 216 00:07:45,024 --> 00:07:47,024 Sometimes I get to do what I want to do. 217 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:50,128 - No, you don't, ever! - Pinch him, kids. 218 00:07:51,598 --> 00:07:52,697 Let me at those nips. 219 00:07:52,766 --> 00:07:54,632 All right, fine. 220 00:07:54,701 --> 00:07:56,434 Ah... 221 00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:00,538 Oh, wonderful. 222 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:02,874 Dad, it's actually pretty dangerous to stop your car here. 223 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:04,375 - I know that, Tina! - Wow. 224 00:08:04,444 --> 00:08:06,244 Did that whole family give you the finger? 225 00:08:06,312 --> 00:08:09,080 - Even the baby. - Aw, little finger. 226 00:08:09,149 --> 00:08:10,748 Well, we lost her. 227 00:08:10,817 --> 00:08:13,885 - Great work, Cranberry Cathy. - Oh, look, that's her car. 228 00:08:13,953 --> 00:08:15,052 Pull in, Dad. 229 00:08:17,590 --> 00:08:18,880 Well, now what? 230 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:21,759 I think our only option is to clock her over the head 231 00:08:21,828 --> 00:08:24,929 with a potted plant or a tiny piano or something, 232 00:08:24,998 --> 00:08:26,330 and then grab the turkey. 233 00:08:26,399 --> 00:08:27,732 Maybe that could work. 234 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:28,766 - Lin. - What? 235 00:08:28,835 --> 00:08:29,901 Look, she's going inside. 236 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:31,602 Just like she always does. 237 00:08:31,638 --> 00:08:33,938 If we had a brick, we could throw it through the car window. 238 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:36,073 - No. - You're being very negative, Bob. 239 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:38,042 No one is breaking into anything. 240 00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:41,846 We still don't even know if any of this so-called conspiracy is even true. 241 00:08:41,915 --> 00:08:43,714 Now, I'm gonna go into that little market 242 00:08:43,783 --> 00:08:46,551 and see if maybe, somehow, they have cranberries. 243 00:08:46,619 --> 00:08:48,719 And then, when that lady gets back to her car, 244 00:08:48,788 --> 00:08:50,188 we will talk to her. 245 00:08:50,256 --> 00:08:53,658 So, repeat after me: "I'm not going to break into that vehicle." 246 00:08:53,726 --> 00:08:56,594 I'm not going to break into that vehicle. 247 00:08:56,663 --> 00:08:58,196 I was hoping I would never have to 248 00:08:58,264 --> 00:09:01,265 force this family to say that, but here we are. 249 00:09:01,334 --> 00:09:03,267 Cranberries? What do you want them for? 250 00:09:03,336 --> 00:09:05,603 To make cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving. 251 00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:07,438 Cranberry sauce comes in a can. 252 00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:09,974 I mean, no, it comes from cranberries. 253 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:11,876 But you can get it in a can, yes, 254 00:09:11,945 --> 00:09:13,911 if you're hollow inside and your heart is dead. 255 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:16,814 - Uh, we got raisins. - Thanks for the help. 256 00:09:16,883 --> 00:09:19,050 Yes, I'll head over there after I take the turkey to the 257 00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:20,318 slaughterhouse. 258 00:09:20,386 --> 00:09:22,086 Yes, I was just going to the bathroom. 259 00:09:22,155 --> 00:09:23,588 I know I pee loud! 260 00:09:23,656 --> 00:09:26,791 Oh, my God, she is taking Drew P. Neck to the slaughterhouse. 261 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,826 Mm, don't know what you're saying now. 262 00:09:28,895 --> 00:09:30,661 Never mind, I got to go. Bye. 263 00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:33,865 Hey, what happened to the whole not breaking into the vehicle thing? 264 00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:35,233 We're not breaking in, Bob. 265 00:09:35,301 --> 00:09:36,934 Yeah, Dad, it's the sunroof rule. 266 00:09:37,003 --> 00:09:39,770 "If it's open for sun, it's open for fun." 267 00:09:39,839 --> 00:09:42,473 Oh, I can smell why she left it open. 268 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:44,307 More like "turd" is the word. 269 00:09:45,011 --> 00:09:46,644 Oh, God, I-I guess we're doing this. 270 00:09:46,713 --> 00:09:48,179 I guess we're saving this turkey. 271 00:09:48,248 --> 00:09:51,182 Attaboy, Bobby, you're finally on the right side of history. 