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I don't think this is a good idea.
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Cary, you're gonna be on TV.
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You can't have little tufts
of hair above your crack.
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No, I mean, I don't think
I should do the show at all.
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What? You got asked to be
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on "Watch What Happens Live."
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Jesus, it's the best show on TV.
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Yeah, but I got asked to be
the shirtless bartender.
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I just stand behind the real guests
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and laugh at their jokes.
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I thought we were gonna stop
being snobby about things.
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They saw you in Chase's video.
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They asked you to do the show.
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You do it.
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I guess it is good to be seen or...
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Plus you can make connections.
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Andy Cohen gets legit people.
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- Meryl Streep did it.
- Whoa, really?
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Yeah, she was on with one
of Lisa Vanderpump's dogs.
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I wonder who my guests are tonight.
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I'm already looking it up.
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Okay, your Meryl is...
oh, Patrick Wilson.
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Oh, cool, he was in "Fargo." I love him.
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You know, I actually went
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to the same theater school
as his cousin.
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Okay, and your dog
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is children's book author Pat Dubek?
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[door rumbles]
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Guess who's gonna be
on "Watch What Happens Live"?
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I love my year of yes.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, everybody, listen up.
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Gather round.
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Hold the work.
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The director would like to say
a few words before we start.
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Oh, hey, gang.
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Uh, sorry I can't be there.
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I'm in Hawaii directing the
new "Jurassic World" movie.
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But I fucking love money,
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so I'm also gonna direct this
little music video real quick.
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Let's get the product placement
stuff out of the way first.
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Okay, we need ChaseDreams to set.
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Anybody have eyes on ChaseDreams?
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Come on, eight.
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Come on, nine.
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Push it, baby. You are a god. Come on.
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This is Chase's assistant.
I'm... I'm bringing him in now.
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Oh, we need two more minutes.
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We're trying to get his pecs to pop.
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He's 13. I don't think his pecs can pop.
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And why does he suddenly need pecs?
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Because, Brooke, look,
we did sweet. We did gay.
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- Now he's a fuck boy.
- Ew, don't call him that.
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Come on, clench.
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If you crap, I want it to have
to fight its way out. Come on.
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Ugh, this guy sucks.
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I can't believe
I have to have sex with him.
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- You don't.
- No, he's very Dom and very hot,
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so, unfortunately, I do.
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Good, all right.
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Guys, we need ChaseDreams.
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And make sure he's wearing the bracelet.
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This is Chase's assistant.
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I'm bringing him now,
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and we actually decided necklace.
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- Okay, here we go. And five, six...
- I love having a walk.
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Two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, whip, pull, yes, yes.
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Oh, shit.
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Awesome.
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How you doing? You excited?
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Oh, I'm so nervous I could barf.
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- I just hope I don't mess up tonight.
- Don't be nervous.
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You literally can't mess up
"Watch What Happens Live."
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Yeah, well, at least
I'll have you next to me.
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Well, behind you, but yeah.
It'll be nice to hang out.
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I feel like you've been so busy
since you moved here.
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Okay, I gotta run.
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Ugh, you're so lucky you don't
have to wear clothes tonight.
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Yes, I feel very, very lucky.
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Hi, um, I'm looking to get jacked fast.
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Do you have a gym membership?
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No, uh, but it's kind of an emergency.
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I'm gonna be the bartender on
"Watch What Happens Live"
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'cause, just... it's good to be seen.
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Okay, yeah, no, totally.
I did that last week.
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Oh, are you an actor too?
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Yeah. Well, no.
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I met Andy at a rag & bone
and he just asked me.
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Oh.
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Good, good, good, good, good.
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Okay, you're chillin' on your car.
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Good, yeah, you're loving your watch.
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Put it a little closer to your face.
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Okay, like, but do it naturally.
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Hold it like you'd hold your watch
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close to your face on your car.
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Good.
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Even the walls should stink
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Oh, my God. Brooke Dubek?
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Genevieve Kim.
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We used to dance together at SAB.
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Oh, hi, yeah.
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Are you dancing in your brother's video?
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I thought you stopped
after you broke your ankle
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- a long time ago.
- Yeah, I did.
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I, um, I'm actually here because I'm...
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I'm his... I'm his manager.
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Yeah, I'm a really big-time manager now.
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- That is so cool.
- Yeah, my life is very cool.
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We need Chase's assistant to set.
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We've got a snack emergency.
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Oh, I don't know why
they gave this to a manager.
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[radio clatters]
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Anyway, how are you?
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I saw on Facebook
you did a gig in Paris.
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- Yeah.
- So fun.
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I bet it was really rainy, though.
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No, no, it was really, really sunny.
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Anybody got eyes on Chase's assistant?
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I repeat, we have a snack emergency.
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Where is this dumb bitch?
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Brooke, why is your walkie
on the ground?
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They're calling you on set.
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We have a snack emergency.
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I'm gonna head back to holding.
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The choreographer is a disaster.
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Just be glad you don't have to
deal with that anymore, right?
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[laughs weakly]
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"Be glad you don't have
to deal with that anymore."
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Asshole.
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- [intense music]
- [exhales]
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Pardon me, sir.
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Nope.
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I think this one's broken.
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It's been one minute?
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You have a great day as well.
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Finished already?
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Huh? No, uh, no.
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No, I just thought
there might be some, uh...
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I thought there might
be heavier weights out here.
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Hi, hello.
