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Also, we're gonna need
a ProMAX concealable.
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- Ultralight Gold Flex.
- Mm.
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And what's that?
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Uh, kevlar vest. It's thin enough to go
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under your dress shirt.
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Now, you want the optional
auto shell carrier with
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rifle plate pockets?
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- Roger that.
- Rifle plates?
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We need you to remove your shirt, sir,
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so I can measure from your sternal notch
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down to your belly button.
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Lose the jacket, sir.
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Now, you want the full back plate
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with kidney wings for
blood trauma protection ?
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- What?
- Yeah.
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With spike 1-rated stab resistant inserts.
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Hm, got it.
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No worries, sir.
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Nobody gets stabbed in Afghanistan.
Besides, any assailant will
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have to go through me first.
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Yeah, I... I'm not worried
about anything. I, uh...
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You're payin' for that, right?
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Sync by jamesh - corrected by chamallow
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Wow, both Lindsey and Mitch
are down in their primaries.
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It's a bitch of a year to run.
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I don't envy you guys.
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And we appreciate your pity, Andrew.
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I mean, if any of you lose,
we all suffer, of course.
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But I'll manage. I'm a survivor.
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Hunting and gathering.
Well, mostly gathering.
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- I had stuff on hold.
- Wow.
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I wasn't aware you already had a key.
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It's true.
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Our relationship's a
little ahead of schedule.
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Thank you for noticing, Louis.
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How much fun is this playing house?
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Oh, Adriana, I don't think shopping at Saks
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is playing house.
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I think bringing back the paper towels
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you went out to get is playing house.
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They don't carry paper towels at Saks.
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- I checked.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- You better get out of here
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- before you get it.
- What?
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You don't think I can take care of myself?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Would you mind? This is the kitchen.
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Sorry, Louis.
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Oh, my God, what is that for?
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- He's going to Afghanistan.
- Really?
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But why?
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Congressional delegation.
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Wow. Amazing.
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Amazing. You are so brave, Louis.
Are you going? You should go.
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Me? What the hell for?
I'm not running this year.
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This could be your last chance
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to be seen with the troops in the field.
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If Obama really brings them home,
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this war could be over by the time
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that you run for president.
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- President?
- Oh.
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Now, I'm running for president?
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You know you are.
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The whole world knows you are.
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Seriously, you should go.
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Rand Paul wouldn't, and
you can use the contrast.
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- Hey, Rosie.
- What the hell, Louis?
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You are goin' to Afghanistan?
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I know. It's not me.
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Really not you, darlin'.
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Very McCain, but not you.
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I'm being primaried,
Rose, by a buffalo rancher
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who's legally killed two people.
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- Men.
- Come on in.
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- You want some coffee?
- Always.
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Oh, morning, Andy.
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Missed you at the hearing yesterday.
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- Why are you here?
- I live here now, Rosalyn.
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Oh, God, you've been returned to the wild.
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Be nice. I'm still healing.
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- Why are you here?
- We share a wall.
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That one.
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I work on historic bills
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four feet away from your clown-ass TV.
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That's an awesome thought.
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Wait, are they historic if they don't pass?
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So help me understand, Louis:
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To beat Buffalo Bob,
you're flying to a war zone.
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Well, it sounds idiotic when you say it.
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The trip's the RNC's idea
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to say no to Obama's cut and run.
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Your side's so messed up now, honey.
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Lincoln would puke.
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Listen, you want me to water your garden
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when you're gone?
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You almost lost the hydrangeas
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when you went to Davos.
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That would be great, Rosie.
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Who wants a fashion show?
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Me.
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We all do.
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Well, I'll let you get back
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to whatever.
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It's a party. Mm-hmm.
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Bye.
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And cancel my lunch with committee council.
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I've got a 1.00 at Solar Planet.
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Right, thanks, bye.
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Solar Planet?
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- The tanning salon?
- Shh.
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- What?
- The driver.
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They all tweet now.
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Why the hell are you
goin' to a tanning salon?
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We're about to leave for Afghanistan.
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I know, and I don't wanna show up
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looking so... so Western.
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What are you talking about?
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They're a dusky-skinned people.
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The tan shows respect.
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That's insane.
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I've been a missionary, Gil.
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I know something about
cultural sensitivity.
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Huh.
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Where exactly did the church send you?
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Iceland.
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Home of the whitest people on earth.
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They have their own issues.
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Can we please change the subject
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before you-know-who overhears something
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that could be taken out of context?
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How about those wizards?
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They've been eliminated.
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That's what I meant.
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Quite a surprise.
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It was a month ago.
