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Shadow, We're gonna be
releasing you later this afternoon.
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Your wife...
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...she died in the early hours
of this morning.
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An automobile accident.
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I love you, puppy.
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I'm a leprechaun.
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My lucky coin.
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You are pretending you
cannot believe in impossible things.
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Give me
my fucking coin, dead wife.
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Ah!
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I was killed by a god.
Which fucking god?
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Wednesday. Oh!
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Fuck that guy.
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Do you know who he is?
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Who he really is?
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Shadow Moon.
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You're my man, now.
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He's hustling you.
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He's a hustler.
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Hello, Shadow.
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- You're working for Wednesday.
- Yeah.
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Kill him.
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You are on a path...
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from nothing to everything.
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He does not know our world.
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I'm easing him in.
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What's a god?
Can we even know they exist?
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People believe things.
Which means they're real.
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So what came first, gods or the
people who believed in them?
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You've done well with me.
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Now, you owe.
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I'm calling it in.
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Mr. Wednesday.
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Overdue.
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I hear war...
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I am...
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Odin!
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You wanted a war...
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...you have one.
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Is this real?
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Did that just happen?
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It's still happening?
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Your destination
is on the right.
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I know where I'm going!
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Dude.
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You're a mess.
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He could've killed... me.
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Show him.
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Challenge.
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Buroklammer.
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Mister...?
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World.
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I am Mr. World.
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Welcome to Black Briar.
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I'll destroy the old fucker.
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I'm going to take him out.
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I'm going to take them all...
out.
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No.
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We can't move
without preparation,
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off balance and unready.
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We'll marshal our forces,
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and eradicate his paternal stain
from the geriatric tomes
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of every decrepit church,
temple,
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and back-alley apothecary.
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When the time comes...
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...the gutters will run black
with ichorous spume,
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and the ossuaries
shall overflow with his dust.
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This is a time...
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for preparation.
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I can't sell war
without my best salesman.
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You...
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...need to find her.
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Find Media.
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Oh!
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Fuck!
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Isn't this fun?
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I still don't understand
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how such a sweet old man
could have so many enemies.
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Oh, it's perfectly simple,
my dear. Jealousy.
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Pure unmitigated jealousy.
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They all want what I have.
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A good time, wherever I go.
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He's the original good time
that was had by all.
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And I
get to ride along with you.
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I must be the luckiest
girl in the world.
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That you are. But it's my bloody
luck you're feeding on, dead wife.
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Ow! Fuck!
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What is the House on the Rock?
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A place where people
come to look, play, and wonder.
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Like Disney World.
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Dear old Walt.
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Built a Magic Kingdom
without any magic.
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Whereas in some parts
of Florida, there is real magic.
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Oh, remember the mermaids
of Weeki Wachee, Sweeney?
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Aye.
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Been there
and done several of them.
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Who knew they'd be
into that kind of thing, huh?
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They're a very
passionate species.
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Do you believe in mermaids now?
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I don't know
what I believe in yet.
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I guess...
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I dunno, I...
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I guess I believe in him.
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I want to believe in you.
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Sixty years ago,
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Alex Jordan began
to build a house
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on a high spot of rock in a
field he did not even own.
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And even more,
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he could not have told you why.
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And people came
to see him build it.
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The curious and the puzzled,
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and those who were neither;
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they could not honestly
have told you why they came.
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So, he did what any
sensible American male
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he began to charge them money.
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Nothing much.
A nickel. A quarter.
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And he kept building,
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and the people kept coming.
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So, he took those nickels
and quarters
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and made something
even bigger and stranger.
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He filled the land
beneath the house
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with things for people to see,
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and they came.
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Millions of them every year.
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Sorry, Ma'am.
The attraction's closing.
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I'll show you out.
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You are here for the meeting.
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I wasn't formally invited.
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Uh. Hallo.
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- Salim?
- Hi.
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What the fuck
are you doing here?
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Do you boys need a minute?
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I need the eyes of Argus
on my side to see my enemies.
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Make the connection for me.
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Black Briar is
for the use of the president.
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The president
is a cardboard cut-out.
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I am the man behind the men,
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behind the man.
