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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,101 --> 00:00:12,818 [birds twittering] 2 00:00:18,829 --> 00:00:23,829 3 00:00:23,831 --> 00:00:26,292 [birds continue twittering] 4 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:33,633 [woman] Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento? 5 00:00:35,593 --> 00:00:37,759 You are from Sacramento. 6 00:00:37,761 --> 00:00:40,345 You don't have to do that. 7 00:00:40,347 --> 00:00:43,642 Well, it's nice to make things neat and clean. 8 00:00:47,731 --> 00:00:49,398 - You ready to go home? - Ready. 9 00:00:50,566 --> 00:00:53,737 [man on radio] Her hand moved behind his head and supported it. 10 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:57,448 Her fingers moved gently in his hair. 11 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:01,118 She looked up and across the barn, 12 00:01:02,621 --> 00:01:10,042 and her lips came together and smiled mysteriously. 13 00:01:10,044 --> 00:01:11,668 [man #2 on radio] You've been listening to... 14 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:13,110 - [exhales] - ...The Grapes of Wrath, 15 00:01:13,547 --> 00:01:15,633 - by John Steinbeck. If you... - [radio off] 16 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,678 [sniffling] 17 00:01:19,178 --> 00:01:22,054 [woman] Our college trip took 21 hours and five minutes. 18 00:01:22,056 --> 00:01:24,350 [both laugh] 19 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:28,352 - [laughs] - [radio on] 20 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:31,649 Hey, wait. Let's just sit with what we heard. 21 00:01:33,568 --> 00:01:35,817 - Are you serious? - Well, we don't have to constantly 22 00:01:35,819 --> 00:01:37,539 be entertaining ourselves, do we? [sniffles] 23 00:01:43,161 --> 00:01:45,953 [sighs] 24 00:01:45,955 --> 00:01:47,999 I wish I could live through something. 25 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:51,043 - Aren't you? - Nope. 26 00:01:52,253 --> 00:01:56,171 The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome. 27 00:01:56,173 --> 00:01:59,341 Okay, fine. Well, yours is the worst life of all, so you win. 28 00:01:59,343 --> 00:02:00,968 - Oh, so now you're mad... - No, it's just... 29 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:02,302 - because I wanted to listen to music? - You're being ridiculous, 30 00:02:02,304 --> 00:02:04,638 - because you have a great life. - I'm sorry I'm not perfect. 31 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,349 No one's asking you to be perfect. Just considerate would do. 32 00:02:07,351 --> 00:02:09,768 I don't even want to go to school in this state anyway. 33 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:12,939 I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. 34 00:02:12,941 --> 00:02:15,774 Your dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition. 35 00:02:15,776 --> 00:02:18,069 - There are loans, scholarships. - Your very smart brother... 36 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,988 - he can't even find a job. - He and Shelly work. They have jobs. 37 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:23,198 They bag at the grocery store. That is not a career. 38 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,118 - And they went to Berkeley. - [sighs] 39 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,411 Your father's company is laying off people right and left. 40 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:28,997 Did you even know that? No, of course you don't, 41 00:02:28,999 --> 00:02:35,128 because you don't think about anybody but yourself. 42 00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:37,547 And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury. 43 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:39,339 Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me. 44 00:02:39,341 --> 00:02:42,844 Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him at Sac High. 45 00:02:42,846 --> 00:02:45,178 Is that what you want? So, you're telling me 46 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:47,807 that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you? 47 00:02:47,809 --> 00:02:50,851 He barely saw that. I wanna go where culture is, 48 00:02:50,853 --> 00:02:52,269 - like New York, or at least Connecticut... - How in the world 49 00:02:52,271 --> 00:02:53,646 did I raise such a snob? 50 00:02:53,648 --> 00:02:55,273 ...or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods. 51 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,982 You couldn't get into those schools, anyway. 52 00:02:56,984 --> 00:02:58,817 - Mom! - You can't even pass your driver's test. 53 00:02:58,819 --> 00:03:00,570 Because you wouldn't let me practice enough! 54 00:03:00,572 --> 00:03:03,113 The way that you work... or the way that you don't work... 55 00:03:03,115 --> 00:03:05,200 you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. 56 00:03:05,202 --> 00:03:07,993 - My name is Lady Bird. - Well, actually, it's not, 57 00:03:07,995 --> 00:03:09,161 - and it's ridiculous... - Call me Lady Bird, 58 00:03:09,163 --> 00:03:11,039 - because your name is Christine. - Like you said you would. 59 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:13,291 You should just go to city college. You know, with your work ethic, 60 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:16,418 just go to city college, and then to jail, and then back to city college, 61 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:20,422 and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to... 62 00:03:20,424 --> 00:03:22,257 - [screams] - [man] In the name of the Father, 63 00:03:22,259 --> 00:03:24,594 and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 64 00:03:24,596 --> 00:03:25,886 [students] Amen. 65 00:03:25,888 --> 00:03:28,766 - [man] Let the Lord be with you. - And also with you. 66 00:03:29,351 --> 00:03:32,351 I want to welcome all of you back to the start of the new school year, 67 00:03:32,353 --> 00:03:35,273 all the Xavier boys and Immaculate Heart girls. 68 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:38,106 [teacher, students] Hail Mary, full of grace. 69 00:03:38,108 --> 00:03:40,235 The Lord is with thee. 70 00:03:40,237 --> 00:03:42,654 Blessed art thou amongst women... 71 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,738 Glory to you, O Lord. 72 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:47,825 [teacher, students] I pledge allegiance to the Flag 73 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:50,410 of the United States of America, 74 00:03:50,412 --> 00:03:53,039 and to the Republic for which it stands, 75 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:57,751 one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. 76 00:03:57,753 --> 00:04:01,755 A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys, boys and healthy vending machines, 77 00:04:01,757 --> 00:04:04,216 because no one wants a muffin with that many calories. 78 00:04:04,218 --> 00:04:05,512 Whoo! 79 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:10,305 Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the finals," 80 00:04:10,307 --> 00:04:11,975 or, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the midterm?" 81 00:04:11,977 --> 00:04:14,685 Because I'm not gonna tell you. That is none of your business. 82 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,521 - [laughs] - Those aren't the rules. This is my house. 83 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:20,025 [sighs] "A reading from a letter of St. John." 84 00:04:20,402 --> 00:04:23,363 [man] We're afraid that we will never escape our past, 85 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,864 and we're afraid of what the future will bring. 86 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:30,242 We're afraid that we will not get into the college of our choice. 87 00:04:30,244 --> 00:04:33,162 We're afraid we won't be loved, 88 00:04:33,164 --> 00:04:36,206 we won't be liked, we won't succeed. 89 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:39,376 [teacher] Here are the classics... St. Augustine, of course, 90 00:04:39,378 --> 00:04:41,920 Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard... 91 00:04:41,922 --> 00:04:45,465 Oh, wait until you hear his love story. 92 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:49,220 It will make you swoon. 93 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:52,473 [speaking Spanish] 94 00:04:52,475 --> 00:04:55,225 [man] And the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ. 95 00:04:55,227 --> 00:05:00,398 [students] For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. 96 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,982 Amen. 97 00:05:01,984 --> 00:05:05,278 [Teacher] Some of the students were disturbed by your posters. 98 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:10,240 [Lady Bird] It's just a bird head on a lady body, or vice versa. 99 00:05:10,242 --> 00:05:11,910 I think it's a little upsetting. 100 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,119 It's my tradition to run for office. 101 00:05:14,121 --> 00:05:15,997 Don't worry. I won't win. 102 00:05:15,999 --> 00:05:18,124 That's not what I'm worried about. 103 00:05:18,126 --> 00:05:20,919 This won't mess with my scholarship, will it? 104 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,881 No. You're okay there. 105 00:05:25,008 --> 00:05:27,258 You have a performative streak, I think. 106 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,509 Yeah, I think that too. 107 00:05:29,511 --> 00:05:31,595 Maybe you would enjoy theater arts. 108 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:34,641 They're having auditions for the fall musical. 109 00:05:34,643 --> 00:05:36,266 Do we have that here? 110 00:05:36,268 --> 00:05:38,436 It's a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier. 111 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,812 How am I a senior and not know we have that? 112 00:05:40,814 --> 00:05:44,193 Perhaps you haven't always been an active part of this community. 113 00:05:45,695 --> 00:05:50,659 They do a fall musical and a spring play, and from what I hear, it's a real blast. 114 00:05:51,325 --> 00:05:53,951 What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad. 115 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:56,288 But math isn't something you're terribly strong in. 116 00:05:57,332 --> 00:05:59,581 That we know of yet. 117 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:01,126 [bell ringing] 118 00:06:03,712 --> 00:06:05,506 - There you go. - Thanks. 119 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:08,760 [Lady Bird] "Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes. 120 00:06:09,261 --> 00:06:11,554 - But it's not my real name. - It's not the same thing. 121 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:17,516 I'm not sure you're right. 122 00:06:17,518 --> 00:06:19,478 [Julie laughs, mutters] 123 00:06:20,938 --> 00:06:22,273 I love this neighborhood. 124 00:06:23,191 --> 00:06:24,568 Yeah, it's so beautiful. 125 00:06:26,277 --> 00:06:28,319 [Julie] If I lived here, I would definitely have my wedding 126 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,028 in the backyard. 127 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:33,408 I'd have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. 128 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:37,789 I'd be like, "Mom, we're taking the snacks upstairs to the TV room." 129 00:06:38,582 --> 00:06:40,208 I'd have my own bathroom. 130 00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:41,833 [sighs] 131 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,792 I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here, 132 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,502 but quit wrinkling all the magazines! 133 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:47,422 [Lady Bird] When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. 134 00:06:47,424 --> 00:06:50,090 I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right. 135 00:06:50,092 --> 00:06:53,886 Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person. 136 00:06:53,888 --> 00:06:55,180 No way. 137 00:06:57,309 --> 00:06:59,266 Yeah, okay. Maybe. 138 00:06:59,268 --> 00:07:01,352 [Julie] See, why don't I look like that? 139 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,271 Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song "New York Groove" playing 140 00:07:04,273 --> 00:07:05,898 and feel like it really applies to my life. 141 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,275 You've never even been to New York. 142 00:07:07,277 --> 00:07:09,860 That's why I'm applying to New York colleges. 143 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,487 Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually in the city? 144 00:07:12,489 --> 00:07:15,824 - Your parents would pay for that? - Scholarships, financial aid... 145 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:19,955 I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't get in, but she is sorely mistaken. 146 00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:22,417 - What about terrorism? - Don't be a Republican. 147 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,667 - Probably just gonna go to city college. - [pages rustling] 148 00:07:25,669 --> 00:07:28,338 - Put the magazine back! - [both snickering] 149 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:30,506 Shit! [huffs] 150 00:07:30,508 --> 00:07:33,968 - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? 151 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:37,304 Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. 152 00:07:37,306 --> 00:07:39,932 Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. 153 00:07:39,934 --> 00:07:42,852 Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. 154 00:07:42,854 --> 00:07:45,396 - I couldn't resist it. [laughing] - She loves pink. 155 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,523 It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. 156 00:07:47,525 --> 00:07:49,275 I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. 157 00:07:49,277 --> 00:07:51,485 - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. 158 00:07:51,487 --> 00:07:54,112 I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. 159 00:07:54,114 --> 00:07:55,739 - Thank you. - Okay. 160 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:58,617 [easy listening music playing] 161 00:07:58,619 --> 00:08:00,869 ♪ It's hard to think ♪ 162 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:03,288 ♪ This eve of parting ♪ 163 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:07,836 ♪ Turns to sand of summer gone ♪ 164 00:08:09,463 --> 00:08:14,550 ♪ When both our minds are warped with parting ♪ 165 00:08:14,552 --> 00:08:18,430 ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ 166 00:08:21,684 --> 00:08:23,769 ♪ Maybe I should... ♪ 167 00:08:24,813 --> 00:08:28,105 [man] Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. 168 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:32,318 - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. 169 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,446 - I didn't even know he was sick again. - [spits] 170 00:08:34,822 --> 00:08:35,823 How old was he? 171 00:08:36,657 --> 00:08:38,031 - Only 56. - [knocking on door] 172 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:40,325 - [Miguel] Can Shelly and I get in there? - In a minute, honey. 