Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,050 --> 00:00:06,451
Is this a formal wedding?
2
00:00:06,451 --> 00:00:08,585
Not that it matters, in
that you're not invited.
3
00:00:08,586 --> 00:00:10,854
Well, I might want to
break in and stop the thing.
4
00:00:10,855 --> 00:00:12,289
I don't want to be underdressed.
5
00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:13,890
Are you fucking serious?
6
00:00:13,891 --> 00:00:15,892
Dude, it's a really long drive,
7
00:00:15,893 --> 00:00:17,861
and you know I'm an alcoholic!
8
00:00:17,862 --> 00:00:21,164
Loudermilk abandoned this
group to go to a wedding?!
9
00:00:21,165 --> 00:00:22,599
Hey, Father Mike.
10
00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,934
Don't bother coming back here!
11
00:00:23,935 --> 00:00:25,236
[PHONE BEEPS]
12
00:00:25,703 --> 00:00:27,571
I want you to keep an eye on him, yeah?
13
00:00:27,572 --> 00:00:29,406
Dude, he's a grown-ass man.
14
00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:31,078
Ben!
15
00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:32,214
Ben?
16
00:00:32,235 --> 00:00:33,836
Ben, you got to do me a
favor, though, all right?
17
00:00:33,837 --> 00:00:34,992
I need you to talk to Memphis.
18
00:00:36,315 --> 00:00:37,510
Hello, Ben.
19
00:00:37,809 --> 00:00:39,343
Hello, Memphis.
20
00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:46,666
21
00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:48,717
FATHER MIKE: Can I have
everyone's attention, please?
22
00:00:50,055 --> 00:00:51,523
I'm sorry to report
23
00:00:51,548 --> 00:00:54,717
that Loudermilk is no
longer your group leader.
24
00:00:54,718 --> 00:00:55,985
Is he okay?
25
00:00:55,986 --> 00:00:57,638
Well, define "okay."
26
00:00:59,132 --> 00:01:00,389
Is he alive?
27
00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:04,059
Yes, but once again,
he's put his selfish needs
28
00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,661
ahead of this group's.
29
00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:07,463
Well, that's what he always does.
30
00:01:07,663 --> 00:01:09,197
He says that's how it works.
31
00:01:09,198 --> 00:01:10,531
Him first, then us.
32
00:01:11,028 --> 00:01:12,918
It's like putting on your oxygen mask
33
00:01:12,957 --> 00:01:14,888
before you're putting on
the kid's in a plane crash.
34
00:01:14,889 --> 00:01:15,922
Well, he should have been teaching you
35
00:01:15,923 --> 00:01:18,416
to put on your own oxygen masks.
36
00:01:18,859 --> 00:01:20,727
You're not children. You're men.
37
00:01:20,728 --> 00:01:23,997
And as of today, you
will be treated as such,
38
00:01:23,998 --> 00:01:27,200
so please welcome Garret Mason-Burke.
39
00:01:28,759 --> 00:01:30,937
Great evening, everybrainy!
40
00:01:30,938 --> 00:01:32,372
That's right.
41
00:01:32,373 --> 00:01:33,873
I'm not gonna be talking to your bodies.
42
00:01:33,874 --> 00:01:35,542
I'm gonna be talking to your brains.
43
00:01:35,836 --> 00:01:38,912
FATHER MIKE: Garret is a
Sober Friends instructor
44
00:01:38,913 --> 00:01:40,879
and also a, uh,
45
00:01:41,248 --> 00:01:43,764
part-time trainer for therapy cats.
46
00:01:43,963 --> 00:01:44,929
Okay.
47
00:01:44,929 --> 00:01:46,923
Stop blowing my horn, Father. [CHUCKLES]
48
00:01:47,198 --> 00:01:48,899
You know, despite all my accomplishments,
49
00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,950
I'm still just a guy
who wants to help people.
50
00:01:52,669 --> 00:01:54,404
And we're lucky to have him.
51
00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:56,099
So, take it away, Gary.
52
00:01:56,124 --> 00:01:57,541
Thank you, Father. Thank you.
53
00:01:57,864 --> 00:01:59,710
Wow. Look at you all.
54
00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,739
What the hell's a therapy cat?
55
00:02:01,826 --> 00:02:03,230
That's a great question.
56
00:02:03,962 --> 00:02:05,429
It's for people
57
00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:07,364
who need a little more love in their lives
58
00:02:07,389 --> 00:02:09,240
than their so-called
loved ones are giving them.
59
00:02:09,341 --> 00:02:11,801
I like to call it
"e-meow-tional support."
60
00:02:12,012 --> 00:02:13,546
And I think I have a friend for you.
61
00:02:13,854 --> 00:02:14,854
ROGER: So, Garret.
62
00:02:14,855 --> 00:02:15,800
Yes.
63
00:02:15,801 --> 00:02:17,109
What were you addicted to?
64
00:02:17,195 --> 00:02:18,974
Booze? Drugs?
65
00:02:19,604 --> 00:02:20,568
Candy?
66
00:02:21,139 --> 00:02:23,380
[CHUCKLES] Well, I do like a little candy.
67
00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:24,844
- [GROWLS]
- [LAUGHS]
68
00:02:25,677 --> 00:02:28,365
No. Uh, I really didn't
touch any of that stuff.
69
00:02:28,580 --> 00:02:30,247
You know, anything that
I need is already in me.
70
00:02:30,248 --> 00:02:31,682
MUGSY: Wait wait wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
71
00:02:31,683 --> 00:02:33,617
What the fuck is he talking about?
72
00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:35,032
Uh... [LAUGHS]
73
00:02:35,033 --> 00:02:36,500
How would you know what we're going through
74
00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:37,735
if you've never experienced it?
75
00:02:37,736 --> 00:02:38,736
Training.
76
00:02:38,737 --> 00:02:40,171
Plus, I have read
77
00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:41,739
everything there is to
know about addiction.
78
00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:44,216
So, you've read "Permanent
Midnight" by Jerry Stahl?
79
00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,765
Not the book, no. No.
80
00:02:47,479 --> 00:02:50,148
But you've watched the movie
version with Ben Stiller?
81
00:02:51,983 --> 00:02:54,469
Is that the one that takes
place in a scary museum?
82
00:02:54,686 --> 00:02:57,087
It is if you can imagine
Sacagawea blowing cocaine
83
00:02:57,088 --> 00:02:58,756
up Teddy Roosevelt's asshole.
