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Previously on Black Monday...
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I came across some Georgina documents.
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Yeah, I think that maybe we purchased
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some Georgina shares
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- back in the day.
- Oh, my God!
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- Who the fuck are you?
- We're with the SEC.
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- We'll be in touch.
- We've had some threats,
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uh, with Tiffany,
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e-ever since Calvin Klein's
daughter was kidnapped.
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Mo and I dated a very long time ago.
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Mo! Damn it.
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So this is it? You're
gonna stay here with him?
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I tried everything to make
this work because I love you.
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Do you even want to get married?
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Those aren't cops.
They're fucking actors.
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Brendan books a pilot every year.
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Dawn, I'm really confused right now.
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_
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So no matter how drunk I get tonight,
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wake me up, because remember,
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we're meeting my folks
downtown at nine a.m.
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to look at that apartment
on the Upper West Side.
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And remind me, what's the difference
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between the Upper West
and the Upper East?
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My mom made up a mnemonic device
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for me as a kid.
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"Upper West, West, West
is best, best, best.
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Upper East, East, East is Jewish."
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Is Nair supposed to burn my
eyes from this distance?
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Yeah, baby.
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Tiff, you know, I've
been doing really well
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at work lately, and we could
afford a place on our own
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if we were willing just to move
a little bit more downtown.
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"Downtown is brown, brown, brown."
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Blair, every newlywed's parents
buy them an apartment. Duh.
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The only thing you should work on
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is letting yourself be happy.
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Everything's perfect.
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Is it? Because we still
haven't really talked
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about the engagement party.
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- What about?
- It was crappy.
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Well, you know what they say.
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"Crappy engagement, happy marriage."
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- No one says that.
- Well, I do.
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How about the fact that I...
didn't come home that night?
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I just assumed you were
busy with work junk,
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and if I assumed correctly,
cross your arms.
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Oh, perfect.
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I just think,
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in light of the last couple months,
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maybe we should think about...
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- ... postponing the wedding.
- No.
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There's that P word again.
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We were in The Times
Vows section, Blair,
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not the disavows section.
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We are getting married,
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we are getting a place
on the Upper West Side,
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and I am getting sozzled at my
goddamned bachelorette party
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wearing a goddamned penis crown.
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And if you agree with all that, blink.
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Oh, God.
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Perfect. I love you.
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Just a minute.
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Who is it?
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Oh, my God!
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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All those fair-weather
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Halley's Comet fans from last year
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don't know what they're missing.
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1987 is the year of the comet.
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There's gonna be 11 visible tonight.
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- Eleven!
- Ooh, is that a lot?
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Only the most since 1912.
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The only person I've seen more excited
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about burning rocks is Lawrence Taylor.
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- Who?
- He's a Giant.
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Crackhead.
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We all have our hobbies.
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Mine is astronomy. Yours is lying to me.
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All right, how about tonight,
we snuggle up on the couch
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with a bottle of wine
and watch your comets?
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And then maybe you won't
sleep on the couch anymore.
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I don't know if I'm ready for that.
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Babe, come on. I said some things.
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You said some things.
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But don't you miss these things?
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Let's "comet"
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to ending this fight.
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I love you.
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Oh, me too.
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Especially when you get
all astronomical with it.
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- Ooh.
- Super hot.
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It's a date.
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Okay, I'll pick up a bottle
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on my way back from Tiff's bachelorette.
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What? Are you serious?
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You think I want to go?
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I told you, the Georgina play
only works if they get married,
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and they're not in a great place.
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We are not in a great place!
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I worked too hard on this.
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And it's a lot of money, baby.
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Twenty minutes.
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I'm not even gonna stay for a drink.
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I promise.
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- Go.
- Thank you, thank you.
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Thank you!
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Wakey, wakey.
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Oh, there he is.
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- Surprise!
- What the fuck?
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Wha... in what world is it
okay to kidnap someone?
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Oh, people kidnap each
other all the time
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for these bachelor party joke things.
