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So America is like this awesome house party
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that's been going for almost 200 years,
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and it's our generation's responsibility
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to keep the party going, you know?
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But me and the other D.C. daughters
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are totally big-tentish about it,
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because millennials
are all about diversity.
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We don't care whether you're rich or white
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or educated or thin or too thin or rich.
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You name it, we don't judge,
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because we're what America looks like now.
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Ugh.
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So Charity's being all Debbie Downer,
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because we're doing this "join
your dad at work day" thing,
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and she thinks we should
be doing her father first
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because he's in the
fricking majority party.
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That's not what I said.
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You always twist my words, bitch.
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Okay, cut.
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Charity, my darling, that's delicious,
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but you're gonna have to keep your head up
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when you talk 'cause you swallowed that.
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Bitch!
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Morning, Rodney. How are the kids?
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Good, good. Thanks, Senator.
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Well, if it isn't Senator Civility.
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You know, Peg, that was supposed to be
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a private conversation.
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Oops. Didn't know.
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Heard from the Watts, did you?
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Yes, and they heard from me.
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Gil John, this is a group from
the Bismarck libertarian party
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I'm showing around.
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Folks, say hello to Senator Gil
John Biggs of North Carolina.
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Boo!
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Wow. They all know your record.
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Impressive.
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Enjoy your tour,
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you tea-bagging whack jobs.
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Everyone's waiting, Senator.
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Okay, folks, welcome to
the belly of the beast,
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where the sausage is made, or used to be
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before we shut it down.
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Who's waiting?
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The crew for Real Daughters of D.C.
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And don't you start cussing, Senator.
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You agreed to this a week ago.
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Oh, for the love... I'm busy today.
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Oh, well, they're gonna love that,
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'cause they want to shoot you
in action on a typical day.
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On a typical day, I don't have
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a goddamn reality show in my office.
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Don't ever have kids, Tammy.
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Oh, no, there's no chance
of that, sir. Aaron and I...
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That wasn't an invitation to share, girl.
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I'm not in the mood.
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Read me, for Christ's
sakes. That's your job.
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Sorry, just don't ever have kids,
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that's all I'm saying.
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Oh. Sir?
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Senator. Good morning.
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- Where are you going?
- I have a briefing.
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Uh, no, sir, you...
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What is that smell?
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It's not a smell. It's a scent, Cologne.
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Uh, no, sir, that's too strong for Cologne.
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It's... Perfume.
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Okay, I ran out of Cologne,
so I borrowed some perfume
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- from my housekeeper.
- So cheap perfume.
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What's the big deal about me smelling good?
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For a briefing?
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- 'Sup?
- 'Sup, my man? 'Sup?
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Okay, let's not do that again.
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Is Marta here?
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Why would Marta be here? I got to go.
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This isn't gonna work.
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Kat, we got to get people to stop talking
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about who dropped what light on whom,
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and Columbus day could do that.
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Andy, I understand the part
about changing the subject,
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but you can't distract
people from a major scandal
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with a made-up war on a
holiday no one cares about.
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You can if you're good.
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- What's the briefing about?
- Stop following me.
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You don't need to know
everything I'm doing.
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It's literally my job to follow you
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and know everything you're doing.
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I'm meeting with Colonel Drake.
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It turns out he is also
the Pentagon's main expert
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on Al-Qaeda in Central Africa,
so I asked for a briefing.
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Since when you are
concerned about Al-Qaeda
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in Central Africa?
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I think the real question is,
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why isn't everyone concerned
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about Al-Qaeda in Central Africa?
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- Teeth check.
- Ugh. You're fine.
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Now, here we have the battle of Lake Erie.
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It was commissioned in 1865.
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You may have noticed that all
of the faces look the same,
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and that's because the
artist only used one model
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in order to cut his costs
and defraud the government.
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Now, in the next room, we're gonna...
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Gil John.
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Charlotte, what the hell is all this?
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I'm not Charlotte. I'm Cee. Cee Biggs.
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That's been my brand for two years,
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and this is my family.
