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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,000 Let's go. 2 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:27,040 Oh, you're jumping? That's a good jump. 3 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,680 Get the ball, sweetie. Get it. Get the ball! 4 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,280 You wanna play with your brother? 5 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,150 Yeah, babe. See, come play with Kevin. 6 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:34,980 Wait, uh, don't you hit your brother. 7 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,590 Come on, Kev. 8 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:57,310 Picture this. 9 00:00:57,310 --> 00:01:01,640 A warehouse, about 20000 square feet. Windows along the side. 10 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:03,650 Looks like an ordinary warehouse. 11 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:04,910 Until you get closer. 12 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:08,120 And all you see are heads. 13 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,150 Heads? 14 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:10,950 What kinda heads you talking about? 15 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:15,520 Heads. Happy heads. Smiling heads. Heads drifting in and out of the windows. 16 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:18,760 - A projection of heads? - Like a jumbo tron? 17 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,330 No, real heads. Heads defying gravity. 18 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:24,770 There are heads everywhere. Everyone's having fun. 19 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:26,030 Good genuine fun. 20 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:32,240 The first of its kind in the state of Louisiana. 21 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,210 Hey, Kev. You feel like working today, huh? 22 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:39,410 See, you take the hammer and you take the nail, 23 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:42,080 you just swing the hammer. 24 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:45,090 And then when all the nails are in, we get paid. 25 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:46,890 And then we get to go home. 26 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:52,190 Kev, I want to ask you a question. 27 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:56,030 You think grown ass adults from Louisiana are gonna come 28 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:59,770 to a building full of trampolines and jump around? 29 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:03,670 Well, gymnastics and trampoline are amongst the fastest growing sports in America. 30 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:05,110 Well, so is obesity. 31 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:10,880 No offense, brother, but... you need to get laid. 32 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,350 Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still hasn't done any fucking since the incident? 33 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:15,420 No. 34 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,620 Why did you have to go bring up the incident? 35 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:22,220 I didn't bring up the incident. 36 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,830 All right, that's fucking... Let's get off my goddamn roof. 37 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:26,130 We just got here. 38 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:27,430 Where do you wanna go eat? 39 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:29,430 I think I'm gonna go to a titty bar. 40 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:32,430 Are you gonna work at all today, Kev? 41 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,140 Just give me a minute. 42 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:37,070 You know, you gotta forget about Angie, man. 43 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:39,840 Maybe the boys are right. Maybe you gotta get back out there. 44 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,240 And get laid. 45 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,210 Why don't you fuck a nurse? 46 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:45,310 I know this nurse, she works at Tulane. 47 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,780 -Give her a call. -No, I don't want to fuck the nurse. 48 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,180 Nurses like to fuck. 49 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:51,420 I'm not interested. Can we talk about something else? 50 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:53,690 Listen, it's time for you to get back in the game. 51 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:55,560 I am in the game. 52 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,190 I'm just not having sex. 53 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:05,300 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 54 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:11,970 ♪ My pedestal I just won't need ♪ 55 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,210 You're really starting to fucking worry me, pal. 56 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:21,120 There's no curse. You're not cursed. 57 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,980 Yo, Kevin, got like a Medusa dick. 58 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:25,890 You can't look directly into the eye or it'll turn you into stone. 59 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:29,660 You can't let one girl ruin your whole goddamn life, Kevin. 60 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:45,570 Oh, shit. 61 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:47,240 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 62 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:55,280 Fuck. God. God, you're so fucking stupid, Kevin. 63 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:57,950 That apron suits you. You should keep it. 64 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:02,290 Oh. And please, take whatever you like from the Le Creuset stuff. 65 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:04,030 In fact... 66 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,300 Stupid Kevin. 67 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:12,070 You're doing okay there, Senor? 68 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,270 Oh, hey. 69 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,570 Yeah, I'm good. 70 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,010 They don't mind if we take the sodas? 71 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,580 - No, it's cool. - Oh, that's nice. 72 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,220 Thanks. 73 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:29,620 No problem. 74 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:33,320 Guys giving you a hard time up there? 75 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:35,290 Who? Oh! 76 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,260 No. 77 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:40,660 What do you think her name is? 78 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:45,670 I was gonna go with Muriel or... or Sasha 79 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,040 You think Sasha's married? 80 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,340 Uh... yeah. 81 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:53,880 Maybe, yeah. I don't know. 82 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,380 One thing I can tell you about catering... 83 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,310 some of these girls really know how to party. 84 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,020 Whoa! 85 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:02,650 You just got a smile. 86 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:04,750 What? 87 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,990 - No. I don't think so. - You did. 88 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:09,390 - I saw her, man. - No. 89 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:12,290 Mmm. 90 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:14,900 Juicy. 91 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,260 So, is this guy an asshole? 92 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:18,400 What guy? 93 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,600 Uh, the guy, whose house this is. 94 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:24,440 What makes you say that? 95 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,040 Well, he's got a chair in the shape of a hand. 96 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:32,580 You don't like the chair. 97 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:35,620 The only one who has enough money to buy joke furniture is... 98 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:36,750 probably an asshole. 99 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:40,360 It wasn't meant to be funny. 100 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:44,930 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. No, you... you have a really great house. 101 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:46,930 What's your name? 102 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,360 - Kevin. - What do you say, Kev? 103 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:51,730 Call me Hank. 104 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,170 You should come to my party tonight. 105 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:59,970 There's gonna be a lot of women here and... a lot of these ladies are... 106 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:01,640 they'd be high on narcotics. 107 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,580 Oh. No, I'm good. 108 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,650 Are you? Are you good? 109 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:12,420 You're okay. 110 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,390 - Shit. - Hey! 111 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:18,560 Party starts at eight. Hope to see you. 112 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:23,230 Oh, and... if you want the hand chair, it's yours. 113 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,520 Oh, I don't know... 114 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,560 - I mean, I feel sad for him. - What does he do? 115 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,220 - Huh? - What is he doing up there? 116 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:52,930 He's a roofer. He's roofing up on the house, you know? 117 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:54,260 And he wasn't, he was a nice guy. 118 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:57,030 I mean, I didn't get to talk to him, but... 119 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:59,370 He shouldn't be giving people roofies, man. 120 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:08,380 Show me that cork trick again. 121 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:10,450 He showed you like 30 times. 122 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:11,880 It takes brains, bro. 123 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,380 Whatever. At least I don't think my fucking dick is cursed. 124 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,050 What did I say? I don't wanna talk about it. 125 00:07:16,050 --> 00:07:17,320 Why? Just tell us, come on. 126 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,220 He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it. 127 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:22,960 No, because every time I even think about sex, something bad happens. 128 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,390 And you bring up Angie today, 129 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:26,530 and I nearly take off my thumb with a fucking claw hammer. 130 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:30,000 -Let me see, let me see that. -My dick is cursed, end of story. 131 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,400 Listen, you had a string of bad luck, right? 132 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,840 Your dick's not fucking cursed, okay? 133 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,570 I don't know. Maybe if I just stopped fucking around... 134 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:39,810 you know, make me... maybe she'll take me back. 135 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,610 What? 136 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:47,150 Okay. Let's just get back to the curse of the wretched dick. 137 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,880 So, you think it's possessed, 138 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:51,520 or is it surrounded by, like, paranormal activity? 139 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,230 Such a good looking kid. 140 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,630 He swears off sex. 141 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,370 Man, that's a crime against nature. 142 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:11,040 Are you still talking about the fucking roofer? 143 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,270 Hey, he just seems so sad, you know? 144 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,510 You know what a fucking coke loop is, man? 145 00:08:16,510 --> 00:08:18,480 You're like a hamster in a wormhole. 146 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,150 I can't, I just, I can't hear it anymore, Hank. 147 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:23,680 I'm going insane. 148 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:29,690 I've just had a revelation of magnitude. 149 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:34,260 Oh, Carl, this is big. Can you see how big? 150 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:36,400 It's pretty fucking big. 151 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,370 I'm gonna get this kid laid. 152 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,870 This is... This is fate! 153 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,500 I have to get this kid laid. 154 00:08:43,510 --> 00:08:46,810 You're damn straight, you do. 155 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:49,880 I can see it so clearly. 156 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:54,920 You're gonna fucking go down as one of the greats. I'm telling you. 157 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,290 Okay. Has anyone seen my phone? 158 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:01,260 Fuck, are you kidding me? 159 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:02,860 - If you told everyone to leave their phone here... - Where's my phone? 