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Oh! 13 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:53,096 Fuck that guy. 14 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,186 Do you know who he is? 15 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,102 Who he really is? 16 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,104 Shadow Moon. 17 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:02,627 You're my man, now. 18 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:05,717 He's hustling you. 19 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:06,936 He's a hustler. 20 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,461 Hello, Shadow. 21 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,942 - You're working for Wednesday. - Yeah. 22 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:14,161 Kill him. 23 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:19,340 You are on a path... 24 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,603 from nothing to everything. 25 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,954 He does not know our world. 26 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:31,047 I'm easing him in. 27 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:33,832 What's a god? Can we even know they exist? 28 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,357 People believe things. Which means they're real. 29 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:40,839 So what came first, gods or the people who believed in them? 30 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,624 You've done well with me. 31 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:44,930 Now, you owe. 32 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,845 I'm calling it in. 33 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,804 Mr. Wednesday. 34 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,114 Overdue. 35 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,638 I hear war... 36 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,515 I am... 37 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:08,606 Odin! 38 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,217 You wanted a war... 39 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,958 ...you have one. 40 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,005 Is this real? 41 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,485 Did that just happen? 42 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,487 It's still happening? 43 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,962 Your destination is on the right. 44 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:29,269 I know where I'm going! 45 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,201 Dude. 46 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,681 You're a mess. 47 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:54,903 He could've killed... me. 48 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,647 Show him. 49 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,891 Challenge. 50 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,980 Buroklammer. 51 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:32,984 Mister...? 52 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,769 World. 53 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,166 I am Mr. World. 54 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,952 Welcome to Black Briar. 55 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,737 I'll destroy the old fucker. 56 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,522 I'm going to take him out. 57 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:51,742 I'm going to take them all... out. 58 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,657 No. 59 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:56,617 We can't move without preparation, 60 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,880 off balance and unready. 61 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,536 We'll marshal our forces, 62 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:08,280 and eradicate his paternal stain from the geriatric tomes 63 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,587 of every decrepit church, temple, 64 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:13,198 and back-alley apothecary. 65 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:17,289 When the time comes... 66 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:22,643 ...the gutters will run black with ichorous spume, 67 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:26,951 and the ossuaries shall overflow with his dust. 68 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:30,215 This is a time... 69 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,871 for preparation. 70 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:37,832 I can't sell war without my best salesman. 71 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:43,881 You... 72 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,929 ...need to find her. 73 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:06,077 Find Media. 74 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,081 Oh! 75 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,051 Fuck! 76 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,331 Isn't this fun? 77 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,203 I still don't understand 78 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:15,337 how such a sweet old man could have so many enemies. 79 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:18,688 Oh, it's perfectly simple, my dear. Jealousy. 80 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,038 Pure unmitigated jealousy. 81 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,779 They all want what I have. 82 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:25,086 A good time, wherever I go. 83 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,175 He's the original good time that was had by all. 84 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,830 And I get to ride along with you. 85 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,049 I must be the luckiest girl in the world. 86 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:36,184 That you are. But it's my bloody luck you're feeding on, dead wife. 87 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:43,147 Ow! Fuck! 88 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:49,153 What is the House on the Rock? 89 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:53,505 A place where people come to look, play, and wonder. 90 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,855 Like Disney World. 91 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,552 Dear old Walt. 92 00:09:56,639 --> 00:10:00,251 Built a Magic Kingdom without any magic. 93 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,950 Whereas in some parts of Florida, there is real magic. 94 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:07,911 Oh, remember the mermaids of Weeki Wachee, Sweeney? 