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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,718 --> 00:00:03,616 I love days where I don't have to work 2 00:00:03,648 --> 00:00:06,007 and I can just run errands and look like trash. 3 00:00:06,101 --> 00:00:07,650 I know. I'm not even wearing underwear. 4 00:00:07,683 --> 00:00:08,690 Yeah, me neither. 5 00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:10,394 I mean, I'm not seeing anybody I know, 6 00:00:10,441 --> 00:00:11,507 so why would I? 7 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:12,605 I actually probably should. 8 00:00:12,688 --> 00:00:15,524 My dick always pops out of these pants. 9 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,747 Ugh, I hate walking around with toilet paper. 10 00:00:17,816 --> 00:00:19,126 It's so embarrassing. 11 00:00:19,165 --> 00:00:20,850 Why? Everyone knows you have a butthole 12 00:00:20,919 --> 00:00:22,384 and poop comes out of it. 13 00:00:22,453 --> 00:00:24,130 Hey, you're okay. 14 00:00:24,193 --> 00:00:25,426 See? She agrees. 15 00:00:25,495 --> 00:00:27,861 Hey, gay. 16 00:00:27,930 --> 00:00:29,730 Huh, not sure that's about your butthole. 17 00:00:29,798 --> 00:00:31,232 But, I mean, I guess kinda? 18 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:32,566 Wait, what is going on? 19 00:00:32,635 --> 00:00:34,535 Hey, you're the guy from that video. 20 00:00:34,604 --> 00:00:37,204 Oh, no, sorry. I don't think so. 21 00:00:37,273 --> 00:00:38,395 Yeah, the little kid's music video 22 00:00:38,466 --> 00:00:39,663 about his gay brother. 23 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:40,841 What? 24 00:00:40,909 --> 00:00:43,777 Oh, um, Care, look at this. 25 00:00:43,846 --> 00:00:46,380 I think I found what they're talking about. 26 00:00:46,449 --> 00:00:51,785 Oh, oh, oh 27 00:00:51,854 --> 00:00:53,834 Hey, oh 28 00:00:53,889 --> 00:00:56,056 My brother's brave 29 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:58,391 My brother's wise 30 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:00,926 My brother doesn't like girls 31 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:02,695 He likes guys 32 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,664 He kisses men 33 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,232 That turns him on 34 00:01:06,301 --> 00:01:08,267 And if you think that's gross 35 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,436 Well, then I think you're wrong 36 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:14,840 'Cause I think it's cool 37 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,809 My brother's gay 38 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,411 And that's okay 39 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,680 The haters may hate 40 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,848 But I love how he's gay 41 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:27,486 He is so gay in every way 42 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:30,589 My brother Cary is gay 43 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:31,690 And that's okay 44 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:37,262 Oh, oh, oh 45 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,797 Hey, oh 46 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,498 And that's okay 47 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,235 What the f... 48 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,204 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 49 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,371 Where is Streeter? 50 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,273 Why is no one picking up? Ugh. 51 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,674 Okay, can we just take one sec 52 00:01:49,744 --> 00:01:51,576 and laugh about how funny this is? 53 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,412 I can't be in a teen's music video. 54 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:55,914 Do I just show up at the label 55 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,283 and tell that Shuli woman to take it down? 56 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,017 Yeah, yeah, that's what I got to do. 57 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:01,485 Okay, or you leave it up 58 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:03,221 and you get, like, a trillion new followers. 59 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,989 Ew, I don't want those followers. 60 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:08,325 They're all like @ChaseDreamsFeet. 61 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:09,927 Wow, he is getting famous. 62 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,863 What if casting people see this? 63 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,597 Oh, my God, what if Grandma sees this? 64 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,699 Wait, does Grandma not know that you're gay? 65 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,368 No, she's 85. 66 00:02:17,436 --> 00:02:19,203 I thought I'd just let her die in peace 67 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,038 without ever truly knowing who I am. 68 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:22,917 Wow, cool brain, Care. 69 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,710 Shuli, the video's at 5 mil. 70 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,380 Great, can we get him on the OUT100 yet? 71 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:31,482 No, they said it's still just for gay people. 72 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:32,716 God, that is so unfair. 73 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:33,917 [knocks on door] 74 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:34,918 Hey, uh, Shuli? 75 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:36,353 [overlapping chatter] 76 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:37,688 Hi, gay brother. 77 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:39,423 You know, my brother's gay. 78 00:02:39,448 --> 00:02:40,468 I have a gay brother. 79 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,480 My brother's gay too. 80 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:42,726 Yes, okay, 81 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:44,662 that's sort of why I'm here. 82 00:02:44,723 --> 00:02:45,729 Can I talk to you in private? 83 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:47,431 One sec. Brooke, where have you been? 84 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,999 Chase needs his assistant. 85 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:51,101 Oh, um, I just sort of figured 86 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,969 when you started a new job you had a few days 87 00:02:53,038 --> 00:02:55,138 to, you know, get your life together. 88 00:02:55,207 --> 00:02:56,540 Why would you think that? 89 00:02:56,603 --> 00:02:58,509 Sorry, Shuli, can we talk, like, now? 90 00:02:58,577 --> 00:03:01,312 It's very important, and I can't get ahold of Streeter. 91 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:02,446 No one's told you. 92 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,214 There was an emergency. 