160 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:04,690 Oh, I gotta find him! 161 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:06,760 You're kidding, right? 162 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:10,360 - It's too much responsibility. - I can't deal with that. 163 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:16,040 Steve! Steve, we're late. 164 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,270 Kevin, relax! I'm coming. 165 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:21,610 Nice outfit. 166 00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:24,410 -Haven't seen that since first light Communion. -Better than shorts. 167 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:26,380 - Why? - It's a business meeting. 168 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,120 It's Ted! He knows us. 169 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,350 I don't want him going around telling Angie we're some kind of joke. 170 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:33,090 Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev! 171 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,190 You gotta stop stressing out about this Angie thing, you know? 172 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:40,060 I mean, it's been over a year. 173 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,230 It's been nine months. 174 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,460 Close enough. 175 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:49,040 Okay, so... Trampoline world. 176 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,610 We'll have six four-by-four rebounders over there, 177 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:56,980 and two six-by-six on that base in the back there. 178 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,010 Kids jumping everywhere. 179 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,350 3D dodgeball. 180 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,780 Isn't all dodgeball 3D? 181 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:05,820 Um, 4D dodgeball. 182 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,060 Do people really wanna go trampolining? 183 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:12,790 Ah, trampolining is one of the fastest growing sports in America. 184 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,460 Funny, I guess I missed the Trampoline Superbowl last year. 185 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,370 Sorry, that's in poor taste. 186 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,740 Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right? 187 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:26,910 But he really never was very good at math either. 188 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:29,610 Look, what I'm trying to say is y'all's numbers don't add up. 189 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:31,950 You see, what happens to Trampoline world 190 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:34,450 if you don't make your nut for the first two months, hmm? 191 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,020 You shut her down? 192 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:40,720 - Well, no, we just... - No? So... 193 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:42,590 how do you make payroll? 194 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,260 How about you just come in for ten? 195 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,660 Ten thousand? 196 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:48,230 I could do that. 197 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,430 What happens to my ten if you don't sell the other shares? 198 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,070 Got anything, Steve? 199 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,640 No. I lose it. 200 00:10:58,270 --> 00:10:59,540 Just what I thought. 201 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,410 I just don't get it. 202 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:03,040 Sorry, I'm out. 203 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,950 - Why didn't you jump in? - Honestly... 204 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:12,920 I don't get the plan myself. 205 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:20,590 You should go on a vacation or something. 206 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:24,200 Costa Rica, Palm Beach would be nice. 207 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,540 I mean, maybe right now is not the right time for Trampoline world. 208 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:30,500 I mean, it might be the right idea, just not the right time. 209 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:31,740 Well, it has to be. 210 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:33,410 Huh? 211 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,940 I already put down the deposit. 212 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,510 A deposit? With what? 213 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,960 To knock down the house. 214 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,660 Kevin, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 215 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,730 Did you even read this thing? 216 00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:54,830 It's a lien. 217 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,930 It's a fucking six month term. 218 00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:00,630 -Dude, you'll lose your fucking home. -Not... 219 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,600 if Trampoline world succeeds. 220 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,110 Trampolines. Are you kidding me? 221 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,510 Seriously though, the female fruit bat, 222 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:14,250 she licks the male's cock while they're having sex. 223 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,920 How is that even possible? 224 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,520 She bends. The female fruit bat is very bendy. 225 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,490 Well, but, isn't the tip already up inside her? 226 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,430 She doesn't lick the head, jackass. 227 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:28,300 She licks the shaft, makes him fuck longer. 228 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,630 Well, wouldn't that make it shorter? 229 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,900 Apparently not for a fruit bat. 230 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:36,470 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. It's Hank. 231 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:39,570 - Oh. Hey, Hank. - You missed my party, man. 232 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,310 Yeah, uh, sorry about that. Something uh, came up. 233 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,040 I wanna do something 234 00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:47,010 -I can't understand. -I'm talking sex guaranteed, man. 235 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:50,220 - What's "text guaranteed?" - Not text, sex. 236 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:51,720 Oh, sex. 237 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,360 I'm here with this amazing creature. She's called Zade. 238 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,990 She's amazing. 239 00:12:56,990 --> 00:13:00,490 Now, Zade... wants to have sex with you. 240 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,570 What, is she desperate? 241 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:07,800 No, she's not desperate, okay? This is her job. 242 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,570 Oh, no, I'm not having sex with a hooker. 243 00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,610 She's not a prostitute, okay? 244 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:15,080 She's... She's like a... 245 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,110 an expert. Um... 246 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,150 Let's say... a sexpert. 247 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,990 She's just got a lot of sex-pertise, you know what I mean? 248 00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:29,490 Oh, uh, that's nice of you, man. But, that's not really my thing. 249 00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,930 Oh, come on, man. Relax! 250 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,260 This is real intimacy. 251 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:38,570 And frankly, it sounds like you need it. 252 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:40,500 Uh, I don't understand what you mean. 253 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:44,710 Think of her like a chef. Like, you know, a chef, that comes to somebody's house, 254 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:47,170 cooks up a meal, but just for you. 255 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:50,480 And this chef makes a thousand dollars an hour. 256 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,250 - A thousand dollars? - Just... listen to me. 257 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,620 This is fate calling, Kevin. 258 00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:00,390 Drop the hammer, get off the roof, 259 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:03,290 and get your fucking ass to my party. 260 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,360 Yo, Kev, what the hell is "sex guaranteed," man? 261 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,770 That guy Hank just called me and invited me over to have sex with a hooker. 262 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,900 - Can you believe that? - A prostitute? 263 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,100 He's out of his mind. I'm not having sex with a hooker. 264 00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:18,040 Hookers don't count. 265 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:21,010 - Everyone counts. - Not hookers. 266 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,540 It's not the same another girl. They're a subset. 267 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,910 So, what was the thousand dollars about? 268 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,350 I guess that's how much she costs. 269 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,850 A day? 270 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,120 I think an hour. 271 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,550 Oh, you gotta do it. 272 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,320 That'd be like fucking a professor of sex. 273 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,920 She's gonna know more shit than you've ever even thought of. 274 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:41,660 It's gonna be like, like caving with like a miner. 275 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,760 Nah, nah, he's right. This could be good for you, Kevin. 276 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:47,270 Just confront your fears. This could break the curse. 277 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,500 Well, I'm not doing it. It's just stupid, I'm going... 278 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,010 Oh, you're doing it. 279 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,570 Man, and, dude might throw you some cash 280 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,980 for you know, your bouncing heads and what not. 281 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:58,980 Yeah, I mean I guess I could stop by, and then I wouldn't have to have the sex, right? 282 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,020 I didn't say that shit. 283 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,550 "I guess" No, no, no. Do the fucking math, Kev. 284 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:08,320 It's a rich guy getting fucked up in a goddamn mansion. 285 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,390 This is your investor. 286 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:11,960 Come on, we're going right now. 287 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,660 I wanna go to the party. 288 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,870 - That's a weird motherfucker. - That is fucked up. 289 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,440 Did we just not get invited to the party? 290 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,340 - I guess not. - That's some bullshit. 291 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,680 These are the rules of Egg fight. 292 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,380 Open hand strikes only. 293 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,790 There will be no fists allowed. 294 00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:40,450 Should the egg crack on your mouth, 295 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,920 spit it out, stupid! 296 00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:44,960 Because you are the vanquished man. 297 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,000 All right. Commence! 298 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,110 You have offended me. 299 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,650 I think I'm gonna start with the fastest growing stuff first and then move 300 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,590 into our big vision for the place. 301 00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:15,160 Maybe you wanna play along a little bit before, you know, you start asking for money. 302 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,230 Look, if I grab the whole investment block here today, 303 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,630 I mean, I can take Angie to the place, I could show her the lease... 304 00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:23,330 Forget about Angie. This is about money. 305 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,700 If this guy wants to get you laid, then let him get you laid. 306 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,670 You gotta do whatever this guy wants, 307 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,740 so that he will give you the money. 308 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:34,980 It's a logical investment. 309 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,280 I know it is. 310 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,550 Just go in there and have sex. 311 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,920 I'm not having sex, Steve. 312 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,090 Go on, get the fuck out of here. 313 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,060 Be a man. 314 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,330 Give me a min. 315 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,000 Hi. Um... 316 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,770 I was invited by the owner of the house. 