All language subtitles for Simple Agi Ondh Love Story.2013

Smoking and Drinking is injurious to health

Why do you commit yourself to death,.

Give up smoking and drinking
at least for the sake of censor board.,

l will pen down a new story
by repairing an old dictionary..

l will narrate a never told story..

Nothing extraordinary
Just a simple love story,,.

You are listening to Radio City 91.1 F.M,

This is Rachna hosting the show''Aithalakadi Morning':

Actually, It is raining heavily outside the studio,

Few feel sad and a few feel happy when it rains,

Actually it should rain often, so that.,!!!

l can say that the prosperity around,
is because of the good will of people like me.

Up next.,.

This song is dedicated to those lazy ones
still rolling on the bed.,

to those walking with umbrellas
to those enjoying a hot cup of coffee,.

and for those watching in theatre,

You are listening to Radio City 91.1 F.M.

Hey, are you enjoying in Goa?

No, I just finished my shoot in Goa,
l am in Coorg now.

Are you in Coorg?

Where exactly over there?

Paalibetta, it is near Virajpet,

Wow! Actually Amar's house is right there,

Patient hoped for biryani,
Doctor too prescribed biryani,

Actually please do me a favour,.,

lt is the same one
that l have asked you before,

You go and meet Amar's sister,

so Amar and l can get married
and your life will also get a new meaning.

Hmm, So your plan is to build a road on my house,
so a bus can reach your town.

Very nice work.

But she is a doctor.,.

Boss, However big a candle is,
it has only a single flame.

Where you are is not important,
what you are doing is important.

She has studied Ayurveda, just for a sake,
but you are an Ad company owner,

You are earning well.

She should be lucky to get a guy like you,

But l have always wanted a ''Love marriage':

Dumbo, you really don't have a brain,

Actually, Girls are very choosy nowadays,

Already a girl broke your heart once,

Hmm, next time if it repeats.,

Your heart license and Bank balance
both will get bounced.

As an elder brother you need
to think about my marriage,,

lnstead, l am helping you and a girl.

Hello Hello,

when you start praising the mechanic as God,
It is evident that your car needs a repair,

Loo..Brother uhhh,.,

Ok ok, l will do this for you,

if not a guiding star for your life,
l will try to be the colourful lights for your wedding.

Message me the address,
l will call you evening.

Bro,.
you are the best.,,Bye,..

An old engine,

a new battery,

My heart has
started to work away.

Writing a simple love story,

Just a simple love story,

Life is a lovely strawberry,

Reason is, heart has stolen away in a robbery,

Write a song, pen down the words,
to a tune that has been stolen..

Temptation is the
name of the factory,

That sells dreams in a bakery,.

Enjoy the taste of unseen sweets.,,

Don't look for a reason, just watch

Season with a dream, full of love.,

lts justa simple love story,

Hello! sir.,.

Donating eyes is a great admiration
urinating is a big saticifaction, have some patience.

Now tell me your problem,

Which way is the West Puri Estate?

Oh, the one that belongs to Doctor Madam,

Ya exactly.

Then go straight, take left
then right, up and down you will get that,

Go,.,

Hello boss..,

First you will come across a small gate,
which will be open, you can go safe,

Second gate will be big and closed,
you will have to climb over, be careful.

lt is now time for Rachna's Rhyme.

Today is the month's last day

Wa.,Wa,.

Hmm.,.And also my pocket is empty anyway,.,

Tomorrow is first,
getting paid feels the best

Now everyone repeat,
Rachna's rhymes are the greatest.

No Wa.,Wa,.

You sinners
you call yourself my friends,

We are taking a break here in
''lthaladki Morning':.,Jai,,.

Brother, where are you?

First l walked straight,
Then took a right,

Climbed up on the left,
l am climbing down now,,.

Where are you going?

To the address you messaged me,

Actually l called up and spoke to doctor,
she is at home,

Amar's phone was not reachable,

Don't worry go visit them,
l have told her everything,

Putta,.l just saw a girl,,

she looked as good as a shining car in a showroom,
my girl has to be someone like her.

Once the new car is out,
it will get covered with dust.

You first attend my exam,

Why don't l marry both of them?

For what joy?

The one who rides a horse is a warrior,
But the one who rides a carriage pulled by two is an Emperor,

When you can't sustain a whack
with a stick,you want two?

No, look if l marry one,
l will fight with her,

But if l marry them both,
they both will fight over me,

At least l will be safe,

Brother,,.

Ok ok,,Dont put glycerine to eyes..

l will go become your doctor's patient,

By chance if l don't get the doctor then,
i will think about that girl,,

There are two types of people in this country,

What are the types?

One of this type,.,

And

And of other type.,.

You are listening to Radio City 91.1 F.M,
this is Rachna hosting the show ''Aithalakadi Morning';

Actually this weather is very romantic,

There is some connection between
rain and love,

l think it rains when the earth
and clouds get married,

Actually l am about to tell an interesting story.

There is a boy on hisway
to meet a girl for the first time,

Not just to meet..

Everyone proposes for love,
but our boy is going for a marriage proposal..

Where?.,. In Coorg,.,

l will keep updating
on this live, love and marriage story.

This next song goes out to
everyone in love,

The hospital looks like a palace,

Will the doctor be as pretty as a princess?

Lets see,.

Ahh, Dr. Ithihasini?

Almost perfect, Kushal?

Perfect,

Give me just 42 seconds,
l will be right back.

Tell me

Start looking for your engagement date,
And also fix my wedding date,

Did you meet Ithi? You decided so soon,

Marriages are made in heaven.

But after that, a hell of a life is down here.

Okay, tell me if you really like her?

Hmm, She is not as fair as me,
But for my sister l can manage,

You lead a colourful life
only through these black and white eyes,.

But still, she is fair enough man,.

Please come inside,

Okay, l will call you later, bye.

l have arrived, l have arrived,,.

The house is very beautiful,

lt was built by masons,

Come, let's go upstairs,

Looks like nobody is in here,..

Hmm,You are right in front of my eyes,
and in your eyes l can see myself,

So l can see both of us here.

l mean to ther than us
there seems to be nobody here.

No one at home
that's why you can't see anyone.

Where is Amar?

Not just Amar,. mum,dad and even our house maid
have all gone to visit a temple,

Everyone?

Yes everyone, why?

When are they coming back?

Hmm.,.May be by tomorrow afternoon.

Ok then, l will go and stay in a hotel nearby,
l will come, once Amar is back.

Are you oriented
the other way by any chance?

You've been asking only about Amar,

Hey, Nothing like that.

You have come to meet me right?

l am here, talk to me

f
Which colour hair band l wear

how tall are my heels,

which parlour l visit,
You ask me about it.

l will ask you which bike you ride,

where doyou fill petrol,

how big is your wallet,

and which area do you go to meet girls,

lf we like each other then let's sit down
and have a cup of coffee.

Or Else, there are a few dirty coffee cups.
Let's wash them and leave.

But there is no better place or time
to get to know me better.

That is true, but,.,

Are you lord Hanuman's devotee?

Why?

Why are you carrying that huge bag,
like he carried a mountain, put it down.,,

lt is true that l know Karate,

l don't give any guarantee for your shirt buttons,
But l will give guarantee to your shirt.

Please come this way.,.

oh, started to drizzle
Iet your words start too,,.

My name is Kushal,
my friends call me Kush.

l have studied up to 2nd year B.S.C
with a ''conditions applied'' star on its side,

l have enjoyed egg rice on the roadside also
and l have rejected bad tasting Biryani in 5 star hotel too.

l believe that there is some happiness in people
hanging out on a bus

And there is some sadness in people flying in a plane,

Then, My sister and your brother work
in the same company,

They both are in love and want to marry each other.

Meanwhile, you have to get married
and l need someone to spend my life with.

So, My sister is trying to 'Match the following' between us,

All that is done, how come you are here
to meet me all of a sudden.

No l was here to shoot a Jewellary Ad film,
near Keerahole river,

but in between My sister caught hold of me
and linked here,

Which actors had come for the shoot?
l have always wanted to see a shooting,

Even l would have come,.

This is not like a movie shooting,.

there will be no heros here,.

What was the concept?
It's too complex, you won't understand,

Make this as a test for yourself,
explain it to me in a way that l can understand,

Hmm Ok, Imagine,.

Hmmuu,,

There is a beautiful river,

lmagine l am the woodcutter
and you are the Goddess.

As l am hammering , the camera zooms in.

Shit! What the beep,

Oh no, l don't know how to swim,
my kids are waiting for food back home,

Goddess Ganga what do l do now?

Oh my God !!!

Wow!!!

My child. Don't worry,
here is your axe,

Oh no, this is of gold, its not mine.

Take this one,

aaeh. No, no, no,this is silver l say,
mine was a basic model, this is not mine,

Then take this one,.