93 00:03:04,283 --> 00:03:06,850 Streeter and your mom had to take Chase to a specialist. 94 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,718 Oh, my God, what happened? 95 00:03:08,787 --> 00:03:09,986 [sighs] 96 00:03:10,055 --> 00:03:11,722 You may want to sit for this. 97 00:03:15,327 --> 00:03:17,060 Chase has a... 98 00:03:18,463 --> 00:03:20,609 - a pimple. - Ugh. 99 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:23,766 A pimple? 100 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:26,336 Look, if you need to barf, go ahead. I did. 101 00:03:26,404 --> 00:03:27,838 But we're gonna get through this 102 00:03:27,906 --> 00:03:28,939 as... as a team. 103 00:03:29,007 --> 00:03:30,045 You know, we just may have 104 00:03:30,092 --> 00:03:32,843 to transition him to sexy sooner than we thought. 105 00:03:32,911 --> 00:03:35,185 - Okay, I'm gonna cut to the chase. - Trademark. 106 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,112 I want that video down, all right? 107 00:03:37,181 --> 00:03:40,082 It's humiliating, and I feel exposed. 108 00:03:40,151 --> 00:03:41,150 - Your dick's out. - Oh. 109 00:03:41,219 --> 00:03:43,152 Cary, what's the problem? 110 00:03:43,221 --> 00:03:45,020 Everyone here loves the video. 111 00:03:45,089 --> 00:03:47,323 I mean, its message is so strategic, 112 00:03:47,392 --> 00:03:49,158 important. I said important. 113 00:03:49,227 --> 00:03:50,993 And the gay community is eating it up. 114 00:03:51,062 --> 00:03:52,262 Ellen just tweeted about it. 115 00:03:52,294 --> 00:03:53,336 [all gasp] 116 00:03:53,398 --> 00:03:54,474 We got Ellen 117 00:03:54,545 --> 00:03:56,232 or whatever little twink runs her account. 118 00:03:56,308 --> 00:03:57,675 Okay, well, I want it down. 119 00:03:57,736 --> 00:03:59,732 - I'm an actor and this could be... - [cell phone buzzes] 120 00:03:59,802 --> 00:04:01,871 ...terrible for my career. 121 00:04:01,939 --> 00:04:03,406 Sorry. 122 00:04:05,943 --> 00:04:07,877 It's an agent asking if I have representation. 123 00:04:07,945 --> 00:04:09,678 I guess she saw the video. 124 00:04:09,747 --> 00:04:12,041 Shit, this is one of the biggest agencies. 125 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,448 Care, that's amazing. 126 00:04:13,517 --> 00:04:15,684 Yeah, I could maybe leave Skip finally. 127 00:04:15,753 --> 00:04:17,786 Yeah. 128 00:04:17,855 --> 00:04:20,856 So like I was saying, I love the video. 129 00:04:20,925 --> 00:04:21,957 It's awesome. 130 00:04:22,026 --> 00:04:23,225 I want you guys to keep it up. 131 00:04:23,294 --> 00:04:27,196 I love you cuties. Thank you. 132 00:04:27,265 --> 00:04:29,664 All right, so I guess I better get to work. 133 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:31,700 All I'm gonna need from you guys is Beyonc?'s cell. 134 00:04:31,769 --> 00:04:34,069 Gotta set up a collab on, you know, like, a song, 135 00:04:34,138 --> 00:04:35,337 ooh, or a jean. 136 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:36,671 That's not your job. 137 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:39,308 We have you in a very small office 138 00:04:39,377 --> 00:04:41,243 responding to fan mail. 139 00:04:41,312 --> 00:04:43,077 Shouldn't I be doing something more creative? 140 00:04:43,146 --> 00:04:45,179 I mean, come on, with my background? 141 00:04:45,248 --> 00:04:46,915 What is your background? 142 00:04:46,983 --> 00:04:49,150 I went to the School of American Ballet 11 years ago. 143 00:04:49,219 --> 00:04:50,618 Well, then no. 144 00:04:50,686 --> 00:04:52,954 Listen, Brooke, your brother's fans love him 145 00:04:53,023 --> 00:04:54,455 because he's real. 146 00:04:54,524 --> 00:04:56,524 But now he's getting too busy to be real, 147 00:04:56,592 --> 00:04:59,193 so we need you to be real for him. 148 00:04:59,262 --> 00:05:00,861 Shuli, we have a problem. 149 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:02,163 The gays are turning on the vid. 150 00:05:02,232 --> 00:05:06,206 They're saying it's, quote, "so five years ago." 151 00:05:06,261 --> 00:05:07,283 [all groan] 152 00:05:07,337 --> 00:05:09,214 That's the worst thing you can be. 153 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:10,759 "Dear ChaseDreams, 154 00:05:10,831 --> 00:05:12,506 "I've been in the hospital for seven weeks 155 00:05:12,575 --> 00:05:14,208 "and it's not looking good. 156 00:05:14,277 --> 00:05:15,709 "Could you send me a T-shirt? 157 00:05:15,778 --> 00:05:17,610 "You're my favorite singer ever. 158 00:05:17,679 --> 00:05:19,212 Love, Rachel Klein." 159 00:05:19,281 --> 00:05:20,347 Poor girl. 160 00:05:20,416 --> 00:05:23,083 Such terrible taste in music. 161 00:05:23,152 --> 00:05:24,584 Hey, how's it going in here? 162 00:05:24,653 --> 00:05:26,954 Oh, some of these letters are really intense. 163 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,423 A grown woman sent Chase underwear. 164 00:05:29,491 --> 00:05:31,758 That happens a lot. You can just toss 'em. 165 00:05:31,827 --> 00:05:33,801 Oh, I mean, can't waste brand-new underwear. 166 00:05:33,863 --> 00:05:35,895 - Am I right, girl? - Those are not brand-new. 167 00:05:35,965 --> 00:05:37,597 Women wear them and send them dirty. 168 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:38,665 Don't even touch them. 169 00:05:38,733 --> 00:05:40,500 Of course not. 170 00:05:40,569 --> 00:05:41,634 And don't eat any of the food. 171 00:05:41,703 --> 00:05:43,170 Uh-huh. 172 00:05:43,238 --> 00:05:44,804 Anyway, Shuli wanted me 173 00:05:44,873 --> 00:05:46,573 to introduce you to Chase's lawyers. 174 00:05:46,641 --> 00:05:48,442 There's, like, 100 of them, and they're all, like, 25. 175 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:50,477 Yeah, I'll go meet some lawyers. 176 00:05:50,545 --> 00:05:52,445 Oh, I'm sorry, I meant there's 25 of them, 177 00:05:52,514 --> 00:05:53,613 and they're all, like, 100. 178 00:05:53,682 --> 00:05:56,583 Mm, um, you know, I'm actually... 179 00:05:56,651 --> 00:06:00,587 I'm in the middle of some very important fan outreach. 180 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:02,121 Yeah, there's a sick girl. 181 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,656 She's dying, actually. 182 00:06:03,725 --> 00:06:08,628 So I need to personally bring her a Chase T-shirt. 183 00:06:08,697 --> 00:06:11,063 So off I go. 184 00:06:11,132 --> 00:06:15,001 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. 185 00:06:15,069 --> 00:06:16,970 [phone ringing] 186 00:06:17,038 --> 00:06:21,307 I have a meeting with an agent. 187 00:06:21,376 --> 00:06:23,275 We all do. This is an agency. 188 00:06:23,344 --> 00:06:25,110 - Cary? - Yes. 189 00:06:25,178 --> 00:06:26,778 [gasps] Oh, Pitzi Pyle. 190 00:06:26,847 --> 00:06:28,079 Thank you so much for coming in. 191 00:06:28,148 --> 00:06:29,447 I saw you in the vid. 192 00:06:29,517 --> 00:06:31,517 I am gagging for you, faggot. 193 00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:33,496 Come on back. 194 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,473 Sorry, I was... uh, I was gonna change, 195 00:06:38,544 --> 00:06:40,739 but you told me to come down here ASAPF, 196 00:06:40,793 --> 00:06:42,525 I thought the F was a typo, 197 00:06:42,588 --> 00:06:44,950 but now I think I know what it stands for. 198 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,138 Yas, faggot. [laughs] 199 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:50,808 Wait, should we do this meeting here or while we're shopping? 