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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,007 --> 00:00:02,509 The largest ice sheet in the Northern Hemisphere 2 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:04,344 is simply melting away. 3 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:07,314 The five-alarm forest fire rages on. 4 00:00:07,349 --> 00:00:09,649 A Florida man on bath salts 5 00:00:09,685 --> 00:00:11,218 has eaten a woman's face. 6 00:00:11,253 --> 00:00:12,819 Ay-yi-yi. 7 00:00:12,855 --> 00:00:15,322 And Buzz Dougan has shocked the world! 8 00:00:15,357 --> 00:00:17,691 I got to give thanks to my crew and to my sponsors, 9 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,227 but mostly, I want to give thanks to the Lord 10 00:00:20,262 --> 00:00:22,496 for the victory. And I just got to say praise God. 11 00:00:22,531 --> 00:00:24,798 ...praise God... 12 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:26,066 ...praise God... 13 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:27,501 ...praise God... 14 00:00:27,536 --> 00:00:28,802 ...praise... 15 00:00:28,837 --> 00:00:30,437 God? 16 00:00:30,472 --> 00:00:32,339 Oh. Uh, hey, Rosie! 17 00:00:32,374 --> 00:00:35,108 I was just, uh, working on fixing, uh, 18 00:00:35,144 --> 00:00:37,077 the problems down... down on Earth. 19 00:00:37,112 --> 00:00:39,079 It's time for your 1:00 meeting. 20 00:00:39,114 --> 00:00:41,515 Oh, fantasy-football draft? 21 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:44,418 You were going to reveal your plan to end all pain. 22 00:00:44,453 --> 00:00:47,087 Oh. That was today? I... 23 00:00:47,122 --> 00:00:49,156 Uh, yeah, I've been working on that all quarter. 24 00:00:49,191 --> 00:00:50,557 You know, just crunching numbers and... 25 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,024 Okay, you heard him! He's very busy. 26 00:00:53,059 --> 00:00:54,492 He doesn't have time for this. 27 00:00:54,527 --> 00:00:56,463 Come on! Chop-chop! 28 00:00:59,468 --> 00:01:01,701 People talk every day about how the world is screwed up, 29 00:01:01,737 --> 00:01:03,770 but... man, I say we're blessed. 30 00:01:03,806 --> 00:01:05,274 Great things happen every day. 31 00:01:05,309 --> 00:01:06,673 Great things! 32 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:08,308 Whoo! 33 00:01:08,343 --> 00:01:10,811 And that, of course, was Buzz Dougan's final interview 34 00:01:10,846 --> 00:01:13,747 before his horrific explosion at Daytona. 35 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,015 He is dead. 36 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:16,983 - Come on! - Next up, the polar ice caps 37 00:01:17,019 --> 00:01:18,685 are melting at a historic rate. 38 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,487 Scientists really cannot believe 39 00:01:20,522 --> 00:01:22,122 what is happening to our Mother Earth. 40 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:30,423 Hoochie mama. 41 00:01:54,541 --> 00:02:02,539 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 42 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,800 Attention Heaven Inc... 43 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,236 Morning shift starts now. 44 00:02:10,873 --> 00:02:12,472 More budget cuts. 45 00:02:23,886 --> 00:02:27,120 And in this next constellation, as you can see, 46 00:02:27,155 --> 00:02:30,690 if you connect all of the dots, you get... 47 00:02:30,726 --> 00:02:32,079 a bear! 48 00:02:32,115 --> 00:02:33,927 What? 49 00:02:33,962 --> 00:02:36,530 He's the VP's nephew. 50 00:02:36,565 --> 00:02:38,698 Oh. 51 00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:40,534 A really big bear! 52 00:02:54,316 --> 00:02:57,250 Okay, Eliza Hunter. 53 00:02:57,286 --> 00:02:59,286 So, you've applied for a transfer. 54 00:02:59,321 --> 00:03:00,987 What is wrong with the... 55 00:03:01,023 --> 00:03:03,323 - Department of Dirt? - Oh, nothing. 56 00:03:03,358 --> 00:03:05,759 It has been a really rewarding experience 57 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:09,329 making millions of tiny dirt clumps and wetting them, 58 00:03:09,364 --> 00:03:12,532 drying them, watching them blow away, 59 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:15,001 but I think I might be ready 60 00:03:15,037 --> 00:03:16,336 for a little more responsibility. 61 00:03:16,371 --> 00:03:17,704 Why is that? The Department of Dirt 62 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,606 is one of the most stable jobs we've got here. 63 00:03:19,641 --> 00:03:22,375 Mark worked in the Department of Dirt for 80,000 years. 64 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:26,212 Got his pension, has a very nice condo, and he's happy. 65 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,781 I know. I'm really happy for Mark. 66 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,449 I just... 67 00:03:29,484 --> 00:03:32,352 I just feel like there's a lot of big problems down on Earth, 68 00:03:32,387 --> 00:03:34,220 and I want to do more to help. 69 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,089 Eliza, I know you're new here, 70 00:03:36,124 --> 00:03:37,924 but there's something you've got to understand. 71 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,359 It's way too late to fix Earth. 72 00:03:39,394 --> 00:03:40,961 It's not 30,000 B.C. anymore. 