84
00:02:58,757 --> 00:02:59,814
Oh! [LAUGHS]
85
00:02:59,814 --> 00:03:01,281
I mean, it's like thinking
86
00:03:01,312 --> 00:03:02,962
you're gonna become some
great football player
87
00:03:02,998 --> 00:03:04,599
just by watching the game on telly.
88
00:03:04,649 --> 00:03:06,884
Okay, but I have no
interest in playing the game.
89
00:03:07,106 --> 00:03:08,396
I just want to coach it.
90
00:03:09,091 --> 00:03:10,240
Does it matter
91
00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,047
whether Bill Belichick
ever played the game?
92
00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:15,185
Yeah, it does. And he did, at Wesleyan.
93
00:03:15,522 --> 00:03:16,889
Oh, he did? Wesleyan?
94
00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,024
Wow. Okay. I didn't know that.
95
00:03:18,945 --> 00:03:20,446
Okay, let me put it to you another way.
96
00:03:20,627 --> 00:03:22,361
A doctor doesn't have to have cancer
97
00:03:22,362 --> 00:03:24,237
in order to be a cancer doctor.
98
00:03:24,364 --> 00:03:26,599
Furthermore, why would you want
a cancer doctor who had cancer?
99
00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,301
He'd be riddled with...
with stuff from the chemo.
100
00:03:29,302 --> 00:03:30,994
He'd be all beat up.
101
00:03:31,536 --> 00:03:34,144
Guys, think of me as your healthy
102
00:03:34,343 --> 00:03:35,777
addiction counselor,
103
00:03:36,443 --> 00:03:38,644
one who had enough integrity
not to mess up his life
104
00:03:38,645 --> 00:03:40,007
and screw everyone around him.
105
00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:47,095
[FRANZ FERDINAND'S "STAND
ON THE HORIZON" PLAYS]
106
00:03:47,306 --> 00:03:49,791
Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
107
00:03:49,889 --> 00:03:51,223
- [LINE RINGS]
- BEN: Hello.
108
00:03:51,224 --> 00:03:53,219
[LAUGHS] This is Ben.
109
00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,261
Leave a message, and I'll
get back to you, okay?
110
00:03:56,262 --> 00:03:58,328
- [LAUGHS]
- [BEEP]
111
00:03:58,328 --> 00:04:00,908
I thought you changed your
fucking stupid-ass message.
112
00:04:01,098 --> 00:04:02,431
All right? Where the hell are you?
113
00:04:02,469 --> 00:04:03,831
You were supposed to be here an hour ago
114
00:04:03,857 --> 00:04:05,600
'cause I need to know
what's going on with Memphis.
115
00:04:07,022 --> 00:04:08,698
Could you, uh, you know,
116
00:04:08,699 --> 00:04:10,667
if you get a second
and you're not too busy,
117
00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,769
could you fucking call me back?!
118
00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:14,671
[MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT
CHATTER IN DISTANCE]
119
00:04:15,194 --> 00:04:16,172
It's Loudermilk.
120
00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,607
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- [DOOR OPENS]
121
00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:19,108
Hey.
122
00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,311
Yeah. Where the hell have you been?
123
00:04:21,545 --> 00:04:23,195
Um, getting ice.
124
00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,607
Oh, yeah. Likely story, huh?
125
00:04:26,813 --> 00:04:28,881
Dude, what the hell? Chill out.
126
00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:30,388
You're acting like a psycho.
127
00:04:30,584 --> 00:04:32,384
How am I supposed to act, okay?
128
00:04:32,385 --> 00:04:34,119
My ex-wife is somewhere getting married.
129
00:04:34,144 --> 00:04:35,821
My best friend and sponsor
130
00:04:35,822 --> 00:04:37,723
is fucking off the wagon and missing.
131
00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:39,725
- Well, go out and find him.
- Well, I would!
132
00:04:39,726 --> 00:04:40,926
But what happens if I go
133
00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:42,699
and he comes back and I'm gone
134
00:04:42,863 --> 00:04:44,263
and then I come back and he's gone?
135
00:04:44,264 --> 00:04:46,665
And now it's fucking
Abbott and Costello up here!
136
00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:49,001
You're afraid.
137
00:04:49,002 --> 00:04:50,202
- What?
- Yeah.
138
00:04:50,203 --> 00:04:51,812
You're afraid to go out there
139
00:04:51,812 --> 00:04:53,726
because you don't think you
could do it and stay sober.
140
00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,013
Bullshit.
141
00:04:55,534 --> 00:04:57,183
See that? You see the four?
142
00:04:57,184 --> 00:04:59,349
That's a four-year chip.
I'm sober four years.
143
00:05:00,948 --> 00:05:02,192
Why would I be afraid?
144
00:05:02,626 --> 00:05:04,043
Because we're in New Orleans...
145
00:05:04,696 --> 00:05:06,044
and it's Mardi Gras.
146
00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,699
[MUSIC AND CHATTER CONTINUES]
147
00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,116
Oh, my God. I can't go out there.
148
00:05:16,825 --> 00:05:19,477
Okay, fine. I'll go out and get him.
149
00:05:19,478 --> 00:05:21,345
No. No. Unh-unh. You're
even more raw than I am.
150
00:05:21,346 --> 00:05:22,552
No, I'm not.
151
00:05:22,552 --> 00:05:25,088
This whole ex-wife thing
has set you back to day one.
152
00:05:25,443 --> 00:05:27,010
You don't have to do this for me.
153
00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,379
I'm not doing this for you.
154
00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:31,232
I'm doing this to get
the fuck away from you.
155
00:05:32,283 --> 00:05:34,017
Okay. I can live with that.
156
00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:35,260
[DOOR SLAMS]
157
00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:38,021
[FIVE KNIVES' "MONEY" PLAYS]
158
00:05:38,022 --> 00:05:41,357
I only want you for the money
159
00:05:41,358 --> 00:05:43,026
So treat me like I'm solid gold
160
00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,401
Hey.
161
00:05:45,426 --> 00:05:46,796
Where do you get these?
162
00:05:46,797 --> 00:05:48,965
Just flash your titties!
163
00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:51,472
Like this? Whoo!
164
00:05:52,513 --> 00:05:54,774
Or you can just buy them over there.
165
00:05:55,039 --> 00:05:58,309
[CHEERING, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
166
00:06:01,002 --> 00:06:02,169
MEMPHIS: What?!
167
00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:03,837
- You promised me...
- No.
168
00:06:03,838 --> 00:06:04,905
...that you were gonna tell him!
169
00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:05,906
No, I did not promise you, okay?
170
00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:06,970
You promised me!