95 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,347 Aye. 96 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,219 Been there and done several of them. 97 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,134 Who knew they'd be into that kind of thing, huh? 98 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,615 They're a very passionate species. 99 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,316 Do you believe in mermaids now? 100 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,410 I don't know what I believe in yet. 101 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,672 I guess... 102 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,980 I dunno, I... 103 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,416 I guess I believe in him. 104 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,594 I want to believe in you. 105 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,999 Sixty years ago, 106 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:55,350 Alex Jordan began to build a house 107 00:10:55,437 --> 00:11:00,485 on a high spot of rock in a field he did not even own. 108 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,098 And even more, 109 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,666 he could not have told you why. 110 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:12,106 And people came to see him build it. 111 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,064 The curious and the puzzled, 112 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,545 and those who were neither; 113 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:20,810 they could not honestly have told you why they came. 114 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:24,684 So, he did what any sensible American male 115 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:30,080 he began to charge them money. 116 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:33,518 Nothing much. A nickel. A quarter. 117 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,564 And he kept building, 118 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,088 and the people kept coming. 119 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,438 So, he took those nickels and quarters 120 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:44,268 and made something even bigger and stranger. 121 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,923 He filled the land beneath the house 122 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,883 with things for people to see, 123 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,667 and they came. 124 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:55,802 Millions of them every year. 125 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,591 Sorry, Ma'am. The attraction's closing. 126 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,897 I'll show you out. 127 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,343 You are here for the meeting. 128 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,606 I wasn't formally invited. 129 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,524 Uh. Hallo. 130 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,487 - Salim? - Hi. 131 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:16,273 What the fuck are you doing here? 132 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,581 Do you boys need a minute? 133 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:31,332 I need the eyes of Argus on my side to see my enemies. 134 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,249 Make the connection for me. 135 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:40,994 Black Briar is for the use of the president. 136 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:45,694 The president is a cardboard cut-out. 137 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:49,524 I am the man behind the men, 138 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,526 behind the man. 139 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,531 Operation Paperclip. 140 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,925 The moon landing. 141 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,796 Roswell. 142 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,190 The Compton Crack Wars. 143 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,757 You work for me. 144 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:11,024 You... have always worked for me. 145 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,244 So when I say 146 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:19,380 I need to see through the eyes of Argus, 147 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:24,994 you make the connection. 148 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,083 Oh, it is indeed a beautiful Easter Sunday here in the 149 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,519 nation's capital, Tracy. 150 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,307 The East Coast can expect mild temperatures and sunshine. 151 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:37,180 While our friends in Kentucky are still reeling from a freak weather phenomenon 152 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,444 which has killed thousands of acres of spring crops. 153 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,839 In other weather news, there seems to be some trouble brewing out in southern 154 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,320 Wisconsin where a severe weather... 155 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,940 What's the hold-up, Shadow? 156 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,594 You're a god, but you can't open a fucking gate. 157 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,466 You just give me a minute? 158 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,383 You want me to bust it, Shadow? I can. 159 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,819 Wha...? 160 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,353 Mad Sweeney? 161 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,268 Is that you? 162 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,793 Or is that Wednesday's bullshit I smell? 163 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970 A keen nose, Mr. Fancypants. 164 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,407 But that ain't Irish sexy you're smelling. 165 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,713 It's Roadkill Rhonda over here. 166 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,151 Nancy! 167 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,546 So, who'd you bring me? John Henry? 168 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:25,897 No, choo-choo train. No John Henry. You know that. 169 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,595 Oh, Whiskey Jack? 170 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:28,988 No whiskey. 