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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
America was obsessed with running.
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From Flo Jo and Carl Lewis
to Chariots of Fire,
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from this running man
to this running man,
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everyone was feeling
that runner's high.
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Well, everyone except me.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Come Friday,
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all of you will be doing
the state-mandated mile run.
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Here's how it works.
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You run a mile,
I time you,
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then I inform the state
of how alarmingly inert the modern child has become.
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Question.
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Why is the state so determined
to make us move our bodies?
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Yeah, why focus on us?
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It's like
what are they running from?
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This run
is not up for debate.
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It is law written clear as day
in the state's constitution.
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Balls. You've won this round,
Pennsylvania,
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but you've messed with
the wrong inactive citizen.
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What?
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How can they
force you to run
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when your bones
are still growing?
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Excessive movement
stunts your growth.
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That's what I said!
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Well, don't you worry,
because mama will run a million miles
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to help her baby
not run one.
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Just for that,
I'm handing out free sugar.
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Get in here
and grab a lump.
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Ooh!
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You love it.
You love it.
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"Still growing"?
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That's your excuse?
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Yeah,
it's a super bummer,
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but what are you gonna do?
A note's a note.
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I didn't think
your mother could top "preparing for a haircut."
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I didn't, either.
I was impressed, too.
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Shame on you.
What would William Penn himself say
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if he was standing here
right now?
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"Why aren't you all
working the fields? Winter is coming."
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Indeed, he would be mystified
by our modern world,
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but he'd also be very
disappointed in you.
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I can live with that.
Well, looks like Goldfarb
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will not be joining you
in the mile run.
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So lame!
What a weenie!
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You suck, Goldnerd!
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Pfft. I can live with that,
as well.
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The good news is,
the note says
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nothing about him
playing goalie,
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which is what
he's going to do right now.
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Fire away!
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Oh, stop!
I'm still growing!
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Re... Read the note!
Read the note!
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**
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was January 16th, 1980-something.
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Lainey Lewis had left
to pursue her dreams.
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But back home,
it wasn't so dreamy.
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BARRY: I can't believe
she actually left.
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I know!
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How could Lainey
just ditch our band?
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Now it's just me and my
rhythm-challenged drummer.
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I agree.
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Lainey's talent
made up for my lack of skill,
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and now
I'm totally exposed.
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You think you miss her?
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My baby girl left me
in an empty nest.
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Who's gonna make sure
I have towels? Who?
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The JTP's heartbroken,
too, bro.
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ALL: JTP.
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I just don't know
when the achy feeling in my heart place
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is gonna go away.
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Soon enough, pal.
Just take it day by day.
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Don't say "day."
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Days are how Lainey measured
the passing of time.
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Isn't that how everyone
measures the passing of time?
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You knew her so well, Andrew.
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Thank you for understanding
my pain,
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even though you have
a tiny peanut heart
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like a little hummingbird.
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Okay, it's
a normal-sized heart, but...
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Bevy, how much longer
is this gonna go on?
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I want my den back.
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Our babies are devastated,
and all you can think about is your stupid den?
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That's where the TV is.
That's my baby.
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Ugh, I can't stand
to see their precious hearts hurting this much.
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I have to fix this.
No.
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Do not try and fix
their feelings. I mean it.
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But that's a mama's job,
to fix everything
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so they never learn pain
or sadness.
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It's very healthy.
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No, it's not.
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You soak up all their misery
like a sadness sponge,
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and then you're a wreck.
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It only makes things worse.
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Not this time.
(SIGHS)
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Those little pickles
need someone to be their rock,
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and damn it,
that someone is me.
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(CRYING)
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Your pain is overwhelming
all my senses!
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(CRYING CONTINUES)
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Hey, Mr. G.
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I made everyone
a nice chamomile tea.
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You want a mug?
You're such a... (BLEEP)
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Great.
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(CRYING)
Come into the mom cocoon!
