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[theme music]

-I just love Kung Fu Fondu.

It's a great workout and a fabulous meal.

-It's the hottest new studio on the Bev Hill scene.

-[gasp]

What was that?

-Uh, I don't know, but let's not stick around to find out.

-Hey.

Come on, Sam.

DIg!

Dig!

-I'm trying.

I'm trying.

-Well, try harder.

There's not much time left.

-Time's up.

Way to climb, Alex.

Nice technique, [inaudible].

OK, class, hit the showers.

Um, not you, Samantha.

-Huh?

-I'm afraid if you can't make it to the top, I'm going to

have to transfer you to a different gym class.

-Transfer me?

-Yes.

To a special place where you'll work with other majorly

uncoordinated students like yourself.

-You mean Sam's going to be a dork?

-We prefer to call it D-O-R-K--

the development for overly remedial kids class.

Trust me.

It's for your own good.

-Whoa.

Tough break, Sammy.

-But I don't want to be a dork.

-Then you're going to learn how to climb.

I mean, how hard can it be?

You climb all kinds of stuff on our missions.

-Well, it's pretty easy to climb when I

have my bungee belt.

It does all the work.

-Gross.

When was the last time these towels were washed?

-Couldn't you have waited until after we

took a shower, Jer?

I mean, hello.

We totally reek.

-Sorry girls, but danger doesn't

take a break for hygiene.

There's a rash of missing people in the

Beverly Hills area.

-Huh?

Hmm.

They look kind of familiar.

Do they go to Bev High?

-If he does, he must have failed a lot of classes.

-You're going to need some gadgets for your mission.

Oh, Gladys?

Oh.

[sigh]

I mean the amazing Gladys.

-What?

-Gladys has a new hobby.

She's learning magic.

Please humor her.

-Welcome one and all.

For your first gadget, we have something very special.

Wait.

Where did it go?

Say, what do we have here?

Multi-function charm bracelets.

-Nice one, Glad.

-Now, watch as I take this simple coin and use my special

magic wand.

Ta-da!

It's hot and spicy gum.

It causes the chewer to sweat

excessively and become slippery.

-Hot and spicy gum?

The whip lab must be seriously understaffed.

-Now, for my next trick, I give you one of our most

powerful inventions.

Abracadabra!

-Uh--

-What does it do, you know, besides look ugly?

-This belt ties two or more people together and enables

them to tap into each other's knowledge of fighting style.

-So Sam will be able to do my patented running side kick and

Alex can imitate my fist of fury.

-You'll also be able to perform any move that you've

seen in movies or video games, but the belt can only be used

in short bursts or it may cause severe headaches.

[siren sounding]

-Ha!

-Good heavens.

There's an attempted abduction in progress.

Our Beverly Hills team just called 911

from her cell phone.

-It's go time, girls!

-Now for my grand finale.

Now you see them, now--

ta-da--

you don't.

-The cell phone signal came from right around here.

-[gasp]

-What is it?

The kidnappers?

-No.

It's Kung Fu Fondu--

the hippest workout eatery in town.

It's almost impossible to get into one of their condo

exercise cooking classes.

-I heard that after a few lessons you're flexible enough

to use your toes to dip fruit into melted cheese and flick

it into your mouth!

-Pee-yew.

FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): [screaming]

-We can talk fondu later, girls.

Time to go to work.

-It's Mandy, and it looks like she's in big time trouble.

-We're going to need some disguises.

Stylin' and profilin'.

-Don't worry, Miss.

We're here to save you.

-Well, do you think you could hurry it up a bit?

-Whoa.

Check out the crazy moves.

-Ah.

I can't believe we fell for the oldest trick in the book.

-Heads up.

-Are you sure you know what you're doing?

-Don't worry, little lady.

We've got everything under control.

-First no shower, and now this?

-You must come with us.

-Ah!

[inaudible].

-Don't let him get away, Sammy!

-I'm on it!

[grunting]

Almost--

there.

Oh, any second now.

-Sam, why don't you just use your bungee belt

to climb the building?

-I will never learn how to climb if I keep using it.

I don't want to be D-O-R-K.

-What are we going to do now?

They just took off with Mandy.

-Obviously we should go home and celebrate.

-Clover, even if we hate her, we've still got to help her.

-Hey.

This might be something.

It's from one of their slippers.

And that insignia looks really familiar.

-Let's scan it and send it off to Jerry.

