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Let's go.
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Oh, you're jumping?That's a good jump.
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Get the ball, sweetie.
Get it. Get the ball!
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You wanna play
with your brother?
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Yeah, babe. See,
come play with Kevin.
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Wait, uh, don't you hit
your brother.
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Come on, Kev.
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Picture this.
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A warehouse,
about 20000 square feet.
Windows along the side.
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Looks like
an ordinary warehouse.
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Until you get closer.
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And all you see are heads.
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Heads?
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What kinda heads
you talking about?
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Heads. Happy heads.
Smiling heads. Heads drifting
in and out of the windows.
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- A projection of heads?
- Like a jumbo tron?
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No, real heads.
Heads defying gravity.
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There are heads everywhere.
Everyone's having fun.
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Good genuine fun.
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The first of its kind
in the state of Louisiana.
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Hey, Kev. You feel
like working today, huh?
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See, you take the hammer
and you take the nail,
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you just swing the hammer.
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And then when
all the nails are in,
we get paid.
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And then we get to go home.
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Kev, I want to ask you
a question.
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You think grown ass adults
from Louisiana are gonna come
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to a building full
of trampolines
and jump around?
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Well, gymnastics and trampoline
are amongst the fastest growing
sports in America.
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Well, so is obesity.
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No offense, brother, but...
you need to get laid.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still
hasn't done any fucking
since the incident?
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No.
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Why did you have to go bring up
the incident?
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I didn't bring up the incident.
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All right, that's fucking...
Let's get off my goddamn roof.
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We just got here.
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Where do you wanna go eat?
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I think I'm gonna go
to a titty bar.
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Are you gonna
work at all today, Kev?
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Just give me a minute.
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You know, you gotta forget
about Angie, man.
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Maybe the boys are right.
Maybe you gotta
get back out there.
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And get laid.
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Why don't you fuck a nurse?
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I know this nurse, she works
at Tulane.
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-Give her a call.
-No, I don't want
to fuck the nurse.
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Nurses like to fuck.
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I'm not interested. Can we talk
about something else?
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Listen, it's time for you
to get back in the game.
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I am in the game.
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I'm just not having sex.
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♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
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♪ My pedestal
I just won't need ♪
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You're really starting
to fucking worry me, pal.
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There's no curse.
You're not cursed.
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Yo, Kevin, got
like a Medusa dick.
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You can't look directly
into the eye or it'll turn
you into stone.
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You can't let
one girl ruin your whole
goddamn life, Kevin.
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Oh, shit.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Fuck. God. God, you're
so fucking stupid, Kevin.
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That apron suits you.
You should keep it.
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Oh. And please,
take whatever you like
from the Le Creuset stuff.
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In fact...
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Stupid Kevin.
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You're doing okay there, Senor?
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Oh, hey.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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They don't mind
if we take the sodas?
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- No, it's cool.
- Oh, that's nice.
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Thanks.
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No problem.
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Guys giving you
a hard time up there?
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Who? Oh!
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No.
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What do you think her name is?
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I was gonna go with Muriel or...
or Sasha
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You think Sasha's married?
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Uh... yeah.
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Maybe, yeah.
I don't know.
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One thing I can tell you
about catering...
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some of these girls
really know how to party.
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Whoa!
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You just got a smile.
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What?
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- No. I don't think so.
- You did.
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- I saw her, man.
- No.
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Mmm.
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Juicy.
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So, is this guy an asshole?
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What guy?
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Uh, the guy,
whose house this is.
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What makes you say that?
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Well, he's got a chair
in the shape of a hand.
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You don't like the chair.
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The only one who has
enough money to buy
joke furniture is...
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probably an asshole.
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It wasn't meant to be funny.
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Oh, shit. I'm sorry. No, you...
you have a really great house.
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What's your name?
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- Kevin.
- What do you say, Kev?
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Call me Hank.
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You should come
to my party tonight.
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There's gonna be
a lot of women here and...
a lot of these ladies are...
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they'd be high on narcotics.
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Oh. No, I'm good.
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Are you? Are you good?
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You're okay.
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- Shit.
- Hey!
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Party starts at eight.
Hope to see you.
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Oh, and... if you want
the hand chair, it's yours.
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Oh, I don't know...
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- I mean, I feel sad for him.
- What does he do?
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- Huh?
- What is he doing up there?
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He's a roofer. He's roofing
up on the house, you know?
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And he wasn't,
he was a nice guy.
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I mean, I didn't get
to talk to him, but...
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He shouldn't be giving
people roofies, man.
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Show me
that cork trick again.
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He showed you
like 30 times.
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It takes brains, bro.
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Whatever. At least I don't think
my fucking dick is cursed.
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What did I say? I don't wanna
talk about it.
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Why? Just tell us, come on.
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He sounds like an idiot
when he talks about it.
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No, because every time
I even think about sex,
something bad happens.
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And you bring up Angie today,
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and I nearly take off my thumb
with a fucking claw hammer.
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-Let me see, let me see that.
-My dick is cursed,
end of story.
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Listen, you had
a string of bad luck, right?
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Your dick's not
fucking cursed, okay?
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I don't know. Maybe if I just
stopped fucking around...
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you know, make me...
maybe she'll take me back.
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What?
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Okay. Let's just
get back to the curse
of the wretched dick.
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So, you think it's possessed,
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or is it surrounded by,
like, paranormal activity?
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Such a good looking kid.
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He swears off sex.
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Man, that's a crime
against nature.
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Are you still talking
about the fucking roofer?
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Hey, he just seems so sad,
you know?
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You know what
a fucking coke loop is, man?
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You're like a hamster
in a wormhole.
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I can't, I just, I can't
hear it anymore, Hank.
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I'm going insane.
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I've just had
a revelation of magnitude.
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Oh, Carl, this is big.
Can you see how big?
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It's pretty fucking big.
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I'm gonna get this kid laid.
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This is... This is fate!
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I have to get this kid laid.
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You're damn straight, you do.
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I can see it so clearly.
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You're gonna
fucking go down as one
of the greats. I'm telling you.
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Okay. Has anyone seen my phone?
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Fuck, are you kidding me?
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- If you told everyone
to leave their phone here...
- Where's my phone?
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Oh, I gotta find him!
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You're kidding, right?
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- It's too much responsibility.
- I can't deal with that.
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Steve!
Steve, we're late.
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Kevin, relax!
I'm coming.
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Nice outfit.
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-Haven't seen that
since first light Communion.
-Better than shorts.
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- Why?
- It's a business meeting.
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It's Ted! He knows us.
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I don't want him
going around telling Angie
we're some kind of joke.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev!
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You gotta stop stressing out
about this Angie thing,
you know?
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I mean, it's been over a year.
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It's been nine months.
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Close enough.
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Okay, so...
Trampoline world.
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We'll have
six four-by-four rebounders
over there,
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and two six-by-six on that base
in the back there.
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Kids jumping everywhere.
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3D dodgeball.
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Isn't all dodgeball 3D?
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Um, 4D dodgeball.
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Do people really wanna
go trampolining?
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Ah, trampolining is one
of the fastest growing sports
in America.
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Funny, I guess I missed
the Trampoline Superbowl
last year.
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Sorry, that's in poor taste.
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Look, boys, I loved your daddy,
all right?
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But he really never was
very good at math either.
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Look, what I'm trying to say is
y'all's numbers don't add up.
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You see, what happens
to Trampoline world
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if you don't make your nut
for the first two months, hmm?
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You shut her down?
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- Well, no, we just...
- No? So...
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how do you make payroll?
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How about you
just come in
for ten?
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Ten thousand?
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I could do that.
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What happens to my ten
if you don't sell
the other shares?
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Got anything, Steve?
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No. I lose it.
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Just what I thought.
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I just don't get it.
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Sorry, I'm out.
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- Why didn't you jump in?
- Honestly...
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I don't get the plan myself.
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You should go
on a vacation or something.
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Costa Rica,
Palm Beach would be nice.
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I mean, maybe right now
is not the right time
for Trampoline world.
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I mean, it might be
the right idea,
just not the right time.
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Well, it has to be.
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Huh?
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I already put down the deposit.
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A deposit? With what?
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To knock down the house.
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Kevin, you gotta be
fucking kidding me.
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Did you even read this thing?
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It's a lien.
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It's a fucking six month term.
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-Dude, you'll lose
your fucking home.
-Not...
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if Trampoline world succeeds.
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Trampolines. Are you kidding me?
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Seriously though,
the female fruit bat,
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she licks the male's cock
while they're having sex.
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How is that even possible?
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She bends. The female fruit bat
is very bendy.
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Well, but, isn't the tip
already up inside her?
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She doesn't lick
the head, jackass.
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She licks the shaft,
makes him fuck longer.
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Well, wouldn't that
make it shorter?
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Apparently not for a fruit bat.
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- Hello?
- Hey, it's me. It's Hank.
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- Oh. Hey, Hank.
- You missed my party, man.
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Yeah, uh, sorry about that.
Something uh, came up.
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I wanna do something
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-I can't understand.
-I'm talkingsex guaranteed, man.
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- What's "text guaranteed?"
- Not text, sex.
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Oh, sex.
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I'm here
with this amazing creature.
She's called Zade.
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She's amazing.
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Now, Zade... wants
to have sex with you.
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What, is she desperate?
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No, she's not desperate, okay?
This is her job.
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Oh, no, I'm not having sex
with a hooker.
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She's not a prostitute, okay?
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She's...
She's like a...
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an expert. Um...
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Let's say... a sexpert.
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She's just got
a lot of sex-pertise,
you know what I mean?
248
00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:29,490
Oh, uh, that's nice of you, man.
But, that's not really my thing.
249
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,930
Oh, come on, man. Relax!
250
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,260
This is real intimacy.
251
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:38,570
And frankly, it sounds
like you need it.
252
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:40,500
Uh, I don't understand
what you mean.
253
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:44,710
Think of her like a chef.
