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D'oh!
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- Homer.
- Hey.
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- Homer.
- Huh? What?
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- I'll be right home.
- You are home.
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Who-hoo!
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Homer.
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Homer, wake up, please. I can't sleep.
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I'm having friends over tomorrow.
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- Luann Van Houten.
- Back-stabber.
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- Bernice Hibbert.
- Snob.
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And Helen Lovejoy.
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Okay, she's pretty hot.
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I mean, hot for a reverend's wife,
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but so judgmental.
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I was going to ask you if
you could watch Maggie.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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What do you suspect?
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Isn't this great?
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Daddy-baby alone time.
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Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
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- Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
- (SIGHS)
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- Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
- Meh.
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- Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Where's Daddy? Peek-a-boo.
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Oh, you're sick of it already?
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I was gonna do different people.
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Peek-a-boo-ooh!
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I'm afraid, Master Wayne,
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it's time for peek-a-boo.
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Ah, come on. Nothing?
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Babies love Michael Caine.
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What to do? What to do?
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What to... do.
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What... to... do.
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Mags, I'll level with you.
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I love you, kiddo,
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but we are in two completely
different worlds.
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- More lemonade, ladies?
- No, thank you.
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I've had better lemonade
at Ralph Wiggum's stand.
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And he stirs it with his finger.
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So we've been asked to
redecorate the school room
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where the kids wait when
their ride is late.
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I have some ideas.
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Marge, you have many wonderful talents,
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but your sense of style is, uh...
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- One of them?
- I'm afraid not.
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Purple and orange cupboards,
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oh, corncob curtains,
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rabbit ears on the TV.
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It's like we're visiting
the Flintstones.
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Well, since you don't like my style,
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maybe I should show you the door.
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You mean the brown door
next to the hot pink walls.
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Just like at the circus.
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Well, an elephant does live here.
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An elephant?
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You're calling my husband an elephant?
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HOMER: Marge, we got any more peanuts?
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Oh, Homer.
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Hmm.
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No.
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What the...?
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Is it that bird?
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- Marge! Are you making tea?
- MARGE: Yes.
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- Whew.
- MARGE: Iced tea.
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What the hell?
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This is WHIS.
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Whistling at you all day and night.
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WHIS, The Whistle.
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Ah. Whistling format radio.
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Huh?
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Where is that whistling coming from?
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Maggie?
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It is you!
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It's so odd... I'm a terrible whistler.
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Always have been.
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There must be a reason you
were given this gift.
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It's to make people
think I can whistle.
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Homer! Homer! Homer!
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And now I will perform
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"Flight of the Bumblebee."
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Who was that president?
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He looked pretty generic.
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I do too have taste.
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I'm afraid not.
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Corncob curtains.
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Mom, what's wrong?
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Why aren't you answering me?
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I'm right here.
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Honey, I'm just feeling
sorry for myself,
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but I'll show them.
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I'll make a late pickup room
like that school has never seen.
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That'll be easy, there's never been one.
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Well, what do you think
of my late pickup room?
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It's wonderful. Hard to believe
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it's the same room they found
all those dead rats in.
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Well, maybe you can fool the Hibberts,
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but to me, this is the work of a...
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Genius.
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Salud.
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Well, gee.
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Guess who got a job today.
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- You?
- Nope.
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The guy who went in after me.
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I-I totally set him up.
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Listen, I recently purchased the
old post office to renovate.
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Would you like to be
my interior decorator?
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Well, ladies.
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Looks like someone appreciates me...
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The one man in town who trims his nails.
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Is one of them giving you trouble?
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There's no room in the trunk, boss.
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- Bodies?
- No.
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Bottled water and
toilet paper, remember?
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We made that Costco run.
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Now do it backwards.
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Now sideways.
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Hey, come on. She's just a baby.
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Who is?
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Uh, my talent.
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Makes sense.
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Well, well, well.
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Seems like my no-talent
son can suddenly whistle.
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Tell me, Homer, how'd
you trill that high "C"
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with your lips in second position?
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Oh, it's amazing.
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She's got my whistling gene, all right.
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Which, unfortunately,
skips a generation.
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I hope it works out better
for you than it did for me.
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I was booked on the top
whistling show on radio,
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Your Blow of Blows, with Sid Wheezer.
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Good evening, folks. Sid Wheezer here,
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sipping a delicious Buzz Cola.
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Ah, refreshing.
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Keep polio at bay, the Buzz Cola way.
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Oh, thanks a lot.
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Our next act is a swell kid
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from right here in Springfield.
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His hobby is straightening
elbow macaroni.
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Let's here it for
Little Abraham Simpson.
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GRAMPA: Then I got cocky.
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Tried a little stunt
called the Triple Windy.
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GRAMPA: Blew out the
ligaments in my lips.
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Had to hire guys to kiss my girlfriend.
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It was a good deal.
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I'd pay for five minutes,
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but it would go on for hours.
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When the time was right,
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I'd make my move.
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But this little magpie,
she's got my gift.
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And now she's going into showbiz.
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Couldn't showbiz screw her up?