171
00:06:06,995 --> 00:06:09,346
No, sweetie, I didn't promise
you that I would tell him.
172
00:06:09,384 --> 00:06:10,651
I said that I should.
173
00:06:10,652 --> 00:06:11,923
Then I thought to myself, "Why now?"
174
00:06:11,949 --> 00:06:14,805
You know what I mean? I mean, he's
gonna find out eventually, Memphis.
175
00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,790
And what about me?
176
00:06:15,804 --> 00:06:17,516
I don't need that kind of
stress right before my wedding.
177
00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:19,759
Damn it, Ben! This is exactly
what I didn't want to happen.
178
00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,156
So, who the fuck does he
think that I'm marrying?
179
00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:24,651
Emeril.
180
00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:25,698
Emeril Lagasse?!
181
00:06:25,824 --> 00:06:27,091
Emeril somebody. I don't know.
182
00:06:27,092 --> 00:06:28,225
I kept it vague.
183
00:06:28,226 --> 00:06:29,406
[SCOFFS] I can't believe this.
184
00:06:29,995 --> 00:06:31,943
I knew I should have told him myself.
185
00:06:32,497 --> 00:06:33,697
Well, lucky you.
186
00:06:33,698 --> 00:06:34,899
You're gonna have that chance
187
00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,972
'cause, uh, he's... he's here.
188
00:06:38,742 --> 00:06:39,848
What?
189
00:06:40,338 --> 00:06:41,605
- He's here.
- Yeah.
190
00:06:41,606 --> 00:06:42,740
In New Orleans?
191
00:06:42,741 --> 00:06:44,175
Yes, he is here. He's here.
192
00:06:44,176 --> 00:06:45,442
I'm sorry. I couldn't shake him.
193
00:06:45,443 --> 00:06:46,930
He's like a goddamn deer tick.
194
00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,546
Oh, my God.
195
00:06:48,547 --> 00:06:49,947
He's not gonna try and pull
196
00:06:49,948 --> 00:06:52,049
some bullshit out of "The Graduate," is he?
197
00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:54,185
[LAUGHS] You mean, like fuck your mom?
198
00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:56,645
You know what?
199
00:06:56,645 --> 00:06:58,213
I'm actually glad that he's here
200
00:06:58,214 --> 00:06:59,672
because I can't go through
this without him knowing.
201
00:07:00,182 --> 00:07:02,050
Okay. Sweetheart, look. Why
don't you just calm down?
202
00:07:02,051 --> 00:07:04,219
We can tell him in a little
while when we're far away.
203
00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,318
What do you think?
204
00:07:06,021 --> 00:07:07,022
Ben...
205
00:07:08,298 --> 00:07:10,024
this is your best friend.
206
00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:11,940
How could you treat him like this?
207
00:07:11,994 --> 00:07:16,297
208
00:07:16,298 --> 00:07:17,966
- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna go tell him
209
00:07:17,967 --> 00:07:19,367
because you're too much of a pussy.
210
00:07:19,368 --> 00:07:21,302
Okay. All right. All right.
211
00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,071
BEN: You're right. Okay? You're right.
212
00:07:23,072 --> 00:07:24,939
It's on me. I said I would tell him.
213
00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:26,474
And as soon as I get really, really drunk,
214
00:07:26,475 --> 00:07:28,576
I will man up and tell him, okay?
215
00:07:28,577 --> 00:07:29,944
And maybe we can get
something to eat first.
216
00:07:29,945 --> 00:07:31,980
Okay. Let's go get you some food.
217
00:07:31,981 --> 00:07:33,448
- Mm-hmm.
- And then you have to tell him.
218
00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:34,716
Definitely. Definitely.
219
00:07:34,717 --> 00:07:36,251
I'm gonna get really, really drunk.
220
00:07:36,252 --> 00:07:38,139
And then, uh, and then
I'll... and then I'll...
221
00:07:38,621 --> 00:07:39,817
have something to eat.
222
00:07:39,997 --> 00:07:41,403
And then maybe dessert.
223
00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,530
And then... then we'll get some coffee.
224
00:07:45,123 --> 00:07:46,484
And then... And then I'll...
225
00:07:46,539 --> 00:07:48,055
- And then I'll tell him. All right?
- ou better.
226
00:07:48,393 --> 00:07:49,893
You sure you don't want to
do it after the honeymoon?
227
00:07:49,894 --> 00:07:51,428
No. You have to tell him now.
228
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,508
Okay, I'm gonna tell
him. I'm gonna tell him.
229
00:07:52,562 --> 00:07:53,664
- Okay.
- All right.
230
00:07:53,665 --> 00:07:58,769
231
00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:02,539
A fabricated kind of romance
232
00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:06,143
Where sex and love
are bought and sold
233
00:08:06,144 --> 00:08:07,878
I only want you for your money
234
00:08:07,879 --> 00:08:09,066
Uh...
235
00:08:09,848 --> 00:08:11,326
Yeah, I'm... I'm good.
236
00:08:11,816 --> 00:08:19,289
237
00:08:20,157 --> 00:08:21,336
Ben!
238
00:08:21,893 --> 00:08:23,038
Hey, Ben!
239
00:08:23,554 --> 00:08:24,565
Ben!
240
00:08:24,829 --> 00:08:28,465
241
00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,437
242
00:08:31,484 --> 00:08:33,113
Holy shit.
243
00:08:35,212 --> 00:08:36,852
LOUDERMILK: I'm sorry.
Could you repeat that?
244
00:08:36,979 --> 00:08:40,227
Uh, I saw Ben and Memphis talking,
245
00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:41,880
and then he kissed her.
246
00:08:43,513 --> 00:08:44,778
Well, so what?
247
00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:46,303
I mean, you know,
they're... they're friends.
248
00:08:46,304 --> 00:08:47,391
Friends kiss.
249
00:08:47,839 --> 00:08:49,116
On the mouth.
250
00:08:49,116 --> 00:08:51,251
I mean, there was tongue
and teeth and fucking...
251
00:08:51,252 --> 00:08:52,817
You're out of your mind!
252
00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:00,327
[SIGHS]
253
00:09:02,430 --> 00:09:03,964
Yeah, that's not them.
254
00:09:04,131 --> 00:09:06,866
Yes, it is. Look at her leg.
255
00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:08,101
You know how I know that's not them?
256
00:09:08,102 --> 00:09:09,502
It's because she would never, ever
257
00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:11,271
cheat on her fianc? before the wedding.
258
00:09:11,272 --> 00:09:12,739
Never. That's not her.
259
00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:14,040
Jesus Christ.
