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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,849 --> 00:00:03,867 Okay, I'm off to work. 2 00:00:03,984 --> 00:00:05,817 I keep thinking that'll stop sounding weird 3 00:00:05,852 --> 00:00:07,552 coming out of your mouth, and I keep being wrong. 4 00:00:07,587 --> 00:00:10,354 Get used to it, because I love doing deliveries 5 00:00:10,390 --> 00:00:12,857 for Sub Hub... cruising around town, 6 00:00:12,892 --> 00:00:14,926 cranking tunes, high as a kite, 7 00:00:14,961 --> 00:00:16,861 skimming ham off the double-meat orders. 8 00:00:16,896 --> 00:00:20,131 Wait. Hayley, when did you stop being a vegetarian? 9 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,700 When I started getting high driving meat around town. 10 00:00:22,735 --> 00:00:25,536 Sub Hub has the shiniest ham. 11 00:00:25,572 --> 00:00:27,104 And you... want that? 12 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:28,339 Oh, yeah. 13 00:00:28,374 --> 00:00:30,575 The shine is the ham working up a sweat 14 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:31,909 to give you maximum flavor. 15 00:00:31,945 --> 00:00:34,445 The wetter, the better, baby! 16 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:35,613 Really, Klaus? 17 00:00:35,648 --> 00:00:37,114 This is something you know about? 18 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:39,750 Actually, no, but when you show enthusiasm, 19 00:00:39,786 --> 00:00:41,319 you get to be a part of things. 20 00:00:41,354 --> 00:00:42,520 The job's perfect. 21 00:00:42,555 --> 00:00:45,156 The only thing I don't love is the uniform. 22 00:00:45,191 --> 00:00:48,292 The hat covers my headband, the shirt covers my belly ring. 23 00:00:48,328 --> 00:00:50,394 I look like some Wall Street fat cat. 24 00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:52,330 I'm gonna ask if I can wear regular clothes to work. 25 00:00:52,725 --> 00:00:54,332 That's not how work works. 26 00:00:54,367 --> 00:00:57,101 You think I want to wear this suit to the office? No! 27 00:00:57,136 --> 00:00:59,837 I'd rather wear jeans and my Pistons jersey. 28 00:01:06,279 --> 00:01:07,879 What in the hell are you two doing? 29 00:01:07,914 --> 00:01:09,280 We're doing things backwards. 30 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:11,182 Getting pumped to watch "Breaking Bad" 31 00:01:11,217 --> 00:01:13,251 in reverse order from finale to premiere. 32 00:01:13,286 --> 00:01:14,719 It's gonna be the shit. 33 00:01:14,754 --> 00:01:16,020 I didn't watch it when it aired 34 00:01:16,055 --> 00:01:17,555 because I don't like dark stories. 35 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:20,157 But backwards, it's about a drug kingpin 36 00:01:20,193 --> 00:01:21,559 who gives it all up to be a teacher 37 00:01:21,594 --> 00:01:22,994 who doesn't have cancer. 38 00:01:23,029 --> 00:01:25,646 That does sound like it's gonna be the shit. 39 00:01:25,682 --> 00:01:26,714 Count me in! 40 00:01:26,749 --> 00:01:27,815 Well, I hope there's room 41 00:01:27,850 --> 00:01:29,483 on the couch for one more. 42 00:01:29,519 --> 00:01:30,651 Because word on the street 43 00:01:30,687 --> 00:01:33,788 is that this backwards "Breaking Bad" party 44 00:01:33,823 --> 00:01:37,858 is gonna be the [bleep]! 45 00:01:37,894 --> 00:01:39,327 Hey, what's with the bleep?! 46 00:01:39,362 --> 00:01:41,762 He said it and she said it, but I can't? 47 00:01:41,798 --> 00:01:43,164 I'll give you something to bleep! 48 00:01:43,199 --> 00:01:45,866 [Bleep] you, you mother[bleep]. 49 00:01:45,902 --> 00:01:47,650 You can suck my fat... 50 00:01:47,914 --> 00:01:49,036 fishy... 51 00:01:49,706 --> 00:01:53,007 wiener! 52 00:01:53,042 --> 00:01:55,142 Oh. You can say "wiener"? 53 00:01:55,178 --> 00:01:57,612 Guys! We can say "wiener"! 54 00:02:00,099 --> 00:02:02,617 ? Good morning, U.S.A. ? 55 00:02:02,652 --> 00:02:06,721 ? I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ? 56 00:02:06,756 --> 00:02:09,590 ? The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ? 57 00:02:09,626 --> 00:02:14,195 ? And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ? 58 00:02:15,965 --> 00:02:19,367 ? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ? 59 00:02:19,402 --> 00:02:21,869 - ? Good... ? - ? Good morning, U.S.A. ? 60 00:02:21,904 --> 00:02:23,137 Aah! 61 00:02:24,263 --> 00:02:27,642 ? Good morning, U.S.A. ? 