272 00:09:53,353 --> 00:09:54,952 Okay, let's get out of here. 273 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:57,955 Wait, is that the reporter guy? 274 00:09:58,024 --> 00:09:59,724 Ta-da! It's Ralph. 275 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:02,260 I was in disguise as an off-duty baseball player. 276 00:10:02,328 --> 00:10:04,595 - I almost hit you with my car. - You sure did. 277 00:10:04,664 --> 00:10:06,631 Now, look, you kids were right about this scandal, 278 00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:08,366 and now, I've got the deputy mayor's aide 279 00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:09,700 talking about it on tape. 280 00:10:09,769 --> 00:10:11,769 - So, I owe you an apology. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:13,004 - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah, you do. 282 00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:14,305 And you owe me one 283 00:10:14,374 --> 00:10:15,706 for not making me believe you. 284 00:10:15,742 --> 00:10:17,375 So, yeah, that's on you. 285 00:10:17,443 --> 00:10:19,377 Now, can I pop in there and ride along with you guys? 286 00:10:19,412 --> 00:10:21,879 Get some quotes, be embedded right in the S-word. 287 00:10:21,948 --> 00:10:23,214 - Okay. - No, absolutely not. 288 00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:25,349 Yes. Come on, Bob, let him come. 289 00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,724 Think of the headline. "Family Saves Pooping Mayor 290 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,520 "from Actions of Poopy Deputy Mayor, 291 00:10:29,589 --> 00:10:31,622 Who is a Big Pile of Poops." Right, Ralph? 292 00:10:31,691 --> 00:10:33,190 Huh, that's pretty good. Let me write that down. 293 00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:34,392 All right, fine. 294 00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:35,793 Just get in, and let's go. 295 00:10:35,828 --> 00:10:37,261 Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 296 00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:39,163 What the... Ralph, what are you doing here? 297 00:10:39,198 --> 00:10:40,731 Wait, is-is that the... 298 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,700 I'll tell you what I'm doing here, Marsha. 299 00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:44,936 I'm exposing your scandalous lies. 300 00:10:44,971 --> 00:10:47,238 And by the way, I got 'em all on tape. 301 00:10:47,307 --> 00:10:48,572 Now, drive, Bob, drive! 302 00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:49,640 Is the back door shut? 303 00:10:49,709 --> 00:10:51,075 No, but it's fine. Go, Bob, go! 304 00:10:51,144 --> 00:10:52,510 Can you just shut it, please? 305 00:10:52,578 --> 00:10:54,245 I-I don't feel comfortable driving with it open. 306 00:10:54,314 --> 00:10:55,346 Damn it, Bob! Drive! 307 00:10:55,415 --> 00:10:56,914 Also, this is our turkey. 308 00:10:56,983 --> 00:10:58,582 Yeah. James Van Der Beak. 309 00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:00,685 We're just trying to get him back to his creek. 310 00:11:00,753 --> 00:11:04,155 - Okay, everybody just wait. - Drive! 311 00:11:06,426 --> 00:11:08,392 Oh, my God. She's coming after us. 312 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:10,828 She's gonna kill us. She's gonna kill us to cover this all up. 313 00:11:10,897 --> 00:11:12,096 That's what I would do. 314 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,099 You got to lose her, Dad. 315 00:11:15,168 --> 00:11:16,667 I'm trying. 316 00:11:17,937 --> 00:11:19,103 Hold on, everybody! 317 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,205 Oh, crap! 318 00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:28,946 Wow. Nice work back there, old man. 319 00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:30,715 Yeah, Bobby. That was hot. 320 00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,616 You're a regular Steve the Queen. 321 00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,051 It's Steve McQueen. 322 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,524 No, it's not. 323 00:11:36,522 --> 00:11:38,689 You're welcome, you beady-eyed bastard. 324 00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:40,858 But this is just a job to me, you hear? 325 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,893 Don't sass me. 326 00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:45,563 Look. That's where we should set Drew P. Neck free. 327 00:11:45,631 --> 00:11:47,231 Uh, yeah. Let's do it. 328 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,867 This car is never gonna smell the same again. 