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Operation Paperclip.
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The moon landing.
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Roswell.
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The Compton Crack Wars.
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You work for me.
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You... have always
worked for me.
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So when I say
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I need to see
through the eyes of Argus,
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you make the connection.
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Oh, it is indeed a
beautiful Easter Sunday here in the
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nation's capital, Tracy.
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The East Coast can expect mild
temperatures and sunshine.
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While our friends in Kentucky are still
reeling from a freak weather phenomenon
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which has killed thousands of
acres of spring crops.
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In other weather news, there seems to
be some trouble brewing out in southern
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Wisconsin where a severe
weather...
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What's the hold-up, Shadow?
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You're a god, but you can't
open a fucking gate.
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You just give me a minute?
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You want me to bust it,
Shadow? I can.
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Wha...?
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Mad Sweeney?
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Is that you?
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Or is that Wednesday's bullshit
I smell?
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A keen nose,
Mr. Fancypants.
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But that ain't Irish
sexy you're smelling.
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It's Roadkill Rhonda over here.
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Nancy!
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So, who'd you bring me?
John Henry?
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No, choo-choo train.
No John Henry. You know that.
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Oh, Whiskey Jack?
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No whiskey.
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No Whiskey Jack.
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- Not even the rabbit?
- Ha!
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You are persona non grata in the
rabbit community. I think you know why.
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So, Easter told me to tell you
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she ain't coming
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on account of you mowing
over bunnies with your car
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like some kinda
fucking rabbit racist.
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Shadow Moon!
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Did I or did I not just thrust
your rusty butt
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into bespoke haberdashery
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just a few days ago?
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You're very welcome
to come to the house,
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but you're not
invited to the party.
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Oh, I'm just keeping an eye
on my husband.
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Well, look at him.
He's got a spring in his step
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he didn't have
when he left prison.
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Which is strange
since his wife was murdered.
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Highways can be
very dangerous places.
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If it's any comfort, I know
what it's like to be dead.
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I once sacrificed myself
for knowledge.
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I-I hung on the great tree,
Yggdrasil,
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for nine days and nine nights.
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And look at you now, all alive.
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And I learned a great deal.
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You don't have
to be roadkill forever.
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I'm sure we can come
to an arrangement.
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Fuck you and your glass eye.
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- Find your coin?
- No such luck.
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But I did pick up some trash
along the way.
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Figured you might want
your treasure back.
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It seems like you found
your lucky charm.
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You sound like a man who'd fight to
get back into those maggoty panties.
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You sure that's what you want?
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I gave you the freedom
to do anything you wanted.
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To go anywhere you wanted.
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Why are you here?
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This is my anywhere.
I'm following my heart.
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But you're not using
your head, Salim.
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I am a Jinn.
You are a mortal man.
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And yet you need me.
You desire me.
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What I desire is to do my job.
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This is not a safe place.
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Not tonight.
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Please, Salim.
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Go.
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I do not grant wishes.
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Hey, Salim-not-Salim.
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It is... showtime.
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Do I know you? Hubal?
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Manat?
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No, uh, my name is Salim.
I am with him.
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Oh...
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So, tell me, do we have
a full house?
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I showed them to the carousel,
as you requested.
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- How many?
- A dozen, perhaps. No more.
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It'll be enough
to light the fire.
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There is one...
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who was not invited.
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Shadow.
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- Can't ride without a coin.
- Oh, feck off. Give us a coin now.
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She's not on my list,
nor are you.
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Come on, shit-for-brains!
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You know me!
I'm working for your man!
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He was most specific...
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about you.
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Anansi.
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You invited the Old Gods
to your party?
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I was old in the desert
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before they sacrificed
the first horse to you.
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I will be heard.
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Unless you are afraid.
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The wit and wisdom of Queen
Bilquis defeated King Solomon.
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At the start of any new quest
for adventure,
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it behooves us to consult
the Norns,
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our foretellers of destiny.
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After you, Your Majesty.
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Oh, that's a good one.
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What's it say?
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A man's fortune
is his own business, Shadow.
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Nobody's sharing?
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"Every ending
is a new beginning."
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Your lucky number is none.