317 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,840 Ah, Jesus. Sorry. Um... 318 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,800 I'm taking a shit, bro. 319 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,400 Oh, um, sorry. 320 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:54,050 Go, go, go, go. 321 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:16,640 That's how you do it! That's how you do it! 322 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:19,310 Get it! 323 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,780 You looking at me crazy? I'll fuck you up, mister. 324 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,720 What do you say, Kevin? You made it, buddy. 325 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,490 I thought you might not show. Drink? 326 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:30,590 Yeah, sure. 327 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:32,690 - Take a seat. - This is the guy? 328 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,860 Kevin, I'd like to introduce you to Zade. 329 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:39,900 Zade, this is Kevin. 330 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:46,410 Hi. I'm Zade. 331 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,340 - So, how's life, Kevin? - Life's good. 332 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,160 There you go, Kev. 333 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,190 Try that. 334 00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:04,960 You know that business I was telling you about, 335 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,730 yeah, it's... trampolining. 336 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,400 Mmm. Jumping. 337 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,330 You got a business model for that? How do you monetize that? 338 00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:16,170 Yeah. Um, trampolining is one of the fastest growing sports in America. 339 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:18,940 They have them in schools now. It's huge in Asia. 340 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,610 And how high do people get? 341 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,950 Well, three footers average, but professionals get a bit higher. 342 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,180 - They got all kinds of stuff. - Like what? 343 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,950 Well, there's Sky Slam basketball. 344 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:34,660 Foam pits, synchronized trampolining. 345 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,620 Synchronized trampolining? 346 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:39,160 - There's synchronized trampolining. - -That's crazy. 347 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,830 Yeah, you just get two trampolines side by side, 348 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,530 with some athletes on one and the other and... 349 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:47,940 That's what you got there on the metal section at the Olympics. 350 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:50,170 Yeah, now we're in the rhythm, see? 351 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,540 This is... this is great. 352 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,280 It feels pretty good. 353 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,840 - Yes! - With weekend traffic, 354 00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:01,620 we expect 500, and with an entry fee of $12.20. 355 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,050 it's gonna be a real earner. 356 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:05,550 How many of these trampolines have you got over at your place? 357 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:09,760 And how many people can actually synchronize at any one time? 358 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,660 Oh, we're thinking of starting with, you know, 30... 30 trampolines. 359 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,060 Ooh. Huh. 360 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,800 I could actually take you guys there right now. 361 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,970 -Wait, wait, wait. No, let's do... -What? 362 00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,770 Let's do... on the count of three and then we'll do like, a starjump. 363 00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:23,840 - Okay. - Okay. 364 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,970 One, two, three. 365 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,110 - Yeah. - Sorry. 366 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:32,910 Let me tell you something, that is a terrible investment. 367 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,920 Kids... they're unreliable, fickle. 368 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:41,420 -Think about the liability. What would happen to you? -Carl, please. Come on, man. 369 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:43,620 He's speaking about his dream, his passion. 370 00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:45,390 His passion. 371 00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:48,430 Right! 372 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,870 I want you to two to get to know each other, have a little alone time, okay? 373 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:55,770 Citizens, everybody! We're all moving to the tennis court 374 00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:57,140 - right now. - Tennis! 375 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,340 - Whoa, we'll come with you. - No, no, no, no. 376 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:02,210 Zade here, she's going to make everything all right. 377 00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:03,280 Yeah, but... 378 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:05,710 I want this to happen. 379 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,710 Yeah. 380 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,920 Wait a minute, how come she can't come with? 381 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,650 Carl! Tennis court, man, come on! 382 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,600 Okay. Um... 383 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,260 - Hi again. - Hi. 384 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:27,930 You guys head to the game room, 385 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,900 grab the rackets, I'll meet you on the court. 386 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,310 We got it. Hey, where are you going? 387 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,010 Putting on my whites. 388 00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:40,410 Do you wanna watch me touch myself? 389 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:43,680 I'd fucking love to cum. 390 00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:46,120 I get really wet really quick. 391 00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:49,190 Um, that is cool. 392 00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:51,020 Um, what do you like? 393 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:52,630 I'll do anything. 394 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,560 Want me to be someone, hmm? 395 00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:57,500 Who do you want me to be? 396 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,230 It's not that. You don't understand, okay? 397 00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:04,710 None of this was your fault. 398 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:09,680 I was broken and useless before you left me. 399 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:13,380 It's like I don't even know how... 400 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,580 regular people breathe anymore. 401 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:24,290 And I, I love you and I wanna, I wanna thank you for being so patient with me 402 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:27,260 for so long. 403 00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,860 - Ya! - Ya! 404 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:31,000 - Ya! - Ya! 405 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,740 There will be a lot of porking now. 406 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:39,070 I will be shtupping you, oh ya! 407 00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,710 - Ya! - Well, I've learned now... 408 00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:46,210 that I'm not good enough for you, Karen. 409 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,180 Never was. 410 00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:55,320 Not even good enough for this world anymore. 411 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,590 But for once... 412 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,800 for once I'm gonna do the right thing. 413 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,340 Au revoir, Cherie. 414 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,170 Au revoir. 415 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,680 I like that. 416 00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:18,850 I like that a lot. 417 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:21,210 Feel how wet I get. 418 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,220 Yup. But, um... 419 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:31,930 Look, you're so hot, okay? It's not you, it's me. 420 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:33,330 What do you want? 421 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:35,700 You wanna get weird? 422 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,830 No, I don't wanna get weird. 423 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,970 I want to fuck you. 424 00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:47,110 - Okay. - I'm getting paid to fuck you. 425 00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:49,240 If I don't fuck you, I look bad, 426 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,610 and this is a new gig for me, 427 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,850 so how about you just let me fuck you 428 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,550 and we both go about our business. 429 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:57,750 Look, obviously, I want to, okay? You're beautiful. 430 00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:00,990 But, I'm on a hiatus right now. 431 00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:04,420 There's this other girl, okay? Well, it's her hiatus, really. 432 00:24:04,430 --> 00:24:07,030 But I just... I'm not having sex right now, okay? 433 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,260 I'm, I'm happy to lie for you. 434 00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:11,770 - I'm a good salesman. - Oh, fuck you. 435 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,540 He won't fuck me, sorry Hank. 436 00:24:19,810 --> 00:24:21,240 I will fuck her. 437 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,640 I actually don't. 438 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,150 It'll make you feel better, Kevin, please. 439 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:29,680 I'm not gonna beg him. We were having fun before this asswipe showed up. 440 00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:31,990 I'm sorry, I'll go. 441 00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:34,960 You're not going! How's about that? 442 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,320 Kevin here wants to win his lady back 443 00:24:37,330 --> 00:24:40,230 and thinks that celibacy is the way to go. 444 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,800 Not always the way, you know? 445 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,930 Absolutely not! If you really want her back, 446 00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:47,130 the first thing you should do is fuck me. 447 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:49,400 She makes a compelling argument, Kev. 448 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,710 Why don't we just go somewhere quiet so we can at least talk? 449 00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:01,310 Look, if I told you the reason I don't wanna do it, you'd understand. 450 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,150 No one's judging here. It's a house rule. 451 00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:06,790 This is a no-judgment zone, okay? 452 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,920 It's personal. It's... 453 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,560 I've got this problem... 454 00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:15,760 with my dick. 455 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,300 -Is it a wart? -No, it's not that kinda thing. It's... 456 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,200 It's like my dick is cursed. 457 00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:25,240 What? 458 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,110 There's no such thing as a cursed dick. 459 00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:30,980 Really? 'Cause I've fucked things up in my life and all because of my dick. 460 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,780 And I've decided to just kinda leave it alone for a while. 461 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,750 You're leaving your dick alone? 462 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:40,250 Yes. Look, I get it, all right? I'm a freak, but... 463 00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:42,460 Don't call yourself a freak. 464 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:44,760 You can share anything with us. 465 00:25:51,070 --> 00:25:53,570 The first time I jerked off, right? 466 00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:56,900 I'm in bed sick, home from school, and... 467 00:25:56,910 --> 00:26:02,340 I'm watching TV and the shuttle Columbia breaks apart on re-entry. 468 00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:05,680 You think you made the space shuttle explode. 469 00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:08,050 Indirectly. 470 00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:11,620 Kevin, that was an accident. You can't take that personally. 471 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,290 First girl I had sex with almost died. 472 00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:20,560 Zade, please. 473 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,800 I'm serious. We were 16. And we'd been dating for about a month. 474 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:29,570 Well, their parents were out of town so we had a little wine. 475 00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:33,170 Well, we started making out, and I finally get this condom on 476 00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:35,110 and I'm going in and out 477 00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:40,650 and we're making noises and she starts to scream, so I think I'm doing awesome. 