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You know, it's called "kidding-napping"
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- for a reason, Blair.
- No, it's not.
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And you used chloroform.
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- Well, that's the napping part.
- Who uses chloroform?
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Uh, Colonel John Hannibal Smith,
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Faceman, Howling Man Murdock...
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Now you're just listing the A-Team.
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- You changed my shirt?
- Blair, they used to...
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- What the fuck is this?
- ... chloroform Mr. T
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all the time, okay? He was
always fine afterward.
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Just because something works
on TV doesn't make it okay.
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Will you just try to have fun?
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- Chad, stop the car!
- Nope. Don't stop shit.
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Come on, Blair. We got a whole
night of surprises planned.
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You're just pissed off about
your engagement party,
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- but to be honest, you...
- I'm not pissed
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about the engagement party.
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I am pissed that you
never say "I'm sorry"
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for anything ever.
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Well, I'm sorry...
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that I have a policy about
never apologizing...
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to white people.
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Why? Because Sting won all
those Grammys over "Thriller"?
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Because of slavery, Blair. Slavery.
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Sorry.
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Man, I thought grabbing you
and going all grand gesture
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would make it up to you in
a two birds, one stone,
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three eight balls, four scores
of Scores girls kind of way.
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It doesn't even matter.
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I don't think I can marry Tiff anymore.
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You don't what?
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Thank you. Good night.
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Good ni... hey, why are we stopping?
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- What the fuck?
- Everyone out of the car!
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- Oh, God.
- Now!
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Another prank?
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Mo, I would've thought
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you would've learned your lesson,
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but, no, you got to double down.
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This isn't a fucking prank, kid.
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What are you, Thug One and Thug Two?
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"Oh, the places you'll go.
The things you will do!"
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Hey, open your mouth again, and
I'll shit up your ass, bitch.
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That sounds complicated.
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- Oh, I'll make it work.
- Oh.
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Hey, let's go Last Dragon
on these motherfuckers.
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Really?
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You son of a...
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Sweet. What's the next surprise?
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So first it was your anniversary.
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Then your daughter's birthday.
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- Then your son's quinceañera?
- Then your aunt died.
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- Then your uncle died.
- Then your car died.
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Then your wife dyed her
hair the wrong shade,
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so you had to rush her to the salon?
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How is that even an excuse?
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Well, what can I say? I'm a busy guy.
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I'm a busy, important,
law-abiding, super-cool guy,
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but I'm here now, so let's get
this ménage on the trois.
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- Keith, we don't want you.
- Oh, well.
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You don't know what you're
missing, 'cause I go downtown.
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We want Maurice Monroe
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for all the illegal shit the
Jammer Group's been up to,
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and you are gonna give him to us.
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And why the fuck would I do that?
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The SEC has taken down
exactly... uh, what is it?
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Oh, zero people?
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Okay, by the time you build a case,
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Reagan... hallowed be thy
name... will make it legal.
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Well, we're about to change all that.
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We got an open-and-shut
case of stock manipulation.
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So either you cooperate, or
you're gonna go down with Mo.
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You want to go to prison, Keith?
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All right, what do you got?
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This? F.A.T.?
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That's all you got? Well,
uh, I hope you like
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your nothing burger with nothing on it,
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because this is nothing.
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Then how do you explain
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the highly abnormal
one-day trading pattern
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for Federal Allied Titanium
on October 20th of last year?
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It was a prank. A fucking
goof. This is rich.
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To think that we were afraid
of you two Columb-hos.
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Columbos, but with "ho."
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- We get it.
- Bullshit.
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Call MoStan, okay? Call Ty Daverman.
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And he will set you two
chicks straight, okay?
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- Speaking of straight...
- Deb.
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You're gay.
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No, I'm not.
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You're gay, and we know it.
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So why don't you have
a seat, Colum-homo?
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Thought so.
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Someone?
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- Thank you.
- Dawn? Come on in! Hi!
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Hey, uh, sorry I'm super late.