62 00:02:30,713 --> 00:02:32,613 Hey, Dad. Uh... here's your sandwich 63 00:02:32,649 --> 00:02:35,316 with exactly as much extra ham as it's supposed to have. 64 00:02:35,351 --> 00:02:38,252 Let's see if it's as shiny as you say. 65 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:39,153 Yow! 66 00:02:39,188 --> 00:02:40,922 If it's as wet as it is shiny, 67 00:02:40,957 --> 00:02:42,857 then we've got something here. 68 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,526 Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:45,662 --> 00:02:47,528 Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:47,664 --> 00:02:49,397 Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:49,532 --> 00:02:51,365 Mm-hmm. 72 00:02:51,501 --> 00:02:53,134 Mm-hmm. 73 00:02:53,269 --> 00:02:55,736 Very nice. 74 00:02:55,772 --> 00:02:56,737 Phew. 75 00:02:56,773 --> 00:02:57,772 You got my turkey club? 76 00:02:57,807 --> 00:02:59,140 Whoa! Are you okay? 77 00:02:59,175 --> 00:03:01,542 There's no A/C on my side of the office. 78 00:03:01,578 --> 00:03:03,844 It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't always carry 79 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,813 loose Hershey Kisses in my pocket. 80 00:03:05,848 --> 00:03:07,949 Chopsticks! Chopsticks! 81 00:03:07,984 --> 00:03:10,217 That's right, you got the Chinese chicken sal... 82 00:03:11,421 --> 00:03:13,521 Oh! Did you get shot?! 83 00:03:18,227 --> 00:03:19,594 You need to go to the hospital. 84 00:03:19,629 --> 00:03:21,162 I wish! 85 00:03:21,197 --> 00:03:25,166 CIA health insurance only covers visits to the "hopsital." 86 00:03:25,201 --> 00:03:28,135 That's a hospital for bunny rabbits. 87 00:03:28,171 --> 00:03:28,936 Geez! 88 00:03:28,972 --> 00:03:30,151 Wolverine! 89 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,607 What the hell was that?! 90 00:03:32,642 --> 00:03:34,542 That's the wolverine that escaped from the lab. 91 00:03:34,577 --> 00:03:36,243 We can't figure out how to get rid of him. 92 00:03:36,279 --> 00:03:37,945 Maybe if you threw less meat on the walls? 93 00:03:37,981 --> 00:03:39,914 It's a genetically augmented wolverine 94 00:03:39,949 --> 00:03:42,016 that only likes people meat, Miss Know It All! 95 00:03:42,062 --> 00:03:43,294 That's even worse! 96 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:44,462 You guys need to talk to Bullock 97 00:03:44,497 --> 00:03:45,630 about your working conditions. 98 00:03:45,665 --> 00:03:47,532 - They're terrible. - Millennials. 99 00:03:47,785 --> 00:03:49,590 You think the world should bend to you, 100 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:51,525 but if you can't deal with a broken air conditioner 101 00:03:51,561 --> 00:03:53,327 or a wolverine picking off your coworkers 102 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,062 one by one, you're never gonna make it! 103 00:03:55,098 --> 00:03:57,932 Fine. I won't talk about how dumb your office is. 104 00:03:57,967 --> 00:03:59,233 Great. Now, Hayley, 105 00:03:59,268 --> 00:04:00,935 I'm still thrilled to eat the sandwich. 106 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:02,870 But can you tell me a little bit about why this is happening? 107 00:04:13,316 --> 00:04:15,015 - Oh, my God! - What?! 108 00:04:15,051 --> 00:04:16,517 That was the finale? 109 00:04:16,552 --> 00:04:19,920 So many people dead. "Breaking Bad" is depressing! 110 00:04:19,956 --> 00:04:23,324 For the saps who watch the show in regular order! 111 00:04:23,359 --> 00:04:25,492 Yep, for us "reversos"... 112 00:04:25,528 --> 00:04:27,428 and Christian Scientists, I think... 113 00:04:27,463 --> 00:04:29,630 death is but the beginning of the story. 114 00:04:29,665 --> 00:04:32,399 These characters are so layered. 115 00:04:32,435 --> 00:04:34,802 It'll be fun watching them become less developed 116 00:04:34,837 --> 00:04:36,036 in earlier episodes. 117 00:04:36,072 --> 00:04:37,404 And less dead! 118 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,341 Oh, man! I am so excited! 119 00:04:40,376 --> 00:04:42,643 This is gonna be so awesome! 120 00:04:42,678 --> 00:04:44,845 Dial back the enthusiasm, Klaus. 121 00:04:44,881 --> 00:04:46,580 We've already included you. 122 00:04:49,118 --> 00:04:51,151 Meatball sub for Avery. 123 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:53,387 Well, if it isn't my former conquest... 124 00:04:53,422 --> 00:04:55,756 slipping me the meat for once. 125 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:57,925 That's actually the only way we ever did it. 126 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,093 Anyway, here's your sandwic... 127 00:04:59,653 --> 00:05:00,728 Ow! Wha... 128 00:05:00,763 --> 00:05:02,596 Why do you have an electric fence?! 129 00:05:02,632 --> 00:05:04,363 To keep the wolverine at bay. 130 00:05:06,836 --> 00:05:08,202 It's freezing in here. 131 00:05:08,237 --> 00:05:13,140 Oh, yes. That's conditioned air from my private unit. 132 00:05:13,175 --> 00:05:16,410 I've bested you again, you cretinous ball of gas. 133 00:05:16,445 --> 00:05:21,282 Go ahead, try to burn my eyes! Do your worst! 