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Okay.
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So the bad news is we're
technically violating
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the law by engaging in political activity
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in a government office,
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but the good news is we're
only doing it for 30 seconds.
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The buy on this is two weeks
in the suburban markets.
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He was ready on day 1,
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ready on day 179
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and day 2,478.
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For 17 years, he's been ready
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every day to help people,
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people who are ready to help themselves
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to turn their lives around,
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people who don't make excuses,
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who dig deep, like Robert
Bettencourt himself,
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who had a vision for himself
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and for Pennsylvania,
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and has been getting it done ever since.
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Robert Bettencourt:
Accepting responsibility
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with no excuses.
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My name is Robert Bettencourt,
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and I approve this message.
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I guess maybe "approve" is a little strong.
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All right. Back to work.
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Amazing. What does he get?
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Like a finder's fee?
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Okay, okay, what's so funny?
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Nothing, Senator.
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- Just girl talk.
- Just girl talk.
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No, come on.
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Tell me.
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- Senator Bettencourt has struck again.
- What?
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He tried to set you up with someone?
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- Aaron Stinson.
- Aaron.
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Robert's L.A.
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Okay, okay, I can see it.
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He's already asked Tammy out for drinks.
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Well, I'm not surprised.
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Your blouses are so tight,
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they could put someone's eye out.
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What?
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The buttons. Get it?
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If they pop...
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Oh, never mind, it's one of those stupid
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macho jokes I make all the time.
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I'm incorrigible.
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Spread the word.
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Any messages?
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I'll just leave those there.
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You understand the concept
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of a senate hideaway, don't you, Katherine?
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How else am I supposed to
get anything in front of you?
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You're never in the office.
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By the way, this is a
lot nicer than the office.
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How did you get a window?
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Swapped hideaways with Mauer.
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He never used his.
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Needed my vote for the student loan bill,
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which still failed.
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I'd say I got the better deal.
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You sold your vote for a rec room ?
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No, I was gonna vote for it anyway.
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Farkus and I both agreed to
cancel out each other's vote.
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- Mauer didn't know this?
- Never asked.
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It's all 3D chess, Katherine.
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It's not my fault when
people can't keep up.
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I need you to cover for me
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at the transportation markup today.
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- I've got a meeting.
- No, you don't.
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Her name's Adriana.
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Adriana. This would be your latest.
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My latest.
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Why do you always say "latest"?
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If I don't learn the name,
I don't have to forget it.
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I'm recently divorced, for Christ's sake.
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- It's a shopping period.
- Such a special time.
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Besides, she's serious people.
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Adriana de Portago. Ring a bell?
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Andy, let me count the ways
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that dating that woman
could go terribly wrong.
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- One...
- Katherine...
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- Two...
- I like her... in real time.
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Unlike my ex, who had meat "good-bye."
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at least ten, and that is
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without even checking TMZ.
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Katherine, I am not Bubba.
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I am not reckless.
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I would never risk everything
that we've worked for.
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Andy, you blew up your marriage
a week before the last election
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over a nanny.
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Okay. That's one time.
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Okay, so this is you
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being conveyed to your next confab.
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Everything looks squared away,
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proper distance between vehicles,
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gunners scanning the perimeter.
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The most powerful army
on earth is on the move.
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And then,
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boom.
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What? What just happened?
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Humvee just got blown to shit, Maddie.
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What was your mistake? Hm?
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Your mistake was being in that convoy.
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Any and all military
vehicles are IED magnets,
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so that's not how we roll.
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Same thing with air transport.
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- Boom.
- Wait a minute.
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- Wasn't that a Soviet helicopter?
- It's a simulation, Senator Biggs,
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just to show you what you're up against.
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I don't understand this.
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None of the congressional
delegations in the past
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had any security problems with the army.
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That's luck.
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Luck?
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Uh, Bo, if I may.
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Mrs. Biggs, for us, codels
are mission specific.
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We deliver high-value
packages quickly and safely.
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Unlike the military, it's all we do.
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We're FedEx to the army's postal service.
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Maddie, there's a reason
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why half of all Americans in Afghanistan
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are private contractors,
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because they get the job done cheaper
and more efficiently than the military.
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Well, Carthage Security
Systems is the gold standard
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of private security.
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We couldn't be in better hands, Maddie.
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In fact, there hasn't
been a single incident
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where one of our...
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Well, of course, unless I'm mistaken,
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00:10:46,857 --> 00:10:49,384
everybody walked away from that one.
267
00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:52,875
Mm, well, there's a learning curve.
There's no question about that, but...
268
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:56,366
Hey, isn't Carthage one of
your biggest contributors?
