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[beeping]
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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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-Rawrr!
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Yaaa!
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-Hmm.
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Turning the school gym into
a venue worthy of our new
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members dinner is quite a
challenge, but perhaps we can
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cover up the basketball hoops
with a few peaceful facades.
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-Brilliant, Randolph.
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Facades would be perfect for
covering something up.
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-Why does Sam have to join every
nerdy club at school?
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-Uh, yes, Sam.
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I agree that Japanese blow fish
is an exotic dish, but
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hardly appropriate for guests
who didn't ask to "risk their
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lives" at dinner.
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-Oh!
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-Now, after dinner, the club
will want to enjoy some music
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and dancing.
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-OK.
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Now this is definitely
my department.
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Check this out!
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-Uh, no doubt, but I think that
on a formal occasion, we
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C.L.A.S.S. members might want
to enjoy something a little
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more traditional.
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[music playing]
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-Like the tango.
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Care to give it a try?
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-Ahh!
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-Booo!
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-Ahhh!
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-Randolph!
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I am so sorry!
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-My fault.
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I should've known you wouldn't
be familiar with the proper
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steps to a real dance.
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-I am so, so uncultured!
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-You are not, Sam.
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Come on, let's blow this snooze
fest and have some real
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fun at the Beverly Hills
Glamour Fair.
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-Glamour Fair?
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So everyone can laugh at me.
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No, I don't think so.
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I am not showing my in public
again until I am presentable.
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We are going to charm school.
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-What!
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-Remember, Samantha, proper
elocution and good posture are
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the keys to making a
good impression.
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Repeat after me.
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May I offer you a cup of
orange Darjeeling tea?
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You try.
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-May I offer you a cup of
orange Darjeeling tea?
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-Try it again, only with your
nose held higher in the air.
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May I offer you a cup of tea?
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-[sigh]
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May I offer you a cup of tea?
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[giggling]
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-Better.
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Now for posture.
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We'll use this Beverly Hills
phone book to practice
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exemplary locomotion.
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-Oh!
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-These exemplary manners
are so bogus.
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It's like it's not even Sam.
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-I know.
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She's only doing it
to charm Randolph.
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He should be trying
to charm her.
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-May I offer you a cup of
orange Darjeeling tea?
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-Yaaaa!
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-Now--
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where did they go?
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Ladies?
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It isn't polite to leave
without bidding adieu!
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[yelling]
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-No, don't let it drop!
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-Well, spies, this is a first.
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I seem to have interrupted
you at high tea.
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-Not at all.
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May I offer you a cup of
orange Darjeeling?
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-Why, yes.
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And my compliments, Sam.
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I rather like this new
persona of yours.
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-Really?
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You can tell I'm different?
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-Absolutely.
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you remind me a bit
of my mother.
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-Huh?
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Ouch!
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[giggling]
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-Now, about today's mission.
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Not much to go on, I'm afraid.
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Simply a rash of incidents
involving petty vandalism,
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beatings with clubs.
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A spontaneous primitive
behavior, if you like.
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-Your sending us on a mission
to round up a
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few misbehaving yahoos?
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Must be a slow day on the
world domination front.
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-Although the incidents are
relatively minor, they're
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becoming frequent enough for
WOOHP to be concerned.
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In fact, there seems to be an
incident in progress at the
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Beverly Hills mall.
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-Our mall!
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-Yes.
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You'd better get there as soon
as you have your gadgets.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.?
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-Today you'll be using
fashionable heat sensor motion
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detector sunglasses, a laser
nail file, and the tornado
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blast hair dryer.
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And you'll be prepared for all
kinds of weather, including
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acid rain, with its compact,
collapsible, Teflon-coated,
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armored umbrella.
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-All right, then.
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Off you go to the mall.
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And remember, no shopping.
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You're on duty.
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-Ohh!
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-We're too late.
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Our mall's been destroyed!
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-What happened?
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A riot?
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Looting?
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Clearance sale?
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[growling]
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-Listen!
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Sounds like whoever did
this is still around.
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-I don't see anything.
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Wait!
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-There!
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By the shoe store!
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-Hey, you big ape!
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I don't think they
have your size!
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-Rawrrrrr!
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-Gwarrr!
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-Rwarr!
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-Uh oh.
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You're gonna have to be quicker
than that, nature boy!
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-Rwarrr!
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-Hi ya!
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-They may be slow, but
they sure are sturdy.
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-Whoever-- whatever--
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they are, their elocution and
posture are terrible.
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Whoa!
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Ahhhh!
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-Not to mention their
sense of fair play.
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-Hey!
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What's that?
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-Huh?
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Rawrrr!
