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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,844 --> 00:00:07,679 - Is this on? - (Beeps) 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,181 Well, it's been a month since my last Val vlog. 3 00:00:10,182 --> 00:00:11,516 (Beeps) 4 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:12,600 Was this going the whole time? 5 00:00:12,601 --> 00:00:14,185 (Beeps) 6 00:00:14,186 --> 00:00:16,520 Well, it's been a month since my last Val vlog, 7 00:00:16,521 --> 00:00:18,522 and I have some really big news. 8 00:00:18,523 --> 00:00:21,025 But first, I just want to give a shout-out 9 00:00:21,026 --> 00:00:24,111 to my subscriber who said, "I love it when you do impressions." 10 00:00:24,112 --> 00:00:26,364 (Laughs) Well... 11 00:00:26,365 --> 00:00:27,615 (Mimics Edith bunker) I have very big news 12 00:00:27,616 --> 00:00:31,085 that I'm very excited to tell you about. 13 00:00:31,086 --> 00:00:33,454 (Giggles) That's my Edith Bunker. 14 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:35,873 Played by the wonderful... 15 00:00:38,593 --> 00:00:41,380 (Beeps) Jean Stapleton! Okay. 16 00:00:41,381 --> 00:00:43,514 (Beeps) I should get to my news. 17 00:00:43,515 --> 00:00:47,052 Uh... I've been cast in an HBO show. 18 00:00:47,053 --> 00:00:48,719 Mark: Why are you telling people you're... 19 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,722 Ugh, God. Mark, I thought you left. 20 00:00:50,723 --> 00:00:51,972 Why are you sneaking up? 21 00:00:51,973 --> 00:00:55,059 Well, I'm not sneaking up. I came to get something. 22 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,562 And why are you telling people that you're doing that show? 23 00:00:57,563 --> 00:00:58,946 We talked about that. 24 00:00:58,947 --> 00:01:00,948 Well, okay, to be fair... 25 00:01:00,949 --> 00:01:03,951 Okay, you said, "no effing way" and left the room. 26 00:01:03,952 --> 00:01:08,372 I was trying to have a safe discussion and you left the listening circle. 27 00:01:08,373 --> 00:01:10,241 - Oh, is that what I did? - Yeah. 28 00:01:10,242 --> 00:01:11,410 Okay. 29 00:01:11,411 --> 00:01:13,160 I'm listening. 30 00:01:13,161 --> 00:01:15,246 Tell me again why you'd ever want to do that show. 31 00:01:16,715 --> 00:01:20,000 It's HBO, Mark. I'll be an actress on an HBO show. 32 00:01:20,001 --> 00:01:21,585 Do another HBO show. 33 00:01:21,586 --> 00:01:25,222 Okay, I'll just put my name on the sign-up sheet for that. 34 00:01:25,223 --> 00:01:26,841 Okay, now it sounds like you're not listening. 35 00:01:26,842 --> 00:01:28,893 Okay. All right. Listen, 36 00:01:28,894 --> 00:01:30,978 I hear that, okay? 37 00:01:31,897 --> 00:01:34,148 I hear that. So you go. 38 00:01:34,149 --> 00:01:35,600 Okay. 39 00:01:35,601 --> 00:01:39,236 I'm expressing concern that... 40 00:01:39,237 --> 00:01:43,407 You're doing something that's a not-so-flattering version of yourself, 41 00:01:43,408 --> 00:01:45,693 - written by a drug-addicted... - Okay. 42 00:01:45,694 --> 00:01:47,611 - Asshole, who's just gonna... - Yeah. Okay. 43 00:01:47,612 --> 00:01:49,997 Right. I'll go. First of all, 44 00:01:49,998 --> 00:01:53,451 I'm not playing me. HBO was very clear about that. 45 00:01:53,452 --> 00:01:55,286 Okay, and B: 46 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:57,456 Paulie's different now, okay? He's been through rehab. 47 00:01:57,457 --> 00:01:59,623 - Val... - Twice. Two rehabs. 48 00:01:59,624 --> 00:02:02,877 - People don't change. - Ooh. Okay. 49 00:02:02,878 --> 00:02:04,678 You just got me. What was that? 50 00:02:04,679 --> 00:02:07,098 It's oatmeal. It's really in there. 51 00:02:07,099 --> 00:02:09,600 Steel-cut? That's okay. 52 00:02:09,601 --> 00:02:11,886 And he cast me, okay? Paulie cast me in it. 53 00:02:11,887 --> 00:02:13,854 So he has changed, Mark. 54 00:02:13,855 --> 00:02:16,357 All right? Mark, please, it's HBO, okay? 55 00:02:16,358 --> 00:02:18,809 They do all those award-wining shows, right? 56 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:20,060 Like "Mad Men." 57 00:02:20,061 --> 00:02:21,645 Is that HBO? 58 00:02:21,646 --> 00:02:23,981 Well, they're always smoking on it. I just thought... 59 00:02:23,982 --> 00:02:27,318 Oh, no, you're right. You're right. That's A&E. 60 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:30,237 Yeah. So... Well, they have "Game of Thrones." 61 00:02:30,238 --> 00:02:31,939 You like that one, right? 62 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:33,240 You always fall asleep to that one. 63 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:34,708 - Yeah, that's good. - Right. 64 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:37,829 Well, here we are at HBO. 65 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:40,214 (Chuckles) New member of the family. 66 00:02:41,249 --> 00:02:43,467 (Gasps) Okay, look at this. 67 00:02:43,468 --> 00:02:45,219 Oh, "Sex and the City." 68 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:47,304 Started it all. 69 00:02:47,305 --> 00:02:49,673 Guess I'm one of the girls now, huh? 70 00:02:51,059 --> 00:02:53,177 Oh, all right. Here we go. 71 00:02:54,262 --> 00:02:55,847 "The Sopranos." 72 00:02:55,848 --> 00:02:57,349 Started it all... 73 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:59,850 In a different way, you know. 74 00:03:03,472 --> 00:03:05,606 Don't know that one, actually. 75 00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:07,408 No. 76 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,693 I don't know it. 77 00:03:09,694 --> 00:03:12,030 Oh, and then... 78 00:03:12,031 --> 00:03:14,365 "New Girls," huh? 79 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:16,300 Now, this one, she's real special. 80 00:03:16,301 --> 00:03:18,202 That, um, Lela Durham. 81 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,921 I think it's Lena Dunham. 82 00:03:21,873 --> 00:03:24,124 Well, I don't... 83 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:26,544 There, that... no, I'm right. Lena, yeah. 84 00:03:29,364 --> 00:03:31,216 Really excited to see this one. 85 00:03:31,217 --> 00:03:32,717 Can't wait for that. 86 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:34,386 - Man: Valerie? - Huh? Oh. 87 00:03:34,387 --> 00:03:36,270 - Hi. - We're ready for you. 88 00:03:36,271 --> 00:03:37,805 Okay. Take my purse. 89 00:03:37,806 --> 00:03:39,440 - Mickey: Mm-hmm. - Thanks. 90 00:03:40,692 --> 00:03:42,693 - Okay, here we are. - Okay. 91 00:03:42,694 --> 00:03:44,896 Yeah, probably a six... 92 00:03:44,897 --> 00:03:46,297 I gotta go. 93 00:03:47,282 --> 00:03:49,433 - Hi. - Hello, hello, hello. 94 00:03:49,434 --> 00:03:51,569 Pretty office. So pretty. 95 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:53,454 Smells pretty too. (All laugh) 96 00:03:53,455 --> 00:03:54,955 Oh, thanks. Oh, yeah, they're with me. 97 00:03:54,956 --> 00:03:56,574 - Oh. Right. - Yeah. 98 00:03:56,575 --> 00:03:59,126 - Valerie, it's great to see you. - Uh-huh, you too. 99 00:03:59,127 --> 00:04:00,411 Okay, great. Thanks, so... 100 00:04:00,412 --> 00:04:01,579 Valerie, this is Rada. 101 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,414 - Hi. - Current programing. Hi. 102 00:04:03,415 --> 00:04:06,000 - Okay. Yeah. Such a pretty name. - Rada: Thank you. 103 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:07,167 Woman: You know Connor and James? 