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Or am I super early? Why is no one here?
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Let's drank. Waiter! Get
my girl some dranks!
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- I'm so glad you came.
- Of course.
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You know I had to come celebrate
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the world's strongest couple.
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Well, second strongest
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behind Sylvester Stallone and
Brigitte Nielsen, right?
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- Those two are yoked.
- You're hilarious.
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And you're gonna love my girlfriends.
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They're always joking around
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and running at least 52 minutes late.
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I mean, this is, like, so them.
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Dickcessory?
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Oh, uh, actually, I'm good.
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You're dangerous. No,
I'm good, actually.
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No... no white dicks for
me after Labor Day.
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- Oh! Boom! Again.
- No, it's...
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Dawn Rickles.
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You should charge a two-drink
minimum for yourself.
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Get my girl two drinks! Sit.
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More piñas coladas, ma'am?
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Call me ma'am again.
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I want you to.
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And for you... miss?
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Um, I'm-I'm actually good.
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I just came to say a quick hello.
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No, don't leave.
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I mean, I just... I want you to hang,
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'cause I really want to
get to know the woman
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that stole my Care Blair away.
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Wait, Tiff, I-I don't know what
you think is going on, but...
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I mean, just 'cause you're his boss
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and you make him work late and stuff.
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What did you think I meant?
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That I am his boss and always
making him stay late, working.
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Can I have a Scotch?
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Oh, this is so scary, Mo.
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The car fire's a little
on the nose, though.
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It's not a fucking prank, okay, Blair?
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We're lost in goddamn Little Beirut.
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And I lost a
quarter-of-a-million-dollar car.
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Oh, come on.
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Okay, it's a quarter of a
quarter-of-a-million-dollar car.
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It was mostly, you know, Fiero
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with a little Town Car thrown in there.
255
00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:32,990
- But still, it stings.
- No, I mean, "Come on,
256
00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:34,460
I don't believe you."
257
00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:37,100
Look, no offense, but I'm just
gonna get a cab and go home.
258
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,460
I got to figure out what
I'm doing with Tiff.
259
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:40,010
You know, this is the second
time you've said this shit.
260
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,650
Figure what out? Spill it.
261
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,080
I just feel like me and
Tiff, it's just not...
262
00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:45,710
it just is not...
263
00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:48,830
Wow. You thought of everything.
264
00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:50,820
The "cops" are here.
265
00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:53,110
No, no, I didn't set this up.
We should go this way, man.
266
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,740
- Let's go this way.
- No. No, no, no.
267
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,110
I'm gonna go talk to the fuzz.
268
00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,490
- No, don't go talk to the...
- Yeah.
269
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,070
... fucking fuzz! Hey!
270
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,520
- Officers!
- Blair!
271
00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:01,930
Officers!
272
00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:04,120
Hi. I was just wondering
273
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,640
if either of you T.J.
Hooker extras had a chance
274
00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:08,690
to try the canapés at
my engagement party
275
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,260
before you fucking trashed the place.
276
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,880
What? Who the fuck are you?
277
00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:12,960
Mo!
278
00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:14,840
Next time you call Central Casting,
279
00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:16,020
you got to be specific.
280
00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:18,150
Don't just say "big." You
should've said "tough."
281
00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:19,550
They sent the fucking Fat Boys.
282
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,200
Please, do not shoot my dumb-ass friend.
283
00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,790
Shut the fuck up!
284
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,650
Come on, you got to try to
sell that punch better.
285
00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:25,900
Who'd you boost this
watch off, huh, bro?
286
00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:27,740
Listen, we're not gonna
say anything, okay?
287
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,110
We didn't see anything! Just let us go!
288
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,210
Okay, look...
289
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,640
- I'm tired.
- Blair.
290
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,110
I want to go home. What
are we supposed to say?
291
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,860
"Time out" or "olly, olly, oxen free"?
292
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,260
Fucking actors.
293
00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:41,120
- Oh!
- Shit, that felt real.
294
00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:44,020
Whoa. It is real, you dumb fuck.