478 00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:42,480 But then... 479 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,590 she ruptured a cyst or something. 480 00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:47,350 And she has to have surgery. 481 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,590 And for the next three days, we're in the hospital. 482 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,330 She had them before she met you. 483 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,900 You're missing the point. 484 00:26:55,900 --> 00:27:00,930 Nine months ago, I was engaged to the most wonderful girl in the world. 485 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:04,540 We were at our joint bachelor and bachelorette party. 486 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:27,630 Wait a minute, that's not you being cursed. 487 00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:31,300 That's you getting caught getting a blowjob off a stripper. 488 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,670 Yeah, because I'm a horny asshole 489 00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:34,030 and I just should have said no. 490 00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:37,570 Anyways, I tried to explain myself. 491 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,410 Angie, wait. 492 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:44,980 Angie, she tied my hands! Angie! 493 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:47,110 She moved out the next day. 494 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,020 Because of my dick, I lost the one thing I truly cared about. 495 00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:58,090 I mean, that's the saddest story I've ever heard. 496 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:04,100 His dick isn't cursed. He just got caught cheating. End of story. 497 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:08,570 No, no. That's way too many things to happen to one guy. 498 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:11,400 He lost his one true love. 499 00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:13,570 There's nothing worse in the whole world. 500 00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:16,080 He's just a narcissist. 501 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,380 How am I a narcissist? 502 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:22,120 You think the world revolves around your dick. 503 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,120 I don't want it to, it just does. 504 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,620 No. Shit happens. It's just life. 505 00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,390 Didn't you hear his story? 506 00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:31,220 This man is cursed. 507 00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:35,430 This is fucking ridiculous. None of this is connected. 508 00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:37,960 Let's just have sex. Nothing bad is gonna happen. 509 00:28:37,970 --> 00:28:39,500 Are you serious, right now? 510 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,670 After everything I just told you 511 00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,240 you still wanna have sex with me? 512 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,700 Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 513 00:28:44,710 --> 00:28:45,910 And we don't have to have sex, 514 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:48,440 I can just touch it a little bit, 515 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,980 Just do it, Kev. Give it a try. 516 00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:53,580 See, isn't that nice? 517 00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:58,790 -Guys, Carl's in trouble. We need help. Come on. -Oh, shit! 518 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,620 Fucking... 519 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:08,960 Jesus. 520 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,400 It won't go down. 521 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,500 Yeah. Too many little blue pills, baby. 522 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,470 Oh, shit! 523 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:17,140 Oh, there's something wrong here. 524 00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:19,370 - I'm in pain! - Carl. 525 00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:21,410 Be honest with me how many did you take? 526 00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,910 A 130 milligrams. 527 00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:25,550 God, man. 528 00:29:25,550 --> 00:29:28,980 You're not a rhinoceros. Get some ice, Kevin. Now! 529 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,620 Oh my god. 530 00:29:38,890 --> 00:29:40,030 Breathe, breathe. 531 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:41,230 - I got ice. - All right. 532 00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:43,460 The hell is this? 533 00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:45,700 Ready? 534 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:51,370 - No! No! - Hold on. 535 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,910 -Okay. Okay. -All right, Carl. Listen, you got this. 536 00:29:56,910 --> 00:29:58,810 You can do this, I know you can, all right? 537 00:29:58,810 --> 00:30:01,410 It's like an itch. You just have to disassociate yourself from it. 538 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,150 Fucking itch! 539 00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:06,020 Trust him, Carl. 540 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:09,060 Okay, look. I haven't had sex in nine months, okay? I know what I'm doing. 541 00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,020 Just listen to me, right. 542 00:30:11,030 --> 00:30:14,190 What I want you to do is imagine you're Anne Frank. 543 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:18,000 Remember the little Jewish girl in the attic? 544 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,330 She had to lie real quietly otherwise they were gonna shoot her. 545 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,700 - I remember fucking Anne Frank! - Okay. 546 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:26,110 All right. Just close your eyes, you're in the attic. 547 00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:29,040 You can hear the sound of the boots on the cobblestone. 548 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,680 Don't make a sound, okay? Don't even move. 549 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,480 Otherwise the Nazis are gonna get you. 550 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,850 I don't give a fuck about the fucking Nazis! My cock is going to explode. 551 00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,650 Please take me to the hospital. 552 00:30:39,650 --> 00:30:43,590 Carl, what you've got is called Priapism. No hospitals. 553 00:30:43,590 --> 00:30:46,560 I know a better place. Zade, straight ahead. 554 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,090 Whatever you say, boss. 555 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:59,370 Do you ever notice how... people are only really real when they're sick, 556 00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:01,510 - or they're dying. - Or orgasming. 557 00:31:01,510 --> 00:31:03,080 Bad things always come from sex. 558 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,580 Oh, shut up. 559 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:08,010 It's true. Without sex there wouldn't be fighting, divorce, wars. 560 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,150 What the fuck are you talking about? 561 00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:14,590 Without sex, there is also no release, no fun. 562 00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:19,230 Okay. Bad things come from recreational sex. 563 00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:21,360 What's recreational sex to you? 564 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,800 Careless sex. Sex that nobody put any thought into. 565 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,130 Oh my God, you are a freak. 566 00:31:32,410 --> 00:31:36,380 - What's in this? - IV therapy. They had my recipe on file. 567 00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:38,780 - Fuck yeah. - I'm serious. 568 00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:41,380 I'm not gonna let this guy's life be ruined. 569 00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,850 How are you gonna do that? 570 00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:44,980 That's nice, Hank, but there's nothing you can do. 571 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:46,420 I need to just... 572 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:49,890 make my business a success and hope that Angie sees I've changed. 573 00:31:50,690 --> 00:31:54,390 Yes. That's it. You got it! 574 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,160 You're gonna go to Angie's, 575 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,030 you're gonna tell her that your trampoline thingy's got off the ground 576 00:31:58,030 --> 00:32:01,400 -and you're a new man. You're a genius! -Yeah, but... 577 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,740 - But that's not true. - It is true. 578 00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:05,270 You let me fix this, 579 00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:08,610 and I'll invest in trampoline world. 580 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,540 What? 581 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:12,950 I'll give you the money. 582 00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:16,620 You're, you're gonna give me the money? 583 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,850 I'll give you the startup funds, yes. 584 00:32:18,850 --> 00:32:21,820 How much can it cost? 250, 300 grand? 585 00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:24,890 I need 60,000 dollars. 586 00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:31,660 You only need 60 grand to start a business in America? 587 00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:34,630 What a fucking great country this is, huh? 588 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,000 All right, I'm gonna get you the money. 589 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,770 We're gonna go talk to her, tell her all about it, 590 00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:39,810 we're gonna clean this whole mess up today. 591 00:32:39,810 --> 00:32:44,240 We can't go see her today. I mean, I need to make sure the business is up and running, 592 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:45,850 - and then... - No. 593 00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:49,050 No. We're doing it today. We're doing it now. 594 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,750 I'm not letting your one true love get away. 595 00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:54,820 We are going to her house right now. 596 00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:58,120 I'm not letting you make the same mistakes I've made. 597 00:32:58,130 --> 00:33:00,830 I'm gonna get this done if it's the last thing I do. 598 00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:05,060 Why are you being so nice to me, Hank? 599 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:13,370 Love is the most important thing in the world, man. 600 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:15,010 It's what everything is about. 601 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,010 Without love, you got nothing. Zero. 602 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,020 I'm not letting you disappear, Kev. 603 00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:24,020 Come on. 604 00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,960 - Really? - Hello darling. 605 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,790 Can I borrow a pen, please? 606 00:33:30,790 --> 00:33:34,260 This is my only pen. I need it for my charts. 607 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,230 I'm good for it. I cross my heart. 608 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:39,370 Thank you. 609 00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:41,170 Let's see that arm. 610 00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:42,700 Uh, 60, right? 611 00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:45,070 - Yeah. - Okay. 612 00:33:45,070 --> 00:33:48,010 Let's make it 80. What's the date today? 613 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:50,010 The 31st. 614 00:33:50,010 --> 00:33:51,380 31st. 615 00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:54,110 - Hank? - There we are. 616 00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:55,920 Yeah. 617 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,850 I don't... I don't know what to say. 618 00:33:58,850 --> 00:34:01,790 Just get the girl back. Then we're all square. 619 00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:04,060 I'll see you outside. 620 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,730 So, how did you get into this line of work? 621 00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:13,900 My momma was a drug addict. 622 00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:16,040 She introduced me to it. 623 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,270 My daddy skipped out on us when I was 12. 624 00:34:20,070 --> 00:34:22,040 I'm fucking with you. 625 00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:24,340 I like sex. 626 00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:27,710 I pretty much fuck everyone I go on a date with anyway 627 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,350 so I thought I might as well get paid for it. 628 00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:32,990 - Isn't it dangerous? - No. 629 00:34:32,990 --> 00:34:35,190 - What if you don't wanna do it? - I don't do it. 630 00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:37,520 - Isn't it degrading? I mean... - Here's the deal. 631 00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:40,690 Sandy's gonna stay with Carl. I've given her combat pay. 632 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:43,160 So she's gonna get him up and moving out. 633 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,970 I feel fantastic. 634 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,500 Okay. Pop the trunk, I'm gonna change. 635 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,970 Thank you, Zade. 636 00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:55,370 Always gotta be prepared. 637 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:08,960 Okay. So, let's focus. Where do we find this Angie? 638 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,990 Well, I can't just show up at her work. 639 00:35:11,530 --> 00:35:13,390 Why not? What does she do? 640 00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:14,690 Well, she's a school teacher. 