Like, you know, a chef,
that comes to somebody's house,
254
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:47,170
cooks up a meal,
but just for you.
255
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:50,480
And this chef makes
a thousand dollars an hour.
256
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,250
- A thousand dollars?
- Just... listen to me.
257
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,620
This is fate calling, Kevin.
258
00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:00,390
Drop the hammer,
get off the roof,
259
00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:03,290
and get your fucking ass
to my party.
260
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,360
Yo, Kev, what the hell is
"sex guaranteed," man?
261
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,770
That guy Hank just called me
and invited me over
to have sex with a hooker.
262
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,900
- Can you believe that?
- A prostitute?
263
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,100
He's out of his mind. I'm not
having sex with a hooker.
264
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:18,040
Hookers don't count.
265
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:21,010
- Everyone counts.
- Not hookers.
266
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,540
It's not the same another girl.
They're a subset.
267
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,910
So, what was
the thousand dollars about?
268
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,350
I guess that's how much
she costs.
269
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,850
A day?
270
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,120
I think an hour.
271
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,550
Oh, you gotta do it.
272
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,320
That'd be like fucking
a professor of sex.
273
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,920
She's gonna know
more shit than you've
ever even thought of.
274
00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:41,660
It's gonna be like,
like caving with like a miner.
275
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,760
Nah, nah, he's right. This could
be good for you, Kevin.
276
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:47,270
Just confront your fears.
This could break the curse.
277
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,500
Well, I'm not doing it.
It's just stupid, I'm going...
278
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,010
Oh, you're doing it.
279
00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,570
Man, and, dude might
throw you some cash
280
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,980
for you know,
your bouncing heads
and what not.
281
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:58,980
Yeah, I mean I guess I could
stop by, and then I wouldn't
have to have the sex, right?
282
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,020
I didn't say that shit.
283
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,550
"I guess" No, no, no.
Do the fucking math, Kev.
284
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:08,320
It's a rich guy getting
fucked up
in a goddamn mansion.
285
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,390
This is your investor.
286
00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:11,960
Come on, we're going right now.
287
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,660
I wanna go to the party.
288
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,870
- That's a weird motherfucker.
- That is fucked up.
289
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,440
Did we just not get invited
to the party?
290
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,340
- I guess not.
- That's some bullshit.
291
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,680
These are the rules
of Egg fight.
292
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,380
Open hand strikes only.
293
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,790
There will be no fists allowed.
294
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:40,450
Should the egg crack
on your mouth,
295
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,920
spit it out, stupid!
296
00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:44,960
Because you are
the vanquished man.
297
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,000
All right. Commence!
298
00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,110
You have offended me.
299
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,650
I think I'm gonna start
with the fastest growing stuff
first and then move
300
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,590
into our big vision
for the place.
301
00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:15,160
Maybe you wanna play along
a little bit before, you know,
you start asking for money.
302
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,230
Look, if I grab
the whole investment block
here today,
303
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,630
I mean, I can take Angie
to the place, I could show her
the lease...
304
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:23,330
Forget about Angie.
This is about money.
305
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,700
If this guy wants
to get you laid,
then let him get you laid.
306
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,670
You gotta do whatever
this guy wants,
307
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,740
so that he will give you
the money.
308
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:34,980
It's a logical investment.
309
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,280
I know it is.
310
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,550
Just go in there and have sex.
311
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,920
I'm not having sex, Steve.
312
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,090
Go on, get the fuck out of here.
313
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,060
Be a man.
314
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,330
Give me a min.
315
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,000
Hi. Um...
316
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,770
I was invited by the owner
of the house.
317
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,840
Ah, Jesus. Sorry. Um...
318
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,800
I'm taking a shit, bro.
319
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,400
Oh, um, sorry.
320
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:54,050
Go, go, go, go.
321
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:16,640
That's how you do it!
That's how you do it!
322
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:19,310
Get it!
323
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,780
You looking at me crazy?
I'll fuck you up, mister.
324
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,720
What do you say, Kevin?
You made it, buddy.
325
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,490
I thought you might
not show. Drink?
326
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:30,590
Yeah, sure.
327
00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:32,690
- Take a seat.
- This is the guy?
328
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,860
Kevin, I'd like to introduce you
to Zade.
329
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:39,900
Zade, this is Kevin.
330
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:46,410
Hi. I'm Zade.
331
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,340
- So, how's life, Kevin?
- Life's good.
332
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,160
There you go, Kev.
333
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,190
Try that.
334
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:04,960
You know that business
I was telling you about,
335
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,730
yeah, it's... trampolining.
336
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,400
Mmm. Jumping.
337
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,330
You got a business model
for that?
How do you monetize that?
338
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:16,170
Yeah. Um, trampolining is one
of the fastest growing sports
in America.
339
00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:18,940
They have them in schools now.
It's huge in Asia.
340
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,610
And how high do people get?
341
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,950
Well, three footers average,
but professionals get
a bit higher.
342
00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,180
- They got all kinds of stuff.
- Like what?
343
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,950
Well, there's
Sky Slam basketball.
344
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:34,660
Foam pits,
synchronized trampolining.
345
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,620
Synchronized trampolining?
346
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:39,160
- There's synchronized trampolining.
- -That's crazy.
347
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,830
Yeah, you just get
two trampolines side by side,
348
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,530
with some athletes on one
and the other and...
349
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:47,940
That's what you got there
on the metal section
at the Olympics.
350
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:50,170
Yeah, now we're
in the rhythm, see?
351
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,540
This is... this is great.
352
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,280
It feels pretty good.
353
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,840
- Yes!
- With weekend traffic,
354
00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:01,620
we expect 500,
and with an entry fee
of $12.20.
355
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,050
it's gonna be a real earner.
356
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:05,550
How many of these trampolines
have you got over at your place?
357
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:09,760
And how many people can actually
synchronize at any one time?
358
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,660
Oh, we're thinking of starting
with, you know, 30...
30 trampolines.
359
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,060
Ooh. Huh.
360
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,800
I could actually take you guys
there right now.
361
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,970
-Wait, wait, wait.
No, let's do...
-What?
362
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,770
Let's do... on the count
of three and then we'll do
like, a starjump.
363
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:23,840
- Okay.
- Okay.
364
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,970
One, two, three.
365
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,110
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
366
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:32,910
Let me tell you something,
that is a terrible investment.
367
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,920
Kids... they're
unreliable, fickle.
368
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:41,420
-Think about the liability.
What would happen to you?
-Carl, please. Come on, man.
369
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:43,620
He's speaking about his dream,
his passion.
370
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:45,390
His passion.
371
00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:48,430
Right!
372
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,870
I want you to two
to get to know each other,
have a little alone time, okay?
373
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:55,770
Citizens, everybody!
We're all moving
to the tennis court
374
00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:57,140
- right now.
- Tennis!
375
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,340
- Whoa, we'll come with you.
- No, no, no, no.
376
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:02,210
Zade here, she's going
to make everything all right.
377
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:03,280
Yeah, but...
378
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:05,710
I want this to happen.
379
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,710
Yeah.
380
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,920
Wait a minute,
how come she can't come with?
381
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,650
Carl! Tennis court, man,
come on!
382
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,600
Okay. Um...
383
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,260
- Hi again.
- Hi.
384
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:27,930
You guys head to the game room,
385
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,900
grab the rackets,
I'll meet you on the court.
386
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,310
We got it. Hey,
where are you going?
387
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,010
Putting on my whites.
388
00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:40,410
Do you wanna watch me
touch myself?
389
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:43,680
I'd fucking love to cum.
390
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:46,120
I get really wet really quick.
391
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:49,190
Um, that is cool.
392
00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:51,020
Um, what do you like?
393
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:52,630
I'll do anything.
394
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,560
Want me to be someone, hmm?
395
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:57,500
Who do you want me to be?
396
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,230
It's not that.
You don't understand, okay?
397
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:04,710
None of this was your fault.
398
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:09,680
I was broken and useless
before you left me.
399
00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:13,380
It's like I don't even
know how...
400
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,580
regular people breathe anymore.
401
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:24,290
And I, I love you and I wanna,
I wanna thank you for being
so patient with me
402
00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:27,260
for so long.
403
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,860
- Ya!
- Ya!
404
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:31,000
- Ya!
- Ya!
405
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,740
There will be a lot
of porking now.
406
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:39,070
I will be shtupping you, oh ya!
407
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,710
- Ya!
- Well, I've learned now...
408
00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:46,210
that I'm not good enough
for you, Karen.
409
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,180
Never was.
410
00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:55,320
Not even good enough
for this world anymore.
411
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,590
But for once...
412
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,800
for once I'm gonna do
the right thing.
413
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,340
Au revoir, Cherie.
414
00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,170
Au revoir.
415
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,680
I like that.
416
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:18,850
I like that a lot.
417
00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:21,210
Feel how wet I get.
418
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,220
Yup. But, um...
419
00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:31,930
Look, you're so hot, okay?
It's not you, it's me.
420
00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:33,330
What do you want?
421
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:35,700
You wanna get weird?
422
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,830
No, I don't wanna get weird.
423
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,970
I want to fuck you.
424
00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:47,110
- Okay.
- I'm getting paid to fuck you.
425
00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:49,240
If I don't fuck you, I look bad,
426
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,610
and this is a new gig for me,
427
00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,850
so how about you just
let me fuck you
428
00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,550
and we both go
about our business.
429
00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:57,750
Look, obviously, I want to,
okay? You're beautiful.
430
00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:00,990
But, I'm on a hiatus right now.
431
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:04,420
There's this other girl, okay?
Well, it's her hiatus, really.
432
00:24:04,430 --> 00:24:07,030
But I just... I'm not
having sex right now, okay?
433
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,260
I'm, I'm happy to lie for you.
434
00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:11,770
- I'm a good salesman.
- Oh, fuck you.
435
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,540
He won't fuck me, sorry Hank.
436
00:24:19,810 --> 00:24:21,240
I will fuck her.
437
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,640
I actually don't.