173 00:08:40,327 --> 00:08:42,745 - Dad and I are still in here. - That's too young. 174 00:08:42,747 --> 00:08:45,707 - Lady Bird, you better be dressed. - I am dressed. 175 00:08:45,709 --> 00:08:48,044 Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note. 176 00:08:49,461 --> 00:08:53,213 Do you think that Shelly and Miguel have sex on the pullout couch? 177 00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:54,674 Oh, yeah. 178 00:08:54,676 --> 00:08:56,427 [both laughing] 179 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,679 - Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long, 180 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:02,931 you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up. 181 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,391 Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways. 182 00:09:04,393 --> 00:09:05,642 - [Lady Bird] What? - You heard her. 183 00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:06,937 Eat quickly, please. 184 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:09,981 Look at all these pictures. Every newspaper looks like USA Today. 185 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,692 Shelly and I are trying to be vegan, hence the soy milk. 186 00:09:12,694 --> 00:09:13,859 You wear leather jackets. 187 00:09:13,861 --> 00:09:15,612 But they're vintage, so they don't support the industry. 188 00:09:15,614 --> 00:09:17,280 They aren't done. There's white stuff. 189 00:09:17,282 --> 00:09:18,573 You know how much you love Brambles? 190 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:19,741 Pigs are smarter than him even. 191 00:09:19,743 --> 00:09:22,035 I never thought Brambles was a genius, okay? 192 00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:24,871 - Mom, the eggs are not done. - Fine. Make your own fucking eggs. 193 00:09:24,873 --> 00:09:26,872 I wanted to. You won't let me. 194 00:09:26,874 --> 00:09:28,625 - Your sister doesn't like me. - [Lady Bird] I'm hungry! 195 00:09:28,627 --> 00:09:31,627 - She does. - [mom] You had your chance. Going to bed. 196 00:09:31,629 --> 00:09:33,838 - ["Hand in My Pocket" playing] - [barks] 197 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,089 [Lady Bird] Did you know that Alanis Morissette 198 00:09:36,091 --> 00:09:38,383 wrote this song in only ten minutes? 199 00:09:38,385 --> 00:09:40,886 - I believe it. - [chuckles] 200 00:09:40,888 --> 00:09:45,516 So, I'm applying to a couple East Coast schools. 201 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,770 I need you to help me with the financial aid applications, but Mom can't know. 202 00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:51,856 We... Aren't they quite expensive? 203 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:54,775 First, yes. That's why financial aid. 204 00:09:54,777 --> 00:09:56,694 Second, I have to get in first. 205 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,695 Mom won't be happy about it. 206 00:09:58,697 --> 00:10:01,408 Which is why I don't want to fight about it before I have to. 207 00:10:02,576 --> 00:10:04,577 - Just pull over here. - Are you sure? 208 00:10:04,579 --> 00:10:07,704 - I can drive you to the front. - No. This is fine. I like to walk. 209 00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:08,830 [sets parking brake] 210 00:10:08,832 --> 00:10:11,125 Well, I love you. 211 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,586 So, what do you think about college? 212 00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:16,091 - See what I can do. - Thanks, Dad. 213 00:10:16,508 --> 00:10:18,343 I love you too. Have a good day at work. 214 00:10:19,094 --> 00:10:23,262 Hey, I'm like Keith Richards. I'm just happy to be anywhere. 215 00:10:23,264 --> 00:10:28,476 ♪ And what it all comes down to ♪ 216 00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:30,727 ♪ Is that I haven't got it all Figured out just yet ♪ 217 00:10:30,729 --> 00:10:31,896 - [horn honks] - Hey, bitch. 218 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:34,232 - Hey. - All right, girls. 219 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,525 - Hope you like pickles. - Thanks, Uncle Matt. 220 00:10:36,527 --> 00:10:39,570 - Sweet. - He's not your uncle. 221 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,655 Just something I'm trying out. Bye, Mom. 222 00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:42,615 - Bye. - Love you. 223 00:10:42,617 --> 00:10:43,785 Bye. I love you. 224 00:10:44,619 --> 00:10:46,245 - Your mom really likes you. - Yeah. 225 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:49,124 - I just keep getting fatter. - Me too. 226 00:10:50,374 --> 00:10:52,125 - Matt's awesome. - Yeah. 227 00:10:52,127 --> 00:10:54,421 I hope he marries my mom. That would be so nice. 228 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:56,797 He promised me his old car when I turn 18. 229 00:10:57,548 --> 00:11:00,257 [Lady Bird] Ugh! That car should be illegal. 230 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,676 Jenna Walton's not doing any off-roading. 231 00:11:02,678 --> 00:11:04,304 She just goes to Pavilions. 232 00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:07,681 I heard Jenna Walton has a tanning bed in her house. 233 00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:09,766 [Lady Bird] She is so pretty. 234 00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:12,022 [Julie] Her skin is luminous. 235 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:13,857 Maybe we should try tanning. 236 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:17,482 Yeah. 237 00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:20,361 - [laughter] - [Lady Bird] ...in the tub... 238 00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:23,655 I scoot myself under, just like now, like this, 239 00:11:23,657 --> 00:11:26,617 and then the water just... whoop. 240 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:30,622 - [laughing] - [chuckles] Schwoop. 241 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,082 Ooh, you're so gross! 242 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,461 I think I figured it out when I was, like, three or something. 243 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:40,088 I take the showerhead... [laughing] 244 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,506 [chuckling] Oh, my God... 245 00:11:41,508 --> 00:11:43,510 [muttering, laughing] Embarrassing, I use that. 246 00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:46,681 I don't know if mine is the right kind though. 247 00:11:47,806 --> 00:11:50,141 Maybe it's different when you actually have a penis in there. 248 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,142 Like, it's more intense. [chuckling] 249 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,896 - Mine was pretty intense, I think. - [laughing] 250 00:11:54,898 --> 00:11:57,106 You're not supposed to eat the wafers. 251 00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:59,483 They're not consecrated. 252 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,236 [sighs] 253 00:12:01,238 --> 00:12:03,323 [both laughing] 254 00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:09,910 - Being alive - [piano playing] 255 00:12:09,912 --> 00:12:11,913 - [applause] - [man] Okay. Christine. 256 00:12:11,915 --> 00:12:14,582 - Lady Bird. - Is that your given name? 257 00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:17,251 - Yeah. - Why is it in quotes? 258 00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:20,213 Well, I gave it to myself. It's given to me, by me. 259 00:12:20,215 --> 00:12:23,133 Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird. 260 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,425 Everybody says don't, everybody says don't 261 00:12:25,427 --> 00:12:27,761 Everybody says don't, it isn't right 262 00:12:27,763 --> 00:12:30,473 Don't, it isn't nice 263 00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:32,224 Everybody says don't, everybody says don't 264 00:12:32,226 --> 00:12:34,142 Everybody says don't walk on the grass 265 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:37,896 - [piano playing] - Rolling along 266 00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:40,983 Rolling along 267 00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:44,905 Make me a channel of your peace 268 00:12:45,739 --> 00:12:49,869 Where there is despair in life Let me bring hope 269 00:12:50,912 --> 00:12:55,039 Where there is darkness, only light 270 00:12:55,041 --> 00:13:00,086 And where there's sadness, ever joy 271 00:13:00,088 --> 00:13:01,628 [piano playing] 272 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:04,633 There are giants in the sky 273 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:10,347 There are big, tall, terrible giants in the sky 274 00:13:12,933 --> 00:13:14,892 When you're way up high And you look below 275 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,685 At the world you left And the things you know 276 00:13:16,687 --> 00:13:18,646 Little more than a glance Is enough to show you 277 00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:20,149 Just how small you are 278 00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:23,652 [mom] I see light on in your room. Go to bed. 279 00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:28,072 - Congratulations. - You too. We both got in. 280 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,866 [sighs] Everyone who auditioned got in. 281 00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:32,327 The part I got was basically not getting in. 282 00:13:32,329 --> 00:13:34,661 I don't even know how I got cast in my part. 283 00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:37,873 Me neither. I was the one who had a dress and prepared a song. 284 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,251 - I know. - Now you're gonna be all romantic 285 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,336 with Danny on stage. 286 00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:44,005 It's probably my only shot at that, you know? 287 00:13:44,007 --> 00:13:46,885 - Do you have a pen? - Yeah. 288 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,358 - Mom. - We don't need to buy that. 289 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,152 It's only three dollars. I'm having a hard week. 290 00:14:07,154 --> 00:14:09,530 Well, if you wanna read it, we can go down to the public library. 291 00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:11,949 - I wanna read it in bed. - That's something that rich people do. 292 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,035 We're not rich people. 293 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,705 Stop. 294 00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:19,958 Stop it. Stop it. 295 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,501 [child fussing] 296 00:14:22,503 --> 00:14:23,752 Listen, stop. 297 00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:24,920 Hey. 298 00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:26,088 Hi. 299 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,341 Come here often? 300 00:14:28,343 --> 00:14:29,592 Excuse me? 301 00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:32,053 I'm Lady Bird. We're gonna be in the musical together. 302 00:14:32,055 --> 00:14:35,348 Oh, yeah. I remember you. You were wearing that dress. 303 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:38,184 Well, I just wanted to say, "What's up," and I'll see you in rehearsal. 304 00:14:38,186 --> 00:14:41,062 Thanks. I'm super excited. You... You live in the neighborhood? 305 00:14:41,064 --> 00:14:43,772 No. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. 306 00:14:43,774 --> 00:14:46,525 - Wh-What? - Is that your family? 307 00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:47,527 Yeah. 308 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,904 Wow. There's so many of you. 309 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:52,906 Irish Catholic. It's hard to find a girl to date that's not my cousin. 310 00:14:52,908 --> 00:14:56,870 Well, okay. You're gonna make a great Franklin. 311 00:14:56,872 --> 00:15:00,540 Oh, thanks. I want my hair... or his hair... to be curly, though. 312 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:01,958 - Yeah. - Like, um... 313 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,709 Like Jim Morrison. Very '70s. 314 00:15:03,711 --> 00:15:06,128 - Like Jim Morrison. Exactly. - Yeah. 315 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,796 - [woman] Danny! - Oh, I gotta go. 316 00:15:07,798 --> 00:15:10,009 - [child fussing] - Bye. 317 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,929 Who is Jim Morrison again? 318 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,890 He was in a rock band, moron. The Doors. 319 00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:19,141 - I knew that. - This is with your employee discount? 320 00:15:19,143 --> 00:15:21,310 Yeah. It's already included. 321 00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:23,438 Oh, my... Okay. 322 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,147 - [teacher] Ma. - [students] Ma. 323 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,357 - Mana. - Mana. 324 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,068 - Manala. - Manala. 325 00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:32,405 Because it's not important to be right. It's only important to be... 326 00:15:32,407 --> 00:15:33,740 - [students] True. - Exactly! 327 00:15:33,742 --> 00:15:35,867 - [girl] Purple. - [exclaims] 328 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,618 - [boy] Two. - [stomps] 329 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:38,828 - Two. - [stomps] 330 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,039 Two. 331 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,083 - [claps] - [clicks tongue] 332 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,876 [laughter] 333 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:49,005 Yesterday is done 334 00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:53,050 See the pretty countryside 335 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,346 To get our emotions going, we're going to play 336 00:15:56,348 --> 00:15:59,390 first one to cry wins 337 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,935 Starting... now. 338 00:16:02,937 --> 00:16:04,355 I'm playing too. 339 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,358 So is Miss Patty. 340 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,070 [sighs] 341 00:16:14,114 --> 00:16:16,825 [person softly crying] 342 00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:20,453 [sniffles] 343 00:16:20,455 --> 00:16:22,749 [crying continues] 344 00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:30,630 Oh... 345 00:16:30,632 --> 00:16:33,593 [sniffling] I'm sorry. 346 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:34,926 I'm sorry. 347 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:39,848 [girl] I heard that before he became a priest, he was married, 348 00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:43,267 and had a son named Etienne, who died at 17 of a drug overdose, 349 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,019 which maybe was a suicide. 