641 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,730 Of course, she is. I love teachers. 642 00:35:17,730 --> 00:35:20,200 What does she teach? Reading? Math? 643 00:35:20,530 --> 00:35:21,930 P.E. 644 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:26,010 -She doesn't teach trampolining by any chance? -No. 645 00:35:26,010 --> 00:35:28,840 I mean, she does but that's not all she does. 646 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,480 - I mean, she... - I love this. 647 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,050 We're gonna go to the school. She'll be getting off soon. 648 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:35,620 You're gonna tell her you're sorry in front of the kids. 649 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,220 It'll be like in all those films. 650 00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,290 Then the kids will tell her to kiss you. 651 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:41,250 It'll be great. 652 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:43,260 I don't think we should go anywhere near her work. 653 00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:46,390 Do you want the 80 grand or not? 654 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,300 Oh, boy. 655 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:01,840 Okay. 656 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,910 You're gonna go in there, you're gonna tell her you're a big success now, 657 00:36:04,910 --> 00:36:06,410 and that you want her back. 658 00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:11,080 And why is she gonna believe that I'm some big success now? 659 00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:12,920 Because you got my IOU. 660 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,960 - Yeah, written on my arm. - It sure is. 661 00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:20,560 Okay. Then I'll take a photo. 662 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,060 I'll take a picture of your arm and it'll act a legal note. 663 00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:26,100 Why don't you just write him a check? 664 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,000 Yep, okay. What's your name, Kevin? 665 00:36:31,010 --> 00:36:34,210 Uh, MacDonald. M-A-C, MacDonald. 666 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,510 All right. We're gonna wait for you here. 667 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,550 This is a bad idea. 668 00:36:42,550 --> 00:36:45,520 -I mean... -First of all, it's not a bad idea. 669 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,290 Okay? And frankly, 670 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:50,560 personally, I'm insulted with your negativity. 671 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,060 You've gotta show this woman 672 00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:53,990 that you're invested in her, man. 673 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,330 You can't just send her a fucking email. 674 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:59,800 You gotta do something dramatic, that's romantic. 675 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,930 Yeah, but... 676 00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,270 it's just not normal. 677 00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:07,770 Well, let me tell you something, Kevin MacDonald. 678 00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:10,110 All grand passions are abnormal. 679 00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:14,110 That's what makes them grand. 680 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,650 Go get 'em, kid. 681 00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:20,650 Here goes nothing. 682 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,260 Hey, should we go with him? 683 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,500 Man, I hated school. 684 00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:36,600 - Me too. - I loved it. 685 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,140 Best time of my life. 686 00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,540 Being a kid. 687 00:37:43,650 --> 00:37:47,410 Is this whole trampolining thing a ploy to get her back? 688 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,850 No. 689 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:52,350 -You know she didn't leave you because of the blowjob. -Shh, come on. 690 00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:54,020 No, but she did. 691 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:56,720 No. No one ever leaves someone because of sex. 692 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,660 What are you talking about? People leave each other all the time because of affairs. 693 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:02,960 They don't. They leave because they don't love each other enough. 694 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,030 And that's why the affair happens. 695 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:09,600 Well, I love Angie. Always have. 696 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,740 - Not enough. You wouldn't have gotten a blowjob if you did. 697 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:14,370 Here we go, game time. 698 00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:16,140 Can I help you? 699 00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:18,810 Uh, yeah. We're here to see Angie Cooper. 700 00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:20,080 And who are you? 701 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,080 I'm just a friend, an old friend of hers. 702 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,320 And who are you two? 703 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:26,320 We're new friends. 704 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,990 I remember the chairs being bigger. Does everyone say that? 705 00:38:31,490 --> 00:38:35,090 Miss Cooper isn't in today, she's ill. 706 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:36,930 Oh, god. What's wrong with her? 707 00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:39,470 Well, I can't divulge personal information. 708 00:38:39,470 --> 00:38:41,370 I'd be happy to send her a message. 709 00:38:41,370 --> 00:38:43,070 Great, yeah. If you could just tell her that Kevin... 710 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:45,540 No, no, that's fine. Uh, I'll call her. 711 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:47,210 - Mmhmm. - Thanks. 712 00:38:48,510 --> 00:38:49,280 Lame. 713 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,140 - Lovely school. - Thank you. 714 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:57,650 ♪ I've got it made I've got 'em bayin ♪ 715 00:38:57,650 --> 00:38:59,790 We're gonna spread out. 716 00:38:59,790 --> 00:39:02,660 She's sick, so she's vulnerable. 717 00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:05,520 We need to put together a care package that says "I love you," 718 00:39:05,530 --> 00:39:09,200 that says "I'm gonna look after you forever." 719 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,700 I'll take aisles one and two, Kevin, three and four, Zade, five and six. 720 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,100 How long have you known him? 721 00:39:19,810 --> 00:39:21,810 Nine hours, give or take. 722 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:29,150 You think this is a good idea? 723 00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:31,920 Wouldn't you think it was weird if your ex showed up at your house 724 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,520 with a stranger and a pros... 725 00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:37,760 Another lady? 726 00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:41,460 I'd probably find that weird. 727 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,660 But that's also why I like it. 728 00:39:44,430 --> 00:39:45,660 You'd like it? 729 00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:47,200 Why not? Shows imagination. 730 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,500 Maybe but Angie's not like you. 731 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,670 How is she different? 732 00:39:51,670 --> 00:39:54,840 I don't know. She just doesn't talk about sex all the time. 733 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,250 I get it. Holy shit. You're a fucking prude. 734 00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:04,220 - I'm not a prude. - Then why do you squirm 735 00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:06,620 at any mention of anything sexual? 736 00:40:06,850 --> 00:40:08,090 Prudish. 737 00:40:08,090 --> 00:40:11,020 Not prudish. I am not prudish. Not at all. 738 00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:12,430 Then prove it. 739 00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:15,860 What are three words that when put together get nasty? 740 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,800 I'm not doing this. 741 00:40:18,730 --> 00:40:22,230 Puny. Blood. Fuck. 742 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:25,540 - Would you stop? - Aw, you can't think of any? 743 00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:28,310 - Three words. - I'm not playing, Zade. 744 00:40:29,210 --> 00:40:31,540 You are not very mad at me, are you, Kev? 745 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,780 - Smelly poop truck. - That's it! 746 00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:38,880 Three more, disgust me. 747 00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:42,520 You know, you're really smart, 748 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,220 and really pretty, 749 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:46,490 you don't have to be so aggressive. 750 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,430 Ever raise your voice, Kevvo? 751 00:40:50,430 --> 00:40:54,170 Ever get mad and just let rip? 752 00:40:54,770 --> 00:40:57,540 Anal, lick, prolapse. 753 00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,970 Baggy, vag, mouse! 754 00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:00,610 Oh! 755 00:41:00,610 --> 00:41:03,280 I'm really sorry, I was just making a joke. 756 00:41:03,740 --> 00:41:05,240 Well, what was the joke? 757 00:41:06,450 --> 00:41:07,610 Excuse me? 758 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:09,880 I didn't hear it. What was the joke? 759 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,550 - Knock Knock. - Who's there? 760 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,920 Isabel. 761 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,160 Isabel who? 762 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,830 Isabel necessary on that bicycle? 763 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:23,530 Shit, I'm sorry I even asked. 764 00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:29,300 I thought that was funny. 765 00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:43,750 We totally fell apart back there. 766 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,790 - I did not! - No, you did. 767 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:48,850 Like a little girl. 768 00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:51,660 And that isn't technically a word by the way. 769 00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:54,060 Well, you're not technically a businessman. 770 00:41:54,060 --> 00:41:56,400 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 771 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,230 Look at you, you look like a guy who cleans a pool. 772 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,870 - Ew? - She's right. 773 00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:03,340 We gotta get you looking sharp. 774 00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:05,640 Like Angie's idea of an entrepreneur. 775 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,770 Let's go shopping. 776 00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:08,940 Come on. 777 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:13,880 I'm doing this for you, Kev, come on! 778 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,990 Is it true what they say about guys with medium-sized feet? 779 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,290 Zade, pick out a pair if you want. 780 00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:28,460 No, thanks. Not really my style. 781 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:30,760 Should I have gotten Carl a suit? 782 00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:33,470 You know what, I haven't heard from Sandy. 783 00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:37,300 All right, so when she opens the door, what should I say again? 784 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,840 You're telling her that you've succeeded. 785 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,810 Okay? You're gonna show her the check, and that you're sorry. 786 00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:48,750 That's... that's too strange. 787 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,950 All right. Tell her that without her... 788 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:55,250 you're nothing but a shadow. 789 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,020 Tell her that... 790 00:42:57,860 --> 00:42:58,890 your heart... 791 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:02,430 is like a mold hedgehog... 792 00:43:02,430 --> 00:43:05,000 smashed up against the blades of a lawnmower. 793 00:43:06,370 --> 00:43:08,400 Zade, what do you think I should say? 794 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,940 Tell her you want to much her pussy. 795 00:43:16,210 --> 00:43:17,810 - How's that fit? - Oh... 796 00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,080 It's a bit roomy. 797 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,880 Hey Zade, keep trying Sandy, will you? 798 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,050 Hank, you need a new phone. 799 00:43:26,050 --> 00:43:30,690 Yeah, I'd go down half a size, Kev, I mean, it all depends on the choice of sock. 800 00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:32,860 Yeah, I'll go down half a size. 801 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:33,960 I agree. Here. 802 00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:37,360 What would you say? Seriously, Zade. 803 00:43:38,330 --> 00:43:41,100 Maybe don't talk about yourself so much. 804 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,500 Tell her that she's your miracle, 805 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:47,070 that without her your life means nothing. 806 00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:51,480 Tell her that she's more beautiful than a full moon in Montana 807 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,750 or the poetry of Rumi, 808 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:58,850 or any other beautiful thing that man or nature has yet made. 809 00:43:58,850 --> 00:44:05,160 Tell her that she's a genius of Einstein-Ian proportions. 