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-Ahh!
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-Whoa!
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Um--
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phew!
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Not a real tiger.
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But if these uncivilized
troglodytes are as dumb as
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they look, a hologram
should to the trick.
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-Rawrr?
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-Rawwrrr!
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-Huh?
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-That should prove I'm
ahead of them on the
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evolutionary scale.
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Though I guess that's
not saying much.
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-Ahhh!
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-Ah!
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-Hey, you big ignoramus!
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Ow!
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Don't you know hair pulling
is impolite?
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-Let her go, or--
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-Ow!
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Alex!
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Think of something!
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He's pulling my hair
out by the roots!
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-Don't worry, Sam!
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I can outwit this apeman.
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[whistle]
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-Rawrr?
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Gahhh!
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Ughh!
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-Are you OK, Sam?
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-Nothing a weave can't fix.
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-This goon got that spear from
a little guy who didn't look
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like the others.
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But I don't see anyone now.
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He must have cleared out with
the rest of the mob.
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-Then this is the only
apeman we have left.
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Let's get a look at him.
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[gasps]
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-Randolph!
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-It is Randolph!
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So do we take him back to WOOHP
for questioning or drop
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him off at the zoo?
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-Alex!
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Can't you see the poor
boy's not himself?
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Looks like
he had a reverse makeover.
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-Uhh--
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[gasps]
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-He's waking up.
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-Bleh.
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-I can't believe you guys have
Randolph on a leash!
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-Enough clowning around.
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I'm calling Jere.
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-Good afternoon, spies.
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Anything to report?
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-We snagged one of the mall
wreckers, Jere, but get this.
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He's a boy at school
that Sam's hot for.
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-Really?
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I would've thought that Sam
would be associating with a
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better class of people than
a common hooligan.
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-He is not a hooligan!
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He's president of C.L.A.S.S.
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-A well-mannered, sophisticated
human being who
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likes to eat wax fruit.
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-Let's have a look
at him, shall we?
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Hmm.
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It appears this Randolph
person is a caveman.
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-What!
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-According to the measurements
I've just taken, particularly
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the size if his cranium,
he has all the physical
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characteristics of
a Neanderthal.
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-But we just saw him yesterday,
and he was the most
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sophisticated guy in school.
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-So someone's shrinking smart
people's brains to turn them
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into primitive cavemen?
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Why would anyone do that?
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-Good question, Clover.
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Do you have any other clues?
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-Well, there's this spear
he was carrying.
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-Not a very modern-looking
weapon, is it?
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-Here it is.
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This spear looks exactly like
the at the anthropology
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department of Beverly Hills
Community College.
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-Then get to the school right
away and see if there's a
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connection.
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I'll have Randolph brought to
WOOHP to see if we can reverse
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the brain shrinking process.
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-Ach!
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Burrrp!
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-Uh, I hope you can for Sam's
sake, or the C.L.A.S.S. dinner
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is going to be really
interesting.
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-I hope we solve this
case before the
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Glamour Fair is over.
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I want to ride that new coaster,
the Curling Iron!
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-According to the school
directory, this is the office
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of the guy in charge of
artifacts, Professor Link.
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-I'm not sure this guy is
even a real professor.
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I mean, look at all these
bogus diplomas.
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The Mail Order College
Of Micronesia?
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Couldn't he get into
Tijuana Tech?
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-Actually, Link's been rejected
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by just about everybody.
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Harvard, Princeton, that
exclusive club for
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people with high IQs.
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-Listen to this from the Journal
of Anthropology.
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"Professor Link's theories
don't even qualify as
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third-rate scholarship.
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If he were a first-year student,
Link would probably
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fail just for bad spelling."
Poor guy.
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I kind of feel sorry for him.
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-Looks like he's smart enough
to loose a TV quiz show.
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-Hey!
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This guy could almost be the
one I saw with the spear in
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the mall.
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-In which case, he's met
Professor Link before.
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Unless that little guy
is Professor Link.
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-But why would he keep a picture
of himself losing?
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-I don't know.
268
00:10:46,127 --> 00:10:47,839
Same reasons he kept all these
rejection letters.
269
00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:50,478
There's definitely something
weird about him.
270
00:10:50,478 --> 00:10:51,438
-Huh?
271
00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:55,839
-Hmm.
272
00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:00,159
-Ah ha.
273
00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:02,559
It's a real cave.
274
00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,479
-Or at least a real
artificial one.
275
00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:05,439
-Wow.
276
00:11:05,439 --> 00:11:06,687
It looks like something
you'd see in a museum.
277
00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:10,847
-It's so authentic.