260
00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:16,005
Get your head out of your ass!
261
00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:18,311
[CORK POPS IN DISTANCE]
262
00:09:18,312 --> 00:09:20,185
[MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT
CHATTER IN DISTANCE]
263
00:09:32,415 --> 00:09:33,736
That's not possible.
264
00:09:34,662 --> 00:09:37,063
Yeah, well, you didn't think
265
00:09:37,064 --> 00:09:39,379
he'd start boozing, either, did you?
266
00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,613
This is different.
267
00:09:43,578 --> 00:09:44,959
A liar's a liar.
268
00:09:45,573 --> 00:09:46,903
You taught me that.
269
00:09:48,809 --> 00:09:50,677
You know, I see what
you're trying to do, here.
270
00:09:51,352 --> 00:09:53,546
You're trying to make me forget
all about this and go back
271
00:09:53,547 --> 00:09:55,648
so I don't make a fool of
myself at the wedding tomorrow.
272
00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:59,719
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
273
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,667
Please tell me that's what
you're trying to do, here.
274
00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:05,058
[MUSIC AND CHATTER CONTINUES]
275
00:10:05,059 --> 00:10:06,527
I'm sorry.
276
00:10:09,187 --> 00:10:10,385
[SIGHS]
277
00:10:10,998 --> 00:10:12,304
Oh, my God.
278
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,768
That's why he's pushing
Allison on me all the time.
279
00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:17,595
It's 'cause he wants me out of the picture.
280
00:10:17,711 --> 00:10:19,305
It's probably also why he's boozing.
281
00:10:19,305 --> 00:10:21,240
I mean, can you imagine how
much guilt he's been living with?
282
00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:22,341
You know what?
283
00:10:22,342 --> 00:10:23,609
I don't want to fucking imagine
284
00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:25,577
about how much guilt he's feeling!
285
00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,081
You know, that's the problem with you,
286
00:10:28,081 --> 00:10:30,667
is you just jump immediately
to the wrong thing!
287
00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:33,741
He's my friend, and she was my wife!
288
00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:34,954
Okay?
289
00:10:34,954 --> 00:10:36,488
So I want to worry about how the fuck
290
00:10:36,489 --> 00:10:38,624
I'm feeling about it, what I think!
291
00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:40,459
And you know what I think?
292
00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:41,693
I think with that ring in your nose,
293
00:10:41,694 --> 00:10:43,580
you look like a skinny hand grenade!
294
00:10:45,031 --> 00:10:46,718
You're being a real fucking asshole.
295
00:10:48,797 --> 00:10:50,051
Fuck you.
296
00:10:53,339 --> 00:10:55,808
297
00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:57,810
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
298
00:10:57,811 --> 00:11:03,037
299
00:11:05,952 --> 00:11:13,580
300
00:11:14,894 --> 00:11:21,215
301
00:11:22,836 --> 00:11:28,464
302
00:11:31,711 --> 00:11:37,866
303
00:11:40,286 --> 00:11:47,206
304
00:11:48,761 --> 00:11:51,597
[MEL BROWN'S "CHICKEN FAT" PLAYS]
305
00:11:51,598 --> 00:11:54,667
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
306
00:12:09,148 --> 00:12:10,549
Hey. What can I get you?
307
00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:11,484
Uh...
308
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,965
Hey [SNAPS FINGERS]
buddy, you want something?
309
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,131
Yeah.
310
00:12:19,192 --> 00:12:20,564
Bourbon, neat.
311
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:27,841
312
00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:37,504
313
00:12:40,213 --> 00:12:46,656
314
00:12:49,889 --> 00:12:51,757
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE]
315
00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,623
Thanks so much for hearing me out.
316
00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:54,675
Yeah, whatever you want.
317
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,368
Next week, I'll bring a box for the shoes
318
00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:57,670
in case it rains, okay?
319
00:12:57,671 --> 00:12:59,105
- Don't worry about it.
- I'm not worried.
320
00:12:59,106 --> 00:13:00,439
I just thought it would be fun and fresh
321
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,678
to put our footwear in bins.
322
00:13:01,703 --> 00:13:02,842
We don't have to do it
323
00:13:02,843 --> 00:13:04,043
unless you think it's a good idea.
324
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,278
Okay, whatever you want.
325
00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:06,445
Listen, I really got to go, though,
326
00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:07,613
so just give me a heart hug.
327
00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:09,081
Oh, heart hug. Yeah, okay.
328
00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:11,035
Yes, there it is. So good today.
329
00:13:11,351 --> 00:13:12,503
[SIGHS]
330
00:13:12,953 --> 00:13:14,163
Oh, hey, gang!
331
00:13:14,188 --> 00:13:15,521
- Hey.
- What was that all about?
332
00:13:15,522 --> 00:13:16,889
- I was just talking.
- Well.
333
00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,450
- Talking?
- That was, like, a nice...
334
00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:20,094
- Looked like you were hugging.
- Yeah.
335
00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:22,563
It was a heart hug! Hey, look.
336
00:13:22,564 --> 00:13:24,565
I've been coming to these
meetings for two months,
337
00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:26,534
and Loudermilk has been a total dick to me.
338
00:13:26,535 --> 00:13:28,369
This guy gets me. He likes me.
339
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:30,304
He loved my wet-shoe box idea.
340
00:13:30,305 --> 00:13:31,606
You guys laughed at it,
341
00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:33,374
but he thought it was fucking gold.
342
00:13:33,764 --> 00:13:35,877
Hmm. Loudermilk wasn't nice
to you, but you kept coming.
343
00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:38,312
Well, yeah, but I should want
to come to these meetings.
344
00:13:38,313 --> 00:13:39,780
I shouldn't dread them.
345
00:13:39,781 --> 00:13:42,049
You should want to stay
sober no matter what.
346
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,651
Yeah. Hey, you know what?
347
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:46,483
Loudermilk talks the talk,
but he walks the walk.
348
00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:49,110
Yeah. That's just a cutesy
way saying he's a fuck-up.
349
00:13:49,522 --> 00:13:51,740
Why don't you go... Fuck you.
350
00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:55,119
Oh, shit. That's a good one, Oscar Wilde.
351
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,474
- F-Fuck it.
- Way to get him.
352
00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:00,657
353
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,662
[COUGHING]
354
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,142
Loudermilk?
355
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:10,708
What?
356
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,383
Have you been...
357
00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:13,909
Hey, asshole! You didn't pay your tab!
358
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,678
It's cool. I'll get it. How much?
359
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,784
$14.
360
00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:20,120
What? [COUGHS] For one shot?