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Um, but I'm just gonna
make do with the lighter ones
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that are inside. [clears throat]
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You hiding from the weights too?
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- Care bear.
- Lance?
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Okay, we don't know what
some of these products
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are actually gonna be yet,
so just pretend
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you're watching the coolest
movie that you've ever seen.
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Now it's a scary movie.
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Now it's a funny movie.
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Now it's a dating website.
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Now it's a Christian dating website.
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Yep, all right. Now it's "Chicago Med."
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Now "Chicago Fire."
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Now "Chicago PD."
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Good, one of those should work.
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- [bell rings]
- God, I love money.
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Check the gate on whatever that was.
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Turn around.
Let's get Chase to wardrobe.
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[laughs]
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Excuse me, Genevieve.
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Oh, hey, Brooke.
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I was just telling the girls
how we used to dance together.
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I know what you were saying,
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that you're so much better than me
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because I'm my little brother's
assistant and you're still
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dancing in Paris while it's sunny.
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Well, guess what?
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I might not be a dancer
anymore, but I'm happy, yeah,
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because I have purpose,
I have direction,
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and most importantly,
my toes are back to normal.
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- So you take your...
- [sobs]
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Oh, my God.
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Your toes are that bad?
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Okay, you know how people
always talk about
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how they want to look
like a million bucks?
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Well, now you can also
sound like a dollar.
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- Oh.
- You see?
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- Whoa, cool, very cool.
- Come on, man.
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Hey, yo, your mom texted me.
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You got asked to be
on "Watch What Happens Live."
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- That is dope, bro.
- Yeah, yeah.
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That's the best show on TV, I feel.
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That's what a lot of people keep saying.
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- Um, wait, you text my mom?
- All the time.
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Yo, did you know that
she wrote a children's book?
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I feel like your mom
is really making the most
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- out of this Chase sitch.
- Yes, she is.
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I'm trying to as well.
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I guess I just...
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I'm not a "shirtless on TV" type of guy.
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- What?
- That take a lot of...
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Care bear, come on, man.
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You sexy as fuck, dude.
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- No.
- Come on.
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Come on.
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- Do a spin for me.
- Huh?
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- Get up and do a spin for me, bro.
- I really... I'm fine.
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Get up and do a spin for me, seriously.
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- [scoffs]
- Come on, let me see this.
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Okay, okay.
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Give me a little of this. Uh...
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Okay, you're thin but you're tight.
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Thank you.
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Now if you shave
those little butt tufts,
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I think you'll be good to go.
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Oh, yeah, uh, Brooke got most of those,
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and I think she shaved off a mole.
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- I've been bleeding.
- All right, man, listen to me.
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[whispering] You are a beautiful man
and your body is tight.
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Say it.
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I am a beautiful man
and my body is toight.
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Good.
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And, listen, if you're
really not feeling yourself,
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just do what Brooke does
before every vacation:
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say you're gonna work out for two months
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and then just get a haircut
and a spray tan
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on the way to the airport.
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Later, Care.
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[funky music]
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Andy Cohen's got the 411
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King, king of midnight fun
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MC AC
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Hey, everybody, it's Andy Cohen.
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I'm here in the Bravo Clubhouse
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with two guests who put
the dish in distinguished.
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He's starring as Lord Licorice
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in this summer's biggest
blockbuster, "Candy Land,"
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Patrick Wilson.
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Whoo-hoo. Hi, Andy, how are you?
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Great to see you.
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And she's the mom of ChaseDreams
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and the author
of the new children's book
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"DolphinDreams," Pat Dubek.
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I'm so excited to be here. Hi, Andy.
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I'm so happy to see you.
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I got to say,
I am obsessed with your son.
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The two of us should collab.
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You should. On what?
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Speaking of sons,
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your other son
is bartending for us tonight.
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Say hi to Cary Dubek.
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Hi, I'm an actor.
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And what have you got
for us tonight, Mr. Actor?
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Oh, uh, I didn't... I didn't
really prepare anything,
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but I guess... I guess I can do
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern."
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We must be born with
an intuition of mortality.
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You know what, I actually meant
255
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what cocktail are you serving tonight?
256
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Oh, uh...
257
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But that was still very good, honey.
258
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- Yeah, that was great.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
259
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And I like your fancy new hair.
260
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Oh, no, the... this isn't new.
261
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This is... this is just my hair.
262
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I know, but I saw you this morning.
263
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It definitely looked different.
264
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Oh, my God.
265
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It's like I'm still
living paycheck to paycheck.
266
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I can barely pay rent.
267
00:10:01,298 --> 00:10:03,507
That gig in Paris, we all
had to pay for our own travel.
268
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God, I love hearing this.
269
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I mean, oh, girl.
270
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And my feet, they are bad.
271
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,974
Every time I post
a fun pic of them by the pool,
272
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it gets flagged
as inappropriate content.
273
00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:17,112
Oh, sorry, that's me.
274
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It's just that, um, your toes
aren't supposed
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to point at each other.
276
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And I'm 30, which is, like,
you know, old for a dancer.
277
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
278
00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:29,958
W-w-what are your passions?
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- I like to travel.
- Okay.
280
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Maybe I could travel across the country,
281
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be a travel agent... travel writer...
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travel photographer.
283
00:10:40,304 --> 00:10:42,070
Now, Patrick, I heard
on "Candy Land" you had
284
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sort of a running prank
with Margot Robbie.