200 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,310 I guess here? 201 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:55,647 Aw, Pitzi sad. 202 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,515 Oh, oh, no. 203 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,250 I'm sorry, we can... 204 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:00,852 Wait, you believed me. 205 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,820 Oh, my God. You're so cute. 206 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,488 You're, like, the sweetest person I've ever met. 207 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,056 Like, will you be my best friend? 208 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,824 Like, legally, we're bound to be best friends now. 209 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:10,293 And that's really good for you because I'm the top agent here. 210 00:07:10,362 --> 00:07:11,762 - Oh, you are? - Yeah. 211 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:13,429 I have the most clients, okay, 10,000. 212 00:07:13,498 --> 00:07:14,731 [mouths words] 213 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,701 - Oh, how is that manageable? - But enough about me. 214 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,069 Okay, dish. I want to hear everything. 215 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:20,270 Where are you from? What's your deal? 216 00:07:20,338 --> 00:07:21,504 What makes you tic? Everything. 217 00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:23,540 Well, I'm from Ohio, 218 00:07:23,608 --> 00:07:25,542 uh, like all the greats. 219 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:28,311 [screams and laughs] 220 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:29,880 Oh, my God, wait. 221 00:07:29,948 --> 00:07:31,481 So you're, like, the funniest person that ever lived. 222 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:32,783 Okay, I'm obsessed with you. 223 00:07:32,851 --> 00:07:34,284 Josh, get in here! You have to hear this. 224 00:07:34,352 --> 00:07:35,618 He's gonna love this. 225 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,921 Okay, Cary, tell Josh where you're from. 226 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,223 Ohio. 227 00:07:40,292 --> 00:07:41,691 But do the other part. 228 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:44,226 It's... it's where all the greats are from. 229 00:07:44,295 --> 00:07:47,362 [laughs boisterously] 230 00:07:47,438 --> 00:07:49,530 - [mouths words] - Oh, God. Oh, my God. 231 00:07:49,555 --> 00:07:50,811 [screams] 232 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:55,104 Hi, I'm looking for a patient named Rachel Kline. 233 00:07:55,173 --> 00:07:56,806 She's here and dying. 234 00:07:56,874 --> 00:07:59,175 Okay, that's not how we talk out loud in a hospital. 235 00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:01,410 Are you family or celebrity? 236 00:08:01,478 --> 00:08:04,113 Oh, um, celebrity? 237 00:08:04,182 --> 00:08:06,742 Okay, we're actually already checking on that name for P!nk, 238 00:08:06,812 --> 00:08:09,852 so you can go ahead and have a seat next to her assistant. 239 00:08:09,921 --> 00:08:11,398 Which one is her... 240 00:08:15,192 --> 00:08:16,591 I found her. 241 00:08:21,297 --> 00:08:23,631 Wow, you look exactly like P!nk. 242 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,867 It's like dogs and their owners. 243 00:08:25,936 --> 00:08:27,836 This was me when I first started. 244 00:08:27,904 --> 00:08:29,104 Whoa, when is that? 245 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:30,471 Four weeks ago. 246 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:32,107 You don't look like anyone famous. 247 00:08:32,175 --> 00:08:33,474 Did you just start? 248 00:08:33,543 --> 00:08:35,276 Oh, today's my first day, actually. 249 00:08:35,345 --> 00:08:37,112 Well, let me give you some advice. 250 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:39,781 Never let your boss get into aerial gymnastics. 251 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:41,116 Oh, don't worry. 252 00:08:41,184 --> 00:08:42,416 I'm not gonna be an assistant for long. 253 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:45,563 - It's not like a career or anything. - Your loss. 254 00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:48,641 P!nk's first assistant is now the CEO of her apparel company. 255 00:08:48,719 --> 00:08:50,518 Whoa, really? 256 00:08:50,587 --> 00:08:52,554 I mean, it's just leotards for aerial gymnastics, 257 00:08:52,622 --> 00:08:54,689 but she's rich. 258 00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:56,524 Sorry, ladies, there's no patient here 259 00:08:56,593 --> 00:08:58,693 by the name of Rachel Kline. 260 00:08:58,762 --> 00:09:00,395 What? 261 00:09:00,464 --> 00:09:03,030 Oh, I want to talk career with you. 262 00:09:03,099 --> 00:09:06,033 Okay, do you know who Meryl Streep is? 263 00:09:06,102 --> 00:09:07,301 - Yes. - I don't. I don't. 264 00:09:07,371 --> 00:09:08,737 Because she's old, and old is bad. 265 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:10,204 Okay, young is good. 266 00:09:10,273 --> 00:09:12,240 Do you know how many views your video has? 267 00:09:12,308 --> 00:09:14,342 15 million! 268 00:09:14,411 --> 00:09:15,510 - It does? - Yeah. 269 00:09:15,579 --> 00:09:16,778 And that means I can make you 270 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:19,781 the most famous person in the world... 271 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,215 For the next 14 hours. 272 00:09:22,753 --> 00:09:24,385 Well, you know, uh, I think I'm looking for 273 00:09:24,453 --> 00:09:26,187 a little bit more longevity than that. 274 00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:29,323 I guess I just want, like, a... you know, maybe a small part 275 00:09:29,384 --> 00:09:32,385 in a miniseries, or, you know, a role in a... 276 00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:34,491 - [snoring] - director's... 277 00:09:36,028 --> 00:09:37,160 Hello? 278 00:09:37,222 --> 00:09:40,924 [snoring] 279 00:09:41,070 --> 00:09:44,305 Hey, Shuli, it's Cary. Listen, I changed my mind. 280 00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:46,340 I'm actually gonna need that video to come down. 281 00:09:46,409 --> 00:09:47,745 No can do, Care. 282 00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:51,412 Tomi Lahren just called it an affront to family values. 283 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,247 The gays are back on board. 284 00:09:53,316 --> 00:09:54,782 [all cheering] 285 00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:56,250 [sighs] 286 00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:57,451 Wait, I'm sorry. 287 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,785 Why isn't there a Rachel Kline here? 288 00:09:58,853 --> 00:10:00,620 This happens all the time. 289 00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:03,723 It's a dude, some middle-aged perv who wants attention. 290 00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:06,592 Ew, but then why would he pretend to be in a hospital? 