134 00:05:21,317 --> 00:05:23,517 What massage would you like today, sir? 135 00:05:23,552 --> 00:05:25,686 Thai? Swedish? Russian? 136 00:05:25,721 --> 00:05:27,388 Why not all at once? 137 00:05:27,423 --> 00:05:32,026 Everything's covered by my executive insurance. 138 00:05:32,061 --> 00:05:33,560 Ahhhhhhh! 139 00:05:33,596 --> 00:05:36,230 You know, while you're in here living in luxury, 140 00:05:36,265 --> 00:05:40,200 your employees have started a wait-list to use the paperclip. 141 00:05:40,236 --> 00:05:41,969 Just throw them a bone. 142 00:05:42,004 --> 00:05:44,972 Fix that loose tile in the kitchen that people keep tripping over. 143 00:05:45,007 --> 00:05:47,207 Hmm. I suppose that's reasonable. 144 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:49,410 The tile shall be fixed. 145 00:05:49,445 --> 00:05:52,413 Now, if you'll excuse us, these lovely ladies are 146 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:56,483 going to massacre my penis with a Wiffle Ball bat. 147 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,357 So, that's how "Breaking Bad" started. 148 00:06:03,392 --> 00:06:05,492 It's a bit anticlimactic. 149 00:06:05,528 --> 00:06:07,761 We're just supposed to buy that he's a teacher? 150 00:06:07,797 --> 00:06:10,197 We don't even see how he got his teaching credentials? 151 00:06:10,232 --> 00:06:12,366 Maybe we didn't do the reverso right. 152 00:06:12,401 --> 00:06:15,135 What do you mean? We watched the series backwards. 153 00:06:15,171 --> 00:06:18,305 But we watched each episode forwards. 154 00:06:18,341 --> 00:06:19,729 What if we do this... 155 00:06:21,444 --> 00:06:23,877 - Mom, this is a complete waste of... - Hi, this is Vince Gilligan, 156 00:06:23,913 --> 00:06:26,347 creator of "Breaking Bad," and if you're hearing this, 157 00:06:26,382 --> 00:06:28,582 that means you're watching my show backwards... 158 00:06:28,617 --> 00:06:30,684 - the right way. - See? 159 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,120 "Breaking Bad" was never meant to be a highly acclaimed 160 00:06:33,155 --> 00:06:35,155 tautly paced television show. 161 00:06:35,191 --> 00:06:36,590 It's a treasure map. 162 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:37,758 I told you! 163 00:06:37,793 --> 00:06:39,159 Shh! It's talking. 164 00:06:39,195 --> 00:06:42,596 I have buried treasure all over these United States. 165 00:06:42,631 --> 00:06:47,434 Are you reversos bad enough to break my clues? 166 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,069 The first clue is... 167 00:06:49,105 --> 00:06:50,771 drive to Albuquerque. 168 00:06:50,806 --> 00:06:51,805 Okay, Albuquerque... 169 00:06:51,841 --> 00:06:53,974 Albuquerque... that sounds like a word. 170 00:06:54,010 --> 00:06:55,576 Wait. Is that one of my personas? 171 00:06:55,611 --> 00:06:57,244 No, no... That's Albert Gerky, 172 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:00,147 second-generation peepshow spooge-mopper. 173 00:07:00,182 --> 00:07:02,349 "Drive to Albuquerque." 174 00:07:02,385 --> 00:07:03,882 Maybe it has no meaning. 175 00:07:04,687 --> 00:07:07,621 Roger, are you coming?! We're driving to Albuquerque! 176 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:09,189 I cracked it! 177 00:07:11,394 --> 00:07:13,560 - Lunch is here. - Nothing for me, thanks. 178 00:07:13,596 --> 00:07:16,563 I've got a seafood tower waiting for me in my office. 179 00:07:16,599 --> 00:07:20,300 And before you start in on me about working conditions, 180 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:22,369 I fixed that loose tile in the kitchen. 181 00:07:22,405 --> 00:07:25,239 Speaking of the kitchen, anybody want a drink from there? 182 00:07:25,274 --> 00:07:26,940 I'm good. I got the wet ham. 183 00:07:26,976 --> 00:07:28,909 It washes itself down. 184 00:07:30,179 --> 00:07:32,279 Suit yourself. More Fanta for... 185 00:07:32,314 --> 00:07:35,015 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 186 00:07:35,051 --> 00:07:36,383 Where's the floor? 187 00:07:36,419 --> 00:07:38,485 Turns out all the tiles were connected, 188 00:07:38,521 --> 00:07:40,421 so I had to remove the entire floor. 189 00:07:40,456 --> 00:07:42,156 Do you like the hole? 190 00:07:42,191 --> 00:07:44,258 It's for you, the people. 191 00:07:44,293 --> 00:07:45,926 That's it. 192 00:07:47,696 --> 00:07:50,431 CIA workers, you have endured unsafe, 193 00:07:50,466 --> 00:07:52,933 unfair working conditions for far too long. 194 00:07:52,968 --> 00:07:56,503 It is time to pull together and go on strike! 195 00:07:56,539 --> 00:07:58,439 - I never thought of that. - Whoa, whoa! 196 00:07:58,474 --> 00:08:00,908 You're just gonna turn your back on this great agency... 