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FLAME OF RETALIATION
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It's not Dad's fault.
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All this isn't important to him.
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It's Mummy who should
have paid attention.
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Mummies shouldn't get too romantic
in August, September, and October.
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If the kid is born in April, May or June,
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he won't be able to celebrate his
birthday in school.
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It's the bitter truth.
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Birthdays are the only days when
every student feels like going to school.
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As your homework is duly finished.
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Everybody pays you attention
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as shunning the torturous uniform
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you appear a rainy season peacock.
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The entire class sings in chorus for you
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and then teacher lovingly...
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strokes your head.
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They even kiss you till class VI.
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And then, you, like an Emperor,
bestow toffees to the whole class.
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One for the losers
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and two for the favorites.
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Actually four.
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For the difficult task
of distributing toffees,
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you are assigned your favorite sidekick.
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And when the entire school
is braving boring periods,
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you and your sidekick roam around
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in empty corridors like bosses.
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Everybody showers you with affection,
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be it the teachers...
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the principal,
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and even...
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the stuck-up P.T. teachers.
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Then, there is a party in the evening,
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where all your friends
bring exciting gifts.
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But in my life, this day never comes.
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Because I was born on the Eighth of May.
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The school is shut.
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And all the friends go out.
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The same old colony crowd
will be there this time, too.
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It'll be such a sad scene.
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Your concepts are warped.
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It's your birthday, right?
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Get rid of your shorts and wear pants.
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We'll go wherever you feel like.
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We'll eat whatever you want.
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And watch a film in a movie-hall.
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The one we want. We'll have fun, man!
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But it won't be so easy, man.
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We'll have to walk a tightrope.
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For the tickets, right?
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For permission.
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Yeah, man.
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Mummy won't ever give
permission right away.
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She can't stand to see me this happy.
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Why are moms like this, man?
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They'll celebrate your birthday.
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But won't let you celebrate.
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If Mom doesn't pull me down,
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I'd freely fly
high like a kite in the sky.
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But Mom,
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keeps pulling me down like the string.
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Stealing isn't wrong,
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getting caught is.
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So...
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rule number one...
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A golden chicken...
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Rule number two...
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Dad can't even tell
if a hundred is missing.
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But Mom,
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can even sniff a twenty.
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Even you used to steal,
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and used to get caught too.
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Lord!
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Rule number three...
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Stolen money is...
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Harshu?
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Yes, Dad?
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You're over here?
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I thought you came to our room right now.
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What are you doing so late in the night?
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You're solving sums?
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Are you mad?
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Go to sleep.
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Dad, I tell you.
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Hey.
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They're teaching you Trigonometry
in sixth grade itself? Cool!
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Dad
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I'm in the eight grade.
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Dad is not father
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He's farther.
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So...
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What was I saying?
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Yes.
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Rule number three...
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Never keep stolen money in pockets.
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Mummy will get her hands on it
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and then get her hands on you.
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Now, all I need to do
is take permission from Dad.
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And officially take 100-200 Rupees.
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But for that I will have
to get hold of Dad alone.
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How much does he eat!
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Eat faster.
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Dad?
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Dad? I needed some money.
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OK. For what?
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My birthday's around the corner.
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Oh, yes.
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-How old are you now?
-Thirteen!
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Oh, wow, a teenager!
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Grow a bit mentally, too.
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Yes.
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I'll go to Pritam's with my friends.
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You're planning to go outside?
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Did you ask Mom?
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Yes, long back.
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Did you ask Mom?
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Yes.
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She even said it's better
and cheaper, too.
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Only hundred rupees.
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Are you mad? What would a hundred get you?
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Take it when you need it.
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But listen, what's most important is
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going safely and returning safely.
All right?
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Dad's words kept echoing in my ears.
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"What would a hundred get you?"
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And here I am,
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stealing money for the past
three weeks for no reason.
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Wow, son!
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For three weeks?
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You didn't prepare as much
even for the annual frog race.
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Well done, my son!
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So, how much do we have?