361
00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:22,697
Yeah. You're in New
Orleans, not Shreveport!
362
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:25,330
Drinks are cheap in Shreveport?
363
00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:28,518
[MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
364
00:14:28,543 --> 00:14:30,770
Why are you puking from one shot?
365
00:14:32,865 --> 00:14:35,973
I knew it was a bad
idea when I did it, so...
366
00:14:36,304 --> 00:14:39,106
Dude! Get your shit together!
367
00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:41,608
You've been all up in my ass
about staying on the wagon,
368
00:14:41,609 --> 00:14:43,143
and here you are, puking in an alley!
369
00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:45,358
Hey! What do you not fucking understand?!
370
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:46,513
All right?
371
00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:49,149
My best friend is marrying
the love of my life tomorrow!
372
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,888
And my dad blew his brains out!
373
00:14:52,176 --> 00:14:53,486
Get over it!
374
00:14:53,487 --> 00:14:54,970
Shit happens!
375
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:57,357
Hurting yourself is
easy, and living is hard.
376
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:58,772
You told me that.
377
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,650
I said that?
378
00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:03,740
I need better shit.
That's not that helpful.
379
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:04,881
Come on.
380
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:06,240
We got to get you some rest
381
00:15:06,265 --> 00:15:07,636
so you can ruin a wedding tomorrow.
382
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,893
All right. Just let me
get the barf off my pants.
383
00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:12,507
You've got to start chewing more.
384
00:15:12,508 --> 00:15:15,263
There's like... a whole shrimp in there.
385
00:15:15,978 --> 00:15:18,880
[MUSIC AND CHATTER CONTINUES]
386
00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:20,327
[SIGHS]
387
00:15:20,616 --> 00:15:25,286
388
00:15:26,983 --> 00:15:28,148
[CHIP CLINKS]
389
00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:30,452
[SNORING]
390
00:15:31,226 --> 00:15:36,531
391
00:15:36,532 --> 00:15:41,703
392
00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:46,874
393
00:15:47,288 --> 00:15:48,723
[BELL TOLLING]
394
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,682
If you're gonna go in,
you better do it now.
395
00:15:55,403 --> 00:15:56,771
It's about to start.
396
00:16:06,681 --> 00:16:10,185
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]
397
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,242
[SIGHS]
398
00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:22,319
You shouldn't be here, Samuel.
399
00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:24,085
No, it's okay.
400
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,510
It's the groom who's
not supposed to see you
401
00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:26,979
before the wedding.
402
00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:29,782
But then he wasn't supposed
to do a lot of things.
403
00:16:30,019 --> 00:16:32,050
Where's that Humpty-Dumpty piece of shit?
404
00:16:32,388 --> 00:16:33,655
It's not Ben's fault.
405
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:35,460
We didn't mean for this to happen.
406
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:38,018
Yeah, you know, that's
what people always say
407
00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:39,653
when they're fucking the wrong person.
408
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:41,980
But thank you for sparing
me the soul mate speech.
409
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:44,186
Hey, this a church, asshole.
410
00:16:44,186 --> 00:16:45,854
Well, then don't fucking swear.
411
00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,297
Loudermilk, please. Okay?
412
00:16:48,691 --> 00:16:50,448
I just like talking to him.
413
00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:53,180
Every time I called him,
he was in such a good mood,
414
00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:54,538
and I needed that.
415
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:56,702
Oh, my God! The phone thing?
416
00:16:57,608 --> 00:16:59,042
That's an act!
417
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:00,577
He's... He's not happy!
418
00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:02,167
He's fucking miserable!
419
00:17:02,346 --> 00:17:03,880
Have you spent any time with him?
420
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,129
I have!
421
00:17:05,509 --> 00:17:08,111
And Ben is a good man, and
he's terrified of hurting you!
422
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,645
No. I'll... I'll tell
you who Ben is, all right?
423
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,748
Ben's the kind of guy who would
steal his best friend's wife.
424
00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:15,951
I was your ex-wife when I met him.
425
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:19,755
Um, there's something else you should know.
426
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,850
Ben started drinking again.
427
00:17:22,889 --> 00:17:24,230
Yeah? So?
428
00:17:25,563 --> 00:17:27,102
Well, then why would
you want to be with him?
429
00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:29,802
Loudermilk's stone sober. I mean, sort of.
430
00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:31,353
I mean, he had a shot the other night,
431
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,687
but it... it's not a big deal, right?
432
00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:35,490
I mean, he's... he's a changed man.
433
00:17:35,726 --> 00:17:38,058
I know. That's why we broke up!
434
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:41,101
I thought you broke up
because of the accident.
435
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:43,767
No. Things happen.
436
00:17:44,102 --> 00:17:46,236
People make mistakes. I know that.
437
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,715
But he was drunk.
438
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:48,955
So was I!
439
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,852
He only drove because I couldn't.
440
00:17:51,629 --> 00:17:52,853
Look, we broke up
441
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:54,967
because Loudermilk
overreacted to the accident.
442
00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:58,430
All of a sudden, it was
about sober days and meetings
443
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,819
and apologizing to every,
single person he knew.
444
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,395
Look, that's your choice.
445
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:07,161
But I don't want to live
the way that you live.
446
00:18:07,242 --> 00:18:08,407
What way?
447
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:09,899
Hiding from life.
448
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:11,435
I like to go out.
449
00:18:11,436 --> 00:18:13,004
I like bars.
450
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:16,507
I'm sorry if that sounds
bad, but it's the truth.
451
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:18,742
I'm not hiding.
452
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:21,779
I quit all that for you, for us,
453
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,027
because I thought we
needed a little stability
454
00:18:24,051 --> 00:18:25,810
and a little sanity.
455
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,209
But stability wasn't what I wanted.
456
00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:30,010
I wanted the man that I married.
457
00:18:30,011 --> 00:18:33,909
["TWIST YOUR ANKLE" PLAYS]
458
00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:36,754
Loudermilk, I'm sorry,
459
00:18:36,754 --> 00:18:38,638
but I want to live the way I want to live.
460
00:18:39,457 --> 00:18:43,260
461
00:18:44,219 --> 00:18:45,568
Bye, Memphis.
462
00:18:46,063 --> 00:18:50,200
463
00:18:50,201 --> 00:18:52,068
Last night, dancing slow
464
00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:53,537
Nice dress.
465
00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:55,605
In turning light
466
00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:59,876
With you caught in my eye
467
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:04,415
Well, twist your
ankle, leave my side
468
00:19:06,484 --> 00:19:08,318
Good night
469
00:19:08,706 --> 00:19:11,537
Somehow, I thought you'd fight
a little harder than that.
