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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,200 [x-powder ringing] 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:28,367 [theme music] 3 00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:30,127 [explosion] 4 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,567 -Mm, huh? 5 00:00:47,567 --> 00:00:50,560 Sweet! 6 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,367 [typing] 7 00:00:52,367 --> 00:00:55,807 COMPUTER: To experience the perfect union between human 8 00:00:55,807 --> 00:00:59,119 and technology, simply put on the neuro-helmet. 9 00:00:59,119 --> 00:01:00,447 -Huh? 10 00:01:04,079 --> 00:01:06,128 [screams] 11 00:01:12,559 --> 00:01:13,519 -Huh? 12 00:01:13,519 --> 00:01:15,920 [screams] 13 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:27,327 -Hello! 14 00:01:27,327 --> 00:01:28,768 We're like totally lounging, here! 15 00:01:29,247 --> 00:01:30,559 -Hm. 16 00:01:31,888 --> 00:01:33,520 Ugh! 17 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,440 -Uh? 18 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,360 -Oh, score! 19 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,847 Look, a quarter! 20 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,520 [growling] 21 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,119 -Alex, you've been tying up the bathroom 22 00:01:45,119 --> 00:01:46,079 for, like, three hours. 23 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:47,568 I'm coming in! 24 00:01:47,568 --> 00:01:47,968 Ugh! 25 00:01:47,968 --> 00:01:49,247 Hm. 26 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:50,800 -I found a place that buys hair by the inch. 27 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:54,559 How much do you think I can cut before I look like a boy? 28 00:01:54,559 --> 00:01:55,248 [growling] 29 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,208 -Um. 30 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:57,168 -Ugh! 31 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,319 Uh. 32 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:05,679 Agh! 33 00:02:05,679 --> 00:02:06,768 Ugh! 34 00:02:06,768 --> 00:02:09,648 I wasn't done with that! 35 00:02:09,648 --> 00:02:10,608 -Really? 36 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:13,280 Sorry, I'll get you another. 37 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:18,607 Oopsy, I can be so clumsy. 38 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,000 You want another? 39 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:21,439 By the way, do you know how much the recycling center pays 40 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:22,720 per bottle? 41 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,519 -That's it! 42 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,960 It's on. 43 00:02:25,439 --> 00:02:26,880 -Clover, I'm--I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation 44 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,279 why Alex is acting like a total wacko. 45 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:31,039 Right, Alex? 46 00:02:31,039 --> 00:02:31,999 -I'm sorry, guys. 47 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,719 It's just that I need some cash, bad! 48 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:38,047 After my parents left on vacation, I kinda ran out. 49 00:02:38,047 --> 00:02:39,760 -Well, what about your allowance? 50 00:02:40,079 --> 00:02:41,359 -Girl's got needs. 51 00:02:41,359 --> 00:02:44,560 New mega-grip rock climbing shoes, 3D boy candy trading 52 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,359 cards, and have you seen the price of latte scented candles 53 00:02:47,359 --> 00:02:49,119 these days? 54 00:02:49,119 --> 00:02:53,007 -Um, color me obvious, but what about getting a job? 55 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,447 -So not an option. 56 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,039 A job would mean a boss, and you know I don't 57 00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:02,767 do well with bosses. 58 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:05,168 -Alex, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times. 59 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:07,887 Now look here, you, I can't understand what's 60 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:08,847 the matter with you. 61 00:03:08,847 --> 00:03:10,287 Why you can't-- 62 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:12,800 -That's a major understatement. 63 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,760 -Yeah. 64 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:15,199 Don't you worry your pretty little face. 65 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:16,640 We'll personally make sure that you get 66 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,319 a really nice boss. 67 00:03:18,319 --> 00:03:19,759 -Ugh! 68 00:03:33,727 --> 00:03:37,360 Free sample of Captain Cluck's chicken wads, the 69 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,799 one with the clack. 70 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,600 [laughter] 71 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,399 -Ugh! 72 00:03:44,399 --> 00:03:46,800 -So, how's our little spring chicken? 73 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,199 -You guys are so, not helping. 