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I'll snug you until you emerge
happy butterflies!
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(CRYING) This is obviously
our worst and only option!
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(ALL CRYING)
Yes, it is.
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Is it me, or is she
making them sadder?
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For once, it's not you.
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It's up to us to help
those morons move on.
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Sounds like
you're including me in a plan to save your family.
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I'm honored, sir!
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Why ya gotta make
everything so stupid?
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That's on me...
Partner.
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Okay, after doing
lots of research
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in psychology
and behavioral science,
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I have compiled a list of ways
to make everyone feel better.
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This is stupid.
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I know how
to cheer up kids.
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They need four things.
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Stuff, sandwiches,
songs, Sixers.
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This took me like eight hours,
but let's hear your thing.
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First I buy 'em stuff.
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Stuff makes 'em happy.
Uh-huh.
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Then I take them to
the drive-thru at Arby's.
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Kids love Arby's.
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They got roast beef.
Yeah, no, I've been to Arby's.
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Then we drive around,
and I play happy songs to make 'em happy.
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And then?
Then I got Sixers tickets
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'cause nothing
makes people happier
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than watching Dr. J
dunk on the Knicks!
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And then?
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Then you go home happy
and you stay that way!
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Okay, uh,
devil's advocate?
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Uh, maybe all that stuff
has worked in the past,
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but I'm not sure
how slam dunks are gonna solve this.
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Devil's advocate
to your devil's advocate, shut up.
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We're doing your thing.
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(BELL RINGS)
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That's class!
Enjoy the mile run, suckas!
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Looks like we'll be chillin'
right here with you, sucka.
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We forced our moms
to write us notes, too. What?
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"My son has
water on the knee
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and cannot run, jog,
or trot."
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Don't you dare
hand that in!
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"Daniel Morse is suffering
from puberty pains."
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Obviously you are,
but still!
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"Dave Kim has
'The Andromeda Strain'."
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Come on!
We can't all lie about our feeble bodies.
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Mellor will see
right through it.
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Damn it. He's right.
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Gym is pointless,
and so is Mellor.
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All he does is push us
out of our comfort zone.
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The zone I love being in!
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Sometimes I wish he would just
go away and leave us alone.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I stand before you with heavy heart
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and wildly jacked delts
to announce
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that I am leaving
William Penn Academy.
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What?
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The truth is,
I've been offered my dream job
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coaching the country's
best wrestlers for the Olympics.
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Wow. Where?
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Just 30 minutes away
at the Foxcatcher Farm,
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owned by the wild-eyed
eccentric billionaire John du Pont.
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But why would a billionaire
want to coach wrestlers?
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Hard to say.
He's an intense fella.
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Either way, it's
an opportunity of a lifetime
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with zero chance
of ending badly.
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Proud of you, coach.
You're the man.
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We'll miss you every day.
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Yeah, big blow.
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Point of procedure,
what happens with the mile run?
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The mile run
is hereby postponed
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until the school can find
a suitable, inferior replacement for me.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
Damn it, Rick,
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you said you wouldn't let
your eyes sweat.
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Walk it off, big guy!
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Let's go maximize
what little time we have left with him!
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Yes, oh, yeah, yeah!
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Such a bummer, guys!
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We feel so bad.
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(WHISPERING)
Mellor's gone!
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(ALL QUIETLY CHANTING
"MELLOR'S GONE!")
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(CHANTING GROWS LOUDER)
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ADULT ADAM:
While we were happy Coach was leaving,
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my mom took a stab at curing
everyone's depression.
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That's right.
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Focus on the fudge
and not the fact that
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you may never have
love, music, or a daughter ever again.
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Oh, damn it.
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She's pouring a gallon
of sadness on their fire.
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We gotta get rid of her.
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Got it. But how?
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I'll take care of it,
and I'm sorry.
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Hey, Bevy!
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The boy here needs
his sweater bedazzled,
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and he said
you wouldn't be good at it.
