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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:09,966 [BREATHING STEADILY] 2 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,031 [STEADY BREATHING CONTINUES] 3 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:37,733 [WHISPERING] Jessie. 4 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:42,172 Jessie, wake up. 5 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:44,348 JESSIE: Hmm. 6 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:45,393 Jessie. 7 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:48,135 - Get up. - Mmm. 8 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:50,180 [SIGHS] 9 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:54,402 What time is it? Did I miss the alarm? 10 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,360 No, no, we're good, we're good. 11 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,841 But you have to get up now 'cause I have something 12 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:01,104 really, really awesome to show you. 13 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,500 [SIGHS] 14 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:08,155 Did you draw a dick on my face? 15 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,200 - Uh-huh. - Gimme the pen! 16 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:11,767 - You think you're funny? - [LAUGHING] 17 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,899 I'm gonna draw a big, fat juicy dick on your face. 18 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,423 - Where's the pen? - Fuck off, dude! 19 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,773 - I have a surprise for you. - I don't believe you. 20 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:19,514 Stay down. Right here! 21 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:21,777 Get the fuck off me, dude! I have a surprise for you! 22 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,474 - I don't believe you. - Get your butt off me. 23 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,128 No, it's like the best fucking surprise ever. 24 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:26,434 - Is it a big surprise? - The biggest. 25 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,044 Get off. It's in Brandon's room. 26 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,264 I'm gonna kill you if you woke me up for no reason. 27 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,570 No, you're gonna love me so much, dude. Come on. 28 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:36,574 Oh, my God! 29 00:01:36,748 --> 00:01:39,186 I can't believe your brother shares a room with this guy. 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,275 I can't believe we share a house with the two of them. 31 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,450 ANGELA: Touché. 32 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:46,062 Wow, Brandon is such a perv. 33 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:47,890 ANGELA: At least he watches girl on girl, though. 34 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:50,197 Regular porn is like, so sad. 35 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:53,025 [WOMAN MOANING ON VIDEO] 36 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:55,724 - [EXCLAIMS] - Ugh! Oh, my God! 37 00:01:55,898 --> 00:01:58,335 - What? - Is she peeing? 38 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:01,251 I don't know. There's, like, so much. 39 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:04,341 I think so. That's a thing, though, golden showers. 40 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:05,821 - Gross. No. - No? 41 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:07,388 I'm not into it. Don't ever pee on me. 42 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,694 I kinda actually have to pee right now, though. 43 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,000 It's so far to the bathroom, dude. 44 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,045 - Okay! Ange, stop! - [SHRIEKS] 45 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,873 Stop, okay? What do you wanna show me? 46 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,353 Okay, close your eyes. 47 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:21,053 Okay, you can open them. 48 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:25,667 Oh, that's so pretty. Where is that? 49 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:29,323 That, my dear, is where you will be turning 17 next week! 50 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:31,716 - What? - Yeah. 51 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:32,978 There was a deal on Hotpons, 52 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,589 so I went ahead and bought it, 53 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,939 and we are going to Galveston for your birthday. 54 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,419 Surprise! 55 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,508 Oh, my God! Are you serious? 56 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,292 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! 57 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,946 [SHRIEKS] Look, look, look. 58 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,991 Here's the condo we'll be staying at, 59 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,385 and it has a pool and a hot tub. 60 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:50,387 And look, it's right on the beach. 61 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:51,823 [GASPS] 62 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,303 Holy shit, Ange. 63 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:56,567 This is so nice, but how? I mean... 64 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:59,135 [WHISPERS] Where'd you get the money for this? 65 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:02,530 Okay, so don't freak out. Um, I used our rent money. 66 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,053 But I already talked to Roderick, 67 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,011 and he gave us almost every shift this week, 68 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,622 so we'll totally make enough before we leave. 69 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,406 You used our rent money for this? 70 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:10,886 A week before rent is due? 71 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,583 Yeah, but, dude, we're working, okay? 72 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,411 So, we'll totally make it back. 73 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:16,413 I can't believe you didn't ask me about this. 74 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,937 I wanted to surprise you, dude. 75 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,331 Listen, Jessie. Your 16th birthday was shit. 76 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:23,464 Okay? And you've been talking about going to the beach 77 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:26,162 since I met you, and it's finally happening this week. 78 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:30,949 Unless you just, like, absolutely don't wanna go. 79 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:32,821 We still have two hours to get a refund. 80 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,649 But I really don't think we should, dude. 81 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:37,608 It's already paid for, and we already have the shifts. 82 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,220 Look at this. Right? 83 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:44,224 You deserve this. We deserve this. 84 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:46,965 [JESSIE SIGHS] 85 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:53,450 - Ten shifts each? - Straight money. 86 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:55,670 So, do you wanna go? 87 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,892 [SIGHS] 88 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,503 - Okay, yes. I wanna go. - [SHRIEKS] 89 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:04,505 Are you sure? Because I really want us to go. 90 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:05,941 Yes, I'm sure. You know what? 91 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,551 - We deserve this. - Uh-huh. 92 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,249 We work our asses off. If we want to go to the beach, 93 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,554 we're goin' to the fuckin' beach. 94 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,339 Let's go to the fucking beach! 95 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,036 [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 96 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,212 -[ANGELA WHOOPING] -♪ I got a reputation to uphold 97 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,779 - [SHRIEKS] Lemme see it! - Wait, wait, wait. 98 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,911 ♪ I can't hold it back, can only let it go 99 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,261 - Aaah! [SHRIEKS] - Dude, come on! 100 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,350 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up 101 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:26,222 ♪ You know that it's not necessary 102 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,746 ♪ Keep it down, keep it down now 103 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,227 ♪ They hate our voices when they carry 104 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:35,231 ♪ You've got a reputation to uphold 105 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:39,540 ♪ What's the closest emotion? 106 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,193 ♪ I want to explode 107 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:45,676 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah I want to explode 108 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:50,420 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah I want to explode 109 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:55,512 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah I want to explode 110 00:04:57,775 --> 00:05:00,169 ♪ Oh! 111 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,650 ♪ Just right quick while I'm changing direction 112 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,000 ♪ Lemme settle down, lemme ask you a question 113 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,481 ♪ Girl, how you feel? Don't lie 114 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,700 ♪ Can I keep it real? Don't lie 115 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:12,050 ♪ Gonna speak my peace before I lose control 116 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:14,357 ♪ Got a reputation to uphold 117 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:15,619 ♪ I thought that you should know... ♪ 118 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:16,664 NEIGHBOR: Hey. 119 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,230 Hey there. 120 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:19,667 Girls! 121 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,843 Hey! 122 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,497 One of y'all kids needs to mow that lawn! 123 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:24,802 Maybe you need to mow your lawn! 124 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,500 The city's gonna come down on you. 125 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:29,459 - The city's gonna cum on us? - "Come down"! 126 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,548 - No, no, that's her job! - Yeah! 127 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,118 Y'all are dirty, dirty girls. 128 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,773 [SONG CONTINUES] ♪ I want to explode 129 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:43,604 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah I want to explode 130 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,043 ♪ Oh! 131 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:53,309 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah I want to explode 132 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:58,096 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah I want to explode 133 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:02,797 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah I want to explode 134 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,540 ♪ Oh! ♪ 135 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,808 Don't you wanna go say hi to your mom? [CHUCKLES] 136 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:16,724 [SARCASTICALLY] Ha-ha. 137 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,598 Hey, you know, at least she has a job. 138 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,384 If you're gonna go from man to man, 139 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:26,298 you might as well get paid for it. 140 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,343 True dat. 141 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,134 [SONG ENDS] 142 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,701 WOMAN: Scrambled eggs. 143 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:41,662 I want sliced tomato instead of bacon, 144 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:45,361 an order of hash browns with cheese and onions, 145 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,450 and he will have... 146 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:50,584 Get out from under there. 147 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,063 Do you want a smiley-face pancake? 148 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,325 You better get out from under there 149 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,370 or you're not getting dessert. 150 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,678 And he'll have a smiley-face pancake 151 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,767 with whipped cream and chocolate chips and an orange juice. 152 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,551 No! I want chocolate milk! 153 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:02,639 No, you're getting an orange juice. 154 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:04,249 No! 155 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,121 I guess he wants a chocolate milk. 156 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,607 I swear to God, 157 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,522 if Crystal seats me with one more fucking toddler... 158 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,872 Uh, have you seen my section of olds? 159 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,656 The likelihood of one of them dying here tonight 160 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,092 is higher than I am now. 161 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:24,313 Speaking of-- ♪ I've got your green. ♪ 162 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:26,533 Meet me in the bathroom. Ten minutes. 163 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:29,361 Wait! Hey! Hey! 164 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,321 Angela. 165 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:35,367 I'm not meeting him in the bathroom again. 166 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,326 Who the fuck pisses in the middle of a drug deal? 167 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,068 I'll go. I'll punch him in the dick. I don't give a fuck. 168 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:42,592 Ladies. I need one of you to take off tomorrow morning. 169 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,202 I may have promised a shift to Crystal. 170 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,117 - No, sorry. Can't do it. - We have to make rent money. 171 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,684 I know, I know. 172 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,469 You're on the schedule at least 10 times. 173 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,340 It's only one shift. Who's gonna be the good guy here? 174 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,168 Dude, she's a hostess. 175 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:54,909 She doesn't even know how to wait tables. 176 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,172 At least I show up. And sober. 177 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,782 It's not gonna happen, so get over it. 178 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:00,349 Okay, ladies, that's enough. 179 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,525 I'm sorry, Crystal. Another time. 180 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,658 It's fine. I may just come in anyway, 181 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:08,009 for when they screw you by not showing up. 182 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,706 Language. 183 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,534 By the way, you have three down on table eight. 184 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,493 You're gonna need two boosters, asshole. 185 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:14,624 [MOUTHS] 186 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,322 - Jessie. Jessie. - Right this way. 187 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:25,069 Don't give me a reason to have to call her in tomorrow, okay? 188 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,202 Be here in the morning. 189 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,901 We will. [CLICKS TONGUE] 190 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:34,601 - [JESSIE SIGHS] - Bitch. 191 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,254 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV] 192 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,039 I'm gonna go with Ryan 193 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,171 and make sure it goes down like it is supposed to. 194 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,783 - Trust me, man. - I'm trying. 195 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,872 But that's a lot of money we talkin' about here. 196 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,135 Hey, my money's in this shit, too. 197 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:48,440 - Yeah, and mine. - See? 198 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,181 We're all in this together. 199 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:51,661 From here on out, we're not just 200 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,707 a bunch of dudes goin' in on a pound. 201 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,665 I feel like... 202 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,972 And maybe it's too soon to say, 203 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,365 but I feel like y'all are my squad. 204 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,933 Man. I been needing a new squad. 205 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:05,632 We are gonna build our squad on one thing: 206 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,548 - Trust. - Oooh! 207 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:11,028 Trust. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, baby! 208 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,247 My boy! 209 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,118 Yeah. Trust, man. 210 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:18,775 All right. Now, go on, have a drink, chill out. 211 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,908 I'll let you know when the deed is done. 212 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,518 What up? 213 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,738 Oh, and we'll hit you up from Ryan's phone, man. 214 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,348 Your boy's almost outta minutes. 215 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:28,959 DUSTIN: How was work? 216 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,440 Um... 217 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,399 Shitty as usual. What was that about? 