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...has escaped today.
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He is armed and considered
extremely dangerous. If seen...
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Oh, swell. Some nut makes trouble,
and for that, they preempt the ballgame.
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Perfect ending to an awful day.
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Boss turns me down for a raise,
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our kid needs braces,
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and Bonnie's making meatloaf for dinner.
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At what point exactly
did I become life's punching bag?
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Huh?
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What's their hurry?
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Sheesh.
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Go on, push me aside, big shot.
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No reason anyone should move over
and make way for Charlie Collins.
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Hey!
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Oh, that's it. No signal, no nothing.
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Just treat me like I don't exist.
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Sorry, comrade. Not this time.
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Hey,buddy.
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Yeah, I'm talking to you, clown.
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You think you own the whole road?
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Why, for two cents, I'd...
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Huh?
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That was The Joker.
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I cussed out The Joker.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Where'd all the cops go?
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Go, go, go.
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Come on, come on.
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There's your two cents.
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Now, what are you going to do to me?
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Listen, I'm sorry, really.
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I had a bad day.
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Boss turned down my raise and...
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Now, look, my rude friend.
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We can't have people cursing
at each other on the freeway.
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It's simply not polite.
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Ahh!
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I'm just going to have to teach you
some manners.
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Please don't.
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I have a family.
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A wife, a little boy. Please.
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I'll do anything to make it up.
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Anything.
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"Anything," says you?
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Uh-huh.
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Okey-dokey.
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Wallet.
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Sure. I don't have much cash.
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Oh, please. Don't insult me.
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"Charles Michael Collins." That's you.
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Lousy picture, though.
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Lousy.
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"Address, height, weight."
Blah, blah, blah.
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Righty-o, Chuckers.
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Here's the deal.
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I'll let you off,
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if you promise to do
a little favor for me.
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Okay. What?
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I don't know!
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I haven't thought of it yet.
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You just toddle on back to your mundane,
meaningless little life,
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and when I need you, I'll call.
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Fair?
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Good. Great!
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I'll be in touch.
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It's a waste
of time, money and manpower.
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If I had the authority to block it,
I would.
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Come on, Commissioner.
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It's free eats,
and you get your picture in the paper.
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It's a good deal.
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"Testimonial in honor
of Police Commissioner, James Gordon.
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"Tuesday night,
the Gotham Peregrinators Club."
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Blasted waste of time.
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Most of the force
would disagree with you.
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If anyone should be
getting a testimonial, it's you.
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I'm just the night shift.
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You deal with this mess 24 hours a day.
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That's what those people want to honor.
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Okay, okay. What the heck.
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It's a fancy club, good food.
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Could be fun.
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You don't know where
I can rent a tux, do you?
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I hate it when he does that.
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I arranged another early parole,
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as soon as I heard
about Gordon's testimonial.
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Phoo!
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It is to laugh, huh, Mr. J?
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I ask you, Harley,
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who's given more hours of amusement
to the Gotham Police Force than me?
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No one, Mr. J.
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I deserve...
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Nay. Demand the right
to honor our dear commissioner as well.
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Hear, hear.
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Huh?
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Oh!
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Gonna call in a specialist, boss?
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No, no.
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Just an old friend,
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who's dying to do me a favor.
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Good one, Kenny.
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Go out for a long bomb.
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I got it.
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Hello?
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Hello, Charlie.
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Wrong number, pal.
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My name is Don.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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This is the right number,
Charles Michael Collins.
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I don't know why
you changed your name to Don Wallace
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and moved your family
to 12 Marigold Lane,
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Springdale, Ohio.
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One might think you were trying
to skip out on our little deal.
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Leave the sideburns.
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How did you find me?
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Oh, I never lost you, Chaz.
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You've become my hobby.
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Now, listen up, Charlie Brown.
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You're booked on the next flight
to Gotham.
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Tell the family you have to visit
a sick friend.
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Oh, and let's keep this
to ourselves, okay?
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Bad things happen to people who gossip.
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Capisce, Carlo?
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Yeah.
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Good. See you.
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Gotham Air flight 32,
now arriving from Springdale.
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This is crazy.
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
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If only I had some way to,
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I don't know, call him.
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The car is this way, Charlie.
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Jumping Jiminy Christmas!
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Charlie Collins!
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It's been forever.
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How are you, man?
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You look great.
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Lost a little weight.