Yes, this is mine.

Well done my child, in appreciation of your honesty
l give you this golden axe as a gift. Take it,

Oh, why don't you give me
Suvin Jewellers gold instead.

What is so great about Suvin Jewellers gold?

lt has hallmark, purity,
better designs, price tag,

And its Trust worthy,
what your jewells have?

So all the gold that l am wearing?

Good for nothing.

How was it?

lt was alright,
Actually that concept

Coffee or tea?
Ah!

Aah Coffee.

Strong or weak?

Strong,

What do mean by strong?

Strong means, one cup of milk,
one spoon filter coffee, little sugar,

You know it so well, the kitchen is right there,
make a cup for me too,

l need to water the
emporium plants please.

You water plants
in this rainy season too?

Why? After having kids
do you stop, living together,

You are feeding the kids
gripe water,

Looks like you have added
coffee powder to kheer,

Even though the pipe is so small,
the medicine gets sprayed with lot of force, right?

l meant it is good for the plants,

Just hold this.
Sure.

Very sweet.
Thank you, thank you.

No l meant
the coffee is very sweet,

lts ok, now tell me
what do you know about me?

Your name is Ithihasni,
nice name,

You look not so bad and
you are an Ayurvedic Doctor,

Kind hearted, my life will be beautiful,
that is all l want.

Dumbo, always remember, the best scenes
of the movie make the trailer

But the story will be entirely different,
you need to watch the entire movie to decide,

Why are you wearing this
ring like a pendant?

Does it look good?
Ha. Ya its Super,

Thanks, actually my grand-dad gave me this ring
when l was young, he passed away soon after,

Super, l meant the gift he gave you is super,
You continue.

Hmm, After that my dad wanted to melt it
and make a new jewellery,

but l love this a lot,
which is way l am wearing it like this.

Very good.,Very good

Can l ask you a question?

l will attempt even if l am not
prepared for the exam, Ask me brother,

Huh! Hit my right cheek till your left side sandals break,
but please don't use such words.,

l have come here to marry you,
dont call me as brother,

You can't climb every mountain you see,
okay sorry,

what was the question you wanted to ask.

l feel little embarrassed,

Who is that girl with
Amar in that photo?

Already doubts have
started to crop up?

The photo that is supposed to have my sister
with Amar has some other girl in it?

She is our cousin, they share a
divine brother-sister relationship,

Next question please,
No l dint mean that.

Can l ask you one?

Ask me ten but give me
the option to answer any five,

As an elder brother you have to
safe guard your sister's interests,

But here it seems you are doing resort politics
for amara rachana's joint government..

Whenever l failed in exams
when l could not find a job;

or when my ex-girlfriend's
mobile was not reachable,

My sister was the one who would right click
and refresh my life,

Hmm, When your ex-girlfriend's phone
was not reachable? hmm,

You were sad that l dint
join you to make coffee, right?

Come now let's wash the cups together.

You should provide support when batsman is on the pitch
not when he is back to the pavilion,

l thought it was boring but now i got a twist.

Who was that girl? Did she dump you?

Hmm, She dumped my heart
and walked all over it,

Let's not talk about her now,
she is already married.

lt is not out of jealousy
l am asking about her,

lts very boring now, So l thought
this story would be interesting enough.

lf l get to know your flashback,

l could know how you treated girls
and what was missing between you both,

So if we decide to take this further
we can learn from each other's mistakes,

No, l don't want to think about her,
let's not talk about it,

Atleast tell me when was
the last time you met her,

Last time l met her was.

when she came one evening to invite me
for her reception on the same night,

l never met her again.

Huh! when Inviting for recption.
that too from a girl to her lover.

This will be very interesting,
please tell me in detail,

Haven't l told you it is impossible,
l dont want to think about her..

you are stuck at the same line
like a clock without the cell,

Don't think about her, think
about someone else in her place.

Aah.

Think about film star Ramya.

She is too busy even to
come into your imagination,

Look at me, look into my eyes

think about me in her place
and tell me the story,

She was like an electric spark,

Straight hair and always wore a bindi,

She used to always ask questions.

lt was raining lightly that day
both outside and inside of my heart,

My girl is getting married tomorrow
let her life be filled with joy.

Entry into a temple
always has a long queue,

Special entry with a short
queue when you pay Rs 50,

Direct entry inside, if you pay 500,

And if you pay 50,OOO they will bring the lord
to your door step and perform the pooja.

But even if we give our life,
girls will always make us wait for them,

How long have you been waiting?

Just 3 hours.

lt's okay it is good to
spend time in a temple,

When we wait for a person it does not mean
that we don't have anything to do,

lt just means that person is more
important than everything else,

Did you know the news?

From the Known sources
l heard about your wedding.

How do l look?

Ha Ha.. Even a donkey
looks great at this age.

sweet has come straight from
the beauty parlour,

lnstead of going for photos
you have come here to show sympathy.

Glowing face, hands with mehandi,

When you smile it feels like nails
being hammered into my heart,

Are you angry?

Yes, am angry
but not against you.

Are you not
coming to my wedding?

You haven't invited me,

Should l invite you
for your own girl's wedding?

The shoe that you own,
you always leave them outside,

lt walks with you everywhere
and stays with you the whole day,

But it has no entry into
your house or your heart,

You are my girl only
when it's about my love,

Not when it comes to
your wedding or relationship, Hu,

Ha Ha, Great idea to save pen ink,

''Your name in etched in our heart,
a warm welcome to you and your family;'

Scratch out 'etched in our heart';

lf not, every time l see this card,
It will feel like syringing my heart.

Kush, please don't drink
in depression, and grow beard,

Ha Ha, Don't sow such
ideas in my head,

All you girls like to see your ex-boyfriend
roam around in depression, with unshaven beard

So you can tell your friends
about the Devdas in your lives,

Please no.

Never say no and throw
your guy out of your heart, bedroom and temple.,

Because when they go,
you will end up feeling sad,

lf so, l will leave.

Never again knock at
the doors of my heart,

As l bid farewell to you,
l request you not to leave me and go,

l will burn all our memories
but please do not forget me!,

My heart has rusted out,
please replace it with your's

l will keep your name for
the grave of my dead love

give your concent

You must come to the
hall early at 4 pm,

Why? Haven't you hired
anyone to clean up the place?

Felt like drops of holy water being poured
into mouth at death bed,

May you prosper in life,

Goddess Lakshmi for wealth,
Sarawathi for knowledge, but there's no one for love,

l always thought she would
be my wife in this life, But,

ln this dry season,
she has filled me with tears

Broke my heart into a million pieces,
using her love as a weapon,

Huh! My favorite movie
is on T.V come let's watch,

Your's Lovingly..

Super in the market in the majestic,
Step on the rail, reach the jail,

Are you all alone.

l am completely lost after falling
into this muddy pit called love,

Girls are like lotus flower
blooming out of the muddy water,

And boys are like
roots of the flower.

The roots go deep inside mud
and hold it tight.

And just like, it supply all the food
and water for the flower to bloom.

We boys are always ready to sacrifice heart, eyes
and even our selves for girls. Yes,

But you girls,

smile at everyone passing by on the road
do not care for the roots at all.

You get married and settle in life
according to the owner of the garden, thats your parents,

But the roots deep inside mud have no idea
of what is happening in the outside world, ha ha ha,

ln the same way
Nobody can understand a girl,

But we, the boys die in the mud and
become food for another flower.

The memories that flood my mind
when l sit with whiskey in my hand, kill my heart.

Like the good friend called cigarette
comes hand in hand with an enemy called Cancer.

One fine day, we get run out,

A procession riding
on four shoulders,

With women in front shedding crocodile tears,
and men at back showering praises after death,

Ha ha ha ha,

By chance if we survive.

Life will be like the last batsman
waiting for batting after loosing 10 wickets.

Sir sir sir, watch out.
Take your hand, l am steady,

You should always walk forward in life.
Sir sir sir, you are drunk,

Shhh.. yes you are right
But you are not drunk,

The earth looks like it is spinning like a top,
Come, let's sit down here.

Here?
Come my child sit down here.

What happened sir,
love failure?

ldiot, my love is success,
l just could not get my girl.

Sir, You look like you have done Ph.D in love,
Tell me how does one get into love.

heyyy, You don't get into love,
it just happens.

Sir, How do l know
when l am in love?

You look to be in a hurry to fall in love.
Yes sir.

Very good, let me give you some tips,
listen to me carefully.

Sir.

Number 1: When you see that girl
all you want is to get lost in her eyes

Number 2: Every step you take
with her makes your bond stronger.

Number 3: Her touch gives heavenly feeling

Number 4: The very second
our heart knows that she is the girl,

A beautiful song
takes birth in our heart,

Super sir, super,

Are you listening?