218 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,969 Oh, let's just say that your big bro is about to make bank! 219 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,450 Me and my boys goin' in on a pound, cheap as fuck. 220 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,539 Wait, what? 221 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,715 Dustin, come on. I thought that you quit dealing? 222 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,935 What? I was waiting for the right business opportunity. 223 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,458 And I gots it. 224 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:50,764 Well, be careful, okay? 225 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,722 - Dealing's dangerous. - [DUSTIN GROANS] 226 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,769 We're gonna bounce now. Y'all gonna be up later? What's up? 227 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,249 No, we're not, 'cause we actually have to work tomorrow. 228 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,295 - So keep it down. - [SCOFFS] Sucks for y'all. 229 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,645 Not when we're at the beach next week. 230 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:03,646 DUSTIN: Do what? 231 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,301 What beach? 232 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,477 - Galveston. - How'd y'all swing that? 233 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,305 It's called a J-O-B. 234 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,698 Gross. 235 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,830 - Galveston's a piece of shit. - Fuck you! 236 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,050 Why don't y'all go to Destin? It's not that much further. 237 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,400 Well, we don't all have rich daddies to pay 238 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:21,272 for our bougie-ass vacations to fuckin' Florida, okay? 239 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,839 - Bougie! - Man, 240 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,711 how many times I gotta tell y'all. 241 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,451 He don't pay for my shit no more. 242 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,018 I gotta work for my allowance. 243 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,585 DUSTIN: Come on, pretty boy. 244 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,980 What an asshole. 245 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,330 Your brother, too. Fuck them all, dude. 246 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:37,985 [SIGHS] 247 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,291 Fuck, I'm tired, man. What the... 248 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,684 - Whoa! What the fuck? - Fucking knock! 249 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,468 Damn. What are y'all doin' in here anyway? 250 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,905 I heard some sexy stuff back there. 251 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,297 - Get the fuck out! - I wanna ask you something. 252 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,777 What do you want? 253 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,345 I just wanted you to know, in case you forgot, 254 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,173 I share a room with your brother, 255 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,696 and I really don't think 256 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,698 you'd want him to see something like this, 257 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,180 right here, on my computer. 258 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,529 That's not me, dude. 259 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,313 Why don't you turn around and prove it? 260 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,534 - Eww! Get the fuck out! - I know that's Angela's butt. 261 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,189 It's fittin' to be a full moon tonight. And every night! 262 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,147 It's always gonna be a full moon in my room! 263 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,062 - Bye! Good-bye! Bye! - BRANDON: Damn! 264 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,108 And you can use my computer anytime you want, 265 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:17,067 - but please give me that back! - No! Fuck off! No! Bye! 266 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,679 - Jesus. - We live with idiots. 267 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,638 These need to be washed, like, yesterday. 268 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,554 Well, we can leave early, go by your favorite Laundromat. 269 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,903 Fuck you. 270 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,252 I wonder how many guys 271 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,819 have to worry about their boxers 272 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,908 being stolen by creepy perverts at the Laundromat? 273 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,476 - None, I'm sure. - No, obviously not, and yet 274 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,783 this is still real-life shit that we have to worry about 275 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,523 when we wanna wash our clothes. 276 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,874 It's not only gross, it's fucking expensive. 277 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,658 When we get our own place, 278 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,660 the only thing that I care about is having a washing machine. 279 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:45,748 Uh-huh. 280 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,228 [BONG BUBBLING] 281 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,186 When you turn 18 you should just, like, 282 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,189 legally adopt me so we can go ahead and move out already. 283 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:55,584 [GIGGLES] I'm like four months older than you, you goof. 284 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,630 [SNIFFLES] Plus, it's not like Dustin's gonna tell anyone. 285 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,676 - Like, you could just leave. - [INHALING DEEPLY] 286 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,199 [EXHALES AND CHUCKLES] 287 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,549 Probably not, but either way, 288 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,334 you cannot leave me alone here with these two, 289 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,814 'cause I will literally die. 290 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,904 Jessie, I have told you, like, a hundred times, 291 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,863 I'm not going anywhere without you, okay? 292 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,126 When we move out, we move out together. 293 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,389 Dolphies, dude. 294 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,783 Dolphies. 295 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,177 My God, we're gonna see real dolphins soon. 296 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,527 Oh, I'm so excited. Are you happy? 297 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,050 Happy? I'm obsessed with this trip. 298 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,791 I can't stop thinking about it. 299 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,881 I know. Me, too. It's gonna be the best time. 300 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,622 Best birthday ever. 301 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:34,971 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 302 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,759 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 303 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,154 [ALARM BEEPING] 304 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,251 [SIGHS] 305 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:00,867 - [WHISPERING] Hey. - Hmm. 306 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,825 Rise and shine, little sleepyhead. 307 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,045 What time is it? 308 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,917 Time to get up for school. 309 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,006 I don't wanna go to school. 310 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,529 Well, you're in luck. 311 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,270 You quit school and you work at a diner 312 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:16,230 and you get to spend all day there. 313 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,145 That sounds awful, too. [GROANS] 314 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,278 It is, but... 315 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,803 in five days, we're gonna be at the beach, 316 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,022 - so that's something. - Hmm. 317 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,199 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 318 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,287 TONY: Yo! 319 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,072 Dustin! 320 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,426 - Who is that? - Come on, fellas! Damn! 321 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,949 Yo, ain't nobody here, dude. 322 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,429 Somebody here. Where else they gonna be? 323 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,734 Ain't got no damn job. 324 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,259 I think it's that guy from last night. 325 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,348 - He's with some kid. - TONY: Come on! 326 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,176 You know how suspicious you lookin' right now, dude? 327 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,091 I don't give a fuck how suspicious I look! 328 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,268 CEDRIC: Man, ain't nobody home. 329 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,966 - Dude, where you goin' now? - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 330 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,447 I see you! Hey, I see you! 331 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,057 You don't see nothin'! 332 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,842 What the fuck is he doing here? 333 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,887 - There's shades on the window. - Bro, I just seen somebody. 334 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,889 - You can't see nothin'! - Hey! Open the door! 335 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,806 TONY: I'm not leavin' without my money! 336 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,765 Fuck, I think he's trying to break the door down. Go, go! 337 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,856 CEDRIC: Bro, don't do it! 338 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,901 - ANGELA: What? What the... - Where those motherfuckers at? 339 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,772 You broke down our door! You gonna pay for that shit? 340 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,818 I ain't payin' for shit. Dustin! Ryan! 341 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,907 Ryan doesn't even live here! What are you doing, man? 342 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,343 I'm getting my money, that's what! 343 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,605 - What money? What the fuck? - [BANGING ON DOOR] 344 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,259 Hey, yo, Dustin, man! 345 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,435 Who the fuck is this? Get the fuck out of my house! 346 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,654 ANGELA: Dustin, come out and deal with your shit, man. 347 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,351 You broke our fucking door! 348 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,962 Fuck that door. Listen, bro, come here. 349 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,746 - JESSIE: Get the fuck out! - Who the fuck is this kid? 350 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,183 Hey, listen. This is what I need you to do. Listen. 351 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,793 - Get $500 worth of stuff. - BOTH: What? 352 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,665 You touch anything, I'm calling the fucking police! 353 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,275 - Where's the phone? - This is our shit, okay? 354 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,147 Dustin didn't pay for any of this! 355 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,800 - That's not bad. - Dude, I painted that! 356 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,019 You don't steal someone's painting! 357 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,934 JESSIE: Don't touch my PlayStation! 358 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,327 - Bro, I got something. - No! 359 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,676 - Let's go. - This is my fucking TV! 360 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,939 I got a TV for you, bro. Big-ass TV, too! 361 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,593 - Oh, there you go! Go! - Take it! 362 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,596 - Hell yeah, I want this. - Take it off my hands! Go! 363 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,685 ANGELA: Get the fuck outta here. 364 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:04,773 JESSIE: Thank you! Take it! 365 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,818 ANGELA: Out! 366 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,559 - BOTH: "Beaches"! - ANGELA: No! 367 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,867 - TONY: Yeah! Let's go, bro. - Big fucking lottery win, huh? 368 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,173 JESSIE: Good job! 369 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,653 Chill! Wait, wait, wait! Come on, bro. 370 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,526 Well, have fun picking this shit up! 371 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,093 Let's get it. One, two, three! 372 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,790 ANGELA: Fucking call Antique Roadshow. 373 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,183 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 374 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,836 We got your fucking license plate, idiot! 375 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,751 Hey, You better not call the cops! 376 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,102 This shit's between me and Ryan, all right? 377 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,453 The cops? No one wants that, bro! 378 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:33,671 - Thank you! - We don't care! 379 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,022 No one fucking cares! 380 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,806 - It doesn't even fucking work! - ANGELA: Bye! 381 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,329 TONY: Bye, have a nice day. Thank you. 382 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,201 No, thank you! 383 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,246 - Don't fucking come back! - Get the fuck outta here, bro! 384 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,292 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 385 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,771 Fuck you, guys! 386 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,166 - [SIREN BLARES] - Oh, God. Who called the cops? 387 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,780 So, this Tony person. 388 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,045 He's a friend of yours? 389 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,829 I mean, yeah, I kinda know the guy. 390 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,223 - Kinda? - We just hooked back up. 391 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,660 I mean, I thought we were hitting it off. 392 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,445 Hittin' it off? 393 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:10,970 Are you homosexual, son? 394 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,232 [SCOFFS] 395 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,190 No. 396 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:17,889 Not at all. Not that there's anything wrong with it. 397 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,500 Well, is this Tony person a homosexual? 398 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,764 I mean, do you have a problem with homosexuals? 399 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,244 No! 400 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:28,291 Well, I sure hope not. 'Cause I'm a homosexual. 401 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,206 I sure hate being discriminated against. 402 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,296 No, Officer, I swear. I love homo... 403 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,645 ...sexuals. 404 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:37,997 I'm not one, but if I was, 405 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,956 I would be proud of my gayness. 406 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,263 Love is love. 407 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,439 [SIGHS] 408 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,659 - How 'bout you? - Me? No. 409 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,141 I mean, not that I haven't had thoughts, sir, 410 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:55,318 but I've never acted on them. 411 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,321 I guess there was a thing with Benny Brewster... 412 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,975 Do you know this Tony person? 413 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,021 Hmm? No. 414 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:03,500 Right. 415 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,635 So, what you're saying is 416 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:10,116 that someone you all know 417 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:13,510 came over here at 7:00 a.m., knocked down your door, 418 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:17,601 and stole your stuff, and none of you know why? 419 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,561 [SIGHS] 420 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:24,608 Well, I mean, call me crazy, 421 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,828 but by any chance, this have anything to do with drug money? 422 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,351 - BOTH: No. - No one here 423 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,005 - does drugs, Officer. - JESSIE: Mmm-mmm. 424 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,182 Then maybe you wouldn't mind if we took a look around? 425 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,749 Assess the damages? 426 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,236 Ah. Well, well. 427 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,282 No, Officer, no one went back there, I promise you! 428 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,286 Now, that is one big piece of glass. 429 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,117 Now, what would two girls like you 430 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,641 be doin' with such a big piece of glass? 431 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:58,642 BOTH: Ready, set, go! 432 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,863 [BOTH SNIFFING] 433 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,169 Did we just tie again? 