Maybe he can figure it out.

-I don't get it.

I mean, who would want to abduct all those people,

especially Mandy?

-Maybe it's someone who couldn't get into Kung Fu

Fondu and wanted to shorten the waiting list.

-Whatever's happening, it's way freaky.

Don't you think, Sam?

Sam?

-Do you think she's been abducted too?

We'd better call Jerry.

-Hold the phone.

-[grunting]

I don't want to be a D-O-R-K.

[device ringing]

-Oh.

What's up, Jer?

-I've got the results of the analysis of the insignia.

It's the symbol of Power Yoga Chi Kwan Do.

-Hey.

That's the exercise class we took last year.

-Oh yeah, and then it went out of fashion.

-Wait.

That's why all the abductees look so familiar.

They were all in our class, Mandy included.

-Apparently Shirley, the woman who ran it, closed her doors

and left town months ago.

-I have a feeling she's back and we'll be seeing her soon.

-I agree.

You girls are the only ones from the class who have yet to

be abducted.

Be careful.

-Mandy, what are you doing here?

-That shirt is so clashing with your chakra.

-What's with the weird yoga speak?

-Your astral body is so last year.

Ya!

-Where did she learn that?

-Fear my cobra style.

-Stop it, Mandy.

We don't want to hurt you.

-I do.

Now meet the snake charmer.

-OK.

Enough fooling around.

It's gadget time.

-What?

Oh.

-Outsmarted by Mandy?

This so isn't our day.

-You will come with me, non-believers.

-[moaning]

Oh, I think I'm air sick.

-Um, this looks like the house that Creepy built.

-We are so out of here.

-Not before you meet my fellow yogis.

-What is this?

Cirque de Freaks?

-[laughing]

-Shirley!

-Well, well, well.

Look who finally made it-- the worst students I ever taught.

-What is your problem, Shirley?

-My problem is that you treated my Power Yoga Chi Kwan

Do class like a passing fad.

You forced me to close my studio, and now

it's time for revenge.

-Maybe everyone dropped out because they couldn't stand

the instructor.

-It had nothing to do with me.

You were just ungrateful.

[sighing]

I've trained my former students to help me eliminate

the competition.

Once Kung Fu Fondu is gone, I'll reopen my studio, and

once again rule the Beverly Hills exercise scene.

-Way to think big, Shirl.

-[laughing]

Oh, I am thinking big.

Soon, I'll turn everyone in LA into my followers.

-But how did you brainwash everyone into coming back to

you?

-Good question--

one you'll be sorry you asked.

[laughing]

Feast your eyes on my chi machine.

By passing through it, my students achieved the same

results as they would have after five years of classes.

-Where was this when I was taking piano lessons?

-In here, my acolytes instantly learn to cultivate

their energy and develop internal power.

Of course, it puts them under my total control.

Strap 'em in!

-(ROBOTICALLY) As you wish.

-Give it up!

This will never work.

-We'll see.

Now come, students.

It's time to meditate before we destroy Kung Fu Fondu.

-If we don't get off this thing, we're going to become

chanting zombies.

-If only the amazing Gladys was here to make us disappear.

-I doubt Gladys can help us, but maybe her gadgets can.

Hot and spicy gum, anyone?

-Ew.

I hope it works better than it tastes.

-I can't believe this might actually come in handy.

-Hey.

It's not that bad.

What?

I like spicy food.

-Whoa.

All of a sudden, I feel like I'm in a sauna.

-Ugh, I know what you mean.

Ah.

I haven't sweat this much since the time you

guys read my diary.

-It's not working on me.

I must have a high tolerance for spicy food.

-Don't worry.

I''ll take care of it.

Ugh!

This won't budge!

-Time for the direct approach.

Ah!

Oh, the direct approach stinks.

I just broke a nail.

-Somebody help me!

-Sammy!

-Sammy!

Sammy, are you OK?

-Instant karma's gonna get you.

[laughing]

-Don't worry, Sam.

We can help you back at WOOHP.

-Help!

Non-believers!

Non-believers!

-These yogis are really stretching my patience.

-Tell me about it.

This isn't getting us anywhere.

-Give it up, girls.

Nothing can stop Power Yoga Chi Kwan Do.

-Actually, you're no match for our pull the rug from under

your feet technique.

-Oh, it's not working.

Come on.

It's time to take matters into our own hands.

-Ah.

Brutal.

It looks like both of us are going to need manicures now.

