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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:39,292 For God's sake, let me go! 2 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:57,750 Where to, princess? 3 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:03,083 - Let me go. - Scream if you want. 4 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:08,833 Let the toughest man in Meerut save you from my clutches. 5 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,917 - Anyone there? - Ashok! 6 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:47,167 May the good Lord forgive us! 7 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,417 Can't you speak French? 8 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:10,833 Ashok, didn't I hit you yesterday? 9 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:12,500 So what? 10 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,417 So what! 11 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,417 Times have changed, boy. 12 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:24,000 Your father is a boy! They call me Bauua Singh. 13 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:27,167 Bauua! 14 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,500 Oh, no! That same dream. 15 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:35,250 Did you save my honor again in your dream? 16 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:36,833 Yes. 17 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,333 Your friends are here. 18 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:42,417 Your father is calling you for breakfast. 19 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:45,500 Bring me tea. Wash your hands first. 20 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,625 - Bauua. - Who's that? 21 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:52,000 - Bauua! - Bauua! 22 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:56,625 Your Majesty! Good morning. 23 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,833 Good morning, guys. What's up? 24 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:01,000 Look! The new iPhone. 25 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,167 Wow! 26 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:04,750 has brought great news for you. 27 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,833 Your heart will melt. You'll sing devotional songs. 28 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:10,542 - The most delightful news ever. - Read it out! 29 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:14,708 Okay. 30 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:15,792 - Wow! - At director Imtiaz Ali's party 31 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:20,625 the spat between Babita Kumari and her boyfriend intensified. 32 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,083 They were cast in Anurag Kashyap's next film 33 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:27,250 but Babita has refused to work with her guy. 34 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,542 - Tea. - Her close friend disclosed why. 35 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:34,625 He's with another actress. 36 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:41,250 Has it happened again? 37 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:44,000 Has Babita Kumari's heart been broken by another flirt? 38 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,167 Your bride has missed the wedding bus. 39 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:49,917 Well done! Guddu, that's terrific news. 40 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,250 Today is Eid. Give these guys a 500-rupee bundle. 41 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,750 It'll make their day. 42 00:04:56,292 --> 00:05:02,042 - Wait! - Just be quiet. 43 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:04,125 - Is he up yet? - No. 44 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:06,750 Have your breakfast. Stop nagging him. He's just a kid. 45 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:07,833 - By height. Eats like a full-grown man! - Stop it. 46 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:12,708 I slave away while the mister wants fresh orange juice. 47 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:17,583 I am not his father 48 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:21,542 but a money printing machine to him. 49 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:25,917 Keep them coming. 50 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:28,000 Hey! Enjoy biryani in my bride Babita's name. 51 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,167 Hey, you! 52 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,417 The whole neighborhood's shown up. 53 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:42,500 You incompetent idiots! 54 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:43,833 Snatch the cash from him. 55 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:45,625 - Have your breakfast. - I won't spare him today. 56 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:48,500 - It's morning! - What? 57 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,625 Squandering my money. 58 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,500 - He's a kid. - A kid, my foot! 59 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:57,500 You're an angel of death. 60 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,833 Don't talk nonsense, Ashok. 61 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,833 Your bad habits made me short. 62 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:04,083 So what if I spend your money? 63 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,833 My bad habits? 64 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,417 Is my height my fault? 65 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:10,542 All that tobacco-chewing stunted your genes. 66 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,000 - My genes? - It's stunted. I've read about it. 67 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,542 Kusum, either I kill him or you kill me. 68 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,625 - Say that when a cop's bashing you. - Bauua! 69 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,542 - Go on. Hit me. - Go downstairs for my sake. 70 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:23,167 - I'll stop your merrymaking. - Go! 71 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,250 - I'm taking your car. - Be my guest! 72 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:30,083 Move away! 73 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,833 Even your belt's too soft. 74 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:34,917 Bauua, why are you after him? 75 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:37,458 Look at my height. He owes me, Mom. 76 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:38,583 Son, it's God's will that you're a dwarf. 77 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:41,250 Your God has had His way. Now it's my turn. 78 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,625 Go. Get me my suit and the Dhoom 3 bowler hat. 79 00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:47,750 I'm going to watch my bride's new movie. 80 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,083 Mom, I've told you so many times 81 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:53,750 don't you cry. 82 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:57,917 - Found your perfect wife? - Pandey is looking for a girl. 83 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,250 - How are you! - Nigar Cinema. - How many passengers? 84 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:05,500 Just me, the small kid. And my father. 85 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,417 Why are you joking, sir? You're a grown man. 86 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:14,000 So why ask? Shall I? 87 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,750 - I charge 20 rupees. - It's 10 for Nigar Cinema. 88 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,500 Pay me five and pull the rickshaw yourself. 89 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:25,917 10 rupees per passenger. No matter how many. 90 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:27,917 - Can you pull us all? - Yes. 91 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:30,417 Give me five! Again! 92 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:34,167 I'm taking you to watch my bride's movie! 93 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:37,000 Come! We're off to see my bride's movie. 94 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,167 Come and enjoy Babita's latest! 95 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,917 Two item numbers in this one. 96 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:46,542 He can pull us all. 97 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:51,833 Guddu, should I call Junaid? 98 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:57,542 Forget it! He prefers the star Deepika and Hollywood movies. 99 00:07:57,833 --> 00:08:00,083 Come with us. There's tons of room here. 100 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:03,250 "The night is young, full of lustful promises." 101 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,833 "The weather is in our favor." 102 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:09,750 The screen is that way! 103 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,500 "You always fail at love. I burn in love." 104 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:19,958 "Our names are notorious." 105 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,583 "I could use you." 106 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,000 "Don't think too much." 107 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:34,000 "I'll leave the world behind for you. Why worry?" 108 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:38,250 "The beauty conquers your heart." 109 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,833 "The beauty conquers your heart. Don't worry, sweetheart." 110 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:43,250 "Beauty conquers.." 111 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,917 Shaadi.com calling. Yes, Pandey? 112 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:51,500 Celebrate? Celebrate what? 113 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:56,417 Are you drunk? I'll be there tomorrow. 114 00:08:56,542 --> 00:09:00,833 - What is it? - Nothing. Come on. 115 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:06,417 "Bang like a drum, work my body. Tonight I'm in charge, so dance to my beat." 116 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,833 "Do it slowly." 117 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,625 "One night only." 118 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:20,042 "Because I'm feeling hot, Tequila no chase." 119 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:25,250 "Oh, on, your lips, you like my style." 120 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:27,542 Bring the three Khans with you. Here I am, sweetheart. 121 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,042 Why did Pandey call you so early? 122 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:32,417 I have a bad feeling. 123 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:35,250 Mr. Singh 124 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:39,500 when's the wedding? 125 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,875 What rubbish, Pandey! 126 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,125 Don't stick gum on my shoe for your commission. 127 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:48,500 You've introduced me to many girls for months. 128 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,333 I didn't like any. 129 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:55,167 What's so special about her? 130 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,708 I didn't care for active girls 131 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,500 why would an inactive girl interest me? 132 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:01,917 - Inactive? - Yes! 133 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,167 - Yes. - He's right. 134 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,167 I know what you were up to. 135 00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:08,500 You should've told me before hugging and kissing. 136 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:09,625 My God, what have you done? 137 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,417 What's wrong with her? 138 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,000 She's pretty and educated. 139 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,625 Comes from a good family. Has a great job. 140 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,833 But 141 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,917 - a few mechanical problems. - Like what? 142 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:24,500 Technical hiccups. 143 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,333 He's not exactly a catch! 144 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,083 When he sits, his feet can't touch the ground and he wants a beauty. 145 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:30,542 - True. - You were having 146 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:33,417 a love affair. 147 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,708 No. 148 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,167 Will you betray her? Turn your back on love? 149 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,625 Love? What's going on? 150 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:44,000 No! 151 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,083 It started five months ago, on 27th January 152 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:47,667 you were looking at photos of prospective brides 153 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,250 and I entered through that door. 154 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:51,500 It was a miserable day. 155 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:54,250 You came all the way from Meerut in this terrible storm? 156 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,417 Bachelors at 38 157 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,708 aren't scared of storms. 158 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:01,625 You've seen so many photos. 159 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,500 No girl in Asia is worthy of you. 160 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:07,083 Shut up! 161 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,500 This one? 162 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:13,042 - Where did you find this? - In your desk drawer. 163 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:17,500 She's unavailable. So I hid it. 164 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,917 I've paid you so much, you should be available to me too. 165 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,000 - What are you saying? - What's wrong? 166 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:25,083 Mr. Singh, she's not for you. 167 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,333 I think she is. 168 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:30,625 My friend, she shakes a lot. 169 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,375 So I'll shake along with her. 170 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,875 Introduce us. 171 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:41,875 Don't take this road. 172 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:46,542 But I will. 173 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:48,875 Mr. Singh 174 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,375 even people who love in secret end up married. 175 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,583 Aafia Yusufzai Bhinder? What kind of name is that? 176 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,583 Some people have the oddest names. So does she. 177 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,375 Half Afghani, half Punjabi. 178 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,125 Blast! Then? What did you do? 179 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:03,792 Then, I landed up at her address. 180 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,708 Amity Global School is proud to present our very own student 181 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,542 from the batch of 2001. Apart from finding water fossils in Mars 182 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:12,208 her latest achievement is creating a zero gravity simulator on earth. 183 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,958 Students, please welcome our senior scientist, Ms. Aafia Yusufzai Bhinder. 184 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:20,875 Good heavens! 185 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:23,042 The photo was deceptive. 186 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:27,042 Good morning, students. 187 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:30,042 - Only girls here. Scoot! - Fine! 188 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,958 Stop! 189 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:38,167 - Where are you going? - Nowhere! 190 00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:41,958 - Why are you in a fancy dress? - It's my birthday. 191 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:47,583 - And those doves? - Which ones? 192 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,208 - Give them to me. - Stop! 193 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,792 They cost 5,000 for the pair, idiot. 