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We already have around 500.
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Once Dad gives more,
must be around thousand!
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This is awesome, man.
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No, listen...
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When Dad gives you 500,
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return 100.
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Tell him, "Dad, I don't need as much."
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He obviously won't take it back.
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But our responsible behavior
will also be evident.
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Man, you're so intelligent.
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One forty five.
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What scale?
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Let it be.
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What I was saying is,
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if we have so much money,
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let's also call Viju.
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He's our own kid.
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We'll have fun tripling on Bullet
and we'll even save on rickshaw money.
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Yes. Awesome! Call him.
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So I'll ask him to talk to you.
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No, Shanky. You talk to him.
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Don't even give him my number.
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If Mom answers the phone, she'll boot me.
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And I'll be the only one
calling from today.
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We'll talk one on one.
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OK? You don't call.
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I said I won't do anything.
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Phone, letter, telegram, postcard,
I won't do anything! Happy?
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Just cause you've stolen
five hundred bucks,
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you think you can teach me?
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Sorry, man.
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OK, listen.
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We'll watch the movie in Maan Prakash.
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Why not in Raj Mandir?
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It's on the outskirts of the city.
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All deserted, we'll be safe.
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But is Maan Prakash
also playing Mrityudata?
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Why would we watch Mrityudata?
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It's Raja Hindustani
that's playing at Maan Prakash.
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We'll watch that.
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But there's Bachchan in Mrityudata!
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Amitabh Bachchan always
makes senseless films.
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I have buildings, property
and bank balance and cars.
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What do you have?
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I have my mother.
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No house, no car, no bank balance,
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and to top of that he has a mother.
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Freakin' loser.
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Yeah.
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You're right.
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Write it down.
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Amitabh Bachchan
won't last over a year or two.
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Let's go for Raja Hindustani.
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There's a smooch scene
of Karishma Kapoor in the film.
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A smooch?
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The longest ever.
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We'll get the front seats.
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It'll be more fun.
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Yes.
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Karishma Kapoor is awesome, man.
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She's just a bit older.
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I wish she had a younger sister.
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Harshu?
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I'm coming, Mom!
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Seems like Mom's heard everything.
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Are you mad?
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She hasn't heard a word.
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You'll get your tickets
by the end of the day.
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Bye.
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Mommy?
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You called?
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What happened here?
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This? I was watering the plants.
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Poor helpless creatures,
withering away in the heat.
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Oh, my child. Stop acting.
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Go bring chickpeas from the market.
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You're making chickpea tonight?
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I haven't savoured your chickpea dish
in such a long time!
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I made them day before yesterday!
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Anyway, they aren't for today.
I'm soaking them for tomorrow.
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It's my naughty's birthday tomorrow.
I will make chaat.
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I'll make you work on my birthday?
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I'm going out to Pritam's with my friends
tomorrow. I'll eat over there.
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I've talked it all out with Dad.
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Really?
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And Dad gave you permission?
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Yes, long back.
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I should water some more.
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Dabbu?
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Go get chickpeas.
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You gave Harshu the permission to go out?
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What permission?
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His birthday party.
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To celebrate it
with his friends at Pritam's.
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Yes!
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So what's the big deal?
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Right.
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Let him go to Pritam's today.
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Tomorrow he'll go watch
a movie with his friends.
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Not that he studies anyways.
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And gradually he'll pick up
more bad habits.
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This is the age kids take the wrong road.
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Did you take out some change?
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Harshu, wake up.
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You'll keep sleeping
even on your birthday?
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Mom.
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You're looking for me over there.
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While I'm waiting for you over here.
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Mom?
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Take out my clothes.
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I'm going to bathe.
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Wow, my Bachchan.
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You're going for a bath so early,
birthday boy?
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Happy birthday, my hero.
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Go.
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NAGRAJ
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Taking a bath on your birthday
is a different feeling.
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Birthday.
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The day you get to wear
'outside' clothes at home.
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CHACHA CHAUDHARI
AND PROFESSOR SHUTTLECOCK
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Mom?