291 00:10:06,661 --> 00:10:08,194 They don't think anyone will actually show. 292 00:10:08,263 --> 00:10:09,595 They just hope you feel bad enough 293 00:10:09,664 --> 00:10:11,531 to send a bunch of free crap to their house 294 00:10:11,599 --> 00:10:13,300 probably so they can jack off into it. 295 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:14,267 Ugh. 296 00:10:14,336 --> 00:10:16,903 Check the return address. 297 00:10:16,972 --> 00:10:19,072 It says New Jersey. 298 00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:21,541 Exactly, where the pervs live. 299 00:10:21,609 --> 00:10:22,708 Okay, but if this keeps happening, 300 00:10:22,777 --> 00:10:23,988 why do you keep showing up? 301 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,279 Because one time out of ten it really is a dying girl, 302 00:10:26,348 --> 00:10:28,714 and if you don't show up, it's bad optics. 303 00:10:28,783 --> 00:10:30,650 And P!nk doesn't do bad optics. 304 00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:34,219 She does near constant aerial gymnastics. 305 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:36,489 Well, I'm gonna go to New Jersey 306 00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:39,358 and I'm gonna confront this sick perv. 307 00:10:39,427 --> 00:10:40,426 You want to come? 308 00:10:40,495 --> 00:10:41,761 No, I have to find 309 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:43,128 some other dying kid to take a photo with. 310 00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:45,331 Oh. 311 00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:48,634 Haters may hate but I love how he's gay 312 00:10:48,703 --> 00:10:50,570 Hey, are you from that music video? 313 00:10:50,638 --> 00:10:51,904 Oh, um, yes, 314 00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:53,372 but I'd love to do a miniseries one day, 315 00:10:53,441 --> 00:10:56,008 - like a "Fargo" or something. - Oh, that's cool. 316 00:10:56,077 --> 00:11:00,212 Um, I just wanted to say I came out to my mom today 317 00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:01,781 sort of because of that video. 318 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:03,716 - Oh. - I was scared, 319 00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:06,953 but it actually wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. 320 00:11:07,021 --> 00:11:10,807 So I guess this is weird, but, um, thanks? 321 00:11:12,226 --> 00:11:14,994 That's... wow, that's... that's nice. 322 00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:17,829 Can I, um... can I give you a hug or something? 323 00:11:17,854 --> 00:11:18,966 Sure. 324 00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:23,223 - Okay, see ya. - Bye. 325 00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,201 And good luck with your miniseries. 326 00:11:25,739 --> 00:11:27,607 Thanks. 327 00:11:30,177 --> 00:11:31,210 [cell phone buzzes] 328 00:11:31,278 --> 00:11:32,611 - Shuli. - Hey, Shuli, 329 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:34,446 I guess you could leave the video up. 330 00:11:34,515 --> 00:11:36,281 Uh, I'm okay with it now. 331 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:38,350 Too bad, Care. It's coming down. 332 00:11:38,419 --> 00:11:41,653 The A.V. Club just said it's "no 'Moonlight.'" 333 00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:43,321 Was it supposed to be? 334 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:44,655 It doesn't matter, Cary! 335 00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:47,191 They said it, and now we're fucked! 336 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,160 [knocks on door] 337 00:11:49,229 --> 00:11:51,029 [scoffs] 338 00:11:51,097 --> 00:11:52,397 He... hello. 339 00:11:52,465 --> 00:11:54,098 Just what I thought, a pervert. 340 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,466 Excuse me? 341 00:11:55,535 --> 00:11:57,435 You think you are so smart, 342 00:11:57,504 --> 00:11:59,303 pretending to be a dying girl so what? 343 00:11:59,372 --> 00:12:02,740 A teen will send you a T-shirt and you can nut in it? 344 00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:05,276 Well, here's your little tee, perv. 345 00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:08,079 Nut away. 346 00:12:08,148 --> 00:12:10,881 Oh, yeah, you should cry. 347 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:14,785 Oh, good, all your little pervert friends are crying too. 348 00:12:14,854 --> 00:12:18,188 And they're all in black. 349 00:12:18,257 --> 00:12:20,557 [sobbing] 350 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,560 So Rachel wasn't at the... because she... 351 00:12:23,628 --> 00:12:26,363 [sobs] 352 00:12:26,432 --> 00:12:29,666 I am so sorry 353 00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:31,000 for your loss. 354 00:12:33,405 --> 00:12:35,038 Yo, what up, roomie? 355 00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:38,007 Hey, you, um... you smell good. 356 00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:39,976 Got to, going out with Abby tonight. 357 00:12:40,045 --> 00:12:41,363 Don't want my junk to stink 358 00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,113 if she's gonna be down there, you know? 359 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:45,382 Totally. 360 00:12:55,126 --> 00:13:00,329 Your, uh... your dick looks good. 361 00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:03,132 Thanks. 362 00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:04,733 So does yours. 363 00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:08,104 What? Oh, stupid pants. 364 00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,415 Ah, my young boys in the truth 365 00:13:11,476 --> 00:13:13,242 - True, true, true - The truth 366 00:13:13,311 --> 00:13:15,191 When you see a real one you better salute 367 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,691 - Young boys in the truth - True, true, true 368 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:19,756 Truth 369 00:13:19,826 --> 00:13:22,061 When you see a real one, you better salute 370 00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:24,451 - Lute, lute, lute - Lute, lute 371 00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:25,913 Young boys in the truth 372 00:13:25,982 --> 00:13:27,488 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop. 373 00:13:27,544 --> 00:13:29,078 What's up, dude? 374 00:13:29,154 --> 00:13:30,353 Am I doing it wrong? 375 00:13:30,426 --> 00:13:32,559 No, no, no, no. That was... 376 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,671 That was great, um... 377 00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:35,196 I mean, it was a little dry. 378 00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:37,031 It was kind of like a turtle eating a carrot. 379 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,967 But that's not, uh... that's not the problem. 380 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:43,637 I can't do this anymore. 381 00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,706 Oh, okay. 382 00:13:45,774 --> 00:13:51,411 'Cause every time we do this, it's great or whatever, 383 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,948 but I just feel like shit after. 384 00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:57,779 Oh, no. You do? Why? 385 00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:02,083 Because you don't actually like me. 386 00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:05,726 And that makes me feel pathetic, okay? 387 00:14:05,796 --> 00:14:06,814 And I'm not pathetic. 