171 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,338 No Whiskey Jack. 172 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,645 - Not even the rabbit? - Ha! 173 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:39,172 You are persona non grata in the rabbit community. I think you know why. 174 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,870 So, Easter told me to tell you 175 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,611 she ain't coming 176 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,266 on account of you mowing over bunnies with your car 177 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:49,443 like some kinda fucking rabbit racist. 178 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,534 Shadow Moon! 179 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:56,450 Did I or did I not just thrust your rusty butt 180 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,365 into bespoke haberdashery 181 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,716 just a few days ago? 182 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,326 You're very welcome to come to the house, 183 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,459 but you're not invited to the party. 184 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,461 Oh, I'm just keeping an eye on my husband. 185 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,550 Well, look at him. He's got a spring in his step 186 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,030 he didn't have when he left prison. 187 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:14,337 Which is strange since his wife was murdered. 188 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,732 Highways can be very dangerous places. 189 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,864 If it's any comfort, I know what it's like to be dead. 190 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,041 I once sacrificed myself for knowledge. 191 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,348 I-I hung on the great tree, Yggdrasil, 192 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,611 for nine days and nine nights. 193 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,613 And look at you now, all alive. 194 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,312 And I learned a great deal. 195 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:36,055 You don't have to be roadkill forever. 196 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:39,014 I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. 197 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,801 Fuck you and your glass eye. 198 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,642 - Find your coin? - No such luck. 199 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,254 But I did pick up some trash along the way. 200 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,778 Figured you might want your treasure back. 201 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,997 It seems like you found your lucky charm. 202 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:12,482 You sound like a man who'd fight to get back into those maggoty panties. 203 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,136 You sure that's what you want? 204 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:28,019 I gave you the freedom to do anything you wanted. 205 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,717 To go anywhere you wanted. 206 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,240 Why are you here? 207 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:34,417 This is my anywhere. I'm following my heart. 208 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,419 But you're not using your head, Salim. 209 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:39,335 I am a Jinn. You are a mortal man. 210 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,295 And yet you need me. You desire me. 211 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,080 What I desire is to do my job. 212 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,867 This is not a safe place. 213 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,087 Not tonight. 214 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,742 Please, Salim. 215 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,136 Go. 216 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,225 I do not grant wishes. 217 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,580 Hey, Salim-not-Salim. 218 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:10,105 It is... showtime. 219 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,371 Do I know you? Hubal? 220 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,938 Manat? 221 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:20,246 No, uh, my name is Salim. I am with him. 222 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,423 Oh... 223 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,425 So, tell me, do we have a full house? 224 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,862 I showed them to the carousel, as you requested. 225 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:32,171 - How many? - A dozen, perhaps. No more. 226 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,262 It'll be enough to light the fire. 227 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,351 There is one... 228 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,918 who was not invited. 229 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,105 Shadow. 230 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,896 - Can't ride without a coin. - Oh, feck off. Give us a coin now. 231 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,420 She's not on my list, nor are you. 232 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,770 Come on, shit-for-brains! 233 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,164 You know me! I'm working for your man! 234 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,254 He was most specific... 235 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,821 about you. 236 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,399 Anansi. 237 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,193 You invited the Old Gods to your party? 238 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,848 I was old in the desert 239 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:44,591 before they sacrificed the first horse to you. 240 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,157 I will be heard. 241 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,117 Unless you are afraid. 242 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:57,343 The wit and wisdom of Queen Bilquis defeated King Solomon. 243 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,825 At the start of any new quest for adventure, 244 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:05,394 it behooves us to consult the Norns, 245 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,831 our foretellers of destiny. 246 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,226 After you, Your Majesty. 247 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,273 Oh, that's a good one. 248 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,623 What's it say? 249 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,278 A man's fortune is his own business, Shadow. 250 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:05,976 Nobody's sharing? 