269
00:10:56,899 --> 00:10:58,828
Gee, you think?
270
00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,986
No worries, Maddie.
271
00:11:02,185 --> 00:11:05,178
Ain't nothin' gonna happen to us.
272
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,495
You know what I really hate about the trip?
273
00:11:11,495 --> 00:11:16,515
I'm missin' the Bobcats game.
I'm missin' a classic rivalry.
274
00:11:16,515 --> 00:11:19,641
Skybox, fully-catered spread,
275
00:11:19,641 --> 00:11:21,868
little hostess cupcakes runnin' around.
276
00:11:22,035 --> 00:11:24,960
Christ, I must be crazy.
277
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,255
You're a real perks guy,
aren't you, Gil John?
278
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,217
I am a perks guy, Robert.
279
00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:31,277
If you've earned them, if you're worthy,
280
00:11:31,277 --> 00:11:35,866
there's no shame to it.
281
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:39,191
Pause it, would you? I gotta pee.
282
00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:02,166
Louis? You okay?
283
00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:05,790
Do you know any good prayers?
284
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,515
Well, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
285
00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:12,972
They're not mormon.
286
00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:17,128
My mormon prayers haven't
been working out lately.
287
00:12:21,118 --> 00:12:25,075
Could you lead me in one of yours?
288
00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:28,433
Yeah, sure, I guess.
289
00:12:42,265 --> 00:12:46,222
Go ahead.
290
00:12:47,285 --> 00:12:49,413
Oh, God...
291
00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:53,469
Oh, God.
292
00:12:53,469 --> 00:12:55,863
- Oh, God, m... most...
- God.
293
00:12:55,863 --> 00:12:58,157
Oh, God.
294
00:12:58,391 --> 00:13:01,416
Oh, God. Oh, God!
295
00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:03,079
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God,
296
00:13:03,079 --> 00:13:04,142
oh, God, oh, God.
297
00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:06,636
Oh, God!
298
00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:28,847
Everything about this is so hot.
299
00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:35,961
Yo, I'm Andy Guzman.
300
00:13:35,961 --> 00:13:37,226
Got any Florida boys here?
301
00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:39,153
Miami, sir. I voted for you.
302
00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:41,514
Thank you, Soldier.
303
00:13:41,514 --> 00:13:46,103
Little slap for junior!
Anyone hail from Nevada?
304
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:48,231
Four corners, maybe?
305
00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:50,159
Any of the box states?
306
00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:52,653
Sorry to hear about the
divorce, Senator Guzman.
307
00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:54,582
Well, it looks like you
landed on your feet, sir.
308
00:13:55,945 --> 00:13:58,970
Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
309
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:01,697
Who the fuck brings a date to Afghanistan??
310
00:14:01,697 --> 00:14:03,392
That's Andy for you.
311
00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:05,920
He took two girls to
Mike Wallace's funeral.
312
00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:32,784
- Who are you with?
- What... what's that?
313
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,713
Who are you with? What network?
314
00:14:34,713 --> 00:14:37,539
Oh, no, no, I' m... I'm not media.
I... I work for RNC Communications.
315
00:14:37,539 --> 00:14:39,201
Angie. Angie Sullivan.
316
00:14:39,201 --> 00:14:42,327
Shelby Mellman. I'm with
the Reno Post Tribune.
317
00:14:42,327 --> 00:14:44,687
Covering senator Laffer. Oh, yeah?
318
00:14:44,687 --> 00:14:46,782
I'm surprised your paper
can afford to send you.
319
00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,677
They can't, really.
320
00:14:48,677 --> 00:14:50,640
But Laffer's in a tight race.
321
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,130
He might lose, which'll
be a big deal in Nevada.
322
00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:56,724
Who is that guy talking to Angie?
323
00:14:56,924 --> 00:15:00,382
Oh, that's Shelby Mellman.
324
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:02,477
He works for the Reno paper.
325
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,936
Why is he on this trip?
326
00:15:04,936 --> 00:15:08,228
Well, it's your hometown newspaper, sir.
327
00:15:08,228 --> 00:15:10,489
You're running for reelection.
328
00:15:10,489 --> 00:15:12,218
It's not that strange.
329
00:15:12,384 --> 00:15:14,579
I don't like it.
330
00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:16,241
Why does a little rag
like the Post-Tribune
331
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:19,699
send a reporter to Afghanistan?
332
00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:24,287
To catch you supporting our troops, sir.
333
00:15:24,287 --> 00:15:27,080
No. No, he's up to something.