Point it at the dirty cops.
295
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,570
- Okay.
- Get-get on the ground.
296
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,770
I'm just backing away. I'm sorry.
297
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:50,280
Sorry about this. Thank
you for your service!
298
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,340
Get back here! I'll fucking kill you!
299
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,860
- Get the fuck back here!
- Get back here!
300
00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:58,150
Oh, shit.
301
00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:13,280
Give us a case,
302
00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:14,940
or we'll tell everyone
you're more flaming
303
00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:17,080
than Fire Island, which
works on two levels.
304
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,240
- Come on, Deb.
- We'll tell your wife.
305
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,780
We'll tell Mo.
306
00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:23,440
We'll tell your son.
307
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,510
Okay.
308
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,020
Nice. Told you he'd be in.
309
00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:33,930
No, no, I meant "Okay, go for it."
310
00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:37,330
Tell the world that I long for schlong.
311
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,440
Agent Fox isn't fucking joking.
312
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:42,920
I mean, there was a joke in
the way that she said it.
313
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,900
I'm not joking either, okay?
314
00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:46,860
You know, God's a funny fuck, isn't He?
315
00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:48,820
Maybe this is the final
push I've needed, you know?
316
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,290
I've been wanting to
tell my family forever,
317
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,440
and Mo only cares that
I'm gay for money, so...
318
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:55,210
do it.
319
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:57,490
Now, if there aren't
any further questions,
320
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,120
your ho-nors... that's "your
honors" but with "ho"...
321
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,530
- Not your best work.
- No, we, uh...
322
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,100
we got another ace up our sleeves, so...
323
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,190
- Mm-hmm.
- We will be back.
324
00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:08,490
Time to break out the big guns.
325
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,690
I'm telling you,
326
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,870
every girl is caught
between a Jake and a Ted.
327
00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:16,570
- Who?
- From Sixteen Candles.
328
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:17,900
- I haven't seen it.
- What?
329
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,680
- No.
- No! You haven't seen it?
330
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:20,710
- Uh-uh.
- Okay.
331
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,920
So Jake Ryan is this super-hot badass.
332
00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,120
- Mm-hmm.
- And Ted is this dweeb.
333
00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:26,530
- Oof.
- And I'm marrying a total Ted,
334
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:29,570
which is crazy because all I'd
ever been with are Jakes.
335
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,070
- Oh...
- I lost my virginity
336
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,780
- to a real bad boy.
- Who?
337
00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:35,410
- Bill Laimbeer.
- Ah! The Piston?
338
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:36,820
More like the noodle.
339
00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:38,540
We went to theater camp together.
340
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:41,280
I hope he was a better actor back then.
341
00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:45,150
- It's a basketball joke.
- Mm.
342
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,680
'Cause...
343
00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:48,490
Anyway, I hear you, honestly.
344
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,490
You know, I was all Jakes,
345
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,900
and then I married a real fucking Ted.
346
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,070
I told you, I told you.
347
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,650
- Oh, God, Dawn.
- Hmm?
348
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:58,650
Am I making a huge mistake?
349
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:00,570
- No, no!
- Tell me.
350
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,360
No, I promise you.
351
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:04,140
Blair... Blair's great.
352
00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:07,090
Like, really great. Tiff,
you are a lucky girl.
353
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,950
And you and I, we both know, you know,
354
00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:10,590
bad boys are just bad.
355
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,040
Yeah. Except Jake Ryan.
356
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,070
He had a heart of gold.
357
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,490
- Mm.
- When he found out
358
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,530
all Ted wanted was to
lose his virginity,
359
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:19,490
Jake let him have sex with
his passed-out girlfriend.
360
00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,720
- What the fuck?
- I know. Wow.
361
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,990
And that was in movie theaters?
362
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,460
- Yeah.
- And white people were just
363
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,190
like, "Cool"?
364
00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:30,530
Oh, my God.
365
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,760
I guess that is super fucked up.