74 00:03:49,199 --> 00:03:51,839 -Look out, Sam, she might peck at us. 75 00:03:51,839 --> 00:03:53,599 [laughter] 76 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,479 -Have you even tried one those things? 77 00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:59,967 They taste like, like-- 78 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:03,439 -Alex, I'm not paying you to gossip with your friends. 79 00:04:03,807 --> 00:04:05,600 You're here to push the poultry. 80 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,687 -Yes, sir. 81 00:04:06,687 --> 00:04:09,279 -Good, now cluck like a chicken. 82 00:04:09,279 --> 00:04:10,239 -Cluck. 83 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,079 -Cluck like a chicken about to lose her job. 84 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:14,127 -Cluck, cluck, cluck. 85 00:04:14,127 --> 00:04:16,208 -Excellent. 86 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:19,248 Now get back to work! 87 00:04:19,248 --> 00:04:19,727 -Er! 88 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,168 -Easy, Alex. 89 00:04:21,168 --> 00:04:24,400 -Yeah, don't let him ruffle your feathers. 90 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,799 [giggling] 91 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:28,719 [screams] 92 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:34,719 -Oh! 93 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,759 -Hello, ladies, and um, chicken. 94 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:45,168 [laughter] 95 00:04:45,168 --> 00:04:46,559 -Ha, ha, very funny. 96 00:04:46,559 --> 00:04:48,960 Was that your one joke of the year, Jerry? 97 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,359 -Girls, your mission will be to infiltrate an 98 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,800 evil chicken farm. 99 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,327 [laughter] 100 00:04:55,327 --> 00:04:56,128 -I'm just kidding. 101 00:04:56,128 --> 00:04:57,567 Ha, ha, ha. 102 00:04:57,567 --> 00:05:00,399 Actually, a number of people have been disappearing. 103 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:01,727 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Ugh! 104 00:05:01,727 --> 00:05:03,279 You mean a number of nerdy people. 105 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:05,680 -Oh, boy, geek rescue. 106 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,279 [beeping] 107 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:08,719 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Check it out! 108 00:05:08,719 --> 00:05:11,119 I cross-referenced their names and it turns out that they 109 00:05:11,599 --> 00:05:14,207 were all logged in at the same cyber cafe. 110 00:05:14,207 --> 00:05:15,167 -Good work, Sam. 111 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:16,607 You can start there. 112 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,447 Now for your gadgets. 113 00:05:26,207 --> 00:05:28,368 You will be equipped with Infrared Motion Detector 114 00:05:28,847 --> 00:05:31,600 Sunglasses, Faux Snakeskin Suction Boots. 115 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,719 [gasp] 116 00:05:32,719 --> 00:05:33,487 -Hm? 117 00:05:33,487 --> 00:05:35,007 And an Electro Hairnet. 118 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:37,199 Don't wear this in the shower, you'll get quite a shock. 119 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:39,439 GLADIS: And I added the Magnetron Haircurler. 120 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,239 -GLADIS, I thought we had a talk about this. 121 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,728 GLADIS: We did, Jerry. 122 00:05:43,728 --> 00:05:46,079 I just decided to ignore you. 123 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:48,719 A new device that will attract any metal object to it, like a 124 00:05:48,719 --> 00:05:50,159 super powerful electromagnet. 125 00:05:50,159 --> 00:05:52,079 -Ooh, a hair curler! 126 00:05:52,079 --> 00:05:55,519 You read my mind. 127 00:05:55,519 --> 00:05:58,767 [shriek] 128 00:05:58,767 --> 00:05:59,727 -Farewell, girls. 129 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,039 GLADIS: And good luck. 130 00:06:01,039 --> 00:06:01,999 -Whoa! 131 00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:12,480 -Whoa, it's empty. 132 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,119 I guess this place is too geeky, even for geeks. 133 00:06:15,119 --> 00:06:16,399 -Yeah. 134 00:06:16,399 --> 00:06:18,447 We won't need our disguises after all. 135 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:25,087 -Huh? 136 00:06:26,847 --> 00:06:29,727 Huh, looks like a pretty normal cyber cafe to me. 137 00:06:29,727 --> 00:06:31,167 Let's take a look around. 138 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:40,639 -Find anything? 139 00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:43,327 -Not yet, just poking around through some files, trying to 140 00:06:43,327 --> 00:06:45,567 see who used this machine last. 141 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:46,527 [beeping] 142 00:06:46,527 --> 00:06:47,007 -Password? 143 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:47,967 Oh, please! 144 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:49,407 I'll show you a password. 