329 00:11:49,936 --> 00:11:51,569 Eh, you'll get it back to middle-aged fart smell 330 00:11:51,604 --> 00:11:53,304 - soon enough. - Mm-hmm. 331 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:56,591 Oh, God. So tired. So sweaty. 332 00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:58,442 That's what we'll put on your tombstone. 333 00:12:00,646 --> 00:12:03,080 Marsha! Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! 334 00:12:03,149 --> 00:12:04,448 All right, you know what? 335 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:05,783 Why don't we just try talking to her? 336 00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:07,818 Oh, yeah, sure. That's a good plan. 337 00:12:07,887 --> 00:12:09,420 "Hey, I'm Bob. Can we talk? 338 00:12:09,489 --> 00:12:11,255 "Why are you putting those black leather gloves on? 339 00:12:11,324 --> 00:12:13,557 "Oh, you're choking me! You're choking me! 340 00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:15,993 Get off me! I'm dead." 341 00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:17,428 That could totally happen, Bob. 342 00:12:17,497 --> 00:12:18,929 I'm pretty sure Marsha has gloves. 343 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,298 Okay, fine. Let's just go. 344 00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:23,434 Here. This is perfect. 345 00:12:23,503 --> 00:12:25,102 Oh, thank God. 346 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:28,739 - Bye, bye, birdie. - Stop! 347 00:12:28,808 --> 00:12:30,775 - Don't do this! - Too late. 348 00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,977 Today, Drew Patrick Neck is free as a bird. 349 00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:34,311 Please don't strangle us. 350 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:35,213 Huh? 351 00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:38,282 What's that? 352 00:12:38,351 --> 00:12:40,785 Uh, guys, I'm pretty sure that's coyotes. 353 00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:42,653 Oh, my God. 354 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:49,805 Okay, so, that's not gonna 355 00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:52,708 - be great for a turkey. - No, not really. 356 00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:55,177 I guess it's in Mother Nature's cruel hands now. 357 00:12:55,246 --> 00:12:56,679 Eh, Drew's fine. 358 00:12:56,747 --> 00:12:58,480 If Wile E. Coyote taught us anything, 359 00:12:58,549 --> 00:13:01,884 those rascals are blowing themselves up with their own dynamite as we speak. 360 00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:04,153 - We got to go find him. - Do we, though? 361 00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:06,655 Is it still a rescue story if the rescuee is torn to shreds? 362 00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:08,190 I feel like it isn't. 363 00:13:08,485 --> 00:13:10,259 Okay, let's just go find the turkey, 364 00:13:10,294 --> 00:13:11,727 since that's what we do now. 365 00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:12,895 Okay, let's go. 366 00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:14,597 I mean, whatever. I'm breezy. 367 00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:16,231 Wait! Don't! You, um, 368 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,534 you all dropped your wallets. Uh... 369 00:13:18,603 --> 00:13:20,569 I just have to say that you, madam, 370 00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:22,938 are not fit to wipe the mayor's sick bottom. 371 00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:25,574 Not that getting some help with wiping is a bad thing. 372 00:13:25,643 --> 00:13:29,545 And I still have your taped conversation, Marsha. So, boom. 373 00:13:29,614 --> 00:13:31,747 Ralph, you cannot run this story. 374 00:13:31,816 --> 00:13:34,383 Oh, he's running the story, Marsha. 375 00:13:34,452 --> 00:13:36,018 That's right. And there's not a single thing 376 00:13:36,087 --> 00:13:37,553 you can do about it. 377 00:13:37,622 --> 00:13:40,222 What about an exclusive interview with the mayor? 378 00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:42,291 Well, that is something that you could do about it. 379 00:13:42,326 --> 00:13:44,093 - I would like that. - What? Ralph, no. 380 00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:46,462 How exclusive are we talking? Super exclusive? 381 00:13:46,497 --> 00:13:48,397 Super duper exclusive. 382 00:13:48,466 --> 00:13:50,966 - Oh, wow. - Ralph, if you run that story, 383 00:13:51,035 --> 00:13:54,370 we will give you free burgers at our restaurant for a month. 