194 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,708 Insulting me? What class are you in? 195 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:12,375 If I had married in time, I'd have brats like you by now. 196 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,875 Don't pull my ear. 197 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,958 Let go. I'll bite you. 198 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:20,125 Don't pull my organs! 199 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,875 Did Pandey send you? 200 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,208 - Bauua Singh? - Singh.. 201 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,792 Singh.. 202 00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,292 I didn't know my name had a whistle in it. Say it again. 203 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,708 What's wrong? You're leaving? 204 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:33,833 Listen to me! 205 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,125 I brought a pair of doves for you 206 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,042 but those brats let them escape. Please take this. 207 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,625 Like doves, thorns do not fear dying. 208 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:51,208 Isn't that a Dilip Kumar line? 209 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:57,958 You're no Madhubala either. It's a compliment. 210 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:02,875 The canteen here has great snacks. 211 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:07,208 Want some? 212 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,708 You want her autograph? Queue up. 213 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,292 Aren't kids nasty? 214 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:19,125 What made you think you could ever marry me? 215 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,375 Me? Marry? Who pays for looking? 216 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,958 I was just window-shopping. 217 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,708 - Do you know who I am? - Yes. 218 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:34,292 You found water on Mars or something? 219 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:45,542 You should look for water in Meerut. It's cut off for days there. 220 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,042 Looks like your brain's even smaller than you are. 221 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:51,125 The way you're guzzling down those pakoras 222 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,458 dipping them in chutney 223 00:14:56,667 --> 00:15:02,583 I bet you haven't passed the seventh grade. 224 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:08,000 - Tenth grade, actually. - Tenth grade? 225 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,167 Students! 226 00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:14,500 What should we do with this man? 227 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,000 Kill him! 228 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,917 Watch it! 229 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:25,542 Be polite and see this elderly man to the door. 230 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,167 What? I'm only 38. 231 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:30,917 You brats! 232 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:35,333 - Then? - Then what? 233 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:39,000 Chill, bro. I went home. 234 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,542 - Look! What is this? - Shall I explain? 235 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,083 What are you.. 236 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,167 - Excuse me. - Yes. 237 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,250 A dance contest. 238 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:56,292 The winner will attend a party with Babita Kumari. 239 00:15:56,417 --> 00:16:00,917 - Really? - Yes. 240 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,542 Add my name then. I can dance. 241 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,333 Hey! Shall I make you dance? 242 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,083 So, what happened next? 243 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,750 You're playing innocent. Just tell the truth! 244 00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:25,917 I first roasted those cursed doves. 245 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,167 - This chicken is tiny. - It's a dwarf. 246 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:29,917 God, forgive us! 247 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,542 As usual, my father kept saying I was a good-for-nothing. 248 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:33,667 Exhausted, he fell asleep. 249 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:36,750 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four three, two, one, zero! 250 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,500 I couldn't sleep. 251 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,750 That mean girl, that Shahid Kapoor lookalike. 252 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,167 5,000 angels of death swooped past me. 253 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:46,667 I was so angry, I shot down 200 stars that night. 254 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:50,000 But Ashok stopped me. 255 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,250 Don't empty the sky. 256 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,167 You should sell tickets for your magic show. 257 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,500 Lend me 500 rupees. 258 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:09,917 Shall I take my belt off? 259 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,333 What belt? Are you going to hit me with your drawstring? 260 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,750 It was pointless living without taking revenge. 261 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,542 I wanted sweet revenge. Revenge! 262 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:19,333 - We have decided to.. - Hello, hello, my loose cannon. 263 00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:22,917 You may have found water on Mars or tomatoes elsewhere, so what? 264 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:27,250 Did it help you? 265 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,000 Don't laugh too much! 266 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,917 You humiliated me in front of 5,000 people yesterday. My turn now. 267 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:34,333 Ladies and gentlemen 268 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,000 sure, I could've been taller! But she's no lanky Amitabh Bachchan. 269 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,750 I'm small in stature, but my limbs work. 270 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,417 All she can do is shake. 271 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:44,542 Give me that pen. I'll show you something. 272 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,542 If this pen falls 273 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:54,083 I can pick it up. But she can't. 274 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,167 Bauua Singh may be uneducated and live off his father 275 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,542 but I can stand on my own two feet. 276 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,917 Let's see her pick up the pen. 277 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:08,000 Keep watching her. Look where you're going, mister. 278 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,417 The kid-faced Devil 279 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:14,667 Nasty dwarf 280 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,417 She did manage to lift the pen, and she touched my heart. 281 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,500 I'm used to my father's insults, so that wasn't a problem. 282 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,250 The problem was, she didn't even stare at me. 283 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,167 I'm a dwarf! People pay money to see dwarves in a circus. 284 00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:33,333 It would've cost her nothing. But she didn't look twice. 285 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:37,917 For me, it was quits or all in. 286 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,667 No more doves. Time for a bouquet. 287 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,500 Long live the Goddess! 288 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,833 - Great, yes. - True. 289 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,667 Don't take me for a stone. Don't turn away, my rose. 290 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,500 Like dew, I only caressed your cheeks. 291 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:49,417 That line isn't Dilip Kumar's. It's mine. I wrote it for you. 292 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:53,917 Aafia, till 3:30 last night, I despised you. 293 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:57,417 At 3:45, I was in love with you. 294 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:02,708 Really? 295 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:06,417 Straight to love? 296 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:10,542 Yes. 297 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,250 I thought you were crushed. 298 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:38,000 Right word? 299 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,375 Yes! Crushed is the right word. 300 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,250 God has had His will. No one on earth can help me now. 301 00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:51,667 I came to apologize. 302 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:59,667 It's customary to bring flowers. 303 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:07,000 May I? 304 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,542 Never mind, it's okay. 305 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,083 Size does not matter to dreams. 306 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,000 - This small man has dreamed of you. - Thanks. 307 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,250 - Forgive me, Aafia. - Sorry about that. 308 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,750 Well, shall I go? 309 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:20,917 The whereabouts? 310 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:25,083 Stop me from walking away. 311 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,833 Goddess, will You crush me again? Blast you, Pandey. 312 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,542 Nice girls for everyone. And you find her for me? 313 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,500 She humiliated me again in front of everyone. 314 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,250 Don't take me for a stone. Don't turn away, my rose. 315 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,500 Like dew, I only caressed your cheeks. 316 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:47,875 That's my line not Dilip Kumar's. 317 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:53,083 Until 3:30 last night, I despised you. 318 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:55,708 At 3:45, I was in love with you. 319 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,208 God has had His will. No one on earth can help me now. 320 00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,167 Size does not matter to dreams. This small man has dreamed of you. 321 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:04,042 I came to apologize. 322 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:07,583 Please accept it. 323 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:10,375 I'm off. I'm going. 324 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:13,500 I'm leaving. Promise. 325 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,875 Have some shame! 326 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,375 Stop me this time! 327 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,958 Get rid of your dimple. Don't act over-smart. 328 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,875 Then I might talk to you. 329 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,375 I didn't buy my dimples. 330 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:31,042 I was born with them. God's gift, ma'am. 331 00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:35,042 What? What do you want? 332 00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:36,208 I've come from so far to meet you. 333 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,500 You could offer me tea, coffee, a soft-drink or wine. 334 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,458 Here. Drink up. 335 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:47,042 If I had to drink alone 336 00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:49,375 a Meerut bar would do. 337 00:22:51,042 --> 00:22:52,583 Have one. 338 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,583 Cheers! To your smile. 339 00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:01,375 Aafia, if you're unlucky, we'll meet again. 340 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:04,042 Won't you ask me to pick up a pen today? 341 00:23:04,292 --> 00:23:06,458 You'll take my life, Aafia. What's a pen? 342 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:09,458 Can I be cheeky and request you to dance with me? 343 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:12,375 I can't dance. 344 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:14,500 I used to think I could never love. 345 00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:18,875 Give yourself a chance, my sweet lady. 346 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,458 - DJ! - Yes, sir? 347 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:32,458 Play a Shammi Kapoor song. 348 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,875 Don't have any. 349 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,042 - A Rishi Kapoor song? - Well.. 350 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,958 - Play a song by any one of the Kapoors. - Okay. 351 00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:44,708 A Shashi Kapoor number? 352 00:23:56,375 --> 00:24:01,375 Play it! 353 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:07,125 "Oh, my God!" 354 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:12,042 "This crazy heart of mine has weaved such magic" 355 00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:16,583 "that you have" 356 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,500 "fallen in love with me." 357 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:24,208 "I have" 358 00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:27,875 "fallen in love with you." 359 00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:33,792 "Oh, my God!" 360 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:36,042 "My heart tells me." 361 00:24:36,292 --> 00:24:37,583 "It's God's truth." 362 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,542 "My heart tells me." 363 00:24:40,792 --> 00:24:45,042 "It's God's truth." 364 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,583 "The world does not believe it." 365 00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:50,375 "The world does not believe it" 366 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:55,500 "but I'm crazy about you." 367 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:14,125 "I'm not a garden, not a star." 368 00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:17,208 "I'm not a dark cloud, I'm only a shadow." 369 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:23,958 "You have" 370 00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:27,500 "fallen in love with me." 371 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:33,458 "Oh, my God!" 372 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,250 See! 373 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,875 Another drink? 374 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,375 The rover that went to Mars, what's it called? 375 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,708 Goodness! I'm so drunk! 376 00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:11,708 Yes, Sunil? 377 00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:16,083 No. 378 00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:22,208 - It's called.. - Velocity. 379 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:25,583 I knew that. I know. 380 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,375 Who asked NSAR to send a rover to Mars? 381 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:30,208 Velocity was sent by whom? 382 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,375 - Who sent it? - I did. 383 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:38,042 Is that so? 384 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,125 Who told NSAR that Velocity should dig 385 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,083 more than travel? 386 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,125 Who did? 387 00:26:53,292 --> 00:26:57,583 I did. 388 00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:00,708 Amazing. 389 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,792 we should send a man to Mars now? 390 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,458 It's time. 391 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,500 - Who did? - I did. 392 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:11,583 Who said 393 00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:18,375 we should find cheaper ways of doing this from India? 394 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:21,125 - That's why I'm here. - Who? 395 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,583 Me. In India. 