145 00:06:59,087 --> 00:06:59,647 [gasp] 146 00:06:59,647 --> 00:07:01,567 -Agh! 147 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:02,527 Whoa! 148 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:05,679 -Face-hugger alert! 149 00:07:05,679 --> 00:07:07,200 -It hasn't given up, yet. 150 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,120 -That thing took a jump on me. 151 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:09,999 Brain much. 152 00:07:09,999 --> 00:07:13,167 -Help us! 153 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:16,687 -It went this way! 154 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,479 -Now I think it's over here. 155 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,279 [gulp] 156 00:07:19,279 --> 00:07:22,159 Uh, guys, I found it. 157 00:07:22,159 --> 00:07:23,279 Uh, guys? 158 00:07:28,207 --> 00:07:29,567 -Ha! 159 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:31,567 That'll teach you to keep your tentacles to yourself. 160 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:34,687 -Jerry will want to take a look this. 161 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:35,167 -Whoa! 162 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:36,607 I have to get going. 163 00:07:36,607 --> 00:07:39,007 I only get an hour break before I have to be back in 164 00:07:39,007 --> 00:07:40,447 that stupid chicken suit. 165 00:07:44,527 --> 00:07:48,719 Free samples of Captain Cluck. 166 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,447 -Well, I'd like to know what that spider thing 167 00:07:50,927 --> 00:07:51,887 was trying to do. 168 00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:53,327 Talk about creepy. 169 00:07:53,327 --> 00:07:54,767 -I wouldn't be surprised if it was linked to those 170 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:57,279 disappearances, somehow. 171 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:59,199 -Don't miss our new Cajun chicken blends. 172 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:02,079 The great taste of chicken, now in a drink. 173 00:08:02,079 --> 00:08:03,039 MANDY (OFFSCREEN): Ah, ha. 174 00:08:03,039 --> 00:08:06,079 There's something different about you. 175 00:08:06,079 --> 00:08:06,927 -Uh, oh. 176 00:08:06,927 --> 00:08:09,807 -Let me guess, you've done something 177 00:08:09,807 --> 00:08:12,719 different with your hair? 178 00:08:13,199 --> 00:08:14,879 That's not it. 179 00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:15,759 Hm? 180 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:16,719 [gasp] 181 00:08:16,719 --> 00:08:17,679 Could it be that you're wearing a 182 00:08:17,679 --> 00:08:19,807 pathetic chicken suit? 183 00:08:19,807 --> 00:08:21,727 I almost feel sorry. 184 00:08:21,727 --> 00:08:24,607 Busting on you today is like shooting fish in a barrel. 185 00:08:24,607 --> 00:08:26,047 -It's not what it looks like. 186 00:08:26,527 --> 00:08:29,407 I mean, it is a chicken suit, but it's, um, well, it's for 187 00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:31,807 charity. you know, the Chicken-Suit-A-Thon. 188 00:08:31,807 --> 00:08:33,727 -Hey, so what you doing? 189 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:35,647 You gotta be nice to the customers. 190 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:39,487 I'm sorry, miss, here's a coupon for a free 191 00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:40,447 chicken-on-a-stick. 192 00:08:40,927 --> 00:08:41,599 -Whatever! 193 00:08:41,599 --> 00:08:43,519 Bawk, bawk, ba, gaw! 194 00:08:43,519 --> 00:08:44,479 I'm outta here! 195 00:08:44,479 --> 00:08:48,527 -Alex, if you mess up one more time you outta here. 196 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,487 -Oh, yeah? 197 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,927 I can't think of anything I'd like better. 198 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:54,767 -What Alex means is, uh, she-- she can't think of anything 199 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:57,167 she'd like better than giving away more chicken. 200 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,567 Ha, ha. 201 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,487 [x-powder ringing] 202 00:09:01,487 --> 00:09:03,887 -Ah, girls, at the mall, I see. 203 00:09:03,887 --> 00:09:05,007 Quelle surprise. 204 00:09:05,007 --> 00:09:06,447 -Uh, sorry. 205 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:09,007 The Museum of Ancient Boredom was closed today. 206 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,719 -In any case, the analysis of that 207 00:09:10,719 --> 00:09:12,159 spider device is complete. 208 00:09:12,159 --> 00:09:15,279 It's some kind of neural interface device designed to 209 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:18,447 form a link between the human brain and a computer. 210 00:09:18,447 --> 00:09:19,967 -Do we know where it came from? 211 00:09:19,967 --> 00:09:22,367 -It bears the manufacturing mark of Tetsuo 212 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:23,807 Industries of Japan. 213 00:09:23,807 --> 00:09:26,159 The owner, Tetsuo Takara, is known as a 214 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,967 genius electronics designer. 215 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,847 -Hey, I think that guy designed one of my favorite 216 00:09:30,847 --> 00:09:33,199 video games, Turbo Ninja Monkey Attack. 