384 00:13:54,438 --> 00:13:56,472 And also a free hot French fry massage, 385 00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:58,240 which is something I've been workshopping, 386 00:13:58,309 --> 00:14:00,442 and it's going pretty well. 387 00:14:01,616 --> 00:14:03,371 - Dad. - Yeah, Tina? 388 00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:05,080 Have you ever fought a hungry pack of coyotes? 389 00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:06,815 - Um... No. - Damn. 390 00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:09,218 What are you even supposed to do when you see a coyote? 391 00:14:09,286 --> 00:14:11,220 Uh, I don't know. I-I think you're supposed 392 00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:13,622 to use your body to scare it, maybe. 393 00:14:13,691 --> 00:14:15,257 You should probably take off your shirt, then, 394 00:14:15,326 --> 00:14:16,592 and really freak him out. 395 00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:17,960 - Louise. - What? 396 00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:19,361 Look. Coyotes. 397 00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:23,298 Dad, go save him. 398 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,668 Yeah. Um... Here I... Here I go. 399 00:14:25,736 --> 00:14:27,569 Okay. Go ahead. 400 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,570 Yep. I'm going. 401 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:30,472 Dad, you're not moving. 402 00:14:30,508 --> 00:14:33,175 Am, uh, am I not? That's weird, I thought my legs were moving. 403 00:14:33,244 --> 00:14:34,977 - Would it helped if I pushed you? - I-I don't... 404 00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:36,278 I don't think so, Tina. 405 00:14:36,347 --> 00:14:37,479 Uh, Tina, stop. Don't push me. 406 00:14:37,548 --> 00:14:39,248 Guys, he's just a dumb turkey. 407 00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:42,317 He's not worth getting maimed or coyote-uglied over. 408 00:14:42,386 --> 00:14:44,499 This is the law of the woods. 409 00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:45,988 I mean, coyotes have to eat... 410 00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:47,990 Oh, my God! What am I saying? Get the hell away 411 00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:50,592 from Drew P. Neck, you sons of bitches! 412 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:51,860 No, Louise! 413 00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:54,842 Whoa. Louise. 414 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,666 I-I guess you got that one. 415 00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:01,203 Uh, I'll get the next turkey that's being attacked by coyotes. 416 00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:02,838 - Sure. - But that was good, though. 417 00:15:02,907 --> 00:15:05,607 It was actually what... exactly what I was gonna do. 418 00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:07,891 Great. You found him. 419 00:15:07,926 --> 00:15:09,495 That's... That's what we wanted. 420 00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:13,682 So, uh, Ralph, uh, super duper exclusive interview with the mayor? 421 00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:15,617 - Be strong, Ralph. - Sorry, Marsha. 422 00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:17,119 - No deal. - Yes! 423 00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:18,721 A "turkey pardon cover-up," 424 00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:22,353 plus "little girl saves turkey from a pack of coyotes"? 425 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,726 That's what we call in the journalism biz 426 00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,828 a "Scoop There It Is." 427 00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:27,196 Plus this lady right here offered me a month 428 00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:29,131 - of free burgers, so... - Excuse me? 429 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,999 - Bob, shush, shush, shush. - Well, great. 430 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,801 This cover-up is going just great. 431 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:34,870 Oh, I'm a terrible cover-upper. 432 00:15:34,939 --> 00:15:36,338 Aw. No. 433 00:15:36,407 --> 00:15:38,974 - No, I am. I am. - I mean, yeah. 434 00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:40,409 So, I have a question. 