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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Happy birthday, Brother!
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Mom? What are these decorations for?
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Because it's my Harshu's birthday.
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But I'm going to Pritam's.
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I'm going to make better food
than Pritam's.
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With cashews, almonds, cheese, and butter.
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But I've already told my friends.
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So, call them home.
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No.
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Dad had said yes.
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He never told me anything.
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I'll just make you talk to him.
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Let's decorate the birthday boy!
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Let's decorate the birthday boy!
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Let's decorate the birthday boy!
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Let's decorate the birthday boy!
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Dhwani!
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Dad's not answering, man!
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I'm going to his office.
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Where will you go alone?
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It's not safe outside.
275
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,520
You were sending me alone
to get chickpeas yesterday.
276
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,520
Harshu!
277
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,720
Don't act stubborn on your birthday.
278
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,920
Which other day then?
279
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,720
I don't want to have the same old food-
aloo tikki, dahi vade, chhole puri.
280
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,800
If you're so keen
then why don't you put a stall outside?
281
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,920
Harshu!
282
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,120
Ill-mannered boy!
283
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,040
Your tantrums won't work here!
284
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,400
Go to your Pritam's!
285
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,200
You'll only get it when you start working!
286
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,840
You've become too brave!
287
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,000
There are other kids
and there's you I've got!
288
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,240
You want to go out, right?
289
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,960
Go out!
290
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,800
My birthday has to be celebrated
for their enjoyment not mine!
291
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,720
She'll call all the fat ladies
of the neighbourhood,
292
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,280
to get compliment her cooking skills!
293
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,040
Sensex dropped, sir.
294
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,200
We just began to invest
and this happened.
295
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,920
Sir, my wife beat me up
and said I'm jinxed.
296
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,880
We lose where ever we invest.
297
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:40,400
-Calm down, your money isn't less.
-But, hasn't the share market fallen?
298
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,640
-Mutual funds are invested in that only.
-Absolutely not!
299
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,720
All the money from mutual funds
are not invested only in the share market.
300
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,880
Didn't you want to buy that car, Mr. Mina?
301
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,160
-A Gypsy.
-Yes, exactly.
302
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,760
Since your goal was short-term, your money
was put into a safer scheme. Look!
303
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,040
Only 20% was invested in the share market.
304
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,480
-Oh...
-Yeah!
305
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,680
What about ours?
306
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,760
You wanted to make a down payment for
a house which is a long-term goal. so...
307
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,320
65% was invested.
308
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,440
Your retirement is quite far away
so your entire money was invested.
309
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,080
Look, don't think about today.
310
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,600
These small variations keep happening.
311
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,800
You think about the future.
312
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,760
OK, tell me. How many years
have you been married for?
313
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,800
Three years.
314
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,160
No...
315
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,200
Four years.
316
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,960
No, three years. It's three years.
317
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,080
You mean it's been three-four years
you've been married, right?
318
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:41,320
Tell me, do you love you wife more now
or did you love her more before?
319
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,400
Tell me!
320
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,640
-I don't want to tell it in front of him.
-Go ahead, tell him...
321
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,360
All right, forget it.
You guys fight, right?
322
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,920
It happens, but in the long run,
love grows.
323
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,040
You won't remember these small hits.
324
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,640
You'll remember the love.
325
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,720
This is exactly the same.
326
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,480
You keep teaching us something so lovingly
and there's always a call to interrupt.
327
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,160
Devender Gupta, Invest & Co.
328
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,240
Why did you tell Harshu he can go out?
He's fighting with me!
329
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,840
-OK, I'll talk to him in the evening.
-You come right now.
330
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,200
-Come right now!
-How can I come now?
331
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,520
People here are worried
about the share market crashing.
332
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,200
It's just your share market
that's crashed, right?
333
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,920
There's chilli all over
the potatoes here!
334
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,680
You better come over and talk to your son!
335
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,560
Stop with that!
336
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,800
Go and call him.
337
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,840
Harshu?