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Lost a little hair, too.
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Oh, Charlie.
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
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So, ready to do me that little favor?
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Please, don't make me hurt anyone.
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Not to worry, Chuckers.
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As soon as you've done my favor...
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...I'll send you right back home.
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I promise.
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Okay, Chaz.
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When Harley knocks on the door
three times, you open it.
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- And?
- That's it.
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Wait. That's the favor?
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You called me here just to open a door?
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Well, look at the size
of that cake, man!
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She can't open the door
and push it in all at once!
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Think!
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He is nuts.
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Not bad.
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Congratulations, Jim.
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I'm sorry I won't be
able to stay for dinner.
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Hmm. The life of a busy socialite.
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Any way I could sneak outwith you?
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A room filled with cops,
and no way to warn them.
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If there were just some way
to call Batman.
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Oh... No way.
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It'd never work.
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Not in a million...
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Well, maybe.
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Not staying for dinner, sir?
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Not with The Joker on the loose.
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Sir, I believe you may be needed inside.
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Huh?
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I'm honored that
Gotham's finest turned out to rub elbows
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with this tired old beat cop.
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You eating that roll, Montoya?
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I'm really, very touched.
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And I'll conclude by saying...
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Don't stop now, Jimmy.
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The party's just starting!
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Baby doll. Entertainment.
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Hey, sugar.
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You want to read me my rights?
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Jerk.
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Oh.
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Here's to Gotham's Commissioner G.
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You lock up the weirdos,
the crooks and the geeks.
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You're a hero to all the boys in blue.
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But this time, baby,
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the joke's on you.
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Yes!
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Another stunning Joker entrance
leaves the crowd speechless.
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Let's hear it for him, folks.
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Gee! Tough audience.
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Commissioner!
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I'm here to present you
with a small token of affection,
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from me and all the guys
doing 25 to life.
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Wear it in good health,
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all remaining 59 seconds of it.
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Toodles.
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Wait. You promised to send me home.
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I never said alive.
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You dirty, evil...
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Sayonara, sucker.
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Batman!
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The commissioner's medal, it's a bomb!
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Guess I'll need a new hobby,
now that old Charlie is... Pfft!
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Macram?'s nice.
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That came from outside!
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Rocko! Henshaw!
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I smell a bat!
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Quick! To the van!
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Uh, Mr. J.
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Okay. We'll tough it out here.
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He called you his hobby?
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Yeah.
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For two years,
he watched me like a bug in a jar.
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Watched and laughed,
and threatened my family.
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I had no choice, Batman, really.
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The gas is wearing off.
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Stay with the cops.
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I know. You're thinking,
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"What a shame.
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"A pure, innocent little thing like her
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"led astray by bad companions."
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Right. Tell me another.
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Oi! Beauty school is starting to look
pretty good about now.
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Ingenious, the way they reconstructed
this temple.
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Completely accurate,
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right down to the poison-tipped darts.
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The drop-away floor
is a nice touch, too. Hah!
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Catch!
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Hold it!
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Oh, come on!
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I said, hold it!
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You miserable little nobody!
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If I get caught,
your wife and son are history!
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You're not getting caught,
not this time.
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I found this blown out of the van.
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This is how it ends, Joker.
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No big schemes,
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no grand fight to the finish
with the Dark Knight.
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Tomorrow, all the papers will say,
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"Is that the great Joker was found
blown to bits in an alley,
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"alongside a miserable little nobody?"
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Kind of funny. Ironic, really.
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See, I can destroy a man's dreams, too.
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And that's really the only dream
you've got, isn't it?
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Look, Charlie. You've had a busy day.
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All this running around,
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all this excitement with...
...Batman!
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Stop. You're crazy.
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I had a good teacher.
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Say good night, Gracie.
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Batman! Batman!
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How long have you been there?
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Long enough.
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Put it down, Charlie.
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You know he'll just escape again.
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This is the only way
my family stays safe.
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All right. You win. Take it easy.
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Here's everything on his blasted family.
Names, addresses, it's all there.
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You're no fun anymore, Charlie.
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Hey, Joker.
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Huh?
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Gotcha.
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Oh. Very funny. A million laughs.
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Go home, Mr. Collins.
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Home. I never thought
that could sound so good.
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Wonder what Bonnie's making for dinner.
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Right now, anything would taste great.
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Even meatloaf.
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