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Geoff Schwartz,
let's go! Move!
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All right,
you sad sacks.
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Enough moping.
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It's time to get out
for a day of dad fun.
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Pass!
(MUFFLED) Please, just go,
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and let us be miserable
in peace.
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Why be miserable here
when you can go out
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and listen to your
brand-new car stereo!
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What?
No way!
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Mur! This is the fancy kind
where you pop off the face and take it with you,
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and then car thieves
are like, "What?"
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MURRAY: And that's not all.
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You know what's
in that car stereo?
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Is that a compact disc?
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You said this family fully
invested in the cassette
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and there were no new formats
we'd ever need!
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So what do you say
we drive around, listen to music,
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and eat some of
our favorite meats!
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That's right!
We're going to Arby's!
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But that's
top-shelf fast food!
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We only get that as a treat
after we go to the dentist.
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Their fries are curly!
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That's a special-occasions
potato.
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And that's just the start.
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I also got us tickets
to the 76ers game!
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No way!
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Hey, feels good to stand.
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Why don't you put
on some clothes, and we'll head on out?
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Ah, look who's
a big, sparkly man!
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It's me.
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Damn it, Schwartz.
(QUIETLY) I told you to keep her occupied.
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I tried!
She bedazzles like the wind!
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I didn't even have
to take the sweater off!
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ADULT ADAM: And so my dad
piled everyone in the car,
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dead set on lifting
their spirits.
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On, off.
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On, off, on, off!
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Stereo bandits
have met their match!
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Well, Bill's happy.
What about the rest of you?
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My life is garbage.
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Lainey would throw stuff
in the garbage.
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That was her thing...
When she had trash.
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Murray, just turn
the car around and take us home.
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No! We're going
to the Sixers game, and we're gonna be happy!
246
00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,032
Here, listen
to this music disc and smile, damn it!
247
00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,467
* If you like pina coladas *
God, turn it off!
248
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,137
These joyful words
just remind me of my own misery.
249
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,039
Hey, what's going on
up there? I hear shouting!
250
00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,208
It's like the song
is rubbing its happiness
251
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,610
into our sad faces!
252
00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,777
Stop pushing buttons!
253
00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:04,912
You're just fast-forwarding
the song!
254
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,114
We need it
to make you happy!
255
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,116
(GRUNTS)
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
256
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,417
(GROANS)
Murray,
257
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,252
I think the kids broke
the stereo's face.
258
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,087
Relax,
it just clicks back...
259
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,823
Oh, no,
it's not clicking back on.
260
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,090
BARRY: Give it to me!
261
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,558
I'll align the delicate
components with force!
262
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,293
Just turn it off, Murray!
263
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,496
I can't!
It's now a stereo without buttons!
264
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,065
We'll just wait
for the song to end!
265
00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:28,135
* Come with me and escape *
266
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,236
(SONG ENDS)
267
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,739
(SIGHING)
268
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,574
(RUPERT HOLMES' ESCAPE
(THE PINA COLADA SONG) PLAYS) BARRY: Oh, my God.
269
00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:37,010
What's happening?
It started over. It's on repeat!
270
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,679
It's just gonna play
over and over! * If you like pina coladas *
271
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:39,980
We're stuck
in a happy loop!
272
00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,949
I don't feel happy!
I feel anger!
273
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,417
My anger is growing!
GEOFF: I don't know how much longer I can roll around...
274
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:47,520
ADULT ADAM:
Yep, my dad's happy plan just turned everyone angry.
275
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,757
Meanwhile, Coach Mellor's plan
was to find his replacement.
276
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:53,593
After an extensive search,
I'd like you all to meet Neelo Green.
277
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,595
Sup.
278
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,664
ALL: Sup.
279
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,165
Take it away,
Coach Green.
280
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,200
Layups, two lines.
281
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,369
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
**
282
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,073
Y'all terrible!
283
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,176
All day long!
284
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,444
Terrible.