350 00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:47,983 But my mom says same difference, if you're that careless with your life. 351 00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:51,442 - [horn honks] - Oh, that's her. Gotta go. 352 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,863 - Bye, guys. - [both] Bye. 353 00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:57,323 [chuckles] 354 00:16:57,325 --> 00:16:59,449 Oh, I almost forgot. 355 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:04,163 I brought you these hot rollers... for your Jim Morrison hair. 356 00:17:04,165 --> 00:17:07,125 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 357 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,963 - You'll have to show me how to use them. - It would be my pleasure. 358 00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:18,720 They look like sperms. 359 00:17:18,722 --> 00:17:21,723 I ju... I just remembered, I had a dream about you. 360 00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:23,515 - Really? [laughs] - Yeah. 361 00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:26,560 - What... What happened? - Um, we were... 362 00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:28,771 we were flying to Disneyland on a giant carrot. 363 00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:31,107 [laughs] That's awesome. 364 00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:33,526 - I love Disneyland. - Yeah. Me too. 365 00:17:33,528 --> 00:17:36,320 - I think it's kind of scary, but... - Mm. 366 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,657 ...I also love it. 367 00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,950 [Mr. Bruno] So, everybody clear on applying rules of exponents? 368 00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:43,368 You guys with me? Don't leave me hanging. 369 00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:47,206 Give me a nod. That's good. Maybe even a verbal confirmation. 370 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:48,081 Yes. 371 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,167 Aha! Thank you. That's what I like to hear. 372 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,546 All right. So I'm gonna be passing back your graded quizzes. 373 00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:56,590 I urge you to find the problems where you went wrong and work them out. 374 00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,717 Good job, Jules. 375 00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:01,803 I can tell from your work you even understood the ones you missed. 376 00:18:01,805 --> 00:18:03,390 [mutters] 377 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,521 Suck a dick. 378 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,563 I like "Jules." 379 00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:15,234 I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good in math. 380 00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:17,486 Even Miguel has a math degree. 381 00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:20,240 Maybe it's your mom's fault. 382 00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:22,619 [contemporary R&B playing ♪] 383 00:18:28,832 --> 00:18:31,084 - You lose! Point Julie! - No. Look. 384 00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:32,796 [music continues] 385 00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:35,715 - Wish me luck. - Luck. 386 00:18:40,844 --> 00:18:43,178 Hey, wanna dance? 387 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,389 Hell, yeah. 388 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,392 [chuckles] 389 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:54,067 - Six inches for the Holy Spirit. - [chuckles] 390 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,584 - [horn honking] - That's us. 391 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,294 - Oh, uh, no. My mom's coming. - No, she's not. 392 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:17,213 - Yeah, she is. - The plan was to sleep over at my house. 393 00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:18,215 No. It's fine. 394 00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:20,549 Okay. Bye. 395 00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:21,551 Bye. 396 00:19:23,304 --> 00:19:24,346 - Hey, Matt. - [mutters] 397 00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:26,472 [car door closes] 398 00:19:26,474 --> 00:19:29,684 - [engine starts] - [chuckles] 399 00:19:29,686 --> 00:19:32,145 [car departing] 400 00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:33,689 Have you ever been out of the country? 401 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,025 - When I was little. - Mm. 402 00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:40,778 My... My dad had a job that took him to Brazil. 403 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,571 I remember from the pictures. 404 00:19:42,573 --> 00:19:44,616 - My dream to... - [stammers] 405 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,993 - Oh. Sorry. - No. No, you go. 406 00:19:47,995 --> 00:19:50,078 I've never been out of the country. 407 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,831 It's, uh... It's my dream to go to Paris. 408 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,378 Ohh. Paris. 409 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,253 That's why I'm taking French. 410 00:19:58,255 --> 00:20:01,592 My mom said French wasn't useful. 411 00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:04,137 It is if you wanna go to Paris. [chuckles] 412 00:20:06,263 --> 00:20:09,184 [both chuckle] 413 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,104 I still don't know how to use those rollers that you gave me. 414 00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:17,022 Oh... [chuckles] Oh, it's so easy. 415 00:20:17,024 --> 00:20:20,234 - Um, so, after they heat up... - Mm-hmm? 416 00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:23,613 ...you... you take your hair 417 00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:28,036 and you twist the hair like this, and... 418 00:20:37,378 --> 00:20:39,337 [panting] 419 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,508 [screams] 420 00:20:42,591 --> 00:20:45,175 Larry, how long will this hold us? 421 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,096 - I don't know. - Well, somebody's gotta know. 422 00:20:48,098 --> 00:20:50,932 [conversation continues, faint] 423 00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:51,935 [Larry] I'm not sure. 424 00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:54,810 [mom] What happens if somebody gets in an accident? 425 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:57,646 [Larry] Uh, the severance package expires all at once. 426 00:20:57,648 --> 00:21:00,357 - Not within the calendar year. - [door closes] 427 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,069 - Is she home? - Maybe just leave it tonight. 428 00:21:03,071 --> 00:21:05,864 No, she knows better. She can't sneak around like this. 429 00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:07,365 - [Larry] Marion. - [door opens] 430 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,283 - You can't leave your room like this. - I didn't. 431 00:21:09,285 --> 00:21:10,909 None of these things were put away right. 432 00:21:10,911 --> 00:21:13,120 - They aren't nice. Christine, now. - I put my clothes away. 433 00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:14,496 - My name is Lady Bird. - Don't lie to me. 434 00:21:14,498 --> 00:21:17,250 This uniform... This is gonna look like trash on Monday. 435 00:21:17,252 --> 00:21:20,544 This isn't right. We can't treat our clothes like this. 436 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,504 I don't know what your wealthy friends do... 437 00:21:22,506 --> 00:21:24,801 Why do you care what I do to my clothes? 438 00:21:27,262 --> 00:21:30,555 - Your father doesn't have a job. - [sighs] 439 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,598 He lost his job. 440 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,800 Do you need him to come in here and explain that to you? 441 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,686 Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway. He's Mr. Nice Guy, 442 00:21:37,688 --> 00:21:39,688 - and I always have to be the bad guy. - Can we please just talk... 443 00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:41,107 - It can't look like a rag, - ...about this tomorrow? 444 00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:42,692 Because that makes us look like rags. 445 00:21:42,694 --> 00:21:44,777 You wanna know the truth? Here's the truth. 446 00:21:44,779 --> 00:21:46,988 Some of your friends' fathers could employ your father, 447 00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:50,325 and they're not gonna do it if it looks like his family is trash. 448 00:21:50,327 --> 00:21:58,327 You understand? 449 00:21:59,127 --> 00:22:03,213 Didn't you ever go to sleep without putting all your clothes away perfectly? 450 00:22:03,215 --> 00:22:04,465 Like even once? 451 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,801 And don't you wish your mom hadn't gotten angry? 452 00:22:09,387 --> 00:22:15,934 My mother was an abusive alcoholic. 453 00:22:15,936 --> 00:22:20,021 So, I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges. 454 00:22:20,023 --> 00:22:21,023 No way. 455 00:22:21,858 --> 00:22:24,651 Sorry. But yes, no way. 456 00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:27,654 Then you'll be applying to UCs and state schools. 457 00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:31,449 Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools like Yale, 458 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,034 but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in. 459 00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:35,704 [laughing] 460 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,417 You definitely couldn't get in. 461 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,417 Part of my job is to help you be realistic. 462 00:22:42,419 --> 00:22:44,462 Yeah. It seems like everyone's job. 463 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,549 Your SAT scores are strangely very good. 464 00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:52,261 I had placed some calls to local alumni of the schools you're interested in, 465 00:22:52,263 --> 00:22:54,638 but unfortunately, all the interviews are taken. 466 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,558 [sighs] So what does that mean? 467 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,355 It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper. 468 00:23:01,982 --> 00:23:07,068 Dreams don't die, so keep an eye on your dream 469 00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:10,070 And before you know where you are, there you are 470 00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:18,072 All right. Stop, stop, stop. 471 00:23:22,002 --> 00:23:23,710 [Danny] Should we go home? 472 00:23:23,712 --> 00:23:26,462 [Lady Bird] My mom is always mad. 473 00:23:26,464 --> 00:23:29,674 Doesn't matter if I get home late. She'll be mad at me anyway. 474 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:33,513 - Your mom's hard on you. - Yeah, well, she loves me a lot. 475 00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:38,018 Pick a star for us. 476 00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:43,437 That one. Right there. 477 00:23:43,439 --> 00:23:45,982 Next to the bright one, and then the dim one. You see it? 478 00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:46,984 Yeah. 479 00:23:48,485 --> 00:23:49,778 That's our star. 480 00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:55,157 You know... 481 00:23:55,159 --> 00:23:58,286 you can touch my boobs, right? 482 00:23:58,288 --> 00:24:02,375 I know. It's just that I respect you too much for that. 483 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:06,586 [chuckles] Cool. Awesome. 484 00:24:06,588 --> 00:24:09,254 I totally get that. Thank you. 485 00:24:09,256 --> 00:24:10,632 You're welcome. 486 00:24:10,634 --> 00:24:13,635 If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either. 487 00:24:13,637 --> 00:24:15,638 I respect you so much... 488 00:24:16,973 --> 00:24:19,725 because I love you. 489 00:24:20,142 --> 00:24:21,227 I love you too. 490 00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:31,528 - Let's name our star Claude. - That's pretentious, don't you think? 491 00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:36,156 It's French. What should we name it? 492 00:24:36,158 --> 00:24:38,410 Bruce. [chuckles] 493 00:24:40,163 --> 00:24:42,582 - I love you! - I love you. 494 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,500 [sighs] 495 00:24:45,502 --> 00:24:49,587 Bruce. 496 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:52,507 It's normal to not touch a penis. 497 00:24:52,509 --> 00:24:54,216 I have to go to class. 498 00:24:54,218 --> 00:24:56,344 - But I have free period. - I need to pass history. 499 00:24:56,346 --> 00:24:58,471 I think we're done with the learning portion of high school. 500 00:24:58,473 --> 00:25:00,138 - I'm gonna go. - No. 501 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:01,683 - Mm-hmm. - I hate being alone. 502 00:25:01,685 --> 00:25:02,852 Bye! Love you! 503 00:25:38,013 --> 00:25:41,848 Did Danny say whether his grandmother has a formal Thanksgiving? 504 00:25:41,850 --> 00:25:45,393 I don't know. There are a lot of kids, but she lives in the Fab 40s. 505 00:25:45,395 --> 00:25:48,271 Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner party once in that neighborhood. 506 00:25:48,273 --> 00:25:50,900 The CEO of ISC. That was pretty formal. 507 00:25:52,526 --> 00:25:54,277 You're not going to a funeral. 508 00:25:54,279 --> 00:25:57,405 Well, I don't know. What says "rich people Thanksgiving"? 509 00:25:57,407 --> 00:26:00,491 I just think it's such a shame that you're spending your last Thanksgiving 510 00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:02,577 with a family you've never met instead of us, but... 511 00:26:02,579 --> 00:26:04,664 I know. I guess you want it that way. 512 00:26:06,248 --> 00:26:08,457 - Are you tired? - No. 513 00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:11,586 - Hey, Marion. - Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby? 514 00:26:11,588 --> 00:26:14,463 - She's crawling. - No! I wanna see a picture at checkout. 515 00:26:14,465 --> 00:26:16,049 - Okay. - Okay. 516 00:26:16,051 --> 00:26:18,592 - 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down. - I'm not tired. 517 00:26:18,594 --> 00:26:21,234 Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. 518 00:26:22,057 --> 00:26:23,141 Well, I just couldn't tell. 519 00:26:24,141 --> 00:26:25,683 Why didn't you just say, "Pick up your feet"? 520 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:26,684 I didn't know if you were tired. 521 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:29,103 - You were being passive-aggressive. - No, I wasn't. 522 00:26:29,105 --> 00:26:30,771 - You are so infuriating. - Please stop yelling. 523 00:26:30,773 --> 00:26:34,360 - I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect! - Honey, do you love it? 524 00:26:55,799 --> 00:27:01,010 So, because my grade book has... disappeared, here's what we're gonna do. 525 00:27:01,012 --> 00:27:03,428 I'm gonna count on you to reconstruct it, okay? 526 00:27:03,430 --> 00:27:05,639 Now, I know you all know your grades better than anybody. 