217 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:35,887 -Mm, nerd much? 218 00:09:35,887 --> 00:09:36,879 [giggling] 219 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:39,279 -Get this, if you cross-reference Tetsuo's name 220 00:09:39,599 --> 00:09:42,767 with the real estate database, you discover that Tetsuo owns 221 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:45,199 that cyber cafe in Vancouver. 222 00:09:45,199 --> 00:09:46,399 -Looks like you're off to Japan. 223 00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:47,119 Sayonara! 224 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,559 -Whoa! 225 00:10:03,087 --> 00:10:05,007 -Look at the armed guards and search lights. 226 00:10:05,007 --> 00:10:06,559 This place is a fortress. 227 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:08,479 -OK, well, we can't get in like this. 228 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:09,919 We need a disguise. 229 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:11,839 -Well, this is a computer factory, right? 230 00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:14,879 So we need to dress like total nerds. 231 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:15,839 [flash] 232 00:10:16,319 --> 00:10:18,767 -OK, this is way nerdy, even by my standards. 233 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:20,367 Let's do it. 234 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,039 -Whoa! 235 00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:32,047 When did geeks get so ungeeky? 236 00:10:32,047 --> 00:10:35,759 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, those guys look almost cool. 237 00:10:35,759 --> 00:10:36,239 -Hello! 238 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,679 They're still geeks, remember. 239 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:38,639 We just need a quick adjustment. 240 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,207 -These are totally fab! 241 00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:46,127 I might take one home with me. 242 00:10:46,127 --> 00:10:47,327 -Come on. 243 00:10:52,287 --> 00:10:54,847 [humming] 244 00:10:54,847 --> 00:10:56,286 -Do you hear that? 245 00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:57,246 -Yeah. 246 00:10:57,727 --> 00:10:59,166 The humming seems to be coming from that way. 247 00:11:04,447 --> 00:11:05,967 -Whoa, heads up! 248 00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:11,807 Come on. 249 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:19,727 Strange, why would a hallway just end like that? 250 00:11:19,727 --> 00:11:20,238 No. 251 00:11:20,238 --> 00:11:21,679 There's a seam in the wall. 252 00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:23,118 -Someone's coming. 253 00:11:23,118 --> 00:11:24,399 Hide! 254 00:11:33,647 --> 00:11:35,567 COMPUTER: Identification verified. 255 00:11:41,119 --> 00:11:44,286 -Uh, I think we need another way in. 256 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,246 -Over here. 257 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,039 [grunts] 258 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:47,519 -Ready? 259 00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:51,087 1, 2, 3, heave. 260 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:51,566 -Ugh! 261 00:11:52,047 --> 00:11:52,526 Great job. 262 00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:54,446 [beep] 263 00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:55,406 -You first. 264 00:11:55,727 --> 00:11:56,399 -Um. 265 00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:03,599 -Achoo! 266 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:04,719 -Shh. 267 00:12:04,719 --> 00:12:06,287 -Haven't these people ever heard of dusting? 268 00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:14,847 SAM (OFFSCREEN): We found our nerds. 269 00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:19,406 [typing on computer keyboards] 270 00:12:24,766 --> 00:12:25,726 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): They're beyond nerds. 271 00:12:26,207 --> 00:12:28,159 They're techo-zombies. 272 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:33,359 [typing on computer keyboards] 273 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:40,607 -There's Tetsuo. 274 00:12:41,086 --> 00:12:42,046 [gasp] 275 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:43,567 SAM (OFFSCREEN): That neural interface lets him control 276 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,847 these people. 277 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,767 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): But the real question is, what's he 278 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,566 making those to techo-zombies build? 279 00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:50,767 [gasps] 280 00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:53,006 -Ow! 281 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:53,247 Ugh! 282 00:12:53,247 --> 00:12:54,607 Hiya! 283 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:57,359 Huh? 284 00:12:57,839 --> 00:12:58,927 Hm? 285 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:03,887 -Ha, ha, ha, ha. 286 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:04,926 [beep] 287 00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:05,998 [buzz] 288 00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:07,327 -Huh? 289 00:13:16,687 --> 00:13:17,518 -Agh! 290 00:13:17,518 --> 00:13:18,878 Hiya! 291 00:13:21,087 --> 00:13:22,047 Whoa! 292 00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:24,047 -Huh, ugh! 293 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,487 -Ooh! 294 00:13:28,319 --> 00:13:30,719 -Uh, I don't want to be a party pooper, but we're not 295 00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,479 exactly welcome here. 296 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,359 -Point taken. 