104 00:04:07,168 --> 00:04:08,168 Sure do. Yeah. 105 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:09,588 Val: Wow, gang's all here, huh? 106 00:04:09,589 --> 00:04:12,006 Right, 'cause you said you wanted to see us all. 107 00:04:12,007 --> 00:04:13,674 Uh, is there a problem? 108 00:04:13,675 --> 00:04:15,260 No. Oh, no. 109 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:16,644 Everything's fine. 110 00:04:16,645 --> 00:04:20,432 Great. Yeah. No, I just... I had a couple questions. 111 00:04:20,433 --> 00:04:23,884 No, first, just about the film crew... 112 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:25,853 you need to move over a little bit. 113 00:04:25,854 --> 00:04:27,354 Val: So... 114 00:04:27,355 --> 00:04:28,607 Yeah, we should talk about that. 115 00:04:28,608 --> 00:04:30,441 What's this for? 116 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:34,112 Well, this is... oh, this is just, you know, BTS footage. 117 00:04:34,113 --> 00:04:36,615 You know, it's BTS: Behind the scenes. 118 00:04:36,616 --> 00:04:41,620 And I just thought, you know, if you want it, you could have BTS for SR. 119 00:04:41,621 --> 00:04:43,103 SR: "Seeing Red." 120 00:04:43,104 --> 00:04:45,623 (Clattering) Oh, watch the blinds, Ivan. 121 00:04:45,624 --> 00:04:46,957 (Under her breath) Do better. 122 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,375 (Laughing) 123 00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:51,095 Maybe we could use it for web content, 124 00:04:51,096 --> 00:04:52,680 - social media... - Val: Oh. 125 00:04:52,681 --> 00:04:55,015 Yeah, 'cause these kids have been following me around everywhere. 126 00:04:55,016 --> 00:04:57,217 Val: And the great thing is, they're cheap. 127 00:04:57,218 --> 00:04:59,637 You know? So it won't cost you much. 128 00:04:59,638 --> 00:05:02,773 And I just think it's real important to support young people 129 00:05:02,774 --> 00:05:04,642 getting a leg up in the business. 130 00:05:04,643 --> 00:05:06,377 Yeah, we'd have to use a union crew. 131 00:05:06,378 --> 00:05:08,112 Yeah, then they're gone. (Laughs) 132 00:05:08,113 --> 00:05:09,530 Val: They're going back to school. Oh. 133 00:05:09,531 --> 00:05:12,449 You know, so everybody wins. Okay! 134 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,867 - Val: Great. - Okay. 135 00:05:13,868 --> 00:05:16,321 Um, can I ask you something about the schedule? 136 00:05:16,322 --> 00:05:17,955 - Connor: Hold that thought. - Holding. 137 00:05:17,956 --> 00:05:19,290 (Laughing) 138 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:21,959 When you had your show, "The Comeback," which I loved, 139 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,995 you had a really great producer. Who was that? 140 00:05:24,996 --> 00:05:26,964 Oh, from "The Comeback"? Jane. 141 00:05:26,965 --> 00:05:28,415 Connor: Jane who? 142 00:05:28,416 --> 00:05:30,467 Um, Jane... 143 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:32,503 Uh, Jane Jane. 144 00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:33,921 Woman: Jane Benson. 145 00:05:33,922 --> 00:05:36,174 That sounds right. Yeah. No, I've worked with her. 146 00:05:36,175 --> 00:05:38,009 Oh, okay. Well, then let's get her. 147 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:41,145 Or I'll get her, 'cause I know her. Jane Benson, yeah. 148 00:05:41,146 --> 00:05:42,646 Yeah. Great. Okay. 149 00:05:42,647 --> 00:05:44,181 Okay. Good. 150 00:05:44,182 --> 00:05:46,517 James: Wait, you wanted to say something about the schedule also? 151 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:48,736 Yes, I did. Thank you. 152 00:05:48,737 --> 00:05:50,154 (Clattering) 153 00:05:50,155 --> 00:05:52,840 Val: Just... sorry. (Laughs) 154 00:05:52,841 --> 00:05:54,108 Ivan. 155 00:05:56,027 --> 00:05:57,778 (Chuckling) Need a union crew. 156 00:05:57,779 --> 00:05:59,997 (All laughing) 157 00:05:59,998 --> 00:06:01,615 Val: But they're great. They've been learning. 158 00:06:01,616 --> 00:06:03,083 Um... 159 00:06:03,084 --> 00:06:05,704 I did want to talk to you about... 160 00:06:05,705 --> 00:06:07,588 yeah, it's all just happening so fast. 161 00:06:07,589 --> 00:06:09,873 You know, want to get my ducks in a row. 162 00:06:09,874 --> 00:06:11,709 You know, so I was wondering 163 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:14,128 when do we start? What, like, six weeks? 164 00:06:14,129 --> 00:06:16,463 No, we're starting next week. 165 00:06:16,464 --> 00:06:19,516 Oh, we moved it up. We wanted to get these on air for spring. 166 00:06:19,517 --> 00:06:20,768 Okay. 167 00:06:20,769 --> 00:06:23,103 That's fast. I just wanted time to... You know... 168 00:06:23,972 --> 00:06:25,939 Prepare. 169 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:27,892 Prepare what? 170 00:06:27,893 --> 00:06:29,226 Prepare... Well, prepare. 171 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:32,896 (Emphatically) Prepare. 172 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:35,983 Oh, no. You don't need anything. 173 00:06:35,984 --> 00:06:38,069 Well... okay. 174 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:39,903 Oh, no, no, no. You don't need to do anything. 175 00:06:39,904 --> 00:06:41,655 You are perfect. 176 00:06:41,656 --> 00:06:42,956 Thank you. You're perfect too. 177 00:06:42,957 --> 00:06:44,491 (All chuckling) 178 00:06:44,492 --> 00:06:47,411 We need to see what we saw in the audition. 179 00:06:47,412 --> 00:06:50,080 You're one of the few actresses who still looks real. 180 00:06:51,883 --> 00:06:53,217 - Uh-huh. - James: That's why we hired you. 181 00:06:53,218 --> 00:06:54,551 Oh. Okay. 182 00:06:56,471 --> 00:06:58,572 Right. 183 00:06:58,573 --> 00:07:01,725 Doctor, I only got a week to heal, so what can we do? 184 00:07:01,726 --> 00:07:03,177 Oh. 185 00:07:03,178 --> 00:07:04,962 - Valerie. - Yeah. Yeah. 186 00:07:04,963 --> 00:07:07,681 - Wasn't talking to anybody. - Um, forgot. 187 00:07:07,682 --> 00:07:12,019 We would like to invite you to see the Golden Globes next week. 188 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,605 Oh, okay. 189 00:07:13,606 --> 00:07:15,773 - You're part of the HBO family now. - Aw. 190 00:07:15,774 --> 00:07:18,325 We'll see you then. We throw an amazing after-party. 191 00:07:18,326 --> 00:07:19,943 Yeah. Yeah. 192 00:07:19,944 --> 00:07:23,564 I am so excited about this. I loved "The Comeback" and "I'm It." 193 00:07:23,565 --> 00:07:25,116 Oh, thank you! 194 00:07:25,117 --> 00:07:27,034 Yeah, I saw it at the museum of broadcasting. 195 00:07:27,035 --> 00:07:29,753 Val: Uh-huh. Okay. 196 00:07:29,754 --> 00:07:32,673 That means it's a classic. That's nice. 197 00:07:32,674 --> 00:07:33,957 That's in Beverly Hills. 198 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:37,594 Right. Yeah. Across from the... Nate 'n Al's. Yeah. 199 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:39,797 Mickey, please tell me you're still in touch with Jane. 200 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:43,300 Val: Okay, there's nothing. 