285
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,675
Yeah, yeah, okay, so Margot,
she plays Princess Lolly.
286
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- She hates sour cream.
- Uh-oh.
287
00:10:50,046 --> 00:10:53,200
So anytime she left her coffee out,
288
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I'd put sour cream in it.
289
00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:57,252
- [laughter]
- You little prankster.
290
00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:58,393
What?
291
00:10:58,418 --> 00:11:01,623
Uh, uh, you... you little prankster.
292
00:11:01,725 --> 00:11:04,092
Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. I am.
293
00:11:04,193 --> 00:11:05,426
Now, Pat, let's talk about your book.
294
00:11:05,528 --> 00:11:07,228
I have a copy right here.
295
00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:08,997
Oh, no, that's not my book.
296
00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:10,832
Oh, wait, yes, that is my book.
297
00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:12,900
I'm sorry. It came out great.
298
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,166
Now, what's the book about?
299
00:11:14,244 --> 00:11:16,564
Well, Andy, it's seven thick pages.
300
00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:19,373
It's about a little dolphin from Ohio
301
00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:21,442
who posts a video on DolphinTube
302
00:11:21,544 --> 00:11:23,517
and then becomes
a famous dolphin singer.
303
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,298
Ooh, is it based on anything?
304
00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:28,679
Why, yes, Patrick Wilson,
it is based on my son Chase.
305
00:11:28,704 --> 00:11:31,247
I know, I know.
I'm just... I was joking.
306
00:11:31,287 --> 00:11:32,302
Oh. [laughs]
307
00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:35,161
- That's funny. That's really good.
- What?
308
00:11:35,224 --> 00:11:37,057
Um, nothing.
309
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,333
It's... I was just trying to connect.
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00:11:39,411 --> 00:11:41,061
Okay, when we come back,
311
00:11:41,164 --> 00:11:42,887
our guests are gonna
take some audience questions.
312
00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,286
Ooh, fun. Even Cary?
313
00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:45,866
Uh, no, just the two of you.
314
00:11:45,968 --> 00:11:47,100
Oh, sorry, honey.
315
00:11:47,203 --> 00:11:49,236
- It's...
- We'll be right back.
316
00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:52,005
Or maybe I could
be in the music industry.
317
00:11:52,107 --> 00:11:53,240
I could be a rapper.
318
00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:54,988
You know, like a rap critic.
319
00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:56,441
Oh, my God, is this what I sounded like?
320
00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,512
You know what, I can do anything.
321
00:11:58,614 --> 00:12:00,181
The world is my oyster.
322
00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:01,582
I'm gonna try oysters.
323
00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:04,017
They are delicious.
324
00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:06,119
They're fine. They're bad.
325
00:12:06,222 --> 00:12:08,455
Listen, Genevieve,
you don't have to know
326
00:12:08,558 --> 00:12:11,591
exactly what you want to do,
like, in this car.
327
00:12:11,693 --> 00:12:13,593
But if you want
to make a change, you should.
328
00:12:13,695 --> 00:12:16,862
Starting over at 30 is scary, trust me,
329
00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:19,765
but it's worth it if you're not happy.
330
00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:24,070
And, hey, I'm here for you.
331
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,406
- Really?
- Yeah, well, right now, I am.
332
00:12:26,508 --> 00:12:27,907
I don't want to exchange
numbers or anything.
333
00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:29,147
You know what? You're right.
334
00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:30,780
I am gonna change my life.
335
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,978
- Yes, girl.
- I'm gonna start over.
336
00:12:33,081 --> 00:12:34,447
Uh, slay, bitch.
337
00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:36,015
Thanks, Brooke.
338
00:12:36,117 --> 00:12:37,750
Tell them I left.
339
00:12:37,852 --> 00:12:39,151
Wait, what?
340
00:12:39,254 --> 00:12:45,591
Okay, um, I'd kill Evans,
marry Pratt, F Hemsworth.
341
00:12:45,693 --> 00:12:49,228
Okay, our next question
is from Angie in St. Louis,
342
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,500
- and it's for you, Pat.
- Oh!
343
00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:53,484
"Hey, Pat, how do you juggle
being a mother and an author?
344
00:12:53,563 --> 00:12:55,935
Is there a Mr. Dreams
to lighten the load?"
345
00:12:56,037 --> 00:12:58,237
- Do I look in the camera?
- Sure.
346
00:12:58,339 --> 00:13:03,952
Um, no, um, he actually
passed away kind of recently.
347
00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:05,677
He had cancer.
348
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,480
- Oh, fuck.
- I am so sorry to hear that, Pat.
349
00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:10,182
Well, uh, that's all the time we have.
350
00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:11,817
Thank you to Patrick Wilson.
351
00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:13,045
His movie's out Friday.
352
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:16,086
Pat Dubek's book is on shelves now.
353
00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:18,056
- And our bartender, Cary.
- Hey, hang on.
354
00:13:18,158 --> 00:13:19,880
- That's it for us, everybody.
- Hey, hang on, Andy.
355
00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:21,961
Cary, you're an actor, right?
356
00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:23,796
You got anything you want to promote?
357
00:13:23,898 --> 00:13:26,427
Oh, uh, thanks, Patrick.
358
00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:29,364
Um, n-nothing right now.
359
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,356
But that was very sweet of you, Patrick.
360
00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:33,839
All right, that's it for now.
Good night, everybody.