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Your lucky color is dead.
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"Like father, like son."
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Oh, like all fortunes,
opaque on arrival,
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inevitable in retrospect.
Shall we?
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It's a motherfuckin' fortune
from a fuckin' wax dummy.
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Dummy!
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Apparently,
the houses in this area
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were built by some skinny white
motherfucker named Frank Lloyd Wright.
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Some say his evil twin brother
built this one:
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Frank Lloyd Wrong.
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Another skinny
white motherfucker.
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You carry on, Nancy.
265
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:36,240
I'll catch up with you all
at the Raven.
266
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,503
Indeed.
267
00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,264
Zorya Vechernyaya,
268
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,746
evening star,
lady of the sunset.
269
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:07,315
Do you know
how beautiful you look?
270
00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:09,709
I am old.
271
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:12,886
Your tongue is a wicked thing.
272
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,757
We're both old.
273
00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:17,412
But nobody's ever complained
about my tongue.
274
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,329
You make me young again.
275
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,026
Forget your foolish war!
276
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,376
There will be better times
in the days to come.
277
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,030
I promise you that.
278
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:37,084
How was your bank robbery, huh?
279
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,999
It got you here, Czernobog.
280
00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:41,262
And I'm grateful
that you are here.
281
00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:44,613
I'll need your wisdom as well as
your hammer before we're through.
282
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,397
I'm not here because of you.
283
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:50,358
I'm here because I lost
a game of checkers to your boy.
284
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,493
Will you join me backstage?
285
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,060
I come in my own time.
286
00:24:57,974 --> 00:25:00,020
I want to hear the music.
287
00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,456
It's...
288
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,112
disgusting.
289
00:25:18,342 --> 00:25:19,692
Enjoy.
290
00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:25,698
You wanna dance?
291
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,576
You're a big one.
292
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:37,405
Built like a brick shithouse.
293
00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:38,928
Twenty-eight-inch shoulders;
294
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:41,931
long, lean lines.
295
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,281
But your posture's for shit.
296
00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:48,851
Been hunchin' over
your whole life.
297
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,596
When you take a man's
measurements,
298
00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:58,295
you get a bill
for his life expenses.
299
00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:02,343
Little Shadow Moon
was a shrimpy little kid...
300
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,824
roughed around
on the block until what...
301
00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,870
14, you put on two feet
and 60 pounds?
302
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,350
Fifteen.
303
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:14,181
Still 15 on the inside though,
ain't you, boy?
304
00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:19,578
You know, I got a son,
305
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:23,669
stupid as a man who bought his
stupid at a two-for-one sale.
306
00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,496
You remind me of him.
307
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,803
All right,
well, if you don't mind,
308
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,283
I'll just take that
as a compliment.
309
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,198
Being called late
than a motherfucker
310
00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:34,375
on the day they handed out
brains is a compliment to you?
311
00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:39,032
Being compared
to a member of your family.
312
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:49,651
You might not be the worst choice old
One-Eye could have made, come to that.
313
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,397
Hey, I want a fortune.
314
00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,486
All the people coming to your
boss's thing are already here.
315
00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:01,489
- Gimme a coin.
- No, and I told you two to get the fuck out.
316
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:04,361
No, no, you don't want to make her
upset. I have seen what she can do.
317
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:06,102
Actually, you haven't
even seen like the tiniest-
318
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:08,583
Just give the fucking
corpse a coin.
319
00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:27,384
- It's broken.
- A broken fortune?
320
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,256
It-it's blank.
321
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,823
Maybe it's because you are dead.
322
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,128
You don't have any more fortune
323
00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,521
I'll write one for you.
324
00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:35,218
In the very near future,
325
00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:36,698
you give the fuckin'
leprechaun his coin back,
326
00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,700
lie down, and rot.
327
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:41,224
Wanna try your luck?
328
00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,400
All my luck is yours, dead wife.
329
00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:47,230
Don't need to read about it.
Just break the fuckin' machine.
330
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,584
So, over the
centuries, people in other countries
331
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,109
felt called to places of power.
332
00:27:56,196 --> 00:28:00,679
They knew there was an energy
there, a focus point, a-a channel.