201 00:07:43,301 --> 00:07:46,520 All green, and I know we're not at a golf course. 202 00:07:46,521 --> 00:07:50,224 This trip to "Jane-ville" is a long way to go. 203 00:07:50,225 --> 00:07:52,977 That email looked like a definite no to me, Red. 204 00:07:52,978 --> 00:07:56,063 Well, no such thing as a definite no, okay? 205 00:07:56,064 --> 00:07:57,482 What's the name of that road again? 206 00:07:57,483 --> 00:07:58,949 Oh... 207 00:07:59,818 --> 00:08:02,069 It's, uh... 208 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:05,489 4325 Yasidro Sage road. 209 00:08:05,490 --> 00:08:07,791 And I know this is her current address 210 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:10,461 because I didn't get my Christmas newsletter back. 211 00:08:12,464 --> 00:08:13,831 Okay, we're nowhere. 212 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:18,252 Oh, so many people are dead. 213 00:08:18,253 --> 00:08:20,672 Didn't that sign back there say that? 214 00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:22,473 All right, I need to pay attention. 215 00:08:22,474 --> 00:08:24,676 Didn't realize I'm gonna have to leave bread crumbs. 216 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:26,009 (Chuckles) 217 00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:27,511 Oh. 218 00:08:29,347 --> 00:08:32,182 Mickey: I think you made a wrong turn, hon. 219 00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:34,518 (Dog barking) Mickey: Oh, there it is. 220 00:08:34,519 --> 00:08:36,354 Val: I don't want to hit the dogs. 221 00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:38,188 Aw, look at this. 222 00:08:39,407 --> 00:08:42,192 (Barking continues) 223 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:47,364 - (Goat bleating) - Val: Wow. 224 00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:49,950 Look at where we are. 225 00:08:51,169 --> 00:08:52,920 Jeez, the sun. 226 00:08:52,921 --> 00:08:54,038 Where's my sombrero? 227 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,206 Oh, you wanna get it? Yeah. I'm gonna need it. 228 00:08:56,207 --> 00:08:58,042 My face will look like little orphan Annie. 229 00:08:58,043 --> 00:08:59,626 Val: Uh-huh. 230 00:08:59,627 --> 00:09:01,595 Oh, look! 231 00:09:01,596 --> 00:09:02,863 Horses! 232 00:09:02,864 --> 00:09:04,598 Val: Yeah, I saw them. Yeah. 233 00:09:04,599 --> 00:09:07,719 Mickey: What's wrong with that one's leg? It's bandaged. 234 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,387 Oh, yeah. Supposed to shoot them, right? 235 00:09:10,388 --> 00:09:12,639 "They shoot horses, don't they?" 236 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,525 - That movie... - Ivan: No. 237 00:09:14,526 --> 00:09:16,310 You should Netflix it. 238 00:09:16,311 --> 00:09:17,644 Yeah. Okay. 239 00:09:17,645 --> 00:09:19,397 (Horse whinnies) 240 00:09:19,398 --> 00:09:20,899 Oh! (Val laughs) 241 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:23,233 Jane, Jane. Sound familiar? 242 00:09:23,234 --> 00:09:26,019 (Val laughs) Oh my God. 243 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,788 Jane: Valerie! 244 00:09:27,789 --> 00:09:29,790 I thought, "who is this?" 245 00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:32,659 And then I saw the cameras and I knew it was you. 246 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:34,044 You never give up. 247 00:09:34,045 --> 00:09:37,047 Well, you do. You're really off the grid here, huh? 248 00:09:37,048 --> 00:09:39,633 Well, I'm not really off the grid. If I was, I wouldn't have 249 00:09:39,634 --> 00:09:41,418 gotten your email about the Paulie G. thing. 250 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:43,253 Oh, yeah. Okay. 251 00:09:43,254 --> 00:09:45,172 (Chuckles) 252 00:09:45,173 --> 00:09:46,924 Val: All right, okay. Yeah. 253 00:09:46,925 --> 00:09:48,392 - Come in. - Thank you. 254 00:09:48,393 --> 00:09:50,261 - Yeah. - Come on. Yeah. 255 00:09:50,262 --> 00:09:52,179 (Dog growls) 256 00:09:53,815 --> 00:09:56,650 - (Loud clattering) - Oh, look out. Watch it. 257 00:09:56,651 --> 00:09:58,151 - Bust up the joint. - Don't worry about that. 258 00:09:58,152 --> 00:09:59,403 Here, let me fix that for you, Jane. 259 00:09:59,404 --> 00:10:01,822 - Oops. Yeah, it's... okay. - Okay. Go ahead. 260 00:10:01,823 --> 00:10:03,824 - Jane: Hey, Mickey. - Mickey: Hey, sweetie. 261 00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:07,278 - (Jane sighs) - Val: Oh, wow. 262 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:09,329 Val: This is nice. 263 00:10:10,531 --> 00:10:12,115 Mickey: Oh my goodness. 264 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:14,868 You own this? 265 00:10:14,869 --> 00:10:16,253 - Yeah. - Val: Aww. 266 00:10:16,254 --> 00:10:20,007 Wow, good for you. Looks like we made it. 267 00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:22,125 (Laughs) Neil Diamond. So good. 268 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:23,794 I think it's Barry Manilow. 269 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,295 Huh? 270 00:10:25,296 --> 00:10:28,181 I get it... I get it, Jane. I get it. 271 00:10:28,182 --> 00:10:31,018 Get why you live all the way out here, away from everything. 272 00:10:31,019 --> 00:10:33,720 - You know, good for you. - Yeah. 273 00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:36,106 So, Valerie... 274 00:10:36,107 --> 00:10:38,191 Um, thank you for thinking of me, 275 00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:40,645 but I'm not interested. So... 276 00:10:40,646 --> 00:10:42,396 Jane: Would you guys like some tea? 277 00:10:42,397 --> 00:10:44,231 Sure. Yeah, while we talk? 278 00:10:44,232 --> 00:10:45,866 - Yeah, let's talk about it. - All right. 279 00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,035 I make a mean tea. 280 00:10:48,036 --> 00:10:49,119 Whoa, careful there. 281 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,454 Jane: All right. Oh. Okay. Yeah. 282 00:10:50,455 --> 00:10:53,490 - Watch it. You gotta be careful, Ivan. - Sorry. 283 00:10:54,742 --> 00:10:55,994 (Chuckling) 284 00:10:55,995 --> 00:10:58,295 Val: See why I need you? 285 00:10:58,296 --> 00:11:00,964 Val: So, um, Jane, I know you said you weren't interested 286 00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,501 in doing a reality show again. 287 00:11:03,502 --> 00:11:05,552 Um, thank you. 288 00:11:05,553 --> 00:11:07,888 But you know what, this is HBO, 289 00:11:07,889 --> 00:11:09,973 and they asked for you, okay? 290 00:11:09,974 --> 00:11:11,475 They know who you are. 291 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:13,260 Yeah, I met with someone there 292 00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:15,762 when I was trying to get distribution for my documentary. 293 00:11:15,763 --> 00:11:18,432 Well, okay. Now maybe they'll revisit 294 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:20,350 distri-buting it. Okay? 295 00:11:20,351 --> 00:11:22,936 Get people to see it. Who knows what can happen? 