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You know, like it did Ron Howard?
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He hasn't won an Oscar since 2002.
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Oh, please, son, do this for me.
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Dad, you should not live your
life through your granddaughter.
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You poor guy. She'll do it.
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Okay, Maggie. Time to learn a happy tune
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from these imprisoned birds.
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Man, Maggie's talented, Lisa's talented.
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- What am I good at?
- The birds love ya.
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Well, yeah, but they also love Grampa.
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Go ahead, but my blood's turned to bile
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from watching Fox News.
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This is my new property,
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the original Springfield Post Office,
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jewel of the implosion district.
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You'll get used to that.
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We'll definitely want to try
to keep the original facade.
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Yes, indeed.
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I'm all about keeping up facades.
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Is it okay if I take some
foundation measurements?
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Of course.
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In case she sees
something she shouldn't,
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have a hood ready.
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Idiota! You whack who you shouldn't,
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and you don't whack who you should.
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Is this about
your brother again?
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You're gonna love this baby!
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- She whistles!
- This I gotta hear...
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Not because I am looking forward to it,
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but because it is my job.
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Fantastic talent!
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Now, move along... I have
a heart attack at 4:00.
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And... here it comes.
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Ooh! Oy vey!
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You sit on it, you bought it.
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Due!
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Can you picture this water feature
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at the back wall of the foyer?
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My sainted mother shared your gift.
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Where others saw only an
empty Chianti bottle,
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she saw a candle holder.
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We would have to rip out some walls.
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Done.
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You won't be seeing
those walls no more.
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Why do these guys come
with us for everything?
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Have you noticed how we are not dead?
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That is mostly due to them.
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Give the wall job to
the Palermo brothers.
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Tell them to make it
look like an accident.
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We'll make that wall dig its own grave.
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What's that whistling?
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You know what they say... in a marriage,
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don't ask a question you
don't know the answer to.
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That's what they say
to defense attorneys.
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Marge, how would you feel if I
kept a big secret from you?
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How would you feel if I
kept a big secret from you?
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Maggie, you can whistle?
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You're gifted, too!
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Maybe more gifted!
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No, no, I will not get
caught in that trap
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that only one of us is good.
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We could both be good,
like the South Park guys.
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Except Trey does everything.
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Trey does everything!
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Diva.
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This little piggy went to Broadway.
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This little piggy worked with Stallone.
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This little piggy got
a Showtime special!
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I'm a great father.
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ANNOUNCER: Tonight on
Hollywood Nightmares,
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- What?!
- Child stars, prison bars.
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At three months old, Skyler
Green could already patty-cake.
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By age one, she was the opening act
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for Frank Sinatra Jr. Jr. III.
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But after a disastrous
Super Bowl halftime show
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that left Jacksonville's
EverBank Field in ruins,
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Skyler's life would spin out of control.
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She began a downward spiral,
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woke up too many mornings
with stuffed animals
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whose names she didn't know,
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and she was arrested twice
for former cuteness,
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under the Scott Baio Law.
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Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man,
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bake me a train wreck
just as fast as you can.
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Oh, my God. Am I doing this for you,
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or because it makes me feel good?
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A showbiz kiss!
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There's nothing more sincere
than that. We'll do it!
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Marge, I love what you've done here.
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It's as much "Mwah!"
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as it is "Ey! Whoa!"
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It certainly was a
challenge... so many bedrooms.
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You must be expecting a
lot of sleepover guests.
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Is she, er, uh, one of the, uh...?
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No, no. She's the decorator.
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But I can get one like her.
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Add it to my customer profile.
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Er, uh, yes.
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Dim lighting,
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honky-tonk piano...
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Anthony D'Amico,
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what is the repute of this house?
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Ill.
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Our top story... you didn't see me.
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This is...
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John Doe saying "Good night."
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Why is everyone being so
weird? Did the principal call?
262
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'Cause he's got nothing to call about.
263
00:14:42,306 --> 00:14:45,579
I can't keep this mountain lion
in my bedroom forever, Bart.
264
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:47,122
Just four more days.
265
00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:51,739
So listen, uh, I'm gonna
take Maggie out for a walk.
266
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These spray-on boas are
such a time-saver.
267
00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:04,107
HOMER: Oh, God, that's good.
268
00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:08,961
Seems like everybody's got a
secret but us, huh, guys?
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Tonight, see Maggie Simpson,
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the Unborn Comic,
271
00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:18,781
The Umbilical Chords
272
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and the Pixie Chicks.
273
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And now your host,
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Sedgwick the Personality!
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Welcome to whatever this is.
276
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Now, let's meet our judges.
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NBA star and host of Flip That Igloo,
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Muk Mu!
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Peace.
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00:15:36,089 --> 00:15:38,012
Former Hot Tots champion,
281
00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:40,438
Baby Dimples Riskind!
282
00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:44,561
And robotic-themed DJ Der Zip-Zorp!
283
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:51,799
You had lunch, didn't you?
284
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,132
I gave you a 2:00 a.m.
curfew for a reason!