338
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,480
Come, let's go inside.
339
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,320
No.
340
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,480
Don't fill air in your mouth,
let's fill it in the balloons.
341
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,520
What do you keep filling baloons for?
342
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,200
Do I look like a three-year old?
343
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,040
Oh, wow! Look at those balloons! It's red.
344
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,560
What a lovely cake!
345
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,200
Candles also look so nice!
346
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,240
Blow the candles!
347
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,240
Make a wish!
348
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,200
Why do they make us wish when
they don't want to fulfill it?
349
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,280
They'll make me stand
in the middle of their stupid friends,
350
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,960
play a Bappi Lahiri song
351
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,520
and then they wouldn't say, "Go dance",
352
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,720
they'll say, "Show us your dance".
353
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,840
I don't want to show uncles
and aunties my dance!
354
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,840
I want to party with my own friends!
355
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,840
Even I find the dance a bit weird.
356
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,360
Whatever, man!
357
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,480
Come inside.
358
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,240
We've to get everything ready
before the guests come.
359
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,080
Yes, we have to show the whole world
what a great family we are.
360
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,120
If one of the members is a problem,
doesn't mean the whole family is mad.
361
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,840
But the one with the problem
should undertsand.
362
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,960
So, do understand.
363
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,880
Mom has called everyone,
so you will have to celebrate.
364
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,160
Stop being so dramatic.
365
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,320
There's still time.
366
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,680
Call your friends.
367
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,600
And come inside.
368
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:07,920
Come on!
369
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,240
First, get the cordless. Go!
370
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,360
Hello, Shanky?
371
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,040
The plan is canceled.
372
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,920
And the film?
373
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,840
Yes, everything is canceled.
374
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,200
Mom?
375
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,200
Yeah, man.
376
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,680
Sorry, I'm canceling at the last minute.
377
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,560
It's not your fault, man.
378
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,520
Moms always create a blockade
at the very last minute.
379
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,800
No worries.
380
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,840
We'll watch it on the VCR.
381
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,080
I'm going inside.
382
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,800
But I won't celebrate my birthday.
383
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,880
You're extremely stubborn.
384
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
It's heredity.
385
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,280
Hereditary.
386
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,240
Shanky is right.
387
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,080
For instance, look at Lord Krishna.
388
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,640
Despite the fact that he killed
demon like Putana and Snake Kaliya
389
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,160
or the fact that he saved
the entire village
390
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,480
by lifting a mountain on his finger.
391
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:31,880
Still his mom will still thrash him!
392
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,320
Just for eating extra butter.
393
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,840
That's it?
394
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,360
Moms are like remote controls.
395
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,720
They keep changing channels.
396
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,680
If you're studying, they say eat.
397
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,240
When you're eating, they say sleep.
If you're sleeping, they say wake up.
398
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,440
And when you're awake, they say go study!
399
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,440
They won't let us do a thing peacefully.
400
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,360
And they want us to become world-class!
401
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,600
Newton,
402
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,680
Hitler,
403
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:10,600
Mowgli.
404
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,120
Why were they all so successful?
405
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,760
None of them had moms.
406
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,160
Your turn.
407
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,120
What's the hurry to be tall?
408
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,880
Kiddo, once you are taller than your mom,
409
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,440
the beatings stop.
410
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,040
You should be grateful,
411
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,640
you only had Yashoda to hit you.
412
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,640
Lord Ram had three moms.
413
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,360
Poor guy.
414
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,240
Today is not the day to be upset.
415
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,480
Come on. Eat something.
416
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,160
I'm not hungry.
417
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,480
How are you not hungry?
418
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,760
You haven't had anything since morning.
419
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:14,000
Give kids food they like,
and make a fool out of them.
420
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,000
Control.
421
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,920
Don't spoil mood like this, Harshu.
422
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,120
You want to have Pritam's pani-puri,
right?
423
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,680
So we'll order that!
424
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,040
Call all your friends.
425
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,080
Dabbu, order it.
426
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,760
Happy?