296 00:11:22,937 --> 00:11:26,156 Yeah. Actually, yeah, some people did see it 297 00:11:26,157 --> 00:11:28,692 and then that happened. 298 00:11:30,194 --> 00:11:32,980 Val: Is that an Oscar? Is it real? Can I pick it up? 299 00:11:32,981 --> 00:11:34,031 (Jane chuckles) Yeah. 300 00:11:34,032 --> 00:11:37,035 (Val gasps) Yeah? Oh my. 301 00:11:37,036 --> 00:11:38,568 Ooh. Oh. 302 00:11:38,569 --> 00:11:42,122 Okay. Wow. "Best documentary short: 303 00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:45,175 The Hidden Women of Treblinka." What is that? 304 00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:48,295 Uh, it's about lesbians in the holocaust. 305 00:11:48,296 --> 00:11:50,797 Oh. Important. Yeah. 306 00:11:50,798 --> 00:11:53,100 'Cause it got you this. 307 00:11:53,101 --> 00:11:57,055 Wow, so, "Jane Benson and Joanne Meyer"? 308 00:11:57,056 --> 00:11:59,890 Yeah, Joan. That's my ex. 309 00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:03,394 Oh! Oh. I didn't know you were... 310 00:12:03,395 --> 00:12:05,563 what, that I was Jewish or a lesbian? 311 00:12:05,564 --> 00:12:08,315 Well, both, you know. Double whammy. 312 00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:10,784 Well, nice to meet you, Jane Benson: 313 00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:12,953 Jewish lesbian with an Oscar. 314 00:12:12,954 --> 00:12:16,240 Good for you. Good for you. 315 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:18,241 (Sighs) 316 00:12:18,242 --> 00:12:19,576 Wow. 317 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,580 Doesn't mean anything. 318 00:12:24,665 --> 00:12:26,967 "Doesn't mean anything"? (Laughs) 319 00:12:26,968 --> 00:12:28,585 It's an Oscar! 320 00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:30,554 Ooh, and I made banana bread. 321 00:12:30,555 --> 00:12:32,806 Oh. I don't eat that, but... 322 00:12:32,807 --> 00:12:33,925 I'll have some. 323 00:12:33,926 --> 00:12:36,560 Tyler, make sure that you get me with the Oscar. 324 00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:38,478 You know what, Mickey? Here. 325 00:12:38,479 --> 00:12:40,598 Will you take a picture of me with the Oscar? 326 00:12:40,599 --> 00:12:42,649 Just wanna make sure. I want it on my phone. 327 00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:46,987 Yeah. Take another one for safety. 328 00:12:46,988 --> 00:12:48,739 And another one. 329 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:50,607 Another one. 330 00:12:50,608 --> 00:12:52,859 Just one more. 331 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,811 (Mickey laughs) Jane, taking pictures with your Oscar. 332 00:12:54,812 --> 00:12:56,663 I know, I'm right in the room. 333 00:12:56,664 --> 00:12:59,866 Oh. (Laughs) Couldn't see you, I was blinded by the gold. 334 00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:02,619 (Laughs) Oh, wow. 335 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,621 Look at that. 336 00:13:04,622 --> 00:13:06,373 Makes a good doorstop... 337 00:13:06,374 --> 00:13:08,258 Val: Doorstop. (Laughs) 338 00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:09,960 'cause it doesn't matter. 339 00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:12,879 "It doesn't matter"? 340 00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:16,085 Jane: I still had trouble 341 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,852 - raising money for my next one. - Oh. 342 00:13:18,853 --> 00:13:23,557 I have an unfinished movie about the Taiwanese boat women in my barn. 343 00:13:23,558 --> 00:13:25,492 Nobody even wants to know about it. 344 00:13:25,493 --> 00:13:28,028 Well, maybe HBO wants to know about it. 345 00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:29,613 Right? 346 00:13:29,614 --> 00:13:31,648 Oh, no can do. I'm a lightweight. 347 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:32,783 Mickey? 348 00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:35,652 Oh, hello! Mm, that's right. 349 00:13:36,871 --> 00:13:38,155 Well... 350 00:13:39,574 --> 00:13:43,126 Oooh. Yeah, oh, no. Uh-uh. Sorry. Nope, not 21. 351 00:13:43,127 --> 00:13:45,163 You just work the camera, okay? 352 00:13:45,164 --> 00:13:48,331 I'm 25. Well, okay, I don't want the other kids to feel bad. 353 00:13:48,332 --> 00:13:50,917 All right. Yeah. Go ahead. 354 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:53,303 Is this butter? 355 00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:54,921 It's goat butter. 356 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:56,841 Is that a thing? 357 00:13:56,842 --> 00:13:58,508 Yeah. The horses like the goats. 358 00:13:58,509 --> 00:14:00,310 You need to... okay. Come up. 359 00:14:00,311 --> 00:14:02,847 - Aww. - Jane: That way. There you go. 360 00:14:02,848 --> 00:14:04,931 Yeah. They're rescue horses. 361 00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:08,485 They're, like, traumatized when they come in, 362 00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:10,188 and the goats are, like, entry-level. 363 00:14:10,189 --> 00:14:13,573 So the horses get comfortable with the goats, 364 00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,075 and then they get comfortable with people, 365 00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,410 and so that's goat butter. 366 00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:20,413 Do you have anything in a pump or a spray? 367 00:14:20,414 --> 00:14:22,999 Mickey... trying to talk business with Jane. 368 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,204 (Giggles) So, Jane, seriously, 369 00:14:26,205 --> 00:14:28,538 how 'bout it? 370 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,593 (Sighs) 371 00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:38,315 Nothing? You're not gonna say anything? 372 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:42,052 You were so uptight around Paulie. 373 00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:45,021 Uptight? I-I was... I wasn't uptight. 374 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:47,107 Oh, were you just trying to get me to smoke that? 375 00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:49,159 Oh, fine. I will. I'll do it. 376 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,062 I'll do it. You know why? Because I'm not uptight. 377 00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:55,282 See? (Coughs) 378 00:14:55,283 --> 00:14:58,485 I'm not uptight at all, I'm... you know what? Paulie's changed. 379 00:14:58,486 --> 00:14:59,737 This is good stuff. 380 00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:01,705 (Laughs) It is. It is. 381 00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:04,407 You know, I don't know, Jane. (Teakettle whistling) 382 00:15:04,408 --> 00:15:06,543 Did you know... 383 00:15:06,544 --> 00:15:08,545 That he was, um... (Inhales) 384 00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:10,497 Doing heroin? 385 00:15:10,498 --> 00:15:12,132 When we were shooting "room and bored." 386 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:14,417 Yeah. I saw him shoot up once. 387 00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:16,836 You did? You didn't say anything. 