527 00:27:05,641 --> 00:27:09,395 I have a general idea, but this is all about the honor code right now. 528 00:27:10,437 --> 00:27:12,062 Hi. A-minus. 529 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,022 Pretty sure it was an A. 530 00:27:14,024 --> 00:27:16,358 I'm not, but okay. 531 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,780 It was. Trust me, I know talent when I see it. 532 00:27:20,447 --> 00:27:22,324 You're welcome. Thank you. 533 00:27:25,829 --> 00:27:27,496 Hey, I think B. 534 00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:32,125 I thought it was more like B-minus, maybe even C-plus territory? 535 00:27:32,127 --> 00:27:34,586 No, because I did really well on the last quiz. 536 00:27:34,588 --> 00:27:36,796 Oh. I seem to remember you doing only slightly better. 537 00:27:36,798 --> 00:27:38,425 That brought my average up to a B. 538 00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,595 Okay. B it is. 539 00:27:43,597 --> 00:27:46,266 - It's your honor. - [doorbell rings] 540 00:27:46,683 --> 00:27:48,640 Lady Bird, your lover awaits! 541 00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:51,644 - Hello, Danny! The famous Danny! - Hi. 542 00:27:51,646 --> 00:27:53,605 - Aw! - Oh-ho-ho! 543 00:27:53,607 --> 00:27:55,857 Aren't you adorable? 544 00:27:55,859 --> 00:27:57,983 - Larry, isn't he adorable? - He's adorable. 545 00:27:57,985 --> 00:28:01,570 You're driving her and everything. Wow. 546 00:28:01,572 --> 00:28:03,697 Yeah, well, thank you for letting Lady Bird come 547 00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:05,657 to my grandmother's Thanksgiving, Mrs. McPherson. 548 00:28:05,659 --> 00:28:08,077 No. No more politeness. Call me Marion. 549 00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:10,120 Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Mr. McPherson. 550 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,706 Please, call me Mr. Larry McPherson. 551 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,709 [laughing] Larry. Sit down, Danny. 552 00:28:14,711 --> 00:28:17,169 - Can I get you something to drink? - Oh, no, I'm fine. 553 00:28:17,171 --> 00:28:21,174 Hey, I'm Miguel, the brother. I think Lady Bird wants to make an entrance. 554 00:28:21,176 --> 00:28:22,966 She's mad we don't have a spiral staircase. 555 00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,053 [laughter] 556 00:28:24,763 --> 00:28:26,263 - Shelly. - What? 557 00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,806 - Is my name. - Oh. Hi. 558 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,142 - Hi. - [chuckles] 559 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:34,436 It's funny. On my way over here, I went over the train tracks. 560 00:28:34,438 --> 00:28:36,606 - Oh, you took H Street. - Right. And so, 561 00:28:36,608 --> 00:28:39,358 Lady Bird always says that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, 562 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,694 but I always thought that was like a metaphor. 563 00:28:41,696 --> 00:28:44,905 - Oh. - But there are actual train tracks. 564 00:28:44,907 --> 00:28:45,990 [door closes] 565 00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:48,451 [Danny] Oh, hi. You look amazing! 566 00:28:48,453 --> 00:28:51,745 - What the hell is in the duffel bag? - Don't worry about it. Jeez. 567 00:28:51,747 --> 00:28:55,668 - My grandmother will love that dress. - [sighs] Okay. 568 00:29:04,218 --> 00:29:06,636 - Wait. - [chuckles] 569 00:29:06,638 --> 00:29:08,846 - This is your grandma's house? - Yeah. 570 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:12,850 - Oh, my God! - Oh, Danny! You're late. 571 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,728 Oh, uh, well, thank you so much for having us. 572 00:29:15,730 --> 00:29:17,355 - This is Lady Bird. - Hi. 573 00:29:17,357 --> 00:29:20,191 Hi, honey. Been anxious to meet you. 574 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,943 Your house is my favorite 575 00:29:21,945 --> 00:29:23,778 - in all East Sacramento. - Oh, thank you. 576 00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:26,196 [chuckles] Oh, my God! 577 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:29,576 - Is this a joke? - No. 578 00:29:29,578 --> 00:29:32,078 - Pull these out... - Oh... 579 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,163 Almost done. Do you like it? 580 00:29:34,165 --> 00:29:38,292 Lovely. I love it. Would you mind doing the whole table for me? 581 00:29:38,294 --> 00:29:39,961 Okay. 582 00:29:39,963 --> 00:29:42,757 [all] Dreams that will explode 583 00:29:43,465 --> 00:29:46,425 Waking up the countryside 584 00:29:46,427 --> 00:29:48,720 - How do you know when it's working? - You'll know. 585 00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:50,722 - It's not working. - It's not? 586 00:29:50,724 --> 00:29:52,682 - No. - My sister said this was premium. 587 00:29:52,684 --> 00:29:55,601 - I'm working. - I'm... I'm working too. 588 00:29:55,603 --> 00:29:56,896 [chuckling] No. 589 00:29:57,898 --> 00:30:00,063 I can't feel my arms. 590 00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:01,692 - You're working. - [laughing] 591 00:30:02,526 --> 00:30:05,319 I'm no easy A 592 00:30:05,321 --> 00:30:06,322 Quiet... 593 00:30:07,782 --> 00:30:10,116 If Danny and I get married, and then his grandma died, 594 00:30:10,118 --> 00:30:12,492 I'd inherit the dream house. 595 00:30:12,494 --> 00:30:14,494 Wouldn't his parents get it? 596 00:30:14,496 --> 00:30:16,289 Oh, yeah. We'd have to kill them, 597 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:18,083 and we'd have to kill his older brothers too. 598 00:30:32,933 --> 00:30:35,558 - Yeah - [applause, cheering] 599 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,436 - Whoo! - Whoo! 600 00:30:39,397 --> 00:30:41,772 Where's Mr. Bruno's wife? 601 00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:44,024 [laughter] 602 00:30:44,026 --> 00:30:45,986 [chattering] 603 00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:50,659 [ska music playing] 604 00:30:53,786 --> 00:30:57,206 [laughing, chattering] 605 00:31:01,336 --> 00:31:02,712 - How's it going? - Okay. 606 00:31:03,796 --> 00:31:07,507 [chuckling] Mom, we... we can't really talk right now. 607 00:31:07,509 --> 00:31:10,300 [teens snickering] 608 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:15,306 Well, happy Thanksgiving. We missed you, Lady Bird. 609 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,183 Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside 610 00:31:17,185 --> 00:31:19,769 [both laughing] 611 00:31:19,771 --> 00:31:21,896 - [Lady Bird] Bye. - Bye, Birdy. 612 00:31:21,898 --> 00:31:23,538 - [boy] Bye, Shelly. - [girl] Bye, Shelly. 613 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:29,695 Why does that cigarette look so weird? 614 00:31:29,697 --> 00:31:31,157 Like, not like a cigarette? 615 00:31:33,033 --> 00:31:34,285 'Cause it's a clove. 616 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:41,081 [coughs] 617 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,709 [chuckles] 618 00:31:42,711 --> 00:31:50,465 Lick your lips. That's why they're sweet. 619 00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:53,136 Your mom was really sad you weren't here tonight for Thanksgiving. 620 00:31:53,138 --> 00:31:54,220 [exhales] 621 00:31:54,222 --> 00:31:58,057 Yeah, well, she hates me. 622 00:31:58,059 --> 00:32:02,854 She has a big heart, your mom. 623 00:32:02,856 --> 00:32:05,650 She took me in after my parents freaked out about... 624 00:32:06,984 --> 00:32:09,196 whatever, premarital sex. 625 00:32:12,407 --> 00:32:13,782 [exhales] I admire her. 626 00:32:19,246 --> 00:32:23,957 - [harmonica playing] - [vocalizing] 627 00:32:23,959 --> 00:32:25,669 [upbeat music playing] 628 00:32:28,089 --> 00:32:30,924 [all laughing] 629 00:32:30,926 --> 00:32:32,591 [muttering] 630 00:32:32,593 --> 00:32:33,675 Pray for us! 631 00:32:33,677 --> 00:32:35,052 Save Jesus in our heart! 632 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,222 Forever! 633 00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:43,269 Flying through the countryside 634 00:32:43,271 --> 00:32:45,941 Merrily we roll along, roll along 635 00:32:47,108 --> 00:32:50,193 Catching a dream 636 00:32:50,195 --> 00:32:52,654 - [both arguing] - Stop fighting! Stop fighting! 637 00:32:52,656 --> 00:32:53,740 Hey! 638 00:32:56,117 --> 00:32:58,076 Hey, old friends 639 00:32:58,078 --> 00:33:00,494 How do we stay old friends 640 00:33:00,496 --> 00:33:05,709 It started out like a song 641 00:33:07,128 --> 00:33:09,002 Me and you 642 00:33:09,004 --> 00:33:11,047 Me and you 643 00:33:11,049 --> 00:33:12,130 Me and you 644 00:33:12,132 --> 00:33:13,884 [applause, cheering] 645 00:33:17,722 --> 00:33:19,263 That's true. There she is. 646 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:21,014 - Hi. - Jules. Wow. 647 00:33:21,016 --> 00:33:22,517 - You were so good. - Thank you. 648 00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:24,226 I couldn't believe that. This is my wife Becky. 649 00:33:24,228 --> 00:33:27,230 Becky this is Jules. She's one of my brightest students. 650 00:33:27,232 --> 00:33:29,482 - It's so-so nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you too. 651 00:33:29,484 --> 00:33:31,651 - How we doing? Feeling a little better? - A little tired. 652 00:33:31,653 --> 00:33:33,278 - Yeah. - Okay. All right, I gotta get her home. 653 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,696 We got the little one, but that was really great, Jules. 654 00:33:35,698 --> 00:33:36,699 Thank you. 655 00:33:37,701 --> 00:33:45,701 Congratulations. 656 00:33:53,174 --> 00:33:56,174 He didn't understand it. 657 00:33:56,176 --> 00:34:04,176 [chattering] 658 00:34:06,187 --> 00:34:08,438 - [toilet flushes] - How long do you think you all will pee? 659 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,063 I drank so much soda. 660 00:34:10,065 --> 00:34:11,940 - [girl #1] Fuck you. - [girl #2] I just got my period. 661 00:34:11,942 --> 00:34:13,567 - Goddammit. - Where're you going? 662 00:34:13,569 --> 00:34:15,089 There's never a line in the men's room. 663 00:34:20,034 --> 00:34:21,576 - [Lady Bird gasps] - [gasps] 664 00:34:21,578 --> 00:34:22,784 Uh, I... 665 00:34:22,786 --> 00:34:24,119 [gasps] Oh, my God. 666 00:34:24,121 --> 00:34:30,335 ♪ I'm so lost for you ♪ 667 00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:32,962 ♪ You come crash... ♪ 668 00:34:32,964 --> 00:34:35,005 [both] ♪ Into me ♪ 669 00:34:35,007 --> 00:34:38,134 - ♪ Baby ♪ - ♪ Into me ♪ 670 00:34:38,136 --> 00:34:39,092 [sobs] 671 00:34:39,094 --> 00:34:42,304 ♪ I come into... ♪ 672 00:34:42,306 --> 00:34:45,766 [both crying] 673 00:34:45,768 --> 00:34:50,563 - [applause] - ♪ Touch your lips just so I know ♪ 674 00:34:50,565 --> 00:34:52,190 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 675 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:53,192 [buzzing] 676 00:34:54,027 --> 00:34:55,360 [thud] 677 00:34:55,362 --> 00:34:57,155 [classical music playing] 678 00:35:07,248 --> 00:35:08,956 They're really nice socks. 679 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:11,250 - [gasps] - They're expensive, actually. 680 00:35:11,252 --> 00:35:13,210 They wick moisture away from your feet. 681 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,170 My feet always have moisture. 682 00:35:15,172 --> 00:35:17,047 Mom, I love them. 683 00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:20,134 I'm sorry it's a small Christmas. We wanted to... 684 00:35:20,136 --> 00:35:22,719 It's just a little small this year. 685 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,721 These are nice. 686 00:35:25,141 --> 00:35:26,933 [Marion chuckling] 687 00:35:26,935 --> 00:35:29,393 - [Marion chuckling] Do you like it? - Look. 688 00:35:29,395 --> 00:35:30,811 [Marion chuckling] 689 00:35:30,813 --> 00:35:32,646 - [laughing] That's good. - That's great. 690 00:35:32,648 --> 00:35:35,734 I had to get it. It makes me laugh. 691 00:35:39,322 --> 00:35:40,448 [knocking on door] 692 00:35:42,491 --> 00:35:44,284 [stops music] 693 00:35:44,286 --> 00:35:45,286 Dad, come in. 694 00:35:49,123 --> 00:35:50,373 How'd you know it was me? 695 00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:51,748 Mom doesn't knock. 696 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,919 - [both chuckle] - No, she doesn't. 697 00:35:57,089 --> 00:36:00,174 Here they are. Your completed financial aid applications. 698 00:36:00,176 --> 00:36:01,884 - [groans] - Thank you! 699 00:36:01,886 --> 00:36:04,263 - [chuckles] Merry Christmas. - Thank you. 700 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:07,306 Do you need money for the applications? 701 00:36:07,308 --> 00:36:08,766 - I can help with that too. - No. No. 702 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:10,018 I've got that. 703 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:11,811 Summer job's covered it. 704 00:36:11,813 --> 00:36:13,605 This is why we have computer shut off time. 705 00:36:13,607 --> 00:36:14,887 - This is our room. - Okay, okay. 706 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:17,817 Just can you drive me to the post office on Jade? It should still be open. 707 00:36:17,819 --> 00:36:21,195 [all] Three, two, one. 708 00:36:21,197 --> 00:36:23,405 Happy New Year! 709 00:36:23,407 --> 00:36:25,824 [chattering] 710 00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:27,201 Happy New Year! 711 00:36:27,203 --> 00:36:31,496 [humming] 712 00:36:31,498 --> 00:36:34,168 So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in. 713 00:36:49,683 --> 00:36:50,685 Hey. 714 00:36:51,685 --> 00:36:53,686 I-I like your band. 715 00:36:53,688 --> 00:36:55,230 Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, 716 00:36:55,232 --> 00:36:57,025 - Lenfance New? - L’enfance Nue. 717 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:03,237 Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. 718 00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,905 My name's Lady Bird. 719 00:37:04,907 --> 00:37:06,282 That's weird. You shake hands. 720 00:37:06,284 --> 00:37:07,284 Yeah. 721 00:37:10,413 --> 00:37:14,123 I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. 722 00:37:14,125 --> 00:37:15,793 So I wanted to check it out. 723 00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:18,045 - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. 724 00:37:18,630 --> 00:37:20,963 Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? 725 00:37:20,965 --> 00:37:22,840 Sure. See you at the Deuce. 726 00:37:22,842 --> 00:37:24,342 - [door opens] - [man] Hey. 727 00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:25,717 I'm not paying you to flirt. 728 00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,096 [sighs] I wasn't flirting. 729 00:37:28,098 --> 00:37:29,516 I wish you had been. 730 00:37:30,433 --> 00:37:31,434 [exhales] 731 00:37:41,819 --> 00:37:43,902 [Danny] A reading from the book of Genesis. 732 00:37:43,904 --> 00:37:47,364 "The Lord took Abram outside and said, 733 00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:50,035 'Look up at the sky and count the stars if you can.' 734 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:53,205 Just so, he added, 'Shall your descendants be.' 735 00:37:53,748 --> 00:37:55,998 Abram put his faith in the Lord. 736 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,458 Who credited to him as an act of righteousness." 