361
00:13:33,941 --> 00:13:37,635
[cheers and applause]
362
00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:39,436
Okay, dancers up.
363
00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:40,811
Where's the last dancer?
364
00:13:40,872 --> 00:13:42,913
Someone said she quit
to be a rap critic.
365
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:44,975
Well, why don't we
just do it without her?
366
00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:48,228
We can't. She's right next
to the fuck boy... to Chase.
367
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:50,724
Okay, is there anyone else
who can fill in?
368
00:13:50,826 --> 00:13:53,027
Seven is an unlucky number.
369
00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:55,428
Can we find someone to fill in?
370
00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:57,898
Ugh.
371
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,867
- I can do it.
- I can do it.
372
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,435
- Oh, sorry, I just...
- Oh, sorry, I thought I would...
373
00:14:01,498 --> 00:14:03,755
I watched rehearsal so I know,
like, the moves.
374
00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:06,724
You know what, Carl?
375
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:08,770
I'm gonna take this one.
376
00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:13,422
Brooke Dubek's gonna dance.
377
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,430
[overlapping chatter]
378
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:19,782
Hi, Cary.
379
00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:21,989
Wasn't that so much fun?
Oh, don't forget to give them your mic.
380
00:14:22,014 --> 00:14:23,037
They didn't give me one.
381
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,469
Mom, why did you say Dad died of cancer?
382
00:14:25,547 --> 00:14:27,484
What do you mean?
That's what we decided to tell Chase.
383
00:14:27,509 --> 00:14:29,658
Yeah, Chase,
not the whole viewing audience
384
00:14:29,683 --> 00:14:30,733
of "Watch What Happens."
385
00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:31,924
Well, I just figured Chase
386
00:14:32,026 --> 00:14:33,802
is gonna be watching it later so...
387
00:14:33,865 --> 00:14:37,091
- Did I mess up?
- [sighs] No, no, it's fine.
388
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,797
The show isn't really live.
389
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,665
- I'll figure it out.
- Okay, great, thanks, honey.
390
00:14:40,768 --> 00:14:42,067
I really have to run.
391
00:14:42,169 --> 00:14:44,661
I have a very big meeting
with Chase's team
392
00:14:44,747 --> 00:14:46,871
to talk about my next book.
393
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,439
You have another book idea?
394
00:14:48,478 --> 00:14:49,845
Yes, it's gonna be about a dolphin mom
395
00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:51,794
who goes on a talk show. Bye.
396
00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:55,746
Okay, shit.
397
00:14:55,848 --> 00:14:58,316
Okay, all the dancers set?
398
00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,785
Track, please. And...
399
00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:02,453
Mahalo, dude.
400
00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:04,072
And action.
401
00:15:04,142 --> 00:15:05,456
Dance all day
402
00:15:05,558 --> 00:15:06,991
Dance all night
403
00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:09,573
Dance until we don't smell right
404
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:13,375
Dance until we
stink, stink, stink, stink
405
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,518
Ain't a party till you reek
406
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:19,795
So dance until you
stink, stink, stink, stink
407
00:15:19,905 --> 00:15:21,638
Make your jeans smell for a week
408
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:22,672
Dance until you
409
00:15:22,774 --> 00:15:25,575
410
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:29,212
Even the walls should stink
411
00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:31,315
-
Never take...
- Cut, everybody take five.
412
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,615
[bell rings]
413
00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:33,817
Thanks, bud.
414
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:36,971
- My, Brooke, I'm impressed.
- Thanks.
415
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,688
[winded] I was, like, as good as them.
416
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,923
Sure.
417
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,573
I'm surprised you volunteered.
418
00:15:41,627 --> 00:15:43,401
I thought the video was "too sexy."
419
00:15:43,471 --> 00:15:44,561
Well, at first, I was a little worried
420
00:15:44,663 --> 00:15:45,996
because it's called "Stink."
421
00:15:46,098 --> 00:15:47,897
Then I saw the choreography
and I was like,
422
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,935
- "It's not that bad."
- [chuckles] Yeah.
423
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,769
Okay, dancers, let's change
into second looks.
424
00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:54,403
Time for the hardcore grinding shots.
425
00:15:54,506 --> 00:15:56,372
What?
426
00:15:56,475 --> 00:15:57,574
[knocks on door]
427
00:15:57,676 --> 00:16:00,109
Hi, um, I was wondering if we
428
00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:02,612
could edit a small thing
out of tonight's show.
429
00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:04,413
I can't edit out your nipples, kid.
430
00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:06,481
No, I wasn't, um... I wasn't
talking about my nipples,
431
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,881
although now I am worried about them.
432
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,435
Listen, we can't edit anything
433
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:13,091
without Andy's approval,
and he's already in Barbados.
434
00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:15,522
How? It's been 20 minutes.
435
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,889
He just is.
436
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,296
Okay, gosh.
437
00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:21,664
Hey, how'd it go?
438
00:16:21,766 --> 00:16:23,099
- How was Andy?
- He was nice.
439
00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:25,542
He told Mom he and Chase should collab.
440
00:16:25,613 --> 00:16:27,167
- On what?
- That's not why I'm calling, though.
441
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:29,815
Mom said Dad died of cancer.
442
00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:31,717
- On the show?
- Yeah.
443
00:16:31,819 --> 00:16:32,832
Okay, don't worry about it.
444
00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:34,186
- I'll take care of it.
- How?