251 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,404 "Every ending is a new beginning." 252 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,493 Your lucky number is none. 253 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:48,323 Your lucky color is dead. 254 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,151 "Like father, like son." 255 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:54,111 Oh, like all fortunes, opaque on arrival, 256 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,245 inevitable in retrospect. Shall we? 257 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:06,515 It's a motherfuckin' fortune from a fuckin' wax dummy. 258 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:07,951 Dummy! 259 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:17,787 Apparently, the houses in this area 260 00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:21,965 were built by some skinny white motherfucker named Frank Lloyd Wright. 261 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:26,056 Some say his evil twin brother built this one: 262 00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:27,710 Frank Lloyd Wrong. 263 00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:30,452 Another skinny white motherfucker. 264 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,107 You carry on, Nancy. 265 00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:36,240 I'll catch up with you all at the Raven. 266 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,503 Indeed. 267 00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,264 Zorya Vechernyaya, 268 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,746 evening star, lady of the sunset. 269 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:07,315 Do you know how beautiful you look? 270 00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:09,709 I am old. 271 00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:12,886 Your tongue is a wicked thing. 272 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,757 We're both old. 273 00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:17,412 But nobody's ever complained about my tongue. 274 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,329 You make me young again. 275 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,026 Forget your foolish war! 276 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,376 There will be better times in the days to come. 277 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,030 I promise you that. 278 00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:37,084 How was your bank robbery, huh? 279 00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,999 It got you here, Czernobog. 280 00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:41,262 And I'm grateful that you are here. 281 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:44,613 I'll need your wisdom as well as your hammer before we're through. 282 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,397 I'm not here because of you. 283 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:50,358 I'm here because I lost a game of checkers to your boy. 284 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,493 Will you join me backstage? 285 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,060 I come in my own time. 286 00:24:57,974 --> 00:25:00,020 I want to hear the music. 287 00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,456 It's... 288 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,112 disgusting. 289 00:25:18,342 --> 00:25:19,692 Enjoy. 290 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:25,698 You wanna dance? 291 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,576 You're a big one. 292 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:37,405 Built like a brick shithouse. 293 00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:38,928 Twenty-eight-inch shoulders; 294 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:41,931 long, lean lines. 295 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,281 But your posture's for shit. 296 00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:48,851 Been hunchin' over your whole life. 297 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,596 When you take a man's measurements, 298 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:58,295 you get a bill for his life expenses. 299 00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:02,343 Little Shadow Moon was a shrimpy little kid... 300 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,824 roughed around on the block until what... 301 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,870 14, you put on two feet and 60 pounds? 302 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,350 Fifteen. 303 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:14,181 Still 15 on the inside though, ain't you, boy? 304 00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:19,578 You know, I got a son, 305 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:23,669 stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale. 306 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,496 You remind me of him. 307 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,803 All right, well, if you don't mind, 308 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,283 I'll just take that as a compliment. 309 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,198 Being called late than a motherfucker 310 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:34,375 on the day they handed out brains is a compliment to you? 311 00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:39,032 Being compared to a member of your family. 312 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:49,651 You might not be the worst choice old One-Eye could have made, come to that. 313 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,397 Hey, I want a fortune. 314 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,486 All the people coming to your boss's thing are already here. 315 00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:01,489 - Gimme a coin. - No, and I told you two to get the fuck out. 316 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:04,361 No, no, you don't want to make her upset. I have seen what she can do. 317 00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:06,102 Actually, you haven't even seen like the tiniest- 318 00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:08,583 Just give the fucking corpse a coin. 319 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:27,384 - It's broken. - A broken fortune? 320 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,256 It-it's blank. 321 00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,823 Maybe it's because you are dead. 322 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,128 You don't have any more fortune 323 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,521 I'll write one for you. 324 00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:35,218 In the very near future, 325 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:36,698 you give the fuckin' leprechaun his coin back, 326 00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,700 lie down, and rot. 327 00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:41,224 Wanna try your luck? 328 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,400 All my luck is yours, dead wife. 329 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:47,230 Don't need to read about it. Just break the fuckin' machine. 