278
00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:12,959
These stone tools, the
cave paintings,
279
00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:15,359
those primitive people.
280
00:11:15,359 --> 00:11:16,319
-Yeah.
281
00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:19,807
It looks like they're making
real weapons by a real fire.
282
00:11:19,807 --> 00:11:20,767
-Rawrr!
283
00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:21,519
-They are real!
284
00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:24,399
And so are their weapons!
285
00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:25,727
-Ahhh!
286
00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:30,319
-We're trapped!
287
00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:31,279
-OK.
288
00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:32,718
We've got ourselves out of
tougher spots before.
289
00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:33,678
We can get out of
this one, right?
290
00:11:34,159 --> 00:11:35,887
-Maybe we don't have to.
291
00:11:35,887 --> 00:11:36,847
Look!
292
00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:43,278
-Ah!
293
00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:48,319
-Professor's Link, I presume.
294
00:11:48,319 --> 00:11:50,239
-Great idea scaring the
cavemen with that dumb
295
00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:51,199
costume, Link.
296
00:11:51,199 --> 00:11:52,719
You're smarter than you look.
297
00:11:52,719 --> 00:11:57,167
-That's "Professor Link." And
soon, I shall be the smartest
298
00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:57,647
man in the world.
299
00:11:58,127 --> 00:11:59,807
Grab them!
300
00:11:59,807 --> 00:12:00,287
-Hey!
301
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,247
-Let us go!
302
00:12:01,727 --> 00:12:03,759
-I think we found our bad guy!
303
00:12:04,239 --> 00:12:05,247
-Hmm!
304
00:12:15,839 --> 00:12:17,727
[laughing]
305
00:12:17,727 --> 00:12:19,647
-We might have guessed you were
behind this if it wasn't
306
00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:21,567
for all those bogus degrees.
307
00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:22,527
-Yeah!
308
00:12:23,007 --> 00:12:24,447
All the bad guys we
know are real evil
309
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,847
geniuses, not fake ones.
310
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,287
-And snappier dressers.
311
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:31,326
Where did you find that bad guy
outfit, at a rummage sale?
312
00:12:31,807 --> 00:12:34,206
-You underestimate me.
313
00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:38,046
Well, no one will ever
do that again.
314
00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:42,446
Not when I devolve the
entire human species!
315
00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:42,927
-Uh, OK.
316
00:12:42,927 --> 00:12:44,366
I'll bite.
317
00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:45,326
Why?
318
00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:49,166
-After years of rejection by the
academic world, I tried to
319
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:52,527
make myself smarter by
expanding my brain
320
00:12:52,527 --> 00:12:55,599
capacity, with this.
321
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,479
Unfortunately, my microwave
emitter had the opposite
322
00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:01,839
effect, and I decided to become
the most intelligent
323
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:06,127
person on the planet by making
everyone else dumber!
324
00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:07,087
-That's clever.
325
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,487
Not very ambitious,
but clever.
326
00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:11,087
-Look around you.
327
00:13:11,087 --> 00:13:14,319
These cretins were once the
physics faculty at the Beverly
328
00:13:14,319 --> 00:13:16,479
Hills Community College.
329
00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:17,918
Don't believe me?
330
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:20,639
I'll give you a little
demonstration.
331
00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:24,719
This is the head of the
astronomy department.
332
00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:40,927
-Rawr--
333
00:13:40,927 --> 00:13:41,839
uh?
334
00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:48,799
-By using the jumbo version of
my device, I'll have Beverly
335
00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:52,607
Hills in the Stone Age by the
end of the day, and it won't
336
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:56,926
be long before I devolve
the entire world!
337
00:13:56,926 --> 00:13:58,286
Except for me, of course.
338
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:01,647
-We're going to be cave girls,
eating raw meat and wearing
339
00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:02,927
animal skins?
340
00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:04,367
-Oh, don't worry.
341
00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:08,159
I have other plans
for you three.
342
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:10,559
You're going to go the
way of the dinosaurs.
343
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,479
-Perhaps some future
paleontologist will discover
344
00:14:20,479 --> 00:14:23,967
your fossils, in about a
million years or so.
345
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,919
Ta ta!
346
00:14:25,919 --> 00:14:27,839
-We've got to think of
something quick!
347
00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:30,719
These fumes are starting
to make me woozy.
348
00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:32,639
-We've got the tornado
blast hair dryer.
349
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,799
I could use it to blow
us away from the pit.
350
00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:37,119
If we can just cut
our hands free.
351
00:14:37,119 --> 00:14:39,039
-Hey, I picked up a
flint arrowhead
352
00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:40,478
during the last fight.
353
00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:41,438
What?