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Great. You tell your cousin Guber
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to get his feet off my coffee table?
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Gil John, I don't believe you've met
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my executive producer, Connie Wyman?
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The Connie Wyman, who created
So You Want To Be A MILF
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and Pimp My Pet.
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Senator, I could not be more honored.
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Me either. Let's get this over with.
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When am I supposed to lose it?
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I'm already in the zone.
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Right now, I stand in
the district of Columbia,
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and so the covert war on
Columbus day is an attack
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on our very seat of government.
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- _
- This is a very important issue.
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Yeah, this isn't gonna work.
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Gentlemen.
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I'll have the steak and
eggs, medium rare, over easy,
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- and coffee, black.
- Very good, sir.
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And, Senator, will you have
your usual banana yogurt and...
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I'll have the same as the Colonel,
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except I'll have the steak
completely rare, flaming red.
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That'll be all, Lloyd.
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Yes, sir.
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So I thought we'd start
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with the Central African security status
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and the nonlethal aid we are funneling
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into the prefecture of Ombella-M'Poko.
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Uh, which prefecture, again?
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- Ombella-M'Poko.
- Roger that.
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And you spell that the
usual Central African way?
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And this painting of the White House
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being burned to the ground
inspires me every day.
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Senator, could you clear the area, please?
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Someone reported a gun in the building.
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I'm clearing the halls as we check it out.
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You mean this gun?
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- It's not bad bad, Senator.
- So it's okay?
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The post reprinted Senator DuPeche's
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stand-up routine word for word,
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and now everyone else is picking it up,
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- but if we play this right, sir...
- Ah, so it is bad.
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And I always thought that
being a senator's wife
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was as far as I could rise.
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How wrong I was.
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- Is that Robert? Robert.
- Hey, Betty.
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Robert, I read something
funny about you this morning,
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something cute. What was it?
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Don't tell me.
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Sir, are you there? S...
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Copy that.
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Suspect is near one echo niner, over.
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So as a Latino American,
I put this question
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to my Democrat friends in the Senate.
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De verdad? That's Spanish for "really?"
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Do you really want to abolish Columbus Day,
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our sole Hispanic holiday?
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Not counting Cinco de Mayo,
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which is only celebrated in bars.
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Do you really want to abolish the one day
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our schoolchildren get to stay at home
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and not hear about
Columbus's so-called genocide?
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I, uh... I yield.
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I'm yielding. Thank you.
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Sir...
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Huh. Wonder what's happening.
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Just you explaining how Central Africa
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could become a hub for
bad actors like Al-Kabab.
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Al-Shabaab.
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I always get them confused.
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Al-Kabab is a fast-food chain.
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Go on.
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Robert, you have to come
by and see my new office.
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I kept a few of Paul's things,
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like the mounted bobcat,
which I shot, by the way,
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because it got in the garbage.
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I may be an appointee,
but I'm a real Idaho girl.
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I'm not just an empty pantsuit.
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What, you can't take a few jokes?
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My mother beat the black off of me?
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That's the funny bit.
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It was in the Post.
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Robert, we were all drinking.
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It just fell out of my mouth.
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On account of you'd
been thinking it so long.
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Why didn't you just call me a...
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House slave?
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Good catch. I'll work it in next time.
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Ah.
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We've stopped.
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Oh, what's happening?
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Why the red light?
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Are we missing a vote?
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Sir? It's Mrs. Biggs.
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What is it, Maddie?
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Honey bear, I know you're hating this,
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but it's an opportunity to show you
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hard at work for North Carolina,
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to show you engaged.
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Doing what, shouting at Cee Biggs?
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- Ugh.
- Okay, Senator.
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- This is just a day in the life.
- I got to go.
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- I'll call you later.
- Oh, wait...
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We're not looking for any
up-tempo dramatic beats,
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just some actuality to set the scene.
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Don't try too hard, Gil
John. Just act natural.
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You know what'd be natural?
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You calling me "dad" instead of "Gil John."
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Okay. The tension is good.
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I'm liking the foreshadowing.