330 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,584 So, over the centuries, people in other countries 331 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,109 felt called to places of power. 332 00:27:56,196 --> 00:28:00,679 They knew there was an energy there, a focus point, a-a channel. 333 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:01,984 A window to the Immanent. 334 00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:05,205 And they built churches, cathedrals, 335 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:09,949 or they'd, they'd erect a stone circle. Well, you get the idea. 336 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,299 Yeah, but there's churches all through the States. 337 00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:14,127 No, in the good old USA, 338 00:28:14,214 --> 00:28:16,825 people still heed the call of the transcendent void, 339 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:20,307 but they respond to it by building a model out of beer bottles 340 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:21,874 of somewhere they've never visited, 341 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,485 or by erecting a giant bat house 342 00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:28,402 in some part of the country that bats have traditionally declined to visit. 343 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,752 Or they sell T-shirts and hotdogs. 344 00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:32,580 Roadside attractions! 345 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:35,061 Where they buy that hotdog and they buy that T-shirt. 346 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:38,151 And then they wander around feeling satisfied on a level 347 00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:40,283 that they cannot truly describe, 348 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:44,113 and profoundly dissatisfied on a level beneath that. 349 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,594 You know, you have got some pretty whacked-out theories. 350 00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:50,511 Nothing theoretical about it, you should know that by now. 351 00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:53,775 Time... to ride. 352 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:24,850 Feel the power, Shadow. 353 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:37,645 Like a prayer wheel going round and round, accumulating power. 354 00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,821 Gazed upon by the faithful. 355 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:10,547 If you follow the signs, you'll never have any mother-fucking fun! 356 00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:17,250 Won't you join us, Shadow? 357 00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,688 I'll keep you safe. 358 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:56,028 You having fun yet, Shadow? 359 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,821 Ride 'em Nancy. 360 00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,458 Where the fuck am I now? 361 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,382 How long was I out for? 362 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:39,914 I'm dreaming. 363 00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:43,962 It is real. 364 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,095 We're just backstage. 365 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,359 Waiting in the wings. 366 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:55,016 Inside Wednesday's memories. 367 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:59,890 All right, so, you... what... you're saying we're in his head? 368 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,066 More or less. 369 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:11,685 Wait! But I can... I can feel the cold. I-I can smell the air. 370 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,556 Of course. 371 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:16,907 If this meeting were being held in my head, it would be warm. 372 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,999 The breeze from the incense markets would be intoxicating. 373 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:24,785 There would be hanging gardens and golden ziggurats... 374 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:28,789 and silken beds in which to make love. 375 00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:39,860 Time for a story! 376 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:44,169 'Cause sometimes, 377 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:48,042 people need reminding of things. 378 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:51,524 We have been fighting... 379 00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:56,703 since the Portuguese invaded the Gold Coast of Ghana! 380 00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:01,186 We stay at war. 381 00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:05,190 And just because we are few 382 00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:07,061 and they are many, 383 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:10,847 does not mean 384 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:13,981 that we are lost! 385 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:22,946 When people first came to America... 386 00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:25,558 they brought us with you. 387 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:32,260 Me, Loki, Thor, Nancy... 388 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:36,873 the Lion-God, all of you. 389 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,789 We rode in their minds and took root. 390 00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:44,316 But gradually, they abandoned us for a better deal. 391 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:47,971 A new life in a new land. 392 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:52,454 Our true believers passed away, or stopped believing. 393 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,804 Left us to fend for ourselves, 394 00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:58,330 to get by on what little smidgens 395 00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,333 of belief or worship we could find. 396 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:04,684 And that's what we've done. We've gotten by. 397 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:08,340 We live in cracks at the edges of society. 398 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:11,995 Old, forgotten Gods... 399 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,736 in a land without Gods. 400 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:16,217 But there are New Gods growing in America. 