438
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,150
It'll make you feel better,
Kevin, please.
439
00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:29,680
I'm not gonna beg him.
We were having fun
before this asswipe showed up.
440
00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:31,990
I'm sorry, I'll go.
441
00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:34,960
You're not going!
How's about that?
442
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,320
Kevin here wants
to win his lady back
443
00:24:37,330 --> 00:24:40,230
and thinks that celibacy is
the way to go.
444
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,800
Not always the way, you know?
445
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,930
Absolutely not! If you really
want her back,
446
00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:47,130
the first thing you should do is
fuck me.
447
00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:49,400
She makes
a compelling argument, Kev.
448
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,710
Why don't we just go
somewhere quiet
so we can at least talk?
449
00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:01,310
Look, if I told you the reason
I don't wanna do it,
you'd understand.
450
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,150
No one's judging here.
It's a house rule.
451
00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:06,790
This is
a no-judgment zone, okay?
452
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,920
It's personal. It's...
453
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,560
I've got this problem...
454
00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:15,760
with my dick.
455
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,300
-Is it a wart?
-No, it's not that kinda thing.
It's...
456
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,200
It's like my dick is cursed.
457
00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:25,240
What?
458
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,110
There's no such thing
as a cursed dick.
459
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:30,980
Really? 'Cause I've fucked
things up in my life
and all because of my dick.
460
00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,780
And I've decided to just kinda
leave it alone for a while.
461
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,750
You're leaving your dick alone?
462
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:40,250
Yes. Look, I get it, all right?
I'm a freak, but...
463
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:42,460
Don't call yourself a freak.
464
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:44,760
You can share anything with us.
465
00:25:51,070 --> 00:25:53,570
The first time
I jerked off, right?
466
00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:56,900
I'm in bed sick,
home from school, and...
467
00:25:56,910 --> 00:26:02,340
I'm watching TV
and the shuttle Columbia
breaks apart on re-entry.
468
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:05,680
You think you made
the space shuttle explode.
469
00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:08,050
Indirectly.
470
00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:11,620
Kevin, that was an accident.
You can't take that personally.
471
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,290
First girl I had sex with
almost died.
472
00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:20,560
Zade, please.
473
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,800
I'm serious. We were 16.
And we'd been dating
for about a month.
474
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:29,570
Well, their parents were
out of town so we had
a little wine.
475
00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:33,170
Well, we started making out,
and I finally get this condom on
476
00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:35,110
and I'm going in and out
477
00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:40,650
and we're making noises
and she starts to scream,
so I think I'm doing awesome.
478
00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:42,480
But then...
479
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,590
she ruptured a cyst
or something.
480
00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:47,350
And she has to have surgery.
481
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,590
And for the next three days,
we're in the hospital.
482
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,330
She had them before she met you.
483
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,900
You're missing the point.
484
00:26:55,900 --> 00:27:00,930
Nine months ago, I was engaged
to the most wonderful girl
in the world.
485
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:04,540
We were at our joint bachelor
and bachelorette party.
486
00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:27,630
Wait a minute, that's not
you being cursed.
487
00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:31,300
That's you getting caught
getting a blowjob
off a stripper.
488
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,670
Yeah, because I'm
a horny asshole
489
00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:34,030
and I just should have said no.
490
00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:37,570
Anyways, I tried
to explain myself.
491
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,410
Angie, wait.
492
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:44,980
Angie, she tied my hands! Angie!
493
00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:47,110
She moved out the next day.
494
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,020
Because of my dick,
I lost the one thing
I truly cared about.
495
00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:58,090
I mean, that's the saddest story
I've ever heard.
496
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:04,100
His dick isn't cursed.
He just got caught cheating.
End of story.
497
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:08,570
No, no. That's way
too many things
to happen to one guy.
498
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:11,400
He lost his one true love.
499
00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:13,570
There's nothing worse
in the whole world.
500
00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:16,080
He's just a narcissist.
501
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,380
How am I a narcissist?
502
00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:22,120
You think the world revolves
around your dick.
503
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,120
I don't want it to,
it just does.
504
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,620
No. Shit happens.
It's just life.
505
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,390
Didn't you hear his story?
506
00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:31,220
This man is cursed.
507
00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:35,430
This is
fucking ridiculous.
None of this is connected.
508
00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:37,960
Let's just have sex.
Nothing bad is gonna happen.
509
00:28:37,970 --> 00:28:39,500
Are you serious, right now?
510
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,670
After everything I just told you
511
00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,240
you still wanna
have sex with me?
512
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,700
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
513
00:28:44,710 --> 00:28:45,910
And we don't have to have sex,
514
00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:48,440
I can just
touch it a little bit,
515
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,980
Just do it, Kev. Give it a try.
516
00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:53,580
See, isn't that nice?
517
00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:58,790
-Guys, Carl's in trouble.
We need help. Come on.
-Oh, shit!
518
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,620
Fucking...
519
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:08,960
Jesus.
520
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,400
It won't go down.
521
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,500
Yeah. Too many
little blue pills, baby.
522
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,470
Oh, shit!
523
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:17,140
Oh, there's
something wrong here.
524
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:19,370
- I'm in pain!
- Carl.
525
00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:21,410
Be honest with me
how many did you take?
526
00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:23,910
A 130 milligrams.
527
00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:25,550
God, man.
528
00:29:25,550 --> 00:29:28,980
You're not a rhinoceros.
Get some ice, Kevin. Now!
529
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,620
Oh my god.
530
00:29:38,890 --> 00:29:40,030
Breathe, breathe.
531
00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:41,230
- I got ice.
- All right.
532
00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:43,460
The hell is this?
533
00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:45,700
Ready?
534
00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:51,370
- No! No!
- Hold on.
535
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,910
-Okay. Okay.
-All right, Carl.
Listen, you got this.
536
00:29:56,910 --> 00:29:58,810
You can do this,
I know you can, all right?
537
00:29:58,810 --> 00:30:01,410
It's like an itch. You just
have to disassociate
yourself from it.
538
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,150
Fucking itch!
539
00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:06,020
Trust him, Carl.
540
00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:09,060
Okay, look. I haven't had sex
in nine months, okay?
I know what I'm doing.
541
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,020
Just listen to me, right.
542
00:30:11,030 --> 00:30:14,190
What I want you to do is
imagine you're Anne Frank.
543
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:18,000
Remember the
little Jewish girl
in the attic?
544
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,330
She had to lie real quietly
otherwise they were
gonna shoot her.
545
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,700
- I remember fucking Anne Frank!
- Okay.
546
00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:26,110
All right.
Just close your eyes,
you're in the attic.
547
00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:29,040
You can hear the sound
of the boots on the cobblestone.
548
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,680
Don't make a sound, okay?
Don't even move.
549
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,480
Otherwise the Nazis are
gonna get you.
550
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,850
I don't give a fuck
about the fucking Nazis!
My cock is going to explode.
551
00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,650
Please take me to the hospital.
552
00:30:39,650 --> 00:30:43,590
Carl, what you've got is called
Priapism. No hospitals.
553
00:30:43,590 --> 00:30:46,560
I know a better place.
Zade, straight ahead.
554
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,090
Whatever you say, boss.
555
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:59,370
Do you ever notice how...
people are only really real
when they're sick,
556
00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:01,510
- or they're dying.
- Or orgasming.
557
00:31:01,510 --> 00:31:03,080
Bad things always come from sex.
558
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,580
Oh, shut up.
559
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:08,010
It's true. Without sex
there wouldn't be fighting,
divorce, wars.
560
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,150
What the fuck
are you talking about?
561
00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:14,590
Without sex, there is also
no release, no fun.
562
00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:19,230
Okay. Bad things come
from recreational sex.
563
00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:21,360
What's recreational sex to you?
564
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,800
Careless sex.
Sex that nobody put
any thought into.
565
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,130
Oh my God, you are a freak.
566
00:31:32,410 --> 00:31:36,380
- What's in this?
- IV therapy. They had
my recipe on file.
567
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:38,780
- Fuck yeah.
- I'm serious.
568
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:41,380
I'm not gonna let
this guy's life be ruined.
569
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,850
How are you gonna do that?
570
00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:44,980
That's nice, Hank,
but there's nothing
you can do.
571
00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:46,420
I need to just...
572
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:49,890
make my business a success
and hope that Angie sees
I've changed.
573
00:31:50,690 --> 00:31:54,390
Yes. That's it. You got it!
574
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,160
You're gonna go to Angie's,
575
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,030
you're gonna tell her that
your trampoline thingy's
got off the ground
576
00:31:58,030 --> 00:32:01,400
-and you're a new man.
You're a genius!
-Yeah, but...
577
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,740
- But that's not true.
- It is true.
578
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:05,270
You let me fix this,
579
00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:08,610
and I'll invest
in trampoline world.
580
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,540
What?
581
00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:12,950
I'll give you the money.
582
00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:16,620
You're, you're gonna
give me the money?
583
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,850
I'll give you
the startup funds, yes.
584
00:32:18,850 --> 00:32:21,820
How much can it cost?
250, 300 grand?
585
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:24,890
I need 60,000 dollars.
586
00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:31,660
You only need 60 grand
to start a business in America?
587
00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:34,630
What a fucking great country
this is, huh?
588
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,000
All right, I'm gonna
get you the money.
589
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,770
We're gonna go talk to her,
tell her all about it,
590
00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:39,810
we're gonna clean
this whole mess up today.
591
00:32:39,810 --> 00:32:44,240
We can't go see her today.
I mean, I need to make sure
the business is up and running,
592
00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:45,850
- and then...
- No.
593
00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:49,050
No. We're doing it today.
We're doing it now.
594
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,750
I'm not letting
your one true love get away.
595
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:54,820
We are going
to her house right now.
596
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:58,120
I'm not letting you make
the same mistakes I've made.
597
00:32:58,130 --> 00:33:00,830
I'm gonna get this done
if it's the last thing I do.
598
00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:05,060
Why are you being
so nice to me, Hank?