388 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,524 I'm a gay icon. 389 00:14:08,592 --> 00:14:10,192 Whoa, hey, that's cool. 390 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,327 - Yeah. - Since when? 391 00:14:11,395 --> 00:14:13,629 This morning. Yeah. 392 00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:17,064 And I don't know if you're secretly gay 393 00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,233 or if you're just straight and you like attention, 394 00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:22,203 but either way, it fucking sucks for me. 395 00:14:22,271 --> 00:14:24,572 This sucks for me, and "Survivor" sucks. 396 00:14:24,641 --> 00:14:26,173 "Survivor" sucks. 397 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,008 I can't believe you watch the same seasons 398 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:30,025 over and over and over. 399 00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:32,613 - It's the same thing. - Well, not Micronesia. 400 00:14:32,682 --> 00:14:34,281 Okay, yeah, that season did change the game, but... 401 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,618 Listen, I... I'm sorry, Care. 402 00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:39,821 I... 403 00:14:39,889 --> 00:14:41,522 I love you, man. 404 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:42,857 No, that's so annoying. 405 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:43,958 No, you don't. 406 00:14:44,026 --> 00:14:45,359 You don't love me, 407 00:14:45,437 --> 00:14:49,696 and you know what's humiliating is, I weirdly love you, 408 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:55,034 and that is so dumb because you never give me anything ever! 409 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,503 Nothing! 410 00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,905 So from now on, we're just roommates. 411 00:14:58,974 --> 00:15:00,874 That's it, and when you watch TV, 412 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:05,379 I need you to wear a shirt, preferably a turtleneck. 413 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,647 - Okay, all right. - Thank you. 414 00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:10,584 Now if you'll excuse me, 415 00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:14,821 I have something I've been meaning to do for eight months. 416 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,994 My brother's gay and here to stay 417 00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:24,830 So, haters, you better stay out of his way 418 00:15:24,899 --> 00:15:29,101 And if you are listening, then I want to say 419 00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:32,170 Cary Dubek, you are gay 420 00:15:32,239 --> 00:15:33,939 And that's okay 421 00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:37,175 I'm so sorry for your loss. 422 00:15:37,244 --> 00:15:39,177 [sighs] 423 00:15:39,246 --> 00:15:42,748 I'm so sorry I'm wearing Halloween boxer shorts. 424 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,884 Excuse me. 425 00:15:44,952 --> 00:15:47,920 How do you know the deceased? 426 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,456 Oh, she was a big fan of my little brother's, 427 00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:53,626 and I'm here on his behalf because he loved her. 428 00:15:53,694 --> 00:15:56,128 He respected her, 429 00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:59,197 and he... 430 00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,967 Wait, I'm sorry, who's this bitch? 431 00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:03,402 The deceased. 432 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,270 Grandma Elaine. 433 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,240 So she wrote the letter? 434 00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,909 Okay, I'm sorry. 435 00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:13,078 I don't mean to speak ill of the dead, 436 00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:15,814 but that woman was a sex pervert. 437 00:16:15,882 --> 00:16:16,815 [all gasp] 438 00:16:16,883 --> 00:16:19,851 Yeah, she pretended to be this little girl named Rachel Kline 439 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,087 so that my brother would send her a T-shirt 440 00:16:22,156 --> 00:16:23,922 so she could, I don't know, 441 00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:25,190 rub it all over her old titties. 442 00:16:25,259 --> 00:16:27,592 - Oh. - Gross. 443 00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:29,658 Wait, I'm Rachel Kline. 444 00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:32,729 Sorry, what? 445 00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:34,198 I wrote that letter to Chase 446 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,633 'cause I was at the hospital with my grandma 447 00:16:36,702 --> 00:16:38,402 and I was sad, so I wanted a T-shirt. 448 00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,509 [sighs] 449 00:16:45,578 --> 00:16:47,644 So today is my first day in the industry, 450 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:50,848 and I would like to apologize for everything 451 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:55,186 that I have said and done. 452 00:16:55,254 --> 00:16:57,488 Rachel, how do I make it up to you? 453 00:16:57,556 --> 00:17:02,093 Do you want Chase's autograph, my autograph? 454 00:17:02,118 --> 00:17:03,149 [chuckles] 455 00:17:03,174 --> 00:17:06,730 Well, I have a school dance next week. 456 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:10,033 Maybe Chase could be my date? 457 00:17:11,036 --> 00:17:12,502 Shuli, great news. 458 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:13,903 The gays are back on board. 459 00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:15,098 What? How? 460 00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:17,673 Countess Luann just posted an emotional response to it. 461 00:17:17,742 --> 00:17:18,975 From the "Real Housewives"? 462 00:17:19,044 --> 00:17:20,543 Oh, my God. Do you know what this means? 463 00:17:20,612 --> 00:17:23,480 Our video is officially camp. 464 00:17:23,548 --> 00:17:27,083 - [champagne pops] - [cheering] 465 00:17:27,152 --> 00:17:29,152 Give me these, yes. 466 00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:32,155 Sorry, just, uh, grabbing my, uh, toilet paper here. 467 00:17:32,224 --> 00:17:33,490 I forgot it. 468 00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:35,291 And I know this seems like a lot, 469 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,160 but it lasts me, like, three months, so... 470 00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:38,328 Relax, Cary. 471 00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:40,030 It's time to celebrate. 472 00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:41,497 You're camp. 473 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:43,232 [cheering] 474 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,200 You're gonna live on forever in the gay community 475 00:17:45,269 --> 00:17:48,237 as a joke, something the gays laugh at but also love, 476 00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:49,438 like Britney. 