297 00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:34,399 Let's go! 298 00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:38,286 -Hiya! 299 00:13:38,286 --> 00:13:39,919 Huh, uh! 300 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:41,406 Agh! 301 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,959 -Agh! 302 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:52,878 Uh, you got lucky, buddy. 303 00:13:52,878 --> 00:13:54,527 [beeping] 304 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:58,927 -Agh! 305 00:13:58,927 --> 00:14:01,326 Argh! 306 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:02,767 Argh! 307 00:14:03,246 --> 00:14:03,246 -Whoa! 308 00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:04,958 Ugh! 309 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:05,839 Ugh! 310 00:14:05,839 --> 00:14:06,799 Oh, thanks, Sam. 311 00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:08,079 You're a pal. 312 00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:10,879 -Oh, this is becoming a painful habit. 313 00:14:11,359 --> 00:14:12,799 Wait, where's Clover? 314 00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:13,279 [screams] 315 00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:14,719 [gasps] 316 00:14:21,438 --> 00:14:22,879 [buzzing] 317 00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,207 -Ho. 318 00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:33,647 Ah, ee. 319 00:14:36,447 --> 00:14:37,806 -Phew. 320 00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:41,279 Come on, who knows what they're doing to Clover. 321 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:43,439 What do we do now? 322 00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:45,838 [gasp] 323 00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:47,439 -Come on. 324 00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:55,519 -Where's Clover? 325 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,158 -And where did all the zombie nerds go? 326 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,967 It's not like they have dates, or anything. 327 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,007 -This is weird. 328 00:15:01,007 --> 00:15:01,967 -OK. 329 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,407 This is way past weird. 330 00:15:03,407 --> 00:15:05,327 This is officially bizarro! 331 00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:06,719 [gasps] 332 00:15:13,807 --> 00:15:15,246 [choking] 333 00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:20,798 -Wow! 334 00:15:20,798 --> 00:15:22,718 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): What did they do to Clover? 335 00:15:22,718 --> 00:15:23,759 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Ew, gross. 336 00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:25,679 -This is getting out of hand. 337 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,599 Time to call in some backup. 338 00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:28,559 -Right. 339 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:29,998 [dialing x-powder] 340 00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,599 [gasp] 341 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:32,079 -Jerry? 342 00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:34,527 -It's so wonderful, girls. 343 00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:36,687 -Turn off the X-Powder. 344 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:37,647 -[gasp] 345 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,607 Ugh! 346 00:15:38,607 --> 00:15:39,806 Argh! 347 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,127 It's for the best, Alex. 348 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:48,686 Becoming one with the computer collective is so liberating. 349 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,487 -Agh! 350 00:15:52,847 --> 00:15:54,846 Ugh, oh. 351 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:57,519 -It all makes sense now. 352 00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:58,479 [grunts] 353 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,407 -Ow, stop doing that. 354 00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:04,287 -Resistance is a waste of time. 355 00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:08,606 -Zombie Sam, you've been working out. 356 00:16:08,606 --> 00:16:09,599 Agh! 357 00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,999 Ugh! 358 00:16:11,999 --> 00:16:12,927 [gasp] 359 00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:14,687 -You've got it, too. 360 00:16:14,687 --> 00:16:18,367 -Did you really think you could out-think a computer? 361 00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:19,806 -What are you trying to do, corner the 362 00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,726 geek slavery market? 