197 00:08:00,943 --> 00:08:03,777 one that's provided you with so much for so long? 198 00:08:03,813 --> 00:08:06,046 I mean, we were just given a hole. 199 00:08:06,082 --> 00:08:07,347 How's the hole, Jackson? 200 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:09,316 It's freakin' deep, man! 201 00:08:09,351 --> 00:08:11,218 I rest my case. 202 00:08:12,088 --> 00:08:15,389 You all need to ask yourselves one question... 203 00:08:15,424 --> 00:08:17,891 "Do I deserve more?" 204 00:08:20,062 --> 00:08:22,296 Come on! You deserve more? 205 00:08:22,331 --> 00:08:25,399 10-foot-tall desks aren't enough? 206 00:08:25,434 --> 00:08:29,536 Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 207 00:08:29,572 --> 00:08:31,371 Fine! Have your silly strike. 208 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:32,606 But the joke's on you. 209 00:08:32,641 --> 00:08:33,907 With the wolverine running around, 210 00:08:33,943 --> 00:08:35,876 this is the safest spot in the office. 211 00:08:39,515 --> 00:08:42,182 I see you found the ceiling tunnels. 212 00:08:42,218 --> 00:08:45,018 I suppose it was only a matter of time. 213 00:08:52,191 --> 00:08:53,757 _ 214 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:57,294 All right, who's ready to fight for what they deserve?! 215 00:08:59,398 --> 00:09:01,598 Do we get to chant stuff when we march? 216 00:09:01,634 --> 00:09:04,001 - That always looks so fun. - Of course. 217 00:09:04,036 --> 00:09:06,203 The best strike chants summarize your demands 218 00:09:06,238 --> 00:09:07,337 in a short, witty rhyme. 219 00:09:07,373 --> 00:09:08,672 Does anyone know a word 220 00:09:08,707 --> 00:09:11,308 that rhymes with "unlimited colonoscopies"? 221 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,343 - I'm back from the balloon store. - Great. 222 00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:15,012 Nothing draws attention to a picket line 223 00:09:15,047 --> 00:09:17,648 like a classic giant inflatable strike rat 224 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,484 to symbolize a greedy, sneaky company. 225 00:09:25,457 --> 00:09:27,457 Sorry. I thought you said "giraffe." 226 00:09:27,493 --> 00:09:29,126 You thought that, Dick? 227 00:09:29,161 --> 00:09:30,961 I really like giraffes. 228 00:09:30,996 --> 00:09:31,995 Okay. 229 00:09:32,031 --> 00:09:33,397 We can make this work. 230 00:09:33,432 --> 00:09:35,399 Let's just get the picket line going. 231 00:09:35,434 --> 00:09:36,667 What do we want?! 232 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,602 - Air conditioning! - Floors! 233 00:09:38,637 --> 00:09:40,771 Unlimited colonoscopies! 234 00:09:40,806 --> 00:09:41,772 When do we want it?! 235 00:09:41,807 --> 00:09:44,141 - Good question! - We never discussed that! 236 00:09:44,176 --> 00:09:46,143 I'm crapping blood now! 237 00:09:47,346 --> 00:09:48,478 Move it, socialists! 238 00:09:48,514 --> 00:09:50,113 Capitalism coming through! 239 00:09:50,149 --> 00:09:51,748 - Scab! - Traitor! 240 00:09:51,784 --> 00:09:54,918 Does anyone have a hoodie I can wrap around my waist?! 241 00:09:59,091 --> 00:10:00,257 No! 242 00:10:00,292 --> 00:10:03,493 I was gonna use that in my pool! 243 00:10:03,897 --> 00:10:07,064 An African warlord has captured an American journalist? 244 00:10:07,099 --> 00:10:08,098 Wait, wait. Hold on. 245 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,399 Okay, now, what color exactly 246 00:10:09,435 --> 00:10:11,234 - is this suspicious powder? - Hang up, Smith. 247 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:13,270 I've got an important assignment for you. 248 00:10:13,719 --> 00:10:14,504 What is it, sir? 249 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:16,473 Those strikers are testing our resolve, 250 00:10:16,508 --> 00:10:19,142 so we need to dig in and wait them out... 251 00:10:19,178 --> 00:10:21,345 by playing "Home Alone"! 252 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:22,579 You'll be the bandits. 253 00:10:22,614 --> 00:10:24,548 I, of course, will play Kevin McCallister. 254 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,250 Everyone says I look just like him. 255 00:10:27,286 --> 00:10:28,719 I don't have time, sir. 256 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,121 I need to keep the office running all by myself. 257 00:10:31,156 --> 00:10:34,358 And I... must protect this house! 258 00:10:56,548 --> 00:11:00,183 Keep the change, ya filthy animal. 259 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:01,601 Smith?! 260 00:11:01,754 --> 00:11:03,387 I'm sleepy. 261 00:11:03,422 --> 00:11:06,690 Call in the strikers. It's time to negotiate. 262 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,258 Sir, I don't want my daughter 263 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,760 to think this is how the world works... 