477 00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:50,706 Okay. 478 00:17:50,775 --> 00:17:52,341 Cool, what are we celebrating? 479 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:53,809 - Nothing, fun's over. - [glass shatters] 480 00:17:53,878 --> 00:17:55,811 Okay, look, we have the gays, 481 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,212 but now we need to swing back 482 00:17:57,281 --> 00:17:59,348 and get the regular people again. 483 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,850 - So boring. - Ugh, lame. 484 00:18:00,919 --> 00:18:02,104 So how do we get them? 485 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:05,254 We gotta do something sweet, something wholesome. 486 00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,023 Maybe Chase could perform at a cancer charity. 487 00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:08,490 Yeah, that's perfect. 488 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,526 Chase said that his dad died of cancer. 489 00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:12,161 Oh, shit, that is what Mom told him. 490 00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:13,395 Should we tell them that's not true? 491 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,263 Gay then cancer? 492 00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:18,466 We can't do two sad things back to back, come on. 493 00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:19,834 Two sad things? 494 00:18:19,903 --> 00:18:21,402 Come on, more ideas, people. 495 00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:23,204 Something that will appeal to middle America, 496 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:26,875 you know, like football, families, fields, corn. 497 00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:29,744 Oh, Chase could post a picture eating corn. 498 00:18:29,813 --> 00:18:32,581 Not actual corn, Renee. 499 00:18:32,649 --> 00:18:34,153 You're fired. Get me a new Renee. 500 00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:36,184 [huffs] 501 00:18:37,253 --> 00:18:39,187 Uh, maybe he could go to a school dance 502 00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:42,523 with a sweet, suburban teen? 503 00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,726 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 504 00:18:44,795 --> 00:18:48,029 If Chase goes to a dance with one small-town girl, 505 00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:51,364 he'll have all small-town girls wet for him. 506 00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:52,399 Ew, that is not what I meant. 507 00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:53,567 Brooke, you're a genius. 508 00:18:53,636 --> 00:18:55,102 Cary, you're a star. 509 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,270 I love this family. Uh! 510 00:18:57,339 --> 00:19:00,040 Shuli, um, I did want to say 511 00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:03,477 that, um, I'm glad you kept the video up. 512 00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:05,445 Um, it was weird at first, 513 00:19:05,514 --> 00:19:07,014 but it actually helped me 514 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,791 realize some things about myself that I... 515 00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:10,377 - [snoring] - Okay. 516 00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:17,044 I am so glad you decided to come here with me. 517 00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:18,946 I've been, like, 500 times. 518 00:19:19,014 --> 00:19:20,948 Everyone here loves me. 519 00:19:21,016 --> 00:19:23,684 Everyone here hates her. 520 00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:25,253 I'm gonna go get us more drinks. 521 00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:27,153 Whoo! 522 00:19:27,222 --> 00:19:29,155 It's you! 523 00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:32,525 Hey, Cary. 524 00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:36,396 - Oh, hey, good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 525 00:19:36,465 --> 00:19:38,900 - I loved you in the video. - Oh, thanks. 526 00:19:38,986 --> 00:19:42,602 Um, it's been kind of a weird day. 527 00:19:42,671 --> 00:19:44,203 Uh, but good, you know. It's... 528 00:19:44,273 --> 00:19:45,938 I bet, I bet. 529 00:19:46,007 --> 00:19:47,206 Yeah. [chuckles] 530 00:19:47,276 --> 00:19:49,409 Um, would you maybe want 531 00:19:49,478 --> 00:19:51,911 to, uh, get food with me sometime? 532 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,381 Oh, y... 533 00:19:54,449 --> 00:19:55,948 Yeah, yeah, no, I'd love that. 534 00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:57,317 - Cool. - Yeah. 535 00:19:57,386 --> 00:19:59,486 Wait, why didn't you ask me out 536 00:19:59,554 --> 00:20:01,920 the whole time we were doing that play together? 537 00:20:01,989 --> 00:20:04,356 Yeah, I didn't know you were gay. 538 00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:07,366 Oh, oh, thanks. Um. 539 00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:11,263 - Oh, uh, thanks? - No, no, no, no. Not... 540 00:20:11,332 --> 00:20:16,535 Oh, I'm sorry. I just, uh... never mind. 541 00:20:16,604 --> 00:20:17,903 But it's really good to see you. 542 00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:19,738 - Bye. - Bye. 543 00:20:22,576 --> 00:20:24,142 My brother's brave 544 00:20:24,211 --> 00:20:25,778 - My brother's wise - Oh, my God! 545 00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:28,046 My brother doesn't like... 546 00:20:28,115 --> 00:20:29,548 It's under Billy Eichner. 547 00:20:29,617 --> 00:20:31,550 Cary! Cary, get out here! 548 00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:34,319 They're playing your song! 549 00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:37,888 - My brother's gay and here to stay - [laughs] Wow. 550 00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:39,190 Whoo! 551 00:20:39,258 --> 00:20:40,758 Yes, my brother's gay 552 00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:42,794 Whoo! 553 00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:44,662 I think I'm kind of fucked up. 554 00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:47,832 Me too, whoo! 555 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,301 I'm his assistant! 556 00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:53,771 And that's okay 557 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,072 I love you, Cary. 558 00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:04,071 [laughs] 559 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:11,554 Oh, my God. [coughs] 560 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,578 I really needed this. 561 00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:18,816 Honestly, if your name is Shyamalay, Chalamet, that's too much. 562 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,824 I changed my last name, he should consider it. 563 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:23,005 He'd have a much bigger, like the size of mine, 564 00:21:23,037 --> 00:21:25,305 - you know what I mean? - [upbeat music] 565 00:21:25,907 --> 00:21:27,774 Everybody, welcome to The Other Show. 566 00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:29,390 - I'm Sarah. - And I'm Chris. 