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Calling you "Gil John" is more honest
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than calling you "dad."
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And honesty is one of
my core brand values...
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Hold on, honey.
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We have to talk about
something classified real quick.
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Just keep rolling. No, look away.
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Go out in the hall and pull the fire alarm.
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I'm impressed.
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I am exercising my second amendment right
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to carry a firearm for my own protection.
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Right on, Peg. Take your stand.
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You go, girl!
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Come and take it!
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Come and take it! Come and take it!
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Senator, put down the gun,
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or we will disarm you by force. Right?
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I wish I could help you out, son,
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but I'm afraid we're not
in your country of origin.
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This is America.
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USA!
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USA! USA! USA!
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What's going on? Oh. Oh.
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Clear!
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Code red. Shut it down.
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What's going on?
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- Spaz.
- No, stay put!
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Close the door!
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Was that gunfire?
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Yes, sir. Handgun, single round.
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There is a shelter-in-place alert.
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A terrorist attack?
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Could be anything, sir.
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- Could be accidental discharge.
- My first thought.
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Just hope the sounds of
battle don't trigger anything.
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- Sir?
- I've been in the shit.
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Didn't serve, but I
got lit up in the 'Stan.
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I think I read about that.
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Probably, yeah. It was widely covered.
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Still hard to talk about.
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You been deployed to the sandbox, Colonel?
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Yes, sir, nine times.
260
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:09,337
Oh, so then you know what's it like.
261
00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,871
I do not pose a threat.
262
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,139
I will not challenge you,
263
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,741
but I won't allow myself to be disarmed.
264
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,176
Senator, we don't want
this to get out of control.
265
00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:18,446
Just put the gun down.
266
00:11:18,546 --> 00:11:22,416
I'm going to continue about
my business as a free citizen.
267
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,518
Senator, we can't allow you.
268
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:27,020
Fascists. What is this, the Ukraine?
269
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,856
Senator, don't move!
270
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,358
♪ My country ♪
271
00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:32,225
♪ 'Tis of thee ♪
272
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,896
♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪
273
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:39,132
♪ Of thee I sing ♪
274
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,603
♪ Land where my fathers died ♪
275
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:46,374
♪ land of the pilgrims' pride ♪
276
00:11:46,407 --> 00:11:48,442
Hey, Becky. Hey, Elise.
277
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,577
- Hi, sir.
- Hello, Senator Guzman.
278
00:11:49,677 --> 00:11:51,412
I'm Ben. This is Tomas.
279
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,280
What do you think is
happening out there, sir?
280
00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:54,648
I have no idea.
281
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,283
They said to shelter in place, Senator.
282
00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:59,019
In place is good, son.
Out of sight is better.
283
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,622
This is the Senate floor.
If there's a psycho gunman,
284
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,290
there's a good chance he's headed here.
285
00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:05,393
This vent is our best option.
286
00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:07,861
I'll go first in case there's danger.
287
00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:14,602
Okay, so Hollywood's just
one damn lie after another.
288
00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:16,303
What about the maintenance tunnel?
289
00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:17,705
Anyone know how to get down there?
290
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,973
I do. The staircase is
behind the cloakroom.
291
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,409
Follow me.
292
00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:24,111
Hey, wait for me.
293
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,646
This breaking news just in to us,
294
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,516
unconfirmed reports that
a gun, or multiple guns,
295
00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:31,585
have been fired once or
perhaps many times, we are told,
296
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,621
in or around the United
States Capitol building
297
00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:35,856
or somewhere in that vicinity.
298
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,525
Tammy, call security.
299
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,660
Tell 'em to unlock the door,
so you can go get Buster.
300
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,062
Me? You want me to go out there?
301
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,565
Dog in jeopardy. We
couldn't have scripted this.
302
00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,534
Senator, maybe we could
just do a quick interview
303
00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:48,135
about what Buster means to you...
304
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,803
No, no. You can't keep filming.
305
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,672
This could be an emergency situation.
306
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:55,476
A real-life one, not some damn TV show.
307
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,882
I'm not getting any bars.