334
00:15:27,346 --> 00:15:30,272
Jesus, Louis, you're sweatin' like a pig.
335
00:15:30,272 --> 00:15:33,199
We're flying over a desert,
in case you hadn't heard.
336
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:38,418
What on earth are you wearing?
Have you got on kevlar leggings?
337
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:41,079
They shoot at planes while
they're landing, you know.
338
00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:42,740
You got an armored cup too?
339
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:43,772
Gil.
340
00:15:43,772 --> 00:15:46,431
For God's sake, Gil.
341
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:49,025
- We're being taped.
- Relax.
342
00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:52,515
- Angie works for us.
- You're such an idiot.
343
00:15:52,515 --> 00:15:54,610
Haven't you ever heard of the YouTube?
344
00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:56,074
Yes.
345
00:15:56,074 --> 00:15:58,435
I told you about it.
346
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,829
No wonder you're already seven points down.
347
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,921
Senator Biggs, the
pilot sends serious props
348
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:08,010
and wants to know if you
wanna fly the aircraft.
349
00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:13,130
Awesome ship, hey, Coach?
350
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,624
Oughta be, son, these
babies cost 70 million a pop.
351
00:16:15,624 --> 00:16:17,552
It's a lot of plane.
352
00:16:17,552 --> 00:16:20,811
I can't believe two years ago,
I was renting beach umbrellas.
353
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:25,167
- I'm livin' the dream, Coach.
- We both are, son.
354
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:26,496
I'm not really flying, am I?
355
00:16:26,496 --> 00:16:29,190
No, sir, neither am I.
356
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:31,584
Autopilot. Ah, but we're on the approach.
357
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,511
I'm about to earn my pay.
358
00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:36,538
Oh, quick favor, sir.
359
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:39,730
Any chance I could score
an autograph for my dad?
360
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,591
Huge tar heels fan.
361
00:16:41,591 --> 00:16:45,116
No problem, son.
362
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,633
Awesome, could you make
it out to "Big Dog"?
363
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:54,159
- Big dog.
- I grew up "Little Dog."
364
00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:56,254
kept it as my handle at flight school.
365
00:16:56,254 --> 00:16:59,380
Everyone called me "Little Dog"
except for my flight instructor,
366
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:03,635
who called me "Little Douche."
367
00:17:03,635 --> 00:17:05,730
I'm gonna get have to get my
co back up here now, Coach.
368
00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:08,058
Air Force kind of insists on it.
369
00:17:08,191 --> 00:17:10,617
Oh, sure. Thanks for the ride, son.
370
00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:13,245
Oh, this is sick.
371
00:17:13,245 --> 00:17:16,337
Dude, check it out! Signed
by Coach Biggs himself.
372
00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:19,130
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
373
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:22,188
It is my pleasure to welcome
you to Afghan air space.
374
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:26,844
At this time, I'd like to suggest
that you hang on to your balls.
375
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,818
Ha, boo-yah.
376
00:17:36,818 --> 00:17:39,245
- Who's rank in here?
- A Colonel Wozniak.
377
00:17:39,245 --> 00:17:42,138
Coalition security head for the airfield.
378
00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:44,565
That was terrifying.
379
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,427
It's all in your head, babe.
380
00:17:46,427 --> 00:17:48,356
Just gotta tell yourself
it's an amusement park ride.
381
00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:51,713
Do you even know how terror works?
382
00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:57,599
- Sir, stop.
- Hello??
383
00:17:57,599 --> 00:18:00,159
I'm a member of this
delegation too, you know?
384
00:18:00,159 --> 00:18:03,418
It's like I don't exist to these guys.
385
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,479
- Welcome to Bagram, Senators.
- Well, thank you, Colonel.
386
00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:07,208
I hear we're not losin'.
387
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,236
Your intel's probably
better than mine, Senator.
388
00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:11,430
I understand you made your
own security arrangements, sir?
389
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:12,993
That's right. Carthage Systems.
390
00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:14,755
We wanna highlight the contributions
391
00:18:14,755 --> 00:18:16,750
that private contractors have made
392
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,047
to the security here in Afghanistan.
393
00:18:18,047 --> 00:18:21,572
Yes, sir, and what a heck
of a contribution it is.
394
00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,998
That's Team Oakley over there.
395
00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:26,093
Oh, yes.
396
00:18:26,093 --> 00:18:27,390
Deputy Ambassador's waiting to brief you
397
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,019
over at base command.
398
00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:30,116
You sure we just can't
run you over by helo?
399
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:31,812
Only take a couple minutes.
400
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:33,674
- Oh, that'd be great.
- No, no, thanks, Colonel.