366
00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:35,530
Yeah, yeah.
367
00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:40,400
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
368
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,360
What's happening? What's happening?
369
00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:44,930
I'm pretty sure Blair tried to
call off the wedding tonight.
370
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:49,240
And it's gonna be super embarrassing,
371
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,940
but I think I'm gonna... just
gonna take him up on it.
372
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:55,270
- No. Why?
- 'Cause we're cursed.
373
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:56,990
We're cursed.
374
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,480
I-I... no, no. Just drink your penis.
375
00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:02,360
It's gonna be okay. I promise.
376
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:04,400
What a fucking night, right?
377
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:05,680
- Oh!
- Oh, you handled that gun
378
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:07,210
- like a champ.
- Shit!
379
00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,100
Sorry, I thought it was fake, Mo.
380
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,540
And I am sorry for kidnapping you,
381
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:11,770
but that was fresh.
382
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,900
Yes!
383
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:16,030
Ooh! What a team, right?
384
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,820
Brains and beauty, witty and pretty,
385
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,660
and, hey, you bring some
shit to the table, too, kid.
386
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:23,420
Oh, my God, we're alive
in a stolen cop car.
387
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:25,070
- Yeah.
- We cheated death.
388
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,900
- We fucking did.
- What do we do now?
389
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:30,070
- Let's drink till we die!
- Yes!
390
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,740
Hey, there's a spot right over here.
391
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:32,990
- All right.
- Okay.
392
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,280
Who breaks up before their wedding
393
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:38,610
and still ends up happy together?
394
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,860
Lots of people. Uh...
395
00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:44,260
yeah, O.J. Simpson and that
blonde girl he just married.
396
00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:45,610
- Yeah.
- Robert Wagner
397
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,240
and Natalie Wood... I mean,
they married each other
398
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,570
twice and were so happy until...
399
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,940
they drifted apart... literally.
400
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,780
And the engagement party
was such a disaster.
401
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:56,640
Not to mention he was out all night
402
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,130
with some prostitute probably.
403
00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:00,850
No, no, probably... not.
404
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,070
I tried to talk to my minister,
405
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,140
but I'm only an Operating Thetan IV,
406
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,080
and he won't discuss it
until I go up the Bridge,
407
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,660
but that's, like, another 100 grand.
408
00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:12,400
Trust me, Tiff. You are not cursed.
409
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,110
Yeah? Really?
410
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:15,940
Then how come no one showed up
411
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:17,400
to my bachelorette party, Dawn?
412
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,960
Maybe they got caught
in the park and killed.
413
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,740
You're sweet.
414
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,490
But I think this is the final sign.
415
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,140
- Check, please.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
416
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,690
Maybe it's a good thing your
fake-ass friends didn't show.
417
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,110
- Why?
- Well, you've outgrown them.
418
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:34,070
Okay? You have new,
sophisticated friends like me.
419
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,820
Right? Now, who needs those skanks?
420
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,440
All we need are drinks.
421
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,270
Haven't you ever fallen
out of love, Dawn?
422
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,190
You know, you keep holding on,
423
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,900
hoping to get that feeling back, but...
424
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:49,820
the tighter you grip it,
the further away it gets.
425
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:51,560
And then one day you wake up,
426
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,900
and you're two totally different people
427
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:57,660
and you wonder how you even got
together in the first place.
428
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,530
Haven't you ever felt that, Dawn?
429
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,490
No.
430
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,370
I've never felt that.
431
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:14,190
- We're like Miami Vice.
- Exactly.
432
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,290
- Tiff? Dawn?
- Blair?
433
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,900
Are you crying?
434
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,450
Are you okay?
435
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:22,460
I don't think so. What
are you doing here?
436
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,570
Jesus Christ, this night
can't get any crazier.
437
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,820
We almost got killed, okay? Twice.
438
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,840
And then we come in here
randomly to get a drink,
439
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:29,850
and then you two are here.
440
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:32,110
If this isn't a sign that these
two kids are soul mates,
441
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,490
I don't know what is, right, Dawn?