73 00:03:40,996 --> 00:03:43,663 It's not 20 jacked naked people and a bunch of rockin' dinosaurs 74 00:03:43,699 --> 00:03:45,665 gettin' nasty in some sick-ass cave somewhere. 75 00:03:45,701 --> 00:03:47,467 I don't... I don't think that's how that was. 76 00:03:47,502 --> 00:03:49,235 My point is, you can't fix Earth. 77 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,771 Not if you don't give me a shot. 78 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,577 Okay. Fine. 79 00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:01,381 I will transfer you to the Department of Answered Prayers. 80 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:03,683 Wait, there's a department that answers prayers? 81 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:04,851 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 82 00:04:05,921 --> 00:04:07,520 I can't wait to see it. 83 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,902 Hello? 84 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,375 Hello? 85 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:29,943 Dividing all that... Hello? 86 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,511 - Aah! - Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! 87 00:04:31,546 --> 00:04:33,046 - Hey, it's cool. I'm cool. - Oh. 88 00:04:33,081 --> 00:04:34,848 They just transferred me from Dirt. 89 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,049 I'm Eliza. 90 00:04:36,084 --> 00:04:37,260 Oh. 91 00:04:37,919 --> 00:04:39,285 Oh, wow. Oh, well, welcome! 92 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,954 Sorry. I'm Craig. I'm so sorry for screaming at you. 93 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,757 I've been alone for years. And I wasn't expecting anyone. 94 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:45,025 It's all good. 95 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:46,993 It is a little dark in here, huh? 96 00:04:47,029 --> 00:04:48,561 I-I-I don't know. 97 00:04:48,597 --> 00:04:50,630 Lights are on. 98 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,632 All right, so, which prayer do we answer first? 99 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,701 Saving a life, curing a disease...? 100 00:04:54,736 --> 00:04:56,503 You have arrived at a great moment. 101 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:59,072 This one is set to be a nail-biter. 102 00:04:59,107 --> 00:05:00,473 All right. 103 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:03,443 Please let me find my car keys. 104 00:05:03,478 --> 00:05:04,978 Keys. 105 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,346 Okay, yeah, guess we gotta get 106 00:05:06,381 --> 00:05:07,480 this little one out of the way. 107 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,182 - Let's zap her the keys. - Oh, no. 108 00:05:09,217 --> 00:05:11,351 We can't break the laws of physics. 109 00:05:11,386 --> 00:05:13,053 No zapping. No flying. 110 00:05:13,088 --> 00:05:14,387 Nothing they're gonna notice. 111 00:05:14,423 --> 00:05:16,256 So how do we answer prayers? 112 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:19,993 Discreet, natural phenomena. 113 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,728 Ha ha ha. 114 00:05:21,763 --> 00:05:23,296 Sneaky, sneaky. 115 00:05:23,331 --> 00:05:26,299 Teasing me from beneath the snow. 116 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:29,769 Ah, but you can't hide from Papa. 117 00:05:29,805 --> 00:05:32,839 No, Papa sees you. 118 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,607 And Papa is coming for you. 119 00:05:34,643 --> 00:05:36,843 One snowflake melted. 120 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,479 Two snowflakes melted. 121 00:05:39,514 --> 00:05:41,881 I'm sorry. How much longer is this gonna... 122 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:45,819 900,317 snowflakes melted. 123 00:05:45,854 --> 00:05:48,488 - My keys! - Prayer complete. 124 00:05:48,523 --> 00:05:51,925 Okay, okay. So, now we move onto something bigger...? 125 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,294 Well, no, no, no. We're not done yet. 126 00:05:54,329 --> 00:05:56,196 Here's something fun. 127 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,198 And you can put it on the wall. 128 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,899 Uh, let's see. We've got lost keys... 129 00:05:59,935 --> 00:06:01,968 lost keys... lost keys. 130 00:06:02,003 --> 00:06:03,169 A lot of lost keys this month. 131 00:06:03,205 --> 00:06:05,138 - Ah! I found a good one. - What? 132 00:06:05,173 --> 00:06:06,306 Let's see. 133 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:08,374 _ 134 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,943 Okay, let's get started. Um... 135 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:12,312 Oh, uh, I'll handle this. 136 00:06:13,014 --> 00:06:14,047 Wha... 137 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,215 Whoa! You're just gonna let 138 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,750 those wolves go to town on that guy? 139 00:06:16,785 --> 00:06:18,551 I find it's best to stick with the small ones. 140 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,854 But don't worry. "Impossibles" go all the way to the top. 141 00:06:20,889 --> 00:06:23,723 And so, if anyone can handle them, he can. 142 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,492 Oh, okay. 143 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:32,298 Ahh! Jordan! 