810 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,060 And that she's sexy, 811 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,630 and does sexy well. 812 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:14,330 And that you really, really, really love her. 813 00:44:20,270 --> 00:44:23,980 Wow. Say, that was really... it was really good. 814 00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:25,540 That's an handsome fit, sir. 815 00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:27,750 Great, we'll take 'em. 816 00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:34,020 Let's run for it. 817 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,060 Stop! Wait! 818 00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:39,590 Come on, people! Come on! 819 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,030 We got this. 820 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,840 It wasn't the clerk's fault. 821 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,410 Those plastic tags are a nuisance. 822 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,910 But a straight razor gives us a concealed weapon. 823 00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:34,580 I have a collection. That's an antique. 824 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:36,520 That doesn't mean that you can carry it. 825 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,650 I sincerely apologize, Officers. 826 00:45:38,650 --> 00:45:41,090 Look, you have to understand where we're coming from. 827 00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:44,590 You were running through a place of business with a weapon. 828 00:45:44,590 --> 00:45:46,660 It was all part of a romantic gesture. 829 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,260 My... my friend here lost his true love. 830 00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:52,770 We're giving him a makeover. He's gonna win her back. 831 00:45:52,770 --> 00:45:54,070 Come on, guys. 832 00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:59,670 I'm not against romantic gestures per Se. 833 00:45:59,670 --> 00:46:01,910 It's true. He's not. 834 00:46:01,910 --> 00:46:04,780 Officer, it was a misunderstanding, come on. 835 00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:09,920 I'm moved by your argument. 836 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,480 So I'm gonna let you go with a warning. 837 00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:13,990 But we're gonna keep the razor. 838 00:46:14,450 --> 00:46:16,120 Thank you, Officers. 839 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,520 Give love, get love, sir. 840 00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:19,930 Can I give you a hug? 841 00:46:28,130 --> 00:46:29,900 Now that's unfortunate. 842 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:45,350 I can't believe they couldn't look the other way. 843 00:46:45,350 --> 00:46:47,620 Drugs are drugs, they couldn't have looked the other way. 844 00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:50,120 You're such a fucking prude. 845 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,420 Where are we going? 846 00:46:51,430 --> 00:46:53,360 I need shoes. 847 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,960 Hang out in the car. 848 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,200 Where are we? 849 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,900 Look, wait in the car. I'll be back in a minute. 850 00:46:59,270 --> 00:47:00,270 Zade? 851 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:02,470 Is this your brothel? 852 00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:04,270 No-one says brothel. 853 00:47:12,810 --> 00:47:14,850 Jesus, Zade. What the hell are you doing? 854 00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:22,750 You fucker. 855 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,530 Come on, Zade. 856 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,170 Jesus, they're all at it. 857 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,110 What the fuck! 858 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,010 Fuck it. 859 00:48:27,290 --> 00:48:28,720 Where are you, Zade? 860 00:48:31,190 --> 00:48:32,320 May I help you? 861 00:48:32,330 --> 00:48:33,730 No, no. 862 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,760 I'm here to see Zade. 863 00:48:37,430 --> 00:48:39,870 - Zade? - Yeah. Zade. Uh... 864 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,030 I think she works here. 865 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,240 Well, that's funny 866 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:46,570 'cause it's just my family as far as I know 867 00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:49,140 and, well, some might call that work, I... 868 00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:50,610 Sorry, um... 869 00:48:51,510 --> 00:48:52,840 Must be the wrong address. 870 00:48:53,450 --> 00:48:54,710 Kev? 871 00:48:55,550 --> 00:48:57,720 I told you to wait in the car. 872 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:59,020 I'll be down in a minute. 873 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,190 I think you should come in. 874 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:18,570 Okay. Lemon juice, sugar and water. 875 00:49:18,570 --> 00:49:21,040 Tell me if it needs anything else. 876 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,680 And how exactly do you know Millie? 877 00:49:26,350 --> 00:49:27,280 Millie? 878 00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:30,780 Uh, Millicent, my daughter. 879 00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,420 Oh. Um... 880 00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:35,120 We met through a mutual friend. 881 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,120 - Mutual friend. - Uh, work friend, really. 882 00:49:38,130 --> 00:49:42,290 Kevin, are you a rider, too? 883 00:49:42,860 --> 00:49:43,800 No. 884 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,030 Well, what is it exactly that you do? 885 00:49:48,270 --> 00:49:49,570 I'm in construction. 886 00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:53,170 Mmm. My daughter knows people in construction? 887 00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:56,740 Well, a mutual friend through party and then, 888 00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:59,440 and Millie was there. 889 00:49:59,450 --> 00:50:00,950 Was Monique there? 890 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,310 No. 891 00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:08,150 Monique is a friend of Millie's. Great tits. 892 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,960 She used to come over and do backstrokes in our pool every afternoon. 893 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,230 What a lovely way to spend an hour. 894 00:50:14,230 --> 00:50:18,230 Watching her tits go up and down the pool. 895 00:50:18,930 --> 00:50:21,970 Up and down, and flopping down. 896 00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:26,370 I'm actually getting out of construction. Uh... 897 00:50:26,370 --> 00:50:27,740 Gonna start my own business. 898 00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:29,310 I'm gonna call it "Trampoline World." 899 00:50:29,310 --> 00:50:32,580 It's gonna be this amusement park in the warehouse district. 900 00:50:32,580 --> 00:50:35,250 We're gonna have Sky Slam basketball, 901 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:36,880 uh, foam pits. 902 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,820 -We actually have a lot of... -Kevin, there's nothing wrong with construction. 903 00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:41,720 We should split. 904 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,320 If you'd like I could send you some literature. 905 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,360 Trampolining is one of the fastest growing sports in America. 906 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,590 It actually just got featured in Delta's Sky magazine. 907 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,630 Our friend's been arrested, we should go. 908 00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:54,030 - Arrested, for what? - Drugs. 909 00:50:54,030 --> 00:50:57,800 Millie has such colorful friends. 910 00:50:57,810 --> 00:50:59,740 What's Monique doing these days? 911 00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:01,070 Okay, let's go. 912 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:05,010 Thank you for the lemon stuff. 913 00:51:07,410 --> 00:51:09,550 - Shut up. - I didn't say anything. 914 00:51:09,550 --> 00:51:11,880 - You were thinking it. - Nope. 915 00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:16,620 I'm not a liar, I just don't feel the need to tell everyone everything. 916 00:51:16,620 --> 00:51:18,060 Okay. 917 00:51:18,060 --> 00:51:20,290 - Don't judge me. - I'm not. 918 00:51:21,730 --> 00:51:22,930 You have a beautiful home. 919 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,500 It's really nice. 920 00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:35,110 You really shouldn't be doing this, you know? 921 00:51:35,110 --> 00:51:38,280 I mean, any guy with half a brain would call you back. 922 00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:41,150 You could have, like a really great job. 923 00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:43,150 I have a job. 924 00:51:43,980 --> 00:51:46,250 Yeah, but it's... it's dirty. 925 00:51:47,690 --> 00:51:49,320 It's not like you need the money. 926 00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:53,660 Are you fucking kidding me? 927 00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:55,960 - What? - You are judging me, asshole! 928 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,900 The only reason you're going through with any of this is because of that check. 929 00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:03,240 Oh, and who is it that charges a thousand dollars an hour for their company? 930 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,700 Parasites! 931 00:52:04,710 --> 00:52:06,740 Yeah, well, at least I'm not pretending to be something I'm not. 932 00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:10,040 Pretending to be some kind of hooker or something, it's rude to hookers. 933 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,910 People don't work at McDonalds 934 00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:13,910 because they like it, it's a job! 935 00:52:13,910 --> 00:52:16,550 -Your slumming in it is bullshit. -Fuck you. 936 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,150 Tourist. 937 00:52:20,490 --> 00:52:22,850 I'm going to get Hank, I'm driving him home, 938 00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:25,560 and then this whole fucking shit is over. 939 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,200 ♪ Nobody knows 940 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,370 ♪ The trouble I've seen 941 00:52:34,370 --> 00:52:35,830 - Let's try that one more time. - -Okay. 942 00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,240 No! Okay. One, two, three, four. 943 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:43,380 ♪ Nobody knows The trouble I've seen ♪ 944 00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:46,210 Fuck, we're good at this, man. We should take this on the road. 945 00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:48,110 - You and me. - Enough of this shit. 946 00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:56,820 Hey, isn't there something we could do to expedite this? 947 00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:58,890 And who might you be? 948 00:52:59,730 --> 00:53:02,590 Um, I was hired by him. 949 00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:06,970 Lawyer? 950 00:53:06,970 --> 00:53:09,500 No. Personal adviser. 951 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:13,410 Well, you need a lawyer to be your personal adviser in here. 952 00:53:13,410 --> 00:53:16,640 Why don't you take a seat, and then the judge will see him in an hour or so? 953 00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:18,580 Keep smiling. 954 00:53:21,650 --> 00:53:25,180 No physical body contact beyond initial 955 00:53:25,190 --> 00:53:27,820 and supporting embrace will be tolerated, 956 00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:30,490 and will result in termination of the visit. 957 00:53:39,030 --> 00:53:40,200 You like barbecue? 958 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:43,700 Might as well talk since we're stuck here. 959 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,940 My name's Sonny. 960 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,470 I'm Zade. 961 00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:51,140 Hey man, why don't you just give her a break, okay? She's had a tough day. 962 00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:53,410 Zade, why not come sit here? 963 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,350 I'm fine, thank you. 964 00:53:57,980 --> 00:54:00,690 She's fine, thank you. 965 00:54:00,690 --> 00:54:06,460 So, I got this sauce called "Smokin but not Broken" 966 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,360 Hey, don't, don't do that. Don't touch her leg. 967 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,100 It's not okay to touch... people you don't know. 968 00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:13,500 Occasional hand-holding is acceptable. 969 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:17,140 Whoa there, brother. I didn't even know y'all were together. 970 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,340 We don't have to be together to care about each other. 971 00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:25,310 I'm waiting in the car. 972 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:33,250 It's not okay to touch people you don't know? 973 00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:37,460 So what kinda stuff do you write? 974 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,190 Stories. 975 00:54:40,990 --> 00:54:43,460 Short ones mostly. 976 00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:48,330 I'm writing one now about this woman who is having an affair with this guy, 977 00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:51,540 and then she finds out that she is only one of many. 978 00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:54,440 It's called "The other 'other' woman." 979 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,540 I think you'd be a good writer. 980 00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:02,310 - You do? - Sure. 981 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,780 Why? 982 00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:04,980 'Cause you take chances, 983 00:55:04,990 --> 00:55:06,750 you say things other people won't. 984 00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:08,820 You're different. 985 00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:10,490 You should feel good about who you are. 986 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,330 It's the death of romance. 987 00:55:17,530 --> 00:55:20,600 We're living through the murder of romance. 