427
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,160
Here, it tastes really good.
428
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,880
Control.
429
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,440
Eat it now.
430
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,960
What kind of water do you want?
431
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,480
Sweet or spicy?
432
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,600
You want to go out
with your friends, right?
433
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,920
Don't go today.
434
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,160
Go tomorrow.
435
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,160
All right?
436
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,280
I am Doga for the day and nobody cares.
437
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,440
Who will care tomorrow
when I will be a mere Supandi
438
00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,800
See, it's the last year
439
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,440
that Devansh is here.
Who knows where will he be in the future.
440
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,600
Then how will you ever celebrate
your birthday with him?
441
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,680
Come on, have it.
442
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,040
Keep sitting here.
443
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,640
Don't celebrate your birthday!
444
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,360
I went through so much labor pains
to see days like these!
445
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,920
You must have already
heard the upcoming audio.
446
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,440
Once you become parents...
447
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,520
Then we'll see.
448
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,760
Wake up early morning
and slog like a slave for them...
449
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,560
And in return this is what I get to hear.
450
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,280
What would have been better is if a man...
451
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,320
Never had kids.
452
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,680
Leave it, man.
453
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,160
Tell me...
454
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,640
what do I have to do?
455
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,520
Drama queen.
456
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,520
It's hereditary.
457
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,000
Go and get changed.
458
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,520
Now hurry up and get on with work.
459
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,400
Give me the diary, I'll call his friends.
460
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,240
Here, kids.
461
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,160
OK... Here you go.
462
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,440
Please, have some.
463
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:36,800
I've made these at home.
464
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,320
Hello! Good evening!
465
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,320
How are you?
466
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,960
You're right on time.
467
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,160
Hello, son. How tall he's become!
468
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,040
Go on. Harshu's over there.
469
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,880
Please, come.
470
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,400
Good evening.
471
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,960
Good evening.
472
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,640
Good evening.
473
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,400
The chaat tastes so good.
474
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,800
Not at all, it just took me ten minutes!
475
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,840
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
476
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,480
You here?
477
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,880
Sorry, I actually didn't
know it was your birthday.
478
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,480
Aunty had called, so...
479
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,680
Actually, I had told Mom to call everyone.
480
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,040
I didn't get any call.
481
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,200
Actually, my mom wouldn't have
send me alone, so...
482
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,320
She does the right thing.
483
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,480
It's not safe actually.
484
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,440
And because of the hurry,
I wasn't able to get you a gift so here...
485
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,280
You, too. Hi.
486
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:48,960
Thanks, man.
487
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,920
This is my first birthday so...
488
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,120
Have some?
489
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,240
Why do you invest in Sensex?
490
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,440
-Better invest in NIFTY.
-What?
491
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,080
Where were you?
492
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,240
I actually got late at work.
493
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,240
Make a wish.
494
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,480
Come on.
495
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,640
Come on, son.
496
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,000
Show us your dance!
497
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,520
Vidya, go dance.
498
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,880
Shall I begin talks with Mrs. Rangnath?
499
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,480
You've been watching too many films.
500
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,160
Darpan danced really well.
501
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,600
-Some of his steps were really funny.
-Very funny.
502
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,560
And please say thanks
to Aunty for inviting me.
503
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,440
This was the first birthday party
of the year.
504
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,600
Why?
505
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,240
Actually, it gets late at night.
So my mom doesn't let me go.
506
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,480
But Aunty said that Uncle would drop me.
507
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,160
That's why I was allowed.
508
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,680
Come on, kids.
509
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,840
Yes, Uncle.
510
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,040
Shanky's right!
511
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,560
As I told you before,
512
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,680
all your concepts are messed up.
513
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,200
It seems as if the string
is pulling down the kite.
514
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,680
But that's not what it is.
515
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,840
It's the string that provides support.
516
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,280
Without it, the kite
would flutter for a bit
517
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,880
but after that straight down.
518
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,960
No way!
519
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,760
Mom would never let the kite fall down.
520
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,640
Mom!
521
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,720
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