144 00:06:33,235 --> 00:06:34,968 Damn it! 145 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:40,707 God, I know it's been a rough few thousand years, 146 00:06:40,742 --> 00:06:42,842 but I think you're being too hard on yourself. 147 00:06:42,878 --> 00:06:45,445 You know, you've still got a lot of fans down there. 148 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,280 Not like before. 149 00:06:47,315 --> 00:06:50,183 Do you know how long it's been since someone sacrificed a ram to me? 150 00:06:50,218 --> 00:06:51,518 I thought that grossed you out. 151 00:06:51,553 --> 00:06:52,752 You know, it did. But at the same time, 152 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,754 there was something nice about it. 153 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,990 I mean, it made me feel like, you know, 154 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,092 - hey, I'm doing all right. - Mm. 155 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,996 Now sometimes I just feel like packing it all in 156 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,697 and moving on to the next thing. 157 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:06,332 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 158 00:07:06,368 --> 00:07:08,536 Let's, uh... Let's not do anything drastic, you know? 159 00:07:08,572 --> 00:07:10,036 Let's give it a beat. 160 00:07:10,071 --> 00:07:11,604 Things will improve. 161 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,806 They better. 162 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:16,609 Impossible. 163 00:07:19,113 --> 00:07:20,513 Impossible. 164 00:07:20,782 --> 00:07:23,716 Oh! Incoming! 165 00:07:24,853 --> 00:07:27,220 2 million prayers received. 166 00:07:27,255 --> 00:07:29,823 This department seems wildly understaffed! 167 00:07:29,858 --> 00:07:32,725 It was designed to accommodate a much smaller Earth population. 168 00:07:32,761 --> 00:07:34,828 No one ever imagined the planet was gonna get this crowded. 169 00:07:34,863 --> 00:07:36,396 There's no way we can answer all of those. 170 00:07:36,431 --> 00:07:38,698 I generally try and shoot for three, four a day. 171 00:07:38,733 --> 00:07:40,800 Although, now that I've got you, a teammate, 172 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,168 there's no telling what we can do. 173 00:07:42,204 --> 00:07:44,270 I'm thinking five... six... 174 00:07:44,306 --> 00:07:46,573 Maybe as many as six! 175 00:07:50,412 --> 00:07:52,572 Hyah! Hyah! 176 00:07:52,607 --> 00:07:54,699 Oh! _ 177 00:07:57,719 --> 00:07:59,152 Uhh! 178 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,287 Uhh! Uhh! 179 00:08:01,323 --> 00:08:03,022 Uhh! Hyah! Ha! 180 00:08:03,058 --> 00:08:04,257 Oh! 181 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,464 Rain sequence initiated. 182 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,539 Yes! 183 00:08:19,574 --> 00:08:21,140 Prayer complete. 184 00:08:25,247 --> 00:08:27,447 No! 185 00:08:27,482 --> 00:08:28,982 What happened? What did you do? 186 00:08:29,017 --> 00:08:30,216 Is that a good alarm? 187 00:08:30,252 --> 00:08:33,119 Wails of grief intermingle with the shrieking of the death winds 188 00:08:33,154 --> 00:08:36,055 as the typhoon rages on, taking the lives, 189 00:08:36,091 --> 00:08:37,457 and dignity, of thousands. 190 00:08:37,492 --> 00:08:38,925 There's gotta be something we can do. 191 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,693 - I mean, you can press F7. - Does that stop typhoons? 192 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,061 No, it turns the sound off. 193 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:43,630 - ...this is horrible... - Mute. 194 00:08:43,665 --> 00:08:45,999 - Oh. - Overflow. Overflow. 195 00:08:46,034 --> 00:08:48,134 Don't beat yourself up. Hey, it's your first day. 196 00:08:48,169 --> 00:08:50,603 We all make mistakes. Oh, here's something fun... 197 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:52,372 Related prayers all come out together bundled. 198 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,506 It's a way to speed... What do they say?! 199 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:54,774 Oh, well, yeah, you know... 200 00:08:54,809 --> 00:08:55,909 "Please save me," "Please save me," 201 00:08:55,944 --> 00:08:57,143 "Save me," "Please save me." 202 00:08:57,178 --> 00:08:59,112 "Please kill me." 203 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,914 That's pretty chilling. 204 00:09:00,949 --> 00:09:03,283 Come on, we gotta get these up there! 205 00:09:03,318 --> 00:09:05,585 - Oh, n... Don't. Okay. - Prayer jam. 206 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,320 Maybe if I can unclog the tube... 207 00:09:07,355 --> 00:09:09,055 Ooh. Missing glove! 208 00:09:17,332 --> 00:09:19,232 Uh, where are you going? 209 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,500 To fix this. 210 00:09:20,535 --> 00:09:23,503 Tragedy. Tragedy. 211 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:25,939 Tragedy. Tragedy. 212 00:09:25,974 --> 00:09:28,608 Tragedy. Tragedy. 