264 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,628 you complain and you get your way. 265 00:11:11,663 --> 00:11:14,104 Well, we can go back to "Home Alone," if you like. 266 00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:18,168 The next prank involves a hot iron and 17 rusty nails. 267 00:11:18,203 --> 00:11:20,937 I'll call in the strikers. 268 00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:22,139 Ow! 269 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,509 _ 270 00:11:29,548 --> 00:11:30,914 We're gonna die! 271 00:11:30,949 --> 00:11:32,849 The boy makes a good point, Francine. 272 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:35,385 Vince Gilligan's clue said to go to Albuquerque, 273 00:11:35,421 --> 00:11:37,487 but it didn't say to drive 90 miles an hour 274 00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:38,655 backwards on the highway! 275 00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:40,791 I'm doing it reverso! 276 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:44,628 Remember, I'm the one who found the first clue! 277 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:47,564 No one in this car knows the mind of Vince Gillibrand 278 00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,065 better than me! 279 00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,169 Great! Now we're going to jail! 280 00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:54,971 Steve, hold my weed. 281 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,514 Francine, I have an unregistered gun in the glove box. 282 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:05,916 Say the word "officer" 283 00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:08,351 if you want me to shoot our way out of this. 284 00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:13,623 What's up, reversos?! 285 00:12:13,659 --> 00:12:16,760 Looks like you just earned your next clue! 286 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,562 Welcome to Albuquerque. 287 00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:20,764 - Yay! Yay! - Yay! Yay! 288 00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:26,403 Let's get ready to negotiate! 289 00:12:26,438 --> 00:12:30,974 Smith will go first, representing management. 290 00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:35,445 Come back to work now, and our revenge will be minimal. 291 00:12:35,481 --> 00:12:37,013 Short and sweet. 292 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,248 Sandwich girl? 293 00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:39,189 Well... 294 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,385 I've never really done this before. 295 00:12:42,421 --> 00:12:43,787 Let's do the streamlined version. 296 00:12:43,822 --> 00:12:46,890 Drop slides 6, 11, and 13. 297 00:12:48,742 --> 00:12:51,761 Since the dawn of time, 298 00:12:51,797 --> 00:12:54,531 there have been workers... 299 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:57,467 and those who manage them. 300 00:13:03,545 --> 00:13:06,176 _ 301 00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:14,290 _ 302 00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:21,224 And that's why the entire concept of America 303 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:24,661 doesn't work without workers. 304 00:13:25,898 --> 00:13:28,064 Oh, snap! 305 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,833 She destroyed you, Smith. 306 00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:32,202 Young lady, that is the most brilliant negotiating 307 00:13:32,237 --> 00:13:34,271 - I've ever seen. - That's not even negotiating! 308 00:13:34,306 --> 00:13:38,141 I declare the strike over and accept all their demands. 309 00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:40,477 Now, let's get everybody back to work. 310 00:13:40,512 --> 00:13:41,945 I should get going, too. 311 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,080 I have a trunk full of tuna sandwiches to deliver... 312 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,115 from yesterday. 313 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:47,617 Forget sandwiches, sandwich girl. 314 00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:49,953 I'm so impressed that I'd like to hire you 315 00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:52,355 - as a CIA negotiator. - Really? 316 00:13:52,391 --> 00:13:55,158 An African warlord has kidnapped an American journalist, 317 00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:57,260 and you're going to get her back for us. 318 00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,728 Oh, no, no! 319 00:13:58,764 --> 00:14:00,964 She led a strike! You can't reward her for that! 320 00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:02,399 Ah, Smith... 