434 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,779 I can't believe we tied again. 435 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,215 Jessie, you're so goddamn pretty. I love your hair. 436 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,782 - I love your hair! - I love my hair, too. 437 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,262 It smells so good. You wanna smell it? 438 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,915 [SNIFFS] It smells so good! 439 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,830 It was such a good idea to get that strawberry shampoo. 440 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,093 Yeah, we have to get more. 441 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,790 We still have some. Plenty, I think. 442 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,487 When we run out, we have to get strawberry again. 443 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,141 - You're so goddamn smart. - You're so smart, too. 444 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,490 - Wanna make out? - Yes. 445 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,157 Mmm. 446 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,725 [OFFICER GASPS] 447 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,771 Well, what do we have here? [EXHALES] 448 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,861 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING] 449 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,961 [RAPPING] ♪ Lit like a bic, pour the gasoline on me 450 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,834 ♪ Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn 451 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:03,054 ♪ Lit like a bic, pour the gasoline on me 452 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:06,014 ♪ Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn 453 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,583 ♪ I'ma fuck around and play with fire, fire 454 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,586 ♪ I'ma fuck around and play with fire, fire 455 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,763 ♪ I'ma fuck around and play with fire, fire 456 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,766 ♪ I'ma fuck around and play with fire 457 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:22,030 ♪ Got a red Ferrari and a death wish 458 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,989 ♪ I got a red Ferrari and a death wish 459 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,731 ♪ Mothafuckas know that I'm a bad bitch ♪ 460 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,041 Hey! Hey, the fucking phone isn't working! 461 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,869 How the fuck are we supposed to make a phone call? 462 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,306 Ma'am? Ma'am, excuse me. 463 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,178 Um, we have to call our work. 464 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:42,224 Can we please borrow your phone? It'll just take a second. 465 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,399 [SLAMS PHONE] 466 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:44,922 Can you hear me? 467 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,274 We don't have any quarters! 468 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,406 There's not even a fucking place to put the quarters! 469 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,196 What the fuck is a collect call? 470 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,286 Asshole, dude. 471 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,113 Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill my fucking brother. 472 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,332 Yeah, you and me both. 473 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,073 I told him to stop with all this 474 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,727 because he's not fucking smart enough to be a drug dealer. 475 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,424 - Clearly. - Ugh! Goddamn it! 476 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,209 I knew we should've returned the trip. 477 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,949 This is exactly the type of thing that I was worried about. 478 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,082 What, that'd we'd get robbed and go to jail for it? 479 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,737 No, that something would happen, because it always does. 480 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:19,261 Jessie, this wasn't our fault. We had nothing to do with this. 481 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,132 It doesn't matter whose fault it is. 482 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,309 We're gonna get fired, we're not gonna be able to pay our rent, 483 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,398 we're gonna get kicked out, and I'm gonna have to live 484 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,834 with my fucking racist grandparents in Arkansas. 485 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,445 - I just can't do it! - Whoa, okay, okay. Relax. 486 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,012 Relax, dude. Sit down. 487 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,493 Okay. 488 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,885 Take a breath. 489 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,713 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 490 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,935 There you go. You're all right. 491 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,154 Okay. 492 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:45,940 First of all, 493 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,899 I will kidnap you and take you to Mexico 494 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:52,947 before I let you go to Arkansas, so that's just not gonna happen. 495 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,167 Second, Roderick loves us, dude, okay? 496 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,995 He's not gonna fire us for this. 497 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,475 He's gonna be pissed, 498 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,347 but he'll get over it, he always does. 499 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,045 This is not a big deal. 500 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,875 - Okay. - Okay? 501 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,398 - You're right. - Yeah. 502 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,141 - It's just jail. - It's just jail. 503 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,577 - It's fine. - Yeah. 504 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,406 - It's not a big deal. - No. 505 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:20,975 Shut your eyes and get some rest, okay? 506 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,107 I mean, they can't keep us in here for long, 507 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,372 so we will be out of here before you know it. 508 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,902 What? 509 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,382 [HIP-HOP SONG CONTINUES] 510 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,906 ♪ Got a red Ferrari and a death wish 511 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,083 ♪ I got a red Ferrari and a death wish 512 00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:45,173 ♪ Mothafuckas know that I'm a bad bitch 513 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,871 ♪ Got a red Ferrari and a death wish ♪ 514 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:50,874 Hold, ladies. 515 00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:52,528 You're there, you're here. 516 00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:03,670 FEMALE OFFICER: Lock 'em up! 517 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,684 [DOOR BUZZES OPEN] 518 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,250 FEMALE OFFICER: All right, ladies. Let's go. 519 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:26,388 Oh, my God, I missed you! 520 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,217 - DUSTIN: What up? - Oh, my shit! 521 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,567 Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding me, bro! 522 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,264 What the fuck is he doing here, Dustin? 523 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,266 - Calm down. Take it easy. - Take it easy? 524 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,094 We spent two days in juvie 'cause of your robbing ass! 525 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:38,531 What the fuck are you doing here? 526 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:40,402 I'm sorry, okay? It was a misunderstanding. 527 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,143 I ain't even mean to... 528 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,232 You didn't mean to break down our door and fucking rob us? 529 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,929 Yeah, about that. I'm sorry, man. 530 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,801 - Hey, that shit was stupid. - You wanna know what's stupid? 531 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,629 Not being able to use the goddamn bathroom for two days 532 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,152 because you're in fucking jail! 533 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,023 - You didn't go yet? - No, I told you I couldn't. 534 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,373 I thought you went last night. 535 00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:55,722 There's no privacy in that place. 536 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,377 - Dude, that's not healthy. - No shit! 537 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,248 [CHUCKLES] "No shit"? 538 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,902 [LAUGHING] 539 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,861 I just got... That's why you my boy. 540 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,472 Hell no. You think this is funny? 541 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,082 We're probably fired because of your dumb asses. 542 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,344 - Fuck! Gimme your phone. - My dumb ass? 543 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,085 - Yeah, you! - What did I do? 544 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:13,435 - Y'all had all the drugs. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 545 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:14,828 Good day, Officer. 546 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,789 You're the one whose little friend here 547 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,096 was yelling in our yard, waking up our neighbors, 548 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,532 oh, and robbing our goddamn house 549 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,404 at 7:00 in the fucking morning! 550 00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,667 I'm sorry about that. Don't be bringing' that shit up again. 551 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,451 And here I am 552 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,061 signing your little teenybopper asses out of juvie, 553 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,672 so why don't you ease up off your boy? 554 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:35,065 Thank you, Dustin. Really, thank you so much. 555 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:37,067 - He's gonna see us. - What did he say? Was he pissed? 556 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,243 He just said that we should come dressed and we better have 557 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,767 - a damn good excuse. - Oh, God. Thank God. 558 00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:42,856 Oh, well, thank God. Ain't that nice? 559 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,423 Now, can we please go, ladies? 560 00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,033 - Yeah, let's do that, bro. - Let's jam. 561 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:49,123 Thank you. Let's get outta here, baby. Ooh-ooh-ooh! 562 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,690 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING ON CAR STEREO] 563 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,213 [RAPPING] ♪ Y'all make me feel good 564 00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:53,910 Yo, can you turn this shit down? 565 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,390 ♪ Take a look back there 566 00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:56,783 ♪ I hope that y'all ready to ride 567 00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:59,089 Yo, she's fucking talking to you! 568 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,700 ♪ And right now there's no backing down 569 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,310 [VOLUME INCREASING] 570 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,529 Really? 571 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,836 ♪ This the end of the road No Boyz II Men 572 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:08,838 ♪ We way in too deep to try and pretend 573 00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:10,666 ♪ This move go good Next step I resign 574 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,755 ♪ Full house on the river No chips left behind ♪ 575 00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:16,193 [SONG CONTINUES ON CAR STEREO] 576 00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:19,588 [SONG STOPS] 577 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:24,375 Yo! 578 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:26,508 Hey! 579 00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:29,772 Hey, where are you going? 580 00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:32,514 What's it look like? Fittin' to get our grub on! 581 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:35,038 Oh, Dustin, come on. Can't we just go home? Please? 582 00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:36,562 You been in the slam for two days. 583 00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:37,867 You can't tell me you ain't hungry. 584 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,695 I'm hungry. 585 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,958 We don't have time. We have to go home and get ready for work. 586 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,656 We don't have to be there for six hours. 587 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,006 I have to use the bathroom. 588 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:49,052 Oh, lucky you. They got a bathroom inside. 589 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,141 Look. This is the least I can do for you girls 590 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,534 after what y'all been through. 591 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,405 What, let Brandon give us free sandwiches? 592 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,059 I just bailed y'all asses out of jail. 593 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:58,497 No, you signed us out of the juvie holding cell, 594 00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:01,151 after we sat out the cost of our tickets. 595 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,805 And here I am being a good dude 596 00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:04,285 and gettin' y'all fed and stuff. 597 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:07,157 Now, come on, man. Let's go eat. 598 00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:09,551 Dude. Sandwiches. 599 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,383 Ah, shit! Look at these jailbirds all up in my biz! 600 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,733 What the fuck is under your hat? 601 00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:19,866 Oh, yeah, my new 'do. You like? What do you think? 602 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,302 - No. - I don't know. 603 00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:22,956 It's maybe an improvement. 604 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:25,088 I'm tellin' you, the '90s are back, and I happen to be 605 00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:26,525 one of the only persons 606 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,135 who could actually rock this look right here. 607 00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:29,440 JESSIE: I don't wanna hear about this. 608 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,225 Yeah, you and Carrot Top. 609 00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,054 Well, you watch. 610 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,621 In a month or two, everybody's gonna be lookin' like this, 611 00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:36,883 but guess what. 612 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,624 I'll have moved on to the next thing. 613 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,843 Why wait when you can just move on now? You know? 614 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,410 For real, bro, I'm getting hungry 615 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:43,933 just looking at them curly fries. 616 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:45,282 Hook us up, man! 617 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:47,589 Hey, you're lucky my boss is off today. 618 00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:49,243 I'ma hook you up, 619 00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:50,766 but next time you guys gotta call first, okay? 620 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,942 Man, when isn't your boss off, bro? 621 00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:54,596 I ain't never seen that dude. 622 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,859 I feel like you're the manager around this joint. 623 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,295 You're runnin' the shit, bro. 624 00:25:58,469 --> 00:26:00,994 What? Ah, the manager. 625 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,911 Manager. 626 00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:06,303 [DINGS] 627 00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,654 I'ma hook y'all up. I'm hookin' y'all up! 628 00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:09,655 What y'all want? 629 00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:21,492 Feelin' better? 630 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,538 Did you go? 631 00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,148 Can we please not talk about this? 632 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,411 Did you? 633 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,022 Jessie, seriously, this is getting ridiculous. 634 00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:30,545 It's actually gettin' a little bit dangerous. 635 00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:32,373 Shut up about it, okay? 636 00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:34,027 I can't go here. I'll go at home. 637 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,724 So if you care so much, hurry up 638 00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:37,770 and finish eating your fucking sandwich so we can leave. 639 00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:43,036 [SIGHS] 640 00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:47,388 - [MAKES FARTING NOISE] - [CHUCKLING] 641 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,395 [CLEARS THROAT] 642 00:26:58,312 --> 00:26:59,226 So? 643 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,228 - What? - What do you mean, "What?" 644 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:03,317 Why the fuck was this dude robbing us? 645 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:06,407 Ah, right. You wanna... 