333
00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:01,984
A window to the Immanent.
334
00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:05,205
And they built churches,
cathedrals,
335
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:09,949
or they'd, they'd erect a stone
circle. Well, you get the idea.
336
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,299
Yeah, but there's churches
all through the States.
337
00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:14,127
No, in the good old USA,
338
00:28:14,214 --> 00:28:16,825
people still heed the call
of the transcendent void,
339
00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:20,307
but they respond to it by building
a model out of beer bottles
340
00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:21,874
of somewhere
they've never visited,
341
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,485
or by erecting a giant bat house
342
00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:28,402
in some part of the country that bats
have traditionally declined to visit.
343
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,752
Or they sell T-shirts
and hotdogs.
344
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:32,580
Roadside attractions!
345
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:35,061
Where they buy that hotdog
and they buy that T-shirt.
346
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:38,151
And then they wander around
feeling satisfied on a level
347
00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:40,283
that they cannot truly describe,
348
00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:44,113
and profoundly dissatisfied
on a level beneath that.
349
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,594
You know, you have got some
pretty whacked-out theories.
350
00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:50,511
Nothing theoretical about it,
you should know that by now.
351
00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:53,775
Time... to ride.
352
00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:24,850
Feel the power, Shadow.
353
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:37,645
Like a prayer wheel going round
and round, accumulating power.
354
00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,821
Gazed upon by the faithful.
355
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:10,547
If you follow the signs, you'll
never have any mother-fucking fun!
356
00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:17,250
Won't you join us, Shadow?
357
00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,688
I'll keep you safe.
358
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:56,028
You having fun yet, Shadow?
359
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,821
Ride 'em Nancy.
360
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,458
Where the fuck am I now?
361
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,382
How long was I out for?
362
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:39,914
I'm dreaming.
363
00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:43,962
It is real.
364
00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,095
We're just backstage.
365
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,359
Waiting in the wings.
366
00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:55,016
Inside Wednesday's memories.
367
00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:59,890
All right, so, you... what...
you're saying we're in his head?
368
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,066
More or less.
369
00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:11,685
Wait! But I can... I can feel the cold.
I-I can smell the air.
370
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,556
Of course.
371
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:16,907
If this meeting were being held
in my head, it would be warm.
372
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,999
The breeze from the incense
markets would be intoxicating.
373
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:24,785
There would be hanging gardens
and golden ziggurats...
374
00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:28,789
and silken beds
in which to make love.
375
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:39,860
Time for a story!
376
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:44,169
'Cause sometimes,
377
00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:48,042
people need reminding of things.
378
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:51,524
We have been fighting...
379
00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:56,703
since the Portuguese invaded
the Gold Coast of Ghana!
380
00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:01,186
We stay at war.
381
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:05,190
And just because we are few
382
00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:07,061
and they are many,
383
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:10,847
does not mean
384
00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:13,981
that we are lost!
385
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:22,946
When people
first came to America...
386
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:25,558
they brought us with you.
387
00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:32,260
Me, Loki, Thor, Nancy...
388
00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:36,873
the Lion-God, all of you.
389
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,789
We rode in their minds
and took root.
390
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:44,316
But gradually, they abandoned us
for a better deal.
391
00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:47,971
A new life in a new land.
392
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:52,454
Our true believers passed away,
or stopped believing.
393
00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,804
Left us to fend for ourselves,
394
00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:58,330
to get by
on what little smidgens
395
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,333
of belief or worship
we could find.
396
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:04,684
And that's what we've done.
We've gotten by.
397
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:08,340
We live in cracks
at the edges of society.
398
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:11,995
Old, forgotten Gods...
399
00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,736
in a land without Gods.
400
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:16,217
But there are New Gods
growing in America.
401
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,828
They've already replaced us.
402
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:21,831
Now they want
to destroy us, completely,
403
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:26,401
and if you think otherwise,
you are fooling yourselves.
404
00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:28,925
You want us to go to war?
405
00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:33,930
You called everyone here
for this nonsense?
406
00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:38,674
Most of us have lived in peace
in this country for a long time.