285
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,747
You sure about this guy?
He seems a little bonkers.
286
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,783
Hey, every coach
has his methods.
287
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,685
Sometimes the crazier
the better.
288
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,187
In my gym,
we got two rules.
289
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,155
Number one,
we never give up!
290
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,623
We're on the same page.
291
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,792
Number two,
292
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,527
aliens are real
and they walk among us!
293
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,896
Different page...
294
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,497
Now I want to see
some squats!
295
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,899
Back on track.
296
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,302
When the invasion happens,
you will be probed.
297
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:39,406
And trust me, you do
not want to be probed.
298
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,009
It is very unpleasant!
299
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,011
Okay, we're gonna
keep on looking.
300
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,579
**
301
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,481
(HORNS HONKING)
ADULT ADAM: It was hour three in the car,
302
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,551
and my dad's plan
to cheer everyone up was at a dead standstill.
303
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:55,022
* If you like pina coladas *
No, I do not like pina coladas! I hate them!
304
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,656
I hate
all frozen beverages!
305
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,925
I'm unraveling!
306
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,061
Oh, no, Barry's unraveling!
Oh, don't unravel, boofie.
307
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,495
Just ignore the song.
308
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:05,866
I can't! My only thoughts
are these delightful lyrics!
309
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,768
Just drive the car, Murray!
Punch it!
310
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,102
Drive anywhere!
311
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,370
I can't!
312
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,706
There's construction
up and down 95!
313
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,607
There's no way out!
314
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,843
(SONG ENDS)
315
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,181
Could it be?
316
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,851
(RUPERT HOLMES' ESCAPE
(THE PINA COLADA SONG) PLAYS) Nope! Can't do it!
317
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,086
Bill, no!
We're on the expressway!
318
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,856
I hate you all!
(ROARS)
319
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,257
**
320
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:33,426
* I'm the love
that you've looked for
321
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,462
* Write to me and escape *
(BILL GRUNTS)
322
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,964
Good news, class!
323
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,899
After a pretty big
false start,
324
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:42,369
I finally found a perfect
replacement for Coach Mellor!
325
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,537
My brother!
Coach Mellor!
326
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,039
**
327
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,609
Oh, balls.
328
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,178
What is that giant man
doing here?
329
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,479
He coaches college football!
330
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,847
Not anymore.
331
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,984
After my mutual decision
to be fired from Villanova,
332
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,186
I decided to be a more...
333
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,288
Caring and sensitive coach.
334
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,623
I guess you could say
I've Mellor'd out.
335
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,993
(LAUGHS) Nice.
336
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,895
Gentle? Playful puns?
337
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,296
I'm digging this guy.
338
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,999
Look, I know you guys got
the mile run you got to do,
339
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,101
but I say, no more.
340
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,903
In fact,
if there's anybody
341
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,670
that would prefer
to be elsewhere,
342
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,741
like computer lab
or theater practice, just go.
343
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,710
I believe people
should follow their dreams.
344
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,314
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Busted!
345
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,349
Now I know who doesn't
wanna be here!
346
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,818
Oh, no!
It was a trap!
347
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,319
And we were
immediately exposed!
348
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,822
The mile run
is back on.
349
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:35,956
Move!
350
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,490
**
351
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,759
I'm sorry I fell!
352
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,262
Don't eat me!
353
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:45,298
(VOICE BREAKING) I'm just
so glad to see this job is staying in the family.
354
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,366
Ow.
355
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,935
ADULT ADAM: We were doomed.
356
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,803
I had to make sure original
Coach Mellor never left us,
357
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,204
and I wouldn't take no
for an answer.
358
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,106
No.
Come on, man!
359
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,475
I suddenly recognize
you have value.
360
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,477
Just because me and Nick
have different methods,
361
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,712
doesn't mean his is wrong.
Sure it does!
362
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,649
The point is,
we're both trying to teach you the same thing,
363
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,185
to be a winner,
not a Rosie Ruiz.