Are you listening to me?
Yes sir, l am.

Come here let's sit down and continue.
Here, in this water?

This is not just water,
this is my love

''When you see that girl
all you want is to get lost in her eyes.''

Power cut.

ln today's world there is
a guide with tips to fall in love.

Do you have any such
dreams of your ideal man?

Yes, no matter how much l scold,
he should quietly listen and accept it,

He should cook for me,

He should feel my pain
when a thorn pricks me,

Etc, etc,
Is it,

Have you watched Rajinikanth's Robot movie?
Yes

l will ask the movie director Shankar,
to build a robot for you, marry that

You will never find a
boy with such qualities,

Even without having any such qualities,
i was loving one guy,.

Oh, so you have an old love story too?

A very simple story,
do you wanna listen?

l don't want to know about
the stops that have passed,

l want the stops that are ahead,

Legs start to ache when you walk,
mouth gets dry when you talk,

But the ears don't get tired of listening,
so shut up and listen to me.

There was this one guy
l liked him a lot,

Probably he might be
married by now.

l will replace you in his place
for this story,

But you are nowhere close to him..

He was very handsome.

He rode an
old Rajdooth bike,

His name was Jarin,
he was my cousin's friend,

Spectacles, long hair with a clip,

Ha, he had a beard too,

And he was an awesome
sculpture artist.

Beyond all this,
he had great respect for women.

His Paintings. Bike riding style,
l liked everything about him,

l visited the church one day,

But l felt his speech was
too heavy.

ln this journey of life,
a women is a symbol of sacrifice,

We must always respect her,

Not just in the Bible in Hindu scriptures too,
there is a line in Sanskrit,

Which means,where there is respect for women,
Gods and angles reside there,

That means women
stands for purity of soul.

A man always has an ego,
''l should earn for my kids my family:'

But a women always makes sacrifices
for the success of her husband and kids.

She leads a life free of arrogance.

lt felt like a boaring lecture but
it was quite impressive.

Like some one who desires to eat almond,
but end up eating groundnuts

He dreamt of sculpting in ice,
but for now he built sand castles,

lce is cold, sand is hot,
wonder how heart is.

Hi.

l heard you drill, Sorry l mean, talkin the
church yesterday, very impressive,

Thank you,
l was just sharing the little knowledge that l have,

This sand sculpture is too good,
is there any meaning in this too?

Yes, this depicts that the relationship shared by a mother and
child
is greater than that of father and child.

How is that?

Here a father is tying his
son's shoe lace after noticing them,

But with the mother
that is not the case,

A new born is devoid of words
for at least two years of its birth,

The mother takes care of everything,
she knows exactly what her child needs,

she feels the child's
pulse in her heart.

You are lucky to be born as a woman,
a kind hearted soul.

You are a Christian right?

Christian by religion,
human by birth,

l am acting,
he is overacting.

Forget it,You know the
true beauty of a woman is,

Stop drilling my head.

You are thinking something?

Ah, l was thinking,
please stop drilling my brain,

Hmm. lf i turn around and walk away
wont you think yourself this girl looks great from behind,

Sorry, l think l have hurt you.

Okay l will leave now, bye.

lt's okay.

One morning, he was
taking his bike for a walk.

Looks like he is not well?

l have run out of petrol,

l have seen you push
your bike more than riding it.

l took out a loan
when buying this bike,

Everything l earn mostly goes into repaying the loan,
sometimes l end up with no money for petrol.

Hmm, You should always
buy a trouser that fits

lf you a buy big one just coz it looks good,
It will slid down one day and embarrass you,

That's not the case,

When you race with rats and win,
you will still be a rat.

But, when you race with tigers
and lose, you will always be a tiger.

l had some trusted sources
but none of them came through.

Come l will lend you some
petrol from my cousin's bike.

There is no value for an empty bottle,
a deflated balloon and a bike running on borrowed petrol,

l used to observe him from a distance,

l wanted to be with him,
l wanted to talk to him.

My hand wanted to hold his hand.

Hmm, You haven't heard
me curse yet,

Stop, stop, please,
beep, beep, beep

Hope your silence falls off.

What do l do now.
l am already late for college,

Hello Hello, stop, stop,
thank God you are here,

Come, drop me off to
Manipal college.

But l am going towards Malpe,

Will your bike say no
if you turn the handle?

Nothing like that,
shall l drop you to the bus?

Huh! Smarty pants, l lent you petrol the
other day, now give me back my petrol.

No wait, sit l will drop you,

l will hold you tight, will you pop a wheelie?
l don't know all that,

You sit behind and hold me,
l will pop a wheelie,

Pollution free vehicle,
leads to families with happy people.

Honk for the right way
but blackmail for lift everyday.

l had decided to share
my feelings of love for him.

But the scene that
unfolded there was dimerent,

Oh, If I ask him what is this,
he will drill my brain for half an hour,

Have you donated your eyes?

No but l will in future.

Heart?

Yes heart but not the entire heart,
just a part of it is enough,

How do l donate one part?

Let me explain,

He is picking up his drill,
God save my brain.

What is this?
It is Heart.

No it is a symbol for love, for those immature lovers,
We don't need this.

An actual heart looks like this,

Two atria and ventricles,

Atria and Ventricles.

Yes, the function of the heart is,

Two parts of the heart purify blood,

The other two pump the
blood to all parts of the body,

Correct,

Love is also divided
into four types.

Two stay within us
and two go outside of us.

The love that stays within us are
our parents, grandparents, and so on.

lt starts within us
from our birth,

The second one is our friends
our pets, school teachers,

We give birth to this love
as we grow along.

What is the love
that leaves us?

Now the bird is ready
to leave its nest.

There are two type
in that too,

The first one is our kids, we don't have any
today but everyone will have one in the future.

Don't you agree.

Dog biscuits may not have dogs
but cream biscuits have cream in them.

Which is the second type?

Your better half
l mean your love!,

l am strong guy but
l have a sense of shame too.

But leaving that aside l am asking you,
please let me be your better half,

The one who truly love
are the ones who scold the most.

Without asking your opinion, l share
with you my feelings with this one line,

l love you.

Huh! His words felt like drops
of rain on a hot summer day.

But l did not let my
happiness show.

Like a silent cat entering without a sound,
you have planned a lot without giving me a clue.

You drill a hole without a drill
you play with colours on a white paper,

Build castles in sand,
and what not.

How do l decide to settle with you,
how will you take care of me?

Even the deepest of oceans
have a shallow end,

Think about it,

Okay, come to the beach tomorrow,
l will give you an answer.

What time?

l will come before the sun that
rose in the east, sets in the west.

The thought of a guy
waiting for you

Exam paper leaking out,

Both give a lot of joy

But one cannot share
this with anyone.

That day his handkerchief
wiped his tear,

Every time l think about it,
my eyes fill up with tears too,

Every one says never
trust a man who cries

But that day my trust
became stronger because of his tears,

l was not sure if l was
the first love of his life

But l wanted to be the
last in his life,

He is seriously
in love with you.

The word love itself is too serious,

A known donkey is
better than an unknown horse,

You will never find
a nicer guy than him,

He may be a Christian,
a good guy.

You can eat out and go on a hunger strike at home,
every one will agree,

You will get a good friend
along with a good husband in him,

Like how you get the Sri Lanka
map free with the India map.

This not something
to joke about.

No matter how well we know that it will cure the illness,
we are always afraid of the injection.

As my heart danced with love for him,
my mind stood silent,

l waited for you yesterday
from morning till evening.

l will wait till my death,

Wait but always remember,
No government vehicles enter a one way,

ls that your final decision?

You have your own goals,

Make ice sculptures,
go attend the international competition, win awards.

Then a single cough of your's make
girls stand in queue to holding syrup for you.

Present learners are the future experts.

No matter how tasty powder milk is,
a baby always needs a mother's milk to grow.

After that day he went
missing for 2-3 days.

Whenever we would meet
l would irritate him.

Without meeting me
he would irritate me,

l learnt the true meaning
of the word ''Miss you':

My days were spent in laughs,
life was like a river flowing.

But after l met him, the silence of the ocean and
the force of the river mixed to give rise to waves of love in my
heart,

My love maintained
a good strike rate.

Smiles have filled up my face,

l like this new feeling in me,

My dreams have changed,

Memories of a new kind
flood my head,

My heart rebels against
me and yearns for you.

A new flower blooms
in the garden of my heart,

Without any reason,
l have made the decision,

l have fallen in love soon.

l decided that day to surrender myself to him
but he had decided to sail away from me.

You have a nice
glow in your face today?

l washed it with soap,

All these days?

l used it but with
the wrapper still on.

Where were all these days,
l could not reach you on your mobile either.

l was in Mumbai,

To get my passport done,

For what reason,.?