445
00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:35,687
I don't know, I'll figure something out.
446
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:36,866
It's what I do now.
447
00:16:36,891 --> 00:16:37,990
How was bartending?
448
00:16:38,092 --> 00:16:39,758
I think bad.
449
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:42,412
I just stood half-naked
behind mom all night.
450
00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:44,592
Yep, can't imagine what that's like.
451
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,723
All right, let's do the grinding.
452
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,199
Cary, I gotta go.
453
00:16:47,302 --> 00:16:48,700
Okay, cue playback.
454
00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:50,869
And action.
455
00:16:50,972 --> 00:16:54,173
This goes out to all my
stinky boys and stinky girls
456
00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,975
If you're stinking with me,
put your hands up
457
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,327
- Awesome.
- Oh, my God.
458
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,483
Your body is too stinky
459
00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:02,981
-
Love the way...
- Jesus Christ.
460
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,615
Thank you. Thanks.
461
00:17:04,717 --> 00:17:06,918
Yep, he's 13. He's 13. He's 13.
462
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,753
Ain't a party till you reek
463
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,540
So dance until you stink
464
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,845
- Oh, hey.
- Hey, fun show.
465
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,128
Yeah, yeah.
466
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:19,331
Thanks for trying
to include me at the end.
467
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,199
I felt so stupid back there.
468
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,415
No, no, no, come on.
469
00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:26,071
We're all actors,
all gotta hustle, right?
470
00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:27,439
Totally, yeah.
471
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,942
Uh, this is crazy, but I think
472
00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:33,644
I went to the same
theater school as your cousin.
473
00:17:33,746 --> 00:17:36,046
- Really?
- Yeah.
474
00:17:36,148 --> 00:17:37,278
- [elevator dings]
- Small world.
475
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:39,784
Yeah.
476
00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:41,786
Oh, crap, you know,
I forgot my headphones.
477
00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:43,098
- You take it, though.
- Okay.
478
00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:45,177
- Nice to meet you, though.
- Oh, yeah, nice to meet you.
479
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:52,930
[sighs] Oh, God.
480
00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:55,032
Now, Patrick, I heard
on "Candy Land" you had
481
00:17:55,134 --> 00:17:57,358
sort of a running prank
with Margot Robbie.
482
00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:59,358
Aw, look at your little nipples.
483
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:02,522
- You're so cute.
- No, I'm not.
484
00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:04,759
Okay, I know you're
not gonna believe me,
485
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,592
but you come off very endearing.
486
00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:07,548
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
487
00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:08,865
Also, you look hot.
488
00:18:08,912 --> 00:18:11,715
I mean, you're literally up
Patrick Wilson's ass, but...
489
00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:13,405
- He was actually very nice.
- He was.
490
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,865
Oh, my God, I'm so sore.
491
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,256
Did it make you sad that you
weren't still dancing, Brooky?
492
00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,427
Um, no, actually.
493
00:18:20,529 --> 00:18:21,661
I like what I'm doing.
494
00:18:21,764 --> 00:18:22,997
Plus if I had kept dancing,
495
00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:25,632
I'd be starting over now anyway so...
496
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,755
I guess in some ways,
I got a head start.
497
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,104
- That's beautiful.
- Thanks, Mom.
498
00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:32,139
No, I mean the top that I'm wearing.
499
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,607
I chose the right one.
500
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:35,481
Yeah, you look great.
501
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,097
Oh, and I guess congrats on the book
502
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,667
that appeared out of nowhere.
503
00:18:38,722 --> 00:18:39,980
Oh, thank you.
504
00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:41,683
"How do you juggle being a mother...
505
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,714
Oh, no, this is the part
that I messed up.
506
00:18:43,776 --> 00:18:45,619
Is there a Mr. Dreams
to lighten the load?"
507
00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:49,551
Um, no, um, he actually passed away.
508
00:18:49,598 --> 00:18:51,565
Well, uh, that's all the time we have.
509
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,934
- [gasps]
- Thank you to Patrick Wilson.
510
00:18:52,989 --> 00:18:55,829
Oh, Cary, you fixed it.
511
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:57,435
Thank you so much.
512
00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,310
Oh, no, don't thank me. Thank Brooke.
513
00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:01,968
I told you I'd take care of it.
514
00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:06,607
Um, but, Mom, I think maybe now
we should talk about Dad.
515
00:19:06,658 --> 00:19:10,226
Yeah, Mom, maybe it's time
to tell Chase the truth.
516
00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:15,081
Oh, yeah, yeah, but not now.
517
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:18,651
I'm just... guys, I'm so tired
from my big day with Andy.
518
00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:21,344
[yawns] Hit the hay.
519
00:19:21,414 --> 00:19:24,032
But soon, yeah. Okay, good night, guys.
520
00:19:24,101 --> 00:19:25,140
[kisses] I love you.
521
00:19:25,226 --> 00:19:28,061
Okay.
522
00:19:28,163 --> 00:19:29,862
How did you get that edited out?
523
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,098
Well, Andy wanted to collab with Chase,
524
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:36,041
so let's just say I found a way
to make that happen.
525
00:19:36,138 --> 00:19:37,861
Good night.
526
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,265
I do look hot.