321 00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:04,067 the only man who stood by me 322 00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:06,002 when everyone else walked out. 323 00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:07,904 You're fired for being a scab. 324 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,240 Fired?! But, sir, this is a huge... 325 00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:11,408 Scab says what? 326 00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:13,043 - I really don't... - Scab says what?! 327 00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:15,812 American icons, take him away! 328 00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:22,686 Would you look at that? 329 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:25,689 It's the actual car wash from "Breaking Bad." 330 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,824 They used a real car wash. 331 00:14:27,859 --> 00:14:29,659 Unlike those CGI car washes 332 00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:31,728 Hollywood keeps shoving down our throats these days. 333 00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:34,898 The clue says "Drive through the car wash." 334 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,900 Why would he ask us to clean a rental? 335 00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:38,768 - Makes no sense. - Roger's right. 336 00:14:38,804 --> 00:14:40,003 Something's off. 337 00:14:40,038 --> 00:14:41,738 Mom, just drive through the car wash. 338 00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:45,108 What you have to understand about Vince Pelican is, 339 00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:49,179 when he tells you to zig, he wants you to zag. 340 00:14:49,644 --> 00:14:50,880 What are you doing?! 341 00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,806 Driving through the car wash! 342 00:14:58,757 --> 00:15:00,924 Oh, reversos! 343 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,793 You found another clue! 344 00:15:13,138 --> 00:15:15,872 Before we begin, I want to introduce myself. 345 00:15:15,907 --> 00:15:19,209 Name's Hayley Smith. I am a negotiator at the CIA. 346 00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:21,044 Kind of a rising star over there. 347 00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:25,548 In fact, the deputy director of the CIA hired me personally. 348 00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:29,653 To conclude my brag, I am a very valuable asset... 349 00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:30,987 worth my weight in gold. 350 00:15:31,023 --> 00:15:33,923 Or, in your currency, "blood diamonds." 351 00:15:35,494 --> 00:15:37,360 Oh! You set her free. 352 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,162 My work here is done. 353 00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:42,697 Oh. I'm a hostage now. 354 00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:45,802 Hope the next negotiator is as good as I was. 355 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,709 Check it out! 356 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,445 Guess who's gonna be a Sub Hub employee... 357 00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:56,680 for Halloween! 358 00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:58,348 Oh, have you seen Hayley? 359 00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:01,151 I'm supposed to ask when I wear her clothes. 360 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,788 I haven't seen her since she stole my job. 361 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,557 ? Sad boy, sad boy ? 362 00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:08,992 ? What ya gonna do? ? 363 00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:12,295 ? What ya gonna do when they come for you? ? 364 00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:15,765 "Sad Boys" is filmed on location with real sad boys. 365 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,407 So now the warlord is holding me hostage. 366 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,244 Somehow, he got it in his head that I'm valuable. 367 00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:30,714 Oh, no! They've got Hayley?! 368 00:16:30,749 --> 00:16:32,983 I am so sorry, Smith. 