Ha Ha, Every girl accepts a
guy's love to become their lover,

But you have rejected my love
and become a Godess in my life.

l do not understand?

ln some days l will be
watching the stars from another land.

What does that mean?

l misunderstood my
infatuation as love,

But l have now realized
the spelling difference in Love and Life.

You know my dream
of one sculpting in ice.

l met my father's
friend few days back.

He has promised to get me a lecturer post
at the Iceland sculpture institute.

Aah. Ouch,

Sorry,

By going there l can earn a name,
fulfill my goals and get some peace of mind.

l have gotten bored of this country,
l don't want to stay here anymore,

People apologies for stepping on the foot
but don't even realize when they are stomping on the heart.

There is a saying
'A grain should boil till it becomes rice:

Correct, you tried to boil,
l could not boil.

Hmm,When are you leaving?

There is one small problem,

l need one lakh rupees,

l have requested
some of my friends,

As soon as l get
the money l will leave.

ln our game of love,
he was happy abou this exit,

l was sad about
my time of entry,

Should l talk to him once?

lf I wanted him l would have
carried him on my shoulders and come,

But he said a few words that,

Love was just attraction.

He is like a pen
without a refill now.

Why should boys always sacrifice,
let us become a Devdas once too.

Why are you sad?

Nothing, l am not
getting the loan anywhere,

Why worry when there is gold at home,
pawn the gold and fly happily.

No, l don't want,

lf you wanted it,
you would not have gotten the money.

Some times tears are a sign of happiness,
while smiles are a cover up of sadness,

l will never be able
to repay your good will,

Oh so there is no plan of
returning back my money?

No, at present l don't
have anything to give you.

l had already decided that
l would leave this bike for you.

You have to drop me
to the airport in this bike.

l dropped the boy who
dropped out of my life to the airport.

Since then there has been
no calls, no letters, no memories.

A fence in its thorn, Snake in its teeth,
Datura in its seeds have poison in them,

But boys have it
right in their hearts,

Not all men are the same,

Hello, yes l had.

A bomb has gone
off in my heart,

l will express my feelings
later with the meanings.

What rice item you like to have?

Bisi Bele Bath.

Do you know how to prepare it?

Ya Actually.

l have no idea,
l think they use wheat flour in it.

Such a poor kiddo, so innocent, does not
even know how to open the chocolate wrapper,

Let's walk to the
farm and eat something there.

l am not a tribal
to eat in a farm,

we were born like wise,

Come it will be a
good change over for you.

You forgot the umbrella,
l should forget you instead,

Wait,

Here hold the umbrella,
You will get wet if it rains,

Big deal, let's get wet if it rains,

Why do you have reminder
on your phone for everything.

My memory is too powerful,
that's why.

Your flashback story was good,

But no matter how much a girl tries to become
a Devdas she will never be able to grow a beard,

Looks like we entering
someone else's farm.

Every guy looks forward
to stamping their pole,

You are thinking so much
to jump across someone else's pole.

Ha Ha, Jumping,
seeing or doing is all secondary,

But l first apply for a license,

And then enter the heart directly.

The rainbow is so colourful.

Wow, Look at that.

Come come,

'' Her touch will feel like heaven ''

There is nothing to eat here.

Wash your hands first.

Later we will go.

Hey, Where is my chain?

Oh shit, you kept it here?

l don't know get it back now.

l don't know how to swim,
please l don't know how to swim,

l don't know how,
but l want my ring back.

l had kept it as my
grand-dad's memory,

l will kill you,

l am now looking at the
second most beautiful girl in this world.

Who is the first one?

Yourself, but when you smile.

Hee.!!! smile.

My heart has taken a new turn,
Nurturing this love starts from this moment on,

''The very second your heart knows that this is the girl,
A beautiful song takes birth there, ''

Feelings are best described
when sky changes its colour,

I'm so much immersed in love,
which insist my heart to fly

ln the garden of my heart,
memories bloom like flowers,

Those cute little words, your beautiful eyes,
haunting me every moment.

The melody of your smile,
has struk my heart like an arrow,

A kind of new disturbance
has started in my heart

How could you forget to help me out
from the disturbance ?

Dear, O, Dear. You opened the windows of my heart!

Shower me with your love,
without any expectations.

A set of new expectations has been flowing around

Bless me with your love and take me close,
without wasting any time,

Act as if your searching me,
by blinking your eyes

Concentrateon the language of love
without seeing any words

haunting me every moment.

Hello

Have you guys already decided?
exchanged Thamboolam already?

l don't know about Thamboolam,
But my heart has been exchanged.

Does she feel the same?
May be.

Wait, l will confirm with her.

Dr. Ithihasini, she is the same girl
who was in that photo with Amar,

Hey, where are you?

Amar and Ithihasini are at temple
she is not her,

l have my doubts after seeing
a doctor certificate here,

Did you tell them anything?

No, l was confused so i disconnected the call
and called you up immediately.

Don't tell them anything yet.

l will find out who she
really is and give you a call.

Okay, but have you
seriously exchanged your heart?

lt is my heart,
not a showroom.

Hey what's up!

This is Pradeep, today's
news on Radio City 91 .1 FM is that..

The voice of Radio City
is mute with no noise,

l was listening to that story you were sharing on radio,
by any chance is it your brother's story?

Yes.

Where is he now,
where has the story come to now?

How is the weather
on your end?

Weather was good
but it changed just now.

lt is because you,

Wheredid you do your
M.B.B.S?

ln a college.

l meant which college?

You ask me in which hall are we getting married,
l will give you an answer.

Moreover, l don't want to know about the stops
that have passed, l want the stops that are next,

Feels like i missed
a stop somewhere.

Ha ha Okay, tell me
how did you fall in love with your ex?

We fell in love out of misunderstanding,
we broke up after understanding.

Forget it.
Which subject did you specialize in?

l have gotten bored of studying
the subject for so many years.

Let's not talk about it,
ask me about something else.

l told you about my ad completely right,
Now you tell me something about yourself,

Okay, l studied in
Bhuvamma Medical College

Bhuvamma Medical college,
where does it come?

lt will come where ever you want,
Just listen to me,

Specialized in Apocopology,

Ah! Apo..

lt isa medical term,
a common man will not understand.

Okay, can l see your doctor certificate,
l always wanted to see one

l understand that you now know the situation,
how did you find out?

l found out who Ithihasini is.

Why all this drama?

Who are you, why did you do all this?
these questions are pricking my heart now.

Actually, l came here to give something,
meanwhile your sister gave a phone call,

l pretended to be
Ithihasini on the phone,

Came to know you are coming
here to meet Ithihasini,

She is little dumb,
She would agree to any random guy,

So, l made up a prank to test you.

So i was the laughing stock,
Why were you here?

l came here to give a
wedding invitation.

Who's wedding?

My parents, who else will it be,

lts Mine.

Don't you believe me?

No.

Nandini weds Harish.

ln both Bhandana and Mungaru Male Movies,
the heroine's name is Nandini.

ln both the movies
hero ends up alone.

My life also has the
same fate.

Okay time for me to leave,

Before leaving lock the door
and drop the key in the pot.

This is Rachna on Radio City 91.1 FM
hosting ''Chow Chow Bath''

Because R.J Nethra is on leave today,

Remember the story l was narrating
about the boy in Coorg on his way to meet the girl.

Now he has fallen in love with the girl,
apparently, she is not the girl he was supposed to meet.

Actually, who is this girl, what would happen..
l will tell you in detail.

ln sometime.

Hey, duplicate Nandini, wait,

Hey duplicate Nandini,

The date on the card you
showed me has been expired, right?

Another drama to avoid me.

l will tell you something
duplicate Nandini.

l don't need who are you,
where you have come from.

But l have seriously
fallen in love with you,

lf l ever get married
it will be you.

Hey, you wished to eat carrot
and why are you ending up with radish now?

Sometimes the journey
seems memorable than the destination.

Actually l fell in love with you,
as soon as l saw you today morning while taking snaps.

You fell in love with me
the minute you saw me?

Love is blind,
it has no boundaries

lf you sit down and think, the person is good or bad,
educated or not, it will be again an arranged marriage.

So,

So now you are the
needle and l am the thread.

Like how the needle and thread come together,
l have decided to spend my entire life with you.

That is the end for all your drama.

Hmm, How sure are you
that l will feel the same.

Ha ha, If you throw a ball against a wall,
won't the wall return the ball back,

Such a sweetheart you are, If l love you,
won't you love me in return,

Even a great cricket player
might have dropped atleast one catch in his life.

What if l am that
drop catch in your life.

Love is like death in slow motion,
l have had my share of experience.

There are many advantages of falling in love,
Speaker always sounds right,

Your parents don't need to worry about finding a guy,
you already know where the guy fills the petrol and how big
his wallet is.

Also, there is no question
of dowry in a love marriage,

So, will you not ask for dowry?