442
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,860
- Right, Dawn?
- Uh, yeah. Sure.
443
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,480
Ye... "yeah, sure"? More
like "hell, yeah, sure."
444
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:40,770
Hey, waiter, listen,
445
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,490
a bottle of your finest champagne
446
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,860
will not cut it.
447
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,320
We need four of those motherfuckers
448
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,750
and then tequila shots, 'cause
we're getting crazy tonight.
449
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,790
Oh, man, can you believe
this coincidence?
450
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:52,150
No.
451
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,190
Ok... huh? No? Ah, wha...
452
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:58,530
Ugh, smug Chia Pet motherfucker.
453
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,330
There's got to be something we missed.
454
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,360
The only other thing we found was this.
455
00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:06,580
They've been buying up
Georgina Jeans like crazy.
456
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,190
What? When I went through
their quarterlies,
457
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,820
they weren't holding
any major positions.
458
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,630
They were up to 40%.
459
00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:14,240
They must've gotten spooked
and sold it off or something.
460
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,950
Or they hid it to throw
off the Street...
461
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:20,050
and us.
462
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:21,410
Captain's log.
463
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,390
Captain Keith T. Shanker
reporting for duty.
464
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,570
This planet is full of assholes, a...
465
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,550
- Feet off the table.
- Fucking touch me again,
466
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,610
- and I'll sue.
- So we know you don't care
467
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,780
if we tell your son
about your boyfriend,
468
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:34,580
but how would you feel
if we told your son
469
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,620
and your boyfriend that
they're going to jail
470
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:37,860
for illegal share parking?
471
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:39,810
You know, I think your son's
gonna have a really hard time
472
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:42,340
getting into Brandeis with
that on his permanent record.
473
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,530
Believe me, Brad's
gonna have a hard time
474
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,820
getting into any college.
475
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,120
Well, I bet your boyfriend's gonna have
476
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,210
a real hard time in prison...
actually, he might like it.
477
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:52,280
Can we cool it with the
gay panic stuff, Deb?
478
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:54,170
- My cousin's a fairy.
- Bullshit.
479
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,530
I don't have any idea what
you're talking about.
480
00:18:56,540 --> 00:19:00,550
Liar, liar, jeans on fire.
481
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,400
Nice. See? That was a good, clean one.
482
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,830
Thanks. How do you feel now, Keith?
483
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:09,170
Fuck me.
484
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:17,670
Okay. What do you need me to do?
485
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,990
Be honest, Mo. You didn't
know they were here?
486
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,250
And, Dawn, you didn't tip them off
487
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,790
- that I was getting cold feet?
- Wait a second.
488
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,110
- Why do you have cold feet?
- You're getting cold feet?
489
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,930
- Because you are!
- I'm-I'm just confused.
490
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,380
Don't you love me anymore?
491
00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:30,810
Yes, he loves you anymore.
This is insane, guys.
492
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,490
Cold feet is normal. It's very normal.
493
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,240
- Right, Dawn?
- Cold feet are normal.
494
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,900
- See that?
- But you got to listen
495
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:36,910
- to your heart.
- I know.
496
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:39,190
- What the fuck?
- Mo, shut up!
497
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,460
Listen, find the person
you want to be with
498
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,270
based on who they are,
not who they aren't.
499
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:46,080
Trust me, if you pick a Ted
just because a bunch of Jakes
500
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:49,110
broke your heart,
you're gonna be lonely.
501
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,070
W-wait, wait, wait.
W-who's Ted and Jake?
502
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,190
- Sixteen Candles.
- Sixteen Candles.
503
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,720
That movie's fucked. Long Duk Dong?
504
00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:55,440
Talk about a goddamn
minstrel show right there.
505
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:58,290
All right, the point is, if
you marry the wrong person,
506
00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,110
you will regret it every day.
507
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,580
Well, just 'cause Dawn should've
married her bad boy...
508
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:03,750
- This isn't about you.