599
00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:13,370
Love is the most important thing
in the world, man.
600
00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:15,010
It's what everything is about.
601
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,010
Without love,
you got nothing. Zero.
602
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,020
I'm not letting
you disappear, Kev.
603
00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:24,020
Come on.
604
00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,960
- Really?
- Hello darling.
605
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,790
Can I borrow a pen, please?
606
00:33:30,790 --> 00:33:34,260
This is my only pen.
I need it for my charts.
607
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,230
I'm good for it.
I cross my heart.
608
00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:39,370
Thank you.
609
00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:41,170
Let's see that arm.
610
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:42,700
Uh, 60, right?
611
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:45,070
- Yeah.
- Okay.
612
00:33:45,070 --> 00:33:48,010
Let's make it 80.
What's the date today?
613
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:50,010
The 31st.
614
00:33:50,010 --> 00:33:51,380
31st.
615
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:54,110
- Hank?
- There we are.
616
00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:55,920
Yeah.
617
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,850
I don't... I don't know
what to say.
618
00:33:58,850 --> 00:34:01,790
Just get the girl back.
Then we're all square.
619
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:04,060
I'll see you outside.
620
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,730
So, how did you get into
this line of work?
621
00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:13,900
My momma was a drug addict.
622
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:16,040
She introduced me to it.
623
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,270
My daddy skipped out on us
when I was 12.
624
00:34:20,070 --> 00:34:22,040
I'm fucking with you.
625
00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:24,340
I like sex.
626
00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:27,710
I pretty much fuck everyone I go
on a date with anyway
627
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:30,350
so I thought
I might as well
get paid for it.
628
00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:32,990
- Isn't it dangerous?
- No.
629
00:34:32,990 --> 00:34:35,190
- What if you don't wanna do it?
- I don't do it.
630
00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:37,520
- Isn't it degrading? I mean...
- Here's the deal.
631
00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:40,690
Sandy's gonna stay with Carl.
I've given her combat pay.
632
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:43,160
So she's gonna get him up
and moving out.
633
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,970
I feel fantastic.
634
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,500
Okay. Pop the trunk,
I'm gonna change.
635
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,970
Thank you, Zade.
636
00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:55,370
Always gotta be prepared.
637
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:08,960
Okay. So, let's focus.
Where do we find this Angie?
638
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,990
Well, I can't just show up
at her work.
639
00:35:11,530 --> 00:35:13,390
Why not? What does she do?
640
00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:14,690
Well, she's a school teacher.
641
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,730
Of course, she is.
I love teachers.
642
00:35:17,730 --> 00:35:20,200
What does she teach?
Reading? Math?
643
00:35:20,530 --> 00:35:21,930
P.E.
644
00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:26,010
-She doesn't teach trampolining
by any chance?
-No.
645
00:35:26,010 --> 00:35:28,840
I mean, she does
but that's not all she does.
646
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,480
- I mean, she...
- I love this.
647
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,050
We're gonna go to the school.
She'll be getting off soon.
648
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:35,620
You're gonna
tell her you're sorry
in front of the kids.
649
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,220
It'll be like
in all those films.
650
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,290
Then the kids will
tell her to kiss you.
651
00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:41,250
It'll be great.
652
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:43,260
I don't think we should go
anywhere near her work.
653
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:46,390
Do you want the 80 grand or not?
654
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,300
Oh, boy.
655
00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:01,840
Okay.
656
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,910
You're gonna go in there,
you're gonna tell her
you're a big success now,
657
00:36:04,910 --> 00:36:06,410
and that you want her back.
658
00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:11,080
And why is she gonna believe
that I'm some big success now?
659
00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:12,920
Because you got my IOU.
660
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,960
- Yeah, written on my arm.
- It sure is.
661
00:36:17,890 --> 00:36:20,560
Okay. Then I'll take a photo.
662
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,060
I'll take a picture of your arm
and it'll act a legal note.
663
00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:26,100
Why don't you just
write him a check?
664
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,000
Yep, okay.
What's your name, Kevin?
665
00:36:31,010 --> 00:36:34,210
Uh, MacDonald. M-A-C, MacDonald.
666
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,510
All right. We're gonna
wait for you here.
667
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,550
This is a bad idea.
668
00:36:42,550 --> 00:36:45,520
-I mean...
-First of all,
it's not a bad idea.
669
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,290
Okay? And frankly,
670
00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:50,560
personally, I'm insulted
with your negativity.
671
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,060
You've gotta show this woman
672
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:53,990
that you're invested
in her, man.
673
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,330
You can't just send her
a fucking email.
674
00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:59,800
You gotta do something dramatic,
that's romantic.
675
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,930
Yeah, but...
676
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,270
it's just not normal.
677
00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:07,770
Well, let me tell you something,
Kevin MacDonald.
678
00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:10,110
All grand passions are abnormal.
679
00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:14,110
That's what makes them grand.
680
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,650
Go get 'em, kid.
681
00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:20,650
Here goes nothing.
682
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,260
Hey, should we go with him?
683
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,500
Man, I hated school.
684
00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:36,600
- Me too.
- I loved it.
685
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,140
Best time of my life.
686
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,540
Being a kid.
687
00:37:43,650 --> 00:37:47,410
Is this whole trampolining thing
a ploy to get her back?
688
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,850
No.
689
00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:52,350
-You know she didn't leave you
because of the blowjob.
-Shh, come on.
690
00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:54,020
No, but she did.
691
00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:56,720
No. No one ever
leaves someone
because of sex.
692
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,660
What are you talking about?
People leave each other
all the time because of affairs.
693
00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:02,960
They don't. They leave
because they don't
love each other enough.
694
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,030
And that's why
the affair happens.
695
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:09,600
Well, I love Angie. Always have.
696
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,740
- Not enough. You wouldn't have
gotten a blowjob if you did.
697
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:14,370
Here we go, game time.
698
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:16,140
Can I help you?
699
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:18,810
Uh, yeah. We're here to see
Angie Cooper.
700
00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:20,080
And who are you?
701
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,080
I'm just a friend,
an old friend of hers.
702
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,320
And who are you two?
703
00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:26,320
We're new friends.
704
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,990
I remember
the chairs being bigger.
Does everyone say that?
705
00:38:31,490 --> 00:38:35,090
Miss Cooper isn't in today,
she's ill.
706
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:36,930
Oh, god. What's wrong with her?
707
00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:39,470
Well, I can't divulge
personal information.
708
00:38:39,470 --> 00:38:41,370
I'd be happy
to send her a message.
709
00:38:41,370 --> 00:38:43,070
Great, yeah. If you could
just tell her that Kevin...
710
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:45,540
No, no, that's fine.
Uh, I'll call her.
711
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:47,210
- Mmhmm.
- Thanks.
712
00:38:48,510 --> 00:38:49,280
Lame.
713
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,140
- Lovely school.
- Thank you.
714
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:57,650
♪ I've got it made
I've got 'em bayin ♪
715
00:38:57,650 --> 00:38:59,790
We're gonna spread out.
716
00:38:59,790 --> 00:39:02,660
She's sick, so she's vulnerable.
717
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:05,520
We need to put together
a care package that says
"I love you,"
718
00:39:05,530 --> 00:39:09,200
that says "I'm gonna
look after you forever."
719
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,700
I'll take aisles one and two,
Kevin, three and four,
Zade, five and six.
720
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,100
How long have you known him?
721
00:39:19,810 --> 00:39:21,810
Nine hours, give or take.
722
00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:29,150
You think this is
a good idea?
723
00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:31,920
Wouldn't you think it was weird
if your ex showed up
at your house
724
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,520
with a stranger and a pros...
725
00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:37,760
Another lady?
726
00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:41,460
I'd probably find that weird.
727
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,660
But that's also why I like it.
728
00:39:44,430 --> 00:39:45,660
You'd like it?
729
00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:47,200
Why not? Shows imagination.
730
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,500
Maybe but Angie's not like you.
731
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,670
How is she different?
732
00:39:51,670 --> 00:39:54,840
I don't know. She just doesn't
talk about sex all the time.
733
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,250
I get it. Holy shit.
You're a fucking prude.
734
00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:04,220
- I'm not a prude.
- Then why do you squirm
735
00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:06,620
at any mention
of anything sexual?
736
00:40:06,850 --> 00:40:08,090
Prudish.
737
00:40:08,090 --> 00:40:11,020
Not prudish. I am not prudish.
Not at all.
738
00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:12,430
Then prove it.
739
00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:15,860
What are three words
that when put together
get nasty?
740
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,800
I'm not doing this.
741
00:40:18,730 --> 00:40:22,230
Puny. Blood. Fuck.
742
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:25,540
- Would you stop?
- Aw, you can't think of any?
743
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:28,310
- Three words.
- I'm not playing, Zade.
744
00:40:29,210 --> 00:40:31,540
You are not very mad at me,
are you, Kev?
745
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,780
- Smelly poop truck.
- That's it!
746
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:38,880
Three more, disgust me.
747
00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:42,520
You know, you're really smart,
748
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,220
and really pretty,
749
00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:46,490
you don't have
to be so aggressive.
750
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,430
Ever raise your voice, Kevvo?
751
00:40:50,430 --> 00:40:54,170
Ever get mad and just let rip?
752
00:40:54,770 --> 00:40:57,540
Anal, lick, prolapse.
753
00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,970
Baggy, vag, mouse!
754
00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:00,610
Oh!
755
00:41:00,610 --> 00:41:03,280
I'm really sorry,
I was just making a joke.
756
00:41:03,740 --> 00:41:05,240
Well, what was the joke?
757
00:41:06,450 --> 00:41:07,610
Excuse me?
758
00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:09,880
I didn't hear it.
What was the joke?
759
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,550
- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
760
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,920
Isabel.
761
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,160
Isabel who?
762
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,830
Isabel necessary
on that bicycle?
763
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:23,530
Shit, I'm sorry I even asked.
764
00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:29,300
I thought that was funny.