285
00:15:55,313 --> 00:15:56,292
Shut up!
286
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,807
Where's denial
when you need it?
287
00:15:58,847 --> 00:16:00,891
Maggie, this is no place for you.
288
00:16:01,114 --> 00:16:04,597
I'm taking you where you can
be a kid again... Moe's.
289
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,829
Oh, I've created a monster!
290
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,665
I've placated a mobster!
291
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:17,249
Oh...
292
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:20,382
Marge Simpson, are the rumors true?
293
00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:22,815
Did you corncob a cathouse?
294
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,783
It's not that.
295
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:29,016
I sure love that new whorehouse smell.
296
00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:31,828
Marge, I never thought someone
could sink this town lower,
297
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,042
but you have.
298
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:35,752
You lied to me!
299
00:16:35,845 --> 00:16:37,152
You may scare these guys,
300
00:16:37,218 --> 00:16:39,769
but to me, you're just a big fat liar!
301
00:16:40,089 --> 00:16:42,303
Whoa. Nobody calls Fat Tony fat!
302
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,182
Nobody!
303
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,716
In the old country,
304
00:16:44,852 --> 00:16:47,715
only two were allowed to
speak truth to the Don...
305
00:16:47,753 --> 00:16:50,993
His capo and his interior decorator.
306
00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:52,878
You are lucky.
307
00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:54,136
Now, please leave.
308
00:16:54,253 --> 00:16:56,252
The launch party is tonight.
309
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:58,382
The Grey Goose people are
bringing a big ice thing.
310
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:02,620
Well, Anthony, not knowing
what I was designing for,
311
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,819
there's something I didn't tell you.
312
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:07,553
Your mother had a post office box
313
00:17:07,554 --> 00:17:08,860
at this office.
314
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:11,553
I don't know whether to believe you.
315
00:17:16,973 --> 00:17:19,804
Oh, looks like a letter from the pope.
316
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:28,121
You have surrounded a blessed
letter to your mother
317
00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:29,969
with a bordello!
318
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,059
That's it! Shut it down!
319
00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:35,159
Apologize to our dear
friends at Grey Goose.
320
00:17:36,909 --> 00:17:38,888
So, what are you going
to do with my work?
321
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:41,688
A little "Italian lightning"
for insurance purposes.
322
00:17:41,825 --> 00:17:45,623
And that is the last question
of yours we will ever answer.
323
00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,438
Good-bye, Mrs. Simpson.
324
00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:51,225
Can't you at least wait until
I'm out of the building?
325
00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:53,725
I'm sorry, I get nervous,
I do dumb things.
326
00:17:53,726 --> 00:17:55,837
Maybe it's because I'm wearing a wire.
327
00:17:56,037 --> 00:17:56,673
Uh-oh.
328
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,885
Now, put your hands together for
the one who's going to win.
329
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,805
Whoops. That's supposed to be a secret.
330
00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:04,926
Nothing I can do... in one moment,
331
00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:08,293
Maggie will stop being my little
baby and belong to the world.
332
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:11,483
I remember her when she was
just a bit of bad news.
333
00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:14,973
Time for the greatest glory
there is... reflected.
334
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,060
Aw...
335
00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:26,318
Oh, come on, I'm cheating
on my wife to see this?
336
00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:30,360
Look! She's got a tooth coming in!
337
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,549
That's the kiss of death for a whistler.
338
00:18:32,963 --> 00:18:34,394
Give me a string and a doorknob!
339
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:38,063
That baby is naught but
an overly dramatic,
340
00:18:38,064 --> 00:18:40,230
boring windbag!
341
00:18:40,231 --> 00:18:42,684
A windbag that yields no succor!
342
00:18:43,051 --> 00:18:46,130
In sum, a nothing!
343
00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:51,965
What? They're booing my Maggie?
344
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:54,497
This is the sweetest
little girl in the world.
345
00:18:54,498 --> 00:18:57,111
Nice try, but no hook can fit me.
346
00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:02,599
This little angel never makes a fuss.
347
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,432
She always shares her baby food,
348
00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:08,032
and she makes even a despicable
show like this seem sweet!
349
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,032
Hey, pal, this is a
talent show for babies.
350
00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:11,683
We ain't goin' for sweet.
351
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:18,733
The only thing that's been
worth it about this experience
352
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:21,993
is that I got to spend time
with this little girl.
353
00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:24,706
And that's the tooth!
354
00:19:25,869 --> 00:19:27,601
Good night, my little star.
355
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,802
And if you have another amazing talent,
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00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:32,835
for the love of God, don't tell anybody.
357
00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:33,850
Nighty-night.
358
00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:43,288
Okay, so I'll never enter
Maggie into another contest
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00:19:43,289 --> 00:19:45,689
without telling you, and
you'll never design
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00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:48,124
another sex palace for the Mob.
361
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,556
Agreed. No more secrets from each other.
362
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,624
No more secrets.
363
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,131
Are you letting out my pants?
364
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:02,755
I'm afraid so.
365
00:20:02,756 --> 00:20:05,472
I'm not really a size 32?
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