401
00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:35,537
That's... we're good.
402
00:18:35,537 --> 00:18:37,531
Oh, I never felt heat like this before.
403
00:18:37,797 --> 00:18:39,825
I grew up in a swamp.
404
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:40,956
Gentlemen.
405
00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:43,060
Welcome to Afghanistan.
406
00:18:43,161 --> 00:18:44,957
Ready for a hard roll?
407
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:46,858
A what?
408
00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:54,554
All clear. Three coming through!
409
00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:56,416
Three four, approaching follow checkpoint.
410
00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:58,345
Roger that, skip.
411
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,938
What does that mean? All weapons red?
412
00:19:00,938 --> 00:19:03,033
Means we're rack, back,
and safeties off, ma'am.
413
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:06,292
We're ready to handle any threat level.
414
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,154
I don't believe this.
415
00:19:08,154 --> 00:19:11,279
I turned down Jay Z's
drop party to be here.
416
00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:13,041
- I thought we were winning.
- Ma'am.
417
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,568
We're on one of the safest
routes of any downrange.
418
00:19:15,735 --> 00:19:18,095
It won't be a problem.
419
00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:23,929
Approaching zone J. Vehicle one, clear.
420
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,842
Vehicle two is clear.
421
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,471
Car comin' out fast.
422
00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:30,064
Four, check out passenger. Roger that.
423
00:19:32,592 --> 00:19:33,789
Oh, my God!
424
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:35,051
Ay, dios mio. Ay, dios mio.
425
00:19:35,051 --> 00:19:37,679
What just happened? Oh, my God!
What happened? What happened?
426
00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:39,275
Hello? Hello? Are we being attacked?
427
00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:41,203
What was that gun fire?
428
00:19:41,236 --> 00:19:44,029
Ma'am, I'm gonna need
you to stop talking to me.
429
00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:46,557
Clear, he dropped back.
Passenger was just a kid.
430
00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:48,318
- Check that, four.
- Ay.
431
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,779
Will you pull yourself together?
432
00:19:50,779 --> 00:19:52,108
I'm serious.
433
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,135
Don't make me turn this convoy around.
434
00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:57,030
We are green. We are green.
435
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,321
All units, stand down.
436
00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:04,411
There you go.
437
00:20:11,493 --> 00:20:13,322
Senator.
438
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,416
Welcome to Afghanistan.
439
00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:16,845
- Ambassador...
- Safe trip? Good?
440
00:20:17,045 --> 00:20:18,209
- Yeah...
- Good, well, indeed.
441
00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:22,199
- Ambassador.
- How are you?
442
00:20:22,199 --> 00:20:23,961
- Welcome.
- Safe trip, I hope?
443
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:27,618
So, Jake. Great to see you again.
444
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,547
Secretary Kerry sends his best.
445
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:31,575
- Really?
- I kid you not.
446
00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:34,834
Says you guys are really
tearin' it up over here.
447
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,793
- Ah, not how he put it, but...
- Why don't we get started?
448
00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,389
Listen, Jake.
449
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:41,882
We come a long way, and we're beat.
450
00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:43,113
We're not particularly interested
451
00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:44,443
in any nuance today.
452
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,468
Senator Biggs, how can I
brief you without nuance?
453
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,893
The ISAF mission is a complex conflict
454
00:20:50,893 --> 00:20:53,054
with an incredible number of moving parts.
455
00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:55,248
Look, you got your good news
456
00:20:55,248 --> 00:20:56,944
and your bad news in here, right?
457
00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:58,939
Well, of course.
458
00:20:58,939 --> 00:21:01,831
Well, not to put too fine a point on it,
459
00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:03,427
but we're only here for the good parts.
460
00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:05,157
Anyone who wants to
read the defeatist parts
461
00:21:05,157 --> 00:21:07,085
can do it after hours.
462
00:21:07,085 --> 00:21:09,180
We're interested in something
that looks like victory
463
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,344
if we don't turn tail.
464
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:13,701
Can you help us with that?
465
00:21:13,701 --> 00:21:15,597
Are you joking, Senator?
466
00:21:15,597 --> 00:21:17,825
I can make Afghanistan sound
like fucking Switzerland
467
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:19,487
if you want.
468
00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:20,850
Listen, how safe are we here?
469
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:24,075
Can I take my vest off for a moment?
470
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:27,766
I think I've got a rash or something.
471
00:22:12,918 --> 00:22:14,414
Shit! Get down!
472
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,886
- Take cover!
- Damn it!
473
00:22:26,118 --> 00:22:29,277
Come on!
473
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:36,659
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