567 00:21:29,415 --> 00:21:31,280 And we are here talking about episode four 568 00:21:31,305 --> 00:21:33,873 with H?lene, Drew, and Case Walker. 569 00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:35,008 - [applause] - There's Chase. 570 00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,148 CHRIS: He's here. 571 00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:37,430 - He's here! - SARAH: Thanks for being here. 572 00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:39,140 - This was your first audition. - Yes, ma'am. 573 00:21:39,203 --> 00:21:40,125 - Ever? - Yes. 574 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:42,136 - Wow, thank you, Ma'am. - [everyone everyone laughs] 575 00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:43,267 I have to leave, ma'am. 576 00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:44,415 CHRIS: We'll cut out the ma'am. 577 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,370 - So this is your first audition for... - Yes. 578 00:21:46,425 --> 00:21:48,135 That is cool and sucks to hear. 579 00:21:48,136 --> 00:21:49,055 [everyone everyone laughs] 580 00:21:49,056 --> 00:21:51,136 I feel like this was my last audition, 581 00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:53,001 and I was like "Woo! Thank, God." 582 00:21:53,026 --> 00:21:54,767 - That was the final one. - SARAH: That was it! 583 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,923 I have a school dance next week. 584 00:21:56,985 --> 00:21:59,262 Maybe Chase could be my date? 585 00:21:59,989 --> 00:22:02,978 I was doing musical. lys on a broken iPod, 586 00:22:03,018 --> 00:22:05,468 in my lip sync videos on a broken iPod in my room, 587 00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:08,179 and I just kind of started going up, and my mom's like... 588 00:22:08,204 --> 00:22:09,912 We went to the mall one day and someone was like, 589 00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,353 "Hey, can I get a picture with your son?" 590 00:22:11,354 --> 00:22:13,312 And my mom's like, "What's going on here?" 591 00:22:13,313 --> 00:22:15,078 'Cause she has no clue what's going on either. 592 00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:17,617 So, then she got into it, and that's kind of, 593 00:22:17,642 --> 00:22:20,228 how it started, just in my room, just doing what I like 594 00:22:20,229 --> 00:22:21,965 and having fun with it, yeah. 595 00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:23,393 The gays are turning on the vid. 596 00:22:23,394 --> 00:22:27,561 They're saying it's, quote, "so five years ago". 597 00:22:27,562 --> 00:22:28,580 [audience groans] 598 00:22:28,605 --> 00:22:30,228 That's the worst thing you can be. 599 00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:33,145 There is an entire world of people that you know 600 00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:35,250 - that I don't know are alive. - Yep, yep. 601 00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:37,979 And people that we all know and think are incredibly famous... 602 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,281 - Then I'm just like, what? - ...that you've never heard of. 603 00:22:39,306 --> 00:22:40,670 - Yes. - So I was like, 604 00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:42,353 I want to throw out some names 605 00:22:42,354 --> 00:22:44,414 and see if you know if they're a person. 606 00:22:44,439 --> 00:22:46,915 - Have you ever heard of Helen Mirren? - No. 607 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,769 You've never heard the name Helen Mirren? 608 00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:49,932 I've never heard the name Helen Mirren. 609 00:22:49,957 --> 00:22:51,288 It's like, usually, I'll tell you 610 00:22:51,313 --> 00:22:52,895 if I've actually heard them or if I know who they are. 611 00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:54,103 - No, this is great. - That's great. 612 00:22:54,104 --> 00:22:55,175 Okay, okay, okay. 613 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,895 What do you think Helen Mirren does? 614 00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,312 She sounds like an actor. 615 00:22:58,313 --> 00:22:59,477 - Okay. - Someone who does... 616 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,068 - ...like skits or comedy. - Why do you want to say that? 617 00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:02,622 - Skits or comedy? - Comedy. 618 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,358 - Jennifer Lawrence. - Oh, yes, of course. 619 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,561 Okay, I was like, that could maybe even... okay. 620 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:07,854 Wait, I have another one. 621 00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:09,528 Do you know who Steve Carell is? 622 00:23:09,553 --> 00:23:10,549 Yes, I've heard his name. 623 00:23:10,574 --> 00:23:11,604 I don't know who he is. I... 624 00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:13,927 If you showed me his face, I wouldn't know, but I know his name. 625 00:23:13,952 --> 00:23:14,979 - Wow. - That's cool. 626 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:16,556 Do you know who Timoth?e Chamalet is? 627 00:23:16,581 --> 00:23:17,915 - No. - Chamalet? 628 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,811 - Is that not how you say it? - Chalamet. 629 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:20,687 Take a lap, take a lap. 630 00:23:20,688 --> 00:23:22,201 - Take a lap. - Do you know what is it? 631 00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:24,393 Do you know who Timoth?e Chalamet is? 632 00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:25,479 - Yeah, I do. - [everyone everyone laughs] 633 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:26,586 But who's the other one? 634 00:23:26,611 --> 00:23:28,455 Now, give us people, see if we know of anybody. 635 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,955 Oh, see, okay... 636 00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:31,026 - KSI. - Never heard. 637 00:23:31,051 --> 00:23:32,971 - Never heard of KSI. - What's that? 638 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,290 - A radio station. - David Dobrik. 639 00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:36,829 - No. - No? 640 00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:38,823 - It's not as fun this way. - This is cute. 641 00:23:38,848 --> 00:23:40,146 Okay, wait. One more time. 642 00:23:40,147 --> 00:23:41,346 - One more time. - Yeah, we see what we did to you... 643 00:23:41,371 --> 00:23:42,987 - ...and we're sorry. - Liza Koshy. 644 00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:44,974 - ALL: No. - You've never heard of Liza Koshy? 645 00:23:44,999 --> 00:23:46,638 She's getting really into more like mainstream right now. 646 00:23:46,663 --> 00:23:47,974 Liza Koshy is your Helen Mirren. 