737 00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:00,170 [all chanting] 738 00:38:06,844 --> 00:38:10,304 Okay, the first time we did it, it was at his lake house last summer. 739 00:38:10,306 --> 00:38:14,141 - It was so funny. - Oh, here you go. 740 00:38:14,143 --> 00:38:15,352 From Uncle Matt. 741 00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:18,813 I think he and my mom are fighting so enjoy the lunches while you can. 742 00:38:18,815 --> 00:38:21,482 Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight. 743 00:38:21,484 --> 00:38:22,485 Really? 744 00:38:24,029 --> 00:38:25,904 Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. 745 00:38:25,906 --> 00:38:27,697 - [Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. 746 00:38:27,699 --> 00:38:29,364 The one she got me for emergencies. 747 00:38:29,366 --> 00:38:31,909 Did you pick up? 748 00:38:31,911 --> 00:38:34,286 Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." 749 00:38:34,288 --> 00:38:36,246 [girls laughing] 750 00:38:36,248 --> 00:38:37,708 What was the emergency? 751 00:38:38,710 --> 00:38:41,335 - What? - Uh, what was the emergency? 752 00:38:41,337 --> 00:38:43,712 - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. 753 00:38:43,714 --> 00:38:45,715 She kinda did it to herself. 754 00:38:45,717 --> 00:38:48,050 Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. 755 00:38:48,052 --> 00:38:49,427 Ladies. 756 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:50,555 Skirts. 757 00:38:53,391 --> 00:38:56,058 I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. 758 00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:57,645 No more short skirts. 759 00:38:59,355 --> 00:39:00,521 [students chattering] 760 00:39:00,523 --> 00:39:02,942 [sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. 761 00:39:04,277 --> 00:39:05,735 She's a cunt. 762 00:39:05,737 --> 00:39:07,487 Birdy, you like her. 763 00:39:07,489 --> 00:39:09,449 Yeah, but she's a cunt. 764 00:39:10,491 --> 00:39:13,035 I have an idea of how to get Sarah Joan back. 765 00:39:14,036 --> 00:39:16,788 - How? - You'll see this afternoon. 766 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:19,456 No, we have auditions this afternoon. 767 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:24,462 Oh, right. I mean, uh, I don't think I want to do the play. 768 00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:26,338 [whispering] Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3. 769 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:28,717 - I'll have the materials. - Okay. 770 00:39:29,552 --> 00:39:30,554 Wait, what was your name? 771 00:39:31,471 --> 00:39:32,471 Lady Bird. 772 00:39:33,473 --> 00:39:35,014 - Weird. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Ladies. 773 00:39:35,016 --> 00:39:36,391 We have a decision to make. 774 00:39:36,393 --> 00:39:38,768 Prom themes. Top options so far, 775 00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:41,520 cities of the world, 776 00:39:41,522 --> 00:39:43,648 eternal flame, and movies. 777 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:45,315 [students chattering] 778 00:39:45,317 --> 00:39:47,110 - Oh, where is Father Leviatch? - [whistle blowing] 779 00:39:47,112 --> 00:39:49,279 All right, let's have everyone take a knee. Huh? 780 00:39:49,281 --> 00:39:51,199 - [male student] What? - Cozy sit. 781 00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:55,201 Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch, 782 00:39:55,203 --> 00:39:57,205 and I can tell you that the brothers do too. 783 00:39:58,206 --> 00:39:59,913 But I'm gonna give this thing my best shot. 784 00:39:59,915 --> 00:40:01,331 [light chuckle] 785 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,793 Uh, now, usually I'm the JV football coach, 786 00:40:03,795 --> 00:40:07,505 but from what I can see, a play is a play. 787 00:40:07,507 --> 00:40:09,507 Where's Lady Bird? 788 00:40:09,509 --> 00:40:12,092 She's with her new best friend. She thinks she's too cool for theater. 789 00:40:12,094 --> 00:40:14,052 If you can pull out your-your scripts, 790 00:40:14,054 --> 00:40:16,346 I've assigned a number to each of your roles. 791 00:40:16,348 --> 00:40:18,683 And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking up here on the board, 792 00:40:18,685 --> 00:40:22,811 and then if you guys can transcribe that back in your play books, that'd be great. 793 00:40:22,813 --> 00:40:24,313 Who's playing what part? 794 00:40:24,315 --> 00:40:27,358 Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles, since she knows you all. 795 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,277 So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty. 796 00:40:29,279 --> 00:40:31,487 Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny. 797 00:40:31,489 --> 00:40:33,491 [Father Walther] Danny. Nice. That's role one. 798 00:40:36,203 --> 00:40:37,286 Wait. Where do you live? 799 00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:41,041 Oh, um, The 40s. 800 00:40:42,042 --> 00:40:44,166 That's where our starter house was. 801 00:40:44,168 --> 00:40:45,835 Which street? 802 00:40:45,837 --> 00:40:47,085 Um, 44th. 803 00:40:47,087 --> 00:40:49,422 It's the three-story blue one 804 00:40:49,424 --> 00:40:52,132 with the white shutters and the American flag in the front. 805 00:40:52,134 --> 00:40:53,259 Yeah. I know that one. 806 00:40:53,261 --> 00:40:55,138 Do you want to go over there right now and eat? 807 00:40:55,596 --> 00:40:57,796 I live in Granite Bay, otherwise I'd say let's go there. 808 00:40:58,141 --> 00:41:01,726 Actually, I was thinking maybe we should go to the Deuce. 809 00:41:01,728 --> 00:41:04,353 I was talking to Kyle about it, and he was like, 810 00:41:04,355 --> 00:41:07,190 "Whatever it's lame, but maybe I'll see you there." 811 00:41:07,192 --> 00:41:08,690 How do you know Kyle? 812 00:41:08,692 --> 00:41:11,069 Oh, my mom made me get a job at New Helvetia 813 00:41:11,071 --> 00:41:15,447 to learn, like, "responsibility." 814 00:41:15,449 --> 00:41:17,534 Anyway, we hang out there. 815 00:41:17,536 --> 00:41:19,284 Yeah. Kyle's awesome. 816 00:41:19,286 --> 00:41:20,538 Let's Deuce it up. 817 00:41:22,415 --> 00:41:24,873 Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right? 818 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:27,000 You're gonna run, kind of, a skinny post right up front. 819 00:41:27,002 --> 00:41:29,212 I want you to look straight at the audience, okay. 820 00:41:29,214 --> 00:41:31,880 Don't be looking around and blabbing at anybody if they walk by ya. 821 00:41:31,882 --> 00:41:34,425 Eight, nine, ten. You're coming in hard, right here. 822 00:41:34,427 --> 00:41:35,827 'Cause these guys are gonna love it. 823 00:41:37,304 --> 00:41:40,431 Don't talk amongst yourselves. Now, coming in slow, we're singing. 824 00:41:40,433 --> 00:41:42,766 This is singing. Wide lines are singing. 825 00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:44,726 We're singing. We're singing. 826 00:41:44,728 --> 00:41:46,895 Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone. 827 00:41:46,897 --> 00:41:49,482 Singing. Eight, nine, ten... You come in hot! 828 00:41:49,484 --> 00:41:51,233 You come in hot! 829 00:41:51,235 --> 00:41:52,319 [alarm beep] 830 00:41:54,406 --> 00:41:56,989 - This is the Deuce? - Yeah. 831 00:41:56,991 --> 00:42:00,617 - It's a parking lot? - Yeah. 832 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:03,996 We were in one parking lot and we went to another parking lot? 833 00:42:03,998 --> 00:42:07,666 Hey, Kyle. Lady Bird and I just decorated the Nun-mobile. 834 00:42:07,668 --> 00:42:09,585 Like, just married to Jesus. 835 00:42:09,587 --> 00:42:10,839 That's hella tight. 836 00:42:24,101 --> 00:42:26,393 What you do is very baller. 837 00:42:26,395 --> 00:42:27,978 - You're very anarchist. - Yeah. 838 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,230 Fuck 'em. 839 00:42:29,232 --> 00:42:30,815 Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you. 840 00:42:30,817 --> 00:42:33,402 Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family. 841 00:42:36,447 --> 00:42:37,654 - What? - Sorry. 842 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:40,074 I... That-That was an exaggeration. 843 00:42:40,076 --> 00:42:41,701 It's okay. 844 00:42:41,703 --> 00:42:43,578 My dad has cancer, so 845 00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:45,454 I guess God's doing that for us. 846 00:42:45,456 --> 00:42:47,083 Oh, I'm sorry. 847 00:42:49,710 --> 00:42:51,376 You work at New Helvetia, right? 848 00:42:51,378 --> 00:42:52,464 Right. 849 00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:56,090 Can I get your number? We were looking to set up more gigs down there. 850 00:42:56,092 --> 00:42:57,135 Definitely. 851 00:43:00,179 --> 00:43:02,596 It's my parents number. 852 00:43:02,598 --> 00:43:04,724 You don't have a cell phone? 853 00:43:04,726 --> 00:43:05,974 - Nah. - Good girl. 854 00:43:05,976 --> 00:43:07,851 Government didn't have to put tracking devices on us. 855 00:43:07,853 --> 00:43:09,770 We bought them and put them on ourselves. 856 00:43:09,772 --> 00:43:11,648 I don't own a tracking device. 857 00:43:11,650 --> 00:43:14,400 No, no, no. The cell phones. 858 00:43:14,402 --> 00:43:16,027 - You see? - Wow. 859 00:43:16,029 --> 00:43:17,155 Yeah. I know. 860 00:43:18,822 --> 00:43:20,114 I mean, you'll have one eventually. Everyone's gonna have one. 861 00:43:20,116 --> 00:43:23,159 And then, it'll be a matter of time. 862 00:43:23,161 --> 00:43:24,536 Before what? 863 00:43:24,538 --> 00:43:26,246 Before they put them in our brains. 864 00:43:26,248 --> 00:43:27,499 [chuckles] 865 00:43:33,587 --> 00:43:35,673 [upbeat music playing] 866 00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:03,826 What do you want from me? 867 00:44:06,036 --> 00:44:07,163 Yes? 868 00:44:08,956 --> 00:44:11,309 My-My grandma wanted me to tell you that she missed you at Christmas. 869 00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:14,710 Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway. My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving. 870 00:44:14,712 --> 00:44:17,462 Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her. 871 00:44:17,464 --> 00:44:21,550 She's not crazy. She's just, you know, she has a big heart. 872 00:44:21,552 --> 00:44:22,677 She's very warm. 873 00:44:22,679 --> 00:44:23,677 I don't find your mother warm. 874 00:44:23,679 --> 00:44:25,846 - You don't? - No. No, she's warm. Yeah. 875 00:44:25,848 --> 00:44:28,724 - But she's also, kind of, scary. - Well, you can't be scary and warm. 876 00:44:28,726 --> 00:44:31,353 - I think you can. Your mom is. - You're gay. 877 00:44:32,730 --> 00:44:34,396 Fuck me. 878 00:44:34,398 --> 00:44:36,815 Can you not tell anyone, please? 879 00:44:36,817 --> 00:44:38,942 I'm so sorry about everything. 880 00:44:38,944 --> 00:44:42,905 I'm so ashamed of all of it. 881 00:44:42,907 --> 00:44:46,909 It's just... It's going to be bad and I just need a little bit of time 882 00:44:46,911 --> 00:44:49,786 to figure out how I'm going to tell my mom and dad and... 883 00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:55,000 - Don't worry. - [sobs] 884 00:44:55,002 --> 00:44:58,212 [sobbing continues] 885 00:44:58,214 --> 00:44:59,256 I won't tell. 886 00:45:01,842 --> 00:45:02,844 It's okay. 887 00:45:04,261 --> 00:45:05,763 [sobbing continues] 888 00:45:12,686 --> 00:45:17,105 It's okay. 889 00:45:17,107 --> 00:45:19,401 And do you have a support system? 890 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:23,947 What do you mean? 891 00:45:23,949 --> 00:45:26,907 Who do you turn to when you feel this way? 892 00:45:26,909 --> 00:45:28,453 [sighs] 893 00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,205 No one, I guess. 894 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:34,581 I'm sorry. 895 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:35,833 No, don't be sorry. 896 00:45:35,835 --> 00:45:40,255 There's no wrong answer. 897 00:45:40,257 --> 00:45:42,130 Please don't tell your daughter. 898 00:45:42,132 --> 00:45:43,134 No. Of course not. 899 00:45:44,469 --> 00:45:45,470 Of course not. 900 00:45:49,266 --> 00:45:52,644 [chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. 901 00:45:58,357 --> 00:46:06,029 [chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. 902 00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:09,910 It's a new system. You just enter your social security number and... 903 00:46:14,915 --> 00:46:16,373 - Davis? - Davis is good. 904 00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:19,043 - Maybe you shoulda looked at it. - It's only half an hour away. 905 00:46:19,045 --> 00:46:21,795 - Less if you're driving fast. - I went to graduate school there. 906 00:46:21,797 --> 00:46:23,755 Lots of smart people go to Davis. 907 00:46:23,757 --> 00:46:24,715 I thought Berkeley had to accept me. 908 00:46:24,717 --> 00:46:26,842 You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy. 909 00:46:26,844 --> 00:46:28,719 Uh, not if we don't give money. 910 00:46:28,721 --> 00:46:30,762 - And you get bad grades. - And what do you know about it? 911 00:46:30,764 --> 00:46:32,056 - Meaning? - Nothing. 912 00:46:32,058 --> 00:46:33,849 - No. What are you implying? - Nothing! 913 00:46:33,851 --> 00:46:35,684 - You fucking racist! - [Lady Bird groans] 914 00:46:35,686 --> 00:46:38,605 - I didn't say anything! - I didn't put down my race! 915 00:46:38,607 --> 00:46:42,317 Oh, yeah. I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel! 916 00:46:42,319 --> 00:46:43,860 You're actually fucking evil. 917 00:46:43,862 --> 00:46:45,445 [yells] 918 00:46:45,447 --> 00:46:47,487 - What is wrong with you? - Go. Go to your room. 919 00:46:47,489 --> 00:46:49,699 - I'm not five! - I didn't raise you like this. 920 00:46:49,701 --> 00:46:51,074 I don't have to go anywhere. 921 00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:53,119 I'm not going to a fucking university 922 00:46:53,121 --> 00:46:56,291 that's famous for its fucking agricultural school! 923 00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:01,001 And Miguel and Shelly, you'll never get jobs with all that shit in your face. 924 00:47:01,003 --> 00:47:02,505 - [puffs] - [door slams] 925 00:47:05,926 --> 00:47:07,344 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 926 00:47:08,844 --> 00:47:10,513 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 927 00:47:11,931 --> 00:47:13,891 ♪ Cry me a river ♪ 928 00:47:15,393 --> 00:47:17,476 - ♪ Cry me a river ♪ - Hey. 929 00:47:17,478 --> 00:47:19,270 - Hi. - [chuckles] 930 00:47:19,272 --> 00:47:21,230 Um, help yourself to anything in the fridge. 931 00:47:21,232 --> 00:47:23,733 My parents are upstairs, but they don't care if you drink. 932 00:47:23,735 --> 00:47:26,985 Okay. Cool. 933 00:47:26,987 --> 00:47:30,447 ♪ It wasn't like you only talked to him ♪ 934 00:47:30,449 --> 00:47:31,657 ♪ And you know it ♪ 935 00:47:31,659 --> 00:47:33,284 ♪ Don't act like you don't know it ♪ 936 00:47:33,286 --> 00:47:35,369 ♪ All of these things people told me ♪ 937 00:47:35,371 --> 00:47:37,663 ♪ Keep messing with my head ♪ 938 00:47:37,665 --> 00:47:39,542 ♪ Messing with my head ♪ 939 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:43,547 I hate that shit. 940 00:47:44,755 --> 00:47:46,005 But you smoke. 941 00:47:46,007 --> 00:47:47,757 I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes. 942 00:47:47,759 --> 00:47:49,550 Never industrially produced. 