354
00:14:41,438 --> 00:14:43,358
I thought it would make
a pretty necklace.
355
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,479
-Get set, Sam.
356
00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:51,839
She's almost through.
357
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:53,087
-Whoa!
358
00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:58,399
-Now let's stop link before
Beverly Hills is filled with
359
00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:00,798
hordes of empty-headed idiots
walking around with trashy
360
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:02,479
cloths and vacant stares.
361
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:08,766
-Listen!
362
00:15:09,247 --> 00:15:10,686
That must be the sound of
Professor Link's brain
363
00:15:10,686 --> 00:15:11,646
shrinking device.
364
00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:12,847
He's already started it up!
365
00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:13,807
-But from where?
366
00:15:13,807 --> 00:15:15,727
It's got to be somewhere
up high.
367
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,166
-There!
368
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,607
The Ferris wheel at the Glamour
Fair is the highest
369
00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:19,359
point around.
370
00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:20,798
Let's go!
371
00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:36,366
[beeping]
372
00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:37,326
-Rawrr!
373
00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:38,719
-Ugh!
374
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,279
-Everyone in Beverly Hills has
been turned into cavemen.
375
00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:42,638
-Not everyone.
376
00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:45,087
Look!
377
00:15:45,087 --> 00:15:46,687
[beeping]
378
00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:49,567
-I wonder why we're not
being affected.
379
00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:50,527
[crash]
380
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:51,439
-Rawrrrr!
381
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:52,399
Uh!
382
00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:53,838
-There's a rude caveman
on the roof.
383
00:15:53,838 --> 00:15:55,647
I'll get him!
384
00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:55,647
-Alex!
385
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,767
Wait!
386
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:01,166
-Ahhhh!
387
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,767
[beeping]
388
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,239
-Got him!
389
00:16:06,559 --> 00:16:07,519
-It's the SUV.
390
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,439
We're protected as long
as we stay inside.
391
00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:10,399
-Alex!
392
00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:13,167
Get in here!
393
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:16,559
You're starting to turn into
a cave chick out there.
394
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:17,519
Look!
395
00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:18,958
[laughing]
396
00:16:19,327 --> 00:16:22,606
-You know, I think it's time
I plucked my eyebrow.
397
00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:27,279
-Let's get outta here!
398
00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:43,999
[beeping]
399
00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:47,358
-Alex, I know the ray has
already affected your brain,
400
00:16:47,358 --> 00:16:49,759
but stay under the umbrella.
401
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,719
Got it?
402
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:54,847
-Alex!
403
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,286
-Wow.
404
00:16:56,286 --> 00:16:58,206
That a really big wheel.
405
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:03,886
--She's got the right idea.
406
00:17:03,886 --> 00:17:05,567
It we're going to stop
Professor Link, we
407
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,927
have to get up there.
408
00:17:10,046 --> 00:17:12,047
-So the spies have escaped.
409
00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:13,486
No matter.
410
00:17:13,486 --> 00:17:15,806
You can take care of them,
my faithful Neanderthals.
411
00:17:19,886 --> 00:17:20,206
Ahh!
412
00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:21,647
Like this!
413
00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:34,846
-It's hard enough climbing with
this umbrella without
414
00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:36,766
those goons shooting
arrows at us.
415
00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:38,959
-We can make it as long as
they don't throw anything
416
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,398
heavier than that.
417
00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:42,078
-Rawrr!
418
00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:43,359
-Ahhhh!
419
00:17:48,046 --> 00:17:49,966
-We're never going to
make it up there.
420
00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:53,886
-No, but Alex is almost
at the axle.
421
00:17:53,886 --> 00:17:56,286
If we can just get her to cut
through the bolt with her
422
00:17:56,766 --> 00:18:00,526
laser nail file, the whole thing
will come crashing down.
423
00:18:00,526 --> 00:18:01,486
-Alex!
424
00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:04,527
Cut through the axle!
425
00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:06,238
-Your laser nail file!
426
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,679
Use it!
427
00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:15,118
-Now cut through
the axle bolt!
428
00:18:18,927 --> 00:18:20,559
-They're toppling the wheel!
429
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,767
Get down there and stop them!
430
00:18:31,438 --> 00:18:32,879
-Hi ya!
431
00:18:36,046 --> 00:18:37,038
-Sammy!
432
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,166
-Alex did it!
433
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,326
The whole Ferris wheel's
coming down!
434
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:51,806
-Ahhh!
435
00:18:52,287 --> 00:18:53,247
-Whoa!
436
00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,526
[crash]
437
00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:10,127
[sirens]
438
00:19:10,127 --> 00:19:11,087
-Ook!