401 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,828 They've already replaced us. 402 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:21,831 Now they want to destroy us, completely, 403 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:26,401 and if you think otherwise, you are fooling yourselves. 404 00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:28,925 You want us to go to war? 405 00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:33,930 You called everyone here for this nonsense? 406 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:38,674 Most of us have lived in peace in this country for a long time. 407 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:41,460 I have seen the New Gods rise. 408 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:43,853 I have seen them fall! 409 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:48,336 - I say we wait. - Czernobog is with us. 410 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:50,773 He has brought his hammer to the fight. 411 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:56,649 Yeah, when the time is right, my hammer will swing. 412 00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:58,477 And we will need it. 413 00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:01,915 Believe me, these New Gods are not going anywhere soon. 414 00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:05,875 From one God of War to another... 415 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:09,488 when I look out my window, I see no battlefields. 416 00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,664 I hear no war cries. 417 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:15,145 Then you are not looking hard enough, Mama-ji. 418 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,930 Odin's right. 419 00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:21,587 These New Gods have more followers, 420 00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:23,328 more attention, 421 00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:25,417 more power 422 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:27,027 than we ever did. 423 00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:29,943 Where he is wrong... 424 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:32,293 is in thinking this is a bad thing. 425 00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:36,906 They showed me how to use their tools. 426 00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:42,390 Now I can bring my message directly to my people. 427 00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:45,524 I accept my worship, my way. 428 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:48,527 And I grow in power. 429 00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:51,007 The choice is yours. 430 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:55,838 Evolve or die. 431 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,413 I believe him. 432 00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:21,951 I lost everyone. 433 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:30,220 Everyone that I... I ever cared about. 434 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,485 Everything I knew. 435 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:37,358 To a point where I... 436 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,318 I forgot who I was. 437 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:45,105 Lost my light. 438 00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,326 That's what my mom would've said. 439 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:54,332 But Wednesday... 440 00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,120 Odin... 441 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,429 ...is helping me remember. 442 00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:08,824 He's giving me the chance to, to be worthy 443 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:11,349 of, of that unwavering faith and belief 444 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:15,788 that-that my mother once had in me. And... 445 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,920 it sounds to me like he's offering you the same thing. 446 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:21,271 So, why won't you just let him help you? 447 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:26,015 Just help him. 448 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:29,454 Help him remind the people who you are! 449 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,543 Regain the faith of your Creator 450 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,849 and just take the chance! 451 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:38,941 Take the chance to be worthy of their belief. 452 00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:55,828 Shadow Moon. 453 00:39:55,915 --> 00:40:01,007 To be continued in what some call the real world. 454 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:10,598 I think we're winning them over. 455 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:14,036 You could be my closer, kid. 456 00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,089 Did that happen? 457 00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:26,092 Did what happen? 458 00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:28,398 Did we ride the carousel? 459 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,400 What fucking carousel? 460 00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:40,715 Seriously, are-are you not worried about cancer? 461 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,195 I am... 462 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:43,631 cancer. 463 00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,899 You know what? 464 00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:54,033 I like cigarettes because they remind me 465 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,950 of the offerings that they once burned in my honor. 466 00:41:58,037 --> 00:42:00,474 The smoke... mmm... 467 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,607 rising up to the sky 468 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:06,436 as they begged for my approval, my favor. 469 00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:11,616 So, is everyone in here a God? 470 00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:13,400 - A God? - Yeah. 471 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:27,414 These are all idiots. 472 00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:31,940 You see, I'm here because I lost a game of checkers to you. 473 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:33,289 Hey, listen... 474 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,770 I've been thinking... 475 00:42:35,857 --> 00:42:37,293 thinking good. 476 00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:41,820 Why don't we make it best of three? 