213 00:09:28,643 --> 00:09:32,745 Oh, Lazy Susan, love of my life. 214 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,948 If only everything worked as good as you. 215 00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:39,118 I'm sorry, sir. I told her you were busy. 216 00:09:39,688 --> 00:09:41,020 It's all good. 217 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,066 Hey. 218 00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:46,194 God. 219 00:09:47,716 --> 00:09:49,382 Hi. Hi. 220 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,624 Eliza. What's up? 221 00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:54,914 Okay, there is a crazy typhoon happening, 222 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:56,739 and it's killing lots of people. 223 00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,004 Can you help? 224 00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:01,084 I don't want to sound cynical, but what's the point? 225 00:10:01,676 --> 00:10:04,911 Uh, the point is, you're God. 226 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,381 You made Earth, okay? It is yours. 227 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,046 And right now, it is in big, big trouble. 228 00:10:11,082 --> 00:10:13,086 It is a mess! People are dying! 229 00:10:13,121 --> 00:10:15,722 And you... you are the only one that can fix it. 230 00:10:15,757 --> 00:10:18,124 Please, you have got to do something. 231 00:10:20,979 --> 00:10:22,522 You know what? 232 00:10:23,565 --> 00:10:25,264 You're right. 233 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,805 I've been here 10,000 years. 234 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,008 He's never addressed the whole company before. 235 00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:38,411 Hi. 236 00:10:38,446 --> 00:10:40,546 Sorry, guys. Sorry. 237 00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:42,142 Is that God? 238 00:10:42,177 --> 00:10:43,816 Um... 239 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,774 - Can they hear me? - Yeah. Just lean in. 240 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,787 Yeah. Um... 241 00:10:47,822 --> 00:10:52,025 so, I've decided to blow up Earth. 242 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,969 And, uh... 243 00:10:56,994 --> 00:10:58,194 I guess that's it. 244 00:10:58,219 --> 00:10:59,225 All right. 245 00:11:04,605 --> 00:11:07,932 So, uh, just to be totally clear... 246 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:12,136 you want to destroy the entire world and kill everyone? 247 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,069 Yeah. But that's not why I brought you in here. 248 00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:16,054 We have something bigger to discuss... 249 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,619 my next thing. 250 00:11:18,027 --> 00:11:21,062 I bet you a hundo you can't guess what it is. 251 00:11:25,301 --> 00:11:26,667 Is it a new planet? 252 00:11:26,703 --> 00:11:27,802 You owe me a hundo! 253 00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:29,937 This here is a restaurant. 254 00:11:29,973 --> 00:11:33,174 - What? - I call it... Lazy Susan's. 255 00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:36,511 Okay, what two things do people love the most? 256 00:11:36,546 --> 00:11:38,412 - Uh... - Great food. 257 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,481 And lazy rivers. Right? 258 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:41,849 Here's how it works. 259 00:11:41,885 --> 00:11:45,219 The outside is a lazy river. 260 00:11:45,255 --> 00:11:47,789 And the middle part here is an island that has, you know, 261 00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:51,092 like, all these great chefs making all kinds of food. 262 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,961 Now, you, you're floating around with, uh, 263 00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:57,031 some sort of a claw-type device, right? 264 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,666 And when you see a food you like, 265 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,768 you just reach out with your claw, 266 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,271 and you grab it with your claw. 267 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,139 Couple of questions. Shoot. 268 00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:09,443 If you're blowing up the Earth, where will the restaurant be? 269 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,079 Space? Somewhere in space? 270 00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:13,714 I don't know. That's your department. 271 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,516 Oh. I'm involved. 272 00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:18,252 We are really doing something. 273 00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:19,722 Something amazing. 274 00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:22,475 I love you, buddy. 275 00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:24,894 I love you. 276 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,629 Reminder... All departments are responsible 277 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,165 for the disposal of their assets. 278 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:09,070 All right, that's your severance package. 