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- Hey
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- Hey!
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- Hello?
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- Are you ok?
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- Ya, I think so.
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- Come on, get up.
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- Let's go, let's go.
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- Listen,
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you were attacked by
a sketch comedy group.
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- I think it's College
Humor, there's a ton of them.
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- But don't worry, they're
all like 30 and out of shape.
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- Oh my back.
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- My knees.
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- Let's go, let's
go.
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- Youtube!
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- I'm LizzyBeth.
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Makeup and lifestyle.
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10 million subs.
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What's your channel?
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- Oh I don't have a,
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I just opened my account three
years ago
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to comment on a video of a goat
talking.
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- So you're not even a youtuber?
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So what are you doing on the
showdown?
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- My sister is sick.
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I was hoping this would raise
money for her treatment,
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didn't think it would be like
this.
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- How about
you?
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- I signed up just like
everybody else.
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It's not like I want to be
murdering my fellow youtubers.
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- The exposure is amazing.
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- So you're doing this for
exposure?
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- Of course I am. Laura Aims
was a runner up last year,
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and she got 30 million
subscribers.
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Logan Paul even tweeted about
her.
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After she died of course.
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- And Youtube just lets this
happen?
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- Are you kidding me?
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This showdown is a third
of Youtube's traffic.
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They built this arena.
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- Yes.
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It's actually a multipurpose
space though cause
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they do hayrides here in the
fall.
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- No, no time out, time out,
time out!
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- Nice save new girl.
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- Looks like we're safe for a
bit.
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I needa post.
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Can you shoot?
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- Oh, no no no.
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I've never used a gun.
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- Hey everyone.
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- LizzieBeth here.
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Today, I put together this
camouflage look
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using Sephora's moisturizing
earth tones palette.
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- This verdant green will
help you hide in the forest,
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but it will also help
you hide dark circles.
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- Is
this really necessary?
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I mean, right now?
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- Posting content is the most
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important part of the showdown.
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If you don't post videos,
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you die.
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I mean you die if you get shot,
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but you'll totally lose your
audience.
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All right,
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probably get back to the
showdown,
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but first,
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for snapchat.
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- Oh, sorry bud.
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- Hey guys,
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this is a collab
between me and
my new friend
Amy.
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She helped me take out College
Humor.
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Say hi.
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- Oh, I don't feel super
comfortable on camera.
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- She's here for her sick
sister.
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So adorbs.
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Now besides us, there's three
other Youtube channels left.
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Chef Sarah, cooking tutorials
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- So today's recipe is
going to be my twist
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on a war-time favourite,
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the go pill.
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Mine's a mix of caffeine,
canine adrenal glands,
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and something I found on the
deep web
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just called stimulant X
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- Oh, and cinnamon.
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- Mix it up,
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down the hatch.
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- Scootz, the
annoying gamer.
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- God, the outdoors
suck.
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We build houses for a reason
people.
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Damn it!
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Stupid forest lag.
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- What up?
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- It's John,
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- And Corey here.
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- Guys we are so blown
away by your guys' support.
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- And JoCo comedy.
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They have over 15 million
subscribers.
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And they also won the first
showndown.
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So I'm not sure why they're
here.
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- And just as a reminder, our
third album
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and fourth book are still on
sale.
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And, our new JoCo Bro Jokes
comedy tour
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is goin' on this fall.
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- That's right, only 85 bucks.
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- And guess what?
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There's plenty of tickets left.
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There's a lot of tickets left.
- There's a lot.
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- Well that's it for tonight,
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I'll post some more videos
tomorrow,
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so make sure you subscribe so
you'll be able to see them.
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I love you.
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Bye.
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- So wait, why do we have
to
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kill each other for subscribers?
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- Look, I know
you're new at this whole
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Youtube game but if you stick
with me everything is gonna--
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- Are you insane?
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That's LizzieBeth.
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- I don't know--
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- The LizzieBeth.
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She's like the ultimate Youtube
mean girl.
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You can't trust her.
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- But I can trust you?
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- Y'all ready
for some Scoot Goofz?
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- Yes, cause I need your help.
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- Hey ground, nice work.
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Now your dick's almost as big as
mine.
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Oh no, a body.
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What do I do?
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Just kidding, you know how
Scootz do.
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- My teabag descends
upon you.
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Nobody sneaks up on Scootz.
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- No no no no no no!
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- I can't stop twerking.
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- Brb guys, don't forget to
subscribe.
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- Peace.
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- Hey guys, so in honour
of us eliminating Scootz
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I whipped up a special victory
cocktail.