308
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,016
I wonder what's going on.
309
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,652
Maybe it's terrorists.
310
00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:06,954
Do you think the elevator's being hijacked?
311
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:11,191
Betty, look around you. There
are no terrorists aboard.
312
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,693
If you don't count Rose.
313
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,194
Will you give it a rest?
314
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,195
You're not even gonna apologize?
315
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,497
For what?
316
00:13:16,597 --> 00:13:18,131
Your date even thought it was funny.
317
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,468
By the way, what's up with the date?
318
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,703
Andy's influence?
319
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:26,807
I was only out on a date because Eve...
320
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,275
Left.
321
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,679
Oh, Robert, honey. Eve left you?
322
00:13:31,779 --> 00:13:34,114
I'm so sorry. I hadn't heard.
323
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,585
Robert, check the roof.
324
00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:41,522
How much longer do you think it'll be?
325
00:13:41,622 --> 00:13:43,991
- Are you cold, sir?
- No, no.
326
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:48,195
Well, maybe a little. The
air conditioning, you know.
327
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:53,366
No, no. Colonel, then you'll be...
328
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:56,336
It's okay.
329
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,671
I run a little hot.
330
00:13:57,771 --> 00:14:03,176
Oh, well, then, in that case, thanks.
331
00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:06,747
Lot of fruit salad here, Colonel.
332
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,618
Yes, sir. I guess it is a little much,
333
00:14:10,718 --> 00:14:14,021
but there's not a decoration
there that I'm not proud of.
334
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,424
Purple Heart, I see. You
bled for your country.
335
00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:20,093
I guess I could have done without that one.
336
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,629
May I ask how you...
337
00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,564
Actually, sir, I'd
rather not talk about it,
338
00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:24,565
if that's okay.
339
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:27,067
Oh, absolutely, sure.
340
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:33,406
There are things I
myself find hard to share,
341
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,844
so we're sort of in the same boat.
342
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,279
Yes.
343
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,614
No.
344
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,815
I understand that you're very busy,
345
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,051
but it's the senator's dog!
346
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,053
John, from where I'm standing,
we can see emergency vehicles
347
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,556
parked in front of the
Capitol with their lights on,
348
00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:51,992
which may indicate that whatever
has happened is still happening.
349
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:55,228
Senator, I'm sorry, they're
not gonna open the door.
350
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,098
We have not seen officers
emerge from those vehicles yet.
351
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,467
Rodney? That you?
352
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,580
Come here, boy. Come here.
353
00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:16,249
- There he is. Good boy.
- Come on.
354
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,919
Come on.
355
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,621
- Oh.
- That's my boy.
356
00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:22,355
I found him in the hallway, and I thought
357
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,991
maybe he wanted to come home.
358
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,026
Oh, why are all the doors locked?
359
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,596
Tight on the dog. That dog is bloody gold.
360
00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:34,467
Buster, there you are!
Oh, I missed you, boy!
361
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:37,504
Where have you been? What's going on here?
362
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:40,340
Oh, it's a shoot for
Real Daughters of D.C.,
363
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,809
my reality show.
364
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:44,511
Oh. I'm a D.C. daughter.
365
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,614
Yes, you are.
366
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,452
There was another guy, Rose.
367
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,755
You don't have to tell me about it, Robert.
368
00:15:54,855 --> 00:15:57,457
She left me for someone in the motor trade.
369
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,292
Sounds like a Beatles song.
370
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,862
Oh, great, now I can never
enjoy the Beatles again.
371
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,496
From what I hear through the walls,
372
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,332
you only listen to opera anyway.
373
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,668
Opera explains life.
374
00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:12,005
Maybe it explains you,
all pomposity and artifice.
375
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,875
I need to use the ladies' room.
376
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,544
Betty, I'm sure we'll be
on our way in a minute.
377
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,246
Why are you so hard on me, Rose?
378
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,981
Why are you so easy?
379
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,083
Eve hated D.C.,
380
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,719
so you didn't ask her to come down much.
381
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,790
So she never felt included
in your Washington life.