396 00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:26,125 I came. 397 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:34,958 If you're here in India, it must be you. 398 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:37,125 - Amazing. You came here.. - Excuse me. 399 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,500 Can you give me one more drink, please? 400 00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:40,375 Sorry, ma'am, the bar's closed. 401 00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:42,542 She found water on Mars, and you refuse her a drink? 402 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:45,708 Look at her! 403 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:50,958 Okay. Don't look. Aafia, shall I hit him? 404 00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:53,292 The toilet is shaking. Give me a sip. 405 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:55,500 Try some lemon. 406 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,583 So, who said.. 407 00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:08,125 Enough, my friend. Is NSAR all we can talk about? 408 00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:10,875 Do I brag about saving Satish's shop when the council came to destroy it? 409 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:13,583 - Who saved it? - I did. 410 00:28:15,042 --> 00:28:16,292 They came with bulldozers to raze it to the ground. 411 00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:19,458 Do I brag? I did this, I did that. Doesn't sound good. 412 00:28:19,708 --> 00:28:22,875 Are you making fun of me? Rascal! 413 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,958 Acting over-smart again? 414 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,042 But no dimples this time! It still worked, right? 415 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:34,208 Shut up! I need to take a leak. 416 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,042 Where's the leak? 417 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,583 Duffer! I need to use the toilet, to pee. 418 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:53,458 Oh, no! 419 00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,375 You? I'm the one who has to do it. 420 00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:05,208 I'll wait outside. Call me when you're done. 421 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,500 Outside? You're my friend. 422 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:13,958 Stay put. Just turn around. 423 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:18,583 We're in the ladies toilet. There may be some ladies around. 424 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:21,500 I'll deal with them. Don't be mistaken. 425 00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:25,208 I'm not your friend. 426 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:29,500 If I said I was your friend, would you have let me stay? 427 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:32,208 - Oh, my God! - Come in, ma'am. I'm only a kid. 428 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:37,125 I found water on Mars and the rascal won't give me a drink. 429 00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:42,500 Now I'll look for alcohol on Mars. 430 00:29:43,292 --> 00:29:44,500 You didn't answer me. 431 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:51,125 If I said I was your friend, could I have stayed? 432 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:53,833 - You missed your chance. - No way. 433 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,125 If I went for this chance, I might lose other chances. 434 00:29:56,875 --> 00:30:01,458 God forbid I ever become your friend! 435 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:05,292 - Shut up! - Okay. 436 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,458 - And goodnight. - Okay. I'm gone. 437 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:11,958 Aafia, did anyone tell you 438 00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:15,125 how pretty sweat looks on your face? 439 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:18,458 Yes. Mom did. 440 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,375 You'll look even prettier with color on you. It's Holi tomorrow! 441 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:36,500 Play Holi with me. 442 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:40,292 Money back if you don't have fun. 443 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:47,042 Don't forget your place, Bauua Singh. 444 00:30:47,292 --> 00:30:50,208 I'm way out of your league. 445 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:10,875 That's really kind of you, Aafia. 446 00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:14,500 I can find dozens like you. 447 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:21,042 Why like me? 448 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:25,458 - I like uneducated types. - I can be the intellectual gent. 449 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:29,125 I've seen many English films. 450 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:34,292 Look, it's goodnight from me. 451 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:37,708 Stand there if you want to waste your time. 452 00:31:39,792 --> 00:31:42,792 Bauua! 453 00:31:43,042 --> 00:31:46,500 Bauua! 454 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:50,042 Are you there? 455 00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:55,458 So your head was against the door. Like this? 456 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:57,792 How romantic! Standing at her door. Then? 457 00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,583 The usual. 458 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:04,042 What? Romance? 459 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:08,458 Guddu, the orchestra cost 250,000. 150,000 for their costumes. 460 00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:13,125 50,000 bribe for the Imperial Hotel's manager. 461 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,583 80,000 to hire the nasty kids. 20,000 for color sprays. 462 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,792 Plus my suit at 150,000. 463 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:24,292 I didn't want to, but ended up spending 600,000 of dad's money. 464 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,750 Thanks to the Goddess, at last the girl looked at this dwarf. 465 00:32:26,917 --> 00:32:30,792 "A color has no color" 466 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:35,792 "if it does not match the color of your lips." 467 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,125 "A fragrance has no fragrance" 468 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,583 "if it does not match the fragrance of your dark hair." 469 00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,792 "The world pales next to you." 470 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:58,042 "You can only be mine." 471 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:02,458 "Everyone can see it. I say this out loud." 472 00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,042 "As long as there's light in the world" 473 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:05,375 "you'll belong to me." 474 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,792 "As long as I live in this world" 475 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:13,708 "you'll belong to me." 476 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:17,292 "As long as there's light in the world" 477 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:21,958 "you'll belong to me." 478 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,375 "As long as I live in this world, you'll belong to me." 479 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:29,375 "I am your confusion. I am your solution." 480 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:34,958 "I'm a little stubborn." 481 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:57,292 "A little crazy too." 482 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:03,500 "How false are the clouds and spring showers!" 483 00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:09,458 "How false is offering a gift of flowers!" 484 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:15,500 "Only you are real. Only I am real." 485 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:21,458 "My heart speaks the only truth." 486 00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:25,458 "Etch your name on my heart with your lovely hands." 487 00:34:25,708 --> 00:34:32,375 "Open your eyes to my love. Do I ask too much of you?" 488 00:34:34,292 --> 00:34:38,042 "I say this out loud." 489 00:34:38,292 --> 00:34:41,583 "As long as there's light in the world" 490 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:46,042 "you'll belong to me." 491 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:49,875 "As long as I live in this world" 492 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:54,417 "you'll belong to me." 493 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:58,125 "As long as there's light in the world" 494 00:34:58,417 --> 00:35:05,875 "you'll belong to me." 495 00:35:46,292 --> 00:35:54,125 "As long as I live in this world, you'll belong to me." 496 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:57,958 "Forever you will sway in my loving arms." 497 00:35:58,208 --> 00:36:01,375 "Like the earth sways in the arms of the sun." 498 00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:05,125 "You will never be apart from me." 499 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:09,458 "Forever you will be a part of me." 500 00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:13,125 "Shatter all my dreams if you wish." 501 00:36:13,375 --> 00:36:17,375 "The shards of my dreams will still dream of you." 502 00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:21,458 "You are my inspiration." 503 00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:29,042 "I say this out loud." 504 00:36:29,292 --> 00:36:34,125 My good sir! 505 00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:38,042 Your romancing will get my family thrown out on the street. 506 00:36:38,292 --> 00:36:41,958 I'll be fired. 507 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:46,042 Shut up! She's coming round. 508 00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:49,500 I should shut up? Pass me the agreement. 509 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:54,125 Where does it say you'll ruin this place? 510 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:58,125 We agreed you'd spray colors, there'd be some musicians 511 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:05,708 that's all. 512 00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:32,792 Bauua. 513 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:41,292 Bauua, give me 100 rupees and I'll tell you something. 514 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:48,500 Your father wants you home. 515 00:37:49,583 --> 00:37:56,708 Rascal! What's this? 516 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:05,458 Lost your tongue? 517 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:09,375 Now you're in love. What else? Why deny it? 518 00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:13,208 She fell in love with me. And I started loving myself. 519 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:17,542 - Then? - The usual. 520 00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:42,958 Another song? You just sang. 521 00:38:44,042 --> 00:38:47,208 No! 522 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,708 Intimacy! 523 00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:51,292 God, forgive us! 524 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,125 Do you know 525 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:57,458 why the moon is sometimes a half moon? 526 00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:00,500 Yes. 527 00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:01,708 Because the other half sits on the Imperial Hotel balcony. 528 00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:09,125 - Trying to be smooth? - Trying? 529 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:12,042 Showing me your dimple, making a fool of me. 530 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:16,792 I know your ways. 531 00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:18,708 Well 532 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:21,417 let me try another technique. 533 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:22,708 Look! 534 00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:24,708 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 535 00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:28,458 Do it 536 00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:33,958 again. 537 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,458 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. 538 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,375 Zero. 539 00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:41,792 How did you do it? 540 00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:43,792 Would you make the moon fall too? 541 00:39:44,792 --> 00:39:46,583 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.. 542 00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:59,875 Never mind! 543 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:04,500 There's only one moon. 544 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:06,500 So 545 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:14,042 if we get intimate now 546 00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,292 your job's done, right? 547 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:24,125 It's all you wanted? 548 00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:26,042 That's what I thought, but.. 549 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,125 But? 550 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,792 But 551 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:37,500 it's hard for me to say this. 552 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:43,583 It's insulting for me 553 00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:55,792 but 554 00:40:56,792 --> 00:40:57,875 I'm in love with you. 555 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:02,958 Wait. What are you doing? 556 00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:04,458 Don't go. I'll be back. 557 00:41:14,292 --> 00:41:17,708 What a scandal! Then? 558 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:25,458 It's a month since that night. Haven't seen her since. 559 00:41:34,375 --> 00:41:36,875 I've got a new SIM card and a new number. 560 00:42:01,792 --> 00:42:03,125 Don't fly too high! Clever crows can end up eating trash too. 561 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:06,500 I've had my share of trash. I'll just be the clever crow now. 562 00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:26,875 - And fly high. - Listen. 563 00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:31,292 You wronged her. 564 00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:37,292 - God will take His revenge. - What more revenge can He take? 565 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:42,958 Remember when my father used to pay tax in advance? I've paid too. 566 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:48,500 And if God asks me, why this, why that.. 567 00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:50,583 You know, we cover our faces. 568 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,958 Don't believe her. 569 00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:57,875 Blast you, Pandey. 570 00:42:58,125 --> 00:42:59,958 - What is it? - Can you eat sweets? 571 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,583 - What happened, Bauua? - Sunita. 572 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:05,042 - He's back. - Hold on a minute. 573 00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:18,125 - Come here. - Hear me out. Listen. 574 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:21,292 What's going on? 575 00:43:39,458 --> 00:43:41,500 Look at me. 576 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:44,708 Are you duping her? 577 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,375 Bauua! 578 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,625 Scoundrel. 579 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:54,375 That's our Bauua. 580 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,500 Yes, I know. 581 00:43:57,042 --> 00:43:58,042 You don't get it? He's always going to look small. 582 00:43:58,292 --> 00:44:02,125 I won't look different 25 years from now either. 583 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:06,042 True. 584 00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:09,500 You're lucky. 585 00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:12,792 You found a girl who'll marry you. 586 00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:15,792 Even boys would say no to you. 587 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:18,125 Playing games with her? 588 00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:20,583 Idiot. 589 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:23,500 Listen, Kusum. 590 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:26,125 An auspicious day. Hurry. 591 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:33,792 He's getting married at last! 592 00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:37,125 Congratulations! 593 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:38,875 I won't get married! I'll kill myself! - How can he kill himself? 594 00:44:39,708 --> 00:44:40,958 Where's everybody? Ma'am? 595 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:43,458 - Guddu, let's celebrate. - Celebrate? 596 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:44,792 How can you all eat? 597 00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:49,875 He'll commit suicide. 