646 00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:08,496 Nah, man. You got this one, bro. 647 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,542 All right. Well... [CLEARS THROAT] 648 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:14,676 Y'all remember the night before the robbery and all that? 649 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,330 Well, me and my boys 650 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,201 were fittin' to go in on a pound together, 651 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:22,249 and it did not go as planned. 652 00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:24,817 DUSTIN: Yo, are you sure this is the right place? 653 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,601 Yeah, man, I got the address right here. 654 00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,430 [WHISPERING] Maybe we should try knocking. 655 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,259 - [GUN COCKS] - MAN: All right, baby boy. 656 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:34,000 You're gonna empty your pockets, 657 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:35,610 you're gonna gimme all of your shit, 658 00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:37,568 and then you're gonna get the fuck off of this porch 659 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:38,831 and out of the game. Got it? 660 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,049 [THUNDER CLAPS] 661 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,182 Holy shit, Dustin. 662 00:27:42,356 --> 00:27:43,836 You realize you could've been killed. 663 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:45,576 I know, dude. It was some scary shit. 664 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:47,491 Not that I'm glad that this happened, 665 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,493 but you need to stop dealing and get a job. 666 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,973 For sure. I mean, that's the plan. Right? 667 00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:52,583 Mmm-hmm. 668 00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:54,629 However-- [CLEARS THROAT] 669 00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:57,632 It is gonna take us a minute to get our careers goin', 670 00:27:57,806 --> 00:28:00,896 so I might need to borrow a little for rent this month. 671 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:03,116 Jesus Christ, Dustin. How much is a little? 672 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:06,075 - All of it. - What? 673 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:07,990 Are you serious? You used your rent money for this? 674 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,862 Yo, that's how selling works, man. 675 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,777 You gotta have money to make money. 676 00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:13,779 Guess what. We don't even have our own rent money. 677 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,955 - So we can't help you. - Bullshit! Uh-uh. 678 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:17,826 Y'all been working every day this week. 679 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,698 I know you're rollin'. Talkin' 'bout beach trips and shit. 680 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,090 Beach? What beach? 681 00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:23,049 I mean, just Galveston, but still. 682 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:25,355 - Y'all can suck a dick. - Seriously. 683 00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:26,922 Dustin, I don't care how you do it, 684 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:28,837 but you better come up with that money by the first 685 00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,143 or I don't even know what. 686 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:32,536 Okay? Now, will you please take me home 687 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,713 so I can use the goddamn bathroom? 688 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:38,717 JESSIE: Move! Move! [GROANS] 689 00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:45,549 [TV TURNS ON] 690 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:55,690 How hard is it to fill up a goddamn water jug, people? 691 00:28:57,997 --> 00:28:59,912 Do you wanna shower first, or should I? 692 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:01,827 There's no fucking toilet paper. 693 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,398 Here. 694 00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:09,573 No. 695 00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:15,754 [PANTING] 696 00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:20,541 [GROANS] 697 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:25,589 JESSIE: Dustin, you need to go to the store. 698 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,200 You need to replenish the toilet paper. 699 00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:28,810 Oh! You still ain't gone doo-doo? 700 00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:30,464 There's no fucking toilet paper! 701 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:32,031 DUSTIN: You don't need toilet paper. 702 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:34,163 Just wash your butt in the shower. That's how I do. 703 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:35,817 I did not need to know that. You're disgusting. 704 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:37,732 Yeah, if we had any water! 705 00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:39,821 When did the water get turned off? 706 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:43,129 - Oh, shit. - What? Did you not pay the bill? 707 00:29:43,303 --> 00:29:44,739 We already gave you the money for this month. 708 00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:47,176 Man, I forgot, dude. 709 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:50,745 - I meant to call, for real. - Oh, God. Unbelievable. 710 00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:56,925 [BLOWING RASPBERRY] 711 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:58,405 [JESSIE SIGHS] 712 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:08,502 ANGELA: I hate this day. 713 00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:10,373 Me, too. 714 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:17,728 I just wanna take a hot shower and put on some cozy clothes 715 00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:20,209 and sleep until Monday. 716 00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,733 I'd give almost anything to do that right now. 717 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:29,218 I'm kinda starting to regret buying this trip. 718 00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:33,570 I'm really sorry all this is happening. 719 00:30:33,744 --> 00:30:37,836 What? Angela, hell no. 720 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:41,274 Look, all of this shit is 100% my brother's fault, okay? 721 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:44,146 And whatever ends up happening, he has to deal with it. 722 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,192 You and I are going on this trip, 723 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:48,107 and we're gonna see some motherfuckin' dolphins, 724 00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:49,848 smoke some motherfuckin' ganja 725 00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:52,328 and eat some motherfuckin' doughnuts on the beach. 726 00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:54,896 Okay? 727 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,551 - Okay. - Okay? 728 00:30:58,421 --> 00:30:59,335 Okay. 729 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:02,077 - Come on, let's go. - No! 730 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:06,081 No, man, we don't sell our own jeans. 731 00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:08,954 We steal them first, and then we sell those. 732 00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:11,086 DUSTIN: Where the hell are we supposed to get $300 jeans? 733 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:12,479 No, I'm good, man. 734 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,089 Uh... 735 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:16,962 Nordstrom's or Neiman's. 736 00:31:17,136 --> 00:31:18,485 [SCOFFS] 737 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,791 - Neiman's? - What? 738 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:23,185 I ain't stealing shit out of Neiman Marcus. 739 00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:24,926 All right, so you'll rob your best friend, 740 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,841 but you won't steal from a department store? 741 00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:28,799 [CLICKS TONGUE] "Best friend." 742 00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:32,194 Number one, 743 00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:34,588 that was the first time I ever robbed anybody, 744 00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:36,372 - which I'm very sorry about. - We cool. 745 00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:38,157 Number two, look at me. 746 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:41,116 I can let y'all borrow some clothes. 747 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:42,726 He don't get it. 748 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,729 Look, man, I'm a young black man. 749 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,383 You could give me an Armani suit. 750 00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:49,081 If I walk into Neiman Marcus, 751 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,604 they're gonna automatically think I'm stealing. 752 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:52,127 You wouldn't understand. 753 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:53,781 - Man, that ain't right. - It ain't right. 754 00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:56,131 - People need to get woke. - Get woke. 755 00:31:56,305 --> 00:32:00,135 All right. On the phone, you said you had "ideas." 756 00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:03,225 - That's one. - Man, we steal them, 757 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:05,575 and then we sell them-- that's two. 758 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:07,708 Seriously? What the fuck is he doing in our house? 759 00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:09,971 Yo, it wasn't my fault, man. We got robbed. 760 00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:11,494 Did you know that was his rent money? 761 00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:13,192 My money got ganked that night, too. 762 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,150 I'm trying to fix this shit for all of us. 763 00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:17,065 Why don't you have your daddy send you some fucking money? 764 00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:20,025 Man, I already told you. He cut me off a long time ago. 765 00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,548 How do y'all not understand this shit? 766 00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:23,289 How the fuck are you paying for this juice then? 767 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:24,812 Get your hands off my juice! 768 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,293 Will everybody chill the fuck out? Please. 769 00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:30,557 - Daddy got this. - Oh, God. 770 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:34,213 Me and my boys are makin' a plan right now, so get on! 771 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:38,782 [JESSIE SIGHS] 772 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,871 All right, so we need to decide on an excuse. 773 00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:43,483 I was thinking, since it worked so well last time... 774 00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:45,180 No. 775 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,661 No. I know what you're gonna say and I'm not doing it. 776 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:51,056 Come on. Like, a car accident is the best excuse. 777 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:52,622 Dude, no, it's not. 778 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,450 I almost lost a fucking tooth that time. 779 00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:56,757 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 780 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:00,804 [GASPS] 781 00:33:01,544 --> 00:33:02,719 [COUGHS] 782 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,769 Okay. I'm ready. 783 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,167 No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait! I'm scared. 784 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:16,907 Okay, okay. 785 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:18,561 - Just take a deep breath. - Okay. 786 00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,041 Close your eyes, okay? 787 00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:21,695 It's gonna be over so fast. Promise. 788 00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:23,262 - Okay. - Okay? 789 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,701 Just don't hit my nose. 790 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:28,789 I won't. 791 00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:31,313 - Promise? - Promise. 792 00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:32,358 Okay. 793 00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,448 Okay. 794 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:38,016 [BREATHING HEAVILY, YELPS] 795 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:40,105 We got so many sympathy tips. 796 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,977 Because people thought we were, like, battered women, okay? 797 00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:45,066 - [CHUCKLES] - It's not worth it. 798 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,068 Why do your plans always have to require bodily harm? 799 00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:48,765 They don't always. 800 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:52,247 Chicken pox? 801 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,989 Ugh, they're biting me! [GROANS] 802 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,252 I can't feel anything at all. 803 00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:00,429 Maybe they don't like my blood. 804 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:02,040 [PANTING] 805 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:04,607 [INSECTS BUZZING] 806 00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,045 It's on my face! 807 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:11,310 Oh, my God! 808 00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:17,316 Goddamn. That was actually by far the worst. 809 00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:19,883 Really? Even worse than drinking that milk that time? 810 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,408 Um, yeah. I mean, not that I like throwing up, 811 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:24,888 but at least it was kind of easy. 812 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:33,462 - Mmm-mmm. - Mmm-hmm. 813 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:35,551 Roderick? 814 00:34:35,725 --> 00:34:38,293 Um, I think we have the stomach flu. 815 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:39,294 We need to go home. 816 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:50,479 You know, he wasn't even mad, just, like, genuinely concerned. 817 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,568 He was kinda mad, though. 818 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,744 He has such a good heart, that Roderick. 819 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:56,006 [STOMACH RUMBLES] 820 00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,487 Dude, are you okay? 821 00:34:58,661 --> 00:34:59,662 [GRUNTS] 822 00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:03,318 I'm good. I just need a minute. 823 00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:06,016 Jessie, look, you can't hold it in forever. 824 00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,583 Just run inside and use their bathroom. 825 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,151 I can't, okay? It's already been too long. 826 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:12,501 This is getting serious. It's been almost three days. 827 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:15,635 Like, what if your intestines, like, explode, 828 00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:17,767 and then your whole body is poisoned and then you die? 829 00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:19,856 That's not a real thing, okay? 830 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:22,032 Dude, you are literally full of shit right now! 831 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:24,034 I swear to God, if you don't shut up... 832 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:26,167 You know what you need, dude? Prunes. 833 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:28,430 Come on. Dude, I'm serious. 834 00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:31,041 There's like nothing in this world that prunes can't fix. 835 00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:34,784 That's not true. Like, at all. 836 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:35,916 One hundred percent true. 837 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,961 [DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING] 838 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:00,636 Yes. Sample aisle. 839 00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:02,812 Prunes. 840 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:05,554 [MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER] 841 00:36:14,911 --> 00:36:16,086 [ANGELA CHUCKLES] 842 00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:32,102 I saw that, you little thief. 843 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,282 What did you just call me? 844 00:36:37,456 --> 00:36:39,284 I'm buying these. 845 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:40,459 Does he work here? 846 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:41,982 Hell no, he doesn't work here. 847 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,031 All right. Come on. Just walk away. 848 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,777 Okay, let's go. Yeah? 849 00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:01,480 Mmm. 850 00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:05,440 No, come on. He's not worth it. 851 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:09,575 - Fuck it. Hey! - Wait. Don't. 852 00:37:09,749 --> 00:37:12,447 Hey! Over here! Hi! 853 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:14,449 Hope you're watching to make sure I don't steal anything. 854 00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:16,930 Oh, no, that's right, I'm buying these! 855 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:19,759 You're not buying those nuts. That's theft! 856 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,718 You stand over there and you eat and you eat. 857 00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:25,243 You know who pays for all that? Me! 858 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,245 And all the other people who shop here 859 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:30,248 when they raise the prices to cover for thieves like you! 860 00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:32,728 It's called sampling. I had like three nuts. 861 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:36,341 And your little friend here, dressed like that. 862 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:38,081 Have some decency! 863 00:37:38,908 --> 00:37:40,475 [SCOFFS] What? 864 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:43,348 Dressed like what? It's, like, a thousand degrees outside. 865 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:46,394 Like a whore. Like a thief and a whore. 