363 00:16:21,726 --> 00:16:24,959 -Each of us has a brain that operates much like a computer 364 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:29,726 hard drive and processor, and it's wasted on fashion, 365 00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:32,127 gossip, watching TV. 366 00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:33,358 -Hello! 367 00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:35,647 What else are we supposed to use our brains for? 368 00:16:35,647 --> 00:16:39,006 -With this device data virus, I can turn you into a data 369 00:16:39,006 --> 00:16:43,118 terminal, a node in my grand network! 370 00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:46,398 -You're not just a geek, you're a total jerk geek. 371 00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:50,719 -My device will broadcast the virus on every satellite, 372 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,599 radio and TV station, every cell tower. 373 00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:55,038 No one will escape. 374 00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:56,606 Not even you. 375 00:16:57,087 --> 00:16:57,887 -Want to bet? 376 00:17:01,839 --> 00:17:02,318 -Hm. 377 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:03,759 Why do they always try to resist? 378 00:17:12,287 --> 00:17:15,567 [gasp] 379 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,407 [screams] 380 00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:21,166 -Oh, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow. 381 00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:27,407 -Ugh! 382 00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:28,559 Uh. 383 00:17:39,598 --> 00:17:41,039 -Come on, Sam. 384 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:41,518 Fight it! 385 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,959 It's me, Alex. 386 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:43,919 -Join us. 387 00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:45,999 We need your brain. 388 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:46,959 -That's a first. 389 00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:54,287 Oh, all right, plan, plan, need a plan. 390 00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:55,966 A gadget, oh, that's what I need. 391 00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:57,886 Com powder? powder No, no. 392 00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:58,846 Lipstick? 393 00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:00,047 Well, I do need a touch up. 394 00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:00,959 Wait, no! 395 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:05,039 Magnetron, sorry, Sam. 396 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,207 -Ooh! 397 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,087 -Oops, he, he. 398 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,047 -Huah! 399 00:18:10,526 --> 00:18:11,967 Ugh! 400 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:12,927 Ugh! 401 00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:13,887 Whew. 402 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,999 W-- w-- what happened? 403 00:18:15,999 --> 00:18:18,366 -Sam, are you OK? 404 00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:19,806 Oh, you're back. 405 00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:21,726 You must have returned to normal when you bumped your 406 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,327 head on that sign. 407 00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:25,486 -Huh? 408 00:18:25,486 --> 00:18:26,367 [gasp] 409 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:29,726 -Of course, it's the Magnetron! 410 00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,798 Computers are super sensitive to magnets. 411 00:18:32,798 --> 00:18:36,927 -Uh, do robot spiders count as computers? 412 00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:39,407 [gasps] 413 00:18:39,407 --> 00:18:40,767 -Only one way to find out. 414 00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:45,886 Huh? 415 00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:47,727 -I'm starting to think like a computer. 416 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,687 -Me too. 417 00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:50,207 Let's shut this party down. 418 00:18:53,406 --> 00:18:53,886 [gasp] 419 00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:56,846 -Not quite, my soon to be computers. 420 00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:57,647 -Whoa! 421 00:18:57,966 --> 00:18:58,447 -Ha, ha, ha. 422 00:18:58,926 --> 00:18:59,726 -Agh! 423 00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:02,958 -Yeah? 424 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,398 Well this magnetron was designed for 425 00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:06,127 maximum curling power. 426 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,839 We just need a little extra juice. 427 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:09,567 -You got full power! 428 00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:10,398 Hit it! 429 00:19:10,879 --> 00:19:11,839 -Clear the way, Sis. 430 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:15,806 This girl's got a date with destruction. 