435 00:15:40,478 --> 00:15:42,495 What are we gonna do with this turkey now? 436 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:44,446 Actually, I have an idea. 437 00:15:47,818 --> 00:15:50,586 It's me. Marsha. From work. 438 00:15:52,588 --> 00:15:53,322 Is this it? 439 00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:55,691 Wait a second. Is that a two-butted goat? 440 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,561 - Sure is. - A butt so nice, he has one twice. 441 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:02,531 I really don't like when people do that. 442 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,999 Deputy Mayor Cunningham? 443 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:05,987 Okay, now we're gonna get murdered. 444 00:16:08,682 --> 00:16:11,241 Oh, my God. Okay, okay. 445 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:14,064 Everybody, uh, just play dead and maybe he'll go away. Like this. 446 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,647 Um, hello? Deputy Mayor Cunningham here. 447 00:16:17,716 --> 00:16:19,716 Just want to say, not gonna murder you, 448 00:16:19,785 --> 00:16:21,389 'cause... not in this suit. 449 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,753 Uh, h-how did you know we were coming here? 450 00:16:23,789 --> 00:16:24,888 Hi. 451 00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:26,656 Marsha! You told him. 452 00:16:26,725 --> 00:16:28,458 But how did you know we were coming here? 453 00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:30,093 'Cause you talked about it right in front of me. 454 00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:31,461 Oh, yeah. We did. 455 00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:32,996 You told us how to get to route five. 456 00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:34,798 - Yeah. - Thanks again. Good directions. 457 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,433 - You're welcome. - Don't try to stop us, 458 00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,301 Deputy Mayor Man. We're giving Drew P. Neck 459 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:40,103 to this farm to live out his days peacefully. 460 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:41,938 Yeah. He's gonna live with Double Butt. 461 00:16:42,007 --> 00:16:43,974 It's gonna be like that show Three's Company, 462 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,609 - but with butts. - Oh, I'm falling. 463 00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:47,244 Sorry, but the farmer's not home. 464 00:16:47,312 --> 00:16:48,478 He must be out night-farming. 465 00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:49,946 - Crap. - Damn it. - Nice. 466 00:16:50,015 --> 00:16:51,448 It's over, Cunningham. 467 00:16:51,516 --> 00:16:53,783 I'm turning in my story, and you are about to be 468 00:16:53,852 --> 00:16:55,919 the deputy mayor of your mom's house. 469 00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:57,921 Ooh. So sorry, Ralph. 470 00:16:57,956 --> 00:16:59,856 You see, you recorded a private conversation 471 00:16:59,925 --> 00:17:01,524 without Marsha's permission. 472 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,094 So unless you want to get sued, you're gonna need that. 473 00:17:04,162 --> 00:17:06,088 Damn it. I do hate getting sued. 474 00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:07,130 Yeah. It's not fun. 475 00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:09,283 So how about I just take that turkey off your hands? 476 00:17:09,318 --> 00:17:11,101 - No. - Pinch posse, attack! 477 00:17:11,169 --> 00:17:12,636 Ow. 478 00:17:12,704 --> 00:17:13,837 - Kids, stop it. - Get him! 479 00:17:13,906 --> 00:17:15,705 - That is my nipple. - Just a few more hours 480 00:17:15,774 --> 00:17:17,140 of this and you'll be dead. 481 00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:19,709 Now. Good evening, everyone. 482 00:17:19,778 --> 00:17:22,178 And may God bless America. 483 00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:23,513 Marsha, skedaddle. Go, go, go. 484 00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:25,348 Wait, Marsha. Stop. 485 00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:28,551 Look, today has been awful for many reasons. 486 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:31,187 We could've had a great afternoon buying cranberries, 487 00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:33,690 but instead we did this. 488 00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:35,992 And the worst part of it is, I really don't want 489 00:17:36,061 --> 00:17:37,994 my kids to think this is how the world works. 