-Why didn't we take the stairs?

-It looks like Shirley's machine has fixed Sam's

climbing problem.

-Yeah.

She doesn't even need the bungee belt anymore.

-Any reason we're not using it?

-Check you later, Sam.

-It's time to send a 911 call to WOOHP.

-That was quick.

Have they considered delivering pizzas?

-What's happening, ladies?

-We found Shirley, and she's turned Sam and the rest of our

ex-classmates into brainwashed Power

Yoga Chi Kwan Do devotees.

-And they're going to attack Kung Fu Fondu with their major

muscle power--

as in we're definitely going to be backup.

-I'll disperse every available WOOHP agent to Kung Fu Fondu

immediately.

-Whoa.

This is the swankiest exercise studio I've ever seen.

-Listen.

-[chanting]

-They're coming!

-Brace yourself, agents.

It's time for battle.

-Give it up, Shirl.

We've got you outnumbered.

-Your numbers mean nothing compared to my inner power.

And soon, this whole city will be my own

personal yoga studio.

Yogis attack!

-Charge!

-Sam, I don't want to hurt you.

-Remember to always stretch before exercising.

-Who's next?

-I do apologize in advance.

-By the power of Swami Rama Rama!

Hi-ya!

-Oh, yeah?

Prepare to face the power of Alex.

Hi-ya!

-Check out this fancy footwork.

Ha!

-She's too fast.

-And I fight dirty.

I call this one the unsalted pretzel.

-We must have missed that class.

-We're no match for her.

-You think?

-Sam, don't you remember who I am?

We're on the same team.

-I'm not on any team with you, old man.

-Old man?

I'll show you who's an old man.

-I'm waiting.

Show me your moves.

-Whoa!

Hey!

-I've still got it.

-Ugh.

-A two-for-one special.

-Two for one?

That gives me an idea00 even at the threat of possible

mind-numbing headaches.

-And fashion crimes too numerous to mention.

-I don't know how long this belt works, so

we better move fast.

-Just because you're wearing a black belt doesn't make you

black belts.

-Uh, yes it does.

Hi-ya!

Where did I learn that move?

-I saw it in "Monkey Fist 3." Those monkeys

sure know how to fight.

Whoa.

I didn't think my body could bend like that.

-Who says watching wrestling is a waste of time?

-Let me guess-- that's from the latest "Karate Commando"

video game.

-You got it, spy sister.

-I don't understand.

You two were my worst students.

-We've been practicing.

And now it's time for us to teach you a lesson.

-Uh oh.

My head is starting to pound.

-Mine too.

We'd better wrap this up.

-Get ready, Shirley, cause from now on, the only mantra

you'll be repeating is ouch.

-I have attained absolute power.

I can not be defeated!

-Absolute power, meet my left foot.

-Hi-ya!

-Oh.

-Smile and say [inaudible] bear.

-It looks like she's practicing the

fallen villain pose.

-Good news, girls.

Once the devotees go through the chi machine backwards,

they return to normal with no recollection of what happened.

-Which means Mandy won't remember how she kicked our

butts.

-And Sammy'll soon be back on our side.

-Ah.

What happened?

Everything's a blur.

-We'll fill you in over fondu.

-[gasp]

You got us reservations at Kung Fu Fondu?

Cool.

-It looks like being hypnotized by Shirley did have

one benefit.

-Yeah, Sam looks amazing--

stealthy, even.

-Piece of cake.

I am no DORK.

-Way to go, Sam.

That was the fastest I've ever seen anyone get to the top.

I wish the rest of you could climb as well.

OK, class dismissed.

-Did you hear that?

I'm the best climber in class.

I'm like a spider.

I can climb anything.

Woo!

I am good.

-We're all proud of you, Sam.

-Yeah.

Way to climb.

Bu- I- w- wait a sec.

How do I get down from here?

Help.

You guys?

-Don't worry, Sam.

What goes up must come down.

-Eventually.

-Wait, wait.

We're a team, right?

Come on.

You guys come-- could you at least call the fire

department?

Could get a ladder, anything?

You guys!

-Sure, yoga's good exercise, but there's

more to it than that.

For instance, when things are really crazy with school in

international spying, I can take five minutes to do some

yoga and my problems just disappear.

I'm mean, it's like I've got complete control over

everything.

Like, nothing can stop me.

I can do anything I put my mind to.

Uh, girls, a little help?

Oh.