527
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:44,757
[languid hip-hop music]
528
00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:47,789
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man
529
00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:51,007
530
00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:53,639
Bake me a party as dope as you can
531
00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:56,455
I've been a lot of places
532
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,804
Partied in Miami, Argentina,
and Ibiza too
533
00:19:59,877 --> 00:20:02,678
Never leave the dance floor
534
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,707
Always find me sweating
till the morning
535
00:20:04,776 --> 00:20:06,261
With my whole dream crew
536
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,685
We dance all day, dance all night
537
00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:11,720
Dance until we don't smell right
538
00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:15,791
Dance until we
stink, stink, stink, stink
539
00:20:15,893 --> 00:20:17,993
Ain't a party till you reek
540
00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:21,997
So dance until you
stink, stink, stink, stink
541
00:20:22,099 --> 00:20:24,026
Make your jeans smell for a week
542
00:20:24,104 --> 00:20:25,277
Dance until you...
543
00:20:25,302 --> 00:20:28,369
544
00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:29,954
No need to drink
545
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,673
Just dance until you...
546
00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:34,676
547
00:20:34,778 --> 00:20:37,778
Even the walls should stink
548
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,181
Never take a shower
549
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,582
Don't have time to wash my body
550
00:20:41,684 --> 00:20:43,650
When I'm twerking all night long
551
00:20:43,753 --> 00:20:46,187
And, man, I'm getting sour
552
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,707
But the ladies love it
553
00:20:47,777 --> 00:20:49,903
When my body smells
all jank and wrong
554
00:20:49,996 --> 00:20:51,458
My pits smell wrong
555
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,238
My neck smells wrong
556
00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:55,520
My whole body smells wrong
557
00:20:55,582 --> 00:20:56,672
That's because I...
558
00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:59,463
Stink, stink, stink, stink
559
00:20:59,578 --> 00:21:00,811
Okay, as we all go up,
560
00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:02,980
let's just remember that he's 13.
561
00:21:03,082 --> 00:21:05,716
Just think of him
as your little brother.
562
00:21:05,818 --> 00:21:09,519
Okay, well, your family
is not like mine.
563
00:21:09,622 --> 00:21:11,955
Does this make you uncomfortable?
564
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:13,757
Okay, good.
565
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,648
Hi, everyone! Thanks for joining us,
this is what is it called?
566
00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:18,757
The Other Show.
567
00:21:18,781 --> 00:21:21,234
[upbeat electronic music]
568
00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:23,616
Hey everyone, thanks for joining us
on "The Other Show".
569
00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:25,983
Today we're talking about episode six.
570
00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:27,960
And we're here with
Helene and Drew as always,
571
00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:29,850
- and Molly Shannon who plays Pat!
- Hi, Molly.
572
00:21:29,912 --> 00:21:31,811
- MOLLY: Hello, so happy to be here.
- [all laughing]
573
00:21:31,898 --> 00:21:35,014
This is so... This is like my
dream of being an actress,
574
00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:36,062
- like, on a show...
- What do you mean?
575
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,498
- With a couch, talking.
- [all laugh]
576
00:21:37,523 --> 00:21:39,135
[Sarah] That's why you got into this.
577
00:21:39,221 --> 00:21:40,885
- Yeah, kind of.
- [Sarah] To sit on a couch.
578
00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:42,354
[all laugh]
579
00:21:43,816 --> 00:21:46,322
Guess who's going to be
on "Watch What Happens Live"?
580
00:21:46,386 --> 00:21:48,627
I love my year of yes.
581
00:21:48,652 --> 00:21:51,527
Was it weird to, like,
582
00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:53,705
shoot "Watch What Happens Live"
in character, or no?
583
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,744
- Uh, that was a little weird,
- CHRIS: Yeah.
584
00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:59,712
It's interesting, because
I've hardly ever done that,
585
00:21:59,812 --> 00:22:01,581
- CHRIS: Yeah.
- So it's very strange,
586
00:22:01,636 --> 00:22:04,816
cause in real life I get nervous
as myself, if I do a talk show.
587
00:22:04,893 --> 00:22:06,086
That does feel strange,
588
00:22:06,164 --> 00:22:07,281
cause you're not yourself,
589
00:22:07,321 --> 00:22:08,589
- So you don't feel as nervous.
- CHRIS: Yeah.
590
00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:10,024
And you're sitting
next to Patrick Wilson,
591
00:22:10,049 --> 00:22:11,062
- playing himself,
- [Sarah laughs]
592
00:22:11,092 --> 00:22:12,265
but you're in character?
593
00:22:12,312 --> 00:22:13,927
- It's bizarre!
- So weird!
594
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,294
He was really nice.
595
00:22:15,395 --> 00:22:16,343
Hi, um,
596
00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:18,632
I'm looking to get jacked, fast.
597
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,034
Do you have a gym membership?
598
00:22:20,135 --> 00:22:21,434
No, uh,
599
00:22:21,534 --> 00:22:22,937
but it's kind of an emergency,
600
00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:25,240
I'm going to be the bartender
on "Watch What Happens Live",
601
00:22:25,326 --> 00:22:26,701
cause, just... it's good to be seen,
602
00:22:26,794 --> 00:22:28,818
Okay, yeah, no, totally.
I did that last week.
603
00:22:28,935 --> 00:22:30,255
You've been on Watch
What Happens Live, too,
604
00:22:30,302 --> 00:22:31,810
- but as the bartender, right?
- Yes.
605
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,364
- You have?
- Yes!
606
00:22:33,427 --> 00:22:34,579
- But you weren't wearing clothes.
- What?