431 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,039 -Argh! 432 00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:28,046 -Huh? 433 00:19:28,046 --> 00:19:30,318 -Huh? 434 00:19:30,318 --> 00:19:33,759 -Hello, well that was strange. 435 00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:34,238 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Yes! 436 00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:35,198 It worked! 437 00:19:35,198 --> 00:19:36,158 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Ow. 438 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:43,119 -I feel like I just rode the Spine Buster a hundred times. 439 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:47,246 -E-- excuse me, ladies, but can anybody tell me 440 00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:49,246 what is going on? 441 00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:50,687 -You don't remember? 442 00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:52,126 The icky spiders? 443 00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,567 The zombies? 444 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,527 Nothing? 445 00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:57,886 -The-- the last thing I remember is coming across a 446 00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,526 powerful new virus when I was surfing the web. 447 00:20:00,526 --> 00:20:02,927 -We better get WOOHP to hunt down that virus before this 448 00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:04,046 happens all over again. 449 00:20:04,526 --> 00:20:05,486 -No doubt! 450 00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:07,406 I've had my fill of battling techno-geeks. 451 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,806 No offense. 452 00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:10,766 What? 453 00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:22,127 -Just drag and drop the file into the new folder, and there 454 00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:23,918 you go, your own website. 455 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:24,878 -Wow! 456 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:27,279 Like, I never thought it would be this easy. 457 00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:30,046 -Oh, hey, we're sorry you got fired from your job in the 458 00:20:30,046 --> 00:20:30,878 mall, Alex. 459 00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:34,238 A chick like you deserves better. 460 00:20:34,238 --> 00:20:35,678 [giggling] 461 00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:39,759 -Yeah, we know you were an egg-ceptional employee. 462 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:40,719 -Who cares? 463 00:20:40,719 --> 00:20:42,639 This new tutoring job is way better. 464 00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:45,167 After our last mission, I'm practically a computer expert. 465 00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,678 And the best part is, I'm in charge. 466 00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:51,998 There's no boss telling me I'm late, or to stop gossiping, 467 00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:54,078 because I'm the boss. 468 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,038 [beeping] 469 00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:55,519 [gasp] 470 00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:57,439 Uh, Alex, what do I do? 471 00:20:57,439 --> 00:20:59,359 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): No problemo. 472 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,158 Just press this and this. 473 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,118 Agh! 474 00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:04,078 Help! 475 00:21:04,078 --> 00:21:05,038 Help! 476 00:21:05,038 --> 00:21:06,958 This isn't supposed to happen. 477 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,878 Where's a boss when you need one? 478 00:21:09,358 --> 00:21:11,678 -You know, it might not be too late to get your 479 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:13,007 chicken suit back. 480 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:13,598 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Come on, don't get 481 00:21:14,078 --> 00:21:14,558 your feathers ruffled. 482 00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:15,839 [giggling] 483 00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:21,599 -OK, so maybe Clover was right and I'm a total nerd bilingual 484 00:21:22,078 --> 00:21:22,559 and geek-speak. 485 00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:23,998 But hello! 486 00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:26,399 Video game's rock. it's one thing to kick bad guy's butts 487 00:21:26,878 --> 00:21:30,239 in real life, but try escaping the Trogs on Level 10 in 488 00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:31,678 "Turbo Ninja Monkey Attack" when you've fired 489 00:21:31,678 --> 00:21:33,119 off your last mir. 490 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,558 It's like total core voltage to the max! 491 00:21:34,558 --> 00:21:37,438 And if you don't have at least seven lightning bolts 492 00:21:37,438 --> 00:21:38,879 earned, game over. 493 00:21:38,879 --> 00:21:40,318 The lightning bolts. 494 00:21:40,318 --> 00:21:40,799 Huh? 495 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,759 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Nerd much? 31203