470
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:14,357
Go laugh with all your friends
471
00:19:14,358 --> 00:19:15,693
Yeah. Me, too.
472
00:19:17,995 --> 00:19:19,529
I'll meet you back at the room, okay?
473
00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:21,943
What are you doing?
474
00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:23,066
Well, the bride's here.
475
00:19:23,091 --> 00:19:24,674
Groom's got to be around somewhere.
476
00:19:26,138 --> 00:19:27,639
Go on. Go get your stuff together.
477
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,369
Let's... We're gonna go home.
478
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,179
Okay.
479
00:19:36,582 --> 00:19:38,717
Hey, I'm really sorry about last night.
480
00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:39,809
I...
481
00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:42,059
You've been a rock for me this week.
482
00:19:46,129 --> 00:19:47,197
So, thanks.
483
00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:53,469
[DOOR CREAKS]
484
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:57,005
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY]
485
00:19:58,385 --> 00:19:59,611
I'd offer to help,
486
00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:01,377
but you probably don't want
my hands around your neck.
487
00:20:02,263 --> 00:20:03,400
Look. Sam.
488
00:20:03,425 --> 00:20:05,926
Don't "Sam" me, asshole.
489
00:20:06,775 --> 00:20:08,529
Did you really think
you're were gonna be able
490
00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,698
to run off with my ex-wife and get married
491
00:20:10,699 --> 00:20:12,140
and never tell me about it?
492
00:20:13,535 --> 00:20:15,228
To be honest, that was the plan, yes.
493
00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,538
I was also thinking about
changing my identity.
494
00:20:18,744 --> 00:20:19,961
I knew it would be tricky,
495
00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:22,095
but I've always been fond
of the name "Rex Blanton."
496
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:23,797
Rex Blanton?
497
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:26,078
That's good. It sounds like a douche.
498
00:20:27,196 --> 00:20:28,342
How could you do this?
499
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:29,801
No, hold on. Look.
500
00:20:29,802 --> 00:20:31,803
I didn't do this to you,
okay? I did it for me.
501
00:20:31,804 --> 00:20:33,104
No. I mean, literally,
502
00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:34,973
how could you do this and me not find out?
503
00:20:34,974 --> 00:20:36,968
I'm... I'm... I'm impressed.
504
00:20:37,698 --> 00:20:39,578
Come on, Sam. You're like the
center of your own universe.
505
00:20:39,579 --> 00:20:41,079
There's a lot of things you don't see.
506
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,981
Fuck you. Don't pin this on me.
507
00:20:42,982 --> 00:20:44,789
No, I-I'm just saying...
508
00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:48,234
you got yourself wrapped up in
a lot of other people's lives.
509
00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:50,431
Sometimes, that makes it harder
510
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:53,022
for you to see what's
going on in your own life.
511
00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:55,141
God damn it, Ben.
512
00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:58,476
I was counting on you. You know that?
513
00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:00,110
Did you know that every
morning when I wake up,
514
00:21:00,111 --> 00:21:01,445
I think, "Oh, you know what?
515
00:21:01,446 --> 00:21:04,156
If Ben can stay clean, I can stay clean."
516
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,617
And you lied to me about that.
517
00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:08,185
You lied to me about Memphis.
518
00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:09,403
You lied about everything.
519
00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:11,438
No, I did... No, I
didn't lie about it, okay?
520
00:21:11,439 --> 00:21:12,572
No, I didn't lie about it.
521
00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:14,040
I knew it was a shitty thing to do
522
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,175
and it was morally reprehensible,
523
00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:16,343
but I did not lie.
524
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:17,711
Yes I did. Actually, I lied.
525
00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:19,946
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry, Loudermilk.
526
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,976
Look, I've never had the sort
527
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:25,001
of things that you had.
528
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,215
You know, a marriage,
529
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,021
and someone to love me that I could love...
530
00:21:33,218 --> 00:21:34,398
a soul mate.
531
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,691
Oh! God!
532
00:21:36,692 --> 00:21:38,894
You had to fucking say it, didn't you?!
533
00:21:39,494 --> 00:21:41,596
Just shut up, okay, please?
534
00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:43,431
Just for a second, let me talk.
535
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:44,499
Just listen to me.
536
00:21:44,957 --> 00:21:46,299
Look, my whole life,
537
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:49,108
I've been the guy that nobody noticed.
538
00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:53,241
I'm 6'3", 275 pounds...
539
00:21:53,288 --> 00:21:54,545
you know, when I'm in shape...
540
00:21:54,585 --> 00:21:56,658
and still, I'm completely invisible.
541
00:21:56,659 --> 00:21:59,187
Well, I'm fucking tired of it!
542
00:22:02,634 --> 00:22:04,496
I... I needed this.
543
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,461
She make... She makes me feel...
544
00:22:07,676 --> 00:22:08,940
adored.
545
00:22:09,238 --> 00:22:11,670
[STAMMERING] And I... And I hurt you.
546
00:22:12,608 --> 00:22:14,980
And then... And that... And that makes me
547
00:22:15,191 --> 00:22:16,294
a piece of shit.
548
00:22:18,681 --> 00:22:20,751
But for the first time in my life,
549
00:22:20,752 --> 00:22:22,816
I feel like I actually have a shot
550
00:22:24,293 --> 00:22:25,657
at real happiness.
551
00:22:29,325 --> 00:22:30,659
You know, at least for a while.
552
00:22:34,404 --> 00:22:35,524
So I took it.
553
00:22:36,234 --> 00:22:39,336
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING, LAUGHTER]
554
00:22:39,956 --> 00:22:41,164
You want to hit me?
555
00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:45,110
Why don't you hit me? I mean it.
556
00:22:45,110 --> 00:22:46,816
Why don't you give me just one shot...
557
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:48,465
a good, hard one?
558
00:22:48,747 --> 00:22:50,748
- That's fucking childish.
- Is it?
559
00:22:50,749 --> 00:22:52,449
It would make me feel a whole lot better.
560
00:22:52,598 --> 00:22:53,613
- Would it?
- Yeah.
561
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:54,620
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
562
00:22:54,645 --> 00:22:55,668
That'd make you feel better?
563
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,879
- Sure.
- Really?
564
00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,026
Yes.
565
00:23:00,349 --> 00:23:03,229
All right. Fire when ready.
566
00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:11,068
How's this make you feel?
567
00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:14,909
Way, way worse.
568
00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:15,900
Good.