866 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,527 - What did you just call us? - You heard me. 867 00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:51,530 Go home! Put some clothes on! 868 00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,619 Whores, huh? 869 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,709 Okay. Probably not the kind you like to fuck, though, right? 870 00:37:56,883 --> 00:37:58,450 Not quite young enough I bet, 871 00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:01,148 you fucking pedophile-looking jizz mopper. 872 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,411 Fucking disgusting rent-a-cop wanna-be, 873 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:04,717 Woody Allen-looking dick face. 874 00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:05,848 Fuck you, dude! 875 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:07,459 We are leaving now, 876 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:08,851 but only 'cause I can't spend another second 877 00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:10,679 looking at your dumb, hideous face 878 00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:12,159 and your oddly-shaped head, 879 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,161 which is probably the closest thing to a penis 880 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:17,295 on your disgusting, rotting, wilting body, you filth! 881 00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:18,687 Die! 882 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:20,341 Get out of here! 883 00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:23,344 - Bye! - [LAUGHS] 884 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,523 Dude! That was fucking crazy! You're such a badass! 885 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:31,178 Dude, I know! What a motherfucker! Fuck! 886 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:32,788 Fuck you! 887 00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:34,137 Wait, isn't that Paul's car? 888 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:36,139 Oh, yeah. 889 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,880 Wait, wait, come here. Dude, come on! 890 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:42,102 He used to do this shit to me 891 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,495 all the time when he worked with us. 892 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:44,713 Me, too. I used to fucking hate it. 893 00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:45,758 Yeah. 894 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:50,458 I can't believe that old fuck called me a whore. 895 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:52,939 Dude, I know. Motherfucker! 896 00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:55,463 His poor wife. Did you see her? She almost had a heart attack. 897 00:38:55,637 --> 00:38:56,986 Yeah, I never know if I should, like, 898 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,510 feel bad for women like that. 899 00:38:58,684 --> 00:39:01,121 Like, why would you be with someone so horrible? 900 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:02,427 I don't know, dude. It's sad. 901 00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,298 When I see a couple like that, 902 00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:06,605 all I can think about is that at some point in her life, 903 00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,824 he had a boner and she let him put it in her. 904 00:39:08,998 --> 00:39:10,783 Eww! Why is that what you think about? 905 00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,611 I can't help it. Wait, wait. 906 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:16,876 One, two, three. 907 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,138 [ALL SCREAMING] 908 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,662 Oh, you fucking bitches! Why? 909 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:23,578 Oh, my God! Finally! We fucking finally got you back! 910 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:26,538 - No, that shit wasn't funny. - I'm sorry. I love you. 911 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:28,627 Eww, no. One of y'all smell like shit. 912 00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,716 - It's our fucking uniforms. - Yeah. 913 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:32,239 We have to work tonight, 914 00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:34,067 but we have to go to the Laundromat first, 915 00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,504 because clearly we smell like feces, so... 916 00:39:36,678 --> 00:39:37,897 Wait, wait, wait. Work? 917 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,421 You're not hittin' up Art Dog's party? 918 00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:43,424 Oh, shit. I forgot about that. At his g-ma's, right? 919 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:46,340 Yes, ma'am. Day drinking like a motherfucker! 920 00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:48,211 Aaah! Eh, eh! 921 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,039 No, we don't have time for that. 922 00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:51,998 And we have to see Roderick sober. 923 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:53,303 We don't have to get fucked up. 924 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:54,914 We can hang for a minute and say hey. 925 00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:56,437 Yeah. Hey! 926 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,179 Hey! 927 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:00,746 We have to wash our dresses. We can't. 928 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,400 Just wash 'em at Art Dog's place. 929 00:40:02,574 --> 00:40:04,184 - He don't give a fuck. - Dude, yes. 930 00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:08,057 Or we could just go to the Laundromat. 931 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:10,016 Maybe you'll see that guy that stole your underwear. 932 00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:11,496 You can ask for them back. 933 00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:13,411 Or maybe you can borrow a pair of his. 934 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:15,848 Oh, that's an option. 935 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,329 - Okay. - [SHRIEKS] That's my girl! 936 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:20,940 Hey, that's what I'm talkin' about. 937 00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:23,072 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING ON CAR STEREO] 938 00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:24,944 [RAPPING] ♪ Yeah, I got bougie bitches in the red bottoms 939 00:40:25,118 --> 00:40:27,207 ♪ They got they own money Put that Gucci on 'em 940 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:30,819 ♪ She don't need a man She just want the dick 941 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:33,909 ♪ Let her work mine She be doin' booty tricks 942 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,258 [ALL SINGING ALONG] ♪ Hunned hos in the lobby 943 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,391 ♪ Hunned G's in the account 944 00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:39,567 ♪ Hunned labels on the phone Talkin' money turn me on 945 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:41,264 ♪ Hello? 946 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,831 ♪ What's that you said? What's that you said? 947 00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:44,529 - ♪ Cut the advance? - ♪ Ay 948 00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:46,400 ♪ Cut the advance, bring me the bread 949 00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,358 ♪ I know that you wanna have it all, have it all 950 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,795 ♪ But you can't have it all 'cause I already got it 951 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,536 ♪ Ah, gotta get a new bank account 952 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:53,407 ♪ 'Cause this one full, get another one started 953 00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:55,191 ♪ Blogs and Instagram and the Snap and the Twit 954 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:57,019 ♪ Yeah, I was already poppin' And yo bitch? 955 00:40:57,193 --> 00:40:58,847 ♪ Hop in the whip and she strip off the rip 956 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:01,328 - ♪ Rari so slow on the pull up - ♪ Pull up 957 00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:04,592 ♪ Got the lane open, fulla commas 958 00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:07,769 ♪ Bling blow flash Got that ice cuff 959 00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,424 ♪ Bag fulla bands Yeah, I need a handcuff 960 00:41:10,598 --> 00:41:12,078 ♪ I need it, I need it 961 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:14,689 -♪ Rari so slow on the pull up -♪ Pull up ♪ 962 00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:18,476 Yo, something kinda like this. Yo, check it out. 963 00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:20,869 Go... 964 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:24,090 [VOCALIZING] 965 00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:27,789 What y'all think? 966 00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:29,661 I mean, it's, like, a little advanced, 967 00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:31,706 but I can teach y'all an easier version 968 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,664 if you wanna learn. 969 00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,230 Advanced? What? 970 00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:35,623 Dude, ain't no way in hell 971 00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:37,320 I'm dancing on no corner for tips. 972 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:40,454 - That's a dumb-as-fuck idea. - You think that shit was easy? 973 00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:41,673 I mean, it was basic. 974 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:43,022 I've been taking hip-hop classes 975 00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:44,589 since I was six years old, 976 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:46,721 so I'd hardly call that shit "basic." 977 00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:48,636 How many years dance experience you got? 978 00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:50,072 What? All my life. 979 00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:51,596 - All his life, bro. - You took classes? 980 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,293 I don't need no bullshit classes, son. 981 00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:54,642 This dude is full of shit, D. 982 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,035 Oh, you think so? 983 00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:57,819 Yeah, unless you show me now. 984 00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:59,821 - Do I? Do you mind if I... - Show that dude. Show him. 985 00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:01,475 Okay, hold on. Let's get this. 986 00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,433 Uh-huh. You wanna see somethin'? 987 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,435 Think about-- See, you don't even know... 988 00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:08,613 - But... - Don't worry about it. 989 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:11,790 - Man, that looks... - [GRUNTING] 990 00:42:11,964 --> 00:42:13,400 Look at that. You see how I get it right there? 991 00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:14,836 - I don't need to. I feel it. - That's right. 992 00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:17,796 Get it right there. [GRUNTING] 993 00:42:19,145 --> 00:42:20,929 RYAN: No, no, you see, you gotta get... 994 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,888 [BOTH GRUNTING] 995 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,805 DUSTIN: Yeah, get lower. Get in the dirt. 996 00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,589 Oh, you wanna do it like that? 997 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:30,112 DUSTIN: Impregnate the ground. 998 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:34,247 Dumbass! 999 00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:35,944 That's why you do not need to dance. 1000 00:42:36,118 --> 00:42:37,859 Can't hang with all them classes you took? 1001 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:39,252 Need a refund! 1002 00:42:39,426 --> 00:42:41,210 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING] 1003 00:42:41,384 --> 00:42:43,038 [RAPPING] It seems that situations in our generation 1004 00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:44,039 ♪ Makes people super cautious of Cupid's arrow 1005 00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:45,780 ♪ And where it's facing 1006 00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:47,565 ♪ They love relations, they hate relationships 1007 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:50,132 ♪ They love the fuckin' but hate the commitment 1008 00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:51,830 ♪ In our minds love is just a game 1009 00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:53,745 ♪ Too busy to settle down 1010 00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:55,660 ♪ Too afraid to get played and I feel the same 1011 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:58,184 ♪ Walking around with this ice brick in my chest 1012 00:42:58,358 --> 00:43:00,534 ♪ Ice water leaks where my blood is 1013 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,710 ♪ And I need someone here warm enough to melt it 1014 00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:04,712 ♪ I feel the embrace 1015 00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:05,626 ♪ But I'm not for sure that it's the real shit ♪ 1016 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,149 This is a drug party. 1017 00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:08,498 If we don't leave now, there's no chance 1018 00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:09,587 we're getting out of here sober. 1019 00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:11,110 - Oh, shit! - Angela, no. 1020 00:43:11,284 --> 00:43:14,026 But it's for later, dude. Can you relax? 1021 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,158 There's too much temptation. I don't even trust myself. 1022 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:19,858 Look, if anyone offers you anything, just say no. Okay? 1023 00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:21,686 We can have fun without getting fucked up. 1024 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,078 - Come on. - All right. 1025 00:43:25,907 --> 00:43:27,039 Mmm. 1026 00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:30,085 Where's he at? 1027 00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:32,000 - Oh! - Yo! 1028 00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:35,090 - Oh, damn! What's up? - [ANGELA YELLS] 1029 00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:37,353 - What's up, girl? - What's up? 1030 00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:39,660 Good. Good seeing you two. What y'all been up to? 1031 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:42,010 Not much. But hey, this is a weird question, 1032 00:43:42,184 --> 00:43:43,664 but could we use your washing machine? 1033 00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:46,667 What? Like, to do laundry? 1034 00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,103 Yeah, we just have to wash some stuff for work. 1035 00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:49,409 Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. 1036 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,716 You know my g-ma's casa es su casa. 1037 00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:53,369 - Really? - Yeah. 1038 00:43:53,543 --> 00:43:54,501 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. - Oh, you're welcome. 1039 00:43:54,675 --> 00:43:55,894 Spanish, though? Okay. 1040 00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:57,112 Spanish, that's the weed talkin'. 1041 00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:58,766 Come on. 1042 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,115 Man, you're gonna owe me a dance after this, though. 1043 00:44:00,289 --> 00:44:01,900 - Oh, hell, yeah! - Oh, duh. 1044 00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:04,729 All right, look, there you go. It's Tweedle-Dee, Tweedle-Dum. 1045 00:44:04,903 --> 00:44:06,252 Oh, shit, thank you. 1046 00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:07,732 Just holler at me when y'all get done, all right? 1047 00:44:07,906 --> 00:44:09,647 - Thank you. - Oh, thank you so much. 1048 00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:11,866 Oh, my God, dude. 1049 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,390 I've never been so excited to do laundry in my life. 1050 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,655 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING] 1051 00:44:17,829 --> 00:44:19,569 [RAPPING] ♪ Buzz me in, yo, I got the gin and the hydro 1052 00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:21,615 ♪ So much herb on me I could start a cooking show 1053 00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:23,399 ♪ So much liquor with me thinkin' I could float a boat 1054 00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:25,184 ♪ Ready, here we go 1055 00:44:25,358 --> 00:44:27,186 ♪ I'ma ignite tonight, money tell the truth 1056 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,492 ♪ So you already know ya boy keep it lit, though 1057 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,625 ♪ Smoke like there's no tomorrow, yeah 1058 00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:33,932 ♪ Smoke like my time is borrowed 1059 00:44:34,106 --> 00:44:36,064 ♪ Uh, double that cup gettin' double fucked up 1060 00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:38,937 ♪ Holla at you and your friend, I'ma double my luck 1061 00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:40,939 ♪ Sorry, Uber driver, can't sit in the front, nah 1062 00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:43,724 ♪ Post in the back, cutie in my lap 1063 00:44:43,898 --> 00:44:45,987 ♪ I make my own fortune, mix my own potion 1064 00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:48,163 ♪ If I throw a Benny, that's a drop in the ocean 1065 00:44:48,337 --> 00:44:50,600 ♪ Tryna make some money, lay a bet on me 1066 00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:52,733 ♪ Win it all, Rolies for the whole set on me, ay 1067 00:44:52,907 --> 00:44:55,083 ♪ Show me that green I'ma twist it 1068 00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:57,259 ♪ Pass me that bottle I'ma twist it 1069 00:44:57,433 --> 00:44:59,784 ♪ Me and the homies gettin' twisted 1070 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,134 ♪ Gettin' twisted, gettin' twisted 1071 00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:04,397 ♪ Show me that green I'ma twist it 1072 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,921 ♪ Pass me that bottle I'ma twist it 1073 00:45:07,095 --> 00:45:08,967 ♪ The whole damn room gettin' twisted 1074 00:45:09,141 --> 00:45:11,099 ♪ Gettin' twisted, gettin' twisted ♪ 1075 00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:14,276 Are they done yet? 1076 00:45:14,450 --> 00:45:16,017 Nope, not yet. 1077 00:45:16,191 --> 00:45:18,454 - Dude, I am so hungry. - Me, too. 1078 00:45:19,978 --> 00:45:22,763 - Anything good? - Just, like, old people shit. 1079 00:45:22,937 --> 00:45:25,897 What is this? Chocolate biscuit, sugar free. 1080 00:45:26,071 --> 00:45:27,072 [EXCLAIMS] 1081 00:45:27,246 --> 00:45:28,856 Ooh! 1082 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,339 Oh, hell, yes! 1083 00:45:33,513 --> 00:45:34,775 What? 1084 00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:36,211 [GASPS] 1085 00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:38,344 Yes! 1086 00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:43,131 Mmm. 1087 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,005 That's so good. 1088 00:45:47,179 --> 00:45:48,180 What y'all doin'? 