765
00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:43,750
We totally fell apart
back there.
766
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,790
- I did not!
- No, you did.
767
00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:48,850
Like a little girl.
768
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:51,660
And that isn't
technically a word by the way.
769
00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:54,060
Well, you're not
technically a businessman.
770
00:41:54,060 --> 00:41:56,400
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
771
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,230
Look at you, you look
like a guy who cleans a pool.
772
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,870
- Ew?
- She's right.
773
00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:03,340
We gotta get you looking sharp.
774
00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:05,640
Like Angie's idea
of an entrepreneur.
775
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,770
Let's go shopping.
776
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:08,940
Come on.
777
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:13,880
I'm doing this for you, Kev,
come on!
778
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,990
Is it true
what they say about guys
with medium-sized feet?
779
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,290
Zade, pick out a pair
if you want.
780
00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:28,460
No, thanks. Not really my style.
781
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:30,760
Should I have
gotten Carl a suit?
782
00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:33,470
You know what,
I haven't heard from Sandy.
783
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:37,300
All right,
so when she opens the door,
what should I say again?
784
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,840
You're telling her
that you've succeeded.
785
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,810
Okay? You're gonna
show her the check,
and that you're sorry.
786
00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:48,750
That's... that's too strange.
787
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,950
All right. Tell her
that without her...
788
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:55,250
you're nothing but a shadow.
789
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,020
Tell her that...
790
00:42:57,860 --> 00:42:58,890
your heart...
791
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:02,430
is like a mold hedgehog...
792
00:43:02,430 --> 00:43:05,000
smashed up against the blades
of a lawnmower.
793
00:43:06,370 --> 00:43:08,400
Zade, what do you think
I should say?
794
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,940
Tell her you want
to much her pussy.
795
00:43:16,210 --> 00:43:17,810
- How's that fit?
- Oh...
796
00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,080
It's a bit roomy.
797
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,880
Hey Zade, keep trying Sandy,
will you?
798
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,050
Hank, you need
a new phone.
799
00:43:26,050 --> 00:43:30,690
Yeah, I'd go down half a size,
Kev, I mean, it all depends
on the choice of sock.
800
00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:32,860
Yeah, I'll go down
half a size.
801
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:33,960
I agree. Here.
802
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:37,360
What would you say?
Seriously, Zade.
803
00:43:38,330 --> 00:43:41,100
Maybe don't talk about yourself
so much.
804
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,500
Tell her
that she's your miracle,
805
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:47,070
that without her
your life means nothing.
806
00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:51,480
Tell her that she's
more beautiful than
a full moon in Montana
807
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,750
or the poetry of Rumi,
808
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:58,850
or any other beautiful thing
that man or nature has yet made.
809
00:43:58,850 --> 00:44:05,160
Tell her that she's a genius
of Einstein-Ian proportions.
810
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,060
And that she's sexy,
811
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,630
and does sexy well.
812
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:14,330
And that you really, really,
really love her.
813
00:44:20,270 --> 00:44:23,980
Wow. Say, that was really...
it was really good.
814
00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:25,540
That's an handsome fit, sir.
815
00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:27,750
Great, we'll take 'em.
816
00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:34,020
Let's run for it.
817
00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,060
Stop! Wait!
818
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:39,590
Come on, people! Come on!
819
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,030
We got this.
820
00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,840
It wasn't the clerk's fault.
821
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,410
Those plastic tags are
a nuisance.
822
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,910
But a straight razor gives us
a concealed weapon.
823
00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:34,580
I have a collection.
That's an antique.
824
00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:36,520
That doesn't mean
that you can carry it.
825
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,650
I sincerely apologize, Officers.
826
00:45:38,650 --> 00:45:41,090
Look, you have to understand
where we're coming from.
827
00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:44,590
You were running through a place
of business with a weapon.
828
00:45:44,590 --> 00:45:46,660
It was all part
of a romantic gesture.
829
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,260
My... my friend here lost
his true love.
830
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:52,770
We're giving him a makeover.
He's gonna win her back.
831
00:45:52,770 --> 00:45:54,070
Come on, guys.
832
00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:59,670
I'm not against
romantic gestures per Se.
833
00:45:59,670 --> 00:46:01,910
It's true. He's not.
834
00:46:01,910 --> 00:46:04,780
Officer, it was
a misunderstanding, come on.
835
00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:09,920
I'm moved by your argument.
836
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,480
So I'm gonna let you go
with a warning.
837
00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:13,990
But we're gonna keep the razor.
838
00:46:14,450 --> 00:46:16,120
Thank you, Officers.
839
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,520
Give love, get love, sir.
840
00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:19,930
Can I give you a hug?
841
00:46:28,130 --> 00:46:29,900
Now that's unfortunate.
842
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:45,350
I can't believe
they couldn't look
the other way.
843
00:46:45,350 --> 00:46:47,620
Drugs are drugs,
they couldn't have looked
the other way.
844
00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:50,120
You're
such a fucking prude.
845
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,420
Where are we going?
846
00:46:51,430 --> 00:46:53,360
I need shoes.
847
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,960
Hang out in the car.
848
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,200
Where are we?
849
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,900
Look, wait in the car.
I'll be back in a minute.
850
00:46:59,270 --> 00:47:00,270
Zade?
851
00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:02,470
Is this your brothel?
852
00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:04,270
No-one says brothel.
853
00:47:12,810 --> 00:47:14,850
Jesus, Zade.
What the hell
are you doing?
854
00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:22,750
You fucker.
855
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,530
Come on, Zade.
856
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,170
Jesus, they're all at it.
857
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,110
What the fuck!
858
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,010
Fuck it.
859
00:48:27,290 --> 00:48:28,720
Where are you, Zade?
860
00:48:31,190 --> 00:48:32,320
May I help you?
861
00:48:32,330 --> 00:48:33,730
No, no.
862
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,760
I'm here to see Zade.
863
00:48:37,430 --> 00:48:39,870
- Zade?
- Yeah. Zade. Uh...
864
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,030
I think she works here.
865
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,240
Well, that's funny
866
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:46,570
'cause it's just my family
as far as I know
867
00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:49,140
and, well, some might
call that work, I...
868
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:50,610
Sorry, um...
869
00:48:51,510 --> 00:48:52,840
Must be the wrong address.
870
00:48:53,450 --> 00:48:54,710
Kev?
871
00:48:55,550 --> 00:48:57,720
I told you to wait in the car.
872
00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:59,020
I'll be down in a minute.
873
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,190
I think you should come in.
874
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:18,570
Okay. Lemon juice,
sugar and water.
875
00:49:18,570 --> 00:49:21,040
Tell me if it needs
anything else.
876
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,680
And how exactly
do you know Millie?
877
00:49:26,350 --> 00:49:27,280
Millie?
878
00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:30,780
Uh, Millicent, my daughter.
879
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,420
Oh. Um...
880
00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:35,120
We met through a mutual friend.
881
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,120
- Mutual friend.
- Uh, work friend, really.
882
00:49:38,130 --> 00:49:42,290
Kevin,
are you a rider, too?
883
00:49:42,860 --> 00:49:43,800
No.
884
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,030
Well, what is it exactly
that you do?
885
00:49:48,270 --> 00:49:49,570
I'm in construction.
886
00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:53,170
Mmm. My daughter knows people
in construction?
887
00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:56,740
Well, a mutual friend
through party and then,
888
00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:59,440
and Millie was there.
889
00:49:59,450 --> 00:50:00,950
Was Monique there?
890
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,310
No.
891
00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:08,150
Monique is a friend of Millie's.
Great tits.
892
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,960
She used to come over
and do backstrokes in our pool
every afternoon.
893
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,230
What a lovely way
to spend an hour.
894
00:50:14,230 --> 00:50:18,230
Watching her tits go up
and down the pool.
895
00:50:18,930 --> 00:50:21,970
Up and down, and flopping down.
896
00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:26,370
I'm actually getting out
of construction. Uh...
897
00:50:26,370 --> 00:50:27,740
Gonna start my own business.
898
00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:29,310
I'm gonna call it
"Trampoline World."
899
00:50:29,310 --> 00:50:32,580
It's gonna be
this amusement park
in the warehouse district.
900
00:50:32,580 --> 00:50:35,250
We're gonna have
Sky Slam basketball,
901
00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:36,880
uh, foam pits.
902
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,820
-We actually have a lot of...
-Kevin, there's nothing wrong
with construction.
903
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:41,720
We should split.
904
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,320
If you'd like
I could send you
some literature.
905
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,360
Trampolining is one
of the fastest growing sports
in America.
906
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,590
It actually just got featured
in Delta's Sky magazine.
907
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,630
Our friend's been arrested,
we should go.
908
00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:54,030
- Arrested, for what?
- Drugs.
909
00:50:54,030 --> 00:50:57,800
Millie has
such colorful friends.
910
00:50:57,810 --> 00:50:59,740
What's Monique doing these days?
911
00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:01,070
Okay, let's go.
912
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:05,010
Thank you for the lemon stuff.
913
00:51:07,410 --> 00:51:09,550
- Shut up.
- I didn't say anything.
914
00:51:09,550 --> 00:51:11,880
- You were thinking it.
- Nope.
915
00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:16,620
I'm not a liar, I just
don't feel the need to tell
everyone everything.
916
00:51:16,620 --> 00:51:18,060
Okay.
917
00:51:18,060 --> 00:51:20,290
- Don't judge me.
- I'm not.
918
00:51:21,730 --> 00:51:22,930
You have
a beautiful home.
919
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,500
It's really nice.
920
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:35,110
You really shouldn't be
doing this, you know?
921
00:51:35,110 --> 00:51:38,280
I mean, any guy
with half a brain
would call you back.
922
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:41,150
You could have,
like a really great job.
923
00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:43,150
I have a job.
924
00:51:43,980 --> 00:51:46,250
Yeah, but it's... it's dirty.
925
00:51:47,690 --> 00:51:49,320
It's not like you need
the money.