- Oh.
509
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,130
This isn't about Spencer.
This is about me.
510
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,660
This me. Tiffa-me.
511
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,280
Well, you used "me" as a metaphor.
512
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:13,020
- No, I didn't.
- Uh, I'm pretty sure
513
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:15,190
- that you did.
- How am I a Ted? I am a Jake.
514
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,630
I've always reminded myself of a Jake.
515
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,870
You're Ted tip to tush. T-E-D, Ted.
516
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,880
You're a little Teddy bear.
517
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:21,760
Tiff and Blair are
perfect for each other.
518
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:23,360
You don't know that,
and I don't know that.
519
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,740
Only they know that.
520
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,690
Guys, it's really fucking simple.
521
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,250
- Are you in love?
- Yes.
522
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,990
Are you in love? Hmm?
523
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,270
- I...
- Hey, slut!
524
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,690
You came!
525
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,570
Sluts.
526
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,800
Sorry we're late. We were
pre-gaming at Bunny's
527
00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:43,730
with a new Bartles & Jaymes flavor.
528
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,570
And long story short, we ralphed.
529
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,650
It was a prototype!
530
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:47,940
And if we're being honest,
531
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:50,150
after your whole
engagement party fiasco,
532
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,240
we just thought you might
call the whole wedding off.
533
00:20:58,910 --> 00:21:01,650
Call off the wedding?
Call off the wedding?
534
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,050
Call off... off the wedding?
Call off the wedding?
535
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,280
Okay, as if, slut!
536
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:08,340
- That's so ghetto.
- Oh, okay.
537
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,780
Blair and I are stronger
than ever, right, Blair?
538
00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,760
- Ooh!
- Thank God!
539
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,640
'Cause for a second
there, I was like, "Ew."
540
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,340
- Ew!
- Now let's go to Danceteria!
541
00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,860
This place is so last weekend.
542
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:20,250
They're letting anyone in.
543
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:21,450
No offense.
544
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,640
- Are you trying to get Jap slapped?
- I will fucking knock
545
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,890
this Barbie bitch's head
off the fucking neck.
546
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,070
- Dawn, thank you so much for the talk.
- Bye.
547
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:29,360
You made me realize that Blair
548
00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,070
and I are perfect for each other.
549
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,420
Bye, Care Blair.
550
00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:34,310
Bye, guys.
551
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,190
- Oh.
- Wait for me, girls!
552
00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,090
Have fun, ladies!
553
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,430
What was that bullshit?
554
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,190
It wasn't bullshit.
555
00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,590
I got to go.
556
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,780
Okay, well, good night.
557
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:56,110
Fuck you, Mo.
558
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,130
Eh, pbbt! Chicks, right?
559
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,230
- You know what we need to do?
- I can't marry Tiff.
560
00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:03,490
What do you... what do you
mean you can't marry Tiff?
561
00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:04,570
Of course you're gonna marry Tiff.
562
00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:06,070
- You're not the boss of me.
- Technically...
563
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,320
At work, yes, but Tiff is not work.
564
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:09,980
I mean, yes, she can be
very trying at times,
565
00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:12,290
but-but why are you so
invested in my relationship?
566
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:14,990
Because I am literally invested.
567
00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:16,070
What?
568
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,230
Okay, I'm gonna confess
something to you.
569
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:21,320
I know.
570
00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:23,150
You fucked with the
toothbrush in my desk.
571
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,010
But that is just a decoy,
572
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:27,170
as is the toothbrush
in the supply closet.
573
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:29,190
- My real toothbrush...
- Is in a Ziploc bag
574
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,440
in the bathroom in the
ceiling tile, second stall.
575
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,290
- Oh, dear God.
- That's not the thing.
576
00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:35,400
Listen, Blair, I...
577
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:41,280
Okay, when I said we were friends,
578
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:44,560
that was real... I meant that.
579
00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:47,830
But the truth is, I've
been playing you, kid...
580
00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:49,570
from the beginning.