1089 00:45:49,398 --> 00:45:52,227 Oh, shit. Y'all done found my secret stash. 1090 00:45:52,401 --> 00:45:54,490 - Yeah, we were starving. - Is that okay? 1091 00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:56,666 Yeah, that's cool, but I would only just eat one. 1092 00:45:57,537 --> 00:45:59,060 What? 1093 00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:01,367 Yeah, man, that weed butter will fuck you up. 1094 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:04,152 [BOTH RETCHING] 1095 00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,246 This sucks. 1096 00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:12,378 Nothing's coming up. I can't do it. 1097 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:14,206 No, me neither. 1098 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,512 [GAGGING AND COUGHING] 1099 00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:19,689 - Fuck, this sucks. - This sucks. 1100 00:46:20,952 --> 00:46:22,736 [LAUGHTER AND INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1101 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:28,829 - Boo! - [SHRIEKS] 1102 00:46:29,003 --> 00:46:31,527 - Damn it, Paul! - [WHOOPING] I got you bitches! 1103 00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:35,009 Hey! 1104 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,637 [GASPS] 1105 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:55,725 Here. 1106 00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,904 God, these are soaked in beer. 1107 00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:02,645 Paul is such a dick. 1108 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:14,832 Hey, you feel anything yet? 1109 00:47:15,484 --> 00:47:16,398 No, you? 1110 00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:19,227 Nothing. 1111 00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:23,231 [DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING] 1112 00:48:07,188 --> 00:48:08,973 JESSIE: Dude, Crystal. 1113 00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:12,237 ANGELA: She's such a bitch. 1114 00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:16,763 I bet you she's just like... 1115 00:48:18,112 --> 00:48:20,985 a really unhappy person on the inside. 1116 00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:24,379 Which... 1117 00:48:25,815 --> 00:48:26,991 if you think about, it's... 1118 00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:30,472 actually kinda sad. 1119 00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:33,823 Yeah, it is. 1120 00:48:36,783 --> 00:48:39,655 Thank God we're not sad on the inside. 1121 00:48:39,829 --> 00:48:40,743 No. 1122 00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,659 I'm wonderful on the inside. 1123 00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:46,053 Me, too. 1124 00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:48,012 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1125 00:48:50,057 --> 00:48:52,494 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1126 00:48:57,195 --> 00:48:58,936 [CHUCKLES] 1127 00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:00,372 Is this seriously how you're coming 1128 00:49:00,546 --> 00:49:01,982 to ask for your jobs back? 1129 00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:09,120 Oh, my God, are they wet? Is that beer? 1130 00:49:09,294 --> 00:49:10,686 [SCOFFS] 1131 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:13,124 What the fuck are you doing in your lives 1132 00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:15,996 that you're too busy to dry your uniforms? 1133 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:17,955 Not working, that's for sure. 1134 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:22,046 Hello? 1135 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:23,177 Anybody home? 1136 00:49:24,222 --> 00:49:25,223 Oh, my God. 1137 00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:27,529 You're high as fuck. 1138 00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:31,751 Goddamn, it feels good to be right. 1139 00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:35,189 Okay. You two stay right here, and I'ma go get Roderick. 1140 00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:40,368 [JESSIE SIGHS] 1141 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:42,109 Oh, shit, she knows. 1142 00:49:42,283 --> 00:49:44,242 Dude, how did she know? 1143 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:47,723 I don't know. You know what's weird about that? 1144 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:50,335 Huh? 1145 00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:53,816 I always think that people know I'm high when I'm high. 1146 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,167 But usually, they actually don't. 1147 00:49:56,341 --> 00:49:58,430 But this time, she actually did. 1148 00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,218 Whoa. 1149 00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,092 That's crazy. 1150 00:50:12,966 --> 00:50:14,054 Huh. 1151 00:50:17,231 --> 00:50:18,493 Oh, pancakes. 1152 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,060 [ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING] 1153 00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:21,453 [SINGING] ♪ I could hardly believe it 1154 00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:23,933 ♪ When I heard the news today 1155 00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:29,374 ♪ I had to come and get it straight from you 1156 00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:34,857 ♪ They said you were leavin' 1157 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,121 ♪ Someone's swept your heart away 1158 00:50:37,295 --> 00:50:38,861 [INAUDIBLE] 1159 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:43,779 ♪ From the look upon your face I see it's true 1160 00:50:45,564 --> 00:50:47,392 ♪ So tell me all about it 1161 00:50:47,566 --> 00:50:50,395 ♪ Tell me about the plans you're makin' 1162 00:50:51,222 --> 00:50:53,180 ♪ Oh 1163 00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:59,186 ♪ Tell me one thing more before I go, tell me... ♪ 1164 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,187 [SONG STOPS] 1165 00:51:03,712 --> 00:51:05,410 Roderick said he'll meet you in his office. 1166 00:51:05,584 --> 00:51:08,065 And don't worry, I didn't tell him you were stoned. 1167 00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:09,675 I thought it'd be a fun surprise. 1168 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,590 [GIGGLES] 1169 00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:14,984 [MOUTHS] Bye. 1170 00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:20,555 [SONG RESUMES] 1171 00:51:20,729 --> 00:51:23,993 ♪ How am I supposed to live without you? 1172 00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:26,387 Y'all feelin' okay? 1173 00:51:26,561 --> 00:51:31,262 ♪ Now that I've been lovin' you so long ♪ 1174 00:51:31,436 --> 00:51:32,828 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1175 00:51:33,699 --> 00:51:36,789 [WAVES CRASHING] 1176 00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:41,837 ANGELA: That beach. 1177 00:51:43,404 --> 00:51:45,928 I just wanna be there so bad. 1178 00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:52,239 What is the deal with screensavers like that 1179 00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:54,676 in a depressing place like this? 1180 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,330 Huh. 1181 00:51:56,504 --> 00:51:59,681 It just makes me wanna be here so much less. 1182 00:52:01,379 --> 00:52:02,684 What they should have... 1183 00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:06,862 is pictures of really sad places. 1184 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:10,039 Yeah. Like... 1185 00:52:11,606 --> 00:52:14,348 pictures of the dentist, coming at you with a drill. 1186 00:52:14,522 --> 00:52:15,393 Yes. 1187 00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:19,527 - Or Walmart. - Yeah. 1188 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:23,749 [WHISPERING] No. [GULPS] 1189 00:52:24,619 --> 00:52:25,881 K-Mart. 1190 00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:27,709 Yes. 1191 00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,756 [WAVES CRASHING] 1192 00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:37,197 I wonder what Roderick's gonna say. 1193 00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:38,285 Me, too. 1194 00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:43,160 I wonder if he believed our excuse. 1195 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:44,552 No. 1196 00:52:46,075 --> 00:52:48,687 I did not believe you two were kidnapped. 1197 00:52:48,861 --> 00:52:51,646 Or for that matter, any of the stories you come up with. 1198 00:52:52,778 --> 00:52:53,996 Man, you know I'm disappointed? 1199 00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:57,652 You two were on such a good streak. 1200 00:52:57,826 --> 00:53:00,133 Showing up to work on time, working hard, 1201 00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:02,091 doing drugs after you leave. 1202 00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:05,051 - [CHUCKLES] - Just so you know... 1203 00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:08,228 I really was gonna give you your jobs back today. 1204 00:53:12,537 --> 00:53:14,582 - Wait, really? - Yes. 1205 00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,238 - So, we're hired back? - No! No, you're fired. 1206 00:53:18,412 --> 00:53:19,718 Comin' here looking like 1207 00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:20,980 the goddamn Wreck of the Hesperus, 1208 00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:22,460 and as high as a kite. 1209 00:53:22,634 --> 00:53:24,375 And even if I wanted to hire you back, 1210 00:53:24,549 --> 00:53:26,203 you couldn't work like this. 1211 00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:27,943 If somebody from corporate came in here and saw you, 1212 00:53:28,117 --> 00:53:29,118 hell, I'd get fired. 1213 00:53:30,381 --> 00:53:31,947 The wreck of the what? 1214 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:35,212 I don't know. 1215 00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:39,390 But I think he knows we're high, too. 1216 00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:42,480 - [GROANS] - I can hear you. 1217 00:53:42,654 --> 00:53:44,612 I'm literally two feet away. 1218 00:53:46,179 --> 00:53:49,704 You know, you two are really something. 1219 00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:51,706 And I'm gonna miss having you around here. 1220 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:56,363 You're bright, funny, entertaining as hell, 1221 00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:59,018 and one of the only things about this place I don't hate. 1222 00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:01,455 As shitty as my job is, and it is shitty... 1223 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,719 I don't have the luxury to lose it. 1224 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:09,158 So, take this as a favor from me to you. 1225 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,812 You don't wanna end up like me. 1226 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,686 Go do something with your lives. 1227 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,994 And start by taking a shower. 1228 00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:22,389 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1229 00:54:48,546 --> 00:54:53,507 [SINGING] ♪ He says to me, "Loneliness is universal" 1230 00:54:54,987 --> 00:54:59,078 ♪ "So be happy when you cry" 1231 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:05,345 ♪ And yet I crave to be alone 1232 00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:08,522 ♪ Still I can't be sure ♪ 1233 00:55:13,266 --> 00:55:14,093 BUS DRIVER: Ladies. 1234 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:16,922 Ladies! 1235 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,840 Y'all can't be sleepin' on here. 1236 00:55:22,014 --> 00:55:23,842 You need to get up off my bus. 1237 00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:26,323 Where are we? 1238 00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:28,673 The transit station. Now, come on. 1239 00:55:28,847 --> 00:55:30,370 You been on here nearly four hours, 1240 00:55:30,544 --> 00:55:32,067 takin' up this seat. 1241 00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:34,896 - Okay. Yeah, okay. - Let's go. 1242 00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:45,385 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1243 00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:09,975 Jesus. 1244 00:56:11,324 --> 00:56:13,544 - Is this my face? - [SIGHS] 1245 00:56:13,718 --> 00:56:15,589 Did I look like this earlier? 1246 00:56:15,763 --> 00:56:16,721 I don't know. 1247 00:56:18,026 --> 00:56:19,985 I barely remember us getting fired. 1248 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:23,771 Wait. 1249 00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:25,991 That was real, right? 1250 00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:28,776 Yeah. I think so. 1251 00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:33,041 Ooh, unless we're having, like, 1252 00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:34,826 some kind of a dual hallucination, 1253 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,088 which would be really cool. 1254 00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:37,829 Dude, if we ever dual hallucinate, 1255 00:56:38,003 --> 00:56:39,439 I hope it includes, like, 1256 00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:42,137 unicorns or some shit, not us getting fired. 1257 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:45,967 [SIGHS] 1258 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:49,841 - My God. - [URINATING] 1259 00:56:50,015 --> 00:56:51,408 We really got fired. 1260 00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:53,453 Yeah. 1261 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:57,326 [SIGHS] 1262 00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:59,111 Dude, are you gonna use the bathroom? 1263 00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:02,157 No, I can't go yet. 1264 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:05,509 Dude, you should eat something. 1265 00:57:05,683 --> 00:57:07,641 We should hit up Brandon for some sammies, 1266 00:57:07,815 --> 00:57:09,295 figure this shit out. 1267 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:10,992 Shit. We're gonna have to tell him about this. 1268 00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:14,126 Yeah, man. But who knows, maybe he can help us somehow. 1269 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:17,956 Like borrow some money from the register for a while, 1270 00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:20,524 or, like, ask his boss for an advance or something. 1271 00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:23,048 Hey, um, I'm tryin' to get down 1272 00:57:23,222 --> 00:57:24,658 to Centerville and 31st. 1273 00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:26,181 You think I could get a dollar or something? 1274 00:57:26,355 --> 00:57:27,792 Can you help me out? I appreciate you guys. 1275 00:57:29,228 --> 00:57:31,970 They, uh, tell you about the oceans in school? 1276 00:57:32,144 --> 00:57:33,232 No. 1277 00:57:33,406 --> 00:57:34,929 They're goin' away. All of 'em. 1278 00:57:35,103 --> 00:57:36,453 Shit. 1279 00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:38,890 - Good luck. - Yeah, you, too, man. 1280 00:57:41,414 --> 00:57:44,156 Damn, I would pay more than a dollar for that shit. 1281 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:45,766 That's it. 1282 00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:48,160 What, you wanna gangbang the homeless dude? 1283 00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:49,988 I don't really see how that helps the situation, 1284 00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:52,686 - but I'm down. - What? Dude, no. Okay. 1285 00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:55,646 We go to Brandon's work, right? 1286 00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,299 We ask him to give us the register money. 1287 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,998 He calls the cops, says that he got robbed, 1288 00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:02,566 and the three of us split the cash. 1289 00:58:04,568 --> 00:58:06,700 - Jessie. - Yeah. 1290 00:58:06,874 --> 00:58:10,095 Oh, my God. Dude. 1291 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:12,314 I'm so proud of you, but that is never gonna work 1292 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,838 'cause Brandon's just not gonna do that. 1293 00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:16,231 Well, we can offer him something in return. 1294 00:58:16,405 --> 00:58:18,712 Like a threesome, but we don't actually have to do it, 1295 00:58:18,886 --> 00:58:20,497 because he's gonna be just as guilty as us. 1296 00:58:22,194 --> 00:58:24,239 It is what he wants most in life. 1297 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:25,980 Yeah. 1298 00:58:26,154 --> 00:58:28,766 Is that mean, though? Like, raising his hopes up 1299 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:30,724 and then just, you know, knocking them down like that? 1300 00:58:30,898 --> 00:58:33,422 No, not at all, because technically, 1301 00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:37,035 we're helping him not get evicted. 1302 00:58:37,209 --> 00:58:38,253 Do you see what I'm saying? 1303 00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:40,647 He's gonna forgive us. 1304 00:58:42,649 --> 00:58:43,781 Yeah. 1305 00:58:44,738 --> 00:58:46,087 [GRUNTS] I love you right now! 1306 00:58:46,261 --> 00:58:48,002 Yes, let's go! 1307 00:58:48,176 --> 00:58:49,526 GARY BUSEY: [LAUGHS] Oh, boy. 1308 00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:53,138 - God. You scared me. - Here. 1309 00:58:53,312 --> 00:58:55,270 Here's the one that looks like a roadkill. 1310 00:58:55,444 --> 00:58:57,925 Ooh, that meatball sub looks good as fuck. 1311 00:58:58,099 --> 00:59:00,014 RYAN: Yo, and that fool's about to eat two of 'em! 1312 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,712 No, man. 1313 00:59:01,886 --> 00:59:04,584 He gets, like, two bites and then he goes on the chase. 1314 00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:06,194 You never seen Point Breakbefore, man? 1315 00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:07,456 Yo, what are you doin'? 1316 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:08,457 What's it fuckin' look like, Dustin? 1317 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:10,764 Oh, man, come on. Again? 1318 00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:13,985 Always losin' that goddamn phone, bro. 1319 00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:15,639 Hey, yo, you should hit up your roommate. 1320 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,379 See if he can get us some of them sandwiches. 1321 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,947 Oh, no. We already went today. He ain't gonna do that twice. 1322 00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:23,472 Man, I'd roll up in there, and I'll be all like, 1323 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:26,475 "Bitch, you better make me two meatball subs, 1324 00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:28,739 or I'll fuck your shit up!" 1325 00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:30,218 Be like, "Gimme all the money, too, bitch!" 1326 00:59:30,392 --> 00:59:32,351 Hey, your punk-ass ain't gonna do shit. 1327 00:59:32,525 --> 00:59:34,571 Look at you. [CHUCKLES] 1328 00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:36,877 Whoa, hold up. Wait a minute. 1329 00:59:37,051 --> 00:59:39,184 - That ain't a bad idea. - Yeah. 1330 00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:41,795 For real. Yo, check it out. 1331 00:59:42,883 --> 00:59:45,016 We rob Brandon's sandwich shop. 1332 00:59:46,713 --> 00:59:47,888 There's our money! 1333 00:59:48,062 --> 00:59:50,499 - Dude. - Man, y'all crazy. 