364
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,286
A Rosie Who-now?
365
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,354
Okay, Goldfarb.
366
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,689
One last lesson
before I go...
367
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,825
ADULT ADAM: That lesson
was about Rosie Ruiz,
368
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,693
a world-class runner
in the '80s,
369
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,896
famous for winning
the Boston Marathon
370
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,430
by taking the subway.
371
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,798
REPORTER: Rosie,
have you been doing a lot of heavy intervals?
372
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,200
Um, someone else
asked me that,
373
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,534
and I'm not sure
what intervals are.
374
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,471
This woman cheated
to win the Boston Marathon?
375
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,206
And no one noticed?
Nope.
376
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,875
Everybody was too caught up
in the excitement
377
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,510
that an unfit woman who knew
nothing about the sport
378
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:34,214
didn't even break a sweat
while shattering a world record.
379
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,817
Wow.
That is so wrong. Yeah.
380
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,054
She took the subway?
381
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,422
The subway!
382
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,992
Everyone has a sports hero,
and Rosie Ruiz is mine.
383
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,094
Controversial, but okay.
384
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,162
That's why
during the mile run, I'll jump into your car,
385
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,597
and you can drive me
to the finish line?
386
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,900
Aw, kiddo.
I... I can't help you.
387
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,167
'Cause cheating
is wrong?
388
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,237
No! Cheating's that rush
that keeps me ticking.
389
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,772
I can't help you
'cause I don't have a license.
390
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,241
You're really gonna
let the state
391
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,842
tell you you can't drive?
392
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,912
The same state that says
I have to run a mile?
393
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,446
But you can run a mile.
394
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,115
And you can drive a mile.
395
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,751
That I can.
Screw the state, I'm in!
396
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,253
ADULT ADAM:
Just like Rosie Ruiz,
397
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,455
I would cheat my way
out of the mile run.
398
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,557
All I needed
was the perfect excuse.
399
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,827
You guys go ahead!
I'm getting a cramp in my running muscles!
400
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,733
Hey, what's
Goldberg doing?
401
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,369
Cheating! How dare he!
402
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,138
And I want in.
403
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,239
ADAM: Punch it, Pops!
404
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,807
I think your friends
are on to us.
405
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,643
Let us in on this
or we're ratting you out.
406
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,745
Fine!
We'll do a group Rosie Ruiz.
407
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,148
Who's that?
My sports hero, just get in.
408
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,352
My God!
409
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,254
You kids broke
the five-minute mark!
410
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,990
Who knew we had Olympic-level
runners in our midst!
411
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,724
Now we can take State!
412
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,026
Are you kidding me
with this?
413
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,395
I told you
not to be Rosie Ruiz!
414
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,764
In my defense,
I didn't know you'd be here!
415
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,132
You cheated.
416
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,300
NICK: Is that the thing
you learned from me?
417
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,634
Why does it even matter?
418
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,937
We're not
your star athletes.
419
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,738
You won't even remember us
in 20 years.
420
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,940
COACH MELLOR: Is that right?
421
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,241
You think
I taught at this school
422
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,143
for the Ruben Amaro Jrs.
of this world?
423
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,579
Being that he's gonna be
a major-league player, yeah?
424
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,647
Okay, fine.
He's a nice perk.
425
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,583
But the real reason
I do this job
426
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,386
is to help kids who hate gym
believe in themselves.
427
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,124
Guess I inspired you
to be nothing.
428
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,993
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
pulling a Rosie Ruiz
429
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,860
was a real disappointment
for Coach.
430
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,298
And for my family,
things were even less rosy.
431
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,934
* Yes, I like pina coladas
432
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,005
* And getting caught
in the rain *
433
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,606
I don't really hear
the song anymore.
434
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,941
It's become a part of me.
BARRY: Oh, my God!
435
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,377
I've gone from loving the song
to hating it,
436
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,646
but now I kinda respect
and enjoy it,
437
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,115
but also fear it!