279 00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:10,538 You get two weeks of health coverage 280 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:12,673 for every thousand years of service. 281 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,408 - This is horrible. - You'll land on your feet. 282 00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:17,578 There are other galaxies out there and other jobs. 283 00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:18,980 If you want, I can put a referral in 284 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,214 for you at the Borgon Nebula. 285 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,817 W-Would I be answering prayers there? 286 00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:25,086 Well, there's no life-forms there, so, no. 287 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:26,654 You'd mainly be swirling debris. 288 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,823 Right? And does the debris ever dance? 289 00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,024 What? 290 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,893 Say the debris had lost an object, 291 00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:33,361 and then that object were found for it, 292 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,529 would the debris be like... 293 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,901 Craig, look, this is a good opportunity for you. 294 00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:41,836 You have been working for centuries. 295 00:13:41,871 --> 00:13:43,437 So just take a break. 296 00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:44,672 Hang out with your friends. 297 00:13:44,707 --> 00:13:46,207 Yes. My friends. 298 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,842 You know, you don't even need to stick around today. 299 00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:49,310 Skip out early. 300 00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,878 Go get a burger with your buddies. 301 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,346 Mm. Burgers. 302 00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:54,749 Speaking of, looks like happy hour's starting early. 303 00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:58,152 Wait for me, ya dickheads! 304 00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:09,697 And I already have a prototype for the claw. 305 00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:12,199 Bet you a hundo I can pick up a single peanut. 306 00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:16,904 Damn it! It was working good before. 307 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,272 Yeah, it's a great idea for a restaurant. 308 00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:21,809 But you know what else was a really great idea? 309 00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,644 - Earth. - Nah. 310 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,546 Come on, you said it yourself... It's a mess. 311 00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:27,315 I mean, look at all those prayers. 312 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,768 They're impossible. 313 00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:30,918 Maybe I can... I can help. 314 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,988 You couldn't answer a single one of those. 315 00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:39,093 You wanna make a bet? 316 00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:41,295 A bet? 317 00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:42,563 You hear that, Sanjay? 318 00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:44,432 A bet. 319 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,100 Interesting. 320 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,535 - You thinking a hundo? - Mm... 321 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,271 I was thinking something a little higher-stakes. 322 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,006 Ohh! A thouso? 323 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,843 Bigger. 324 00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:59,380 If I answer one of these "Impossible" prayers, 325 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:01,048 you spare Earth. 326 00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:04,685 A-All right. All right. 327 00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:07,188 But. If you fail... 328 00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:08,322 The Earth explodes. 329 00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:10,558 Yeah, but, also... 330 00:15:10,593 --> 00:15:14,428 you have to eat a worm. 331 00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,263 Alive. The whole thing. 332 00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,666 The head and the butt. In front of everyone. 333 00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:19,867 And you have to act like you like it. 334 00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:21,902 You have to go, "Mmm. Oh-ho! 335 00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:24,171 Mmm. Yum. I like worms." 336 00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:25,906 Hey! 337 00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:27,475 Did you hear that, Sanjay? Isn't that great? 