Thanks for asking me
about my marriage,

Dowry is a cancer that has spread in our society.
It should be completely eradicated.

What if the girl's father insists.

He insist or persist,
l will not accept dowry.

But for the sake of her safety,
l will request for a few things.

What are those things?

lmagine l get married
to a beautiful girl like you.

Okay.

Thanks, now after our wedding.

We sing a duet, run around trees in Ooty, for that cold
weather and your father's dreams of becoming a grand
father.

lmagine you conceive.

l will not imagine,
but continue.

l will be always travelling on work,

At the same time my wife,
that's you, may have go for delivery.

You can't walk around
the road looking for an auto,

So for your safety a car
with A.C will be good.

What else?

Due to ill fate or jealous people,
l end up losing my job,

We end upon the streets
as l will be bankrupt to pay rent,

To avoid any such situations,
a 60x40 site.

By hook or crook
l will build a house.

l will name the house after you.

But, i will register it in my name.

Then l will be working hard outside.

You will be alone at home,
so an LCD T.V would entertain you.

No need of 3D features

But l will pay the cable fees.

What if you die with an
expired insurance policy.

Huh..!

l will ask my father to deposit
some money in the bank.

Yes, that is a very good idea.

Even her spit is sweet.

All men are the same,
there is no end to your greed.

Yeah right! We are the ones asking
for reservations everywhere.

Men act like Devdas for a couple of days,
you forget everything once you see another girl.

Nobody smokes a cigarette for the smoke,
when we get high on a cigarette like you,
smoke is natural,

ln the name of love,
you men spoil lives.

We fall in love at first sight,
and wait for the whole life.

You break-up and forget us in a second,
though you love for the lifetime

You men are the ones
following us around like dogs.

Okay, okay.

Let your Pomeranian walk ahead,
Our Doberman shall follow it.

Okay, tell me where have we come?

l grow mushrooms here.

Such a big palace to
grow mushrooms?

Though the jackfruit is huge,
Isn't the pulp inside small.

Now tell me your
flashback story from beginning.

No chance, ladies first,
you tell me who are you first.

There is no first or last in a circle.

You tell me your story first.
l will tell you mine when we walk back home.

Lets enter my flashback
through this front door.

Statutory warning, Shhh, please
close at least one of your ears.

Mornings are spent in gym,

Noon playing carrom,

Evening with rum.

That is how we end up our day,

Words that we make up

Become our anthem,

Hum the tune if you like it,

Seal your ears if you don't,

Girls around shining like a star,

Faces filled with smiles.

When you try going close,

They become not reachable.

Shameless we are,

Cold hearted a little

Sweet and spicy,

Our life is a mixture of both.

My heart is simple,

lt is an old model.

To meet new girls.

There is always a temple.

We don't know the existance of God,
but we still visit temples.

Field clear.

We don't know whether we get a job or not,
but we still attend interviews.

We don't know whether we will pass or fail,
but we still fill up the answer sheet.

We are here in this
temple today.

Where students expecting
to fail have lined up.

bribe God to pass them in exams.

Let us go and have a little chat with them,

over to our reporter Kasthuri,

Let us interview the devotees here,

Tell us,why do you
visit temples?

To share my problems
and to seek some solutions.

To minus my sins
and to boost my fortunes.

Okay, What are your reasons?

Mangala, Aarathi, Deepa,
Pushpa, Archana, Shanti.

What?

Shanti, for peace of mind.

Any other reasons to
visit temples?

What other reason, dude?
Prasadam, to eat prasadam.

Dude, Anything from a girl's hand is so tasty

Who gave you that Prasadam?

Some homely girl over there gave me dude.

Homely girls are hard to find.

But in temple every girl
will be dressed up homely.

Uday, can you hear me?

Hey,

Dude,
Hey.

Please excuse us
take a short break!.

Tell me dude,

What did you pray for?

l prayed for all three of us,

Hope we clear the exam,
end up working in the same office together,

What about you?

My not pass okay,
but he do not pass,

Hybrid of Kannada plus English,
your English paper will burn up in smoke.

Aah.

l asked God to pass my exams,
only if you all clear the exams as well

What if we all fail?

Don't worry about them God,
just make sure l pass.

Hello, is it?

Hey guys, results are out.

We spent the whole night
trying,

But it came out early morning,
the results,

Passed in Kannada,

But just fail in Maths.

The other subjects?

Completely fail.

Kannada victory.,.

English tragedy.

Maths complete horror story.

Oh Shit!
l failed in English bro,

it is unpossible.

You wanted to pass alone
and wished both of us to fail.

Now see God bowled a googly
and made the three stumps fall at once,

We both of three members failed and proved,
3 dimerent bodies but 1 soul.

Three wheels but same engine,
likean auto rickshaw,

Credit card had credit,

Debit card had debit,

But the marks card
had no marks in it.

The subject is very interesting,

Let's study for another year.

Madam is also so nice.

Like every other day l was walking
back from the Andalamma park,

lt happened to be love at half sight anyways.

The meaning of
love at half sight is,

''A feeling of love taking flight in my heart,
with just a glimpse.

She is the guiding light of my life,

She is the mother
of my naughty kids.

She may be a
widow or married.

But l wish to live and die
in her arms''

This is not the meaning
of love at half sight anyways.

Girl is smokin hot man !!

Somehow l have to
make her fall in love with me''

This is the meaning of
love at half sight.

Not a girl who doesn't
make me turn around and look for her

Never troubles again
and again in my dreams,

She doesn't have curly
hairs neither blue eyes,

But l don't know,
l fell in love with her.

Madam,
when l look at you,

lt feels like you are the
pole and l am the rope.

Look how all the
ropes are hugging the pole,

l don't know why,
but my left hand is itching today.

Look at my sandal
it is already torn a little.

lt is not like you are
the most beautiful.

l felt like falling in love
with you when l looked at you.

You are not a stud anyways.

l don't even feel like being
friend with you when l look at you,

Oh,

lt is okay even
you don't fall in love,

But do not
reject a friendship.

You can buy a pen
if you lose one.

But if you lose a pen cap
you will never find a new one.

Loafer.

Every girl looks
nice from behind.

But only a few looks
nice from front.

There was something
wrong with my eyes that day.

She looked like the most
beautiful from every angle.

l had this habit of
trying to hit a target.

But l always
missed the target.

One fine day.
Surey l don't know which tree it is.

But under that tree.
l realized one thing.

lnstead of trying
to feed many birds.

What if l tried with
one bird.

Wont the bird bite the grain,
at least once.

l decided to apply this
new found logic.

Sure, l will make
friendship with her.

How difficult it is to tie a lace,
once you wear a shoe.

Why are you following me?

Don't you come behind me,
Okay.

You don't respect women,
don't you have a sister?

l do have,

But l don't have girlfriends,

My brother is
blackbelt in karate,

Your brother is just

But l always prefer black belt.

One second let me check,

Yes black belt.

Boys too have virginity.

Chained dog coming behind,
walks away when you free it,

But you always come behind me,

But,

My sincerity level is greater
than dog's.

l don't believe in all such things.
l am not that type of a girl,

Even l am not that
type of a guy either,

Please note.

My phone is not working from morning,
l am fed up with it, don't irritate me.

ls it,
Let me check, give me,

9845..

lts good, its ringing.

You seem like a nice guy.

Yes, for sure,.

Friends.

Remember only friends,

Take down my phone number.

l already called up
my number from your phone.

Girl after resisted newly to the area,
Won't she come to beauty parlour ?

Some bikes don't start
with a single kick,

But l don't give up that easily till it starts

When a girl sits on the bike
covering her face holding onto you,

lt is clear that
she has fallen in love,

Where are we?

This is my favourite place.

l come here
regardless of how l am feeling.

Have you ever fallen in love?

There were a few who
knocked on the door of my heart,

But none of them
dared to open it and enter.

Don't you want to
know about me?

l don't think about
the balls l have beaten,

l concentrate on the ball
l am going to face next.

l haven't had a crush
on anyone yet,

Close your zip.

Ha ha,
There is nothing inside.

Oh shit,

l thought you were
talking about my bag zip.

l was talking
about your bag zip itself.

l just dropped her home,
she is calling me so soon.

Tell me,

Kush, what are you doing?

Drinking coffee,

Watch the news now.

What's the matter?

Just watch the news
and then come to college.

At the end of the wedding lunch,

lf the water glass is empty.

lt is quite obvious that
it is waiting for buttermilk.

We stood wearing
the uniform of love.

But name badge was
with friendship written on it.

Yummy.

This lemon rice is awesome.

l prepared it with
yesterday's rice.

That is why it is
too good in taste,

You like lemon rice a lot,
right?

l like Ginnu a lot,

But l am hungry enough
to eat anything now.

Eat nicely.