988 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,470 - Get it? - I get you. Yeah. 989 00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:26,940 When you're in love, people do things they normally wouldn't. 990 00:55:26,940 --> 00:55:30,080 I was sitting there, imagining the rest of our lives together. 991 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,740 We get a villa in Italy, 992 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:36,080 she makes the lunch, I till the land. 993 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,090 Our kids are running through the sunflower field. 994 00:55:41,950 --> 00:55:43,520 That's fucking beautiful. 995 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,790 Yeah. 996 00:55:48,630 --> 00:55:50,430 There will be trampolines everywhere. 997 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:55,170 People bouncing around, just good clean American fun, you know? 998 00:55:55,170 --> 00:55:59,440 You're a very strange person, Kevin MacDonald. 999 00:56:00,510 --> 00:56:02,510 There is gonna be a juice bar over there. 1000 00:56:02,510 --> 00:56:04,540 A juice bar is not sexy. 1001 00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:07,510 -It's not meant to be sexy. -Well, then people aren't gonna come. 1002 00:56:08,210 --> 00:56:09,780 What are you calling it? 1003 00:56:11,950 --> 00:56:13,120 Trampoline World. 1004 00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:16,350 No, you're not calling it that. 1005 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,160 All right, what would you call it? 1006 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,490 - Call it "Tramps." - I like it. 1007 00:56:20,490 --> 00:56:23,800 Get one of those big, fluorescent signs. 1008 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,730 Maybe a bouncing stiletto, slowly filling up with champagne. 1009 00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:29,800 - Nice. - You know? 1010 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,270 And light bulbs for bubbles. 1011 00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:33,570 You see, you are a good writer. 1012 00:56:33,570 --> 00:56:36,270 No, I'm not. I just... 1013 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,610 write stuff that happens to me. 1014 00:56:41,910 --> 00:56:44,620 So, you're the "Other 'other' woman"? 1015 00:56:45,850 --> 00:56:49,690 Don't look at me with those sad dog eyes, I knew what I was doing. 1016 00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:53,290 I bet it was real interesting. 1017 00:56:54,530 --> 00:56:55,660 How would you know? 1018 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,060 Oh, right, because roofers don't read. 1019 00:56:59,070 --> 00:57:02,870 But if I did read, I'd rather read about the rich girl who lies 1020 00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:05,300 than the prostitute. 1021 00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:07,810 And prostitutes are sad. 1022 00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:11,080 You're rude, 1023 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,010 and angry, 1024 00:57:13,010 --> 00:57:16,180 and... really, really spoiled 1025 00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:19,180 but... you're not sad. 1026 00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:24,890 And you're narcissistic, 1027 00:57:24,890 --> 00:57:26,360 and indulgent, 1028 00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,790 but you're not stupid. 1029 00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:32,600 Thank you. 1030 00:57:36,170 --> 00:57:37,300 What is that? 1031 00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:40,040 A harmonica. 1032 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,940 - Really? - Mmm. 1033 00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:43,310 But it's so small. 1034 00:57:44,110 --> 00:57:46,410 - Does it play? - Yeah, it does. 1035 00:57:49,450 --> 00:57:50,450 Wow. 1036 00:57:53,050 --> 00:57:56,290 We should probably go hang. 1037 00:57:56,860 --> 00:57:57,790 Okay. 1038 00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,430 Anybody got the time over there? 1039 00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:07,970 You working up there? 1040 00:58:20,910 --> 00:58:21,910 So... 1041 00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:24,650 What's a prolapse? 1042 00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:31,620 It's when either your anus 1043 00:58:31,630 --> 00:58:36,530 or your vagina are pushed inside out of your body. 1044 00:58:39,870 --> 00:58:40,970 That's a good word. 1045 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:51,610 Sorry. 1046 00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:00,890 I never had any kids. I always wanted 'em though. 1047 00:59:00,890 --> 00:59:03,390 - How come? - Ah, she wanted to wait. 1048 00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:05,820 How dumb am I, huh? 1049 00:59:05,830 --> 00:59:08,990 You know, I was never once unfaithful to her. Not once. 1050 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,330 Nah, I loved her wholly, 1051 00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:14,870 unabashedly from the first day I met her. 1052 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,270 She was my everything. 1053 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,570 Did she find someone else? 1054 00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,380 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1055 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,210 She said I was an emotional cripple. 1056 00:59:27,210 --> 00:59:30,550 That she couldn't remember what she loved about me in the first place. 1057 00:59:30,550 --> 00:59:33,950 People make out like women are the romantics but it's not true. 1058 00:59:33,950 --> 00:59:37,420 We're the knights, the last of the noble breed. 1059 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,690 I'm gonna die today. 1060 00:59:43,630 --> 00:59:44,660 Who's after you? 1061 00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:47,600 No one. 1062 00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:54,870 Well, you let me know... if somebody's after you, because I got a guy for that. 1063 00:59:59,210 --> 01:00:01,380 Well, looks like I'm sprung, kid. 1064 01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:04,280 Good luck to you. 1065 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,650 Keep it in your pants. 1066 01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:09,690 Thank you, sir. 1067 01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:12,090 Mes ami, superb. 1068 01:00:12,090 --> 01:00:13,960 Salut Monsieur. 1069 01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,630 The happy band are back together. 1070 01:00:16,330 --> 01:00:17,630 Was it terrible in jail? 1071 01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:20,030 Ah, it was okay. I met a nice kid. 1072 01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:22,400 Oh, yeah? What was he in for? 1073 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,940 He masturbated on some girl in a bus. 1074 01:00:25,370 --> 01:00:26,870 Jesus. 1075 01:00:26,870 --> 01:00:28,640 Yeah, he got carried away. 1076 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,680 I'd rather someone could come on me than a booger. 1077 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,950 -What? -It's sterile. It's straight from the testes. 1078 01:00:34,950 --> 01:00:36,350 Booger is a waste. 1079 01:00:36,350 --> 01:00:38,350 I bet you think a blowjob is fine 1080 01:00:38,350 --> 01:00:40,620 but you wouldn't blow your nose in a girl's mouth. 1081 01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:43,960 Enough! Let's go find this Annie. 1082 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,120 Let's just go home, Hank. I think we're done for the day... 1083 01:00:46,130 --> 01:00:48,130 No. No way. I'm not giving up now. 1084 01:00:48,130 --> 01:00:49,660 Hank, I... I really don't mind. 1085 01:00:49,660 --> 01:00:52,400 Well, I do mind. I just wasted half my day in jail. 1086 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,670 I'm finding Annie. 1087 01:00:54,130 --> 01:00:55,500 It's Angie. 1088 01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:57,870 It doesn't matter what her name is. I'm finding her. 1089 01:00:57,870 --> 01:00:59,540 Maybe we could just take like small break. 1090 01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:03,240 No. Look, something's gotta work here, okay? 1091 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,980 I mean, love... it has to mean something. 1092 01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:07,780 I need to know 1093 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:11,550 that in this world it's not just pure, disappointing shit. 1094 01:01:11,550 --> 01:01:13,180 And I don't care what you two do, 1095 01:01:13,190 --> 01:01:14,450 but I'm going to Annie's. 1096 01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:16,020 I got a plan. 1097 01:01:19,730 --> 01:01:20,730 Andale. 1098 01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:31,000 Just up here on the left. 1099 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,440 Maybe we should just ring the doorbell. 1100 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,540 You said she won't talk to you. 1101 01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:39,240 - So, what are we doing here? - Waiting? 1102 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:42,210 - For what? - For someone to let us in. 1103 01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:44,020 Burglars don't have balloons. 1104 01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:49,550 I gotta piss. Hold on to these, will you? 1105 01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:51,390 What... 1106 01:01:52,890 --> 01:01:54,690 This is a bad idea. 1107 01:01:54,690 --> 01:01:56,890 - Why? - You don't even like her. 1108 01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:59,000 You're just caught up in the obsession. 1109 01:02:00,230 --> 01:02:04,740 You think you're in love but it's just this stab of rejection. 1110 01:02:06,610 --> 01:02:08,410 Do you wanna be with her? 1111 01:02:09,010 --> 01:02:10,540 Really, with her? 1112 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:20,420 I'm going in. 1113 01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:23,650 Why? What's so great about her? 1114 01:02:26,730 --> 01:02:28,490 You don't have anything to say? 1115 01:02:30,130 --> 01:02:31,100 Okay. 1116 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,100 Well, good luck with that. 1117 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,400 See? Magic. 1118 01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:43,440 - Well, hello there. How are you? - Oh, is it my birthday? 1119 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,180 It is, happy birthday, darling. 1120 01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:47,850 Hey, I don't think I want the balloons. 1121 01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:50,750 Lose 'em. Come on. 1122 01:02:53,220 --> 01:02:54,520 Is that it? 1123 01:02:55,690 --> 01:02:57,220 - Well, go and knock then. - I know. 1124 01:02:58,220 --> 01:02:59,760 You got this. 1125 01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:01,630 Be firm. 1126 01:03:02,490 --> 01:03:03,800 Be aggressive, Kev. 1127 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:10,400 Angie. 1128 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,840 Oh. 1129 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,440 - What are you doing here? - Okay, listen. 1130 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,410 I've come to tell you that I think that you're, you're like sunsets 1131 01:03:19,410 --> 01:03:20,710 - in Montana. - Oh, god. 1132 01:03:20,710 --> 01:03:22,310 - You're like... - Kevin... 1133 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,580 - No, just hear me out, okay? - Who is that? 1134 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,520 I'm no one. 1135 01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:29,620 I'm proud of you. 1136 01:03:31,290 --> 01:03:33,860 You're like the poetry or Rumi, 1137 01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:35,760 and, and, you have Einstein-Ian proportions, 1138 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:39,030 and I like, I like spending time with you. 1139 01:03:39,030 --> 01:03:42,700 - And I treasure you, and... - Hey, Angie. Uh... 1140 01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:46,040 Five letter word, starts with an 'L' insect Steve... 1141 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,510 Sounds like Steve. 1142 01:03:50,810 --> 01:03:51,780 Is that... 1143 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:57,720 Steve. 1144 01:03:59,150 --> 01:04:00,280 What are you doing here, Steve? 1145 01:04:02,350 --> 01:04:03,890 Crossword. 1146 01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:05,260 What are you doing here, Steve? 1147 01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:06,660 What are you doing here? 1148 01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:08,460 - What are you doing here, Steve? - Well, she called me, and... 1149 01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:11,060 - She needs some help with her... - Just tell him. 1150 01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:13,360 Listen. 1151 01:04:13,370 --> 01:04:14,700 It just happened, Kev. 1152 01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:16,030 You're sleeping with her? 1153 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:19,870 -This is just a misunderstanding... -Yeah, he is. 1154 01:04:20,370 --> 01:04:21,470 We're in love. 1155 01:04:21,470 --> 01:04:23,310 - Oh, you're in love with her? - No! 1156 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,240 We made some bad decisions and... 1157 01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:27,310 Why didn't you tell me? 1158 01:04:27,310 --> 01:04:29,010 Listen, we didn't want to hurt you. 1159 01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:32,980 You said she wasn't good enough for me. 1160 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,190 And you're right. 1161 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,890 You're right. And you, 1162 01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:43,690 I didn't mean all that shit about Montana. 1163 01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:45,560 Okay? Someone told me to say that. 1164 01:04:45,570 --> 01:04:49,700 And, uh... I got a blowjob from that stripper because I didn't love you enough. 1165 01:05:06,350 --> 01:05:07,620 Fuck! 1166 01:05:12,290 --> 01:05:13,460 Stupid. 1167 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,700 - Give me the keys. - Bro, I'm so sorry. 1168 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,600 Listen, I'm gonna find you the money for Trampoline World, all right? 1169 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:24,100 - I think it's a fucking great... - Just give me the fucking keys. 1170 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,470 Here. 1171 01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:31,040 You can never be a part of Trampoline World. 