439
00:19:11,087 --> 00:19:12,526
Oh, ah--
440
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:17,406
[laughing]
441
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,366
-Um, Jerry?
442
00:19:18,846 --> 00:19:20,958
You're a caveman, too?
443
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:21,918
-Um, not quite.
444
00:19:21,918 --> 00:19:24,319
Fortunately, the brain shrinking
device was unable to
445
00:19:24,319 --> 00:19:25,758
penetrate WOOHP headquarters.
446
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:27,199
The only staff affected
were those
447
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,638
outside on coffee breaks.
448
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,158
Including me.
449
00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:32,559
But you did save the rest of
Southern California from being
450
00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:33,519
sent back to the Stone Age.
451
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:34,479
-Oh--
452
00:19:34,479 --> 00:19:37,359
oh, I have a question.
453
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:38,319
Um--
454
00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:39,279
oh, yeah.
455
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,599
Uh, me stay this way?
456
00:19:41,599 --> 00:19:43,038
-Happily, we found a
way to reverse the
457
00:19:43,038 --> 00:19:44,479
brain shrinking process.
458
00:19:44,479 --> 00:19:46,559
It's been successfully tested
on Randolph, and everyone
459
00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:48,958
affected by Link's ray should
make a full recovery.
460
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,807
With no memory of being
cavemen, of course.
461
00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:52,767
-Oh!
462
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:54,206
Then Randolph's OK!
463
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,607
-Um, and your buddy, Alex,
in case you care.
464
00:19:56,607 --> 00:19:58,158
-Well, yeah, of course.
465
00:19:58,638 --> 00:19:59,598
Oh!
466
00:20:02,478 --> 00:20:05,807
[classical music]
467
00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:07,167
-Good evening.
468
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,087
So glad you could come.
469
00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:10,526
Lovely dress.
470
00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:13,806
Welcome to the C.L.A.S.S.
dinner.
471
00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:17,438
-You can save the proper lady
act for stuffy Randolph.
472
00:20:17,438 --> 00:20:19,647
-Speaking of which,
where is Randolph?
473
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:21,086
-I haven't seen him yet.
474
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,286
He's supposed to be taking
care of the music.
475
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,206
[dance music]
476
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,126
-This should get those uptight
new recruits to loosen up.
477
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,566
-Randolph!
478
00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:32,446
You're not the same old you.
479
00:20:32,926 --> 00:20:33,886
-Nope.
480
00:20:33,886 --> 00:20:36,158
The stuffy, boring old Randolph
is gone for good.
481
00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:38,078
I don't know why I
kept my wild side
482
00:20:38,078 --> 00:20:39,006
bottled up for so long.
483
00:20:39,486 --> 00:20:40,926
Come on, Sam!
484
00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:42,366
Let's dance!
485
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,286
-Um, maybe later.
486
00:20:44,766 --> 00:20:45,726
-Suit yourself.
487
00:20:48,606 --> 00:20:49,759
-Woo hoo!
488
00:20:50,238 --> 00:20:53,118
-Looks like Randolph still has
a little bit of residual
489
00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:54,559
caveman in him.
490
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:56,127
-It's nothing a few charm
lessons cant cure.
491
00:20:56,127 --> 00:20:57,087
Right, Sam?
492
00:20:57,087 --> 00:20:58,526
-Ha ha!
493
00:20:58,526 --> 00:20:59,007
Yeah!
494
00:20:59,007 --> 00:20:59,967
Yaa hoo!
495
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:00,927
Yes!
496
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,838
-I don't think the old Randolph
is ever coming back.
497
00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:04,798
Hey, Randolph!
498
00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:06,878
Let me show you how
to really dance!
499
00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:09,758
I hope you brought your
steel-toed boots!
500
00:21:09,758 --> 00:21:11,887
[laughter]
501
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,398
-I think I've learned something
with this whole
502
00:21:18,398 --> 00:21:19,838
Neanderthal mission.
503
00:21:19,838 --> 00:21:22,238
It's not so important to be
all flawlessly styled with
504
00:21:22,238 --> 00:21:23,198
perfectly-applied makeup.
505
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,158
I mean, hello.
506
00:21:24,638 --> 00:21:26,078
It's totally normal--
507
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,998
healthy, in fact-- to just
roll out of bed and
508
00:21:27,998 --> 00:21:29,438
relax into the day.
509
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:30,878
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Clover!
510
00:21:30,878 --> 00:21:33,758
Varsity quarterback Rick
is here to see you.
511
00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:34,718
-Oh!
512
00:21:34,718 --> 00:21:35,678
Lipstick!
513
00:21:35,678 --> 00:21:37,118
Hair clip!
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