607
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,948
I was wearing clothes.
I had, like, on a jacket,
608
00:22:37,042 --> 00:22:38,184
like buttoned up to my neck.
609
00:22:38,284 --> 00:22:39,485
Like, I was like... [yells softly]
610
00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:42,322
I could not remember that Guildenstern,
611
00:22:42,422 --> 00:22:43,757
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern line,
612
00:22:43,858 --> 00:22:45,826
because I was so nervous, like,
613
00:22:45,925 --> 00:22:47,760
it was just like sense memory of being
614
00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:50,027
behind the bartender like thing again,
615
00:22:50,098 --> 00:22:52,277
I was like oh, I'm nervous again!
[laughs]
616
00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:54,267
It was very funny,
cause even in between takes,
617
00:22:54,368 --> 00:22:56,504
when people would be talking,
or giving notes or something,
618
00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:58,204
you were always just
standing back there,
619
00:22:58,281 --> 00:22:59,718
by yourself in a little bow tie,
620
00:22:59,806 --> 00:23:01,359
- just still there.
- [all laughing]
621
00:23:01,445 --> 00:23:03,410
Yeah, I was trying to conserve warmth,
622
00:23:03,511 --> 00:23:04,712
and also, like, you had said,
623
00:23:04,811 --> 00:23:06,614
like, hey, we don't
have much time in there,
624
00:23:06,657 --> 00:23:08,181
so any time we're in between,
625
00:23:08,281 --> 00:23:10,516
- just like...
- No, I wasn't rushing the actors.
626
00:23:10,571 --> 00:23:12,930
You had all the time in the world!
627
00:23:12,985 --> 00:23:14,290
How you doing, you excited?
628
00:23:14,315 --> 00:23:16,325
Oh, I'm so nervous I could barf!
629
00:23:16,387 --> 00:23:18,153
I just hope I don't mess up tonight.
630
00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:19,223
Don't be nervous,
631
00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,716
you literally can't mess
up "Watch What Happens Live".
632
00:23:21,786 --> 00:23:23,446
Molly, your character in particular,
633
00:23:23,547 --> 00:23:25,423
is like super starstruck, I guess.
634
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,459
Like, are there people,
to this day that you, Molly Shannon,
635
00:23:28,521 --> 00:23:30,069
would still be starstruck around? Or no.
636
00:23:30,162 --> 00:23:31,623
- Yes. Definitely.
- There are?
637
00:23:31,686 --> 00:23:33,233
- Oh, yeah!
- That you haven't met,
638
00:23:33,326 --> 00:23:34,591
or you've met them and still like...
639
00:23:34,691 --> 00:23:36,886
I met them and I still feel starstruck.
640
00:23:36,988 --> 00:23:38,761
- CHRIS: Who?
- Like, Angelina Jolie.
641
00:23:38,862 --> 00:23:40,463
- And you've met her?
- [all laughing]
642
00:23:40,564 --> 00:23:43,292
HELENE: You've met Angelina?
643
00:23:43,347 --> 00:23:45,682
Every time you're around
Angelina you're starstruck.
644
00:23:45,734 --> 00:23:47,470
And I get starstruck
for Housewives, too.
645
00:23:47,571 --> 00:23:50,474
Like I said, like, I bumped into
Shannon Beador at the LAX Airport.
646
00:23:50,544 --> 00:23:51,951
And I was like... [gasp loudly]
647
00:23:52,005 --> 00:23:54,068
It's like the gates opened up,
[laughing]
648
00:23:54,131 --> 00:23:55,948
like I get very excited!
649
00:23:55,995 --> 00:23:57,705
I'm obviously a big Molly fan...
650
00:23:57,814 --> 00:23:59,783
- Yeah.
- and I was like,
651
00:23:59,882 --> 00:24:01,957
if... if... during the pilot
when we were filming,
652
00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:05,954
I was like, if it ever looks like
the person acting across from Molly
653
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,545
- is just a big fan of hers,
- [laughing]
654
00:24:07,585 --> 00:24:10,436
- and is smiling huge, just tell me.
- [Molly laughing]
655
00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:12,358
Cause I felt like I was
just kind of like...
656
00:24:12,405 --> 00:24:14,066
Dance all day
657
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:15,571
Dance all night
658
00:24:15,652 --> 00:24:17,925
Dance until we don't smell right
659
00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:19,178
Dance until we
660
00:24:19,246 --> 00:24:21,758
Stink, stink, stink, stink...
661
00:24:21,857 --> 00:24:23,749
Yeah, I, uh, I was told
662
00:24:23,834 --> 00:24:25,202
that there would be dancing
in this music video,
663
00:24:25,288 --> 00:24:27,029
and they were like,
there's going to be a rehearsal,
664
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:28,298
and it sort of sounded super casual.
665
00:24:28,398 --> 00:24:29,531
And so I was like, um,
666
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,347
okay so, I guess I have
to learn this dance,
667
00:24:32,415 --> 00:24:34,454
and they weren't really
telling me the time,
668
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:35,811
they made it seem like it
was going to be nothing.
669
00:24:35,836 --> 00:24:37,483
And I showed up for the
rehearsal and I was like...
670
00:24:37,538 --> 00:24:39,679
[gasps loudly] ...this is real!
671
00:24:39,741 --> 00:24:42,178
And then all of the girls
that did that music video,
672
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:44,314
all of the dancers are so good,
673
00:24:44,414 --> 00:24:45,582
Yeah, they're amazing.