598 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,458 - Who? - Bauua, who else? 599 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:55,125 That's just typical of him. 600 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:59,042 He shouts his head off. No one can say a word to him. 601 00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:06,708 Before anyone calls him a dwarf 602 00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:08,708 he stuffs money in their face or pelts stones. 603 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,292 His strutting is a sham. 604 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,875 I'll buy you a shop if he commits suicide. 605 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:16,583 God! What kind of mother are you? 606 00:45:18,792 --> 00:45:20,708 The real mother. 607 00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:26,708 Yes, I need 75 boxes of sweets. 608 00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:31,042 Not 80, 75. Yes. 609 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:34,958 Move aside. Fine! 610 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:37,875 Bauua, you're getting marinated here 611 00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:42,500 while the boys are jumping of joy. 612 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:46,875 Shut those women up. My head's splitting. 613 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:51,750 Babita's coming to PVS Mall tonight. 614 00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:54,292 Babita, who? 615 00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:56,792 Babita, who? 616 00:45:57,042 --> 00:45:58,958 Babita Kumari! 617 00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:00,708 Your bride. 618 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:02,792 Your wife. 619 00:46:03,042 --> 00:46:06,125 The one who'll feed your children. 620 00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:09,708 The one who'll have henna painted on her hands. Bauua Singh! 621 00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:11,500 The irony of love! 622 00:46:11,792 --> 00:46:14,958 Before I die, she has come to meet me in person. 623 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:18,042 God is great! 624 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,792 Don't rub any more inches off me. 625 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:24,458 Get the scooter out, Guddu. 626 00:46:24,708 --> 00:46:25,583 "Fill my brow with stars!" 627 00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:31,875 "My beloved is here." 628 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:35,167 - Babita! - Jitu! Fast! 629 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,625 I called you two hours ago. Babita, costume and everything is ready. 630 00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:42,250 Now you have.. Oh, no! 631 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,583 Did you bet? 632 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,125 I'll bet 500. 633 00:46:47,417 --> 00:46:49,917 Call him. 634 00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:51,583 He won't pick up. 635 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:54,333 I know his father too. 636 00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:56,500 Best of three. 637 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:58,042 The number you're trying to reach is currently busy. 638 00:46:58,417 --> 00:46:59,667 How about the best of five, ma'am? 639 00:47:00,042 --> 00:47:03,250 The number you're trying to reach.. 640 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:06,417 Shall I call back? 641 00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:09,958 Okay. Let's try. 642 00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:11,583 The number you're trying to reach is currently busy. 643 00:47:12,042 --> 00:47:15,667 Can I come in? 644 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,917 Yes. No one's bathing. 645 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:21,833 Madam, shall we leave? 646 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:31,958 It's a three-hour drive to Meerut. 647 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:35,333 Okay. How much did I lose? 648 00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:40,875 25,000. But you can pay 15,000. 649 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:44,583 Here. Go, get my bag. I'll pay the rest later. 650 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:48,375 It's already in the car. You please get ready. 651 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:50,750 - Shall we go? - Hello! Costume, make-up and hair. 652 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,333 Clothes done. 653 00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:54,667 Hair done. 654 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:56,333 I'm so pretty. Don't need make-up. 655 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,125 "Your love isn't true, beloved." 656 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:00,750 "Now I know how selfish you are." 657 00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:02,417 "You change girlfriends every day." 658 00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:09,333 "Your betrayal got to me." 659 00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:18,333 Hey, Babita! Turn around! 660 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:21,583 She's a heroine! 661 00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:24,250 Look at me! 662 00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:35,125 "Now I know how selfish you are." 663 00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:39,583 "You change girlfriends every day. Your betrayal got to me." 664 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:50,583 Babita! 665 00:48:57,833 --> 00:48:58,958 "that I'm going to dupe people today." 666 00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:01,417 "And you're to be blamed for it. You better get this straight." 667 00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:03,750 To heck with you! 668 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:07,250 Heard what she said! 669 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:15,667 She proposed to you. 670 00:49:15,917 --> 00:49:18,958 - I love you! - Give me a kiss! 671 00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:27,583 "Your love was fake." 672 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:30,292 Babita, my sweetheart! Look at me! 673 00:49:32,417 --> 00:49:35,125 Bauua, faster. 674 00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:43,750 Move away! 675 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,958 Bauua, stay in your limits! 676 00:49:49,417 --> 00:49:52,583 - Your daughter. - No, my sister-in-law. 677 00:49:55,958 --> 00:49:58,417 I'll teach you a lesson. 678 00:49:58,667 --> 00:50:00,833 We'll get you. 679 00:50:01,042 --> 00:50:02,792 Give him one. 680 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:06,042 - Don't flash your torch. Kick him. - Hold on. 681 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:13,042 - I can't see them. - They're behind us. 682 00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:15,875 You blinded me in one eye when we were kids. Remember? 683 00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:18,333 - I can't see. - Kick now! 684 00:50:18,542 --> 00:50:20,875 I paid for your mother's surgery. 685 00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:24,708 Why follow my bride? You selfish man! 686 00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:25,917 - Is that Acchan? - Yes. 687 00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:28,583 Grab it. Get your sister married. 688 00:50:28,833 --> 00:50:31,250 Go grab it! 689 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:35,917 Guddu, there are still some jokers around. 690 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:41,333 Push them under the bus. 691 00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,917 Guddu, hold on tight. 692 00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:45,833 Pull the banner. 693 00:50:46,875 --> 00:50:51,625 Where are you going! 694 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:54,167 Stop the car. 695 00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:14,958 - Pull over. - Babita, what are you doing? 696 00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:16,292 What happened? What's going on? 697 00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:19,917 Babita Kumari's car has stopped. 698 00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:22,792 Her car? 699 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,083 She's coming out. 700 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:29,375 - Really? - Yes. 701 00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:32,708 Guddu, she's calling me. 702 00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:36,208 - God! But why? - How would I know why? 703 00:51:36,458 --> 00:51:38,125 Go! 704 00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:41,000 Do you love me? 705 00:51:41,292 --> 00:51:44,000 Do you love me? 706 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:47,708 Love you too. 707 00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:50,917 I also loved him. 708 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,292 But I guess all you men just have that 709 00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,708 - cheating gene in your DNA. - No.. 710 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:05,125 I like you in shorts, I like you in jeans too. 711 00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:06,458 Same, same. 712 00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:08,792 - I want to kill all you men. - No kill, Babita. 713 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,917 Already dead, dead. 714 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:15,417 Now go back to your pathetic life 715 00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:20,792 in your pathetic town and spend the rest of your life 716 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,917 telling everyone that Babita Kumari kissed you. 717 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,875 No one will ever believe you. 718 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,792 No one will ever believe you. 719 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,667 In fact, no one will ever believe me that I loved him so much. 720 00:52:44,792 --> 00:52:46,000 So much that I'm crying for that pathetic man. 721 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:49,625 I'm crying for that.. 722 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:56,708 I hate myself. 723 00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:59,000 Babita, come. 724 00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:00,458 Why have you left me alone? 725 00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:02,458 Where's Bauua? Has she taken him away? 726 00:53:02,583 --> 00:53:04,042 Guddu. 727 00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:07,792 Babita Kumari kissed me, Guddu. 728 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,208 Your mother never kissed your father. Why would Babita Kumari kiss you? 729 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,000 I swear! 730 00:53:43,292 --> 00:53:44,708 She kissed me passionately. The kiss lasted three seconds. 731 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,458 O' people of the world! 732 00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:53,708 You have never respected me. 733 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:00,000 Look, there goes the dwarf! Here comes the dwarf. 734 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:03,542 Today Babita Kumari kissed the dwarf. 735 00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:07,875 - I'm going to sing a song. - Hey, Bauua. 736 00:54:08,292 --> 00:54:10,875 - I'm going to sing a song. - God, forgive us. 737 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,208 Don't say such crazy things, Your Majesty. 738 00:54:12,542 --> 00:54:16,458 You're marrying tomorrow. 739 00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:18,542 It happens before a wedding. Let's go. 740 00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:30,292 Let me sing first. 741 00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:35,708 Yes, we're on our way. The boy looks nice in his photo. 742 00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:39,458 He has cute dimples. What does he do? 743 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:42,625 His father owns a big business. 744 00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:47,000 But, Dad 745 00:54:48,917 --> 00:54:54,542 he's a little short. 746 00:54:56,875 --> 00:55:01,292 So what? 747 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,875 Your granddad was only 5'6". 748 00:55:05,292 --> 00:55:08,458 But what a gem! 749 00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:11,000 - Is he tall enough to reach you? - Yes, he is. 750 00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:15,375 "Come, my beloved, let us meet in the moonlight." 751 00:55:16,708 --> 00:55:18,333 "Seeing you, the wilderness will turn to spring." 752 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,875 "In this rain-soaked night.." 753 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:24,292 I'll walk this road! My foot. 754 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,542 Guddu, I don't want to get married. 755 00:55:32,542 --> 00:55:37,917 I'm not ready. 756 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:39,625 Enough, Ashok! 757 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:44,542 Is this a joke? 758 00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:49,542 You call this short? 759 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:53,000 Pritpal, do you call this short? 760 00:55:53,292 --> 00:55:56,458 - He's a dwarf. - A dwarf! 761 00:55:56,708 --> 00:56:00,000 You're a top scientist, and you want to marry him? 762 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:03,875 A dwarf? 763 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:07,292 What can I do if I'm in love with a dwarf? 764 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,917 You've fallen for a school dropout? 765 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:11,167 Should I have checked his school certificate first? 766 00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:13,750 I don't have to send him to Mars, Mom. 767 00:56:13,958 --> 00:56:16,375 Dad. 768 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:20,375 This is the first time I've met someone 769 00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:25,500 who sees me, not my wheelchair. 770 00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:29,375 He talks to me like a human being. 771 00:56:29,667 --> 00:56:32,833 He doesn't think 772 00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:34,500 about how one must talk to a disabled girl. 773 00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:37,375 He treats me like a normal girl. 774 00:56:37,667 --> 00:56:39,750 - He doesn't pity me, Dad. - Pity! 775 00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:41,917 A dwarf pitying you? 776 00:56:42,167 --> 00:56:43,583 That's enough, please! Are you marrying him? Or am I? 777 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:49,167 Dad! 778 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:53,292 Okay. Now I want to see everyone having a good time here. 779 00:56:53,417 --> 00:56:56,500 - DJ! - Yes? 780 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:04,542 Let's have a Pashto song. 781 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:12,250 What's Pashto? 782 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:20,167 - Then play an English song. - Don't have any English songs. 783 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:22,667 Play a song in any language. 784 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,792 An Afghani song then? 785 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:39,667 Go on, play! 786 00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:42,250 Oh, Dad, remember this song? 787 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,583 Duffer! 788 00:57:45,375 --> 00:57:48,333 Let me ward off the evil eye 789 00:57:48,458 --> 00:57:51,833 - or you might die. - Get lost. 790 00:57:52,708 --> 00:57:55,500 Your family duped you. 791 00:57:55,708 --> 00:57:56,708 The post office played a trick too. 792 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,083 What's this? 793 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:03,500 Remember you enrolled for the Babita dance contest? You're in. 794 00:58:03,708 --> 00:58:07,250 This.. 795 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:11,542 Come on! 796 00:58:12,417 --> 00:58:15,875 "I'll say a prayer in your name." 797 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,333 "Day and night.." 798 00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:28,500 It's nice and cool outside. - Bauua, come inside. 799 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:33,417 - Bauua. - What! 800 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:37,250 Congratulations! 801 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,875 These notes aren't fake. Give them to me later. 802 00:58:40,167 --> 00:58:44,083 I think you should take him to America. 803 00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:48,417 - What is it? - Well.. Sir.. 804 00:58:49,250 --> 00:58:53,333 Go on. You can talk to him. 805 00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:55,167 Sir, where's the toilet? 806 00:58:55,417 --> 00:59:00,083 Do it anywhere. 807 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:03,625 Go ahead. 808 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:12,875 He pees in small amounts. 