438
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,550
No, don't give into
the pina colada, man! You gotta fight it!
439
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,185
Fine! Let's go home!
440
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,320
Screw it! We'll do it!
441
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,921
I'll break all the laws
to get there!
442
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,223
BARRY: Good!
ERICA: Let's do it!
443
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,825
BEVERLY: Oh, Murray, Murray!
There's a cop!
444
00:15:58,891 --> 00:15:59,892
I see the cop!
445
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,228
Maybe he hasn't seen us!
446
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,662
He's looking right at us!
447
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,231
Well, act casual!
Don't look at him!
448
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,498
Aw, damn it! I looked!
449
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,701
Oh, no, we're making
direct eye contact!
450
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,003
License and registration.
451
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,138
What?
452
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,473
Turn off
the pina-colada song, sir!
453
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,908
What?
Just get out of the car.
454
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,910
We're gonna
get out of the car now
455
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,846
because we can't hear you!
456
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,982
I'm giving you a ticket
for riding in the breakdown lane.
457
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,717
Well, my family's
having a breakdown.
458
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:25,918
Doesn't that count
for something?
459
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,487
It does not.
(SCOFFS)
460
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,890
Great!
He's writing me a ticket. Are you happy?
461
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,525
No!
We didn't want any of this, Dad!
462
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,227
Yeah, they were
perfectly fine at home
463
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,928
in their warm mom cocoon!
464
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,598
Fine! You wanna mope around
for the rest of your lives,
465
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,832
mope away!
466
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,701
Please, you didn't do
any of this for them.
467
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,370
All you wanted
was peace and quiet
468
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,672
so you could watch TV again.
469
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,307
You think
I don't miss Lainey?
470
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,277
I watched that girl
grow up.
471
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,878
She's like a daughter to me.
472
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,613
But I can't ever say that
473
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,249
because I'm supposed
to be the strong one for this family,
474
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,086
who's never allowed
to feel sad.
475
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,221
And that makes it hurt
even worse.
476
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,789
**
477
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,528
ADULT ADAM:
My dad's plan to cheer up the family had backfired,
478
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,530
and now he was sadder
than anyone.
479
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,639
Stop looking at me!
I'm fine.
480
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,441
In all fairness,
it's hard to look away
481
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,976
knowing you're
all mushy inside and missing Lainey, too.
482
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,079
I thought you only get sad
when the Eagles lose.
483
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,814
I do! Now drop it, okay?
484
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,182
You want a huggy?
No!
485
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,783
How about laying on
some warm laundry?
486
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,319
What am I, a cat? No.
487
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,487
Do you want
my garlic bread? No.
488
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,622
Y... Yes.
489
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,124
But other than garlic bread,
I'm fine!
490
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,426
Let's just eat
and feel nothing.
491
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,462
ADULT ADAM:
Unfortunately, the silence only made everyone's mind
492
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,764
wander back to
an unlikely little ditty
493
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,100
about a frozen island drink.
494
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,902
(SINGSONG VOICE)
Do-do-do, do-do-do-do.
495
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,472
Oh, no.
496
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,507
(SINGSONG VOICE)
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do.
497
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,143
Don't!
I just got it out of my head!
498
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,812
* If you like pina coladas
499
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,148
I really don't.
500
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,682
BOTH:
* And getting caught in the rain
501
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,151
No one wants to be wet!
502
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,052
* If you're not into yoga
503
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,254
I'm not
into any of this!
504
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,955
BOTH:
* If you have half a brain
505
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,357
You have half a brain,
morons!
506
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,392
* If you love making love
at midnight
507
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,261
Midnight?
That's a whole new day.
508
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,663
BOTH:
* In the dunes of the cape
509
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,299
I hate that we all know
the words to this song.
510
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,701
ALL: * I'm the love
that you've looked for
511
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,803
* Write to me and escape
512
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,840
I like pina coladas.