Did you watch the news
l told you about.

Yes l watched.

But there was
nothing interesting in it,

lt was about some murder..

That murderer is not
your brother right?

It's not the murder

The news reporter wore a nice ring

l have always wanted
to wear that kind of ring.

l come from a family that visits a temple to pray,
not to see what everyone is wearing.

Moreover,

l have already borrowed
money from my sister for exam fees,

l can't ask here again.

Am l not demanding
you to get it now?

Eat quickly and empty the box,
l have to go back home.

Love is nice, sacrifice is forever, but friendship is magically,
beautiful, A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Send me your account number
l will deposit the money.

Thanks dude, l will message you right away,
deposit as soon as possible.

The bird is enjoying
the grain nicely.

Aaahaha.

Look at that smile on your face.

The one who once said love is meant only
for fiction, ended up in love marriage.

The Creator of Premaloka
ended up in an arrange marriage.

We can't say what
exactly love and life is.

Shake your thoughts
and turn them around.

l knew the moment
you asked me for a pencil.

You would ask me
for a eraser soon.

l want to see you in saree.

Yes, You will see me in
a saree on my wedding day.

But will you be
standing next to me?

Or waiting in the guest queue?

Lets see,

To have a child after marriage,
one has to wait for nine months

A few seconds are enough,
for friendship to turn into love.

l love you, one.

l love you, too.

Same as this,

You will always fulfill all my wishes,
after our marriage right?

Does anyone feed a fish
even after it gets hooked to the rod.

Congrats dude,

Thanks dude,

What does
l love you one, mean?

Ha ha, It means
you are the first one in my life.

She said l love you two.

Don't mind.

How is your love story
going on?

Statutory warning,
please close one of your ears,

Hi hi hi.

Feeling so cold out here, right?

Will u leave your hand?

l said, will you leave your hand
which is holding mine.

What happened?

Nothing,

For a second, i felt like the
doors of heaven were opening.

What happened, you look
turned off without remote.

Then what,

You ask me to leave the hand,
Which l am supposed to hold it for life time.

Nothing like that,

My favorite T.V show is on,
l have to go now

From onwards
l will let you hold my hand,

then while leaving i will leave my hands

Yes, yes.

We need 5 runsfrom 1 ball,
l am confident that you can do it.

Last week he said the same
and cost us 500 bucks.

Hello, is it.

Okay, l will be there in

Okay bowl.

Actually we needed
5 runs om 6 balls.

When l couldn't score
a single run in 5 balls,

Will l score 5 runs in 1 ball?

Why did you call me?

l need to buy a hard disk,
come with me.

Sorry, hero has date problem,
heroine has rate problem.

l have an exam today afternoon,

Were you playing cricket,
having exam?

Don't we boys stare at other girls,
even after we are engaged.

Don't peddle the cycle too much,
chain gets cut.

l wish,

l wanna play cricket with you,

Why so?

Every guy wishes to
play Kabbadi with a girl,

but you alone..

After Spending Days in Love,

There was awaiting
a breaking news,

What the.

Fine?

Ah,

Fine.

Dude, Did you hear
about the big news?

No.

Shall i tell you?

Tell me, but l am not goin to listen.

A suitable alliance has come
to meet Kush's girl Priya today.

Kasthuri, what is happening there?

Yes Uday, there is a lot of
disturbance here, l can't hear anything.

There truly was a lot of disturbance
l could hardly hear anything.

l was not smoking cigarette in tension,

l was enjoying my food.

Like a lightning in the sky,

My girl walked into the room.

Why didn't you pick up my call?

There was no strength
in my hand.

How did you know
that l was here?

Kasthuri told me.

l need to talk to you.

Why you are sad?

l have run out of gas at home.

There is an extra
gas cylinder at home,

Looks like there is going
to be a big event coming soon.

l don't want love,
don't want a lover either,
l will live with the memories..

You look different today.

No matter how experienced
you are in the past,

You must pretend as
first timer in your first night.

lf not anything you
will at least save some face.

Words that l speak
may be vulgar,

But when they come from the heart,
they have some meaning l suppose,

l think you are worried
about something else.

l will leave now,

l am leaving now,

Do you need money
fair for the auto-rikshaw?

Heyy.

Why do you have to
report everything to her?

Sorry.

She told me that her parents are
thinking of her marriage at home.

So she wanted to talk
to you seriously about it,

When the tongue gets hurt,
it heals.

But when the tongue hurts
others in speech, it never heals..

l need to apologize her,

Sorry.

Okay.

Did the gas cylinder
get delivered?

Yes, free delivery,

Sometimes you don't
understand my feelings at all.

When things are too close,
you can hardly see,

But as they drift away,
you see everything clearly,

l was not sure if l could
throw colours at her.

But within.

We laughed and danced
playing with colours,

Our ill fate sat in the Innova car
Watching us from far,

Who was that?

My brother.

Huh..??

Your brother, the
karate black belt brother right?

lt is okay, you have
cleared your exams right,

You find some job or the other.

Some how he might
agree.

Actually,

l have failed in Maths,

My brother kicks by you saying,
You are as good as one without anything,

Nothing to worry.,

My friend is starting a new company,
l will be the manager there.

When in need,
people will help you light a candle,

But they leave
when they are done,

And you will have to
pay for the candle yourself,

l will take care of everything,

All l could hear on that fateful day,
were the sounds of breaking glasses.

Probably they were all
signs of a break up.

Let us run away.

Why run, let's take an auto,

Kush.

Then what,

How can l run away with you,
leaving my sister alone.

What do we do then?

Let's wait for another 2 years,

No way,

My parents won't agree,

lf thats the thing,

Then let's come together,

And give birth to a new life,

Then your parents will agree..

l don't think l can live
with someone like you,

l nurtured a beautiful flower,
with my dreams.

Today l stand with tear filled eyes,
as it sliped away from me.

Get lost..

You are not the only
heroine in the cinema.

for a girl if you can have such an attitude,
l am a guy, you think l don't have some?

Even a pet dog bites
when you step on it's tail,

But it repents later.

l too faced the same situation,

After ordering by2 coffee,
l alone used to drink them both,

l sat in wait of her phone call,

What the luck,

Credit card, mobile offers, loan offers
were all the calls my phone received,

There was no call
from her at all,

That day l realized how difficult it is
to live without the loved one in my life.

Finally sachin scored his
100th century.

Where have you been
all these days?

l will tell you everything later,

Come to the park in
half an hour,

Half an hour!

But where are you?

l am at the Spa getting ready,

l will be there in half an hour,

Will she really come
in half an hour?

A guy never come on time,

A Girl gets ready late everytime.

But the surprise is,

We both were ready and
met at the exact time.

Cigarette, alcohol, paan,
kaini, gutkha, marijuana, drugs,.

None of them can compete with the high
a sight of your girl in saree can give.

You look very happy today.

Because l am with kush
that is why.

Was there any talks
in your house?

Lets not talk about that,

How do l look today?

No matter how much you paint a crow,
It will be a crow, never a peacock,

A Peacock is always a peacock,
It looks beautiful.

Especially with it swings open.

Okay okay,

Come let's go,

lt is not good omen
to ask where we are going.

Yes correct.

Without knowing the route if you get into a bus,
it takes you to unknown places.

But l was not sure where she would take me,
she showed me a wonderful time.

First she treated me to have Ginnu.

Then she played book cricket with me.

Finally she took me
to my favorite bridge.

But by then my doubts had cropped up,
That the next stop of heaven might be hell

Here, l boughtyou
a costly gift for you.

l can't believe that
you are giving me a gift,

Not bad..

l don't see the ring l gave you.

She was always like an electric spark,

But now she stood silent.

Just 10 minutes left for
the end of the world.

Why are you silent,

l thought you wanted to talk to me?

l don't know how to tell you,

There were no dark clouds
in the sky that day,

But a storm was growing in my heart,

Saw some lightnings in her eyes.

l know exactly what has happened.

You don't worry,

Your parents might have
selected a boy for you in middle,

That must be your engagement ring,

The sparkle of the gold tells the story.

Look,

l have tossed out my sim card,

l will never call you again.

l will delete my
Facebook account too.

lf l ever,

See you at polio or theatre
queue in the future,

l will walkaway and not disturb you,

But, if you get
married and widowed,

Or your husband ditches you,

Don't think twice
about coming back to me,

But, If l am married
to someone by then,

Don't even think of me
in your dreams,

Because, l don't wanna put a girl through
the same that you have put me into.

Take back your gift,

Costly gift.

lt is like an expired medicine now,

lt will kill than heal.

But you've always
wanted a gift from me.

So this is like a last wish
granted before the death sentence,

You think you've fulfilled
all my dreams, my wishes..

With one day's worth of happiness,

You are giving me a
lifetime worth of tears free,

But why should l cry,
when l still have a future.