1334 00:59:50,674 --> 00:59:52,327 I am not robbin' a sandwich shop. 1335 00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:55,983 Yo, I'll do it. Yo, I even know a guy, he's got a gun. 1336 00:59:56,157 --> 00:59:58,203 Man, we don't need a gun. Dude, it's Brandon. 1337 00:59:58,377 --> 01:00:00,248 We'll just go in there with masks and shit, yelling, 1338 01:00:00,422 --> 01:00:01,467 that dude'll be so scared, 1339 01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:03,164 he'll just give us the money, man. 1340 01:00:03,338 --> 01:00:05,253 Oh, man, so you don't think he gonna recognize your voice? 1341 01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:06,646 Oh, shit, that's a good point. 1342 01:00:06,820 --> 01:00:08,648 Yo, what about a note? 1343 01:00:08,822 --> 01:00:10,128 Yo, we'll just write that shit 1344 01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:11,433 and then we'll pass that shit to him. 1345 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,740 Hell, yeah! Oh, a mask. We need masks. 1346 01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:15,220 All right. What are you thinking? 1347 01:00:15,394 --> 01:00:18,179 Target and Party City... 1348 01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:21,008 - That shit's expensive, dude. - Pantyhose. Your sister, man. 1349 01:00:21,182 --> 01:00:22,531 Pantyhose! 1350 01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:24,055 Dude, this is gonna be so fuckin' easy. 1351 01:00:24,229 --> 01:00:25,360 Are you in on this? 1352 01:00:26,013 --> 01:00:27,449 [GRUNTING] 1353 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,364 Come on, dude. Come on, I need you. 1354 01:00:29,538 --> 01:00:30,714 [SIGHS] 1355 01:00:30,888 --> 01:00:32,803 All right. All right. 1356 01:00:32,977 --> 01:00:35,893 I'm not in, though, but I will help. 1357 01:00:36,067 --> 01:00:37,459 'Cause clearly, just listening to y'all, 1358 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,547 you need some guidance. 1359 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:42,073 Guidance? What, from you? 1360 01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:46,033 - 'Cause you're so experienced? - Got way more than you! 1361 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:48,209 I took this fool's TV! You forgot about that? 1362 01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:49,689 Yeah. 1363 01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:55,042 Which I am terribly sorry about. 1364 01:00:56,565 --> 01:00:58,698 - Trust. - Trust. 1365 01:01:02,571 --> 01:01:03,790 Oh, but let's go, baby! 1366 01:01:03,964 --> 01:01:06,401 [MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1367 01:01:12,146 --> 01:01:14,453 Well, well, well, well. Look at this. 1368 01:01:14,627 --> 01:01:16,411 Y'all comin' for the foot-long? 1369 01:01:16,585 --> 01:01:18,936 Hey, I could make you a sandwich, too. Zing! 1370 01:01:19,371 --> 01:01:20,633 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1371 01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:24,506 - Uh, your boss isn't here? - No. 1372 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:25,986 I'm running the ship solo, baby. 1373 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,640 - As per usual. - ANGELA: Wow. 1374 01:01:27,814 --> 01:01:30,164 I'm practically assistant manager up in here. 1375 01:01:30,338 --> 01:01:31,731 Cool. That's cool. 1376 01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:34,995 Yeah, that's, like, super cool. [CHUCKLES] 1377 01:01:35,169 --> 01:01:39,434 What y'all been up to today? Just a little bit of, um... 1378 01:01:39,608 --> 01:01:41,219 [EXCLAIMING] 1379 01:01:42,568 --> 01:01:44,918 "Please let me with you." [MOANS] 1380 01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:46,137 Uh, yeah. 1381 01:01:46,311 --> 01:01:47,529 Um... [CHUCKLES] 1382 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,183 That's what we were doing. 1383 01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:50,968 We were doing that exact thing. 1384 01:01:51,142 --> 01:01:53,579 - All day. - Oh, damn. Thought so. 1385 01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:55,668 - Y'all two are crazy. - We're crazy. 1386 01:01:55,842 --> 01:01:57,888 Well, speaking of that, um... 1387 01:01:58,062 --> 01:02:00,542 We actually have a question we wanted to ask you. 1388 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,109 Wait, let me guess. 1389 01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:04,372 Y'all decided you're finally ready to, uh, 1390 01:02:04,546 --> 01:02:07,811 take a ride on the Branana? 1391 01:02:08,594 --> 01:02:10,204 The what? 1392 01:02:10,378 --> 01:02:12,119 You know. This fuckin'... 1393 01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:17,081 [STAMMERS] Monster boy who's about to get unleashed. 1394 01:02:18,865 --> 01:02:23,174 Well, yeah. Um... now that you mention it, yes. 1395 01:02:23,348 --> 01:02:25,219 Yes, maybe we do. 1396 01:02:26,481 --> 01:02:27,569 Maybe do... 1397 01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:30,007 [STAMMERS] What? 1398 01:02:30,181 --> 01:02:33,488 You know, wanna ride the... 1399 01:02:36,448 --> 01:02:39,799 Oh, um... your Branana. 1400 01:02:39,973 --> 01:02:41,148 [CHUCKLES] 1401 01:02:41,322 --> 01:02:43,585 - Really? - Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 1402 01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:47,894 We do. But we do need this 1403 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:50,723 very, very tiny favor from you. 1404 01:02:50,897 --> 01:02:53,552 - So tiny. - So tiny. 1405 01:02:53,726 --> 01:02:54,901 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING] 1406 01:02:55,075 --> 01:02:56,337 [RAPPING] ♪ Yeah! 1407 01:02:57,425 --> 01:02:59,558 ♪ Live in the buildin'! 1408 01:02:59,732 --> 01:03:02,256 ♪ TeamFromNowhere, they know who we are 1409 01:03:02,430 --> 01:03:03,780 [INAUDIBLE] 1410 01:03:03,954 --> 01:03:05,912 ♪ Finally confident, ow! 1411 01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:08,175 ♪ I get it bumpin' like a pregnant woman's stomach 1412 01:03:08,349 --> 01:03:09,786 ♪ Work a beat out like some crunches 1413 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,875 ♪ Somethin' funky's what I'm comin' with 1414 01:03:12,049 --> 01:03:14,616 ♪ Yeah, I be on my shit n' critics be all on my dick 1415 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:16,096 ♪ N' now I be on nuthin' 1416 01:03:16,270 --> 01:03:18,316 ♪ I just be on beat and goin' in 1417 01:03:18,490 --> 01:03:20,840 ♪ Focusing, hocus-pocusing, tryna git up out the 'hood ♪ 1418 01:03:21,014 --> 01:03:22,929 [MUSIC CONTINUES ON CAR STEREO] 1419 01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:26,715 [TURNS OFF STEREO] 1420 01:03:31,372 --> 01:03:33,200 Damn. Y'all a'ight? 1421 01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:36,029 No, I'm fuckin' scared, bro. 1422 01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:38,205 Yeah, me, too. 1423 01:03:38,379 --> 01:03:39,554 Take a couple deep breaths. 1424 01:03:40,729 --> 01:03:44,037 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1425 01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:49,738 [EXHALES SHAKILY] 1426 01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:52,829 Yeah. 1427 01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:53,873 Man, you're pretty good at this. 1428 01:03:54,047 --> 01:03:55,701 Nah, man. 1429 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:59,748 We pretty good at this, us. We a squad. 1430 01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:02,664 [GRUNTS] 1431 01:04:15,547 --> 01:04:16,461 For real? 1432 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:23,947 Damn, let's go! 1433 01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:25,426 - Bullshit. - What? 1434 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,211 I don't believe you. 1435 01:04:27,385 --> 01:04:28,995 Y'all are saying if I give you the register money... 1436 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:30,170 We'll ride your Branana. 1437 01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:31,606 Okay, y'all know that's my dick? 1438 01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:33,652 - Yes! - Yes! Yes, we know, okay? 1439 01:04:33,826 --> 01:04:37,003 - Are you gonna do it or not? - I mean, I would, but... 1440 01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:38,875 methinks y'all are full of shit. 1441 01:04:39,049 --> 01:04:42,356 Okay. Well, um, how about, 1442 01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:45,751 we show you our boobs now as a teaser, 1443 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:50,103 just to show you that we're not fucking around. 1444 01:04:52,149 --> 01:04:52,976 I wanna touch 'em. 1445 01:04:56,414 --> 01:04:58,372 [WHISPERING INAUDIBLY] 1446 01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:09,079 Okay. You can cup one boob, over the shirt, no squeezing. 1447 01:05:10,297 --> 01:05:12,691 One boob each, or one boob total? 1448 01:05:12,865 --> 01:05:16,347 One each. But that's it until after we get the money. 1449 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,567 I wanna see y'all make-out, too. 1450 01:05:19,741 --> 01:05:21,047 - No! - No! Dude! 1451 01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:21,743 You do it all the time in your room. 1452 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:22,919 I hear you! 1453 01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:24,311 Okay, um... 1454 01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:26,052 Well... 1455 01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:29,795 Well, if you, um... 1456 01:05:29,969 --> 01:05:33,799 do this very, very tiny favor for us, then, 1457 01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:36,497 [WHISPERING] all that stuff that you hear... 1458 01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:39,152 you can join in. 1459 01:05:43,722 --> 01:05:45,680 Okay. I mean, yeah... 1460 01:05:46,725 --> 01:05:47,944 that's tight. Yeah. 1461 01:05:48,118 --> 01:05:50,163 Yeah? Oh, cool. 1462 01:05:50,337 --> 01:05:52,818 Yeah, I could maybe make some arrangements. 1463 01:05:52,992 --> 01:05:54,124 Stay there. 1464 01:05:54,298 --> 01:05:56,517 I'm staying. I ain't movin'. 1465 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:09,008 - I didn't know we were... - No, shh. 1466 01:06:18,191 --> 01:06:19,366 [DOOR SLAMS] 1467 01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:21,847 Holy shit! Oh, my God! Oh, shit! 1468 01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:24,328 There's a robbery! This is a fucking robbery! 1469 01:06:24,502 --> 01:06:25,764 God, I do not wanna die! Please do not shoot me! 1470 01:06:25,938 --> 01:06:29,246 - Robbery? - Oh, shit! Shit! 1471 01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:31,204 Oh, my God! 1472 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,641 Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 1473 01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:35,469 Bring it down, bring it down. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 1474 01:06:36,296 --> 01:06:38,037 Uh... Phone, yes! Yes. 1475 01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:40,866 It's an old-ass phone. I mean, I don't even know if it's... 1476 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,433 Yes, you, you got it. Sorry. 1477 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:44,043 You got what you came for. Please. 1478 01:06:44,217 --> 01:06:46,480 The money! Shit, obviously. 1479 01:06:46,654 --> 01:06:49,701 I've never fucking done this shit. It's crazy. 1480 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,224 The fucking register! Of course! 1481 01:06:51,398 --> 01:06:52,791 I was, like, are you robbing' me? 1482 01:06:52,965 --> 01:06:54,097 I didn't even know! 1483 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:55,228 Movin' along, movin' along! I got you. 1484 01:06:55,402 --> 01:06:58,014 This is real right here! Um... 1485 01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,363 Uh, do you have a bag? 1486 01:06:59,537 --> 01:07:00,494 Do you have, like, a robber's bag 1487 01:07:00,668 --> 01:07:02,801 to put the cash into? 1488 01:07:02,975 --> 01:07:06,370 Just put it in foil or a doggie bag, butthole! 1489 01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:09,416 - Yes, sir! Oh, shit! Okay. - [MOUTHS] Dustin? 1490 01:07:10,635 --> 01:07:12,289 - Which one? - Foil, man! 1491 01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:15,161 What the fuck? Dustin? Ryan? 1492 01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,510 Dustin, you dumb-ass, it's obviously you! 1493 01:07:16,684 --> 01:07:18,077 Take that shit off your head! 1494 01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:19,165 ANGELA: That's clearly your fucking finger, 1495 01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:20,558 so you can put that shit down! 1496 01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:22,647 Ryan, quit it, dude! We can tell it's you, 1497 01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:24,344 obviously, with these stupid fucking masks! 1498 01:07:24,518 --> 01:07:27,173 Is this shit mine? You son of a bitch! 1499 01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:28,783 What the fuck? 1500 01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:32,265 - What the fuck? - Sorry, dude. 1501 01:07:32,439 --> 01:07:33,919 Sorry? 1502 01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:36,226 Y'all just tried to rob me! That is not cool! 1503 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,445 Hey, you're lucky we didn't call the cops on you dumbasses! 1504 01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:39,490 So this was your plan for rent, huh? 1505 01:07:39,664 --> 01:07:40,752 Rob a goddamn store? 1506 01:07:40,926 --> 01:07:42,754 - Rent? - What if someone had seen you? 1507 01:07:42,928 --> 01:07:44,016 You realize you could've been shot! 1508 01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:45,278 Man, that wouldn't have happened. 1509 01:07:45,452 --> 01:07:46,323 Really? 'Cause it already happened 1510 01:07:46,497 --> 01:07:48,064 one fucking time this week! 1511 01:07:48,238 --> 01:07:49,804 That was different, yo! I was trying to start a business. 1512 01:07:49,978 --> 01:07:52,068 You were trying to be a drug dealer! 1513 01:07:52,242 --> 01:07:54,548 99 percent of drug dealing is getting robbed at gunpoint. 1514 01:07:54,722 --> 01:07:56,289 Have you never seen Goodfellas? 1515 01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:57,725 - Blow. - Scarface. 1516 01:07:57,899 --> 01:07:59,423 - Even Boogie Nights. - What? 1517 01:07:59,597 --> 01:08:01,338 - The end. - Oh, yeah, yeah, 1518 01:08:01,512 --> 01:08:03,383 the end with the crazy dude and the firecrackers. 1519 01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:05,646 Drug dealing is not a business, Dustin. 1520 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:08,823 It's idiotic and it clearly never turns out well for you. 1521 01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:12,305 Hey, y'all doin' all right in here? 1522 01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:15,395 It look like things didn't go as planned. 1523 01:08:15,569 --> 01:08:18,137 Uh, yeah, we gonna go ahead and get outta here 1524 01:08:18,311 --> 01:08:21,532 and, um, no hard feelings, right? Yeah? 1525 01:08:22,402 --> 01:08:23,882 All right, cool. 1526 01:08:24,056 --> 01:08:26,580 Y'all have a good night. Be safe, it's dangerous and... 1527 01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:27,712 [SIGHS] 1528 01:08:29,453 --> 01:08:30,671 [SIGHS] 1529 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,545 Look... 1530 01:08:35,894 --> 01:08:37,113 Brandon, I am so sorry, like... 1531 01:08:37,287 --> 01:08:38,853 Yeah. 1532 01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:42,030 I know he's my brother, but we had nothing to do with this. 1533 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:44,032 What was that about rent? Does he not have it? 1534 01:08:48,385 --> 01:08:49,951 Actually, um... 1535 01:08:51,344 --> 01:08:52,737 [STUTTERS] 1536 01:08:54,608 --> 01:08:56,262 - None of us do. - What? I'm your roommate! 1537 01:08:56,436 --> 01:08:57,742 Why wouldn't you tell me that? 1538 01:08:57,916 --> 01:08:59,222 Yeah, that's what we were trying to do 1539 01:08:59,396 --> 01:09:00,745 with the register money. 1540 01:09:00,919 --> 01:09:02,399 Which is still a good idea, by the way. 1541 01:09:02,573 --> 01:09:04,444 You said you needed bikinis, not rent money. 1542 01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:05,837 There's not enough in there to cover it. 1543 01:09:06,011 --> 01:09:08,100 - How much is there? - I don't know, like $50. 1544 01:09:08,274 --> 01:09:09,145 - I did the safe drop - [BOTH SIGH] 1545 01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:10,581 Before you guys got in here. 1546 01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:11,930 Dude, what kind of broke-ass bikinis 1547 01:09:12,104 --> 01:09:13,366 did you think we were gonna buy? 1548 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:14,889 - Wait, safe? What safe? - I don't know! 1549 01:09:15,063 --> 01:09:16,804 The safe down there. I don't have a key. 1550 01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,632 Okay, well then, we can just 1551 01:09:18,806 --> 01:09:20,939 take the whole thing and bust it open later. 1552 01:09:21,113 --> 01:09:22,549 It's bolted down! 1553 01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:24,812 None of this is gonna happen, okay? 1554 01:09:24,986 --> 01:09:26,858 - Nothing's gonna work. - Damn it, dude! 1555 01:09:28,425 --> 01:09:30,427 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know. I guess, 1556 01:09:30,601 --> 01:09:33,430 - find a new place to live. - Shit! 1557 01:09:33,604 --> 01:09:35,432 Can we at least have a fucking sandwich? I'm hungry. 1558 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:39,175 - Show me your titties. - Brandon! 1559 01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:40,872 JESSIE: Fuck you. 1560 01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:42,439 You can make a sandwich, just don't make a mess. 1561 01:09:42,613 --> 01:09:43,701 - I just cleaned up over there. - Titties, my ass! 1562 01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:45,093 Come on. 1563 01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:48,096 Eat up. 1564 01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:50,273 Might be a while before we can afford food again. 1565 01:09:53,972 --> 01:09:55,756 - [CAR APPROACHING] - [BRAKES SQUEAL] 1566 01:09:57,584 --> 01:10:00,065 Hey, Brandon, I think someone's coming. 1567 01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:01,893 Oh, shit! Shit! Go, go hide! 1568 01:10:02,067 --> 01:10:03,677 You gotta hide, that's my boss! 1569 01:10:03,851 --> 01:10:07,246 - Now, go on, go! Go, go! - Dude, what the fuck? 1570 01:10:11,772 --> 01:10:12,860 What are you still doing here? 1571 01:10:13,034 --> 01:10:14,906 - BRANDON: Oh! - Oh, my God! Dude. 1572 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,647 - What? - Look. 1573 01:10:16,821 --> 01:10:19,432 Get your horny little ass outta here. I'll shut it down. 1574 01:10:19,606 --> 01:10:20,955 Holy shit! 1575 01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:22,653 Holy shit! That motherfucker. 1576 01:10:22,827 --> 01:10:24,220 That shithead is Brandon's boss. 1577 01:10:24,394 --> 01:10:25,830 Yo, poor Brandon. 1578 01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:27,092 I don't mind staying and closing, 1579 01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:28,789 if it's okay with you, sir. 1580 01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:30,574 As a matter of fact, it's not okay with me. 1581 01:10:30,748 --> 01:10:33,925 I need to get some work done, and I prefer to do it alone. 1582 01:10:35,318 --> 01:10:38,103 Okay. I'll just finish with the floors then. 1583 01:10:38,277 --> 01:10:39,887 The floors look good. You can go. 1584 01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:42,150 - But I... [STAMMERS] - I said go. 1585 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,544 Uh... 1586 01:10:44,718 --> 01:10:46,329 Yes, sir. 1587 01:10:46,503 --> 01:10:49,288 You can put the broom away first, Brandon. 1588 01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:51,943 Of course. 1589 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:54,815 The broom that goes in the closet. 1590 01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:56,730 The broom closet. 