490 00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:39,829 That people don't keep their word. 491 00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:41,798 Even if it is to turkeys. 492 00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,833 So please, do the right thing. 493 00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:45,869 Also, your job seems horrible. 494 00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:47,404 I'm just saying, I'm not judging. 495 00:17:47,472 --> 00:17:51,174 Well, too bad Marsha doesn't give a rip. 496 00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:53,410 Mom, I'll be there in a few hours. 497 00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:55,345 And by the way, I'm quitting. 498 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,414 - All right. - Yes. - Yeah, Marsha! 499 00:17:57,482 --> 00:18:00,517 - But, but... - Oh, uh, she wants to talk to you...? 500 00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:02,552 I don't want to... Hello? 501 00:18:02,621 --> 00:18:06,222 Hey, now. Okay, there's no need for that kind of langua... 502 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:07,891 I will not go to hell. 503 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,826 I am going to heaven. Good day. 504 00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:12,228 What's going on? What'd I miss? 505 00:18:12,297 --> 00:18:15,098 I got lost in the damn corn maze again. 506 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,701 Oh! Hey, kids. I remember you. 507 00:18:17,769 --> 00:18:21,104 Hello, Mr. Farmer. We'd like to present you with this turkey. 508 00:18:21,173 --> 00:18:23,740 Oh, to eat? Thanks. Okay, bye. 509 00:18:23,809 --> 00:18:25,775 Oh, no. We were thinking you could, like, 510 00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:28,411 raise it as your pet, or your child. 511 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,246 Yeah, we know he only has one butt, 512 00:18:30,315 --> 00:18:32,082 but maybe you can make an exception? 513 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,451 Oh, uh... Yeah. Sure. 514 00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:36,720 Um, to be clear... you're not gonna eat him, right? 515 00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:39,122 'Cause we went to a lot of trouble and... 516 00:18:39,191 --> 00:18:41,257 Yeah, yeah. Got it. I won't eat him. Sheesh. 517 00:18:41,326 --> 00:18:42,892 So can we go home now? 518 00:18:42,928 --> 00:18:45,128 Ugh. You love going home. 519 00:18:45,197 --> 00:18:47,630 I call way back. I'm gonna start typing out my story on my phone. 520 00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:49,199 Hey, Bob. Can you do me a favor 521 00:18:49,267 --> 00:18:50,633 and just drive a little bit better this time? 522 00:18:50,702 --> 00:18:52,469 What? We were in a high-speed chase. 523 00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:53,937 Yeah, I know. There's just a lot 524 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:55,372 of zigging and zagging all over the place. 525 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,773 If you could just smooth it out for me. 526 00:18:57,498 --> 00:18:58,637 Hey. Ralph. 527 00:18:58,672 --> 00:18:59,943 How do you now they'll print it? 528 00:19:00,012 --> 00:19:02,545 What's that? My story? Well, they have a printer, so... 529 00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:05,782 Yeah, yeah. But how do you know they'll print it? 530 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:07,417 I think he's trying to say, Ralph, 531 00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:09,386 that he has some way of killing your story. 532 00:19:09,454 --> 00:19:11,087 Um, that's what I'm picking up. 533 00:19:11,156 --> 00:19:13,556 No, I think he's just interested in the printing process. 534 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:17,627 No, you... Let me put it this way: I am the deputy mayor. 535 00:19:17,696 --> 00:19:20,797 When I say "kill a story," they say, "how high?" 536 00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:26,236 This story is officially D-E-A... 537 00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:28,071 - Oh, they printed it. - Huh. I guess Cunningham 538 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,273 doesn't have as much pull at the paper as he thought he did. 539 00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:32,609 Yeah, he's not the mayor. He's the deputy. 