338 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,120 Very funny. 339 00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,779 All right. Good luck. 340 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,517 How long do I have? 341 00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,819 - Two weeks. - How about a month? 342 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,022 Two weeks! 343 00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,757 Oh. 344 00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:46,293 Prayer 98% complete. 345 00:15:46,329 --> 00:15:48,763 Great news! I figured it out. 346 00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:50,865 - Please not now. - Listen, I made a bet with God, 347 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,700 and all we have to do to save the world 348 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:53,901 is answer one of these... 349 00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:55,369 Please just leave me alone. 350 00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,670 Craig, this is a big deal! 351 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,005 - Come on! - Oh! 352 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,541 - Oh! - Minor earthquake. 353 00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:01,809 That was hours of work. 354 00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:03,878 So what? It's just a missing glove. 355 00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:05,546 - Who cares about gloves? - I do! 356 00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:06,881 I care about gloves! 357 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,450 I care about gloves! 358 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,718 No, look, I know. 359 00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:13,020 You think what I do is small 360 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,589 and stupid and insignificant. 361 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,291 But it is my life. 362 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,027 I-I don't have anything else. 363 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,429 All right, the rest of you are fine. 364 00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:24,198 You just go around. "Oh, let's go grab a burger. 365 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,300 Let's all socialize, get burgers together. 366 00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:28,769 Let's go to a party and have... 367 00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:30,237 burgers," or however it goes... 368 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:33,441 I don't know how it goes. Maybe I will never know. 369 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:36,177 But I knew about my job. 370 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,846 I was good at that, at least. 371 00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,815 And you've taken that away from me. 372 00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:54,499 _ 373 00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:13,077 Please. I really need my glove. 374 00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:25,805 Oh, good. You're here. 375 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,991 Why? What have you done now? 376 00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:28,560 Oh, I just, uh... 377 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:31,429 I wanted to make sure you got the last leaf. 378 00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:39,237 Ah! My glove! 379 00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:41,639 Prayer complete. 380 00:17:42,742 --> 00:17:45,076 Well, no, you should stamp it. 381 00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:47,212 - You sure? - Absolutely. 382 00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,847 It was a team effort. 383 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,922 Time to kill. 384 00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,390 - F7? - Yeah, F7. 385 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,725 Whoo! Woman: Mute. 386 00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:09,868 That's a lot to go through. 387 00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:11,936 We should probably get started. 388 00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:17,942 Maybe we can do it over burgers? 389 00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:19,644 Burgers? 390 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,913 "Please save the rainforest." 391 00:18:21,948 --> 00:18:24,849 Impossible. "Please stop all wars." No. 392 00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:27,352 "Please make everyone just chill out on Twitter." 393 00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:29,220 - "Wi-Fi." - "Wi-Fi." 394 00:18:29,256 --> 00:18:30,889 - "Airport Wi-Fi." - "Wi-Fi." 395 00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:32,690 "Wi-Fi." 396 00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:36,794 Craig, come on! 397 00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:40,999 Craig, leave 'em! 398 00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:44,202 Uh, it was really nice meeting you. 399 00:18:44,237 --> 00:18:45,858 You too. 400 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:56,180 Please, if anybody is listening... 