1172 01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:49,430 Hello. Bet you didn't think you'd hear from me today. 1173 01:05:49,430 --> 01:05:53,930 I'm sorry, I don't know what to say. I just... I miss you. 1174 01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:55,930 And I want you to know that you were right 1175 01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:58,300 about me being in a wheelchair emotionally. 1176 01:06:06,610 --> 01:06:09,050 I've learned now that... 1177 01:06:09,050 --> 01:06:11,080 I wasn't good enough for you, Karen. 1178 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:15,790 And I'm not even good enough for this world anymore. 1179 01:06:15,790 --> 01:06:18,920 Don't go into the red room, okay? 1180 01:06:18,930 --> 01:06:20,830 I keep all my records in the bureau 1181 01:06:20,830 --> 01:06:22,890 so that you can have everything that you want. 1182 01:06:22,900 --> 01:06:26,200 Take anything. Leave what you don't want. 1183 01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:34,710 - Uh, Hank's phone? - Hi, it's me. 1184 01:06:34,710 --> 01:06:36,970 I am a giant asshole. 1185 01:06:36,980 --> 01:06:39,710 All right? I made a huge mistake, and I'd... 1186 01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,750 - like to take it all back. - Is Hank with you? 1187 01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:46,850 I realize now that you are more interesting than anything in Montana. 1188 01:06:46,850 --> 01:06:49,420 And that any movie or any poetry written... 1189 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:51,220 Just shut up! Where's Hank? 1190 01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,360 - What? - Something's wrong with Hank. 1191 01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:55,830 What's wrong with Hank? 1192 01:06:55,830 --> 01:06:58,360 You have to find him, Kevin. He's gonna kill himself. 1193 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,300 What? 1194 01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:02,730 I found a video on his phone. He's gonna do it. Now. Today. 1195 01:07:02,740 --> 01:07:06,300 What? That doesn't make any sense. He was happy when we left. He... 1196 01:07:06,310 --> 01:07:07,940 He thinks Angie and I got back together. 1197 01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:09,970 That's worse. That's what he wanted. 1198 01:07:09,980 --> 01:07:12,810 Go to the red room. He said not to go into the red room. 1199 01:07:20,190 --> 01:07:21,220 Hank! 1200 01:07:29,290 --> 01:07:30,230 Hank? 1201 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,300 Oh, my God, Hank! 1202 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,240 Where is Hank? 1203 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:43,770 Carl, he might hurt himself, okay? I need to know where he is. 1204 01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:44,780 He's taking a nap. 1205 01:07:44,780 --> 01:07:46,680 Just like everybody else! 1206 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,010 Just tell me where he is! 1207 01:07:48,010 --> 01:07:50,410 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Shut up! 1208 01:07:52,150 --> 01:07:53,220 What day is it? 1209 01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:55,190 Friday. 1210 01:07:55,650 --> 01:07:57,150 Oh, no, no, no. 1211 01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,920 Oh, no, God. Oh, God. That can't be good. 1212 01:08:02,490 --> 01:08:04,360 Fuck, Carl! Where's Hank? 1213 01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:07,530 I told you, motherfucker! 1214 01:08:07,530 --> 01:08:09,100 He's taking a nap! 1215 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,370 Hank! 1216 01:08:15,070 --> 01:08:16,010 Hank! 1217 01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:17,780 Hank! 1218 01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:28,250 Hank! 1219 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,190 Are you out there? 1220 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:34,960 I'm fine. 1221 01:08:35,930 --> 01:08:38,000 I wanted to get a little air is all. 1222 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,930 I'm coming up. 1223 01:08:43,170 --> 01:08:44,970 It's a long way down, buddy. 1224 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:48,170 Hank, I'm a fucking roofer. 1225 01:08:49,110 --> 01:08:50,210 Good point. 1226 01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,810 I just... wanna talk. 1227 01:09:00,990 --> 01:09:04,420 It's been a frantic last few days, Kevin. 1228 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:09,430 I'm not gonna kill myself if that's what you're thinking. 1229 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:11,600 That's good. 1230 01:09:12,330 --> 01:09:13,260 I just... 1231 01:09:14,130 --> 01:09:16,470 wanted to hang out for a while. 1232 01:09:16,470 --> 01:09:18,600 You didn't invite me to this party, remember? 1233 01:09:22,910 --> 01:09:24,310 How did it go with Angie? 1234 01:09:26,550 --> 01:09:28,110 She was having sex with my brother. 1235 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:29,880 What? 1236 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,850 That's basically it. 1237 01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:35,150 Jesus. 1238 01:09:35,990 --> 01:09:38,390 God, I am a waste of space, huh? 1239 01:09:40,460 --> 01:09:42,160 And this. 1240 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:45,530 This pen, remember that? I stole it from that nice nurse. 1241 01:09:45,530 --> 01:09:47,630 I mean, I am a fucking asshole. 1242 01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:49,800 That's not true. 1243 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:54,370 It is true. I'm a dark hole. I don't make anyone feel good. 1244 01:09:54,370 --> 01:09:57,470 Hank, you probably just need some sleep. Why don't you just come back inside? 1245 01:10:02,180 --> 01:10:03,250 Kevin... 1246 01:10:05,050 --> 01:10:06,520 you're a good guy. 1247 01:10:07,590 --> 01:10:08,820 You are. 1248 01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:10,620 But we're not even really friends. 1249 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:13,060 And how sad is that? 1250 01:10:13,990 --> 01:10:16,790 Look who was at my party, for example. 1251 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,160 Got a bunch of guys I've barely met, 1252 01:10:19,170 --> 01:10:21,570 girls that I've paid for and Carl. 1253 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,170 Carl, for Christ sakes. 1254 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,670 I didn't want this. 1255 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:33,840 I just wanted to go out quietly, 1256 01:10:33,850 --> 01:10:37,050 have something good happen before I left. 1257 01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:41,220 Something... Something good is happening. 1258 01:10:41,220 --> 01:10:43,420 What the fuck are you doing up there? 1259 01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:45,190 Zade! 1260 01:10:47,590 --> 01:10:49,530 You wanna have sex with me? 1261 01:10:49,530 --> 01:10:51,930 Get the fuck down from there! 1262 01:10:51,930 --> 01:10:55,170 I should let you know that I'm not hung up on Angie anymore. 1263 01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:00,100 I think I might love... Millicent. 1264 01:11:02,610 --> 01:11:03,670 Why? 1265 01:11:05,110 --> 01:11:06,340 You're funny. 1266 01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:08,180 You're smart. 1267 01:11:09,650 --> 01:11:10,950 Brave. 1268 01:11:11,850 --> 01:11:12,980 And? 1269 01:11:12,990 --> 01:11:14,550 And beautiful. 1270 01:11:14,550 --> 01:11:18,090 You're really beautiful even when you're being disgusting. 1271 01:11:20,790 --> 01:11:22,190 You're an idiot. 1272 01:11:22,190 --> 01:11:23,460 I know. 1273 01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:25,730 I'd still really like to have sex with you though. 1274 01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:28,470 Not gonna happen. 1275 01:11:29,870 --> 01:11:31,100 Damn it, Zade. 1276 01:11:34,010 --> 01:11:36,170 Stop being such a fucking prude. 1277 01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:41,110 Okay. 1278 01:11:41,610 --> 01:11:42,550 See? 1279 01:11:43,450 --> 01:11:44,950 Just come back inside 1280 01:11:44,950 --> 01:11:48,390 so Zade and I can have sexual intercourse. 1281 01:11:48,390 --> 01:11:51,090 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 1282 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,320 Well... 1283 01:11:54,430 --> 01:11:57,960 If you don't come back inside and you jump 1284 01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,500 Zade and I definitely won't have sex. 1285 01:12:02,970 --> 01:12:04,300 How about it? 1286 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,070 He jumps, 1287 01:12:06,070 --> 01:12:07,570 are you still gonna do me? 1288 01:12:08,510 --> 01:12:09,740 Definitely not. 1289 01:12:13,710 --> 01:12:16,380 All right. Enough of this shit, huh? 1290 01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:20,320 I don't wanna drink anyways. Beer is flat. 1291 01:12:21,990 --> 01:12:24,020 Wait, hold on! 1292 01:12:24,020 --> 01:12:25,790 - Hank! - Hank! 1293 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,700 Pull me up, you son of a bitch! 1294 01:13:00,090 --> 01:13:01,390 Is he asleep? 1295 01:13:01,890 --> 01:13:03,290 I think so. 1296 01:13:16,270 --> 01:13:18,780 There's clean sheets in the walk-in closet. 1297 01:13:19,710 --> 01:13:21,180 Swiss cotton. 1298 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,300 Are you sure you want to do this? 1299 01:13:42,470 --> 01:13:43,630 Oh, okay. 1300 01:14:28,010 --> 01:14:29,710 You're clenching my feet. 1301 01:14:32,580 --> 01:14:33,850 We broke the curse. 1302 01:14:36,790 --> 01:14:38,220 So, can I call you? 1303 01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:41,190 Well, why would you need to call me? 1304 01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,390 So we can see each other again. 1305 01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:46,560 That will cost you. 1306 01:14:49,270 --> 01:14:51,440 How much is a day pass at Tramps again? 1307 01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:57,640 Nothing bad happened. 1308 01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,180 No. 1309 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:05,320 I think you should get that. 1310 01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:08,290 Okay. 1311 01:15:08,290 --> 01:15:10,590 If it's a stripper don't let her in. 1312 01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:11,520 Okay. 1313 01:15:14,990 --> 01:15:16,760 Holy fucking shit! 1314 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,400 Are you okay? 1315 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,700 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1316 01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:23,030 - I'm okay. - Okay. 1317 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,370 - Okay. - Okay. 1318 01:15:24,670 --> 01:15:25,900 I'm okay. 1319 01:15:25,910 --> 01:15:29,370 I'm not cursed. I'm not cursed. I'm not cursed. 1320 01:15:33,710 --> 01:15:34,750 Hello. 1321 01:15:35,210 --> 01:15:36,510 I pressed the bell. 1322 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:53,000 That's right, you did press the bell. 1323 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,900 - How are you doing, buddy? - Good. 1324 01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:57,000 Good. Kev, 1325 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,740 always a pleasure. God bless. 1326 01:15:58,740 --> 01:16:00,500 - Ready to go to the aquarium? - Yes, Dad. 1327 01:16:00,510 --> 01:16:03,310 Okay. Let's do it. Hi, honey. 1328 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,840 How are ya? 1329 01:16:05,510 --> 01:16:07,680 Oh, that was a good party. 1330 01:16:09,310 --> 01:16:11,480 - That guy's married? - Happily. 1331 01:16:12,450 --> 01:16:14,380 It's classic romance. 1332 01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:25,030 You look like the guy who cleans the pool. 1333 01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:28,700 Are you okay up on those heels? 1334 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,610 I hate lines. 1335 01:16:38,610 --> 01:16:40,680 Girls never have trouble at the door. 1336 01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:43,010 Maybe you can help me get in. 1337 01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:45,520 Parasite. 1338 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:46,520 Tourist. 1339 01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:44,680 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 1340 01:17:47,050 --> 01:17:51,480 ♪ My better self I just won't need ♪ 1341 01:17:54,050 --> 01:17:59,020 ♪ I'm gonna pack my bags With jumbo rubbers ♪ 1342 01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:06,060 ♪ I'm meet a boy for drinks And supper ♪ 1343 01:18:08,230 --> 01:18:12,540 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 1344 01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:19,440 ♪ Let's take this down Burbank Street ♪ 1345 01:18:22,310 --> 01:18:24,680 ♪ I'll play the hand 1346 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:29,320 ♪ I don't give a damn Because I'm ♪ 1347 01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:33,490 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 1348 01:18:36,430 --> 01:18:40,660 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 1349 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:48,070 ♪ I love this stuff I love my tea ♪ 1350 01:18:50,580 --> 01:18:55,580 ♪ We'll have the stairs Erect in style ♪ 1351 01:18:57,580 --> 01:19:02,790 ♪ We'll greet the girls In single file ♪ 1352 01:19:04,690 --> 01:19:08,960 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 1353 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:16,030 ♪ Don't mind my hands I'm feeling free ♪ 1354 01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:24,070 ♪ Thrown in the van I don't give a damn ♪ 1355 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,540 ♪ Because I'm 1356 01:19:25,540 --> 01:19:29,780 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 1357 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:08,220 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 1358 01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:15,090 ♪ My thinking cap is On my knee ♪ 1359 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:20,160 ♪ Blow whistle, blow 1360 01:20:20,170 --> 01:20:22,870 ♪ Oh, where did she go? 1361 01:20:22,870 --> 01:20:27,770 ♪ Because I'll I'm out having sex, you'll see ♪ 1362 01:20:27,770 --> 01:20:31,310 ♪ My bail is set, so maybe 1363 01:20:31,310 --> 01:20:34,640 ♪ The county jail is crazy 1364 01:20:34,650 --> 01:20:37,980 ♪ Conjugal rights could Save me ♪ 1365 01:20:37,980 --> 01:20:41,450 ♪ I never got your name but 1366 01:20:41,450 --> 01:20:44,790 ♪ As sure as you're my lady 1367 01:20:44,790 --> 01:20:50,830 ♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed 1368 01:20:57,700 --> 01:21:01,810 ♪ I'm having sex 1369 01:21:02,540 --> 01:21:08,080 ♪ Guaranteed 1370 00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:51,141 .srt Extracted, Synced and Corrected by Dan4Jem, AD.II.MMXVIII101539

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