926
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:53,660
Are you fucking kidding me?
927
00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:55,960
- What?
- You are judging me, asshole!
928
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,900
The only reason you're
going through with any of this
is because of that check.
929
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:03,240
Oh, and who is it that charges
a thousand dollars an hour
for their company?
930
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,700
Parasites!
931
00:52:04,710 --> 00:52:06,740
Yeah, well, at least I'm not
pretending to be something
I'm not.
932
00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:10,040
Pretending to be some kind
of hooker or something,
it's rude to hookers.
933
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,910
People don't work at McDonalds
934
00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:13,910
because they like it,
it's a job!
935
00:52:13,910 --> 00:52:16,550
-Your slumming
in it is bullshit.
-Fuck you.
936
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,150
Tourist.
937
00:52:20,490 --> 00:52:22,850
I'm going to get Hank,
I'm driving him home,
938
00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:25,560
and then this whole
fucking shit is over.
939
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,200
♪ Nobody knows
940
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,370
♪ The trouble I've seen
941
00:52:34,370 --> 00:52:35,830
- Let's try that one more time.
- -Okay.
942
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,240
No! Okay.
One, two, three, four.
943
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:43,380
♪ Nobody knowsThe trouble I've seen ♪
944
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:46,210
Fuck, we're good at this, man.
We should take this on the road.
945
00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:48,110
- You and me.
- Enough of this shit.
946
00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:56,820
Hey, isn't there something
we could do to expedite this?
947
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:58,890
And who might you be?
948
00:52:59,730 --> 00:53:02,590
Um, I was hired by him.
949
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:06,970
Lawyer?
950
00:53:06,970 --> 00:53:09,500
No. Personal adviser.
951
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:13,410
Well, you need a lawyer
to be your personal adviser
in here.
952
00:53:13,410 --> 00:53:16,640
Why don't you take a seat,
and then the judge will see him
in an hour or so?
953
00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:18,580
Keep smiling.
954
00:53:21,650 --> 00:53:25,180
No physical body contactbeyond initial
955
00:53:25,190 --> 00:53:27,820
and supporting embrace
will be tolerated,
956
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:30,490
and will result in termination
of the visit.
957
00:53:39,030 --> 00:53:40,200
You like barbecue?
958
00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:43,700
Might as well talk
since we're stuck here.
959
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,940
My name's Sonny.
960
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,470
I'm Zade.
961
00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:51,140
Hey man, why don't you just
give her a break, okay?
She's had a tough day.
962
00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:53,410
Zade, why not come sit here?
963
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,350
I'm fine, thank you.
964
00:53:57,980 --> 00:54:00,690
She's fine, thank you.
965
00:54:00,690 --> 00:54:06,460
So, I got this sauce called
"Smokin but not Broken"
966
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,360
Hey, don't, don't do that.
Don't touch her leg.
967
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,100
It's not okay to touch...
people you don't know.
968
00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:13,500
Occasional hand-holdingis acceptable.
969
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:17,140
Whoa there, brother. I didn't
even know y'all were together.
970
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,340
We don't have to be together
to care about each other.
971
00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:25,310
I'm waiting in the car.
972
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:33,250
It's not okay
to touch people
you don't know?
973
00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:37,460
So what kinda stuff
do you write?
974
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,190
Stories.
975
00:54:40,990 --> 00:54:43,460
Short ones mostly.
976
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:48,330
I'm writing one now
about this woman who is
having an affair with this guy,
977
00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:51,540
and then she finds out
that she is only one of many.
978
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:54,440
It's called
"The other 'other' woman."
979
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,540
I think you'd be a good writer.
980
00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:02,310
- You do?
- Sure.
981
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,780
Why?
982
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:04,980
'Cause you take chances,
983
00:55:04,990 --> 00:55:06,750
you say things
other people won't.
984
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:08,820
You're different.
985
00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:10,490
You should feel good
about who you are.
986
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,330
It's the death of romance.
987
00:55:17,530 --> 00:55:20,600
We're living through the murder
of romance.
988
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,470
- Get it?
- I get you. Yeah.
989
00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:26,940
When you're in love,
people do things
they normally wouldn't.
990
00:55:26,940 --> 00:55:30,080
I was sitting there, imagining
the rest of our lives together.
991
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,740
We get a villa in Italy,
992
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:36,080
she makes the lunch,
I till the land.
993
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,090
Our kids are running
through the sunflower field.
994
00:55:41,950 --> 00:55:43,520
That's fucking beautiful.
995
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,790
Yeah.
996
00:55:48,630 --> 00:55:50,430
There will be
trampolines everywhere.
997
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:55,170
People bouncing around,
just good clean American fun,
you know?
998
00:55:55,170 --> 00:55:59,440
You're a very strange person,
Kevin MacDonald.
999
00:56:00,510 --> 00:56:02,510
There is gonna be
a juice bar over there.
1000
00:56:02,510 --> 00:56:04,540
A juice bar is not sexy.
1001
00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:07,510
-It's not meant to be sexy.
-Well, then people aren't
gonna come.
1002
00:56:08,210 --> 00:56:09,780
What are you calling it?
1003
00:56:11,950 --> 00:56:13,120
Trampoline World.
1004
00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:16,350
No, you're not calling it that.
1005
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,160
All right,
what would you call it?
1006
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,490
- Call it "Tramps."
- I like it.
1007
00:56:20,490 --> 00:56:23,800
Get one of those big,
fluorescent signs.
1008
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,730
Maybe a bouncing stiletto,
slowly filling up
with champagne.
1009
00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:29,800
- Nice.
- You know?
1010
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,270
And light bulbs for bubbles.
1011
00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:33,570
You see, you are a good writer.
1012
00:56:33,570 --> 00:56:36,270
No, I'm not. I just...
1013
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,610
write stuff that happens to me.
1014
00:56:41,910 --> 00:56:44,620
So, you're
the "Other 'other' woman"?
1015
00:56:45,850 --> 00:56:49,690
Don't look at me
with those sad dog eyes,
I knew what I was doing.
1016
00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:53,290
I bet it was real interesting.
1017
00:56:54,530 --> 00:56:55,660
How would you know?
1018
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,060
Oh, right,
because roofers don't read.
1019
00:56:59,070 --> 00:57:02,870
But if I did read,
I'd rather read
about the rich girl who lies
1020
00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:05,300
than the prostitute.
1021
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:07,810
And prostitutes are sad.
1022
00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:11,080
You're rude,
1023
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,010
and angry,
1024
00:57:13,010 --> 00:57:16,180
and... really, really spoiled
1025
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:19,180
but... you're not sad.
1026
00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:24,890
And you're narcissistic,
1027
00:57:24,890 --> 00:57:26,360
and indulgent,
1028
00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,790
but you're not stupid.
1029
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:32,600
Thank you.
1030
00:57:36,170 --> 00:57:37,300
What is that?
1031
00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:40,040
A harmonica.
1032
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,940
- Really?
- Mmm.
1033
00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:43,310
But it's so small.
1034
00:57:44,110 --> 00:57:46,410
- Does it play?
- Yeah, it does.
1035
00:57:49,450 --> 00:57:50,450
Wow.
1036
00:57:53,050 --> 00:57:56,290
We should probably go hang.
1037
00:57:56,860 --> 00:57:57,790
Okay.
1038
00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,430
Anybody got the time over there?
1039
00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:07,970
You working up there?
1040
00:58:20,910 --> 00:58:21,910
So...
1041
00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:24,650
What's a prolapse?
1042
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:31,620
It's when either your anus
1043
00:58:31,630 --> 00:58:36,530
or your vagina are pushed
inside out of your body.
1044
00:58:39,870 --> 00:58:40,970
That's a good word.
1045
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:51,610
Sorry.
1046
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:00,890
I never had any kids.
I always wanted 'em though.
1047
00:59:00,890 --> 00:59:03,390
- How come?
- Ah, she wanted to wait.
1048
00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:05,820
How dumb am I, huh?
1049
00:59:05,830 --> 00:59:08,990
You know, I was never once
unfaithful to her. Not once.
1050
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,330
Nah, I loved her wholly,
1051
00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:14,870
unabashedly from
the first day
I met her.
1052
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,270
She was my everything.
1053
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,570
Did she find someone else?
1054
00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,380
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1055
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,210
She said I was
an emotional cripple.
1056
00:59:27,210 --> 00:59:30,550
That she couldn't remember
what she loved about me
in the first place.
1057
00:59:30,550 --> 00:59:33,950
People make out like women are
the romantics but it's not true.
1058
00:59:33,950 --> 00:59:37,420
We're the knights,
the last of the noble breed.
1059
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,690
I'm gonna die today.
1060
00:59:43,630 --> 00:59:44,660
Who's after you?
1061
00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:47,600
No one.
1062
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:54,870
Well, you let me know...
if somebody's after you,
because I got a guy for that.
1063
00:59:59,210 --> 01:00:01,380
Well, looks
like I'm sprung, kid.
1064
01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:04,280
Good luck to you.
1065
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,650
Keep it in your pants.
1066
01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:09,690
Thank you, sir.
1067
01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:12,090
Mes ami, superb.
1068
01:00:12,090 --> 01:00:13,960
Salut Monsieur.
1069
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,630
The happy band are
back together.
1070
01:00:16,330 --> 01:00:17,630
Was it terrible in jail?
1071
01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:20,030
Ah, it was okay.
I met a nice kid.
1072
01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:22,400
Oh, yeah? What was he in for?
1073
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,940
He masturbated
on some girl in a bus.
1074
01:00:25,370 --> 01:00:26,870
Jesus.
1075
01:00:26,870 --> 01:00:28,640
Yeah, he got carried away.
1076
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,680
I'd rather someone could come
on me than a booger.
1077
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,950
-What?
-It's sterile. It's straight
from the testes.
1078
01:00:34,950 --> 01:00:36,350
Booger is a waste.