369 00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:35,252 I know how big of a Ravens fan you are. 370 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,153 Sir, please tell me the Alpha Team 371 00:16:37,189 --> 00:16:38,955 is on their way to rescue my baby girl. 372 00:16:38,991 --> 00:16:40,957 Unfortunately, that's not possible. 373 00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:43,393 In the strike, the agents negotiated 374 00:16:43,428 --> 00:16:45,028 for summer-fun-time hours, 375 00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:47,230 and Alpha Team left to go speedboating. 376 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,332 I was just about to join them. 377 00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:52,903 I always get invited 378 00:16:52,938 --> 00:16:55,272 because I'm the best at applying sunscreen. 379 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,573 Wet swimsuits sag, 380 00:16:56,608 --> 00:16:59,609 so it's important to apply below the waistline. 381 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:03,346 Perhaps that could help you with your dead-daughter problem. 382 00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:08,485 Guess this is a solo mission. 383 00:17:10,622 --> 00:17:12,656 Okay, the clue at the car wash 384 00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:14,357 led us to Los Pollos Hermanos... 385 00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:17,193 Where we found the map on the back of the menu... 386 00:17:17,229 --> 00:17:19,195 That led us to the Mexican nursing home... 387 00:17:19,231 --> 00:17:21,264 Where I had sex with five homeless men. 388 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,767 - You what? - Oh, that was a side mission. 389 00:17:23,802 --> 00:17:25,468 Sometimes, I do side missions a lot. 390 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:28,805 The last clue says we should dig right here. 391 00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:36,980 It's a coffin. 392 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,816 Actually, if I know Vance Gilifinakis, 393 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,484 that's no coffin. 394 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,453 It's a treasure chest. 395 00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:47,624 Well done, reversos! 396 00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:49,092 You found me... Vince Gilligan. 397 00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:51,494 Let my recorded voice congratulate you. 398 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,830 After waiting here a few days, the dry desert air 399 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,366 is bound to have made my actual voice a little hoarse, 400 00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:58,568 but it was well worth it for the opportunity 401 00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:01,304 to meet my most loyal fans and shake their hands, 402 00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,406 which I'm sure I'm doing at this very moment. 403 00:18:03,442 --> 00:18:06,142 I'm proud as punch that you completed my treasure hunt 404 00:18:06,178 --> 00:18:08,545 before my week of rations ran out. 405 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,313 But enough recorded talk. 406 00:18:10,349 --> 00:18:12,315 It's time for me to hand you the treasure 407 00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:14,751 I've been keeping in my pocket. 408 00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:19,155 It's 100 bucks. 409 00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:23,159 - Yay! - Whoo! All right! 410 00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:27,497 Breaking Bad! Breaking Bad! Breaking Bad! 411 00:18:32,838 --> 00:18:35,138 Armed guards at every entrance. 412 00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:38,308 How can one man stop an army? 413 00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:42,178 And as if the terrible work hours aren't bad enough, 414 00:18:42,214 --> 00:18:44,381 I haven't got a raise in three years. 415 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,348 Tell me about it. 416 00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:46,683 I've been coughing for weeks 417 00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:48,018 after we burnt down that school. 418 00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:50,387 What's a guy gotta do to get an inhaler? 419 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,421 Hmm. 420 00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:53,456 Seems like these guerilla soldiers have 421 00:18:53,492 --> 00:18:56,826 some unfair working conditions. 