647 00:23:47,999 --> 00:23:49,853 What does a YouTuber do? 648 00:23:49,854 --> 00:23:52,020 - H?lene, we can't... - [everyone laughs] 649 00:23:52,021 --> 00:23:53,021 We're not, we're not... 650 00:23:53,022 --> 00:23:54,393 Will they make scripted stuff, or do they... 651 00:23:54,394 --> 00:23:56,686 Just for the record, we're not that bad. 652 00:23:56,687 --> 00:24:00,394 'Cause I think it's cool 653 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:03,955 My brother's gay and that's okay 654 00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:05,877 So I remember like right when we were starting the shooting, 655 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,838 they were like, "Yeah, so we just need like 200 photos 656 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,061 of you in your childhood," and I was like, "Oh, God." 657 00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:12,777 And like, videos too, and I was like, "Oh, no, 658 00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:14,310 "I'm gonna have to like watch a bunch of videos 659 00:24:14,335 --> 00:24:15,687 "that make me sad." 660 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,686 So I got a bunch of them, and they were like, 661 00:24:17,687 --> 00:24:18,936 "Hey, do you mind if we reach out 662 00:24:18,937 --> 00:24:21,417 "to some of your Facebook friends from high school?" 663 00:24:21,442 --> 00:24:22,517 Yeah, sorry. 664 00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:24,751 And I was just kind of like "Oh, yeah, those people 665 00:24:24,776 --> 00:24:26,436 "I haven't talked to in like ten years." 666 00:24:26,461 --> 00:24:27,796 [Chris] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's... 667 00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:29,568 Let's reach out to them, but it was like... 668 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,724 Yeah, we just sort of need photos 669 00:24:30,749 --> 00:24:32,477 from anyone you've ever met at any point in your life. 670 00:24:32,478 --> 00:24:33,603 Ever, that's all. 671 00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:35,722 Yeah, I actually reconnected with some people, 672 00:24:35,747 --> 00:24:38,597 and I was like, "Hey, I'm on a show now, and I'm... 673 00:24:38,622 --> 00:24:41,066 "Do you have any photos of me being weird at parties?" 674 00:24:41,091 --> 00:24:43,623 If this keeps happening, why do you keep showing up? 675 00:24:43,624 --> 00:24:45,957 Because one time out of ten it really is a dying girl, 676 00:24:45,982 --> 00:24:47,973 and if you don't show up, it's bad optics. 677 00:24:47,998 --> 00:24:49,889 And P!nk doesn't do bad optics. 678 00:24:49,914 --> 00:24:53,528 She does near constant aerial gymnastics. 679 00:24:53,553 --> 00:24:56,220 Yeah, I don't want to insult any of my fans here, but... 680 00:24:56,268 --> 00:24:58,840 So I had a fan... I don't know, it was this one girl, 681 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,019 and she was being really extreme, 682 00:25:00,044 --> 00:25:04,001 and in the DMs, she was like, "Case, I'm dying, you need to..." 683 00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:06,283 And she was saying all this really serious stuff. 684 00:25:06,308 --> 00:25:08,306 And so then we went into it. 685 00:25:08,331 --> 00:25:09,635 Because she was doing it for months. 686 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:11,197 She was like, saying she's gonna die 687 00:25:11,222 --> 00:25:13,889 and that if I didn't do anything, she would die like... 688 00:25:13,914 --> 00:25:16,041 - Jeez, yeah. - [Case] It was very serious and sad. 689 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:18,377 And so I was concerned, so eventually I was like, 690 00:25:18,402 --> 00:25:20,224 I'm not going to send her flowers to, like, 691 00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:22,913 someone who I don't even know is real or actually dying. 692 00:25:22,914 --> 00:25:24,968 So we ended up calling the hospital 693 00:25:24,993 --> 00:25:27,063 and seeing if the girl was actually dying. 694 00:25:27,088 --> 00:25:29,525 Then, a couple weeks later, we found the photo online 695 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,675 that she had posted. 696 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,853 - Oh. - So it was actually... 697 00:25:31,877 --> 00:25:33,283 She searched up, like a disease, 698 00:25:33,308 --> 00:25:34,828 and then took a photo of a young girl 699 00:25:34,853 --> 00:25:36,968 - and put it on her page. - That is so disgusting. 700 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:38,273 - It's bad, yeah. - That's crazy. 701 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:39,380 Yeah, it was pretty... 702 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,255 And that became Brooke's storyline in this episode. 703 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,075 - Yeah. Yeah. - Thank you so much for a great storyline. 704 00:25:44,146 --> 00:25:46,221 "Dear ChaseDreams, I've been in the hospital 705 00:25:46,277 --> 00:25:48,651 for seven weeks and it's not looking good. 706 00:25:48,676 --> 00:25:50,193 Could you send me a t-shirt? 707 00:25:50,194 --> 00:25:52,109 You're my favorite singer ever. 708 00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:53,852 Love, Rachel Klein." 709 00:25:53,877 --> 00:25:54,985 Poor girl. 710 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:57,134 Such terrible taste in music. 711 00:25:57,159 --> 00:25:58,952 I wrote to Nutella. 712 00:25:58,977 --> 00:26:00,632 - [everyone laughs] - Oh, boy. 713 00:26:00,657 --> 00:26:04,547 I wrote them, I was like, "Hello, I love Nutella, 714 00:26:04,572 --> 00:26:07,618 this is the greatest product ever. Um... 715 00:26:07,643 --> 00:26:09,774 Thank you so much for all that you do." 716 00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:11,851 And they sent me coupons for free Nutella. 717 00:26:11,876 --> 00:26:12,777 Whoa. 718 00:26:12,802 --> 00:26:14,523 Then when they sent me free coupons, I was like... 719 00:26:14,547 --> 00:26:15,748 Hmm. 720 00:26:15,749 --> 00:26:17,115 So I wrote, like, Ben & Jerry's... 721 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,318 Yeah, then I were like... 722 00:26:18,319 --> 00:26:20,008 - ...where are my coupons? - [Chris] For sure, for sure. 723 00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,947 I remember I waited in line at the mall for four hours 724 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,517 to meet Candace Cameron. 725 00:26:24,568 --> 00:26:26,345 - To meet who? - Candace Cameron. 726 00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:27,979 - We have to go. That's it. - You don't know who that is, do you? 727 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:28,989 I don't know who that is. 728 00:26:29,014 --> 00:26:29,940 I'm like trying to remember. 729 00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:31,224 - There's a lot of people. - She was on Full House. 730 00:26:31,249 --> 00:26:32,568 She's on Fuller House. 731 00:26:32,569 --> 00:26:34,356 - Oh, she's on Fuller House. - Is she on Fuller House? 732 00:26:34,381 --> 00:26:37,015 She's the mom on Fuller House! Oh, fuck it. 733 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,930 - [everyone laughs] - Okay, that's all, that's all. 734 00:26:38,987 --> 00:26:40,236 That's all the time we have. 735 00:26:40,304 --> 00:26:41,653 This was a rough episode. 736 00:26:41,654 --> 00:26:43,861 [upbeat music] 737 00:26:43,911 --> 00:26:48,461 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53144

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