382
00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:33,727
Truth is, Washington is
people kissing your ass.
383
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,129
Home is boring as sin.
384
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,466
You knew exactly what you
could do to fix your marriage.
385
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,668
You just didn't want to.
386
00:16:40,768 --> 00:16:44,571
Robert, you left her years ago.
387
00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:47,975
How do you know this?
388
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:51,044
How do you think I got to be single again?
389
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,613
Dumb luck?
390
00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:54,915
- So how's Stephie, Elise?
- Who?
391
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,485
Stephie, that page I always see you with.
392
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,689
- Tall girl.
- Oh, she's fine.
393
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:02,890
How come you know all the girls' names,
394
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,692
but you don't know the boys'?
395
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,126
Uh, we'd never met before, right, guys?
396
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,862
Yeah, once, sir. You sent me for Vaseline.
397
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,998
We met when you nominated me, sir.
398
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,000
- You're my senator.
- Of course.
399
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,935
Now, these tunnels go
under the whole Capitol?
400
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,837
They actually go under most of the mall.
401
00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:18,405
During reconstruction, members used them
402
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,273
to vanish before difficult votes.
403
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,142
Phone, where are we?
404
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:26,579
You are under the Washington
monument in Washington, D.C.
405
00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,281
Too far. Sorry.
406
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,719
Restaurants near the
Washington monument include...
407
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,320
wonder what's taking so long.
408
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,857
Probably evacuating the
women and children first.
409
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,859
Sir...
410
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:41,561
I should have answered your question.
411
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,430
I was wounded in Ramadi.
412
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,132
Colonel Drake, you don't have to...
413
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,835
I was in the command seat of an MRAP,
414
00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,069
and we got hit with an EFP,
415
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,872
which is an ied with a splatter charge.
416
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:53,741
Sure, splatter charge.
417
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:57,110
The blast shot molten
copper into my forearm.
418
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,114
Pulverized the bone,
sent a shower of splinters
419
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,951
into the knee of my turret gunner.
420
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,288
Uh, how... was he...
421
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,758
he came through okay.
422
00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:12,826
The splinters are still there.
423
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,928
Calls me his blood brother.
424
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,629
You... you stay in touch with him?
425
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:18,531
Oh, I do.
426
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,200
He's my boyfriend now.
427
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,903
Oh.
428
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:25,272
I guess that answers
your other question, sir.
429
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,375
Other question?
430
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,344
Whether I was available.
431
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,015
John, the media have been flooding the zone
432
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,616
for a good ten minutes now,
433
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:38,786
and it appears that we have
flushed out a new development...
434
00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:41,889
- Ah, Marta.
- Yes, Miss de Portago?
435
00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:43,824
You don't happen to do alterations, do you?
436
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:44,892
I'm going to an event tonight and...
437
00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:46,459
W... what's going on?
438
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,930
There's a terrorist on
Capitol Hill shooting people.
439
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:52,065
- O... okay, uh, I am being told...
- What?
440
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,801
That Senator Gil John Biggs is on the line
441
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,102
from inside the building.
442
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,804
Senator Biggs, are you with us?
443
00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:59,106
I am, Shelby. Glad to be talking with you.
444
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,508
So tell us, what's the
situation like in there?
445
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,575
What are you seeing?
446
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,211
- Gil John!
- Not much.
447
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,147
Just trying to keep a lid on
things, keep my staff calm.
448
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,048
Gil John!
449
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,817
Hold on a second, Shelby.
450
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:10,951
Charlotte, I'm doing an interview!
451
00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:12,619
Do you see what's happening?
452
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,454
Do you see what's happening over there?
453
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,123
You know what might be quite fun?
454
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,691
Me and you have a chat,
talk about the day's events,
455
00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,593
I mean, you just relax, be yourself.
456
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,563
Who else would I be?
457
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,865
No, of course.
458
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:27,234
Oh, you are too perfect.
459
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,670
That Mormon twit is trying to
elbow her way on to our show!
460
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,273
- We have to kick her out now.
- Senator?
461
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,208
We're receiving some new information.