943 00:47:49,552 --> 00:47:50,884 Never cloves. 944 00:47:50,886 --> 00:47:52,302 What's wrong with cloves? 945 00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:53,971 Can't inhale cloves. What's the point? 946 00:47:53,973 --> 00:47:55,264 Oh. 947 00:47:55,266 --> 00:47:56,933 You're not supposed to. 948 00:47:56,935 --> 00:48:00,186 Well, cloves were what I first smoked when I was young. 949 00:48:00,188 --> 00:48:03,021 So, you know, it's a force of habit. 950 00:48:03,023 --> 00:48:05,315 It has fiberglass. 951 00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:06,900 - Really? - Yeah. 952 00:48:06,902 --> 00:48:08,735 Rolling your own is best. 953 00:48:08,737 --> 00:48:10,404 Also, like... 954 00:48:10,406 --> 00:48:14,284 I'm trying as much as possible not participate in our economy. 955 00:48:14,286 --> 00:48:15,662 I don't like money. 956 00:48:16,663 --> 00:48:18,036 So... 957 00:48:18,038 --> 00:48:19,998 I'm trying to live by bartering alone. 958 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,208 But doesn't Catholic school cost money? 959 00:48:22,210 --> 00:48:24,963 Yeah. The diocese we're in are super into it. 960 00:48:25,964 --> 00:48:28,840 It mattered to my dad that... 961 00:48:28,842 --> 00:48:30,967 I go to Xavier, so 962 00:48:30,969 --> 00:48:33,263 just trying to make him happy. 963 00:48:39,728 --> 00:48:42,480 ♪ The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving ♪ 964 00:48:44,232 --> 00:48:45,233 ♪ Oh! ♪ 965 00:48:46,735 --> 00:48:48,317 - ♪ The damage is done ♪ - I don't want to have sex yet. 966 00:48:48,319 --> 00:48:49,652 - I haven't had sex yet. - Me neither. 967 00:48:49,654 --> 00:48:51,612 - With another person. Really? - Nope. Me either. Yeah. 968 00:48:51,614 --> 00:48:53,614 ♪ You don't have to say what you did ♪ 969 00:48:53,616 --> 00:48:55,199 - ♪ I already know ♪ - ♪ I already know ♪ 970 00:48:55,201 --> 00:48:56,909 ♪ I found out from him ♪ 971 00:48:56,911 --> 00:48:59,621 - ♪ Now there's just no chance ♪ - [Lady Bird] Oh, my God. 972 00:48:59,623 --> 00:49:00,954 It's the tanning bed. 973 00:49:00,956 --> 00:49:03,166 [gasps] Julie will love this. 974 00:49:03,168 --> 00:49:04,208 Who's Julie? 975 00:49:04,210 --> 00:49:05,669 ♪ You can go on... ♪ 976 00:49:24,313 --> 00:49:26,021 [door opens] 977 00:49:26,023 --> 00:49:29,358 Lady Bird. You can't lock the door when we have one bathroom. 978 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,027 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 979 00:49:31,029 --> 00:49:33,195 It's just this is the only place I can get any privacy. 980 00:49:33,197 --> 00:49:34,947 You really need to use two towels? 981 00:49:34,949 --> 00:49:36,574 Uh, no. 982 00:49:36,576 --> 00:49:37,991 - I guess no. - If you need to use two towels, 983 00:49:37,993 --> 00:49:40,203 you just have to say because this affects my whole day. 984 00:49:40,205 --> 00:49:41,829 Because I have to do laundry before work 985 00:49:41,831 --> 00:49:44,123 and I need to know if there's more towels that I need to wash. 986 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,458 I just need one. Sorry. 987 00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:48,922 Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror, I've gotta get going. 988 00:49:56,971 --> 00:50:02,641 When do you think is a normal time to have sex? 989 00:50:02,643 --> 00:50:04,643 - You're having sex? - No. 990 00:50:04,645 --> 00:50:08,063 Um, college is good. 991 00:50:08,065 --> 00:50:12,610 I think college and use protection like we talked about. 992 00:50:12,612 --> 00:50:13,612 Okay. 993 00:50:22,538 --> 00:50:24,165 Is Dad depressed? 994 00:50:25,165 --> 00:50:26,333 Why do you ask that? 995 00:50:27,627 --> 00:50:30,128 The pills. They have Dad's name on them. 996 00:50:30,130 --> 00:50:33,717 [inhales] Dad's been struggling with depression for years. 997 00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:39,138 I didn't know that. 998 00:50:40,098 --> 00:50:42,308 Money is not life's report card. 999 00:50:43,518 --> 00:50:44,976 He's depressed about money? 1000 00:50:44,978 --> 00:50:49,480 Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. 1001 00:50:49,482 --> 00:50:51,023 It just means that you're successful. 1002 00:50:51,025 --> 00:50:52,942 Yeah, but then you're successful. 1003 00:50:52,944 --> 00:50:55,195 But that doesn't mean that you're happy. 1004 00:50:55,197 --> 00:50:56,615 But he's not happy. 1005 00:50:58,824 --> 00:51:00,243 [faucet running] 1006 00:51:09,335 --> 00:51:11,253 [Lady Bird] I have to get out of Sacramento. 1007 00:51:12,839 --> 00:51:14,047 Why? 1008 00:51:14,049 --> 00:51:17,175 Because it's soul killing. 1009 00:51:17,177 --> 00:51:19,054 It's the Midwest of California. 1010 00:51:21,056 --> 00:51:23,181 Isn't there a thing, like, 1011 00:51:23,183 --> 00:51:24,976 "Think globally, act locally"? 1012 00:51:26,685 --> 00:51:32,857 I feel that the person who said that didn't live in Sacramento. 1013 00:51:32,859 --> 00:51:34,150 [Lady Bird] Ah! 1014 00:51:34,152 --> 00:51:35,485 [Jenna] I love it here. 1015 00:51:35,487 --> 00:51:37,367 I want to send my daughters to Immaculate Heart. 1016 00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,032 I wanna... You know, I wanna be a mom. 1017 00:51:41,034 --> 00:51:42,619 At least go to San Francisco. 1018 00:51:45,038 --> 00:51:49,498 I don't like hills. 1019 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:54,503 [teacher] Start simple with x plus three times x plus two. 1020 00:51:54,505 --> 00:51:56,905 - Now if we use FOIL, where do we start? - [Lady Bird] Julie? 1021 00:51:58,509 --> 00:51:59,511 Julie? 1022 00:52:01,388 --> 00:52:03,262 Julie. Hey. 1023 00:52:03,264 --> 00:52:04,598 What do you want from Julie? 1024 00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:07,016 Darlene, can you excuse us? 1025 00:52:07,018 --> 00:52:08,351 Darlene's staying. 1026 00:52:08,353 --> 00:52:09,768 Why aren't you in Algebra 2? 1027 00:52:09,770 --> 00:52:11,145 - I switched sections. - Why? 1028 00:52:11,147 --> 00:52:12,980 Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough? 1029 00:52:12,982 --> 00:52:14,732 [chuckles] 1030 00:52:14,734 --> 00:52:16,108 I'm sorry that you're jealous. 1031 00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:17,944 [chuckles] Jenna's a moron, you know. 1032 00:52:17,946 --> 00:52:19,612 She's not. She's in AP Calculus. 1033 00:52:19,614 --> 00:52:21,197 She's a moron in a deeper sense. 1034 00:52:21,199 --> 00:52:22,199 You don't even know her. 1035 00:52:24,076 --> 00:52:25,659 Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it! 1036 00:52:25,661 --> 00:52:28,371 - What role? - The tempest! 1037 00:52:28,373 --> 00:52:32,250 - There is no role of the tempest! - It is the titular role! 1038 00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:35,335 No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate! 1039 00:52:35,337 --> 00:52:39,424 You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you? 1040 00:52:39,426 --> 00:52:42,384 Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits, they're fake. Totally fake! 1041 00:52:42,386 --> 00:52:44,762 She made one bad decision at 19! 1042 00:52:44,764 --> 00:52:46,221 Two bad decisions! 1043 00:52:46,223 --> 00:52:50,101 [female teacher] And at 15, this girl was pregnant. 1044 00:52:50,103 --> 00:52:52,770 She decided that she was going to get an abortion. 1045 00:52:52,772 --> 00:52:56,440 It made sense. It was the right thing to do. 1046 00:52:56,442 --> 00:52:59,319 - She was sitting there... - Let me guess, she didn't get it. 1047 00:52:59,321 --> 00:53:02,237 ...and something deep inside of her said, 1048 00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,199 - "No." - Bingo. 1049 00:53:04,201 --> 00:53:07,076 Anyone want to guess who this woman is? 1050 00:53:07,078 --> 00:53:08,328 The young lady right here. 1051 00:53:08,330 --> 00:53:10,996 - You? - No. It was not me. 1052 00:53:10,998 --> 00:53:12,873 [girl] Um, your friend? 1053 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:14,291 No. 1054 00:53:14,293 --> 00:53:16,754 The girl in the story was... 1055 00:53:18,005 --> 00:53:19,130 my mother. 1056 00:53:19,132 --> 00:53:21,215 [students gasps] 1057 00:53:21,217 --> 00:53:25,427 I am that baby that she decided not to abort. 1058 00:53:25,429 --> 00:53:27,221 That could have been me. 1059 00:53:27,223 --> 00:53:28,931 That could have been my fate. 1060 00:53:28,933 --> 00:53:32,101 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong. 1061 00:53:32,103 --> 00:53:33,423 [teacher] What did you say, ma'am? 1062 00:53:34,772 --> 00:53:36,982 - Nothing. - [teacher] Please. Share. 1063 00:53:38,192 --> 00:53:40,235 I said, 1064 00:53:40,237 --> 00:53:44,322 "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." 1065 00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:46,907 You think dead children aren't morally wrong? 1066 00:53:46,909 --> 00:53:52,496 No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina 1067 00:53:52,498 --> 00:53:56,291 while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. 1068 00:53:56,293 --> 00:53:57,376 Excuse me? 1069 00:53:57,378 --> 00:53:59,878 Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, 1070 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,465 we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. 1071 00:54:02,467 --> 00:54:05,509 [students gasps, chuckle] 1072 00:54:05,511 --> 00:54:08,096 [students whispering indistinctly] 1073 00:54:08,098 --> 00:54:10,473 [Marion] Suspended? How does this happen? 1074 00:54:10,475 --> 00:54:13,268 Everything we do is for you. Everything. 1075 00:54:13,270 --> 00:54:15,270 Do you think I like driving that car around? 1076 00:54:15,272 --> 00:54:16,311 - No. - Do you? 1077 00:54:16,313 --> 00:54:18,313 - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts 1078 00:54:18,315 --> 00:54:19,273 at the psych hospital? 1079 00:54:19,275 --> 00:54:21,525 - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school 1080 00:54:21,527 --> 00:54:24,945 because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. 1081 00:54:24,947 --> 00:54:27,364 Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? 1082 00:54:27,366 --> 00:54:29,241 - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know 1083 00:54:29,243 --> 00:54:32,119 how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. 1084 00:54:32,121 --> 00:54:35,373 Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. 1085 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:38,208 - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! 1086 00:54:38,210 --> 00:54:40,210 - Horrible! You know that? - [Lady Bird] I'm sorry. 1087 00:54:41,339 --> 00:54:42,255 - Marion, you didn't have to bring that up. - No, Larry, you can't just be 1088 00:54:42,257 --> 00:54:43,463 the nice guy. She has to know. 1089 00:54:43,465 --> 00:54:45,090 She has to know how you feel. 1090 00:54:45,092 --> 00:54:47,594 Otherwise, she's just gonna think she can say anything at all, 1091 00:54:47,596 --> 00:54:50,221 and nobody ever gets hurt. 1092 00:54:50,223 --> 00:54:52,014 Wrong side of the tracks! 1093 00:54:52,016 --> 00:54:53,683 - I didn't mean it that way. - [Marion] Yeah. 1094 00:54:53,685 --> 00:54:55,309 - It was a joke. - Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad. 1095 00:54:55,311 --> 00:54:58,438 They don't care. We didn't think we'd be in this house for 25 years. 1096 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,105 We thought we would've moved some place better. 1097 00:55:00,107 --> 00:55:01,940 Whatever we give you, it's never enough. 1098 00:55:01,942 --> 00:55:03,692 - It's never enough. - It is enough. 1099 00:55:03,694 --> 00:55:06,029 Do you have any idea what it costs to raise you? 1100 00:55:06,031 --> 00:55:09,407 And how much you're just throwing away every day? 1101 00:55:09,409 --> 00:55:12,492 Give me a number. 1102 00:55:12,494 --> 00:55:13,496 What? 1103 00:55:20,252 --> 00:55:21,420 Give me a number. 1104 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,924 I don't understand. 1105 00:55:25,382 --> 00:55:27,132 You give me a number for how much it cost to raise me. 1106 00:55:27,134 --> 00:55:29,594 And I'm going to get older and make a lot of money, 1107 00:55:29,596 --> 00:55:31,387 and write you a check for what I owe you. 1108 00:55:31,389 --> 00:55:33,725 So that I never have to speak to you again. 1109 00:55:34,935 --> 00:55:38,395 Well I highly doubt that you will be able to get a job good enough to do that. 1110 00:55:44,527 --> 00:55:46,444 So the attack on Baghdad last night, 1111 00:55:46,446 --> 00:55:48,404 - it was absolutely unbelievable. - [phone ringing] 1112 00:55:48,406 --> 00:55:51,032 [female reporter] That's right. Yeah, the likes of which, uh, many US... 1113 00:55:51,034 --> 00:55:53,534 - [Lady Bird] Hello? - Hey, it's me, Jenna. 1114 00:55:53,536 --> 00:55:56,036 Hey. Are you calling me from school? 1115 00:55:56,038 --> 00:55:59,456 No. We got out early 'cause all the Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon. 1116 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:01,875 Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's Day. 1117 00:56:01,877 --> 00:56:04,628 Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling mini liquor bottles 1118 00:56:04,630 --> 00:56:05,963 in the tampon machine, 1119 00:56:05,965 --> 00:56:07,257 - and now they're all throwing up. - [chuckles] 1120 00:56:07,259 --> 00:56:09,052 Everyone else got out early. 1121 00:56:10,052 --> 00:56:11,802 So, guess where I am. 1122 00:56:11,804 --> 00:56:13,096 I don't know. Where? 1123 00:56:13,098 --> 00:56:16,014 - [doorbell rings] - Ding dong. I'm outside. 1124 00:56:16,016 --> 00:56:18,310 - What? - I'm standing outside. 1125 00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:22,355 No. Just leave. 1126 00:56:22,357 --> 00:56:23,357 Leave. 1127 00:56:24,317 --> 00:56:26,692 - Fuck! - Hello. 1128 00:56:26,694 --> 00:56:27,778 Hi. 1129 00:56:30,197 --> 00:56:31,449 [inhales] 1130 00:56:35,369 --> 00:56:36,538 So this is your house? 1131 00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:39,873 Yeah. 1132 00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:43,000 That lady in the other house was totally freaked out. 1133 00:56:43,002 --> 00:56:46,088 That's my friend's grandma. That's her house. 1134 00:56:48,382 --> 00:56:53,344 Why did you say it was your house? 1135 00:56:53,346 --> 00:56:55,556 I wished I lived in that house. 1136 00:56:56,683 --> 00:57:00,518 I don't even sort of understand why somebody would lie about that. 1137 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,145 I-I didn't lie. 1138 00:57:02,147 --> 00:57:04,146 You lied. You're a liar. 1139 00:57:04,148 --> 00:57:06,065 I hate dishonesty. 1140 00:57:06,067 --> 00:57:07,067 I'm sorry. 1141 00:57:11,739 --> 00:57:13,407 Apology accepted, I guess. 1142 00:57:16,243 --> 00:57:17,912 Are we still friends? 1143 00:57:18,913 --> 00:57:22,583 I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend, then yeah, I guess I'll see you around. 1144 00:57:24,127 --> 00:57:25,250 [dogs barking] 1145 00:57:25,252 --> 00:57:26,252 [texting] 1146 00:57:29,049 --> 00:57:32,467 [reporter] Mortar rounds fired at the camp that will fly over them 1147 00:57:32,469 --> 00:57:35,511 if they are down below on surface of the ground. 1148 00:57:35,513 --> 00:57:38,975 And that is hard work, indeed. Believe me. We've had to do it... 1149 00:57:41,853 --> 00:57:43,063 [Lady Bird] I'm ready. 1150 00:57:44,438 --> 00:57:45,855 [Kyle] What? 1151 00:57:45,857 --> 00:57:48,650 I'm ready to have sex. 1152 00:57:48,652 --> 00:57:50,654 Oh. Okay. 1153 00:57:51,779 --> 00:57:52,781 Great. 