407
00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:41,460
I have seen the New Gods rise.
408
00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:43,853
I have seen them fall!
409
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:48,336
- I say we wait.
- Czernobog is with us.
410
00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:50,773
He has brought his hammer
to the fight.
411
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:56,649
Yeah, when the time is right,
my hammer will swing.
412
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:58,477
And we will need it.
413
00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:01,915
Believe me, these New Gods
are not going anywhere soon.
414
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:05,875
From one God of War
to another...
415
00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:09,488
when I look out my window,
I see no battlefields.
416
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,664
I hear no war cries.
417
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:15,145
Then you are not
looking hard enough, Mama-ji.
418
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,930
Odin's right.
419
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:21,587
These New Gods
have more followers,
420
00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:23,328
more attention,
421
00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:25,417
more power
422
00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:27,027
than we ever did.
423
00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:29,943
Where he is wrong...
424
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:32,293
is in thinking
this is a bad thing.
425
00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:36,906
They showed me
how to use their tools.
426
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:42,390
Now I can bring my message
directly to my people.
427
00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:45,524
I accept my worship, my way.
428
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:48,527
And I grow in power.
429
00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:51,007
The choice is yours.
430
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:55,838
Evolve or die.
431
00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,413
I believe him.
432
00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:21,951
I lost everyone.
433
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:30,220
Everyone that I...
I ever cared about.
434
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,485
Everything I knew.
435
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:37,358
To a point where I...
436
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,318
I forgot who I was.
437
00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:45,105
Lost my light.
438
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,326
That's what my mom
would've said.
439
00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:54,332
But Wednesday...
440
00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,120
Odin...
441
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,429
...is helping me remember.
442
00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:08,824
He's giving me the chance
to, to be worthy
443
00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:11,349
of, of that unwavering faith
and belief
444
00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:15,788
that-that my mother
once had in me. And...
445
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,920
it sounds to me like he's
offering you the same thing.
446
00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:21,271
So, why won't you just
let him help you?
447
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:26,015
Just help him.
448
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:29,454
Help him remind the people
who you are!
449
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,543
Regain the faith of your Creator
450
00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,849
and just take the chance!
451
00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:38,941
Take the chance
to be worthy of their belief.
452
00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:55,828
Shadow Moon.
453
00:39:55,915 --> 00:40:01,007
To be continued in what
some call the real world.
454
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:10,598
I think we're winning them over.
455
00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:14,036
You could be my closer, kid.
456
00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,089
Did that happen?
457
00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:26,092
Did what happen?
458
00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:28,398
Did we ride the carousel?
459
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,400
What fucking carousel?
460
00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:40,715
Seriously, are-are you not
worried about cancer?
461
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,195
I am...
462
00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:43,631
cancer.
463
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,899
You know what?
464
00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:54,033
I like cigarettes
because they remind me
465
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,950
of the offerings that they
once burned in my honor.
466
00:41:58,037 --> 00:42:00,474
The smoke... mmm...
467
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,607
rising up to the sky
468
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:06,436
as they begged
for my approval, my favor.
469
00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:11,616
So, is everyone in here a God?
470
00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:13,400
- A God?
- Yeah.
471
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:27,414
These are all idiots.
472
00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:31,940
You see, I'm here because I
lost a game of checkers to you.
473
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:33,289
Hey, listen...
474
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,770
I've been thinking...
475
00:42:35,857 --> 00:42:37,293
thinking good.
476
00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:41,820
Why don't we make it
best of three?
477
00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:43,648
What do you say?
478
00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:47,477
Then, I kill you.
I go home. Is good, right?
479
00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:57,705
So, what's your story?
480
00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:04,451
What makes you think
I have a story?
481
00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:09,630
You aren't eating or drinking. Wednesday's
not trying to sell you anything.
482
00:43:09,717 --> 00:43:12,720
- Yeah, well, I'm just...
- The most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
483
00:43:16,419 --> 00:43:18,334
What are you?
484
00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:21,120
A Hungarian goddess of death?
485
00:43:21,207 --> 00:43:24,036
I'm from Eagle Point, Indiana.
486
00:43:24,906 --> 00:43:26,429
Sounds beautiful.