674
00:24:45,682 --> 00:24:47,803
And I was like, God,
all of you guys are so good,
675
00:24:47,873 --> 00:24:49,686
I feel like I'm in a Beyonc? video,
676
00:24:49,711 --> 00:24:51,201
and Cat, the choreographer, went,
677
00:24:51,264 --> 00:24:53,381
Oh, these girls do dance for Beyonc?!
678
00:24:53,444 --> 00:24:54,451
And I was like... [groans]
679
00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:56,264
and I walked out one door
of the rehearsal room,
680
00:24:56,334 --> 00:24:58,167
and like, came back in the
other door and was like,
681
00:24:58,226 --> 00:24:59,361
I'm ready to start again.
682
00:24:59,441 --> 00:25:01,564
Did it make you sad that you weren't
still dancing, Brookie?
683
00:25:01,628 --> 00:25:05,120
Um, no, actually, I like what I'm doing.
684
00:25:05,198 --> 00:25:08,159
Plus, if I had kept dancing,
I'd be starting over now anyways.
685
00:25:08,237 --> 00:25:11,440
So, I guess in some
ways I got a head start.
686
00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:13,590
- That's beautiful.
- Thanks, Mom.
687
00:25:13,661 --> 00:25:15,309
No, I mean the top that I'm wearing.
688
00:25:15,356 --> 00:25:18,059
I really am like Pat. Let's be honest,
689
00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:20,082
- Are you?
- No!
690
00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:21,824
- Like, 10%? 20%?
- Values...
691
00:25:21,849 --> 00:25:22,810
- Values.
- Values.
692
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,552
- Values.
- Yeah. [laughing]
693
00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:25,855
Values? [laughing]
694
00:25:25,954 --> 00:25:27,466
What are Pat's values? Family?
695
00:25:27,536 --> 00:25:29,310
- MOLLY: Family. Family.
- CHRIS: Family. Yeah, yeah.
696
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:31,380
- Yeah, and spirituality.
- Yeah.
697
00:25:31,427 --> 00:25:32,691
I think I was going to say,
698
00:25:32,716 --> 00:25:35,223
just the way she's positive
about life and open,
699
00:25:35,293 --> 00:25:36,684
- Yeah.
- I feel like that too,
700
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,121
I try to, I think I'm like that.
701
00:25:38,176 --> 00:25:39,793
- CHRIS: Yeah.
- I relate to her.
702
00:25:39,869 --> 00:25:41,348
We talked about that
in the writers room,
703
00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:43,106
that we like about your character,
704
00:25:43,206 --> 00:25:44,473
or hopefully what we were trying to do
705
00:25:44,574 --> 00:25:46,991
was not have her be like a stage mom.
706
00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:49,968
It's just sort of like, sure,
I love my son, and everyone in America
707
00:25:49,993 --> 00:25:52,172
is saying they love him too,
so I guess I love America.
708
00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:53,835
- I love this, this is great, like, yes...
- [all laugh]
709
00:25:53,891 --> 00:25:55,485
- like just saying yes to things.
- Yes.
710
00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:57,253
Has anyone done a year of yes?
711
00:25:57,353 --> 00:25:59,388
Or like, made a conscious
effort to be like,
712
00:25:59,503 --> 00:26:01,185
this year I'm going for it.
713
00:26:01,232 --> 00:26:03,342
I think I do, like, every January,
714
00:26:03,404 --> 00:26:05,318
and then by like, February 2nd,
715
00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:07,521
I'm like, I can't
remember, I don't know.
716
00:26:07,592 --> 00:26:10,596
I was going to try
to be more positive in 2018,
717
00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:13,736
and I made it to like, May. [laughs]
718
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:16,672
- That's when we started shooting!
- [all laughing]
719
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,409
Mom, why did you say dad died of cancer?
720
00:26:19,509 --> 00:26:21,353
What do you mean?
That's what we decided to tell Chase.
721
00:26:21,402 --> 00:26:24,658
Yeah, Chase, not the whole viewing
audience of "Watch What Happens".
722
00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:27,345
Well, I just figured, Chase is going
to be watching it later, so...
723
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:28,925
Did I mess up?
724
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:31,620
Just in general, I love
the idea of a woman...
725
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,459
This isn't so much me cause I'm married,
726
00:26:33,496 --> 00:26:36,793
but I love a woman having
a very happy chapter two.
727
00:26:36,873 --> 00:26:39,262
Where they, you know...
Her husband passed away,
728
00:26:39,354 --> 00:26:41,431
but she's really like alive,
729
00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:43,987
and so full without,
730
00:26:44,081 --> 00:26:46,761
kind of a nice chapter
two at a nice age,
731
00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:48,276
I just think that's so true to life,
732
00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:50,799
and I see a lot of women
really happy that way,
733
00:26:50,872 --> 00:26:51,950
- Yeah.
- Kind of reinventing
734
00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,518
- themselves maybe after a divorce,
- Yeah.
735
00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:56,146
or a death of a spouse,
736
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,680
in a very positive way.
737
00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:58,974
- Yeah, totally.
- I just love that.
738
00:26:59,081 --> 00:27:01,242
- Well, Molly, thank you for being here!
- It's my pleasure!
739
00:27:01,304 --> 00:27:02,492
Thank you for telling
us about Celebrity.
740
00:27:02,516 --> 00:27:04,916
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