809 00:59:13,167 --> 00:59:14,667 Take him to the US. Charge people to see him. 810 00:59:14,833 --> 00:59:16,583 - Hey, girl, come here. - Come on! 811 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,042 Come, let's go. 812 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:25,875 Hello! Excuse me! 813 00:59:27,292 --> 00:59:30,958 Ma'am! Yes, you. 814 00:59:31,208 --> 00:59:32,875 - How are you related? - Her aunt. 815 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,417 You can stay. 816 00:59:36,417 --> 00:59:39,125 - And you? - Her father's sister's.. 817 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:40,750 Out. Anyone who doesn't know how they're related must go. 818 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,917 Her father's so-and-so, etcetera, won't do. All out! 819 00:59:49,167 --> 00:59:51,833 Kids, go outside. 820 00:59:52,292 --> 00:59:54,375 What are you doing, Bauua? 821 00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:56,292 What I'm about to say, and what you're about to hear 822 00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:57,542 only your close relatives 823 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,375 will be of help to you. 824 01:00:05,917 --> 01:00:06,792 In romance, there come 10 seconds when a man says, let's marry. 825 01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:10,375 You and my father didn't give me those 10 seconds. 826 01:00:24,792 --> 01:00:29,708 You visited our house. Two days later, it's done. 827 01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,292 The musical ceremony in three days. All of Meerut at my wedding in four. 828 01:00:44,792 --> 01:00:48,833 Now I stand before you, a bridegroom. 829 01:00:49,042 --> 01:00:50,417 Are you proposing now? 830 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:52,167 Proposing? I'm talking about opposing, Aafia. 831 01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:56,000 I'm like the cuckoo. 832 01:00:56,292 --> 01:00:59,542 I can't build my own nest. 833 01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:03,833 I lay eggs in the nests of other birds. 834 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:07,792 All this, this wedding.. 835 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:12,292 My hands are tied. 836 01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:15,708 I really can't. 837 01:01:15,917 --> 01:01:17,375 You're an American. Why did you agree to marry me? 838 01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:19,375 I took you for a modern girl. You drink and all. 839 01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:23,542 How come you suddenly became the traditional wife? 840 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,417 You'll look odd fasting for the health of your husband. 841 01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:39,667 Come here. 842 01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:56,000 How old are you, Bauua? 843 01:01:56,542 --> 01:01:58,958 38! 844 01:01:59,167 --> 01:02:01,375 - Meaning? - 39. 845 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:02,833 In all these years 846 01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:05,667 have you found anyone besides me 847 01:02:05,917 --> 01:02:10,625 whom you could look in the eye and talk to? 848 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:14,000 Everyone towers over you. 849 01:02:14,292 --> 01:02:16,625 How long will you crane your neck? 850 01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,083 You look at me straight in the eye. I look at you straight in the eye. 851 01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:30,667 We're made for each other. 852 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,750 Why be a cuckoo at your age, Bauua? 853 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,833 Build your own nest. 854 01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:43,375 Don't, Aafia. Don't. 855 01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:47,083 My heart can hear you. 856 01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:50,458 But my heart does not hear you. 857 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,917 Control both your hearts. 858 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:57,750 Have a drink if you need to. 859 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:05,667 Go and sit in the groom's chair. Go. 860 01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:09,458 Don't be scared. 861 01:03:10,542 --> 01:03:15,208 But if there's something else, tell me. 862 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,833 What is this? 863 01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:19,667 I've been selected for a dance contest. 864 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:23,458 The winner meets Babita Kumari. 865 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:25,833 So? 866 01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:27,542 You've hardly been selected for UPSC. 867 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,750 Babita Kumari kissed me last night. 868 01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:36,125 Look at your height, Bauua. 869 01:03:37,542 --> 01:03:40,000 If Babita kissed you 870 01:03:40,667 --> 01:03:44,000 then I'm carrying Leonardo DiCaprio's child. 871 01:03:47,667 --> 01:03:48,833 You've ruined my make-up. Go! 872 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,917 You see 873 01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:02,542 I was born a cuckoo 874 01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:05,625 and I'll die as one. 875 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:12,375 Don't be sad. 876 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:17,750 I'll run away. 877 01:04:18,667 --> 01:04:24,292 I'll run away. 878 01:04:26,625 --> 01:04:30,000 You'll run away! 879 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:35,292 Go, wait outside. 880 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:40,292 Go, wait outside. 881 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:44,750 Little chap, sit down! 882 01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:49,750 No, sir. 883 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:54,458 I'm not staying. No. 884 01:04:56,292 --> 01:04:58,667 - Shall I show you a magic trick? - What trick? 885 01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:00,750 - Can you count? - Yes. 886 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:03,917 - So count one.. - One.. 887 01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:12,000 - Two.. - Two.. 888 01:05:12,375 --> 01:05:16,083 - Three.. - Three.. 889 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,542 Where are you going? 890 01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:23,625 Stop! 891 01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:28,458 Darn you, people of Meerut! Get lost! 892 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,542 Where to, mister? Ticket? 893 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:46,917 A man is basically 4'6". 894 01:05:47,625 --> 01:05:50,083 Anything above that is arrogance 895 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,542 Babita made me arrogant by kissing me. 896 01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,208 Now I'm a six-footer. 897 01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:02,083 I've left behind my family, friends and Aafia. 898 01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:11,750 But Bauua Singh would never leave behind his courage. 899 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:32,000 Bauua Singh has won five dance rounds 900 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:35,292 by defeating his rivals and winning their hearts. 901 01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:39,292 He's through the semi-finals 902 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:46,208 and now Bauua Singh comes for the grand finale of the show. 903 01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:48,958 He will now have to dance against two professionals. 904 01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:52,375 Ladies and gentlemen 905 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:54,833 please welcome Ganesh Acharya 906 01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:02,083 and Remo D'Souza. 907 01:07:03,667 --> 01:07:07,417 Whether Bauua Singh wins or loses will be decided by 908 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:09,625 yes, my friends, I present to you 909 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000 the glory of Dabangg, the life of Tiger 910 01:07:13,625 --> 01:07:16,625 Salman Khan! 911 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,625 "I'm done for." 912 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:56,542 "I'm in trouble." 913 01:07:57,833 --> 01:07:59,083 "I drank the nectar of love" 914 01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:03,083 "and lost all sense of reason." 915 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,542 "I am the great lover." 916 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:08,083 "Let no one come in my way." 917 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:10,208 "The look in her eyes makes my head spin." 918 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,292 "Since she became mine" 919 01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:20,750 "the world seems full of lovers." 920 01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:24,833 "I swear." 921 01:08:44,083 --> 01:08:45,375 "By God." 922 01:08:51,625 --> 01:08:56,083 "My heart has been taken over by love." 923 01:09:05,667 --> 01:09:09,417 "My heart has been taken over" 924 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:29,250 "by love." 925 01:09:29,667 --> 01:09:32,125 "How would you know" 926 01:09:32,792 --> 01:09:35,708 "where the bird of love flies in the sky?" 927 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:37,958 "My love is like a shadow" 928 01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:41,667 "falling wherever it pleases." 929 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:45,667 "Love pierces your heart with the sharpest dagger." 930 01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:50,625 "When the pain increases" 931 01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,208 "living life is more pleasurable." 932 01:09:54,542 --> 01:09:57,375 "Our meeting is so unique." 933 01:09:57,625 --> 01:10:02,458 "Our meeting is so unique." 934 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:09,542 "She's a wave, I am water." 935 01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:17,917 "You are the river. I am the shore. The waves roll my way." 936 01:10:18,167 --> 01:10:22,500 "My heart has been taken over" 937 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:26,500 "by love." 938 01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:31,958 "I love her deeply." 939 01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:35,292 "She loves me deeply." 940 01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:38,542 "I can't live without her." 941 01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:42,125 "She's incomplete without me." 942 01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:46,625 "I'll make her turn away from you." 943 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:53,917 "You may be her yes-man, but she won't listen to you." 944 01:11:04,792 --> 01:11:07,958 "She has so many admirers, how could she care for you?" 945 01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:10,958 "You're not tall enough to have big dreams." 946 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:14,542 "You've become too big for your boots." 947 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:17,875 "You're a crazy Indian, she's a foreign fairy." 948 01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:24,375 "For me, only love counts." 949 01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:27,792 "That's why I'm an Indian lad, and she's a foreign lass." 950 01:11:28,042 --> 01:11:31,458 "You've won my heart with your words." 951 01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,042 "Let's be friends, let's shake hands." 952 01:11:33,292 --> 01:11:34,792 "Let's be friends." 953 01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:41,458 "Let's shake hands." 954 01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:46,167 Bauua! Bauua! 955 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:49,792 Bauua! Bauua! 956 01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:17,375 Aafia! 957 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:22,125 Babita! 958 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:25,625 Babita! 959 01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,375 Okay, listen, I've reached. 960 01:12:28,625 --> 01:12:35,125 Mind your strap, babe! 961 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:37,292 Babita Kumari can't control herself or her clothes. 962 01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:42,292 Wardrobe malfunction at her own film's success party! 963 01:12:42,542 --> 01:12:47,042 Let them enjoy! 964 01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:52,125 Your eyes are full of pain. 965 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:55,542 Excuse me? 966 01:12:55,792 --> 01:13:01,958 I have a complaint. 967 01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:07,125 Why didn't we meet before? 968 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:10,708 Did he tell you? 969 01:13:23,458 --> 01:13:25,458 Tell me. 970 01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:29,792 Did he ask you to sit on his lap? 971 01:13:30,042 --> 01:13:33,125 - What are you doing, babes? - Let go! 972 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:36,375 - Stop that. - Vinod, get me a drink. 973 01:13:36,625 --> 01:13:39,875 Let's go. 974 01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:43,125 One fine day, he just got bald. 975 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:46,375 But he looks so funny bald! 976 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:49,708 - Hi, ma'am. - Hi. How are you? 977 01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:52,958 "May your life be enlightened." 978 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:56,292 Hurry, Bauua. Madam is on her way. 979 01:13:56,542 --> 01:13:59,708 - What is this? - Hurry up. 980 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:02,958 - Keep moving. - Let me finish eating. 981 01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:06,208 There she is. 982 01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:09,833 Bring her here. 983 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:12,708 Another tacky party. 984 01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:19,875 You must meet him. 985 01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:29,375 - What is it? Who must I meet? - The winner of the dance contest. 986 01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:32,750 Don't worry. 987 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:05,708 You look fine. 988 01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:08,958 Hi. Babita Kumari. 989 01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,625 Bauua Singh from Meerut, Uttar Pradesh. 990 01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:19,458 Have we met before? You look familiar. 991 01:15:19,708 --> 01:15:22,708 I've known you for 15 years. 992 01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:27,958 Yes, we've met. In Meerut. 993 01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:31,958 Don't remember. 994 01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:35,708 Anyway, congratulations on winning the dance competition. 995 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:39,125 Keep watching my films. 996 01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:43,292 Was I drunk in Meerut? 997 01:16:16,125 --> 01:16:18,375 Not that drunk. 998 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:19,542 Did I kiss you? 999 01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:21,708 No way! Meerut guys aren't that lucky. 1000 01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:24,708 I do crazy things when I'm drunk. 1001 01:16:25,208 --> 01:16:27,708 Good. 1002 01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:30,375 It's all good. 1003 01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:33,542 Ladies and gentlemen! 1004 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:41,625 You're all such important people. 1005 01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:45,167 You have travelled the world and seen so much. 1006 01:16:45,292 --> 01:16:49,625 But it's the first time you'll see 1007 01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:51,125 a dwarf plucking stars from the sky. 1008 01:16:55,875 --> 01:16:58,125 - Mr. Tiwari. - Yes. 1009 01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:00,458 This boy's not on my team. 1010 01:17:01,292 --> 01:17:03,792 I just play the music. 1011 01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:08,625 Okay. Start! 1012 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:11,208 Come on. 1013 01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:14,042 Come, madam, let me show you magic. 1014 01:17:15,292 --> 01:17:17,958 Ladies, gather around. The show is for you. 1015 01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:19,958 Come, ladies. 1016 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:22,208 Show us your star-plucking. 1017 01:17:23,625 --> 01:17:25,708 You recognize talent. Talent knows talent. 1018 01:17:29,375 --> 01:17:30,875 I'll show you some magic. 1019 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:35,125 - Let's see your magic. Show us. - Hi. 1020 01:17:44,458 --> 01:17:45,792 - Oh, hi! - Wait for us. 1021 01:17:46,375 --> 01:17:47,875 Oh! 1022 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:50,375 Hello! You look wonderful. 1023 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:53,292 Some guy here is promising to pluck stars like you! 1024 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:57,375 Bye. 1025 01:17:58,208 --> 01:18:00,125 You're a newly-wed. I have to show you. 1026 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:03,375 My gift to you. Watch the stars fall. 1027 01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:05,292 Ready. 