487
00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:28,867
What's your name, Eagle Point?
488
00:43:28,954 --> 00:43:32,087
Laura. Laura Moon.
489
00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:33,741
The same name as the bodyguard.
490
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,614
Yeah, he's my husband.
491
00:43:37,919 --> 00:43:39,660
If you hurt him,
I will kill you.
492
00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:26,794
I could have tracked 'em
for you.
493
00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:31,146
I need her to feel complicity.
494
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:34,584
Blah, blah, blah.
Fuck 'em up already.
495
00:44:36,891 --> 00:44:39,851
Recover the package.
496
00:44:58,913 --> 00:45:01,786
This is... so fucking weird.
497
00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:03,439
Yeah.
498
00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:09,489
You know, I... I...
499
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:12,710
I really didn't think I was ever going
to see you again outside of a dream.
500
00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:15,974
I can always see you.
501
00:45:16,061 --> 00:45:18,237
I could be blindfolded
and dropped into the ocean
502
00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:19,804
and I would know where you were.
503
00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:24,504
What was backstage?
504
00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:30,075
I don't know. I mean...
505
00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:32,904
I mean, we-we went somewhere
506
00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:34,993
and-and we-we tried
to sell these folks
507
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,823
on-on a war that
they don't want to fight.
508
00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:41,434
You know, but there's-there's
something special going on here,
509
00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,392
and I feel a part of it.
510
00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:46,787
He is dangerous.
511
00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,573
- Laura...
- I need you to believe that.
512
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,924
I need you to believe in us.
513
00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:56,666
Hey, Shadow! I want you to come
over here and meet Mama-ji!
514
00:45:56,754 --> 00:46:00,409
Biggest, badass demon killer
this side of Ranchipoor.
515
00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:04,326
Shadow.
516
00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:07,373
I'll be back.
517
00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:21,256
I guess we all make our choices.
518
00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:22,214
He's not choosing.
519
00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:24,042
That's not my Puppy.
520
00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:25,826
My Puppy wanted
his nine-to-five at the gym
521
00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:28,176
and Sundays in bed with me.
522
00:46:28,263 --> 00:46:29,917
Your Puppy's gone.
523
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:33,355
He's Wednesday's now.
524
00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:34,922
No, he's still mine.
525
00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:47,239
Hurts when someone
takes what's yours.
526
00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:49,807
Doesn't it?
527
00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:56,857
130-
528
00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:59,555
7925.
529
00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:20,838
Never, ever let anyone know
I said this.
530
00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:24,189
But, sometimes...
531
00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:27,018
the old ways are the best.
532
00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:33,720
There's nothing like a knife
in the back...
533
00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:36,375
for close-up efficiency.
534
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:41,032
And I need to put
the fear of me...
535
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:44,862
into some Old Gods.
536
00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:49,867
Let them feel shock and awe...
537
00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:54,959
pain and grief.
538
00:47:55,046 --> 00:47:59,789
Let them know
what real sacrifice...
539
00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,923
feels like.
540
00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:33,927
No!
541
00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:24,456
You are such...
542
00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:28,808
a bad good man.
543
00:50:30,897 --> 00:50:32,203
I do not...
544
00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:35,597
wish to...
545
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:40,646
...say goodbye.
546
00:50:47,218 --> 00:50:51,657
Whoever did this, I curse.
547
00:50:53,441 --> 00:50:56,096
I curse you!
548
00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:59,969
I curse you
with the Czernobog's curse!
549
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,754
Fuck you, and fuck your mother,
550
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:05,497
and fuck that fucking horse
that you rode in on.
551
00:51:05,584 --> 00:51:09,109
You will not even die
in a battle.
552
00:51:09,196 --> 00:51:13,026
No warrior
will taste your blood.
553
00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:17,248
No one alive
will take your life.
554
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:21,817
She will find you...
555
00:51:21,904 --> 00:51:27,432
and you will die with a
sweet kiss on your lips...
556
00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:30,739
and eternal darkness
in your soul.
557
00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:37,137
Is this what it takes?
558
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:42,055
Is this what it takes?
559
00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:47,713
Fuck!
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