But, in this temporary life,
l did have one permanent dream.

That was to spend
this life with you.

But!

While riding bike,

l never wore a helmet
when l was with you,

Because, l was proud to show
myself with you to the world,

l should have understood when you sat on
my bike covering your face with a veil.

My last words for you,

Live happily, no matter where you are,
what you are,
with whom you are,

l am already an
ex-boyfriend now,

l can't say anything more..

Good Bye..,

Why you go by walk,
wait l will drop you.

You have already dropped me now,

From now onwards l have to
start walking and working out.

Want to impress new girls.

That day l felt a
500hp motor run in my heart,

But l did not let tears
flow out of my eyes.

She stood there
with a few tears

Which were of no use.

My mind has gone numb,

My heart drowning down,

This moment now l can hardly feel,

feeling like listening to
the opinion of my tears

Life was on the fast lane,

But in one way,

That too in an opposite direction,

l was in the temple
to clear my thoughts,

God appeared
from the opposite side.

Good morning,.

Sir, l was just
thinking aboutyou.

Look,When you open a soda bottle,
gas naturally run up,

What happened to your results?

Sir 98%.

92%.

Ha ha.

Look, a lie should be so good,
That even the truth should believe it,

Sir, the maths subject you lectured,
has committed suicide sir.

How can you be so
cool about life, Kush?

How will you lead your life?

Everything is planned already sir,

l will get married
with my parent's money,

And live my life on
the dowry money.

Kush as a friend
can l give you an advice?

Yes sir,

Treat me as a friend,

Okay dude.

Aah..!

That is the reason sir,

Footwear should always be kept outside

Ha ha ha,.

lt is okay, dude,

Look, It is clear that
you are not interested in studies,

lnsert a kama for it,

lnsert Kama?

No need, end it with a full stop.

Why shouldn't you work
in an Advertising company?

l will recommend you,

Take this,

Attend an interview in this company.

You always come up
with unique ideas,

You will be quite successful there.

Sir, b,b, but you have always
hated those same ideas,

Kush,when the school bell rings in the morning,
kids drag their feet to school unhappily,

But when the same rings in the evening
they run out happily,

The same way,

With time even
our thinking changes,

Sir,

l was the one who hit you on
your head on the send of day,

l was the one who wrote a fake letter
to your wife accusing you of an illicit affair,

You know them too.

After all this,

You still have concern on
me and my life in your heart

You are a true teacher sir,

l have a bad back pain,

But still l will fall to
your feet for blessings.

l thought an interview
would be in an AC room,

But mine is on the
roadside shop.

Usually children cry
while joining to school,

But here teachers
are crying,

Am l that hopeless?

What to do, l am unable to think
of a concept for this product.

Same here,

Hi

Ramesh,
Hi.

Hi, Suresh,
Huh.,!

Ramesh.
Oh, Suresh.

Actually what is the problem?

One second.

Shall we ask him for an idea?

Him!

Let's see,

Sometimes it rains
in the summer too.

How important a shoe is for the feet,
Helmet is equally importartant for the head,

Can you come up
with an idea for a helmet Ad?

Sir..

Lord Ganesh sir.

Ganesh?

lmagine goddess Parvathi is having a shower,

Ganesha goes out to
buy her a shampoo,

Speeding on his Rx-135,

By that time Ganesha
meets with an accident,

Ganesha loses his head
in that accident,

Paravathi feels sad and cries.

Lord Shiva then makes an entry,

Fixes a right side slept
elephant head onto Ganesha.

Next time Ganesha's friend,

While doing wheelie in a Pulsar

Even he loses his head,

Ganesha runs to get Shiva's help,

After some thought Shiva speaks out

''l can't keep fixing everyone's head,
here you go:' and he hands him a thing.

Guess what?

Helmet sir!
Helmet.

Well done, well done.

Wait, sir is busy now.

Hey, He is our boss.

Huh..! Sir, sorry sir..

l was involved in work
couldn't notice you,

lt is okay, this is what a concept is,
you both hardly do this.

l appoint you as the
creative head of this company,

And these two are your assistants,

l want you to start from today itself,

Mr.Suresh and Ramesh.

Create a story board for my
concept and meet me soon.

Sir, these guys are very lazy,
they work like rain on a summer day.

Hello Sir, we are calling from An Ad agency,
we will pay you 30,OOO please work for us,

Hello Sir, work with us
we will pay 40,OOO..

Offers were flowing in,
but l had a better idea.

Every movie has a
group of friends,

And a Hero in it.

At the end,
hero becomes successful in life,

His group of friends stand
by him and give a nice smile,

But l was different,

l opened an Ad agency
in partnership with all my friends,

Oh Lord, this old age is killing me,

My body is bent with
no strength left in me,

Either give me a quick death,

Or give me back my youth,

Ha ha ha ha,..

Cut it,

2 close, 1 mid, 1 wide,
okay,. So this is the story,

Madam jumped so nicely.

Watching her, tickled all my senses,

Dude, It will look great if the
perfume bottle came spinning into the frame,

We can do that using special effects,

Dude, l am unable to think of any concept
don't know what to do now?

Why don'tyou ask the
newbie's in the company,

Beauty that you couldn't find on Fashion channel,
will you find them on BBC news channel?.

Modify the youtube video which i sentyou

Steal an idea?

ln local it is stealing,

Call it as inspiration,
In style,

The seeds that we sow with hardwork,
will reap benefits in future.

Like the electricity bills come each month regularly,
life was going on smoothly.

When l was single,
life felt lonely.

When l was with her
it felt like
there was something extra in my life.

But after she dumped me, l started to feel like
there is nothing left for me in life.

No matter how bigger the door is,
there is a need of small bolt to it.

Me too felt to have a life partner
to share my life with.

When such thoughts of
wedding crop up,

Our favorite heroine
comes to my mind,

Or memories of our girl who left
me lonely fills up my mind.

ln order forget them all and to start fresh
l decided to buy a plant and walked into a nursery.

But l ran into the one
whose memories fill up heart.

As l look at her, feels like
l am falling in love again,

But you ended up breaking
the only heart that l had,

ln every guy's life there is that one girl
who is so close yet so far,

And in every girl's life there is that one guy
whose memories can never fade away,

First love to a boy,
and first delivery to a girl,
gives both happiness and pain,

lf the child birth is with her first love
that brings even more joy,

She liked it,
but did not add a comment.

l will give you a call.

l will say you Bye,..

Were you not curious to see
the guy she was getting married to?

There is no need to worry about the charger,
after loosing the mobile.

l did'nt go because, l would'nt know how to react
when the photographer requests me for a smile.

l was like a burnt out bulb after she left me,
but l feel a lot better now,

Does it still sting in your heart?

Yes a little,

do you make any profits out this.

l grow them as a hobby not for profits,

l wish my mum was here,
she would have cooked some mushroom manchurians,

Very tasty,

have you done any cooking course?

my sister always felt sick with hotel food,
l learnt cooking for her.

Let's leave, it looks like it is going to rain.

What next after mushroom?

Do you want you see honey bee?

Ho..You harvest honey also?

Yes honey, follow me,

This is Rachna on Radiocity 91.1 FM, at ''Chow Chow Baath''

Nethra is on leave and l am filling in for her,

Remember the story l was narrating,.

about the guy in Coorg on his way to meet the girl.
Now that guy is with the duplicate girl,

Both are together,
sharing their past,

Now, Will he fall in love with Ithihasini
or this duplicate girl, is the big question,

This interesting story will continue, till then..

Snake!

Oh God!

Oh my God!

oh what happened!!

God!

l was so happy all this while,
this snake bite looks to put an end to me,

Don't worry nothing will happen,

lt is not a snake bite it was just a thorn,
you were acting like a hero trying to save my life.

You have been playing with me since morning,
don't you have any feelings?

l am very serious about her
but, she is very silly.

Did you find out who she really is?

No, but now that l can't reach, it feels like sour grapes,

l will meet Amar and come back to Bengaluru tomorrow,

Don't worry, sometimes it takes time,
once she realizes, everything will be fine,

l went a little over board, he looks hurt,

Kush,wake up l need to apologise to you,

Please.

You want to spend your life with me,
l feel bad looking at you,

but my situation is complex.

My heart may fall in love with you,

but l will never let those feelings get to me,
l will never love you,

No,.i will never love you,

On this clear sky night,

Come into my life like full moon.

When my dreams are filled with your memories,

lt is such a beautiful feeling,

Lifeless this heart was,

You are theone it craves

lt blooms like a flower now,
A new beginning.

Erase away the memories
That pester my heart,
Come into my life,

Fill me up with new feelings
The feelings that bring beautiful dreams.