569
00:23:19,562 --> 00:23:20,816
Goodbye, Ben.
570
00:23:22,742 --> 00:23:24,209
[SNIFFLES]
571
00:23:24,210 --> 00:23:26,411
Hey, you two deserve each other.
572
00:23:26,412 --> 00:23:28,346
Come on. Don't... Don't be like that.
573
00:23:28,347 --> 00:23:29,514
No, no, no, no.
574
00:23:29,515 --> 00:23:30,905
I mean in a good way.
575
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,220
Thank you.
576
00:23:38,057 --> 00:23:40,091
Oh, by the way, I set your car on fire.
577
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:41,893
[CHUCKLES]
578
00:23:41,894 --> 00:23:45,202
- [SIREN WAILING]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
579
00:23:46,966 --> 00:23:49,701
- [HORN HONKING]
- Aah! No!
580
00:23:49,702 --> 00:23:51,970
Son of a... Fuck!
581
00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:58,476
582
00:23:58,477 --> 00:24:00,044
[DOOR OPENS]
583
00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:01,236
Knock, knock.
584
00:24:02,348 --> 00:24:03,564
You're back!
585
00:24:04,553 --> 00:24:05,540
Yep.
586
00:24:06,352 --> 00:24:07,619
I was worried about you guys.
587
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:08,776
How was your trip?
588
00:24:09,488 --> 00:24:12,679
It was a... fucking ball.
589
00:24:13,861 --> 00:24:15,963
How 'bout you? How... How was your, uh...
590
00:24:16,713 --> 00:24:17,662
How are you?
591
00:24:17,663 --> 00:24:19,576
Oh, pretty good. Where's Ben?
592
00:24:20,808 --> 00:24:24,048
Uh, he stayed in New Orleans.
593
00:24:25,204 --> 00:24:26,604
Is he coming back?
594
00:24:28,294 --> 00:24:29,541
No.
595
00:24:29,906 --> 00:24:31,203
No, he's not.
596
00:24:32,311 --> 00:24:33,702
Is he okay?
597
00:24:33,845 --> 00:24:34,913
[SIGHS]
598
00:24:36,415 --> 00:24:37,749
Ben's moved on.
599
00:24:37,973 --> 00:24:39,852
And he was kind of a bullshit friend,
600
00:24:39,852 --> 00:24:42,264
and, uh, I-I don't really
want to talk about him.
601
00:24:42,955 --> 00:24:45,491
I'm mailing him his stuff, so.
602
00:24:48,161 --> 00:24:49,295
Okay.
603
00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:53,036
I, um...
604
00:24:53,099 --> 00:24:55,967
I have some extra moving
boxes if you need them.
605
00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:58,292
Oh.
606
00:24:59,282 --> 00:25:01,372
I found a sublet closer to Carl's place,
607
00:25:01,373 --> 00:25:04,046
so I'm heading over there
at the end of the month.
608
00:25:04,643 --> 00:25:06,455
What? Why are you telling me?
609
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:09,321
Because I thought you'd like to know.
610
00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:10,232
Oh.
611
00:25:12,498 --> 00:25:13,441
Okay.
612
00:25:14,829 --> 00:25:15,896
Yeah.
613
00:25:18,944 --> 00:25:20,385
- Here.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
614
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:24,170
- I can't keep your...
- No. No, I-I don't want that back.
615
00:25:24,195 --> 00:25:25,513
- I gave that to you.
- I can't keep your last copy.
616
00:25:25,514 --> 00:25:27,483
That's... That's yours. I gave that to you.
617
00:25:28,038 --> 00:25:29,626
And now I'm returning it.
618
00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:30,882
Circle of life.
619
00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:36,110
[BOOK FALLS ON TABLE]
620
00:25:39,809 --> 00:25:43,239
I, uh... I wish you and Dr. Heimlock
621
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,891
have a wonderful life together.
622
00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:48,578
And I hope, someday, you grow up
623
00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:50,289
and stop being a dry drunk.
624
00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:51,521
Okay.
625
00:25:51,546 --> 00:25:52,916
So, is this the part now where you tell me
626
00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:54,417
that if I was a nicer person,
627
00:25:54,418 --> 00:25:55,752
I'd have a lot of friends
628
00:25:55,753 --> 00:25:57,320
and bad things wouldn't happen to me?
629
00:25:57,321 --> 00:25:59,753
My life would just be
blow jobs and daffodils?
630
00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:09,702
[DOOR SLAMS]
631
00:26:13,769 --> 00:26:15,309
[SIGHS]
632
00:26:15,334 --> 00:26:16,734
- [SLAMS BOOK]
- Goddamn it.
633
00:26:16,735 --> 00:26:19,437
Hey. You want me to be real?
634
00:26:19,438 --> 00:26:21,383
You want me to really, really be real?
635
00:26:21,573 --> 00:26:23,841
I have fake bags of garbage
that I'll take downstairs
636
00:26:23,842 --> 00:26:26,811
hoping to run into you so that we
can talk for a couple of minutes,
637
00:26:26,812 --> 00:26:29,447
even if it's just you telling
me what an asshole I am.
638
00:26:29,448 --> 00:26:31,649
I sat in that lobby with that record player
639
00:26:31,650 --> 00:26:34,585
for about two-and-a-half hours
with my key in the mailbox,
640
00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:36,087
waiting for you to get home.
641
00:26:36,088 --> 00:26:37,655
And I have mixed feelings about it,
642
00:26:37,656 --> 00:26:39,524
because your taste in
music is fucking dreadful
643
00:26:39,525 --> 00:26:42,425
and there's really nothing
to be done about that.
644
00:26:42,628 --> 00:26:44,529
Your boyfriend is a coward.
645
00:26:44,530 --> 00:26:46,998
Not because he froze
when that guy was choking,
646
00:26:46,999 --> 00:26:48,332
which he did,
647
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:50,134
but because he's got you moving near him,
648
00:26:50,135 --> 00:26:52,003
but he doesn't have you moving in with him.
649
00:26:52,004 --> 00:26:53,771
And I think that sucks.
650
00:26:53,772 --> 00:26:55,973
And if you do go, my stomach is gonna hurt
651
00:26:55,974 --> 00:26:57,842
for a very, very long time.
652
00:26:57,843 --> 00:26:59,143
So my stomach would appreciate it
653
00:26:59,144 --> 00:27:00,845
if you didn't go.
654
00:27:01,295 --> 00:27:03,181
And I would appreciate it, too.
655
00:27:03,758 --> 00:27:05,450
'Cause you standing here in this hallway's
656
00:27:05,451 --> 00:27:07,622
about the only real thing
in my life right now.