540 00:19:32,677 --> 00:19:34,477 They even let dogs be deputies. 541 00:19:34,513 --> 00:19:36,946 This is so exciting. I mean, it's on page 11 542 00:19:37,015 --> 00:19:39,282 and Ralph spelled our name "Blecher," but still. 543 00:19:39,351 --> 00:19:41,751 I've never figured out how the heck it's spelled. 544 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,353 We did good. Thanksgiving? 545 00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:46,356 More like You're Welcome-ivigiving. 546 00:19:46,425 --> 00:19:47,824 Dad, this cranberry sauce looks great. 547 00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:49,826 I don't even miss the can shape, much. 548 00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:52,162 I just can't believe that farmer had a cranberry bog. 549 00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:54,130 And he let me in that cranberry bog. 550 00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:56,299 But I mean, I played it pretty cool. 551 00:19:56,368 --> 00:20:00,036 They're so fresh! They're so fresh! 552 00:20:00,105 --> 00:20:01,971 Okay, okay. Chill out. 553 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,809 All right. Time for one of my famous Thanksgiving speeches. 554 00:20:05,877 --> 00:20:08,126 Hold on. I wrote something down this year. 555 00:20:08,161 --> 00:20:09,679 Uh, "You know, when I was growing up..." 556 00:20:09,703 --> 00:20:11,014 - Dad. Uh, Dad? - Huh? 557 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:13,450 - Yeah. - I'd like the floor, if I may. 558 00:20:13,518 --> 00:20:15,718 - Um, uh, just... uh, yeah. - You're done, right? 559 00:20:15,787 --> 00:20:17,153 - Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Okay, great. 560 00:20:17,222 --> 00:20:19,022 I was just gonna put this away. Yeah. 561 00:20:19,091 --> 00:20:21,624 I used to think turkeys were nasty and horrible. 562 00:20:21,693 --> 00:20:23,460 But then I-I met someone 563 00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:25,895 that taught me that maybe they're not so bad. 564 00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:27,931 - Was that someone me? Oh. - No. 565 00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:30,333 It was Drew P. Neck. And so, on behalf of him, 566 00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:33,203 I'd like to pardon this turkey right now. 567 00:20:33,271 --> 00:20:34,971 Aw, that's so sweet. 568 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,073 - I know. - Um, it's already dead. 569 00:20:37,142 --> 00:20:38,575 - Quiet, Bob. - Sorry. 570 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,376 Okay, everybody, let's dig in. 571 00:20:40,445 --> 00:20:42,412 I'm gonna pardon that fool right into my mouth. 572 00:20:42,447 --> 00:20:44,581 It's just not how pardoning works. 573 00:20:44,649 --> 00:20:47,517 Pardon me while I pardon gravy all up in this mamma-jamma. 574 00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:49,419 And get a little onto my knees, 575 00:20:49,488 --> 00:20:51,754 and a little bit all over my neck. 576 00:20:51,823 --> 00:20:53,490 - Stop, Gene. - And I'm gonna pardon 577 00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:55,325 the cork right out of this Pardonnay. 578 00:20:55,393 --> 00:20:57,560 Okay, well, words have meaning, but whatever. 579 00:20:57,629 --> 00:20:59,028 Let's eat. 580 00:20:59,097 --> 00:21:00,663 ♪ We're keeping our word ♪ 581 00:21:00,699 --> 00:21:03,099 ♪ We're saving the bird this year ♪ 582 00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:04,934 ♪ Gonna keep our word, gonna save the bird ♪ 583 00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:06,269 ♪ That's what you heard ♪ 584 00:21:06,338 --> 00:21:07,937 ♪ We're keeping our word ♪ 585 00:21:08,006 --> 00:21:10,507 ♪ We're saving the bird this year ♪ 586 00:21:10,575 --> 00:21:12,408 ♪ Gonna keep our word, gonna save the bird ♪ 587 00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:14,244 ♪ That's what you heard ♪ 588 00:21:14,312 --> 00:21:17,814 ♪ Don't you taint my mayor ♪ 589 00:21:17,983 --> 00:21:21,117 ♪ Don't you taint my mayor ♪ 590 00:21:21,186 --> 00:21:22,552 ♪ Let him fly ♪ 591 00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:24,554 ♪ We're saving the bird this year ♪ 592 00:21:24,623 --> 00:21:25,955 ♪ Gonna keep our word, gonna save the bird ♪ 593 00:21:26,024 --> 00:21:28,057 ♪ That's what you heard ♪ 594 00:21:28,093 --> 00:21:32,185 ♪ We're keeping our word, we're saving the bird this year... ♪ 595 00:21:32,197 --> 00:21:34,297 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 45406

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