1154 00:58:01,413 --> 00:58:03,456 You're so dexterous with that. [chuckles] 1155 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:04,458 Thanks. 1156 00:58:08,170 --> 00:58:09,630 Oh. 1157 00:58:14,427 --> 00:58:15,554 [exhales] 1158 00:58:17,806 --> 00:58:21,891 - You okay? - Yeah. 1159 00:58:21,893 --> 00:58:23,228 [kisses] 1160 00:58:25,438 --> 00:58:26,565 [moans] 1161 00:58:30,569 --> 00:58:33,779 [Lady Bird moaning] 1162 00:58:38,409 --> 00:58:39,828 [Kyle moans] 1163 00:58:42,581 --> 00:58:43,582 Are you... 1164 00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:47,042 - Are you done? - Yeah. Yes. 1165 00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:51,545 Sorry. I was confused. 1166 00:58:51,547 --> 00:58:53,547 - You have like... - What? 1167 00:58:53,549 --> 00:58:56,050 - You have some sort of like blood. - What? 1168 00:58:56,052 --> 00:58:57,719 Oh. Shit! 1169 00:58:57,721 --> 00:58:59,264 I get nosebleeds. 1170 00:59:00,806 --> 00:59:02,431 - Here. - Thanks. 1171 00:59:02,433 --> 00:59:04,558 I'm sorry. 1172 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,560 No. I'm good. 1173 00:59:06,478 --> 00:59:09,646 [Lady Bird] Remember when tie-dye was an activity? 1174 00:59:09,648 --> 00:59:13,025 Oh, I didn't make that shirt. My parents got it for me at Sea Ranch. 1175 00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:15,404 You can read Sea Ranch if you look close. 1176 00:59:18,657 --> 00:59:20,618 Cut to ten years later. 1177 00:59:22,328 --> 00:59:23,953 What? 1178 00:59:23,955 --> 00:59:26,706 Like how ten years ago, you were in first grade. 1179 00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:28,293 Now we cut to... 1180 00:59:29,627 --> 00:59:32,628 What does cut to mean to you? 1181 00:59:32,630 --> 00:59:35,632 Or like, you know, little did he know. 1182 00:59:35,634 --> 00:59:37,175 Nothing you're saying is making any sense. 1183 00:59:37,177 --> 00:59:39,009 How we're not virgins now. 1184 00:59:39,011 --> 00:59:42,264 We deflowered each other. We have each other's flowers. 1185 00:59:49,105 --> 00:59:50,190 Sorry. 1186 00:59:52,067 --> 00:59:53,275 I'm just happy. 1187 00:59:58,156 --> 01:00:00,324 I didn't lose my virginity to you. 1188 01:00:02,786 --> 01:00:03,787 Wait... 1189 01:00:04,788 --> 01:00:05,789 What? 1190 01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:09,208 I lost my virginity to Cassy Duvall. 1191 01:00:10,543 --> 01:00:11,668 Excuse me? 1192 01:00:11,670 --> 01:00:13,210 You said you were a virgin. 1193 01:00:13,212 --> 01:00:15,337 No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not. 1194 01:00:15,339 --> 01:00:19,717 - And I haven't lied in two years. - Oh, Jesus. 1195 01:00:19,719 --> 01:00:22,472 Yeah. I probably slept with, like, six people. 1196 01:00:25,391 --> 01:00:27,808 You don't even know if it's six people? 1197 01:00:27,810 --> 01:00:29,601 I don't keep a list. 1198 01:00:29,603 --> 01:00:31,020 Why wouldn't you keep a list? 1199 01:00:31,022 --> 01:00:33,105 - We're in high school. - Whoa. Why are you... What? 1200 01:00:33,107 --> 01:00:36,402 - Why are you getting so moody? - You did say you were a virgin. 1201 01:00:37,404 --> 01:00:39,239 I think you might've made an assumption. 1202 01:00:41,199 --> 01:00:43,616 I just had a whole experience that was wrong. 1203 01:00:43,618 --> 01:00:46,286 - Look, you're deciding to be upset. - No. I am upset. 1204 01:00:46,288 --> 01:00:48,496 Because you're deciding to be. Don't be mad at me for this. 1205 01:00:48,498 --> 01:00:51,165 It's stupid. You can't be mad at me for something I have no control over. 1206 01:00:51,167 --> 01:00:53,166 I just wanted it to be special. 1207 01:00:53,168 --> 01:00:56,462 Why? You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life. 1208 01:00:56,464 --> 01:00:59,924 I was on top! Who the fuck is on top their first time? 1209 01:00:59,926 --> 01:01:02,844 You have any, like, awareness of how many civilians we've killed 1210 01:01:02,846 --> 01:01:05,471 - since the invasion in Iraq started... - Shut up! 1211 01:01:05,473 --> 01:01:07,639 Shut up. 1212 01:01:07,641 --> 01:01:10,227 Different things can be sad. It's not all war. 1213 01:01:20,154 --> 01:01:22,198 Are we still going to prom together? 1214 01:01:23,616 --> 01:01:24,618 Sure. 1215 01:01:48,266 --> 01:01:50,766 I thought Miguel was gonna pick me up. 1216 01:01:50,768 --> 01:01:55,521 Well, I was just arriving from work and it was easier. 1217 01:01:55,523 --> 01:01:59,400 You okay? 1218 01:01:59,402 --> 01:02:01,110 Aww, honey. 1219 01:02:01,112 --> 01:02:02,280 He... 1220 01:02:03,281 --> 01:02:06,574 - Oh. Oh, it's okay. - [sobbing] 1221 01:02:06,576 --> 01:02:08,036 It's okay. 1222 01:02:11,038 --> 01:02:12,623 What's this sweater? 1223 01:02:13,833 --> 01:02:17,335 This is... My friend, Jenna, gave it to me. 1224 01:02:17,337 --> 01:02:18,835 Who's Jenna? 1225 01:02:18,837 --> 01:02:19,837 My friend. 1226 01:02:24,344 --> 01:02:27,011 You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity? 1227 01:02:27,013 --> 01:02:31,266 I don't have a second shift. 1228 01:02:31,268 --> 01:02:32,269 Yeah. 1229 01:02:34,061 --> 01:02:36,063 [guitar playing] 1230 01:02:45,656 --> 01:02:53,656 [music continues] 1231 01:02:56,793 --> 01:03:04,793 [music continues] 1232 01:03:09,723 --> 01:03:11,389 [music ends] 1233 01:03:11,391 --> 01:03:13,099 [male report] The attack came in waves, 1234 01:03:13,101 --> 01:03:16,811 cruise missiles, followed by the F117 stealth bombers 1235 01:03:16,813 --> 01:03:20,023 with so-called bunker buster bombs. 1236 01:03:20,025 --> 01:03:22,065 With target a bunker believed... 1237 01:03:22,067 --> 01:03:24,902 Lady Bird, a bunch of things arrived for you. 1238 01:03:24,904 --> 01:03:25,904 Holy shit! 1239 01:03:27,781 --> 01:03:29,658 - Since when do you get mail? - I get mail. 1240 01:03:32,078 --> 01:03:35,123 Whatever you're up to, it's not gonna end well. 1241 01:04:00,773 --> 01:04:01,775 Yes! 1242 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,735 [yells] 1243 01:04:06,737 --> 01:04:08,987 These programmers nowadays are like kids, man. 1244 01:04:08,989 --> 01:04:10,280 I know. 1245 01:04:10,282 --> 01:04:13,951 But that's why I think with me, you'll find something different. 1246 01:04:13,953 --> 01:04:15,828 Yeah, but they're like babies. 1247 01:04:15,830 --> 01:04:17,788 I hear you. It's wild. 1248 01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:19,791 Which is why I went back to school 1249 01:04:19,793 --> 01:04:23,378 and got my MBA at UC Davis while still working at ISC. 1250 01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:25,045 Oh. [sputters] 1251 01:04:25,047 --> 01:04:26,965 - Wow. That must've been a lot of work. - It was. 1252 01:04:26,967 --> 01:04:28,925 I heard ISC's closing now though. 1253 01:04:28,927 --> 01:04:30,677 I heard. Yes. 1254 01:04:30,679 --> 01:04:34,641 So the assholes who fired you are now closing up shop. 1255 01:04:36,016 --> 01:04:38,477 - Feels good. - [laughs] Yeah. 1256 01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:41,982 Uh... 1257 01:04:43,357 --> 01:04:45,817 What else is supposed to happen? 1258 01:04:45,819 --> 01:04:47,821 Oh, I, uh, thought we'd... 1259 01:04:48,989 --> 01:04:50,615 talk about the position. 1260 01:04:52,701 --> 01:04:53,702 How'd it go? 1261 01:04:56,203 --> 01:04:59,873 Let's go buy a big bag of Doritos and eat them in the car 1262 01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:01,877 - to celebrate your wait list. - Okay. 1263 01:05:02,877 --> 01:05:06,005 But don't tell Mom about the Doritos or the wait list. 1264 01:05:07,590 --> 01:05:08,965 - Hey. - Hi, son. 1265 01:05:08,967 --> 01:05:10,967 Wait. What are you doing here? 1266 01:05:10,969 --> 01:05:13,011 Well, um... 1267 01:05:13,013 --> 01:05:15,306 I guess we're, uh, going for the same job then. 1268 01:05:18,976 --> 01:05:20,645 Looks like it. 1269 01:05:24,065 --> 01:05:25,900 - Go get 'em. - Thanks. 1270 01:05:27,444 --> 01:05:28,862 - This-This way? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 1271 01:05:34,659 --> 01:05:37,744 I know it was you who did the just married thing. 1272 01:05:37,746 --> 01:05:39,329 It wasn't me. 1273 01:05:39,331 --> 01:05:41,163 I'm not going to punish you. 1274 01:05:41,165 --> 01:05:42,831 Oh. Why not? 1275 01:05:42,833 --> 01:05:44,125 [Sister Joan chuckling] 1276 01:05:44,127 --> 01:05:45,212 It was funny. 1277 01:05:47,214 --> 01:05:50,215 Sister Gina and I drove all the way home before we noticed people were honking. 1278 01:05:50,217 --> 01:05:52,675 - Really? - [both laughing] 1279 01:05:52,677 --> 01:05:58,014 To be fair, I wasn't just married to Jesus. It's been 40 years. 1280 01:05:58,016 --> 01:05:59,431 Well, he's a lucky guy. 1281 01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:01,058 [Sister Joan laughing] 1282 01:06:01,060 --> 01:06:02,645 I read your college essay. 1283 01:06:04,730 --> 01:06:08,065 You clearly love Sacramento. 1284 01:06:08,067 --> 01:06:10,777 - I do? - You write about Sacramento 1285 01:06:10,779 --> 01:06:13,487 so affectionately and with such care. 1286 01:06:13,489 --> 01:06:15,697 Well, I was just describing it. 1287 01:06:15,699 --> 01:06:18,242 Well, it comes across as love. 1288 01:06:18,244 --> 01:06:22,871 Sure. I guess I pay attention. 1289 01:06:22,873 --> 01:06:25,875 Don't you think they are maybe the same thing? 1290 01:06:25,877 --> 01:06:28,462 Love and attention? 1291 01:06:36,346 --> 01:06:39,639 Guess you won't be going to any dances in college. 1292 01:06:39,641 --> 01:06:41,266 This is our last one. 1293 01:06:41,268 --> 01:06:44,101 You know Davis has a terrific theater 1294 01:06:44,103 --> 01:06:46,061 if you're still interested in theater. 1295 01:06:46,063 --> 01:06:49,940 - Are ya? - I'm probably no good at acting. 1296 01:06:49,942 --> 01:06:53,820 [exhales] Why don't I look like the girls in the magazines? 1297 01:06:53,822 --> 01:06:56,655 It's too bad I can't meet this Kyle before prom. 1298 01:06:56,657 --> 01:06:58,991 Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore. 1299 01:06:58,993 --> 01:07:00,869 I mean, maybe he never even was. 1300 01:07:00,871 --> 01:07:02,163 Well, I'd still like to meet him. 1301 01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:05,625 It's too tight. Fuck. 1302 01:07:07,168 --> 01:07:10,210 Well, I suggested you not have that second helping of pasta. 1303 01:07:10,212 --> 01:07:13,130 - Mom. - Honey, you seem upset about it 1304 01:07:13,132 --> 01:07:16,050 - and I'm trying to help. - You're giving me an eating disorder. 1305 01:07:16,052 --> 01:07:18,763 [sighs] I wish I could get an eating disorder. 1306 01:07:27,397 --> 01:07:28,857 I love it. 1307 01:07:30,150 --> 01:07:31,359 Is it too pink? 1308 01:07:35,362 --> 01:07:36,364 What? 1309 01:07:41,203 --> 01:07:42,996 Why can't you say I look nice? 1310 01:07:44,538 --> 01:07:46,079 I thought you didn't even care what I think. 1311 01:07:46,081 --> 01:07:49,208 - I still want you to think I look good. - Okay. I'm sorry. 1312 01:07:49,210 --> 01:07:51,793 I was telling you the truth. You want me to lie? 1313 01:07:51,795 --> 01:07:53,924 No. I mean, I just wish... 1314 01:07:55,174 --> 01:07:56,174 I just... 1315 01:07:57,677 --> 01:07:59,137 I wish that you liked me. 1316 01:08:00,639 --> 01:08:02,224 Of course I love you. 1317 01:08:05,476 --> 01:08:06,978 But do you like me? 1318 01:08:11,065 --> 01:08:16,362 I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be. 1319 01:08:17,821 --> 01:08:19,907 What if this is the best version? 1320 01:08:34,297 --> 01:08:35,712 You look really pretty. 1321 01:08:35,714 --> 01:08:37,172 - Really? - Yeah. 1322 01:08:37,174 --> 01:08:38,802 You look like a badass girl in a band. 1323 01:08:39,886 --> 01:08:42,220 Thanks. 1324 01:08:42,222 --> 01:08:43,429 [car honks] 1325 01:08:43,431 --> 01:08:45,180 Um... 1326 01:08:45,182 --> 01:08:47,183 I guess that's my date. 1327 01:08:47,185 --> 01:08:51,270 You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks, are ya? 1328 01:08:51,272 --> 01:08:52,982 I think, yes, I am. 1329 01:08:54,901 --> 01:08:56,525 Let me get your picture. 1330 01:08:56,527 --> 01:08:58,318 Your mom's pissed, she had to work a double. 1331 01:08:58,320 --> 01:08:59,989 Even you deserve better than this. 1332 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,364 [camera shutter clicks] 1333 01:09:02,366 --> 01:09:04,242 [Shelly] Have a good time. 1334 01:09:04,244 --> 01:09:05,409 [Miguel] Yeah. Good luck. 1335 01:09:05,411 --> 01:09:07,454 - See ya. - See ya. 1336 01:09:09,081 --> 01:09:12,000 - [guy] I think she's weird. - [Jenna] She is weird. 1337 01:09:12,002 --> 01:09:13,292 Hey, guys. 1338 01:09:13,294 --> 01:09:15,295 I guess I'll just sit shotgun. 1339 01:09:15,297 --> 01:09:16,297 Yeah. 1340 01:09:19,049 --> 01:09:21,466 - You look really nice, Kyle. - You look good. 1341 01:09:21,468 --> 01:09:22,636 Thanks. 1342 01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:24,761 Hi. 1343 01:09:24,763 --> 01:09:26,141 - Hi. - Hey. 1344 01:09:28,142 --> 01:09:31,644 [chuckles] 1345 01:09:31,646 --> 01:09:32,769 [Kyle] Hey, what's going on, man? 1346 01:09:32,771 --> 01:09:35,105 ["Crash Into Me" playing ♪] 1347 01:09:35,107 --> 01:09:36,567 Hey. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great. 1348 01:09:37,776 --> 01:09:39,359 Okay. 1349 01:09:39,361 --> 01:09:42,238 Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom and just go to Mike's instead? 1350 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:44,073 [Jenna] Yeah. I hate dances. 1351 01:09:44,075 --> 01:09:45,158 [boy] Yes. 1352 01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:48,286 Yeah. Okay. No prom. 1353 01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:50,123 ♪ Baby ♪ 1354 01:09:51,124 --> 01:09:54,794 ♪ And I come into... ♪ 1355 01:09:56,879 --> 01:10:02,341 - ♪ You ♪ - [Kyle] I fucking hate this song. 1356 01:10:02,343 --> 01:10:03,552 I love it. 1357 01:10:05,472 --> 01:10:07,389 I actually want to go to prom. 1358 01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,561 Okay. Yeah. I mean... 1359 01:10:13,271 --> 01:10:14,773 I don't really want to do that. 1360 01:10:16,525 --> 01:10:20,902 Can you... Can you take me to my friend, Julie's house, please? 1361 01:10:20,904 --> 01:10:21,905 Sure. 1362 01:10:23,365 --> 01:10:24,491 Who's Julie? 1363 01:10:26,618 --> 01:10:27,826 She's my best friend. 1364 01:10:31,164 --> 01:10:33,372 ♪ Close to me ♪ 1365 01:10:33,374 --> 01:10:35,875 ♪ Oh, and you come crash ♪ 1366 01:10:35,877 --> 01:10:38,502 ♪ Into me ♪ 1367 01:10:38,504 --> 01:10:40,255 ♪ Baby ♪ 1368 01:10:40,257 --> 01:10:42,631 Julie, honey? 1369 01:10:42,633 --> 01:10:44,134 There's someone here to see you. 1370 01:10:57,982 --> 01:11:00,274 - Hey. - Hey. 1371 01:11:00,276 --> 01:11:02,318 - Are you okay? - Fine. I'm fine. 1372 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,319 - [sobs] - What happened? 1373 01:11:04,321 --> 01:11:05,824 Nothing really. Nothing. 1374 01:11:07,032 --> 01:11:09,324 Why are you crying? 1375 01:11:09,326 --> 01:11:11,077 Just crying. 1376 01:11:11,079 --> 01:11:19,079 Some people aren't built happy, you know. 1377 01:11:21,047 --> 01:11:23,213 [sobs] 1378 01:11:23,215 --> 01:11:24,549 - [both chuckling] - Oh, my gosh. 1379 01:11:24,551 --> 01:11:26,009 We ate all the cheese. 1380 01:11:26,011 --> 01:11:29,679 It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size. 1381 01:11:29,681 --> 01:11:32,015 - This one was a small one. - It's so small. 1382 01:11:32,017 --> 01:11:33,308 - It was tiny. - That's not our fault. 1383 01:11:33,310 --> 01:11:34,934 What-What were we to do? 1384 01:11:34,936 --> 01:11:37,186 Fuck it! Let's just go to prom. 1385 01:11:37,188 --> 01:11:38,770 Doesn't your mom have a dress? 