1591 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:03,346 [BOTH GASPING] 1592 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:04,521 Dude. 1593 01:11:04,695 --> 01:11:05,957 - [SHUSHES] - [GASPS] 1594 01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:11,354 - I almost had a heart attack. - Shut up. 1595 01:11:12,964 --> 01:11:15,227 - See ya, sir. - Bye. Good-bye. 1596 01:11:15,401 --> 01:11:17,098 Enough chatting. Good-bye. 1597 01:11:28,414 --> 01:11:29,502 ANGELA: He just locked the door. 1598 01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:31,504 [GASPS] 1599 01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,641 - We're trapped in here. - Dude, relax. 1600 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:41,340 [ANGELA SIGHS] 1601 01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:48,652 Here. 1602 01:11:57,661 --> 01:11:58,705 [SIGHS] 1603 01:12:08,193 --> 01:12:09,977 What are you doing? 1604 01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:11,370 You're so stupid. 1605 01:12:12,937 --> 01:12:14,417 [CHUCKLES] 1606 01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:17,681 Dude, what time does Brandon's shift start? 1607 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,556 Oh, my God, we're so fucked. 1608 01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,471 [SIGHING] 1609 01:12:25,645 --> 01:12:27,865 How long is he gonna be here? What the fuck is he doing? 1610 01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,432 Dude, go check. 1611 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:41,748 [GAGS] Oh, my God! 1612 01:12:42,967 --> 01:12:44,316 - Oh, my fucking God! Dude! - What? 1613 01:12:47,058 --> 01:12:50,104 Look at that shit! And he called us whores! 1614 01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:52,759 ANGELA: Oh, my God! 1615 01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:53,847 Yo! 1616 01:12:54,674 --> 01:12:56,110 I always said 1617 01:12:56,284 --> 01:12:58,374 it was the judgy ones that end up being the perverts. 1618 01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,072 - Didn't I? - [LAUGHS] Yeah. 1619 01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:03,770 That is so fucked up. Did you see that shit? 1620 01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:05,206 I can't. 1621 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,078 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - [STOMACH GROWLS] 1622 01:13:07,252 --> 01:13:09,472 [GROANING] 1623 01:13:09,646 --> 01:13:11,909 Are you okay? What? 1624 01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:13,650 No, it's just a cramp. I'm fine. 1625 01:13:13,824 --> 01:13:15,347 - Are you sure? - Yep. 1626 01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:17,610 [WINCING] Oh, my God. 1627 01:13:18,829 --> 01:13:20,744 - Dude! - [SHUSHING] 1628 01:13:20,918 --> 01:13:23,790 - I'm fine, okay? It's fine. - No, dude, you're not fine. 1629 01:13:23,964 --> 01:13:24,922 It's happening? Dude, is it happening? 1630 01:13:25,096 --> 01:13:26,140 No! 1631 01:13:27,968 --> 01:13:29,970 Oh, God, maybe! I don't know! 1632 01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:32,451 Dude, it is! The sandwiches, dude! It was the sandwiches! 1633 01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,453 Oh, God, it was the sandwiches! 1634 01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:37,238 It's coming! It's coming right now! 1635 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,849 No, dude, run to the bathroom. 1636 01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:40,590 You'll make it if you run, dude. 1637 01:13:40,764 --> 01:13:43,114 I'm not gonna make it. I have to just let it flow. 1638 01:13:43,288 --> 01:13:44,855 - No! No! - I have to just let it flow. 1639 01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:46,639 I will not let you be someone who shits your pants 1640 01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:49,163 in a broom closet okay? Unbutton your pants. 1641 01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:51,209 - No! Are you crazy? - Do it! 1642 01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:53,080 - No, no, no! - You have to. You have to. 1643 01:13:53,254 --> 01:13:54,517 ANGELA: Go, go, go! 1644 01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:57,215 [SENTIMENTAL SONG PLAYING] 1645 01:13:57,389 --> 01:14:00,653 [SINGING] ♪ I'm standing on the edge of time 1646 01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:05,179 ♪ I've walked away when love was mine 1647 01:14:07,007 --> 01:14:11,098 ♪ Caught up in a world of uphill climbin' 1648 01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:13,623 ♪ The tears are in my mind 1649 01:14:13,797 --> 01:14:16,713 ♪ Nothing is rhyming Oh, Mandy... 1650 01:14:16,887 --> 01:14:18,802 [DEFECATING] 1651 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:20,804 Oh, God, it won't stop coming out. 1652 01:14:22,806 --> 01:14:24,677 - I'm gonna throw up. - Close that door! 1653 01:14:24,851 --> 01:14:26,200 - ANGELA: [WHINES] I can't! - It's gonna smell up 1654 01:14:26,374 --> 01:14:28,115 the whole fucking place! Close that door right now! 1655 01:14:28,289 --> 01:14:31,684 ♪ And you kissed me and stopped me from shaking 1656 01:14:31,858 --> 01:14:36,297 ♪ And I need you today Oh, Mandy 1657 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:39,823 ♪ You came and you gave without taking 1658 01:14:39,997 --> 01:14:43,435 What's going on here? Hey, who's in there? 1659 01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,263 ♪ Oh, Mandy 1660 01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:48,701 ♪ You kissed me and stopped me from shaking 1661 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:55,447 ♪ And I need you... ♪ 1662 01:14:57,797 --> 01:14:59,538 [VOMITING] 1663 01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:05,239 Oh, my God, dude. 1664 01:15:07,154 --> 01:15:09,243 I killed him. Dude, I puked him to death. 1665 01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:11,637 - Uh... - [SPITS] 1666 01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:14,422 [ANGELA GASPS] 1667 01:15:14,597 --> 01:15:15,815 No, he's okay. He's just knocked out. 1668 01:15:15,989 --> 01:15:17,077 Oh, my God. 1669 01:15:17,948 --> 01:15:19,427 Oh, my God. Okay, shit, 1670 01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:20,820 we gotta get out of here, like, now. 1671 01:15:20,994 --> 01:15:21,908 We need to go. 1672 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,912 - Fuck! The keys! - Keys! Keys! 1673 01:15:26,086 --> 01:15:27,740 - Shit! - I got 'em. 1674 01:15:29,046 --> 01:15:29,960 Body! 1675 01:15:30,743 --> 01:15:31,962 [KEYS JANGLING] 1676 01:15:39,752 --> 01:15:40,927 [CHUCKLES] 1677 01:15:41,101 --> 01:15:42,581 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 1678 01:15:46,367 --> 01:15:47,455 [WHISPERS] Yo! 1679 01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:49,240 Dude. 1680 01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:54,288 I have a feeling these aren't his wife's titties. 1681 01:15:54,462 --> 01:15:55,986 JESSIE: Nope. 1682 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,249 How illegal is blackmail? 1683 01:16:01,078 --> 01:16:03,820 Like medium, I think? 1684 01:16:06,692 --> 01:16:10,043 Okay, so I... think when we get outta here, we should... 1685 01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:13,612 leave town for a little while just to be safe. 1686 01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:14,874 Yeah. 1687 01:16:15,048 --> 01:16:15,919 Like... 1688 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:19,662 - tonight? Yeah. - Yeah. Just to be safe. 1689 01:16:20,488 --> 01:16:21,402 What do you think? 1690 01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:23,840 Oh, I think, um... 1691 01:16:26,973 --> 01:16:28,148 I think the sooner, the better. 1692 01:16:30,150 --> 01:16:31,412 Come on! 1693 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,591 This one. 1694 01:16:41,118 --> 01:16:42,162 [GASPS] 1695 01:16:43,816 --> 01:16:44,904 JESSIE: Gimme the bag. 1696 01:16:45,078 --> 01:16:46,993 Okay. Here. 1697 01:16:53,521 --> 01:16:55,654 [PANTING] 1698 01:16:58,309 --> 01:16:59,353 This one. 1699 01:17:00,137 --> 01:17:02,052 Okay, close, close. 1700 01:17:10,582 --> 01:17:12,976 [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 1701 01:17:13,150 --> 01:17:14,978 [SINGING] ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh 1702 01:17:15,152 --> 01:17:16,762 [GIRLS YELPING] 1703 01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:18,590 ♪ When the lights go down 1704 01:17:18,764 --> 01:17:20,287 [LAUGHING] 1705 01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:23,508 ♪ And you pull me close 1706 01:17:23,682 --> 01:17:24,901 ♪ You make me 1707 01:17:25,075 --> 01:17:28,426 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh 1708 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,689 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 1709 01:17:30,863 --> 01:17:34,214 ♪ When the lights go down 1710 01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:38,131 ♪ My world explodes 1711 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,527 ♪ Pull me on, pull me on 1712 01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:46,662 ♪ Got my heart between your fingers 1713 01:17:47,924 --> 01:17:49,882 ♪ I'm holding on, holding on 1714 01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:54,017 ♪ 'Cause it's hard watching you leave hurts 1715 01:17:55,453 --> 01:17:58,761 ♪ And in this moment 1716 01:17:58,935 --> 01:18:02,242 ♪ We're all together 1717 01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:05,419 ♪ Throwing caution to the wind 1718 01:18:05,593 --> 01:18:08,988 ♪ And then the lights begin to glow 1719 01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:11,948 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh 1720 01:18:12,122 --> 01:18:14,080 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 1721 01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:17,649 ♪ When the lights go down 1722 01:18:17,823 --> 01:18:21,348 ♪ And you pull me close 1723 01:18:21,522 --> 01:18:22,915 ♪ You make me... 1724 01:18:23,089 --> 01:18:24,134 [GASPS] 1725 01:18:25,613 --> 01:18:27,354 Oh, my God, dude! 1726 01:18:27,528 --> 01:18:28,791 I've never seen this much money in my whole life. 1727 01:18:28,965 --> 01:18:29,966 Me neither. 1728 01:18:32,359 --> 01:18:35,406 ♪ My world explodes ♪ 1729 01:18:51,335 --> 01:18:52,510 Mmm, I think we have enough money 1730 01:18:52,684 --> 01:18:54,077 to cover all of rent this month. 1731 01:18:55,382 --> 01:18:56,906 Yeah, I think so. 1732 01:18:58,168 --> 01:19:00,083 - More than enough. - [CHUCKLES] 1733 01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:04,783 Dustin's gonna freak when he wakes up 1734 01:19:04,957 --> 01:19:06,306 and realizes we're gone. 1735 01:19:07,699 --> 01:19:10,746 That's true. He is, but... 1736 01:19:12,225 --> 01:19:14,140 He'll settle down when he sees all the money. 1737 01:19:17,143 --> 01:19:18,928 I think I'll leave him a note or something, 1738 01:19:19,102 --> 01:19:20,103 tell him where we're going. 1739 01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:23,715 Oh, my God. 1740 01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:25,848 Where are we going? 1741 01:19:26,022 --> 01:19:27,197 [CHUCKLES] 1742 01:19:28,154 --> 01:19:29,503 Anywhere we want. 1743 01:19:31,941 --> 01:19:33,594 What about Florida? 1744 01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,641 Or no, let's go to California. 1745 01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:39,078 - Oh, my God, yes. - Yeah? 1746 01:19:39,252 --> 01:19:41,994 I've always wanted to go to California. 1747 01:19:42,168 --> 01:19:44,780 Like, see all the mountains and the surfers. 1748 01:19:44,954 --> 01:19:46,738 - Venice Beach. - Oh! 1749 01:19:46,912 --> 01:19:49,045 Venice Beach sounds so cool. 1750 01:19:49,219 --> 01:19:50,176 Mmm. 1751 01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:54,050 I won't wanna come back. 1752 01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:57,488 We can get a room to rent. 1753 01:19:57,662 --> 01:19:58,924 We have so much money, 1754 01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:01,057 no one's gonna care we're underage. 1755 01:20:01,231 --> 01:20:02,841 We could get, like, 1756 01:20:03,015 --> 01:20:05,191 a job at one of those cute little shops by the beach. 1757 01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:07,280 Mmm-hmm. 1758 01:20:08,673 --> 01:20:10,893 - I'm gonna buy a surfboard... - Mmm. 1759 01:20:11,067 --> 01:20:12,633 And a bikini, day one. 1760 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:15,288 Yes. 1761 01:20:15,462 --> 01:20:18,378 And I don't know, we could go out to eat 1762 01:20:18,552 --> 01:20:20,032 at, like, a really nice restaurant. 1763 01:20:20,641 --> 01:20:21,991 Mmm-hmm. 1764 01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:23,731 Like, something overlooking the water. 1765 01:20:23,906 --> 01:20:26,952 [GASPS] Yeah. Oh. 1766 01:20:27,126 --> 01:20:30,782 And we could, like, spend the night on the beach, 1767 01:20:32,044 --> 01:20:33,916 looking at the stars... 1768 01:20:35,265 --> 01:20:37,180 listening to the waves. 1769 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,706 - And dolphins. - Mmm. 1770 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,013 Ange, we're gonna see real dolphins. 1771 01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:46,015 We're not just gonna see dolphins, 1772 01:20:46,189 --> 01:20:49,714 we're gonna swim with them in the ocean every day. 1773 01:20:49,888 --> 01:20:52,151 We'll pretty much be dolphins. 1774 01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:53,457 [LAUGHS] 1775 01:20:56,590 --> 01:20:58,114 I'm so excited. 1776 01:20:58,288 --> 01:20:59,637 Mmm. 1777 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:01,595 Dolphies, dude. 1778 01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:03,119 Dolphies. 1779 01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:10,778 [CHUCKLES] 1780 01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:23,443 [SONG CONTINUES] 1781 01:21:27,491 --> 01:21:30,668 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh 1782 01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:32,888 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 1783 01:21:33,062 --> 01:21:36,369 ♪ When the lights go down 1784 01:21:36,543 --> 01:21:39,982 ♪ And you pull me close 1785 01:21:40,156 --> 01:21:41,853 ♪ You make me 1786 01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:45,378 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh 1787 01:21:45,552 --> 01:21:47,337 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 1788 01:21:47,511 --> 01:21:51,080 ♪ When the lights go down 1789 01:21:51,254 --> 01:21:54,910 ♪ My world explodes 1790 01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:59,262 ♪ Pull me on, pull me on 1791 01:21:59,436 --> 01:22:04,484 ♪ Got my heart between your fingers 1792 01:22:04,658 --> 01:22:07,748 ♪ I'm holding on, holding on 'cause it's hard 1793 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:10,969 ♪ Watching you leave hurts 1794 01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:14,930 ♪ And in this moment 1795 01:22:15,887 --> 01:22:19,108 ♪ We're all together 1796 01:22:19,282 --> 01:22:22,198 ♪ Throwing caution to the wind 1797 01:22:22,372 --> 01:22:25,418 ♪ And then the lights begin to glow 1798 01:22:25,592 --> 01:22:28,726 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh 1799 01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:31,033 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 1800 01:22:31,207 --> 01:22:34,340 ♪ When the lights go down 1801 01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:38,083 ♪ And you pull me close 1802 01:22:38,257 --> 01:22:39,737 ♪ You make me 1803 01:22:39,911 --> 01:22:43,045 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh 1804 01:22:43,219 --> 01:22:45,351 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 1805 01:22:45,525 --> 01:22:48,920 ♪ When the lights go down 1806 01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:52,315 ♪ My world explodes 1807 01:23:22,301 --> 01:23:26,175 ♪ Carry on the words I say 1808 01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:29,743 ♪ With the weight of ending days 1809 01:23:29,917 --> 01:23:34,748 ♪ Watch them pushing you away, away, away 1810 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:40,537 ♪ And through all of my mistakes 1811 01:23:40,711 --> 01:23:44,062 ♪ And the plans in which we made 1812 01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:48,110 ♪ I'll remember anyway 1813 01:23:49,676 --> 01:23:51,722 ♪ You're like the trees, though, aren't you? 1814 01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:56,509 ♪ You let the breeze blow through you 1815 01:23:56,683 --> 01:24:00,078 ♪ You're like the trees, though, aren't you? 1816 01:24:00,252 --> 01:24:02,472 ♪ You let the breeze blow through you 1817 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,084 ♪ You're like the trees, though, aren't you? 1818 01:24:07,564 --> 01:24:10,654 ♪ You let the breeze blow through you 1819 01:24:10,828 --> 01:24:13,526 ♪ You're like the trees, though, aren't you? 1820 01:24:16,703 --> 01:24:18,879 ♪ You're like the trees, though, aren't you? 1821 01:24:20,359 --> 01:24:23,536 ♪ You let the breeze blow through you 1822 01:24:23,710 --> 01:24:26,061 ♪ You're like the trees, though, aren't you? 1823 01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:30,804 ♪ You let the breeze blow through you 1824 01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:33,198 ♪ You're like the trees, though, aren't you? 1825 01:24:34,678 --> 01:24:36,810 ♪ You let the breeze blow through you 1826 01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:42,033 ♪ I'll remember anyway ♪ 1827 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,817 [SONG ENDS] 1828 01:24:46,037 --> 01:24:48,126 [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING] 1829 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:57,092 [SINGING] ♪ I got a reputation to uphold 1830 01:24:57,266 --> 01:25:01,748 ♪ I can't hold it back, can only let it go 1831 01:25:01,922 --> 01:25:03,185 ♪ Pick, pick, pick 1832 01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:04,621 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up 1833 01:25:04,795 --> 01:25:07,624 ♪ You know that it's not necessary 1834 01:25:07,798 --> 01:25:09,495 ♪ Keep it down, keep it down now 1835 01:25:09,669 --> 01:25:12,368 ♪ They hate our voices when they carry 1836 01:25:12,542 --> 01:25:16,415 ♪ You've got a reputation to uphold 1837 01:25:16,589 --> 01:25:19,679 ♪ What's the closest emotion? 1838 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:22,291 ♪ I want to explode 1839 01:25:22,465 --> 01:25:25,294 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah 1840 01:25:25,468 --> 01:25:27,165 ♪ I want to explode 1841 01:25:27,339 --> 01:25:29,994 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah 1842 01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:31,865 ♪ I want to explode 1843 01:25:32,039 --> 01:25:34,868 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah 1844 01:25:35,042 --> 01:25:36,609 ♪ I want to explode 1845 01:25:38,655 --> 01:25:41,266 ♪ Oh! 1846 01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:43,877 ♪ Just right quick while I'm changing direction 1847 01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:46,228 ♪ Lemme settle down, lemme ask you a question 1848 01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:48,621 ♪ Girl, how you feel? Don't lie 1849 01:25:48,795 --> 01:25:51,146 ♪ Can I keep it real? Don't lie 1850 01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:53,278 ♪ Gonna speak my peace before I lose control 1851 01:25:53,452 --> 01:25:55,759 ♪ Got a reputation to uphold 1852 01:25:55,933 --> 01:25:58,153 ♪ I thought that you should know I thought that you should know 1853 01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:04,507 ♪ They say you've got a reputation to uphold 1854 01:26:04,681 --> 01:26:08,554 ♪ What's the closest emotion? 1855 01:26:08,728 --> 01:26:10,426 ♪ I want to explode 1856 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:13,342 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah 1857 01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:15,082 ♪ I want to explode 1858 01:26:15,257 --> 01:26:18,216 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah 1859 01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,000 ♪ I want to explode 1860 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:22,960 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, yeah 1861 01:26:23,134 --> 01:26:25,005 ♪ I want to explode 1862 01:26:27,007 --> 01:26:28,879 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1863 01:26:39,281 --> 01:26:40,586 [SONG ENDS] 135472

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