462
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,644
It appears that Senator Peg Stanchion
463
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,212
may be responsible for this crisis.
464
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,914
She was trying to make
some sort of statement
465
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,415
about open carry laws,
466
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,218
and that devolved into a
crisis with the Capitol police.
467
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,920
What?
468
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,989
Peg Stanchion is the reason
we're all in lockdown?
469
00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:50,723
- You're kidding me!
- I'm not, sir.
470
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,926
- Any comment?
- I got to go, Shelby.
471
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,361
I'll talk to you later, buddy.
472
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,965
Cold, dead fingers! Cold, dead fingers!
473
00:19:58,065 --> 00:20:01,201
Cold, dead fingers! Cold, dead fingers!
474
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,771
Cold, dead fingers! Cold, dead fingers!
475
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,239
Cold, dead fingers!
476
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,276
Back off! This is your final warning.
477
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:13,513
I will draw down on you.
It's my constitutional right.
478
00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:16,783
For Christ's sake, Peg.
479
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,086
Quit pulling rights out
of your cold, dead ass.
480
00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,621
- Hey!
- There, done.
481
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,656
Gil John.
482
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:27,260
That was perfect, Daddy.
483
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,130
Gil John!
484
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,200
Finally.
485
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,269
So... I'm sorry.
486
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,873
- For what?
- For the jokes, okay?
487
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:47,948
- But I did kill up there.
- Yeah, I know.
488
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:53,486
I did it. I got it open!
489
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,523
Where are we now?
490
00:20:56,623 --> 00:21:00,693
You are on New Jersey
Avenue and southwest drive.
491
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,995
Oh, there, an exit door.
492
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,730
I'll go first. There might be cameras.
493
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,365
We don't mind.
494
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,267
Are you trained to engage with the media?
495
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,069
Anybody can do a TV interview. I did one.
496
00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,038
When? After a science fair?
497
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:13,941
After I rescued a woman
swept out to sea during Sandy.
498
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,943
Local news.
499
00:21:15,976 --> 00:21:19,079
This is the majors.
I've got this one, kids.
500
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,284
John, reactions to the standoff
501
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,219
have fallen along partisan lines,
502
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,956
with Democrats calling it a dangerous stunt
503
00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:32,125
and Republicans comparing
it to Waco, the Alamo,
504
00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,727
and Thermopylae, and while this building
505
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,030
may not look like... oh, my goodness.
506
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:40,033
I... John, I don't know if
you can see behind me, but...
507
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,602
It appears that Senator
Andy Guzman has emerged
508
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:43,971
from the Senate building
509
00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:46,039
with what appears to
be several young pages.
510
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,740
I'm gonna try and get a word.
511
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,278
Well, thank you, Colonel.
That was very informative.
512
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,545
Senator, I...
513
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,614
uh, I should probably
be checking in my team.
514
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,983
I'm sure they've been worried.
515
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,119
May I just say, hooah, Colonel?
516
00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:02,155
Hooah, sir. Good luck.
517
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,357
Did you rescue these young pages?
518
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,460
Well, "rescue" is a strong word, Shelby.
519
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,828
Becky, what do you think?
520
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,263
You should talk to Tomas.
521
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,232
- He really did rescue someone.
- Then again,
522
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,267
I don't want to take the words
out of your mouth, Shelby.
523
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,336
If "rescue" feels right,
I say you go with it.
524
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,505
Oh, excuse me one second here.
525
00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:19,806
I... I've got a phone call.
526
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,541
- Okay? Thank you.
- My God, Marta.
527
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,343
How heroic does my senator look?
528
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,345
You know, with his...
with his hair all messed up
529
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,081
like that from saving those children!
530
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,849
You have no idea how worried I was.
531
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:32,019
You should have texted me!
532
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,022
Oh, no, no. I know you were busy rescuing,
533
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:38,891
but, uh, I thought you might be dead.
534
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,760
Oh, Andy.
535
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,163
Andy, I'm so relieved.
536
00:22:43,164 --> 00:22:50,164
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536
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:57,320
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