581
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:52,770
The coke, the arrest,
it was... it was a con.
582
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,740
I was trying to make sure
that you worked for me
583
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:57,560
so that I could, you know, work
on getting those sweet, sweet
584
00:22:57,570 --> 00:22:59,460
ungettable Georgina family shares,
585
00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:01,190
but that was before we were boys.
586
00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:03,150
Now just listen. Before
you say anything,
587
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,720
I want you to think, 'cause
if there's one thing I know
588
00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,120
about you, it's that you're smart.
589
00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:09,630
Now, you just said that you
cannot marry Tiff, right?
590
00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:12,400
So you're gonna break her heart anyway.
591
00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:15,490
I mean, why not give her the
wedding of her dreams first?
592
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,690
Let's run the Georgina
play... me and you,
593
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,280
together, as a team.
594
00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:21,820
It makes sense.
595
00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:23,520
I mean, it makes more than cents.
596
00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:25,790
It makes dollars. It makes
tens of millions of dollars.
597
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,650
For us. For two guys who were never
598
00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:30,110
handed a fucking thing
their whole goddamn lives.
599
00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:34,490
Let's do it.
600
00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:36,950
What do you say?
601
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,110
Fuck you.
602
00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:46,860
I'm gonna tell Tiff everything.
603
00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:49,460
And, Maurice...
604
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,030
I quit.
605
00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:06,900
Oh, hey. What's up,
man? Good to see you.
606
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:12,090
Oh, well, well, well. Welcome, welcome.
607
00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:14,080
Mm. Sorry I'm late.
608
00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:17,360
- I, uh, I got caught up.
- Hey, hey, no problemo, Kiki!
609
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:19,570
Hey, um...
610
00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,940
I, um...
611
00:24:21,950 --> 00:24:24,190
Can I... can I give you something?
612
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,690
- Uh, yes?
- Okay. I'll... just hold on here.
613
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,730
Okay.
614
00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:30,250
This, um, is very special to me.
615
00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:31,850
- I want you...
- Mm!
616
00:24:31,910 --> 00:24:33,110
... to have it.
617
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,900
- Oh, here, just... okay.
- What is happening?
618
00:24:34,910 --> 00:24:36,550
All right, yeah.
619
00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:40,280
Yeah! Here, take a look. Take a look.
620
00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:42,900
- Oh!
- You like it?
621
00:24:42,910 --> 00:24:44,710
Yeah, I love it.
622
00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:49,940
I want you to know that no
matter what goes down...
623
00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:53,820
... I will always love you.
624
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:55,320
And you say I'm the dramatic one.
625
00:24:55,330 --> 00:24:56,600
- Well...
- This is like a scene
626
00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:58,360
from "Steel Fagnolias."
627
00:24:58,370 --> 00:24:59,770
I would've said "Terms of Enqueerment."
628
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,370
- How dare you?
- Oh, come on.
629
00:25:01,390 --> 00:25:02,440
Oh, here, drink your juice, Shelby.
630
00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:04,060
Oh, okay, yeah. "Help my daughter."
631
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,630
- Okay.
- Oh!
632
00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:06,900
Bingo.
633
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:21,190
Listen, Spence.
634
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,030
- I'm sorry.
- No, baby, I'm sorry.
635
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,440
You know, I've been
sitting here, annoyed
636
00:25:26,450 --> 00:25:28,530
that we missed a night together.
637
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:30,960
But work's a big part of who you are,
638
00:25:30,970 --> 00:25:32,690
and I love who you are.
639
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:36,850
And I'll take however
much of you I can get.
640
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:40,190
Hey, at least you made it
back in time for the comet.
641
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,970
I want a divorce.
642
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,290
What?
643
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,190
Tiff?
644
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,280
- Oh, my God! Aah!
- Tiff!
645
00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:17,030
Help me! Help me! Get your hands off me!
646
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,570
Oh! Ah!
647
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:20,900
Blair, call my dad!
648
00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,440
Tiff!
649
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:32,700
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