422 00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,429 Hey, fellas. New guy here. 423 00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:02,198 Finally! We've been working 12 hours straight. 424 00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:03,933 Yep, I'm the new guy, all right. 425 00:19:03,969 --> 00:19:05,335 Transferred from the Sahara branch. 426 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,836 Great. We'll see you tomorrow. 427 00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:08,271 Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, fellas! 428 00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:10,974 My story checks out... new guy, Sahara branch. 429 00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:12,442 It's pretty sweet over there. 430 00:19:12,477 --> 00:19:15,111 We work summer-fun-time hours year-round. 431 00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:17,047 But I'm sure it's the same here, right? 432 00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:19,649 What?! We don't even get paid extra for weekends. 433 00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:22,752 I'm sorry... weekends? That's my time. 434 00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:25,855 I use it to organize my collection of looted valuables... 435 00:19:25,891 --> 00:19:28,124 which I get to keep most of, by the way. 436 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,727 What?! We have to give all our looted valuables 437 00:19:30,762 --> 00:19:32,128 to the boss! 438 00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:36,366 So you drive your own truck when you raid villages? 439 00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:38,968 Tell me they reimburse you for the mileage. 440 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,939 The repetitive motion from all this shooting 441 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,407 causes carpal tunnel. 442 00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,843 Your health insurance really should cover that. 443 00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:48,945 You're telling me child soldiers 444 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,847 make less money than adult soldiers?! 445 00:19:50,882 --> 00:19:53,349 That is morally indefensible. 446 00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,752 Management thinks they hold all the power. 447 00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,487 But you're the ones doing all the work. 448 00:19:57,522 --> 00:20:00,056 So how do we show them who's really in charge? 449 00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:01,758 Murder their families! 450 00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,093 Oh, okay. 451 00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:04,594 Let's... Let's keep that in our back pocket. 452 00:20:04,629 --> 00:20:08,298 I think the move for right now is a strike. 453 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,301 No warfare without healthcare! 454 00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:19,309 Oh, my God! Dad! 455 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,577 In the flesh. 456 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,179 Where's your backup team? 457 00:20:23,215 --> 00:20:24,681 They all had the afternoon off, 458 00:20:24,716 --> 00:20:25,949 thanks to you and your strike. 459 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:27,484 I'm so sorry. 460 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,418 No. Don't be. 461 00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:30,286 You taught me an important lesson. 462 00:20:30,322 --> 00:20:32,388 There is a time and a place for striking. 463 00:20:32,424 --> 00:20:35,091 When management puts profits above the health and welfare 464 00:20:35,127 --> 00:20:36,659 of the workers who earn it for them? 465 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:37,927 What?! No. 466 00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:40,830 When you need to destroy an organization from the inside. 467 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:43,767 You're such a dick, Dad. 468 00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,268 Speaking of being a dick, 469 00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:47,937 you're not gonna love this. 470 00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:50,673 Oh, man! This bag better be reusable! 471 00:20:52,077 --> 00:20:54,344 Oh! African wolverine! 472 00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:00,360 Bye! Have a beautiful time. 473 00:21:00,361 --> 00:21:02,361 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 34490

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