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Amy, girl, tell me if that's too
strong.
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- It's pretty good actually.
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- Aw, thank you.
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I was hoping you'd like it,
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because it's poisoned.
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- What?
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- Oh my god
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- Oh, come on.
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You would have done the same.
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- Youtube's a tough game.
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You gotta do what you can to
survive.
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- Ha!
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- Hey guys, huge thank you
to Red State Outfitters
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for my amazing kevlar vest.
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Love you guys.
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- You saved me.
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- Of course, you're my friend.
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And this video of me saving you
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is going to be so popular.
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My armour is so not flattering.
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- Wait, what?
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- Listen, people love the story
of you and your sick sister
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and the fact that you don't
post videos that often
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somehow is appealing.
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it's weird.
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Anyway, when I kill you later
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it'll definitely be off camera.
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- Let's get me some better
lighting.
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So this is my haul video
after taking out Chef Sarah.
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I am so excited to see
what she's got on her.
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Nine-millimetre, so fancy.
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A Bowie knife,
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hollow points, my favourite.
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- LizzieBeth.
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Sup girl?
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- John and Corey,
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this is so crazy.
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Keep filming.
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- You know, we are just
so humbled
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that two boys from the
mid-west could be here,
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trying to kill such a
massive celebrity like you.
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- But you're JoCo,
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you guys are so popular and
famous,
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and you live in Los Angles.
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- Oh, no.
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- No.
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- We're just two normal
guys that like cool pranks
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and goofy onesies.
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I mean, you're the one that
won the teen choice award.
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- That's true, I did.
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Thanks guys.
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But, I couldn't even go to the
ceremony
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because I was sitting at
home editing my own videos.
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- What are you trying to say?
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- Nothing, just
that I like to be honest
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with my audience.
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- Oh, sure,
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and uh, that's why
everyone thinks you're 25?
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- You bastard.
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- Hag.
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- Has been.
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- Oh, you want a knife
fight?
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Bring it.
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Bring it on.
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JK.
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- See that?
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Oh wait, I forgot you're dead.
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- What's up guys?
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It's Corey, still alive.
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Booyah.
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Aw, meh, whatever,
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should have gone solo
a long time ago anyway.
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That guy sucks.
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For the new subscribers out
there
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uh, few things you should know
about me.
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I'm a mega nerd
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I love Harry Potter, which I
know is like
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super unique you know?
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And uh, I'm about to win
this year's Youtube Showdown.
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- Please, no.
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- Guys, I've been reading your
tweets about poor Amy here,
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but the thing is, you
don't know the whole truth.
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Amy's sister isn't even sick.
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- What? Why would you say that?
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- Because I do my research, Amy
Alison.
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Failed actress, failed
model, failed singer,
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and soon to be failed human.
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- I don't know what you're
talking about.
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- Oh, drop the innocent act.
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Show that six weeks of combat
training.
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- Please don't.
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- Come on, we're streaming
to the whole world here.
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You can't hide from this.
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Just admit it, you're a fraud
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trying to get money and fame off
Youtube.
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None of you ever last.
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In fact--
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- What is that? What?
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What is that?
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Don't press that button!
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- No!
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- Hey guys it's Amy.
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I'm not really sure what
happened,
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I blacked out from the poison.
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But I think that Liz and
JoCo took each other out.
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Oh god.
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- That means it's over, I won.
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I won the Showdown
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and I didn't have to kill
anybody.
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Wow, just.
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- Guys your donations in
the past few hours have just
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Wow.
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They've meant so much.
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It's definitely enough to help
my sister.
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I promise you will not be
hearing
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anything about her after this.
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And I promise to update more.
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I owe you guys that.
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So, you can reach me
on Facebook, Twitter,
Snapchat,
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or you can email business
enquiries to
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amybusiness@amyalison.com
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And don't forget to subscribe.
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you'll never take me alive
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- Hi everyone, Amy here.
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Just a quick special
announcement.
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I got a book deal.
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I am sups excited, it's gonna
be full of life lessons.
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Now, yes, I'm only 26, but
I did live like a whole lifetime
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dealing with the horrors of
the Youtube battledome
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so there's that.
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You can expect tips like be
yourself
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and follow your dreams
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and cover yourself in mud before
sleeping
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to blend in with your
surrounding.
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Anyway, I think you're gonna
love it.
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I hope you do, because it's
already being
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adapted into a movie.
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I'm so excited.
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Thanks so much everyone.
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I love you all, XOXO.
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Bye!
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