513
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,242
(STRAINING) And?
514
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,346
And... Getting caught
in the rain.
515
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,048
ALL: * I got to meet you
by tomorrow noon
516
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,550
Aw, damn it, it's working!
517
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,918
ALL:
* Through all this red tape
518
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,820
MURRAY: I feel happy.
This is terrible.
519
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,322
ADULT ADAM:
As unlikely as it seemed,
520
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,824
my dad's plan
saved our family.
521
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,893
And for the first time
since Lainey left,
522
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,961
things didn't feel so sad.
* Yes, I like pina coladas *
523
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,497
Even better, our dad learned
524
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,300
he didn't always have to be
the strong one.
525
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:57,237
And even though my family
never may have made it to the Sixers game in person,
526
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,672
they did get to watch
Charles Barkley
527
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,342
dominate on the court
together.
528
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,378
As for me and my friends,
we finally ran our first mile.
529
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,047
And, yeah, it was probably
the slowest mile in school history,
530
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,882
but thanks
to some great coaching,
531
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,018
we pushed ourselves,
didn't give up,
532
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,753
and made it
across that finish line.
533
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,357
And... Eighteen minutes
and 27 seconds.
534
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,025
Now, that I believe.
535
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,993
Did we pass?
Congrats.
536
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,630
Thanks, Coach.
537
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,698
Don't thank me.
538
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,867
Truth is,
I was gonna let you bail,
539
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,802
but Rick said
you had it in you.
540
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,106
Your brother really
is one hell of a coach.
541
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,075
Maybe that's something
you ought to let him know.
542
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,511
* I knew her smile
in an instant
543
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,648
* I knew the curve
of her face *
544
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,616
Coach, wait.
545
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,118
I ran the mile.
For real.
546
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,954
I didn't doubt you
for a second.
547
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,357
Before you go...
548
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,759
I want you to know
how much you taught me.
549
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,193
Well, that's nice to say.
550
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,528
But it's true.
551
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,964
You taught me to give 110%,
552
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,800
and that rubbing dirt
on a bruise will cure it.
553
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,201
But most of all,
554
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:05,572
you taught all the kids
like me to never give up.
555
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,374
Just doing my job,
Goldberg.
556
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,910
Hey, you got my name right.
557
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,279
Only 'cause
you've earned it.
558
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,480
**
559
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,951
ADULT ADAM: Back then,
Coach Mellor always said
560
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,120
one day I would come
to appreciate him.
561
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,956
Turns out, that day came
when he made me run that mile.
562
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,259
And it continues even now.
563
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,095
All you need in life
is a good coach to remind you that
564
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,598
it's not about just making it
to the finish line.
565
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,733
It's about what it takes
to get there.
566
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,404
* Come with me and escape *
567
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,871
**
568
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,143
The, uh, first award that we
have is the coach's award.
569
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,278
(BELL DINGS)
570
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,646
**
571
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,820
What can I say?
I will always love you.
572
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,855
Dude, you got to stop this.
573
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,989
You're just hurting yourself.
574
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,525
Trust me.
You're gonna be fine.
575
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,959
Don't say "fine."
576
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,160
Lainey was fine.
577
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,962
That was her thing,
being fine.
578
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,131
Okay, we got to cheer you up.
579
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,966
How about we go play smashball
at the Wawa?
580
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,169
(SIGHS) Lainey used
to go to the Wawa. That was her thing.
581
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,439
We could go toilet-paper
Principal Ball's house.
582
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,342
Lainey used to use
toilet paper. That was her thing.
583
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,676
Okay...
584
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,779
Oh! I know how to prove
you can find love again.
585
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,381
We can watch a teen rom com.
586
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,483
(CRYING) Lainey used to love
teen rom coms!
587
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,251
That was her thing.
588
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,519
(TISSUE BOX SLAMS)
589
00:21:26,569 --> 00:21:31,119
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