401 00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:57,849 I really like this girl. 402 00:18:57,884 --> 00:18:59,751 Just please make this happen. 403 00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:01,920 No. No, no, no, no, no. 404 00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:03,922 Okay, love prayers never work, all right? 405 00:19:03,957 --> 00:19:05,657 There's... There's too many variables. 406 00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:07,892 So, that girl he likes could be uninterested in him, 407 00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,861 or she could be in love with somebody else. 408 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:12,330 But check it out. 409 00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:14,365 Related prayer. 410 00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:26,577 Please, if you're listening... 411 00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:29,569 I really like this guy. 412 00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:31,616 Please make this happen. 413 00:19:35,322 --> 00:19:37,455 This could work. 414 00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:49,442 I don't know. These prayers seem kinda vague. 415 00:19:49,478 --> 00:19:51,511 I mean, "make it happen"? 416 00:19:51,547 --> 00:19:52,659 Like, what does that even mean? 417 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,525 Uh, it just means they want to become a couple. 418 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,428 Yeah, but at what point do two people "become a couple"? 419 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,430 How about we'll say the prayer has been answered 420 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,098 if they go out on a date? 421 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,567 Yeah, I don't know. 422 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,484 I think they really have to, like, you know, "do it." 423 00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,019 - Right? - Two dates. 424 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,118 And they hold hands. 425 00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:09,386 I think it needs to be full sex. 426 00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:11,789 - How about a kiss? - Ooh, a kiss! 427 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,059 Romantic. Ha. Little Casanova over here. 428 00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:16,894 I like it. 429 00:20:16,929 --> 00:20:18,595 Rosie? Bring it in. 430 00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,594 Earth destruction in two weeks. 431 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,934 All right, wait a minute. 432 00:20:30,969 --> 00:20:33,711 Eliza, are you sure you want this prayer? 433 00:20:33,746 --> 00:20:37,147 'Cause once Rosie closes up that world-explody thing, 434 00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:39,550 there's no turning back. 435 00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:43,610 I don't want you crying when everybody starts calling you 436 00:20:43,635 --> 00:20:45,802 "Worm Breath." 437 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,979 - What? - I'm sure. 438 00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:49,960 All right. It's a bet. 439 00:20:51,263 --> 00:20:52,763 Bet is made. 440 00:20:56,302 --> 00:21:00,112 You just picked the hardest prayer in the box! 441 00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,303 Uh... n... 442 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,328 It doesn't seem that hard. 443 00:21:03,353 --> 00:21:06,054 I mean, these two people, they really like each other. 444 00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:08,011 They... They get along, they're... 445 00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,447 they have fun together, they're in close physical proximity. 446 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,182 I mean, it should be simple. 447 00:21:12,218 --> 00:21:13,450 Right, Craig? 448 00:21:13,486 --> 00:21:14,852 Right. Yes. 449 00:21:14,887 --> 00:21:16,420 Uh, should be simple. 450 00:21:16,455 --> 00:21:18,478 - Hey, you shaved. - Did I? 451 00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:19,970 Yes, I did. 452 00:21:20,526 --> 00:21:22,726 - You ready? - Let's do it. 453 00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:27,331 No, sir, love ain't easy. 454 00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:31,268 She is gonna eat that worm. 455 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,374 Police say the "shotgun killer" is still at large. 456 00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,309 Not a single fingerprint was found, 457 00:21:39,345 --> 00:21:40,811 leading investigators to conclude 458 00:21:40,846 --> 00:21:42,679 that the killer must have been wearing 459 00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:45,182 what could have only been two gloves. 460 00:21:45,217 --> 00:21:46,450 F7. 461 00:21:46,485 --> 00:21:47,723 Mute. 31870

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