1028 01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:09,458 Long live the Goddess! 1029 01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:11,208 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1030 01:18:20,042 --> 01:18:22,458 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1031 01:18:24,042 --> 01:18:25,542 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1032 01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:29,208 This is.. 1033 01:18:31,042 --> 01:18:34,292 Come on! What's going on? 1034 01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:37,125 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1035 01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:45,958 It'll happen. It takes time. 1036 01:18:46,625 --> 01:18:47,875 It's okay. Take your time. 1037 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,917 I.. 1038 01:18:50,083 --> 01:18:52,250 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1039 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:55,958 Come on! 1040 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:58,917 This is a new city, that's why. 1041 01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:03,167 Don't worry. 1042 01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,875 Forget Meerut. I can do it here. 1043 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:05,917 Just watch. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1044 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:09,583 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1045 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,333 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1046 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:12,833 Let it be. 1047 01:19:13,042 --> 01:19:14,292 Madam, give me another minute. 1048 01:19:20,958 --> 01:19:22,917 - Maybe next time. - Please wait. 1049 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:26,667 - Bye. - Please stay. 1050 01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:30,833 You haven't taken a selfie. Take one. 1051 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:34,500 What do you mean? 1052 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,125 It's fine. Next time. 1053 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:41,708 - The moon. - The moon? 1054 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:43,375 - Tried the moon? - Only the stars. 1055 01:19:43,875 --> 01:19:46,292 What's the hurry? 1056 01:19:46,833 --> 01:19:49,833 Someone.. 1057 01:19:50,083 --> 01:19:53,458 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.. 1058 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:57,542 What's wrong? 1059 01:19:57,667 --> 01:20:01,208 First time you've been humiliated in public? 1060 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:02,958 Is that why you're sad? 1061 01:20:04,292 --> 01:20:06,125 Bauua Singh from Meerut, UP. 1062 01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:08,583 The stars used to listen to me, Ms. Babita. 1063 01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:09,875 I don't know what's wrong. 1064 01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:13,667 - They are.. - Of course they listen. 1065 01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:17,625 Whose heart did you break, shorty? 1066 01:20:23,708 --> 01:20:26,292 Yours, or hers 1067 01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:31,625 or all the hearts in Meerut? 1068 01:20:34,417 --> 01:20:35,542 Correct? 1069 01:20:35,667 --> 01:20:38,417 That man used to say, if I just looked at him 1070 01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:40,875 the ground would slip away. 1071 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:44,500 Rubbish! 1072 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:48,833 I can't even put down this wine glass. 1073 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,958 It's been two months and it's still glued to my hand. 1074 01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:52,292 Shorty, when a heart breaks 1075 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:55,375 even a wretched dog doesn't hear it. 1076 01:20:56,125 --> 01:20:58,875 At least your stars have dignity. 1077 01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,500 Now that's a good line! 1078 01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:07,833 Wow! Careful! Shall I walk you out? 1079 01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:09,083 Is someone like you going to walk out on me too? 1080 01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,500 I've left the world for you. 1081 01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:12,417 Just say the word. I'll stay glued to you forever. 1082 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:16,208 Move away! Say something new. 1083 01:21:16,917 --> 01:21:19,167 That's a line from my old film. 1084 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:21,333 You're broken-hearted. 1085 01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:22,583 Keep me by your side, I'll amuse you. 1086 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,708 I'll make you laugh at least 25 times a day. I promise. 1087 01:21:25,417 --> 01:21:27,250 - I don't want to. It's not important. - Okay, fine. 1088 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,958 I can advise you on what to wear, with matching lipstick. 1089 01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:30,458 I already pay ten people to do that. 1090 01:21:31,042 --> 01:21:33,542 If you're that smart, why is your heart broken so often? 1091 01:21:35,375 --> 01:21:36,583 Babita, you understand the world, but not people. 1092 01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:38,417 - And you do? - Well.. 1093 01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:39,833 I can tell the annual budget just by looking at the Finance Minister! 1094 01:21:39,958 --> 01:21:41,292 My specialty! 1095 01:21:42,625 --> 01:21:44,250 That's useful. 1096 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:46,750 Let me decide if I want you glued to me. 1097 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:49,542 Come to the shoot tomorrow. 1098 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:52,125 - And this director? - An idiot. 1099 01:21:52,583 --> 01:21:54,958 - That one? - Shrewd, a sharpie. 1100 01:21:59,792 --> 01:22:01,125 Hi. 1101 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:05,250 Is she a friend or foe? 1102 01:22:05,917 --> 01:22:07,833 Neither. 1103 01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:13,958 She couldn't care less if you lived or died. 1104 01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:16,500 The gangsters are circling the heroine. 1105 01:22:17,167 --> 01:22:18,500 And him? 1106 01:22:18,958 --> 01:22:21,625 Why does he take my breath away? 1107 01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:27,042 Because he's a pillow girls love smothering their faces in. 1108 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:31,083 He pretends to be a poet. Misunderstood by the world. 1109 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,000 - But he's a.. - That's enough. 1110 01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:37,417 Ma'am, shot's ready. 1111 01:22:37,542 --> 01:22:39,875 - What? - The shot's ready. 1112 01:22:40,167 --> 01:22:44,500 Not ready, dear. It's a wrap. 1113 01:22:44,875 --> 01:22:47,333 Get lost. 1114 01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:49,958 It's a wrap! 1115 01:22:50,417 --> 01:22:53,375 Bauua, want a drink? 1116 01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:57,458 What's today? Wednesday? 1117 01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:02,208 Okay, I'll drink. 1118 01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:05,875 Come. Close the door. 1119 01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:09,167 I'm plain unlucky. Falling in love with a.. 1120 01:23:11,208 --> 01:23:13,958 Enough! Let's throw up together. 1121 01:23:14,125 --> 01:23:16,208 It's coming. There it goes! 1122 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:19,417 Babita, in Uttar Pradesh, people think you're an angel. 1123 01:23:19,625 --> 01:23:21,875 That you sprout wings behind closed doors. 1124 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,125 Your name may not matter to you here, but keep your honor in my town. 1125 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:28,042 Get over that man. 1126 01:23:28,167 --> 01:23:30,792 He's a cheap guava 1127 01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:32,542 and you're a pricey Kashmiri apple. 1128 01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:35,083 There's no match. 1129 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:38,125 - You're right. - I know. 1130 01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:41,625 A pricey 1131 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:45,333 Kashmiri apple. 1132 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:48,958 With wings! 1133 01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:52,750 Come here. 1134 01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:56,292 Do you have a large family? 1135 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:58,250 All of Meerut belongs to me! 1136 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:02,167 At home, there's mom, dad, my younger brother, his wife and.. 1137 01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:04,500 - And? - And Aafia. 1138 01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:07,167 Aafia? Who's Aafia? 1139 01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:11,958 This fantastic girl. 1140 01:24:14,833 --> 01:24:17,250 Good thing the Goddess put her in a wheelchair 1141 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:23,625 or she'd be flying in the air. 1142 01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:28,042 She's as honest as I'm dishonest. 1143 01:24:30,042 --> 01:24:31,333 She was the only one, apart from my mother, who loved me. 1144 01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:37,458 I ran away, leaving her in tears. 1145 01:24:38,792 --> 01:24:40,167 Why? Did a mad dog bite you? 1146 01:24:40,542 --> 01:24:43,542 Not a dog. My dishonesty bit me. 1147 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,833 Then one night, India's queen kissed me. 1148 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:49,250 Want a slap? Move your foot! 1149 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:52,417 You've got long legs, please. 1150 01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:56,667 So you forgot Aafia? 1151 01:24:56,958 --> 01:25:01,542 Don't you miss her? Why are you here? 1152 01:25:01,750 --> 01:25:04,125 Because of you. 1153 01:25:11,125 --> 01:25:12,625 I do miss her 1154 01:25:13,625 --> 01:25:14,958 but I scold myself and say, I don't miss her. 1155 01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:18,458 How long will you keep scolding yourself? 1156 01:25:19,042 --> 01:25:20,208 Do you know why I've kept you? 1157 01:25:21,292 --> 01:25:22,792 Because I'm cute. All the girls fall for me. 1158 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:25,667 They love my dimples. 1159 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:29,333 Cute! It took a thousand rascals to make you. 1160 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,083 - Really? - Think I don't know that? - So, why? 1161 01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:33,500 Because my parents were dwarves. 1162 01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:37,750 Dwarves? 1163 01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:40,125 They looked fine in the pictures. You're kidding. 1164 01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:43,292 They aren't my real parents. 1165 01:25:45,542 --> 01:25:50,333 I met them outside a temple. 1166 01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:53,333 My parents were dwarves. 1167 01:25:53,542 --> 01:25:57,083 They worked in a circus in Kolkata. 1168 01:25:57,583 --> 01:26:00,083 My mother was bought from a Russian circus. 1169 01:26:00,667 --> 01:26:02,875 And my father was a Punjabi. Both dwarves. 1170 01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:06,750 Amazing. 1171 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:08,250 Dad was a lion tamer 1172 01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:14,125 - and mom was a trapeze artist. - Then? 1173 01:26:14,375 --> 01:26:15,792 They fell deeply in love with each other. They got married. 1174 01:26:17,167 --> 01:26:19,458 When my mother was pregnant 1175 01:26:19,667 --> 01:26:21,000 the circus-owner's daughter fell in love with dad. 1176 01:26:21,375 --> 01:26:22,792 - Was she a dwarf? - No, she was normal. 1177 01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:29,292 She seduced dad, so he dumped my mother and they eloped. 1178 01:26:29,958 --> 01:26:32,083 - Then? - They say she took him to Belarus. 1179 01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:37,958 They were together for a while, then she dumped dad. 1180 01:26:38,125 --> 01:26:41,083 I heard she fell in love with a Prince from Madagascar. 1181 01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:43,042 - Then? - She sold dad in an Egyptian market. 1182 01:26:43,167 --> 01:26:45,875 Good heavens. Then? 1183 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:49,167 He worked in a circus in Egypt for 10 years. 1184 01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:51,917 Then he ran away to Yemen 1185 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:55,042 and worked in an oil well. 1186 01:26:55,917 --> 01:26:59,250 People who knew him said 1187 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:03,875 When he died, he had a smile on his lips and my mother's name. 1188 01:27:04,417 --> 01:27:06,625 - Alina. - He loved her! Utter rubbish! 1189 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:10,250 Why didn't he go back to your mother? 1190 01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:14,583 She was dead by then. 1191 01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:16,958 When did she die? 1192 01:27:18,542 --> 01:27:20,833 By the time he returned to Kolkata, 20 years later 1193 01:27:24,583 --> 01:27:26,333 she was already dead. 1194 01:27:26,667 --> 01:27:29,625 Why didn't he go back to her sooner? To Alina? 1195 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:31,708 My mother had remarried by then. 1196 01:27:32,042 --> 01:27:33,833 To a dwarf? 1197 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:37,792 No, he was normal. 1198 01:27:37,917 --> 01:27:41,042 Must they all marry normal people? 1199 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,125 - When did she remarry? - Six years after dad had left, I guess. 1200 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,750 Why didn't he return to Alina in all those years? 1201 01:27:50,042 --> 01:27:51,375 If he loved her, surely he should have gone back. 1202 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:56,542 He should have. 1203 01:27:56,667 --> 01:27:59,625 Why didn't he? 1204 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:01,625 You tell me. 1205 01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:05,708 When people love each other, why don't they stay together? 1206 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,917 Tell me. 1207 01:28:11,042 --> 01:28:12,667 Stop the car. I have to pee. 1208 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:14,958 I must pee. 1209 01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:17,292 Sorry, madam. But your mother lives on 12th Road in Bandra. 1210 01:28:19,958 --> 01:28:22,167 But he doesn't know that! 1211 01:28:23,292 --> 01:28:25,500 I was narrating the story of my next film. How is it? 1212 01:28:25,917 --> 01:28:28,625 It's a horror film, madam, but very good. 1213 01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:30,375 Today we're filming the most important scene. 1214 01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:32,667 She's made us wait two hours. Bauua, persuade her to come. 1215 01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:35,792 I'll go and check. 1216 01:28:36,125 --> 01:28:40,958 Okay. 1217 01:28:42,083 --> 01:28:43,583 I'll call you this evening. 1218 01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:46,375 Hey, buddy. 1219 01:28:48,250 --> 01:28:50,833 He begged me to forgive him. He said he'd never do it again. 1220 01:28:51,667 --> 01:28:56,208 He loves me. Everyone makes mistake. 1221 01:29:00,208 --> 01:29:02,958 How does this work? 1222 01:29:04,458 --> 01:29:08,792 Hello? 1223 01:29:09,417 --> 01:29:14,458 "Happy birthday to you!" 1224 01:29:15,167 --> 01:29:18,833 "Happy birthday to you!" 1225 01:29:19,292 --> 01:29:22,375 "Happy birthday, dear Babita!" 1226 01:29:22,542 --> 01:29:25,625 "Happy birthday to you!" 1227 01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:28,375 Let me through. 1228 01:29:28,542 --> 01:29:30,083 He's a cheat. 1229 01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:31,458 What the heck! He's lying, Babita. 1230 01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:34,583 Me? Lying? 1231 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:39,000 Admit it! Weren't you kissing him in the kitchen? 1232 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:43,708 That was my boyfriend. I wasn't kissing Aditya. 1233 01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:46,042 Same thing. Everyone is kissing someone. 1234 01:29:46,792 --> 01:29:49,500 He kissed her, she kissed him. 1235 01:29:56,167 --> 01:29:58,042 She kissed me, I kissed her. 1236 01:29:58,625 --> 01:30:01,250 These two guys kissed that girl and she kissed someone else. 1237 01:30:01,875 --> 01:30:03,250 I didn't expect this from you, Babita. 1238 01:30:03,667 --> 01:30:08,125 I swear by God! 1239 01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:10,542 Honestly. 1240 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,167 If he's come back, it's not for love. He's conning you. 1241 01:30:14,333 --> 01:30:15,875 Babita, how do you bear this guy? 1242 01:30:16,542 --> 01:30:18,292 - For the past ten months, he's.. - Shut up! 1243 01:30:20,667 --> 01:30:25,458 What did you bring for Babita? 