1386 01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:40,939 Let's be honest. I've had a dress for months. 1387 01:11:40,941 --> 01:11:42,317 [both laughing] 1388 01:11:42,319 --> 01:11:43,275 It's purple. 1389 01:11:43,277 --> 01:11:45,278 - It is? - Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it. 1390 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:46,988 - Come and see it. - Okay. 1391 01:11:46,990 --> 01:11:49,157 Cracker time. Dress time. 1392 01:11:49,159 --> 01:11:50,241 I hope it fits. 1393 01:11:50,243 --> 01:11:51,826 ["Crash Into Me" playing ♪] 1394 01:11:51,828 --> 01:11:54,746 ♪ You've got your ball, you got your chain ♪ 1395 01:11:54,748 --> 01:11:59,375 ♪ Tied to me tight, tie me up again ♪ 1396 01:11:59,377 --> 01:12:04,505 ♪ Who's got their claws In you my friend? ♪ 1397 01:12:04,507 --> 01:12:09,344 ♪ Into your heart I'll beat again ♪ 1398 01:12:09,346 --> 01:12:14,349 ♪ Sweet like candy to my soul ♪ 1399 01:12:14,351 --> 01:12:19,186 ♪ Sweet you rock, and sweet you roll ♪ 1400 01:12:19,188 --> 01:12:20,438 ♪ Lost for you ♪ 1401 01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:26,818 ♪ I'm so lost, for you ♪ 1402 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:31,032 People make so much noise in the movies, but it's really not a big thing. 1403 01:12:31,034 --> 01:12:33,158 You can totally be quiet during it. 1404 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,743 Was it amazing though? 1405 01:12:34,745 --> 01:12:36,578 I wanted it so badly, 1406 01:12:36,580 --> 01:12:41,085 but then I found that when it happened... 1407 01:12:42,169 --> 01:12:44,962 I-I really like dry humping much more. 1408 01:12:44,964 --> 01:12:47,799 [both laughing] 1409 01:12:47,801 --> 01:12:50,426 You're not a virgin. 1410 01:12:50,428 --> 01:12:52,804 - I can't wait for state fair. - Ah, I know. 1411 01:12:52,806 --> 01:12:54,641 [both] Log ride. 1412 01:12:58,477 --> 01:13:00,105 - Shit. - What? 1413 01:13:01,522 --> 01:13:04,774 I'm not gonna be here this summer, like, all summer, basically. 1414 01:13:04,776 --> 01:13:06,775 - Why not? - My dad, my real dad, 1415 01:13:06,777 --> 01:13:08,445 he resurfaced in Yellowstone, 1416 01:13:08,864 --> 01:13:11,116 and he wants me to come there for the summer, 1417 01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:13,159 before I start SCC. 1418 01:13:13,910 --> 01:13:14,953 Oh. 1419 01:13:16,996 --> 01:13:19,663 [sighs] I'm not going anywhere to college, so it seemed like a good opportunity. 1420 01:13:19,665 --> 01:13:20,708 Yeah. 1421 01:13:22,919 --> 01:13:25,255 [sighs] I'm gonna miss the fuck out of you. 1422 01:13:27,464 --> 01:13:29,716 [Lady Bird] I probably won't get in, so 1423 01:13:29,718 --> 01:13:32,137 I'll go to Davis and I'll see you every day. 1424 01:13:39,227 --> 01:13:43,688 Now, I want spirits to enforce, and art to enchant, 1425 01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:45,275 and my ending is despair. 1426 01:13:46,567 --> 01:13:48,067 Unless I be relieved by prayer, 1427 01:13:48,069 --> 01:13:52,070 which pierces so that it assaults mercy itself 1428 01:13:52,072 --> 01:13:54,489 and freeze all faults. 1429 01:13:54,491 --> 01:13:57,577 As you from crimes would pardon thee. 1430 01:13:57,579 --> 01:14:00,496 Let your indulgence set me free. 1431 01:14:00,498 --> 01:14:02,372 - Yes! - [applause] 1432 01:14:02,374 --> 01:14:03,917 Ooh! 1433 01:14:03,919 --> 01:14:06,085 [applause and whistling] 1434 01:14:06,087 --> 01:14:09,758 - [man] Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson. - [crowd cheering] 1435 01:14:12,761 --> 01:14:14,385 - [crowd cheering continues] - Yeah! 1436 01:14:14,387 --> 01:14:16,054 - Cheers. - [cheering] 1437 01:14:16,056 --> 01:14:17,721 To Miguel and his new job. 1438 01:14:17,723 --> 01:14:19,515 - Yay. - Here, here. Yes. 1439 01:14:19,517 --> 01:14:22,685 - To Lady Bird going to Davis. - [Larry] To Davis. 1440 01:14:22,687 --> 01:14:24,479 - Congratulations. - [Larry] Good school. 1441 01:14:24,481 --> 01:14:28,524 Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um, you could totally take over my old job. 1442 01:14:28,526 --> 01:14:31,318 - Great. Thanks, Miguel. - I'm so proud of you, Lady Bird. 1443 01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:33,445 You walked weird across the stage, but you did it! 1444 01:14:33,447 --> 01:14:35,532 - I didn't walk weird. - Well, it seemed a little weird. 1445 01:14:35,534 --> 01:14:38,784 - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey. 1446 01:14:38,786 --> 01:14:40,744 Aw, I missed you guys. 1447 01:14:40,746 --> 01:14:42,538 Oh, did you find out about the wait list? 1448 01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:43,999 Oh, fuck. 1449 01:14:47,670 --> 01:14:49,336 What? 1450 01:14:49,338 --> 01:14:55,217 I'm not even in yet, so this might not even be a problem. 1451 01:14:55,219 --> 01:14:57,554 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone behind your back. 1452 01:14:57,556 --> 01:15:01,226 I just... It's not like I'm definitely going to New York. 1453 01:15:02,643 --> 01:15:03,643 Mom. 1454 01:15:05,105 --> 01:15:06,188 Mom. 1455 01:15:07,691 --> 01:15:09,565 Aren't you, sort of, proud that I'm so close to getting in? 1456 01:15:09,567 --> 01:15:11,442 Just a little? 1457 01:15:11,444 --> 01:15:13,778 I mean... yes, I know it was probably easier 1458 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:17,448 because 9-11 and less people applying with terrorism and all that, 1459 01:15:17,450 --> 01:15:19,701 but still though, I'm sorry. 1460 01:15:19,703 --> 01:15:23,912 I know I can lie and not be a good person, but... 1461 01:15:23,914 --> 01:15:25,540 please, Mom. 1462 01:15:25,542 --> 01:15:27,500 Please. I'm so sorry. 1463 01:15:27,502 --> 01:15:29,377 I didn't mean to hurt you. 1464 01:15:29,379 --> 01:15:31,587 I-I appreciate everything you've done for me. 1465 01:15:31,589 --> 01:15:33,590 I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry. 1466 01:15:33,592 --> 01:15:35,218 I'm so sorry I wanted more. 1467 01:15:37,553 --> 01:15:39,845 Just... Please! 1468 01:15:39,847 --> 01:15:40,848 Talk to me. 1469 01:15:41,932 --> 01:15:43,725 I know I'm-I'm so bad! 1470 01:15:43,727 --> 01:15:44,934 I know I am. 1471 01:15:44,936 --> 01:15:46,853 But please just talk to me, Mom. 1472 01:15:46,855 --> 01:15:48,440 Mom, please talk to me. 1473 01:16:02,579 --> 01:16:04,287 - Here. - [register beeping] 1474 01:16:04,289 --> 01:16:05,373 Then next one. 1475 01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:09,084 That'll be three dollars. 1476 01:16:12,713 --> 01:16:14,087 You passed. 1477 01:16:14,089 --> 01:16:15,631 - Seriously? - Yes. 1478 01:16:15,633 --> 01:16:17,884 [sighs] Thanks. 1479 01:16:17,886 --> 01:16:19,426 It's not a thanking situation. 1480 01:16:19,428 --> 01:16:21,138 You either pass or you don't pass. 1481 01:16:22,139 --> 01:16:23,848 Yay. [chuckles] 1482 01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:26,143 - [sighs] - [knocking on door] 1483 01:16:27,145 --> 01:16:28,146 Come in. 1484 01:16:31,941 --> 01:16:33,526 Happy birthday to you 1485 01:16:35,695 --> 01:16:37,194 You remembered. 1486 01:16:37,196 --> 01:16:38,364 You're my only daughter. 1487 01:16:40,075 --> 01:16:42,077 Well, Shelly too. Kind of. 1488 01:16:43,578 --> 01:16:44,955 Thanks. 1489 01:16:47,289 --> 01:16:48,290 Make a wish. 1490 01:16:54,630 --> 01:16:56,756 Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this? 1491 01:16:56,758 --> 01:16:58,882 No. We can't afford to. 1492 01:16:58,884 --> 01:17:01,012 - [laughs] - Dad. 1493 01:17:01,346 --> 01:17:02,429 I'm kidding, no. 1494 01:17:02,806 --> 01:17:04,680 I love your mom. 1495 01:17:04,682 --> 01:17:06,099 Does Mom hate me? 1496 01:17:06,101 --> 01:17:09,728 [exhales] You both have such strong personalities. 1497 01:17:11,021 --> 01:17:14,148 She doesn't know how to help you and it frustrates her. 1498 01:17:14,150 --> 01:17:15,859 I wish she'd talk to me. 1499 01:17:15,861 --> 01:17:21,363 She will. I know. 1500 01:17:21,365 --> 01:17:22,866 Happy 18. 1501 01:17:22,868 --> 01:17:23,868 Thanks. 1502 01:17:25,245 --> 01:17:26,246 Do you want some? 1503 01:17:27,329 --> 01:17:29,706 Yes. [chuckles] 1504 01:17:29,708 --> 01:17:32,125 One pack of Camel Lights please, 1505 01:17:32,127 --> 01:17:33,751 and a Scratcher, 1506 01:17:33,753 --> 01:17:36,253 and a Playgirl. 1507 01:17:36,255 --> 01:17:37,255 ID. 1508 01:17:38,717 --> 01:17:40,716 That'll be 10.87. 1509 01:17:40,718 --> 01:17:43,720 Oh, um, it's my birthday today. 1510 01:17:43,722 --> 01:17:47,181 I'm 18, which is why all these things, I can buy them. 1511 01:17:47,183 --> 01:17:48,726 Okay. Happy birthday. 1512 01:17:56,610 --> 01:18:04,610 Thanks. 1513 01:18:14,419 --> 01:18:16,421 ["This Eve of Parting" playing ♪] 1514 01:18:22,218 --> 01:18:26,597 With her scholarships and then if we refinance the house, then where are we? 1515 01:18:30,685 --> 01:18:35,729 ♪ It's hard to think this eve of parting ♪ 1516 01:18:35,731 --> 01:18:38,190 ♪ Turns to sand of summer... ♪ 1517 01:18:38,192 --> 01:18:40,443 You're only supposed to use it for emergencies. 1518 01:18:40,445 --> 01:18:42,403 It's my tracking device. 1519 01:18:42,405 --> 01:18:47,242 When both our minds Are warped with parting 1520 01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:51,121 ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ 1521 01:18:54,459 --> 01:18:58,836 ♪ Flesh cries out, "Don't move don't leave me" ♪ 1522 01:18:58,838 --> 01:19:02,799 ♪ Conscience runs till out of breath ♪ 1523 01:19:02,801 --> 01:19:07,177 ♪ Sunrise pregnant with your leaving ♪ 1524 01:19:07,179 --> 01:19:10,432 ♪ Creeping in like certain death ♪ 1525 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,070 [song ends] 1526 01:19:23,571 --> 01:19:25,364 - Thank you for driving. - You're welcome. 1527 01:19:27,075 --> 01:19:28,908 You're not coming? 1528 01:19:28,910 --> 01:19:30,750 You can't walk up to the gates anymore, anyway. 1529 01:19:33,330 --> 01:19:35,081 Yeah, but I'm going to college. 1530 01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:36,916 Well, Dad will walk you to security. 1531 01:19:36,918 --> 01:19:38,628 Parking's too expensive here. 1532 01:19:56,896 --> 01:19:58,731 [piano playing] 1533 01:20:19,544 --> 01:20:21,504 [music continues] 1534 01:20:35,810 --> 01:20:37,812 [sobs] 1535 01:20:44,444 --> 01:20:45,654 There it is. 1536 01:20:46,862 --> 01:20:47,862 There it is. [sobs] 1537 01:20:48,822 --> 01:20:49,824 Hello. 1538 01:21:04,380 --> 01:21:05,963 [sobs] 1539 01:21:05,965 --> 01:21:06,967 It's okay. 1540 01:21:09,468 --> 01:21:10,553 She'll be back. 1541 01:21:12,888 --> 01:21:14,098 She'll come back. 1542 01:21:16,935 --> 01:21:18,812 [guitar playing] 1543 01:21:33,994 --> 01:21:35,078 [car horn honking] 1544 01:22:27,630 --> 01:22:32,175 [Larry] She was worried that there would be errors or mistakes or something, 1545 01:22:32,177 --> 01:22:35,013 that you'd judge her writing abilities. 1546 01:22:36,097 --> 01:22:38,014 I wouldn't do that. 1547 01:22:38,016 --> 01:22:39,974 I thought you should have them, 1548 01:22:39,976 --> 01:22:44,103 but I want you to know how much she loves you, 1549 01:22:44,105 --> 01:22:46,857 but also don't tell her I salvaged them, okay? 1550 01:22:48,485 --> 01:22:49,859 Okay. 1551 01:22:49,861 --> 01:22:55,113 ["Always See Your Face" playing ♪] 1552 01:22:55,115 --> 01:22:58,453 ♪ Won't somebody please ♪ 1553 01:22:59,579 --> 01:23:05,958 ♪ Help me with my miseries ♪ 1554 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:07,753 - Hey. - Hey. 1555 01:23:09,463 --> 01:23:11,130 Do you believe in God? 1556 01:23:11,132 --> 01:23:13,382 - Uh, no. - Why not? 1557 01:23:13,384 --> 01:23:15,971 [laughs] Really? Uh, it's ridiculous. 1558 01:23:19,266 --> 01:23:24,060 People call each other by names that their parents made up for them, 1559 01:23:24,062 --> 01:23:25,730 but they won't believe in God. 1560 01:23:27,106 --> 01:23:28,148 What's your name? 1561 01:23:32,404 --> 01:23:34,903 Christine. My name is Christine. 1562 01:23:34,905 --> 01:23:36,322 Hey. I'm David. 1563 01:23:36,324 --> 01:23:37,823 You shake. [chuckles] 1564 01:23:37,825 --> 01:23:40,076 - I shake. - Okay. [chuckles] 1565 01:23:40,078 --> 01:23:42,662 - Where you from? - Sacramento. 1566 01:23:42,664 --> 01:23:45,038 Sorry. Where? 1567 01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,207 San Francisco. 1568 01:23:46,209 --> 01:23:49,460 Oh, cool. Yeah. San Francisco's a great city. 1569 01:23:49,462 --> 01:23:50,547 [chuckles] Really. 1570 01:23:54,426 --> 01:23:58,886 ♪ Can't somebody see, yeah ♪ 1571 01:23:58,888 --> 01:24:01,932 ♪ What this world has done to me ♪ 1572 01:24:05,061 --> 01:24:07,269 [Lady Bird] Bruce. Bruce. 1573 01:24:07,271 --> 01:24:08,729 No. My name is David. 1574 01:24:08,731 --> 01:24:10,648 Jesus Christ. You have really bad music. 1575 01:24:10,650 --> 01:24:12,774 It's all greatest hits. 1576 01:24:12,776 --> 01:24:14,527 But they're the greatest. 1577 01:24:14,529 --> 01:24:15,987 What's wrong with that? 1578 01:24:15,989 --> 01:24:18,155 ♪ Where you go, go ♪ 1579 01:24:18,157 --> 01:24:21,578 ♪ You will always see my face ♪ 1580 01:24:24,623 --> 01:24:26,079 - [hurls] - Oh, God! 1581 01:24:26,081 --> 01:24:27,748 [Lady Bird] I'm sorry. 1582 01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:29,753 [sirens blaring] 1583 01:24:35,424 --> 01:24:37,218 What do you want us to do? She's drunk. 1584 01:24:41,138 --> 01:24:42,641 [song ends] 1585 01:24:58,822 --> 01:25:06,822 [sighs] 1586 01:25:42,325 --> 01:25:44,242 Excuse me. What day is it? 1587 01:25:44,244 --> 01:25:46,159 Sunday. 1588 01:25:46,161 --> 01:25:47,244 Thank you. 1589 01:25:47,246 --> 01:25:48,248 [bell tolling] 1590 01:26:02,094 --> 01:26:04,263 - [bell tolling continues] - [choir singing] 1591 01:26:08,935 --> 01:26:11,228 [choir singing continues] 1592 01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:25,368 [choir singing continues] 1593 01:26:40,008 --> 01:26:42,135 [choir singing continues] 1594 01:26:46,138 --> 01:26:47,932 [phone ringing] 1595 01:26:58,151 --> 01:27:00,609 [Larry] Hi. You've reached the McPherson family. 1596 01:27:00,611 --> 01:27:02,444 Please leave a message. Thank you. 1597 01:27:02,446 --> 01:27:03,947 [beeps] 1598 01:27:03,949 --> 01:27:05,075 Hi, Mom and Dad. 1599 01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:08,911 It's me. Christine. 1600 01:27:10,579 --> 01:27:13,165 It's the name you gave me. It's a good one. 1601 01:27:16,002 --> 01:27:17,754 Dad, this is more for Mom. 1602 01:27:20,923 --> 01:27:22,551 Hey, Mom. 1603 01:27:25,178 --> 01:27:31,724 Did you feel emotional the first time that you drove in Sacramento? 1604 01:27:31,726 --> 01:27:35,519 I did, and I wanted to tell you, 1605 01:27:35,521 --> 01:27:38,440 but we weren't really talking when it happened. 1606 01:27:40,360 --> 01:27:42,860 All those bends I've known my whole life, 1607 01:27:42,862 --> 01:27:48,241 and stores and the whole thing. 1608 01:27:48,243 --> 01:27:54,581 [Marion's indistinct voice] 1609 01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:56,960 [Marion's indistinct voice continues] 1610 01:28:07,387 --> 01:28:08,972 But I wanted to tell you... 1611 01:28:11,432 --> 01:28:13,100 I love you. [sighs] 1612 01:28:14,436 --> 01:28:17,105 Thank you. I'm... 1613 01:28:20,066 --> 01:28:21,067 Thank you. 1614 01:28:26,408 --> 01:28:31,408 1615 01:28:31,410 --> 01:28:32,410 [inhales] 1616 01:28:34,205 --> 01:28:36,458 [instrumental starts] 1617 01:33:33,754 --> 01:33:35,297 [music ends]120828

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