1079
01:00:36,350 --> 01:00:38,350
I bet you think
a blowjob is fine
1080
01:00:38,350 --> 01:00:40,620
but you wouldn't blow your nose
in a girl's mouth.
1081
01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:43,960
Enough! Let's go
find this Annie.
1082
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,120
Let's just go home, Hank.
I think we're done for the day...
1083
01:00:46,130 --> 01:00:48,130
No. No way. I'm not
giving up now.
1084
01:00:48,130 --> 01:00:49,660
Hank, I... I really don't mind.
1085
01:00:49,660 --> 01:00:52,400
Well, I do mind.
I just wasted
half my day in jail.
1086
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,670
I'm finding Annie.
1087
01:00:54,130 --> 01:00:55,500
It's Angie.
1088
01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:57,870
It doesn't matter
what her name is.
I'm finding her.
1089
01:00:57,870 --> 01:00:59,540
Maybe we could just take
like small break.
1090
01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:03,240
No. Look, something's gotta
work here, okay?
1091
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,980
I mean, love...
it has to mean something.
1092
01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:07,780
I need to know
1093
01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:11,550
that in this world it's not just
pure, disappointing shit.
1094
01:01:11,550 --> 01:01:13,180
And I don't care
what you two do,
1095
01:01:13,190 --> 01:01:14,450
but I'm going to Annie's.
1096
01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:16,020
I got a plan.
1097
01:01:19,730 --> 01:01:20,730
Andale.
1098
01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:31,000
Just up here
on the left.
1099
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,440
Maybe we should just ring
the doorbell.
1100
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,540
You said she won't talk to you.
1101
01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:39,240
- So, what are we doing here?
- Waiting?
1102
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:42,210
- For what?
- For someone to let us in.
1103
01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:44,020
Burglars don't have balloons.
1104
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:49,550
I gotta piss. Hold on
to these, will you?
1105
01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:51,390
What...
1106
01:01:52,890 --> 01:01:54,690
This is a bad idea.
1107
01:01:54,690 --> 01:01:56,890
- Why?
- You don't even like her.
1108
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:59,000
You're just caught up
in the obsession.
1109
01:02:00,230 --> 01:02:04,740
You think you're in love
but it's just this stab
of rejection.
1110
01:02:06,610 --> 01:02:08,410
Do you wanna be with her?
1111
01:02:09,010 --> 01:02:10,540
Really, with her?
1112
01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:20,420
I'm going in.
1113
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:23,650
Why? What's so great about her?
1114
01:02:26,730 --> 01:02:28,490
You don't have anything to say?
1115
01:02:30,130 --> 01:02:31,100
Okay.
1116
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,100
Well, good luck with that.
1117
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,400
See? Magic.
1118
01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:43,440
- Well, hello there.
How are you?
- Oh, is it my birthday?
1119
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,180
It is, happy birthday, darling.
1120
01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:47,850
Hey, I don't think
I want the balloons.
1121
01:02:48,950 --> 01:02:50,750
Lose 'em. Come on.
1122
01:02:53,220 --> 01:02:54,520
Is that it?
1123
01:02:55,690 --> 01:02:57,220
- Well, go and knock then.
- I know.
1124
01:02:58,220 --> 01:02:59,760
You got this.
1125
01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:01,630
Be firm.
1126
01:03:02,490 --> 01:03:03,800
Be aggressive, Kev.
1127
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:10,400
Angie.
1128
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,840
Oh.
1129
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,440
- What are you doing here?
- Okay, listen.
1130
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,410
I've come to tell you
that I think that you're,
you're like sunsets
1131
01:03:19,410 --> 01:03:20,710
- in Montana.
- Oh, god.
1132
01:03:20,710 --> 01:03:22,310
- You're like...
- Kevin...
1133
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,580
- No, just hear me out, okay?
- Who is that?
1134
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,520
I'm no one.
1135
01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:29,620
I'm proud of you.
1136
01:03:31,290 --> 01:03:33,860
You're like the poetry or Rumi,
1137
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:35,760
and, and, you have
Einstein-Ian proportions,
1138
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:39,030
and I like, I like
spending time with you.
1139
01:03:39,030 --> 01:03:42,700
- And I treasure you, and...
- Hey, Angie. Uh...
1140
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:46,040
Five letter word,
starts with an 'L'
insect Steve...
1141
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,510
Sounds like Steve.
1142
01:03:50,810 --> 01:03:51,780
Is that...
1143
01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:57,720
Steve.
1144
01:03:59,150 --> 01:04:00,280
What are you doing here, Steve?
1145
01:04:02,350 --> 01:04:03,890
Crossword.
1146
01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:05,260
What are you doing here, Steve?
1147
01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:06,660
What are you doing here?
1148
01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:08,460
- What are you doing here, Steve?
- Well, she called me, and...
1149
01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:11,060
- She needs some help with her...
- Just tell him.
1150
01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:13,360
Listen.
1151
01:04:13,370 --> 01:04:14,700
It just happened, Kev.
1152
01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:16,030
You're sleeping with her?
1153
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:19,870
-This is just
a misunderstanding...
-Yeah, he is.
1154
01:04:20,370 --> 01:04:21,470
We're in love.
1155
01:04:21,470 --> 01:04:23,310
- Oh, you're in love with her?
- No!
1156
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,240
We made some bad decisions and...
1157
01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:27,310
Why didn't you tell me?
1158
01:04:27,310 --> 01:04:29,010
Listen, we didn't want
to hurt you.
1159
01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:32,980
You said she wasn't good enough
for me.
1160
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,190
And you're right.
1161
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,890
You're right. And you,
1162
01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:43,690
I didn't mean all that shit
about Montana.
1163
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:45,560
Okay? Someone told me
to say that.
1164
01:04:45,570 --> 01:04:49,700
And, uh... I got a blowjob
from that stripper because
I didn't love you enough.
1165
01:05:06,350 --> 01:05:07,620
Fuck!
1166
01:05:12,290 --> 01:05:13,460
Stupid.
1167
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,700
- Give me the keys.
- Bro, I'm so sorry.
1168
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,600
Listen, I'm gonna find you
the money for Trampoline World,
all right?
1169
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:24,100
- I think it's a fucking great...
- Just give me the fucking keys.
1170
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,470
Here.
1171
01:05:28,470 --> 01:05:31,040
You can never be a part
of Trampoline World.
1172
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:49,430
Hello. Bet you didn't think
you'd hear from me today.
1173
01:05:49,430 --> 01:05:53,930
I'm sorry, I don't knowwhat to say. I just...I miss you.
1174
01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:55,930
And I want you to know
that you were right
1175
01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:58,300
about me being
in a wheelchair emotionally.
1176
01:06:06,610 --> 01:06:09,050
I've learned now that...
1177
01:06:09,050 --> 01:06:11,080
I wasn't good enough
for you, Karen.
1178
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:15,790
And I'm not even good enough
for this world anymore.
1179
01:06:15,790 --> 01:06:18,920
Don't go
into the red room, okay?
1180
01:06:18,930 --> 01:06:20,830
I keep all my records
in the bureau
1181
01:06:20,830 --> 01:06:22,890
so that you can have
everything that you want.
1182
01:06:22,900 --> 01:06:26,200
Take anything.
Leave what you don't want.
1183
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:34,710
- Uh, Hank's phone?
- Hi, it's me.
1184
01:06:34,710 --> 01:06:36,970
I am a giant asshole.
1185
01:06:36,980 --> 01:06:39,710
All right? I made
a huge mistake, and I'd...
1186
01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,750
- like to take it all back.
- Is Hank with you?
1187
01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:46,850
I realize now that you are
more interesting than anything
in Montana.
1188
01:06:46,850 --> 01:06:49,420
And that any movie
or any poetry written...
1189
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:51,220
Just shut up! Where's Hank?
1190
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,360
- What?
- Something's wrong with Hank.
1191
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:55,830
What's wrong with Hank?
1192
01:06:55,830 --> 01:06:58,360
You have to find him, Kevin.
He's gonna kill himself.
1193
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,300
What?
1194
01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:02,730
I found a video on his phone.
He's gonna do it. Now. Today.
1195
01:07:02,740 --> 01:07:06,300
What? That doesn't make
any sense. He was happy
when we left. He...
1196
01:07:06,310 --> 01:07:07,940
He thinks Angie
and I got back together.
1197
01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:09,970
That's worse.
That's what he wanted.
1198
01:07:09,980 --> 01:07:12,810
Go to the red room. He said
not to go into the red room.
1199
01:07:20,190 --> 01:07:21,220
Hank!
1200
01:07:29,290 --> 01:07:30,230
Hank?
1201
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,300
Oh, my God, Hank!
1202
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,240
Where is Hank?
1203
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:43,770
Carl, he might hurt himself,
okay? I need to know
where he is.
1204
01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:44,780
He's taking a nap.
1205
01:07:44,780 --> 01:07:46,680
Just like everybody else!
1206
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,010
Just tell me where he is!
1207
01:07:48,010 --> 01:07:50,410
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
Shut up!
1208
01:07:52,150 --> 01:07:53,220
What day is it?
1209
01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:55,190
Friday.
1210
01:07:55,650 --> 01:07:57,150
Oh, no, no, no.
1211
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,920
Oh, no, God. Oh, God.
That can't be good.
1212
01:08:02,490 --> 01:08:04,360
Fuck, Carl! Where's Hank?
1213
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:07,530
I told you, motherfucker!
1214
01:08:07,530 --> 01:08:09,100
He's taking a nap!
1215
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,370
Hank!
1216
01:08:15,070 --> 01:08:16,010
Hank!
1217
01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:17,780
Hank!
1218
01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:28,250
Hank!
1219
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,190
Are you out there?
1220
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:34,960
I'm fine.
1221
01:08:35,930 --> 01:08:38,000
I wanted to get
a little air is all.
1222
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,930
I'm coming up.
1223
01:08:43,170 --> 01:08:44,970
It's a long way down, buddy.
1224
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:48,170
Hank, I'm a fucking roofer.