388 00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,054 It wasn't about him. 389 00:15:18,923 --> 00:15:20,473 That's right. Yeah. 390 00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:24,428 Oh, sorry. 391 00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:26,146 I'm hogging the bogart. 392 00:15:26,147 --> 00:15:29,816 Mm, I forgot how good butter tastes. 393 00:15:29,817 --> 00:15:33,236 I feel bad enough about what I did to you on camera the first time. 394 00:15:33,237 --> 00:15:35,522 Val: Well, I'm fine. 395 00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,607 I'm fine. You were just doing your job, you know. 396 00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:40,577 And you're good at your job, Jane, that's why everybody wants you. 397 00:15:41,529 --> 00:15:42,613 I'm sorry. 398 00:15:42,614 --> 00:15:44,664 I just don't see the point of it all. 399 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:46,499 Val: Oh. Okay. Well, all right. 400 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,286 You don't see the point in anything. But, you know, um... 401 00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:51,588 How about people? Do people count? 402 00:15:51,589 --> 00:15:53,290 You know? I need you. 403 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:56,059 I mean, I'm not a lesbian, and I'm not a Taiwanese boat person, 404 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,761 but I need you. 405 00:16:00,264 --> 00:16:02,349 I need to feed the horses. 406 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:10,690 Okay. That's... all right. I get it. So... 407 00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:13,477 I give up. We'll go. 408 00:16:13,478 --> 00:16:15,228 Jane: Oops. Wait a sec, I got it. 409 00:16:15,229 --> 00:16:17,364 All right. 410 00:16:17,365 --> 00:16:18,649 - Val: Oop. - Mickey: Hup hup. 411 00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:20,318 I'm sorry that I couldn't help you. 412 00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:22,519 Oh, well, that's... thanks for talking to me. 413 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,888 Are those the... is that the... those are the rescue horses? 414 00:16:24,889 --> 00:16:27,457 They're just so beautiful, you know. 415 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,209 Just think of how many more you could rescue 416 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,661 with the money that you'd make doing the show. 417 00:16:31,662 --> 00:16:32,912 (Dog barks) 418 00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:34,664 - Did you answer and I missed it? - No. 419 00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:36,667 Okay. Well, all right. I give up. 420 00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:38,301 That's okay. (Giggles) Okay. 421 00:16:39,754 --> 00:16:42,639 Oh, is that the barn? Is that where you have the... 422 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,809 Taiwanese boat ladies that you can't finish because you don't have the money? 423 00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:47,845 Is that where that is? 424 00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:49,229 All right, you're making me feel bad. 425 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,563 Well, look... I mean, I'm sorry, 426 00:16:50,564 --> 00:16:53,184 but I just... all I hear you say is that, you know, 427 00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:55,652 "I don't have money to do the things that I really want to do," 428 00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:57,487 and I'm here offering you money 429 00:16:57,488 --> 00:17:00,323 to do those things and a do-over with me. 430 00:17:00,324 --> 00:17:02,525 Right? So... 431 00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:06,363 (Goat bleats) 432 00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:18,008 Mr. Mark. 433 00:17:21,128 --> 00:17:22,762 Hello, Jane. 434 00:17:23,714 --> 00:17:25,598 - Valerie?- Val: Mm-hmm? 435 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,600 - You have company. - Val: Oh? 436 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:31,054 Okay. Yeah. 437 00:17:31,055 --> 00:17:32,605 Mark: W-why are they here? 438 00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:35,058 I thought this was going to be different than "The Comeback." 439 00:17:35,059 --> 00:17:36,192 It's completely different, Mark. 440 00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:38,728 This is about an actress on a TV show. 441 00:17:38,729 --> 00:17:40,597 They're just here to pick me up. 442 00:17:40,598 --> 00:17:42,365 Hi. Come on in. 443 00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:43,983 Hi, Jane. 444 00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:45,568 Where is she? 445 00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:46,953 Val: Oh, hi. Hi, hon. 446 00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:48,154 Hi, Tyler. 447 00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:49,956 Say hi to your Uncle. 448 00:17:49,957 --> 00:17:54,044 See? Kept him on the crew, and not just for me, it's a big deal for him too. 449 00:17:55,046 --> 00:17:56,830 Hey, Tyler. Learning a lot? 450 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:01,134 Val: Well, of course he is. You know, Jane has an Oscar. 451 00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:03,670 Good. I don't want to be on this. 452 00:18:03,671 --> 00:18:05,256 Okay. Message received. 453 00:18:05,257 --> 00:18:06,973 Okay? (Laughs) 454 00:18:06,974 --> 00:18:08,725 He's so cute. Silly Mark. 455 00:18:08,726 --> 00:18:10,594 You're so cute. You're so cute. 456 00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:12,562 (Chuckles) 457 00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:13,980 Hi. What's that? Oh, hi. 458 00:18:13,981 --> 00:18:15,732 - Jane: Yeah, that's Nail. - Val: Nail? Yeah. Hi. 459 00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:17,435 - Jane: And hawk and chip. - Val: I got it. 460 00:18:17,436 --> 00:18:19,402 - Jane: Over there. - Val: Hawk. Chip. 461 00:18:19,403 --> 00:18:20,604 Jane: Yeah, I got it. I got it. 462 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:21,771 Val: Thank you. Yeah. 463 00:18:21,772 --> 00:18:23,606 - Sorry. - That's nice of you, but... 464 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:26,376 (Jane laughs) ... Jane should do my mic. 465 00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:27,827 Val: Oh! Okay. 466 00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,697 I almost forgot the big news. 467 00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:32,082 Um... 468 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,201 You know how you and I have been talking about how we wanna try 469 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:36,953 having date night more? 470 00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:39,756 Okay. Well, you and I are going to the Golden Globes. 