Come and shower me with these dreams,

Like my shadow you are my love,

Like the light you have driven away the darkness,

My tears were unnoticed by all,

Your hand held them, wiped them off,

There is no light after the sunset,

But you brighten up my life,

You are my light that wipes away the dark.

The feelings that bring beautiful dreams,

Why did you call me up here?

l have a few question for you,
will you answer them all?

Have you left any pending since morning,

Will you be my shade that protects me always,
my rainbow even when there is no rain.

l don't know about all that,

but l guarantee that the girl who is with me
will cry only when she is chopping onions.

l have a few problems in life,
Is that ok for you.

My first sim card is past its validity,
but l am still holding onto it,

Actually, our names when put together,
feels like we are made for each other,

Tell me your name?

Kushal, Kush

Kushi

My name is Kushi,

l am not a doctor
But MSc in agriculture, discontinued,

Mushroom, honey bee, l had thought so,

There another issue which is beyond your thought.

l am suffering from a weird disease,
Dr.lthihasini is my doctor
who is treating me,

Actually

The neighboring estate is my home.

l was here to pickup my medicine,
meanwhile your sister called..

l thought let me have some harmless fun with this guy,
but it turned out to be the best day l ever had,

l like you a lot, l want to spend my life with you,
will you hold my hand forever?

You are the one in my life now,
what is that disease you are suffering from?

It is too weird, l am scared to explain it,
l will tell you before we sleep.

No tell me right now,

Wow! Power cut.
Oh shit! Power cut,

l have always wanted to play a game
with my love on such a dark night.

Even our breath was careful,
not to blow away the light,

We played an old board game,
But dancing was my heart with love.

Mom is calling,

Hello, yes l will stay here for the night,

No l have not forgotten,
Ok ok,.

Do you want to talk to doctor,

lthi, my mom is on the phone.

Hello, how are you aunty?

She reminded me, l am cooking aloo paratha.

Okay aunty, bye good night,

Kush,one second let me call Ithi also.,

Hello Ithi, did you visit the temple,
you did vomit on the way, right,

l took my medicines,

you want to talk to mum..?
one second..

Mummy, Ithi wants talk to you,

Hello, how are you?
How was the temple?
So you are coming back tomorrow,

Everyday she wants Aloo paratha and dal.

Aloo and maidha,
so aloo paratha is getting ready.

Will it take an hour to prepare?

No, 45 minutes it will be ready.

l will tell you about my condition meanwhile.

You should never run out of gas when cooking,

your mobile should never ring when having a meal,
we will talk after dinner.

l will talk to her, l will talk,

Hi sister-in-law.

Who is this?

This is your sister-in-law,

What is your name?

What is there in a name,

Give me the phone.

Where are you?

Are you both together this late in the night?

Like all other girls,
your brain is filled with suspicions.
There is nothing happening here.

Where are you, what are you doing?

Both of us are still here,
for now l am preparing aloo parathas.

Aloo paratha?

Did she tell you about her?

She is opening up little by little,
l will give you all the details tomorrow morning.

Okay, just be careful,
should l call up Ithi?

No, please don't do that,
l will give you a call tomorrow,

Okay, good night.

She has fallen asleep.

My heart is on a new path,
l hopes he decides to spend her life with me,

Hello,
Hello.

This is Kushal, Rachna's brother.

Hi Kushal, l spoke to your sister,
She told everything, where is Kushi?

She is sleeping.

ls she alright?

She is fine, is there any problem.

Did she tell you about her disease?

She just told me she ha san issue,
but did not tell exactly,

She is suffering from Anterograde Amnesia,

She can only remember the events of a single day,
she forgets everything the nextday.

Three years back she went to drop her friend to the airport,
On her way back home she met with an accident.,

Hence forth, Everyday is like a new beginning,

She only remembers few things she likes the most,
she forgets the rest.

ln fact, she doesn't like what
she suffers from, hence forgotten the disease as well,.

So, everyday morning we need
to remind her of her condition,

She likes me a lot,
so she will remember me, right?

lmpossible,

She needs a lot of days
of interaction to remember,

Any how give me a call
after she wakes up,

We will reach home by evening.

l will talk to you then.

Kush,

Actually l can't remember
a day that has passed,

But l remember every minute
l spent with you.

Like the first dew drops
on green leaves,

l am happy for the first time.

Whatever happens,
you will stay with me right?

Kushal, you don't try
to wake her up.

She will be very confused.

There is a laptop and some tablets
in my cupboard.

Keep them both by her side,
she notices it when she wakes up,

By then she comes to know
about her condition.

l will call her mum and ask her
to give Kushi a call.

You don't worry about anything,

Everything will be okay.

Ya tell me,

l spoke to Ithi,

She told me everything.

Don't worry,

God is deliberately playing
such games with me.

lthi will talk to her parents today,
don't worry brother.

No dear,

lf she remembers me,
l will spend my life with her..

lf she doesn't remember me,

l will come back thinking all
this was just an attraction.

Don't do anything drastic,
take some time, don't worry,

Please, My head is spinning,

Hello brother.,

There is nobody here,

Hello, hello brother,

l will call you back.

Who are you?

Why are you crying?

Hello, why are you crying?

Nothing.

No nothing,
something fell into my eye,

l am Amar..

You are not Amar
l know Amar.

No, l am Amar's friend.

l have come here to meet him.

l am trying to call Ithi
but her phone is not reachable.

Did you take your tablets?

Please tell me
why are you crying,

l have a memory problem
l don't remember anything.

Please tell me
why are you crying?

Nothing there was
some dust in my eyes.

Amma had called,

Car is waiting to pick me up,

l need to leave,

Kushal

lt stopped raining.
So are the words too,

My love has collapsed into pieces,

Broken into pieces,
It now reveals all the tears

These tears are all
l am left with now,

My collection of dreams
have melted away,

The melted heart is dead now,

ln this death how do l find peace,

A farm rages in my heart,

As the farm fades away,

l see the love that l nurtured
as yielded no fruit,

Feelings, a hand full of memories,

are all l have earned today,

My tears speak of my feelings,

So much of feelings she
was filled with too,

but l have lost her today,

My love is dead,

So l have to build a grave,

l will keep a name to the grave.,

''Just a simple love story''

l met you at Ithi's house
today morning, right?

l am going towards the city,
come l will drop you.

No need,

l will walk, it's okay,

Do one thing carry me
and the scooter with you,

At least that will save some petrol,

You are Ithi's friend right,

You could have stayed till
the evening and met everyone,

No l have some urgent work,

What, you have to go back
to your wife and kids?

l am not married yet.

Girlfriends?

The first one was for your ex-girlfriend,

Second one was from me,

l am not cutting onions here,

But, l am crying.

You promised to stay with me forever,
now you are walking away after just one day?

So you remember me?

When l saw you
crying this morning,

l felt confused in my heart,

l felt like l knew you,

l felt like i have spoken to you,

l felt like you were
someone close to me.

l called up Ithi after
l reached home,

Daily, where l would be,.? with whom l used to
communicate?
To get to know such things.

lthi has given me a spy camera,

Through that spy camera
l relive my past,

Few things l remember,
few l don't,

Same way,

l watched every minute
l had spent with you,

Come inside,

l will call you later, bye,

Strong in the sense, one cup of milk,
one spoon filter coffee, little sugar,

You know it so well, the kitchen is
right there, make me a cup too.

Look at me,
look into my eyes,

Place me in her place,
and tell me your story,

lf i ever get married, it will be only with you,

You have been playing
with me since morning,

Don't you have any feelings,

l guarantee that the girl who is with me
will cry only when she is cutting onions.

My life will now
only revolve around you.

Your lovely talks,

Your story,

My silliness,

After watching all the
moments spent with you,

l realized the reason
for the confusion in my heart.

l have decided that you are the
medicine for all my issues.

lt's okay even
if l forget everything,

l just want to remember you,

l called up Ithi,

Spoke to your sister too,

Now l am standing here
with you in the rain.

You will always
stay with me, right?

l will stay with
you for whole life,

l will never leave you,

Even in the
hospital delivery room?

Ha ha ha ha,..

Come,

Shall l ride the scooter?

You like riding
other's scooter right?

Anyways scooter will be mine from now on right?

l have heard you keep
telling poems to yourself.

l will sing a poem,

You are the inspiration for it,

l will write a story too,

''A simple love story''

You are listening to
RadioCity 91.1 F.M,

This is Rachna hosting
the show ''Aithalakadi Morning';

The clouds have cleared
and the sun in out in Bengaluru.

l shall now complete the story
that was pending from yesterday.

The boy's name is Kush,

lthihasini is the girl
he was supposed to meet,

But, Kushi was the
girl he met in her place.

Now Kushi resides in
Kush's heart,

And both are very happy together,

So the reason behind
my happiness is that,

Kush is my elder brother,

At this happy moment, l am dedicating a simple song
for this simple love story.