1225
01:08:49,110 --> 01:08:50,210
Good point.
1226
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,810
I just... wanna talk.
1227
01:09:00,990 --> 01:09:04,420
It's been a frantic
last few days, Kevin.
1228
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:09,430
I'm not gonna kill myself
if that's what you're thinking.
1229
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:11,600
That's good.
1230
01:09:12,330 --> 01:09:13,260
I just...
1231
01:09:14,130 --> 01:09:16,470
wanted to hang out for a while.
1232
01:09:16,470 --> 01:09:18,600
You didn't invite me
to this party, remember?
1233
01:09:22,910 --> 01:09:24,310
How did it go with Angie?
1234
01:09:26,550 --> 01:09:28,110
She was having sex
with my brother.
1235
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:29,880
What?
1236
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,850
That's basically it.
1237
01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:35,150
Jesus.
1238
01:09:35,990 --> 01:09:38,390
God, I am a waste of space, huh?
1239
01:09:40,460 --> 01:09:42,160
And this.
1240
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:45,530
This pen, remember that?
I stole it from that nice nurse.
1241
01:09:45,530 --> 01:09:47,630
I mean, I am a fucking asshole.
1242
01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:49,800
That's not true.
1243
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:54,370
It is true. I'm a dark hole.
I don't make anyone feel good.
1244
01:09:54,370 --> 01:09:57,470
Hank, you probably just need
some sleep. Why don't you just
come back inside?
1245
01:10:02,180 --> 01:10:03,250
Kevin...
1246
01:10:05,050 --> 01:10:06,520
you're a good guy.
1247
01:10:07,590 --> 01:10:08,820
You are.
1248
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:10,620
But we're not even
really friends.
1249
01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:13,060
And how sad is that?
1250
01:10:13,990 --> 01:10:16,790
Look who was at my party,
for example.
1251
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,160
Got a bunch of guys
I've barely met,
1252
01:10:19,170 --> 01:10:21,570
girls that I've paid for
and Carl.
1253
01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,170
Carl, for Christ sakes.
1254
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,670
I didn't want this.
1255
01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:33,840
I just wanted to go out quietly,
1256
01:10:33,850 --> 01:10:37,050
have something good happen
before I left.
1257
01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:41,220
Something... Something good
is happening.
1258
01:10:41,220 --> 01:10:43,420
What the fuck are you doing
up there?
1259
01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:45,190
Zade!
1260
01:10:47,590 --> 01:10:49,530
You wanna have sex with me?
1261
01:10:49,530 --> 01:10:51,930
Get the fuck down from there!
1262
01:10:51,930 --> 01:10:55,170
I should let you know
that I'm not hung up
on Angie anymore.
1263
01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:00,100
I think I might
love... Millicent.
1264
01:11:02,610 --> 01:11:03,670
Why?
1265
01:11:05,110 --> 01:11:06,340
You're funny.
1266
01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:08,180
You're smart.
1267
01:11:09,650 --> 01:11:10,950
Brave.
1268
01:11:11,850 --> 01:11:12,980
And?
1269
01:11:12,990 --> 01:11:14,550
And beautiful.
1270
01:11:14,550 --> 01:11:18,090
You're really beautiful
even when you're
being disgusting.
1271
01:11:20,790 --> 01:11:22,190
You're an idiot.
1272
01:11:22,190 --> 01:11:23,460
I know.
1273
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:25,730
I'd still really like
to have sex with you though.
1274
01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:28,470
Not gonna happen.
1275
01:11:29,870 --> 01:11:31,100
Damn it, Zade.
1276
01:11:34,010 --> 01:11:36,170
Stop being such a fucking prude.
1277
01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:41,110
Okay.
1278
01:11:41,610 --> 01:11:42,550
See?
1279
01:11:43,450 --> 01:11:44,950
Just come back inside
1280
01:11:44,950 --> 01:11:48,390
so Zade and I can have
sexual intercourse.
1281
01:11:48,390 --> 01:11:51,090
You're just saying that
to make me feel better.
1282
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,320
Well...
1283
01:11:54,430 --> 01:11:57,960
If you don't come back inside
and you jump
1284
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,500
Zade and I definitely won't
have sex.
1285
01:12:02,970 --> 01:12:04,300
How about it?
1286
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,070
He jumps,
1287
01:12:06,070 --> 01:12:07,570
are you still gonna do me?
1288
01:12:08,510 --> 01:12:09,740
Definitely not.
1289
01:12:13,710 --> 01:12:16,380
All right.
Enough of this shit, huh?
1290
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:20,320
I don't wanna drink anyways.
Beer is flat.
1291
01:12:21,990 --> 01:12:24,020
Wait, hold on!
1292
01:12:24,020 --> 01:12:25,790
- Hank!
- Hank!
1293
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,700
Pull me up, you son of a bitch!
1294
01:13:00,090 --> 01:13:01,390
Is he asleep?
1295
01:13:01,890 --> 01:13:03,290
I think so.
1296
01:13:16,270 --> 01:13:18,780
There's clean sheets
in the walk-in closet.
1297
01:13:19,710 --> 01:13:21,180
Swiss cotton.
1298
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,300
Are you sure
you want to do this?
1299
01:13:42,470 --> 01:13:43,630
Oh, okay.
1300
01:14:28,010 --> 01:14:29,710
You're clenching my feet.
1301
01:14:32,580 --> 01:14:33,850
We broke the curse.
1302
01:14:36,790 --> 01:14:38,220
So, can I call you?
1303
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:41,190
Well, why would you need
to call me?
1304
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,390
So we can see each other again.
1305
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:46,560
That will cost you.
1306
01:14:49,270 --> 01:14:51,440
How much is a day pass
at Tramps again?
1307
01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:57,640
Nothing bad happened.
1308
01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:59,180
No.
1309
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:05,320
I think you should get that.
1310
01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:08,290
Okay.
1311
01:15:08,290 --> 01:15:10,590
If it's a stripper
don't let her in.
1312
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:11,520
Okay.
1313
01:15:14,990 --> 01:15:16,760
Holy fucking shit!
1314
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,400
Are you okay?
1315
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,700
I'm okay. I'm okay.
1316
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:23,030
- I'm okay.
- Okay.
1317
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,370
- Okay.
- Okay.
1318
01:15:24,670 --> 01:15:25,900
I'm okay.
1319
01:15:25,910 --> 01:15:29,370
I'm not cursed. I'm not cursed.
I'm not cursed.
1320
01:15:33,710 --> 01:15:34,750
Hello.
1321
01:15:35,210 --> 01:15:36,510
I pressed the bell.
1322
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:53,000
That's right, you did
press the bell.
1323
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,900
- How are you doing, buddy?
- Good.
1324
01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:57,000
Good. Kev,
1325
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,740
always a pleasure. God bless.
1326
01:15:58,740 --> 01:16:00,500
- Ready to go to the aquarium?
- Yes, Dad.
1327
01:16:00,510 --> 01:16:03,310
Okay. Let's do it. Hi, honey.
1328
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,840
How are ya?
1329
01:16:05,510 --> 01:16:07,680
Oh, that was a good party.
1330
01:16:09,310 --> 01:16:11,480
- That guy's married?
- Happily.
1331
01:16:12,450 --> 01:16:14,380
It's classic romance.
1332
01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:25,030
You look like the guy
who cleans the pool.
1333
01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:28,700
Are you okay up on those heels?
1334
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,610
I hate lines.
1335
01:16:38,610 --> 01:16:40,680
Girls never have trouble
at the door.
1336
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:43,010
Maybe you can help me get in.
1337
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:45,520
Parasite.
1338
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:46,520
Tourist.
1339
01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:44,680
♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
1340
01:17:47,050 --> 01:17:51,480
♪ My better self
I just won't need ♪
1341
01:17:54,050 --> 01:17:59,020
♪ I'm gonna pack my bags
With jumbo rubbers ♪
1342
01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:06,060
♪ I'm meet a boy for drinks
And supper ♪
1343
01:18:08,230 --> 01:18:12,540
♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
1344
01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:19,440
♪ Let's take this down
Burbank Street ♪
1345
01:18:22,310 --> 01:18:24,680
♪ I'll play the hand
1346
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:29,320
♪ I don't give a damn
Because I'm ♪
1347
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:33,490
♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
1348
01:18:36,430 --> 01:18:40,660
♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
1349
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:48,070
♪ I love this stuff
I love my tea ♪
1350
01:18:50,580 --> 01:18:55,580
♪ We'll have the stairs
Erect in style ♪
1351
01:18:57,580 --> 01:19:02,790
♪ We'll greet the girls
In single file ♪
1352
01:19:04,690 --> 01:19:08,960
♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
1353
01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:16,030
♪ Don't mind my hands
I'm feeling free ♪
1354
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:24,070
♪ Thrown in the van
I don't give a damn ♪
1355
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,540
♪ Because I'm
1356
01:19:25,540 --> 01:19:29,780
♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
1357
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:08,220
♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
1358
01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:15,090
♪ My thinking cap is
On my knee ♪
1359
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:20,160
♪ Blow whistle, blow
1360
01:20:20,170 --> 01:20:22,870
♪ Oh, where did she go?
1361
01:20:22,870 --> 01:20:27,770
♪ Because I'll I'm out
having sex, you'll see ♪
1362
01:20:27,770 --> 01:20:31,310
♪ My bail is set, so maybe
1363
01:20:31,310 --> 01:20:34,640
♪ The county jail is crazy
1364
01:20:34,650 --> 01:20:37,980
♪ Conjugal rights could
Save me ♪
1365
01:20:37,980 --> 01:20:41,450
♪ I never got your name but
1366
01:20:41,450 --> 01:20:44,790
♪ As sure as you're my lady
1367
01:20:44,790 --> 01:20:50,830
♪ I'm having sex, guaranteed
1368
01:20:57,700 --> 01:21:01,810
♪ I'm having sex
1369
01:21:02,540 --> 01:21:08,080
♪ Guaranteed
1370
00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:51,141
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