471 00:18:39,757 --> 00:18:41,624 - What? - Uh-huh. 472 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,626 - That's cool. - (Laughs) That's a smile. 473 00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,763 Just me and you? 474 00:18:46,764 --> 00:18:48,548 Just me and you, 475 00:18:48,549 --> 00:18:50,016 and Mickey, and Billy, and... 476 00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:52,018 You know. 477 00:18:52,019 --> 00:18:53,353 Yeah. Just get your tux ready. 478 00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:55,188 Yeah. (Laughs) 479 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,642 I actually gasped. 480 00:18:58,643 --> 00:19:00,693 (Laughing) That's real. 481 00:19:00,694 --> 00:19:02,646 Jane, we're not gonna see that, are we? 482 00:19:02,647 --> 00:19:03,980 Jane: What? 483 00:19:03,981 --> 00:19:06,449 Me gasping. 484 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,818 Well, she's not gonna use anything she doesn't need. 485 00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:11,621 Well, what does that mean? 486 00:19:11,622 --> 00:19:13,706 It means I'm late for the stylist, okay? 487 00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:16,709 They just came to pick me up, but then you started a conversation. 488 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,294 I didn't start a conversation. 489 00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:19,879 So, let's go everyone. 490 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,698 (Cellphone ringing) Oh, forgot my phone. 491 00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:23,667 Well, that could have been bad. 492 00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:25,502 Who's Dr. Jadra? 493 00:19:25,503 --> 00:19:28,338 Oh, um, that's not important. I can just call him back. 494 00:19:28,339 --> 00:19:30,123 (Ringing continues) I can call him back. 495 00:19:30,124 --> 00:19:31,842 Isn't he the guy... 496 00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:34,477 Yeah. You know, I'm just gonna... 497 00:19:34,478 --> 00:19:36,180 Get a little Botox. 498 00:19:36,181 --> 00:19:38,648 You know, everyone in Beverly Hills gets a little Botox. 499 00:19:38,649 --> 00:19:41,234 Mark: All right. All right. Did you forget what happened the last time? 500 00:19:41,235 --> 00:19:43,903 With the fillers and the Botox and the... 501 00:19:43,904 --> 00:19:45,321 well, yeah. I was... 502 00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:47,524 I wanted to get surgery, 'cause it's safer, 503 00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:49,192 you know, but I only have a week... 504 00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:51,529 - All right. You want to see what happens? - So I'm just gonna do this. 505 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:53,029 What are you doing? 506 00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:54,198 - Oh, no! - Okay. No, no, no. 507 00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:56,033 - No, that's not... oh, no! - Jane, this... 508 00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:58,202 no, this is what happens with fillers. 509 00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:00,286 Okay. No. That's all right. I got it. 510 00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:02,288 Come on. 511 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:04,674 Thank you. That's not necessary, Mark. 512 00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:07,594 Either you want to be on camera or you don't want to be on camera. 513 00:20:09,713 --> 00:20:11,047 You guys ready? 514 00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:15,351 He's filming his reality show, so that's happening. 515 00:20:15,352 --> 00:20:17,103 I know that show. Okay. 516 00:20:17,104 --> 00:20:18,605 Oh, no. This one only airs in China. 517 00:20:18,606 --> 00:20:20,557 China, smart. Yeah. 518 00:20:20,558 --> 00:20:22,475 - Okay, everybody. Here we go. - Val: Okay. 519 00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,146 Val: There he is. 520 00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:28,848 (Val laughs) 521 00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:30,233 Brad Goreski. 522 00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:32,235 - Hello, Valerie Cherish. - Hi. 523 00:20:33,454 --> 00:20:35,655 - How are you? - Goo... oops. All righty. 524 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:37,457 Can't operate cars either. 525 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,042 Mickey, don't. 526 00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:41,744 - (Whispers) - Yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it. 527 00:20:41,745 --> 00:20:43,046 Um, should we try it again? 528 00:20:43,047 --> 00:20:44,214 Sure, yeah. Okay. 529 00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:45,465 In five, six, seven, eight... 530 00:20:45,466 --> 00:20:47,133 - (Laughing) - (Val laughing) Right? 531 00:20:47,134 --> 00:20:48,668 Brad Goreski! 532 00:20:48,669 --> 00:20:50,837 Hello, Valerie Cherish! 533 00:20:50,838 --> 00:20:53,256 (Speaking Chinese) 534 00:21:00,848 --> 00:21:02,098 Who is this? 535 00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:03,182 Oh, this is Valerie Cherish. 536 00:21:04,235 --> 00:21:05,652 Nice to meet you. 537 00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:08,605 I'm Brad's assistant. 538 00:21:09,607 --> 00:21:10,907 Oh. 539 00:21:11,825 --> 00:21:12,909 Val: Yeah. 540 00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:14,611 Okay. (Laughs) 541 00:21:14,612 --> 00:21:17,330 I didn't... I didn't know. Let's take a look at the rack. 542 00:21:17,331 --> 00:21:18,581 That one, not this one. 543 00:21:18,582 --> 00:21:20,166 (Chuckles) Cute. 544 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,619 Comedy doesn't translate. 545 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:25,171 I think this would look really pretty with your hair. 546 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,174 Uh-huh. 547 00:21:28,175 --> 00:21:29,676 You have to try this. 548 00:21:33,347 --> 00:21:35,466 Uh-huh. That's... it's a lot of feathers. 549 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:37,100 Um, it's just not me, I don't think. 550 00:21:37,101 --> 00:21:40,520 Yeah, but you know what I love about this one is that it's so modern, 551 00:21:40,521 --> 00:21:42,972 and I'd love to see you in something modern for a change. 552 00:21:43,974 --> 00:21:45,892 Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Great. 553 00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:47,478 Try that. Thank you. Okay. All right. 554 00:21:47,479 --> 00:21:49,896 (Softly) Even though I'd never wear it in a million years. 555 00:21:49,897 --> 00:21:51,781 It's a goodie. 