1244 01:30:26,833 --> 01:30:29,458 This silly ring? How much was it? 1245 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:33,208 A million rupees? Two million? 1246 01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:35,167 Let me show you what I've brought her. 1247 01:30:35,958 --> 01:30:37,417 Look! 1248 01:30:38,292 --> 01:30:39,542 Only for Babita. Diamonds. 1249 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:43,083 A locket. 1250 01:30:43,917 --> 01:30:45,208 A chain. A chocolate. 1251 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,250 A birthday card. A ribbon. 1252 01:30:54,333 --> 01:30:55,583 A hair clip. 1253 01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:07,750 An Aadhar ID card. Why are you laughing? 1254 01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:10,667 What did you bring? You've brought her a stupid ring. 1255 01:31:11,083 --> 01:31:15,042 A nasty little ring. A stupid ring. 1256 01:31:15,167 --> 01:31:17,542 - Enough! - Your nasty ring. Let go of me! 1257 01:31:20,292 --> 01:31:22,333 - Get out of here! - Your nasty ring! 1258 01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:26,625 Lover boy! Listen to me. 1259 01:31:26,792 --> 01:31:29,375 Just arrived? The party's over. 1260 01:31:52,167 --> 01:31:53,250 You lot come here all dolled up, looking for fun. 1261 01:31:55,542 --> 01:31:56,833 - Stop it! - You'll drink, you'll blow air kisses. 1262 01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:00,708 You love to party. 1263 01:32:02,375 --> 01:32:06,792 While I love spoiling them. 1264 01:32:07,042 --> 01:32:09,958 Get out! What did you think? 1265 01:32:10,750 --> 01:32:12,542 If I bothered to talk to you, you'd become special for me? 1266 01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:46,542 I spoil you rotten and you exploit me? 1267 01:33:51,667 --> 01:33:54,458 - Get out! - Don't let me go! Humiliate me some more. 1268 01:33:54,625 --> 01:33:57,292 Or else I'll never leave. Humiliate me some more. 1269 01:33:57,417 --> 01:34:00,875 - You're a zero, Bauua Singh! - Humiliate me more! 1270 01:34:01,042 --> 01:34:03,208 You're nothing. You have zero status. Your wheelchair girl is zero. 1271 01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,208 - You'll achieve nothing. - Good going. 1272 01:34:15,792 --> 01:34:17,125 Be with her, but you'll still be zero. 1273 01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:19,958 - Don't hold back, Babita. - Go home, Bauua. 1274 01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:22,833 This time tell the people of Meerut 1275 01:34:23,167 --> 01:34:25,208 that Babita Kumari kicked you out of her house. 1276 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:28,125 Your wheelchair girl didn't believe I kissed you 1277 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:32,333 but she'll believe I threw you out. 1278 01:34:33,292 --> 01:34:35,958 - You're nearly there. A little more. - I'm done with you. 1279 01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:38,083 Want to be disgraced some more? Go jump in the lake. Out! 1280 01:34:38,333 --> 01:34:40,208 Done. 1281 01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:43,083 Thank you, Babita. 1282 01:34:45,750 --> 01:34:48,500 Here you are. 1283 01:34:48,625 --> 01:34:49,750 Thank you, fans. 1284 01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:52,167 Hello, everyone. Party's over. 1285 01:34:52,792 --> 01:34:53,792 DJ! Stop the music! 1286 01:34:53,958 --> 01:34:57,458 Put all the plates, glasses and bottles 1287 01:34:57,583 --> 01:34:59,292 in the kitchen. 1288 01:34:59,417 --> 01:35:01,208 Very good. 1289 01:35:01,667 --> 01:35:04,458 What are you waiting for? 1290 01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:08,917 Mr. Kapoor 1291 01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:11,583 - did you drive here? - Yes, why? 1292 01:35:11,750 --> 01:35:13,750 You better leave. 1293 01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:15,083 Leave your glass in the sink. 1294 01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:18,708 Take her with you. 1295 01:35:19,417 --> 01:35:20,833 I guess, baby wants to party some more. 1296 01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:24,667 What are you up to? 1297 01:35:25,542 --> 01:35:29,750 I'm asking you to get out. Politely. 1298 01:35:30,708 --> 01:35:33,458 Should I say it some other way? 1299 01:35:33,667 --> 01:35:38,542 You know another way? 1300 01:35:38,708 --> 01:35:43,208 Who do you think you are? 1301 01:35:43,375 --> 01:35:45,917 An angel! 1302 01:35:46,083 --> 01:35:49,750 I can't break every heart in this country for your sake. 1303 01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,708 - Hello. - Guddu, where are you? 1304 01:35:51,917 --> 01:35:54,958 As far as I remember, you ran off a year ago. I'm still here. 1305 01:35:55,167 --> 01:35:57,083 - Want to go to America? - Muslims get visas? Take me then. 1306 01:35:57,250 --> 01:36:01,167 Done. Bring my passport with you and meet me in Mumbai. 1307 01:36:01,292 --> 01:36:03,500 Okay. 1308 01:36:03,625 --> 01:36:05,917 Dude 1309 01:36:06,042 --> 01:36:09,125 my bride is actually the previous girl. 1310 01:36:09,292 --> 01:36:11,667 Okay. 1311 01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,792 Aafia! 1312 01:36:14,958 --> 01:36:17,583 - Bablu, what's that dye? - Henna. 1313 01:36:17,708 --> 01:36:21,000 Forget the henna. Make me blonde. 1314 01:36:21,125 --> 01:36:24,458 Full blonde! 1315 01:36:24,875 --> 01:36:27,208 - Bauua Singh? - Present. 1316 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:30,750 They want to take my photo. 1317 01:36:30,917 --> 01:36:32,792 Look here, please. 1318 01:36:32,917 --> 01:36:35,667 Whoever we send to Mars will travel in a comatose state. 1319 01:36:35,792 --> 01:36:39,500 In fact, it is really so simple 1320 01:36:39,708 --> 01:36:42,875 that we can train a monkey to do it. 1321 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:46,042 And that is precisely what I have done. 1322 01:36:46,167 --> 01:36:49,292 I'm sure, you don't believe me. 1323 01:36:49,583 --> 01:36:51,000 Ladies and gentlemen, let me present 1324 01:36:51,375 --> 01:36:55,417 Indya. 1325 01:36:55,833 --> 01:37:00,125 Indya has an experience of over 200 hours 1326 01:37:03,875 --> 01:37:05,125 working underwater 1327 01:37:10,792 --> 01:37:12,167 on a module of an international space station. 1328 01:37:27,833 --> 01:37:28,792 He can take 0-G pressure, just like our astronauts. 1329 01:37:35,208 --> 01:37:36,542 He's fully trained to drive 1330 01:37:51,958 --> 01:37:54,708 - on the Martian surface. - come, sit? 1331 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:56,708 And most importantly Indya loves sleeping. 1332 01:37:57,292 --> 01:38:01,708 What is she saying? 1333 01:38:01,833 --> 01:38:02,792 - Something about Mars. - Is she an astrologer? 1334 01:38:02,917 --> 01:38:05,333 A monkey is a better idea 1335 01:38:05,458 --> 01:38:06,667 than getting extinct and starting from a chimp again! 1336 01:38:07,292 --> 01:38:09,667 Indya, no. 1337 01:38:18,417 --> 01:38:19,792 - What's going on? - The monkey's gone crazy. 1338 01:38:21,625 --> 01:38:24,083 Indya, no! 1339 01:38:24,417 --> 01:38:25,708 Indya, stop! 1340 01:38:26,958 --> 01:38:28,875 Indya, no! 1341 01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:33,042 "If you promise to stay by my side" 1342 01:38:34,958 --> 01:38:37,417 "I will sing lovely songs to you." 1343 01:38:37,542 --> 01:38:38,875 "If you look at me and smile" 1344 01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:46,125 "I will look at you and.." 1345 01:38:47,625 --> 01:38:49,542 - What was that? - A gunshot. 1346 01:38:50,500 --> 01:38:53,208 - Who fired? - Aafia. 1347 01:38:56,042 --> 01:38:57,583 - How? - She has a gun. 1348 01:38:59,958 --> 01:39:01,333 - She's just scaring me. - Scaring you? 1349 01:39:01,583 --> 01:39:03,708 Her hands shake. That's why you're alive. 1350 01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:08,417 We mustn't be scared. We must be brave. 1351 01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:28,833 We? You must. 1352 01:39:28,958 --> 01:39:31,792 I paid Business Class for you to sightsee? Get up! Come on! 1353 01:39:31,917 --> 01:39:35,958 Careful. She has five bullets left. 1354 01:39:36,083 --> 01:39:39,375 - You blind bat! I know how to count. - Get up! 1355 01:39:39,750 --> 01:39:40,583 Here goes.. 1356 01:39:40,708 --> 01:39:41,958 "I saw you" 1357 01:39:42,125 --> 01:39:43,375 "and my eyes refused to turn away." 1358 01:39:44,958 --> 01:39:48,292 How you've changed, Aafia! 1359 01:39:50,708 --> 01:39:51,917 How dare you come here! Get out! Out! 1360 01:39:54,792 --> 01:39:56,625 I don't need permission to meet my wife, Father-in-law. 1361 01:39:58,833 --> 01:40:01,625 Father-in-law? 1362 01:40:02,958 --> 01:40:06,167 Ismail, throw this fellow out. 1363 01:40:07,583 --> 01:40:08,792 Don't touch me. 1364 01:40:18,250 --> 01:40:19,875 Stop! I am holding a baby. 1365 01:40:20,417 --> 01:40:21,875 Get back, Ismail. Let me talk to her. 1366 01:40:22,750 --> 01:40:23,917 Let me talk to her. 1367 01:40:27,458 --> 01:40:32,542 Aafia, I made a mistake. Forgive me. 1368 01:40:32,750 --> 01:40:36,542 I'm not a cuckoo. I'm a crow. 1369 01:40:36,750 --> 01:40:41,542 Forgive me. 1370 01:40:42,917 --> 01:40:46,917 I will caw around you all my life. 1371 01:40:48,833 --> 01:40:52,250 But you didn't stop me at our wedding. You laughed at me. 1372 01:40:52,792 --> 01:40:57,583 - Shall I.. - Wait. 1373 01:40:59,042 --> 01:41:00,375 This kid's life is in my hands. 1374 01:41:31,292 --> 01:41:35,917 See at that baby. 1375 01:41:36,125 --> 01:41:38,667 - It's look at that baby. - Look at that baby, rascal. 1376 01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:41,250 She's your baby. 1377 01:41:41,667 --> 01:41:48,583 Aafia's daughter. 1378 01:41:49,083 --> 01:41:53,250 Is she like Aafia? 1379 01:41:53,958 --> 01:41:56,250 Or me? 1380 01:41:56,500 --> 01:42:02,333 So how can she be ours? 1381 01:42:04,458 --> 01:42:05,958 - Hey, stop! - Bauua! 1382 01:42:07,167 --> 01:42:10,500 Let him go. 1383 01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:12,792 "A perfect half-dream" 1384 01:42:12,917 --> 01:42:17,667 "once came to me." 1385 01:42:38,875 --> 01:42:40,958 "Like a tear of happiness" 1386 01:42:41,125 --> 01:42:44,125 "falling from my eyes." 1387 01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:46,542 "Oh, God, have mercy on me." 1388 01:42:49,958 --> 01:42:51,250 "My shadow seems cross with me." 1389 01:42:51,375 --> 01:42:52,750 "Knowingly, unknowingly" 1390 01:42:54,708 --> 01:42:56,042 "I find myself alone again and again." 1391 01:42:57,042 --> 01:43:03,083 "Loneliness has no bounds." 1392 01:43:03,458 --> 01:43:09,042 "I find myself alone again and again." 1393 01:43:19,583 --> 01:43:24,958 "Loneliness has no bounds." 1394 01:43:25,250 --> 01:43:28,292 "My eyes do not moisten with drops of dew." 1395 01:43:29,333 --> 01:43:31,500 "I could not belong to myself. How could I belong to anyone?" 1396 01:43:31,625 --> 01:43:33,167 "The depths of my heart" 1397 01:43:33,292 --> 01:43:35,625 "seek the truth." 1398 01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:38,375 "Knowingly, unknowingly" 1399 01:43:38,542 --> 01:43:40,458 "I find myself alone again and again." 1400 01:43:40,625 --> 01:43:43,250 "Loneliness has no bounds." 1401 01:43:43,417 --> 01:43:44,875 "I will win her, make her mine" 1402 01:43:45,042 --> 01:43:49,625 "or sacrifice my life." 1403 01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:52,667 "I will win her, make her mine" 1404 01:43:52,958 --> 01:43:54,958 "or sacrifice my life." 1405 01:43:56,917 --> 01:43:59,125 "My bad name foreshadows me." 1406 01:43:59,875 --> 01:44:06,083 "Knowingly, unknowingly" 1407 01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:12,667 "I call out to my beloved." 1408 01:44:17,208 --> 01:44:18,625 "I want to stay forever with you." 1409 01:44:18,750 --> 01:44:20,792 "I call out to my beloved." 1410 01:44:21,500 --> 01:44:24,750 "I want to stay forever with you." 1411 01:44:24,917 --> 01:44:27,875 "Being unfaithful did nothing for me." 1412 01:44:28,042 --> 01:44:30,167 "Let us see if faithfulness will befriend me." 1413 01:44:30,333 --> 01:44:31,958 "Life turned its back and walked away." 1414 01:44:32,083 --> 01:44:33,875 "Let us see if it returns to smile on me again." 1415 01:44:34,042 --> 01:44:36,292 "Losing everything is easy for me." 1416 01:44:36,458 --> 01:44:38,667 "Now I know how to regain what is lost." 1417 01:44:38,917 --> 01:44:40,333 Just come, Guddu. 1418 01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:42,875 I'll beg for her forgiveness. Oh, the doors are closed. 1419 01:44:43,375 --> 01:44:45,125 Mister! You, with the specs! 1420 01:44:45,458 --> 01:44:46,750 - Where are you going? - Yes? Can I help you? 1421 01:44:46,875 --> 01:44:50,167 - The wheelchair girl who gave a speech.. - Aafia? 1422 01:44:50,583 --> 01:44:54,750 Yes, Aafia. Has she left? 1423 01:44:54,917 --> 01:44:56,750 She's gone. I got here late. 1424 01:44:56,917 --> 01:44:58,750 Do you know her? 1425 01:44:58,875 --> 01:45:01,125 Yes, I'm her fiance. 1426 01:45:01,625 --> 01:45:05,750 - Fancy? - Must be her cousin. 1427 01:45:06,250 --> 01:45:07,542 - Can you tell me where I can find her? - Yes. 1428 01:45:09,500 --> 01:45:10,958 Here's her card. 1429 01:45:46,375 --> 01:45:47,750 Fancy! 1430 01:45:55,583 --> 01:45:57,042 - Guddu, he doesn't look like her cousin. - You're right. 1431 01:46:05,833 --> 01:46:07,958 NSAR. 1432 01:46:17,875 --> 01:46:20,292 Guddu, our visa will expire while we're standing in line here. 1433 01:46:20,750 --> 01:46:21,875 Let's sneak in. 1434 01:46:24,375 --> 01:46:31,458 This isn't the Delhi-Meerut tollbooth. You can't sneak through. 1435 01:46:31,792 --> 01:46:36,875 Anyway, they think Muslims come here to plant bombs. We'll get whacked. 1436 01:46:37,167 --> 01:46:43,375 - What shall we do? - Ask this lady. 1437 01:46:43,667 --> 01:46:51,833 - Shall I? - Go. 1438 01:46:59,083 --> 01:47:02,417 - Ma'am. - Blind man coming. 1439 01:47:03,167 --> 01:47:06,792 We're middle-class Indians. 1440 01:47:07,417 --> 01:47:11,333 - Are you Indian? - No, lower middle-class British. 1441 01:47:13,333 --> 01:47:17,333 - Quit India! - The Kohinoor? 1442 01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:21,250 We'll tax you double. 1443 01:47:21,625 --> 01:47:25,708 What do you want? I speak Hindi. So talk in Hindi. 1444 01:47:25,833 --> 01:47:29,292 She knows! Oh! Why this crowd? 1445 01:47:38,708 --> 01:47:44,500 Sir, NSAR selects seven people every three years 1446 01:47:47,042 --> 01:47:53,042 for their space program. 1447 01:47:55,042 --> 01:47:58,208 They want to see if a human can survive in space. 1448 01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:02,875 - Understand space? - You mean pace? 1449 01:48:03,208 --> 01:48:07,583 - Beyond the sky. Up there. - Oh, that space! 1450 01:48:11,667 --> 01:48:15,667 - Can a man survive there? - Okay. 1451 01:48:15,792 --> 01:48:19,125 There's six months of tests. 1452 01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:30,417 Today's the first selection round. You get paid too! 1453 01:48:30,542 --> 01:48:32,542 - You're in the right place. - We've come to see Ms. Aafia. 1454 01:48:32,667 --> 01:48:34,542 She works here. 1455 01:48:34,667 --> 01:48:36,625 But shortcuts will! 1456 01:48:36,792 --> 01:48:44,625 - Who is Bauua Singh? - Present! See! 1457 01:48:45,042 --> 01:48:49,125 - Here you go, sir. - Blind man coming. 1458 01:48:53,250 --> 01:48:57,167 - Blind man? - That way? 1459 01:48:57,375 --> 01:49:01,083 - You've got the pass? - Do you see this? 1460 01:49:01,542 --> 01:49:05,500 - We've got the pass. - Aafia knows us. 1461 01:49:05,667 --> 01:49:09,708 What's wrong? 1462 01:49:26,500 --> 01:49:32,667 What's this? 1463 01:49:33,208 --> 01:49:40,542 - I want to see her. - What's wrong? 1464 01:49:40,667 --> 01:49:48,208 - Please don't hit me. Let me go. - One minute. 1465 01:49:48,542 --> 01:49:55,708 Aafia is getting married. 1466 01:49:55,833 --> 01:50:02,292 - Let him in. - Sir, we're sending you inside. 1467 01:50:02,625 --> 01:50:09,208 - Yes, yes. - Let us go. We won't come back. 1468 01:50:17,750 --> 01:50:18,833 Hey, come on. Let's go. 1469 01:50:18,958 --> 01:50:20,500 Aafia, I've only come to apologize. 1470 01:50:20,625 --> 01:50:23,250 I swear by the Goddess. I knew nothing about the child. 1471 01:50:23,375 --> 01:50:26,458 What's this invite? 1472 01:50:26,583 --> 01:50:29,000 Why are you marrying someone else when you love me? 1473 01:50:29,125 --> 01:50:32,042 You may not love me anymore, but I still love you. 1474 01:50:32,167 --> 01:50:34,875 Aafia, you were right when you said we were made for each other. 1475 01:50:35,250 --> 01:50:37,750 We're a match made.. 1476 01:50:37,875 --> 01:50:39,208 Stop barking and listen to me. 1477 01:50:39,417 --> 01:50:42,167 Now we're truly equals, Bauua. 1478 01:50:42,375 --> 01:50:45,625 We could talk eye to eye, that's all. I've stooped to your level. 1479 01:50:47,042 --> 01:50:50,417 Your arrogant ways, your status, your class. 1480 01:50:52,208 --> 01:50:53,333 I didn't know about the child, Aafia. Do you think I knew? 1481 01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:55,542 When I came to your house 1482 01:51:03,583 --> 01:51:04,875 I came to tell you not to be nervous, Bauua. 1483 01:51:05,625 --> 01:51:09,458 If I liked you, it was my problem. 1484 01:51:11,292 --> 01:51:13,333 You wanted to change your phone number, fine! 1485 01:51:21,708 --> 01:51:25,417 But your father wanted to fix the wedding date! 1486 01:51:25,708 --> 01:51:27,125 Go away, Bauua. 1487 01:51:27,500 --> 01:51:30,417 There's nothing left of Aafia. 1488 01:51:30,708 --> 01:51:34,333 Did you think 1489 01:51:34,458 --> 01:51:37,458 I came all this way looking for you 1490 01:51:37,583 --> 01:51:38,833 only to leave again? 1491 01:51:38,958 --> 01:51:40,458 So, you're trying it on? 1492 01:51:40,792 --> 01:51:43,167 You may be brave 1493 01:51:43,750 --> 01:51:45,917 but you have no feelings. 1494 01:51:46,167 --> 01:51:48,708 Hey, middle-class Indian! 1495 01:51:49,625 --> 01:51:50,833 Why are you looking miserable? 1496 01:51:50,958 --> 01:51:52,625 Well? Your shortcut didn't work? 1497 01:51:52,750 --> 01:51:55,458 Want my help? 1498 01:51:55,667 --> 01:51:57,708 - How old are you? - What's age? I'm 38. 39. 1499 01:51:57,875 --> 01:52:00,375 - And you? - Ill-fated! 1500 01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:03,333 "We did have a fight." 