657
00:27:10,956 --> 00:27:13,925
658
00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:17,553
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
659
00:27:18,831 --> 00:27:20,932
660
00:27:21,777 --> 00:27:23,666
CUTTER: You're making no fucking sense.
661
00:27:24,036 --> 00:27:25,937
GARRET: Listen to me. This is
a very, very important part.
662
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:28,573
When you're up, you're
gonna shimmy-shoo down.
663
00:27:28,574 --> 00:27:31,642
And that's how you get over the obstacle of
664
00:27:31,643 --> 00:27:34,278
that you want to aaaaahhh,
but you're not gonna.
665
00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:36,047
You want that warmth.
You want that blanket.
666
00:27:36,048 --> 00:27:37,693
So you might reach for that bottle.
667
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,740
Maybe that glass dick.
668
00:27:39,918 --> 00:27:42,120
Sucking on that glass dick, right?
669
00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:43,388
I mean, I get it.
670
00:27:43,388 --> 00:27:45,089
But you can't. You can't go to the dick.
671
00:27:45,090 --> 00:27:46,157
You can't go to the bottle.
672
00:27:46,158 --> 00:27:47,324
[CHUCKLES]
673
00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:48,746
You got to go in the heart.
674
00:27:48,771 --> 00:27:49,915
Samuel.
675
00:27:50,028 --> 00:27:52,196
- ...and that's when the positivity starts.
- Oh, hey, Mike.
676
00:27:52,457 --> 00:27:54,972
I see the new guy finally got his shoe box.
677
00:27:56,334 --> 00:27:58,169
I trust you're not here to make a scene.
678
00:27:58,170 --> 00:27:59,537
You're never gonna see
the shadow behind you.
679
00:27:59,538 --> 00:28:01,388
- Think about that.
- M... No. Just eavesdropping.
680
00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:04,888
I see you got, uh, someone
else in there running things.
681
00:28:05,265 --> 00:28:06,757
Well, what'd you expect?
682
00:28:07,673 --> 00:28:09,201
The group had to continue.
683
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,309
How's he doing?
684
00:28:11,642 --> 00:28:13,642
[SIGHS]
685
00:28:14,579 --> 00:28:15,921
He shows up on time.
686
00:28:16,894 --> 00:28:18,519
He doesn't shout at the group.
687
00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:21,352
He never uses the word "cunt."
688
00:28:22,512 --> 00:28:23,897
In point of fact,
689
00:28:23,897 --> 00:28:25,604
he follows all the rules to a "T."
690
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:26,904
You shimmy-shoo,
you shimmy-shoo,
691
00:28:26,904 --> 00:28:28,071
you shimmy-shoo,
you shimmy-shoo.
692
00:28:28,072 --> 00:28:29,239
And then you pop out,
693
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,674
you pop out, you pop out.
694
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:31,908
That's how it works.
695
00:28:31,909 --> 00:28:33,377
CUTTER: What the fuck am I looking at?
696
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,711
Listen to me! Listen to me!
697
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,713
- That's good.
- ...that's how it works.
698
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:39,116
I just really came here
to, uh, clear up the thing
699
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,718
- about me flaking on you.
- ...shimmy-shoo and a pop-out,
700
00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:43,947
- and that will help you to overcome...
- You mean, to apologize.
701
00:28:44,914 --> 00:28:46,056
However you want to put it.
702
00:28:47,909 --> 00:28:48,935
[SIGHS]
703
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,594
- Well, I appreciate it.
- If we die...
704
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:52,796
CUTTER: This is a bunch
of fucking bullshit.
705
00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:55,140
No, Cutter, listen to me!
You're gonna shimmy-shoo...
706
00:28:55,156 --> 00:28:56,900
I should, uh... I should go have a look.
707
00:28:56,939 --> 00:28:58,440
Yeah. I'll see you around, Mike.
708
00:28:58,465 --> 00:29:00,718
GARRET: God forbid you
listen for two seconds!
709
00:29:01,606 --> 00:29:04,107
We have neighbors. It's
completely unacceptable
710
00:29:04,108 --> 00:29:05,776
to have that kind of noise in here.
711
00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:07,511
- You understand?
- I do understand, Father. I apologize.
712
00:29:07,567 --> 00:29:09,317
I had broken into a little ditty,
713
00:29:09,342 --> 00:29:10,725
which was an obvious trigger for...
714
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,377
He's making all the fucking
noise with his Kumbaya!
715
00:29:12,378 --> 00:29:13,779
- Which was a trigger!
- [DOOR OPENS]
716
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,248
Hey, it's Loudermilk!
717
00:29:15,718 --> 00:29:18,253
Any of you fuck-ups wants
to really get better,
718
00:29:18,254 --> 00:29:19,420
you come find me.
719
00:29:20,029 --> 00:29:22,165
Hey, take your shoes off!
720
00:29:23,259 --> 00:29:29,031
[HANNI EL KHATIB'S
"GONNA DIE ALONE" PLAYING]
721
00:29:33,102 --> 00:29:35,036
I'm gonna die alone
722
00:29:35,037 --> 00:29:37,172
Really alone
723
00:29:37,173 --> 00:29:39,241
I'm gonna die alone
724
00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:43,278
I'm gonna die alone
725
00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:45,280
Yeah, really alone
726
00:29:45,281 --> 00:29:48,516
I'm gonna die alone
727
00:29:48,517 --> 00:29:52,020
Got away with so much for years
728
00:29:52,021 --> 00:29:53,721
It's bound to catch up
729
00:29:53,722 --> 00:29:55,790
And I'm ready for tears
730
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:59,360
To fall down, down my face
731
00:29:59,361 --> 00:30:02,797
Down my lips without a trace
732
00:30:02,798 --> 00:30:05,133
Got me feeling like this
733
00:30:05,134 --> 00:30:07,435
And I know that I'ma pray
734
00:30:07,436 --> 00:30:09,137
Pray for the night
735
00:30:09,138 --> 00:30:13,141
I lose my life to the devil inside
736
00:30:13,142 --> 00:30:14,976
I hope that I ride
737
00:30:14,977 --> 00:30:17,011
On a silver tire
738
00:30:17,012 --> 00:30:21,182
That keeps me inside
and safely outta sight
739
00:30:21,183 --> 00:30:23,017
I'm gonna die alone
740
00:30:23,018 --> 00:30:25,119
Yeah, really alone
741
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,156
I'm gonna die alone
742
00:30:27,206 --> 00:30:31,756
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
51465
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