556 00:21:51,782 --> 00:21:53,700 (Woman laughing) 557 00:21:53,701 --> 00:21:54,984 Val: No. 558 00:21:54,985 --> 00:21:56,319 Val: Oh, no. 559 00:21:57,204 --> 00:21:58,489 Val: No. 560 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:00,373 Let's see it, Val. 561 00:22:00,374 --> 00:22:03,042 Val: Oh. Um... 562 00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:05,962 No, I don't... it's not right. You know, it's... no. No. 563 00:22:05,963 --> 00:22:07,547 Not me. 564 00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:09,799 Well, come on out. 565 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,168 Val: Um, I'm good in here. You know. 566 00:22:18,759 --> 00:22:20,393 Val: I don't think... oh. 567 00:22:20,394 --> 00:22:21,644 Oh, I like it. 568 00:22:21,645 --> 00:22:24,647 - Well, I... no. - Yeah, I think it's worth seeing. 569 00:22:24,648 --> 00:22:27,100 It... you know what? Let's just move along, okay? 570 00:22:27,101 --> 00:22:28,768 'Cause it's just... it's not me. 571 00:22:28,769 --> 00:22:31,522 Yeah, I know. You don't have to wear it to the Golden Globes, Val. 572 00:22:31,523 --> 00:22:33,524 We just need to see you in a couple of looks for this. 573 00:22:33,525 --> 00:22:36,075 You know the drill, you had a reality show. 574 00:22:36,076 --> 00:22:37,827 - Yeah. Yeah. Just for fun. - Yeah. Yeah. 575 00:22:37,828 --> 00:22:39,662 We're gonna have fun. Okay. Sure. Exactly. Yeah. 576 00:22:39,663 --> 00:22:41,614 Okay. Here I come. Great. 577 00:22:41,615 --> 00:22:43,533 Okay. Well... 578 00:22:43,534 --> 00:22:45,084 This one's fun, huh? 579 00:22:45,085 --> 00:22:46,869 Look at that. (Laughs) 580 00:22:48,122 --> 00:22:50,089 - Isn't that something? - Brad: I love the idea. 581 00:22:51,759 --> 00:22:53,209 But it's not you. 582 00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:56,095 Well, yeah. That's what I said in there. 583 00:22:56,096 --> 00:22:57,463 You know, but... 584 00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:00,850 Look like I fell asleep in a bird sanctuary. 585 00:23:00,851 --> 00:23:03,053 Huh? Who's my prom date? Big bird? 586 00:23:03,054 --> 00:23:05,054 (Laughs) Okay. 587 00:23:05,055 --> 00:23:06,856 Try another one. 588 00:23:06,857 --> 00:23:08,808 Which... what's next, Brad? 589 00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:11,361 Actually, I have one that I'd love for you to see. 590 00:23:11,362 --> 00:23:12,895 It's a-mazing. 591 00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:14,397 Val: Is it normal? 592 00:23:14,398 --> 00:23:17,617 Val: That's pretty. Yeah, that will be fun. 593 00:23:17,618 --> 00:23:19,235 (Gasps) 594 00:23:21,055 --> 00:23:23,706 Somebody say, "Golden Globes"? 595 00:23:23,707 --> 00:23:25,408 (Doorbell rings) 596 00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:29,045 Housekeeper: Oh! Look at Mr. Mike! 597 00:23:29,046 --> 00:23:31,464 Hats off. Here we come. 598 00:23:31,465 --> 00:23:33,883 Those beautiful girls! 599 00:23:33,884 --> 00:23:35,551 (Val laughs) 600 00:23:35,552 --> 00:23:36,886 Uh, limo's here. 601 00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:38,755 Well, here we are, four on the town. 602 00:23:38,756 --> 00:23:39,806 Got the tickets, Mark? 603 00:23:39,807 --> 00:23:41,541 - Yes, I do. - Okay. 604 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:42,592 Let's go. 605 00:23:42,593 --> 00:23:44,060 Jane: How are we getting in? 606 00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:45,061 Huh? 607 00:23:45,062 --> 00:23:47,431 Jane: How are you going to get us in? 608 00:23:47,432 --> 00:23:49,932 Oh, well, they don't need tickets, right? They're press. 609 00:23:49,933 --> 00:23:51,734 Everybody needs a ticket. 610 00:23:58,108 --> 00:23:59,275 Housekeeper: Uh-oh. 611 00:24:01,345 --> 00:24:03,446 - (Chattering, cameras flashing) - Mark: Wow. 612 00:24:07,201 --> 00:24:08,751 You know, Billy was pretty upset. 613 00:24:08,752 --> 00:24:12,004 Well, Billy's a publicist, and he should understand. 614 00:24:12,005 --> 00:24:14,040 What about Mickey, just rolling with it, huh? 615 00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,842 You were so cute though, telling him. 616 00:24:15,843 --> 00:24:17,927 I'll go this time, Mickey. You go next. 617 00:24:17,928 --> 00:24:20,012 Oh, I don't know. I felt bad. 618 00:24:20,013 --> 00:24:21,514 No, don't. Don't. 619 00:24:21,515 --> 00:24:23,216 You're my man, okay? 620 00:24:23,217 --> 00:24:25,969 You're my husband, my everything, and you got to come. 621 00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:28,604 Gotta have you, and Jane and the crew. 622 00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:30,473 May I see your tickets, please? Val: Oh. 623 00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:32,642 Uh, yes. 624 00:24:34,394 --> 00:24:36,446 Omar, could you take them to suite 806. 625 00:24:36,447 --> 00:24:38,815 Have a nice evening. What's 806? What is that? 626 00:24:38,816 --> 00:24:40,416 A viewing party. 627 00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:42,368 I'm sorry, the awards are in there. Where are we going? 628 00:24:42,369 --> 00:24:44,537 To a viewing party in one of the suites. Right that way, ma'am. 629 00:24:44,538 --> 00:24:45,988 Well, we're guests of HBO. 630 00:24:45,989 --> 00:24:47,573 The HBO party is downstairs after. 631 00:24:47,574 --> 00:24:50,494 Oh, no. See, Val, it says, "viewing suite" right there. No, but I... what? 632 00:24:50,495 --> 00:24:51,744 Okay. 633 00:24:51,745 --> 00:24:53,463 I didn't see that, Mark. 634 00:24:53,464 --> 00:24:55,915 I didn't know. Well, I mean, we can still see it, right? 635 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:58,167 Yeah. Yeah, in the viewing suite. 636 00:24:58,168 --> 00:24:59,886 Let's see who else is in there. 637 00:24:59,887 --> 00:25:01,838 It could be fun. Okay, thank you. 638 00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:05,508 Okay. This is it. Okay. 639 00:25:05,509 --> 00:25:07,677 Yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm ready. 640 00:25:07,678 --> 00:25:09,012 All right. Ta-da. Okay. 641 00:25:09,013 --> 00:25:10,847 - (Indistinct chatter) - Wow. Pretty. 642 00:25:13,350 --> 00:25:16,219 (Women speaking Russian) 643 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:21,240 Well... 644 00:25:21,241 --> 00:25:23,409 Who are these people? 645 00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:24,827 - (Speaking Russian) - Val: I don't know. 646 00:25:24,828 --> 00:25:26,529 Val: Guests of HBO, I guess. 647 00:25:28,782 --> 00:25:30,701 Are they speaking Russian? Is that what that is? 648 00:25:30,702 --> 00:25:32,668 Yeah, probably. 649 00:25:32,669 --> 00:25:34,204 They look like Russian whores. 650 00:25:34,205 --> 00:25:35,873 And how would you know that? 651 00:25:35,874 --> 00:25:37,540 Huh? (Laughs) 652 00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:39,041 I think they are. 653 00:25:39,042 --> 00:25:41,460 Well, I need a drink. 654 00:25:41,461 --> 00:25:43,546 I'm gonna get you a drink, okay? 655 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,801 I just saw Paulie G. so I should probably say hi. 656 00:25:48,802 --> 00:25:50,219 - Mark: Okay. - Val: Right? 657 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:52,522 Well, I don't have to say hi to him, do I? 658 00:25:52,523 --> 00:25:55,441 Well, why don't I get you a drink, and then you can say hi. 659 00:25:55,442 --> 00:25:57,176 Okay. All right. That'll help. 660 00:25:57,177 --> 00:25:59,178 Mark: Oh, and some cheese or something. 