1501 01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:06,167 "It is an empty quarrel." 1502 01:52:06,292 --> 01:52:08,792 "All lovers argue, so you're mad at me" 1503 01:52:08,917 --> 01:52:11,667 "for a fleeting moment." 1504 01:52:11,833 --> 01:52:15,083 - The smell of gas reminds me of Meerut. - Yes. 1505 01:52:15,208 --> 01:52:17,167 "I'm all around you" 1506 01:52:17,333 --> 01:52:20,250 "so how can we never speak?" 1507 01:52:20,375 --> 01:52:22,792 "Though you look at me differently" 1508 01:52:22,917 --> 01:52:24,042 "my feelings are unchanged." 1509 01:52:24,167 --> 01:52:27,500 "I'll never let you go." 1510 01:52:27,625 --> 01:52:29,708 "Come what may, I'll never let you go." 1511 01:52:29,833 --> 01:52:33,833 "I'll belong to you alone." 1512 01:52:33,958 --> 01:52:36,583 "You can never get mad at me." 1513 01:52:36,708 --> 01:52:38,792 "It is an empty quarrel." 1514 01:52:39,042 --> 01:52:41,750 "All lovers argue, so you're mad at me for a fleeting moment." 1515 01:52:42,083 --> 01:52:44,167 "I'll smile to lessen my sadness" 1516 01:52:46,667 --> 01:52:48,792 "though my smiles seem false to me." 1517 01:52:48,917 --> 01:52:50,083 "Every day I'm filled with fear" 1518 01:52:50,208 --> 01:52:53,167 "that you may break my heart by mistake." 1519 01:52:53,333 --> 01:52:54,375 "No matter how you treat me" 1520 01:52:54,500 --> 01:52:56,958 "it will feel like love to me." 1521 01:52:57,500 --> 01:53:00,417 "Not knowing my boundaries has always been my way." 1522 01:53:00,708 --> 01:53:02,625 "Being alone is not easy." 1523 01:53:11,958 --> 01:53:16,417 "Loneliness is hard to endure." 1524 01:53:16,542 --> 01:53:19,458 "My name so longs" 1525 01:53:36,375 --> 01:53:37,958 "to be united with yours." 1526 01:54:15,500 --> 01:54:17,958 "I'll never let you go." 1527 01:54:18,292 --> 01:54:21,833 "You can never get mad at me." 1528 01:54:25,500 --> 01:54:28,125 "The quarrel between you and me" 1529 01:54:29,708 --> 01:54:32,500 "is an empty quarrel." 1530 01:54:35,208 --> 01:54:38,833 "All lovers argue, so you're mad at me." 1531 01:54:40,833 --> 01:54:44,667 "for a fleeting moment." 1532 01:54:44,958 --> 01:54:46,625 - I like this Bauua Singh. Shorty is good. 1533 01:55:15,042 --> 01:55:18,542 He's small, but very resilient. 1534 01:55:18,833 --> 01:55:21,708 He's only passed his 10th grade, Srini. 1535 01:55:21,833 --> 01:55:25,792 Sorry, I forgot your chimpanzee graduated from MIT. 1536 01:55:25,917 --> 01:55:29,792 We don't need an astronaut. 1537 01:55:30,542 --> 01:55:34,792 He has to sleep all the way to Mars and back. 1538 01:55:34,917 --> 01:55:36,917 We just need a right-sized subject who'll take the risk. 1539 01:55:37,042 --> 01:55:40,500 Aafia, I haven't figured out if you love or hate this shorty. 1540 01:55:40,625 --> 01:55:43,500 Okay? 1541 01:55:43,625 --> 01:55:46,542 I don't have anything in my life beside this project and your brains, Aafia. 1542 01:55:46,667 --> 01:55:52,083 I don't know about you. 1543 01:55:54,542 --> 01:55:56,375 Yes, fine. 1544 01:55:57,250 --> 01:56:00,083 Whatever you say. 1545 01:56:38,667 --> 01:56:40,250 Srini 1546 01:56:42,708 --> 01:56:45,167 I feel angry all of a sudden. 1547 01:56:46,875 --> 01:56:48,500 And I feel like crying too. 1548 01:56:48,792 --> 01:56:51,333 I am going to go now. I'll see you at the office. 1549 01:56:51,625 --> 01:56:54,375 - Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine. I'll see you. 1550 01:56:55,333 --> 01:56:57,208 Are you angry with me? 1551 01:57:13,792 --> 01:57:15,708 You're the one who's angry. I'm trying to make it up to you. 1552 01:57:15,875 --> 01:57:17,625 Do you love me? 1553 01:57:18,042 --> 01:57:20,708 What do you think? 1554 01:57:21,417 --> 01:57:22,833 You love me a lot. 1555 01:57:31,792 --> 01:57:35,583 Do you love me? 1556 01:57:35,833 --> 01:57:37,542 Will you do something for me? 1557 01:57:37,667 --> 01:57:41,417 Anything. 1558 01:57:41,542 --> 01:57:43,833 Go away. 1559 01:57:48,208 --> 01:57:52,042 Let me attend your wedding first. 1560 01:57:52,167 --> 01:57:55,042 Then I'll go. 1561 01:57:56,083 --> 01:57:58,458 Run away, Bauua. 1562 01:57:58,583 --> 01:58:03,292 You're so good at running. 1563 01:58:03,833 --> 01:58:08,208 Break my heart then. Like you've been doing. 1564 01:58:09,083 --> 01:58:14,083 You'll die, you idiot! 1565 01:58:14,667 --> 01:58:18,083 Then watch me die. 1566 01:58:20,542 --> 01:58:25,458 I'll watch. 1567 01:58:25,875 --> 01:58:30,792 The Mission Mars team is impressed 1568 01:58:31,208 --> 01:58:36,333 by your performance, Bauua. 1569 01:58:36,583 --> 01:58:40,833 Your reports are amazing. 1570 01:58:44,292 --> 01:58:50,250 So is your endurance. 1571 01:58:54,875 --> 01:59:00,708 You have a high pain threshold. You're sharp. 1572 01:59:24,583 --> 01:59:30,375 Applied intelligence is excellent. 1573 01:59:30,625 --> 01:59:35,083 The team says, ideally 1574 01:59:35,292 --> 01:59:38,417 they would need a man like you for the mission, not a monkey. 1575 01:59:38,625 --> 01:59:44,458 I agree with them. 1576 01:59:45,083 --> 01:59:48,333 But you'd be risking your life. 1577 01:59:48,500 --> 01:59:50,375 It wouldn't matter to you because you love me. 1578 01:59:50,542 --> 01:59:55,750 That poor monkey is so attached to his family. 1579 01:59:56,292 --> 02:00:01,167 While the very thought of your family 1580 02:00:01,542 --> 02:00:05,917 makes you uncomfortable. 1581 02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:11,917 The rocket's very safe, Bauua. 1582 02:00:12,250 --> 02:00:18,083 But I'll pray it crashes on re-entry. 1583 02:00:18,292 --> 02:00:23,542 Oh, I see. 1584 02:00:23,667 --> 02:00:27,667 Is that how you'll get rid of me? 1585 02:00:30,708 --> 02:00:35,042 Scare me away. 1586 02:00:35,333 --> 02:00:37,958 You can't bear marrying anyone else when I'm around. 1587 02:00:42,042 --> 02:00:45,833 Admit it! 1588 02:00:46,083 --> 02:00:50,125 Go on. 1589 02:01:12,708 --> 02:01:16,875 Okay, I'll do it for you. 1590 02:01:17,125 --> 02:01:18,667 Who knows where you're sending me or what you're asking! 1591 02:01:19,250 --> 02:01:22,083 But on the day it happens 1592 02:01:22,250 --> 02:01:25,500 make sure you get married. 1593 02:01:26,583 --> 02:01:28,542 Bauua Singh isn't running this time. 1594 02:01:28,667 --> 02:01:31,458 The words you just said, you'll forget them all 1595 02:01:31,833 --> 02:01:34,542 when you're in the shuttle travelling at 30,000 kilometers per hour. 1596 02:01:37,375 --> 02:01:42,792 The second you hear the noise it makes 1597 02:01:42,958 --> 02:01:43,833 you'll make a run for it. 1598 02:01:43,958 --> 02:01:46,458 When they count 1599 02:01:46,958 --> 02:01:50,917 ten, nine, eight 1600 02:01:51,875 --> 02:01:54,958 - seven, six.. - Hello! 1601 02:01:55,917 --> 02:01:57,167 When I was even shorter, I could count backwards. 1602 02:01:57,667 --> 02:01:58,958 Five, four, three, two, one, zero. 1603 02:02:07,208 --> 02:02:08,500 Launch me in your rocket! 1604 02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:14,000 Did a star shoot? 1605 02:02:15,917 --> 02:02:19,417 At last! 1606 02:02:20,417 --> 02:02:24,125 God bless the stars! 1607 02:02:24,250 --> 02:02:27,333 Let anyone try to stop Bauua Singh now. 1608 02:03:40,625 --> 02:03:42,458 Bauua, what's going on? The whites are applauding. 1609 02:03:43,500 --> 02:03:47,083 We're from Meerut, Bauua! We dunk biscuits in our tea. 1610 02:03:47,958 --> 02:03:50,458 What do we care about rockets? Or Mars? 1611 02:03:50,583 --> 02:03:52,042 Isn't Mars a faraway planet? It's not a place to go sightseeing. 1612 02:03:53,583 --> 02:03:56,000 Wake up! Mars is not Saharanpur from where you can sprint. 1613 02:03:57,958 --> 02:03:59,292 It's Mars! 1614 02:04:05,750 --> 02:04:09,333 She won't let me go. 1615 02:04:10,750 --> 02:04:12,000 I've seen the look in her eyes. 1616 02:04:12,708 --> 02:04:14,375 She can't do it. The girl will stop me. 1617 02:04:20,042 --> 02:04:21,875 We are on the verge of a very big mission. 1618 02:04:24,042 --> 02:04:25,458 And tomorrow we decide when this decade-long dream becomes a reality. 1619 02:04:27,042 --> 02:04:28,875 We sign off on the take-off date. 1620 02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:31,417 The next 48 hours are really crucial. 1621 02:04:31,667 --> 02:04:35,750 Once it reaches Mars, the gravity of Mars will slow it down 1622 02:04:36,250 --> 02:04:38,750 and finally we'll enter in orbit around Mars 1623 02:04:40,625 --> 02:04:42,333 but the orbit will be elliptical. 1624 02:04:43,292 --> 02:04:44,833 NSAR is the world's most reputed institution. 1625 02:04:48,208 --> 02:04:51,208 They have surprised everyone by sending Bauua Singh to Mars 1626 02:04:51,333 --> 02:04:53,833 instead of a chimpanzee. 1627 02:04:53,958 --> 02:04:56,042 Bauua Singh is from Meerut in India. 1628 02:04:56,167 --> 02:04:58,708 The amazing thing is, Bauua Singh is not very educated 1629 02:04:58,917 --> 02:05:01,708 nor does he speak English. 1630 02:05:01,875 --> 02:05:04,750 This launch is a huge opportunity 1631 02:05:05,167 --> 02:05:07,542 to learn about 1632 02:05:07,667 --> 02:05:12,208 the potential of life beyond our planet 1633 02:05:12,542 --> 02:05:14,500 with the ultimate aim of becoming 1634 02:05:14,625 --> 02:05:17,667 a multi-planet species. 1635 02:05:17,833 --> 02:05:20,292 Srini. 1636 02:05:20,458 --> 02:05:24,042 - You can't stay here for the launch. - Why not? 1637 02:05:24,167 --> 02:05:27,333 Because we'll be getting married. 1638 02:05:27,458 --> 02:05:30,292 Are your calculations right? 1639 02:05:30,917 --> 02:05:33,417 100 percent. 1640 02:05:33,542 --> 02:05:37,625 Are you crying? 1641 02:05:41,042 --> 02:05:42,750 - What? - You're crying. 1642 02:05:45,458 --> 02:05:47,625 - You're crazy. - You're crying. 1643 02:05:48,167 --> 02:05:49,625 - Don't talk nonsense. - You're crying. 1644 02:05:54,375 --> 02:05:57,333 Oh. 1645 02:06:01,292 --> 02:06:02,875 Hello? Yes, go ahead. Doesn't matter. 1646 02:06:03,583 --> 02:06:05,042 Okay. Copy that. Thank you. 1647 02:06:05,417 --> 02:06:07,333 We're heading towards propulsion. 1648 02:06:07,958 --> 02:06:10,917 How long does it take to travel 1.25 miles at 5.8 miles per hour? 1649 02:06:11,250 --> 02:06:13,083 12.9 minutes. 1650 02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:16,583 It's only right I say goodbye. 1651 02:06:18,750 --> 02:06:20,875 Very good. 1652 02:06:22,542 --> 02:06:27,167 Could I talk to him for a minute, please? 1653 02:06:27,458 --> 02:06:31,792 All systems ready. 1654 02:06:32,167 --> 02:06:34,958 Standing by. 1655 02:06:35,417 --> 02:06:37,458 You didn't run, Bauua. 1656 02:06:37,667 --> 02:06:39,083 If I didn't win you 1657 02:06:39,333 --> 02:06:42,542 let me bring glory to my country. 1658 02:06:42,875 --> 02:06:45,167 What do you care about the country? 1659 02:06:45,583 --> 02:06:48,917 You're dying for the sake of love. 1660 02:06:49,542 --> 02:06:52,917 If you were near me 1661 02:06:53,708 --> 02:06:56,167 I'd kiss you. 1662 02:07:03,917 --> 02:07:05,417 I'd do the same. 1663 02:07:11,042 --> 02:07:13,125 I'll wait for you, Bauua. 1664 02:07:32,750 --> 02:07:35,125 What if I don't come back? 1665 02:07:41,375 --> 02:07:43,875 I'll find someone your height. 1666 02:08:22,667 --> 02:08:26,833 T-minus two minutes mark, and counting. 1667 02:08:26,958 --> 02:08:30,833 Yes. 1668 02:08:30,958 --> 02:08:33,583 If I had asked you to, would you have stayed? 1669 02:08:34,042 --> 02:08:37,625 Flight controllers, give me a go, no-go for launch. 1670 02:08:37,792 --> 02:08:41,083 Booster. - Go for launch. 1671 02:08:41,375 --> 02:08:42,667 - Surge in. - We are a go. 1672 02:08:43,542 --> 02:08:45,208 - Network. - Go. 1673 02:08:45,458 --> 02:08:46,917 - Guidance? - Go. 1674 02:08:47,375 --> 02:08:50,208 - Recovery. - Go for launch. 1675 02:08:55,250 --> 02:08:57,167 - Capcom. - We are go for launch. 1676 02:08:57,292 --> 02:09:01,333 Flight control, we are go for launch. 1677 02:09:01,792 --> 02:09:03,583 Bye, Bauua. 1678 02:09:03,792 --> 02:09:05,875 Six, five, four, three 1679 02:09:07,458 --> 02:09:10,750 two, one, zero. 1680 02:09:10,875 --> 02:09:13,250 I kissed him. 1681 02:09:13,375 --> 02:09:15,167 There were so many amazing things about my story. 1682 02:09:15,292 --> 02:09:18,125 It was like a dream. 1683 02:09:18,292 --> 02:09:22,917 It wasn't amazing that 1684 02:09:23,042 --> 02:09:24,958 so many tears and smiles, so much love 1685 02:09:25,333 --> 02:09:28,042 amount only to a trail of smoke in the sky. 1686 02:09:28,250 --> 02:09:31,917 The amazing thing is that we know this, yet we fall in love. 1687 02:09:32,042 --> 02:09:33,917 It was not a surprise that I cried when Bauua left. 1688 02:09:34,167 --> 02:09:37,750 The amazing thing was that he didn't run. The joy of that fact dried my tears. 1689 02:09:37,875 --> 02:09:39,708 It wasn't amazing that an unknown 4'6" man from Meerut 1690 02:09:39,833 --> 02:09:43,250 was sent in a rocket to a planet so very far away. 1691 02:09:43,458 --> 02:09:46,500 The amazing thing was that he convinced over a billion people 1692 02:09:47,875 --> 02:09:51,333 that he could do it. 1693 02:11:04,875 --> 02:11:06,125 It was not a surprise that Srini and I did not get married. 1694 02:11:06,542 --> 02:11:11,250 The amazing thing was, after so much loathing, I loved Bauua again. 1695 02:11:12,625 --> 02:11:16,458 The amazing thing wasn't that Bauua reached Mars. 1696 02:11:19,583 --> 02:11:20,958 The amazing thing was that he did not run away. 1697 02:11:23,292 --> 02:11:25,333 The amazing thing wasn't that, on re-entry, the shuttle 1698 02:13:04,125 --> 02:13:05,542 silently went missing. 1699 02:13:06,708 --> 02:13:08,667 The amazing thing was that I kept waiting for Bauua to return. 1700 02:13:10,167 --> 02:13:12,042 The amazing thing wasn't that 1701 02:13:12,542 --> 02:13:14,500 Bauua, rejected by the world, was even spat out by the sky. 1702 02:13:33,208 --> 02:13:34,292 One day, the Chinese Space Centre got a call. 1703 02:13:37,000 --> 02:13:40,958 He was returning. 1704 02:13:42,167 --> 02:13:44,667 The amazing thing was, it took 15 years for that phone to ring. 1705 02:13:49,625 --> 02:13:51,292 The amazing thing wasn't that Bauua Singh's shuttle 1706 02:14:14,125 --> 02:14:17,792 was re-entering towards the Arabian Sea 1707 02:14:20,708 --> 02:14:23,375 at a speed of 20,000 kilometers per hour. 1708 02:14:37,583 --> 02:14:40,833 The amazing thing was 1709 02:16:43,125 --> 02:16:45,500 15 years had wrinkled many faces, honey 1710 02:16:47,833 --> 02:16:50,958 but the dimples on my face remained forever young. Right? 1711 02:16:53,667 --> 02:16:55,208 Long live 1712 02:16:55,333 --> 02:16:56,625 the Goddess! 1713 02:17:11,375 --> 02:17:14,500 "A color has no color" 1714 02:17:17,917 --> 02:17:19,500 "if it does not match the color of your lips." 1715 02:17:21,917 --> 02:17:23,792 "A fragrance has no fragrance" 1716 02:17:26,875 --> 02:17:31,417 "if it does not match the fragrance of your dark hair." 1717 02:17:33,042 --> 02:17:36,958 "The world pales next to you." 1718 02:17:43,583 --> 02:17:46,417 "You can only be mine." 1719 02:17:47,750 --> 02:17:50,333 "Everyone can see it. I say this out loud." 1720 02:17:55,875 --> 02:17:57,292 "As long as there's light in the world" 1721 02:18:08,083 --> 02:18:13,083 "you'll belong to me." 1722 02:18:19,750 --> 02:18:21,708 "As long as I live in this world" 1723 02:18:23,958 --> 02:18:28,625 "you'll belong to me." 1724 02:18:36,125 --> 02:18:38,792 "As long as there's light in the world" 1725 02:18:39,583 --> 02:18:40,667 "you'll belong to me." 1726 02:18:44,083 --> 02:18:48,708 "As long as I live in this world" 1727 02:19:31,458 --> 02:19:33,958 "you'll belong to me." 1728 02:19:34,417 --> 02:19:35,958 "I am your confusion." 1729 02:19:36,167 --> 02:19:37,708 "I am your solution." 1730 02:19:37,875 --> 02:19:39,375 "I'm a little stubborn." 1731 02:19:39,708 --> 02:19:41,083 "A little crazy too." 1732 02:19:41,208 --> 02:19:42,917 "How false are the clouds and spring showers!" 1733 02:19:43,042 --> 02:19:44,875 "How false is offering a gift of flowers!" 1734 02:19:45,042 --> 02:19:47,042 "Only you are real. Only I am real." 1735 02:20:06,083 --> 02:20:07,667 "My heart speaks the only truth." 1736 02:20:15,417 --> 02:20:18,833 "Etch your name on my heart with your lovely hands." 1737 02:20:19,167 --> 02:20:22,250 "Open your eyes to my love." 1738 02:21:02,250 --> 02:21:03,583 "Do I ask too much of you? I say this out loud." 1739 02:21:13,167 --> 02:21:16,042 "As long as there's light in the world" 1740 02:21:16,417 --> 02:21:17,958 "you'll belong to me." 1741 02:21:18,500 --> 02:21:19,708 "As long as I live in this world" 1742 02:21:19,833 --> 02:21:24,042 "you'll belong to me." 1743 02:21:24,958 --> 02:21:27,917 "As long as there's light in the world" 1744 02:21:29,167 --> 02:21:32,958 "you'll belong to me." 1745 02:21:34,542 --> 02:21:37,917 "As long as I live in this world" 1746 02:21:38,458 --> 02:21:42,667 "you'll belong to me." 1747 02:21:43,750 --> 02:21:48,167 "Forever you will sway in my loving arms." 1748 02:21:48,958 --> 02:21:53,292 "Like the earth sways in the arms of the sun." 1749 02:21:54,250 --> 02:21:58,917 "You will never be apart from me." 1750 02:21:59,292 --> 02:22:00,833 "Forever you will be a part of me." 1751 02:22:02,708 --> 02:22:05,542 "Shatter all my dreams if you wish." 1752 02:22:06,125 --> 02:22:11,458 "The shards of my dreams will still dream of you." 1753 02:22:12,708 --> 02:22:17,542 "You are my inspiration." 1754 02:22:18,042 --> 02:22:20,750 "I say this out loud." 1755 02:22:21,750 --> 02:22:24,958 "Beloved, your love is fake. I know you are selfish." 1756 02:22:25,083 --> 02:22:26,500 "You are unfaithful. I'm not able to get over your betrayal." 1757 02:22:27,208 --> 02:22:31,292 "Beloved, your love is fake. I know you are selfish." 1758 02:22:32,125 --> 02:22:33,042 "You are unfaithful. I'm not able to get over your betrayal." 1759 02:22:33,167 --> 02:22:38,167 "Go and proclaim before God" 1760 02:22:38,875 --> 02:22:41,500 "that I'm going to dupe everyone." 1761 02:22:41,708 --> 02:22:44,083 "You are responsible for this, let me tell you." 1762 02:22:45,500 --> 02:22:49,708 "Heer has been defamed" 1763 02:22:50,750 --> 02:22:54,375 "for falling in love with you." 1764 02:22:54,625 --> 02:22:57,333 "Heer has been defamed" 1765 02:22:57,500 --> 02:22:59,792 "for falling in love with you." 1766 02:23:00,458 --> 02:23:02,417 "Heer has been defamed" 1767 02:23:02,917 --> 02:23:06,167 "for falling in love with you." 1768 02:23:06,708 --> 02:23:11,667 ?lmoovlmvhd�y�W�y������ 126825

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