477 00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:43,648 What do you say? 478 00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:47,477 Then, I kill you. I go home. Is good, right? 479 00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:57,705 So, what's your story? 480 00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:04,451 What makes you think I have a story? 481 00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:09,630 You aren't eating or drinking. Wednesday's not trying to sell you anything. 482 00:43:09,717 --> 00:43:12,720 - Yeah, well, I'm just... - The most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 483 00:43:16,419 --> 00:43:18,334 What are you? 484 00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:21,120 A Hungarian goddess of death? 485 00:43:21,207 --> 00:43:24,036 I'm from Eagle Point, Indiana. 486 00:43:24,906 --> 00:43:26,429 Sounds beautiful. 487 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:28,867 What's your name, Eagle Point? 488 00:43:28,954 --> 00:43:32,087 Laura. Laura Moon. 489 00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:33,741 The same name as the bodyguard. 490 00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,614 Yeah, he's my husband. 491 00:43:37,919 --> 00:43:39,660 If you hurt him, I will kill you. 492 00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:26,794 I could have tracked 'em for you. 493 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:31,146 I need her to feel complicity. 494 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:34,584 Blah, blah, blah. Fuck 'em up already. 495 00:44:36,891 --> 00:44:39,851 Recover the package. 496 00:44:58,913 --> 00:45:01,786 This is... so fucking weird. 497 00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:03,439 Yeah. 498 00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:09,489 You know, I... I... 499 00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:12,710 I really didn't think I was ever going to see you again outside of a dream. 500 00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:15,974 I can always see you. 501 00:45:16,061 --> 00:45:18,237 I could be blindfolded and dropped into the ocean 502 00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:19,804 and I would know where you were. 503 00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:24,504 What was backstage? 504 00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:30,075 I don't know. I mean... 505 00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:32,904 I mean, we-we went somewhere 506 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:34,993 and-and we-we tried to sell these folks 507 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,823 on-on a war that they don't want to fight. 508 00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:41,434 You know, but there's-there's something special going on here, 509 00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,392 and I feel a part of it. 510 00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:46,787 He is dangerous. 511 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,573 - Laura... - I need you to believe that. 512 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,924 I need you to believe in us. 513 00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:56,666 Hey, Shadow! I want you to come over here and meet Mama-ji! 514 00:45:56,754 --> 00:46:00,409 Biggest, badass demon killer this side of Ranchipoor. 515 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:04,326 Shadow. 516 00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:07,373 I'll be back. 517 00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:21,256 I guess we all make our choices. 518 00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:22,214 He's not choosing. 519 00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:24,042 That's not my Puppy. 520 00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:25,826 My Puppy wanted his nine-to-five at the gym 521 00:46:25,913 --> 00:46:28,176 and Sundays in bed with me. 522 00:46:28,263 --> 00:46:29,917 Your Puppy's gone. 523 00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:33,355 He's Wednesday's now. 524 00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:34,922 No, he's still mine. 525 00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:47,239 Hurts when someone takes what's yours. 526 00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:49,807 Doesn't it? 527 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:56,857 130- 528 00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:59,555 7925. 529 00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:20,838 Never, ever let anyone know I said this. 530 00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:24,189 But, sometimes... 531 00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:27,018 the old ways are the best. 532 00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:33,720 There's nothing like a knife in the back... 533 00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:36,375 for close-up efficiency. 534 00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:41,032 And I need to put the fear of me... 535 00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:44,862 into some Old Gods. 536 00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:49,867 Let them feel shock and awe... 537 00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:54,959 pain and grief. 538 00:47:55,046 --> 00:47:59,789 Let them know what real sacrifice... 539 00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,923 feels like. 540 00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:33,927 No! 541 00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:24,456 You are such... 542 00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:28,808 a bad good man. 543 00:50:30,897 --> 00:50:32,203 I do not... 544 00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:35,597 wish to... 545 00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:40,646 ...say goodbye. 546 00:50:47,218 --> 00:50:51,657 Whoever did this, I curse. 547 00:50:53,441 --> 00:50:56,096 I curse you! 548 00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:59,969 I curse you with the Czernobog's curse! 549 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,754 Fuck you, and fuck your mother, 550 00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:05,497 and fuck that fucking horse that you rode in on. 551 00:51:05,584 --> 00:51:09,109 You will not even die in a battle. 552 00:51:09,196 --> 00:51:13,026 No warrior will taste your blood. 553 00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:17,248 No one alive will take your life. 554 00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:21,817 She will find you... 555 00:51:21,904 --> 00:51:27,432 and you will die with a sweet kiss on your lips... 556 00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:30,739 and eternal darkness in your soul. 557 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:37,137 Is this what it takes? 558 00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:42,055 Is this what it takes? 559 00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:47,713 Fuck! 39298

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