661 00:25:59,179 --> 00:26:00,530 - Sure. Yeah. - Thanks. 662 00:26:00,531 --> 00:26:02,315 - Hello. - (Speaks Russian) 663 00:26:02,316 --> 00:26:04,133 Don't understand. 664 00:26:07,321 --> 00:26:08,554 Man: Hi, what can I get you? 665 00:26:08,555 --> 00:26:11,290 Um... what should I have? 666 00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:13,209 Oh, you know what? Two of those. 667 00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:14,794 - Thank you. Yeah. - Coming right up. 668 00:26:14,795 --> 00:26:17,046 (Chattering, laughing) 669 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:21,000 Hello, hello, hello. 670 00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:23,469 - Hello, Valerie and her cameras. - (Laughs) Yeah. 671 00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:24,971 Bartender: Ma'am. Oh, thank you. 672 00:26:24,972 --> 00:26:27,056 - Bartender: Sure, enjoy. - Thank you very much. 673 00:26:27,975 --> 00:26:29,425 - So... - Aye. 674 00:26:31,345 --> 00:26:32,762 What's Jane doing here? 675 00:26:32,763 --> 00:26:35,348 Val: Um... you didn't know? 676 00:26:35,349 --> 00:26:37,099 Paulie G: No. 677 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:38,517 What is this, "The Comeback" comeback? 678 00:26:38,518 --> 00:26:39,652 Oh. 679 00:26:39,653 --> 00:26:41,020 You're not doing that to me again, are you? 680 00:26:41,021 --> 00:26:42,439 No. Absolutely not. No. 681 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,991 HBO called. They wanted her. 682 00:26:44,992 --> 00:26:46,359 Right? Yeah. 683 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,160 Yeah, but... You know what? Don't worry. 684 00:26:48,161 --> 00:26:50,246 We're in good hands, because... 685 00:26:50,247 --> 00:26:55,285 It's not that same cheesy TV stuff that you hate, you know. 686 00:26:55,286 --> 00:26:58,956 I don't know if you know, but Jane, um, she does documentary films, 687 00:26:58,957 --> 00:27:01,040 and she has an Oscar. 688 00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:02,592 - Wow. - Yeah, I know. 689 00:27:02,593 --> 00:27:05,378 For a holocaust movie... or lesbians... 690 00:27:05,379 --> 00:27:06,879 lesbian holocaust movie, yeah. 691 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,631 Sounds hot. Sorry I missed it. 692 00:27:09,466 --> 00:27:10,883 Yeah. (Chuckles) 693 00:27:10,884 --> 00:27:14,437 Paulie, just wanted to say it's a beautifully written show. 694 00:27:14,438 --> 00:27:16,555 Oh. You know? It really is, 695 00:27:16,556 --> 00:27:19,810 and I'm gonna do my best. 696 00:27:19,811 --> 00:27:21,894 Yeah, well, I hope you can do better than that. 697 00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,482 Yeah. 698 00:27:25,483 --> 00:27:26,949 Okay. 699 00:27:29,569 --> 00:27:31,404 - Okay. - Yeah, I just got you this... 700 00:27:31,405 --> 00:27:33,156 - he's coming over. - Yo, Val. 701 00:27:33,157 --> 00:27:34,740 Hi. Hi. 702 00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:37,043 - That wasn't you. - Huh? 703 00:27:37,044 --> 00:27:39,879 That... wasn't your fault. 704 00:27:42,299 --> 00:27:44,300 I'm sorry. 705 00:27:44,301 --> 00:27:46,235 It's all right. That's okay. 706 00:27:46,236 --> 00:27:48,005 That's okay. You know Mark, right? 707 00:27:48,006 --> 00:27:49,221 - Hello, Mark. - Val: Paulie. 708 00:27:49,222 --> 00:27:50,139 Paulie G. You all right? 709 00:27:50,140 --> 00:27:52,008 Yeah. Yeah. (Sighs) 710 00:27:52,009 --> 00:27:54,343 I thought I was gonna be at the Golden Globes tonight. I'm a little tense. 711 00:27:54,344 --> 00:27:56,179 - Sorry. - Yeah. No, so did we. 712 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:58,898 Yeah, I mean, they could have said, "you're going to a suite," you know? 713 00:27:58,899 --> 00:28:00,983 They could have made a fucking decision, you know? 714 00:28:00,984 --> 00:28:02,151 I'm feeling a little set up, I guess. 715 00:28:02,152 --> 00:28:04,937 Okay. Yeah. Well, you know what? Next year. 716 00:28:04,938 --> 00:28:06,656 We'll be inside. 717 00:28:06,657 --> 00:28:08,607 You'll be inside. All right? Next year. 718 00:28:08,608 --> 00:28:09,909 Right. 719 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:12,662 We were gonna go to the HBO after-party. You wanna come? 720 00:28:12,663 --> 00:28:13,996 No, I'm gonna go to a meeting. 721 00:28:13,997 --> 00:28:15,032 What? 722 00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:16,749 - I'm gonna go to a meeting. - Okay. 723 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,918 All right. Wish we could go too. 724 00:28:18,919 --> 00:28:21,037 Don't you wish you were an alcoholic so we could go? 725 00:28:21,038 --> 00:28:23,372 - (Scoffs) - Bad joke. 726 00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:26,592 Val: Okay. Yeah. 727 00:28:26,593 --> 00:28:28,210 See you next week on set. 728 00:28:29,429 --> 00:28:31,013 Bright and early. 729 00:28:31,014 --> 00:28:32,631 All right. That's good. 730 00:28:32,632 --> 00:28:34,383 - Val: He walked right by the bar. - Mark: All right. 731 00:28:34,384 --> 00:28:37,220 That's probably a good sign. Wait till he's gone before I... 732 00:28:37,221 --> 00:28:38,537 733 00:28:38,538 --> 00:28:40,089 (Sighs) Should we go? 734 00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:42,942 Well, I don't wanna ride in the elevator with Paulie G. So... 735 00:28:42,943 --> 00:28:45,144 - No, thank you. - Let's just wait. Yeah. 736 00:28:45,145 --> 00:28:48,241 Walking on, walking on, broken glass 737 00:28:50,951 --> 00:28:52,985 You know, it was nice of him to come over. 738 00:28:52,986 --> 00:28:55,621 Mm-hmm. Yes. Okay, that... see, Jane, he has changed. 739 00:28:55,622 --> 00:28:57,073 He wouldn't have done that before. 740 00:28:57,074 --> 00:28:58,575 Val, he's still a freak. 741 00:28:58,576 --> 00:29:00,326 Well, you know, he's an artist. 742 00:29:00,327 --> 00:29:04,246 So... you're just lucky, 'cause you're married to a sane artist. 743 00:29:04,247 --> 00:29:07,133 You're an artist? You're an actress. 744 00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:08,667 Actresses are artists. 745 00:29:10,087 --> 00:29:12,004 (Giggles) He doesn't know. 746 00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:13,723 So take me from the wreckage 747 00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:15,174 Hello. 748 00:29:15,175 --> 00:29:16,760 Save me from the blast 749 00:29:16,761 --> 00:29:18,594 We should probably go. I think it's okay now. 750 00:29:18,595 --> 00:29:20,596 Right? Yeah. Okay. 751 00:29:20,597 --> 00:29:22,014 Probably safe. 752 00:29:22,015 --> 00:29:25,017 Don't let me keep on walking 753 00:29:25,018 --> 00:29:26,435 Coast is clear. 754 00:29:26,436 --> 00:29:28,654 I can't keep on walking 755 00:29:28,655 --> 00:29:30,239 - Mark: Let's go.- Val: Bye-bye. 756 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,773 Val: We're leaving. 757 00:29:33,077 --> 00:29:36,466 - Sync and Corrections by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 758 00:29:36,516 --> 00:29:41,066 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53809

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