All language subtitles for Sick of It s01e03.eng

Honestly, I don't understand why people
have to go out in such large groups.

Because they like each other.
They're friends.

Why go out with so many in one hit?

Spread them out, there's seven days
in a week, what are they doing?

- I mean, that fella there on the end.
- What?

Is he ever going to speak
to the fella on this end all night?

What's the point?

He's got to send him a text
to have a chat.

Don't worry about it,
it's not going to be a problem for you.

You don't have many friends.

That's why you're going away
for the weekend, alone.

Why is that so weird to you,
that I just want a bit of time away?

Listen, there's nothing wrong with that.

What I don't want to do, is just end up
knocking around with someone

who's an absolute loon,
just so I can say I've got a mate.

You know what they say,
it's an old saying,

"A stranger is a friend
you haven't yet met."

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, I can't be doing with that.

I prefer to keep them as strangers,
if I'm honest.

People become more annoying
once you know them.

For me, it's enough
just knowing a few faces.

That's all I need,
just a little bit of acknowledgement,

someone giving a nod
and I give a nod back, that's enough.

I don't want any more than that.

As soon as you start knowing
their names,

that's when they start
telling you all their problems

and getting involved and all that shit.
I just don't need it.

- A question for you.
- Go on.

Those faces you know,
which one are you gonna call

when you break down
at 3 o'clock in the morning?

I've got that sorted.
I pay the AA �39 a year, don't I?

You don't have to mess about
like you do with friends where,

you know, they help you out once
and then you've to start sending 'em

Christmas cards every year,
or birthday cards,

or going to their kid's christening.

So you forget all that, don't you?

Friends can be a pain in the arse
as well.

I didn't have a starter.
So why am I paying this much?

Who had the meat samosa?

I had the meat samosas,
so what's the big deal?

See this is what happens
when you go out in groups.

That's exactly what happens
when people go out in couples too.

Not as often as it does with big groups.

You've never been out
with a group of people.

- It happens every time!
- No, it doesn't.

- It's all in your imagination.
- All right, yeah. Whatever.

Because you don't like
to be with a lot of people.

Yeah, yeah, no, I don't,
you're right, yeah.

'Cause they're antisocial.

Do you think,
it is like, a little bit odd

wanting to go away on me own or what?

Are you winding me up?

No, I'm just wondering.

But you spoke about this last night
for about an hour and a half

- with Norma.
- Yeah.

Trying to convince her
that it's not a weird thing to do,

that it's normal and healthy,
to go away and have time by yourself.

And now, you're on the way there
and now you start doubting yourself.

You've been stuck in that space
with Norma for like 10 months,

and this is a chance,
this is what you wanted,

a chance to have
a bit of time by yourself.

And you're sort of doubting it now.

- I'm not doubting it.
- Jesus!

Well, who... Who would you go with?

Let's face it, Norma said, didn't she?
That you haven't got any friends,

so who would you go with?
Come on! Name them, name them.

Who are all these people you know?

And don't say Zoe
because that's not happening, is it?

There's no chance
of that happening, she's gone.

And even when you did go away with her,
you didn't really enjoy it, did you?

Where's that place you went to with her,
for the weekend?

- The Cotswolds.
- Yeah, Cotswolds.

- The Wool Factory.
- Right, you hated it.

You walked around for the whole weekend
with a face like a slapped arse.

So you didn't enjoy that,
yet here's a chance for you,

to do exactly what you want
and you're sort of worrying about it.

I'm not worrying about it.

- You're doing me head in.
- Well, you do my head in.

Oh, tune!

- Oh, hey! Hey, it's Karl, isn't it?
- Yeah.

- Hello, I'm Megan.
- Hi, Megan, you all right?

- Good trip?
- Yeah, not bad yeah.

So that's kind of it really. Um...

Do you need any bedding
for the pull out sofa bed?

I've just remembered there isn't any

so I just have to pop back
and get some.

No, it's not necessary.
I'm here on my own, so...

Oh, okay, yeah.
Have you got friends in the area?

No, don't know anyone.

Okay, cool, well, there's some board
games there which are quite popular...

- All right.
- And, um...

The White Horse is only 20 minutes away.

That's a great pub,
lots of friendly locals,

and there's live music.
It's a great place to meet people.

- Well, that's good to know. All right.
- So, you've got everything you need?

- Yeah, I've got the keys. Brilliant.
- Yeah, okay, well, um, enjoy your stay.

- Take care.
- I will do, will do. See ya.

"Perfect location
to chill out with friends.

"Kathy, Phil, Dave and Rose."

I wonder if they're still mates
after having that weekend away.

"Great place to have all your friends
under one roof.

"Jill, Fraser, Sonia, Bart, Juliet
and Niall."

Six people? All in one go?

Jesus, I'd need
another holiday after that.

Honestly, it's tiring, innit?
Wears you out company.

That's why, like, hospitals
have visiting hours, isn't it?

Know what I mean?
You're never going to get well, are you,

if people are constantly
sat around your bed wittering on.

What the fuck...

What you doing, you dick? Leave it.

We're meant to be going to the shops.

- Can I help you?
- Jesus!

- All right, mate?
- Oh, you're the guy from the cottage.

Yeah, that's right, yeah.

Yeah, I didn't see anyone else arrive
with you.

No, I just came away on my own,
have a bit of me time.

Oh, that's why I moved out here.

Get to know myself better.
Can't say I like who I found.

Right, it's just I heard a noise.

So, I came over to see if,
you know, I could help anyone.

Oh, too late for help, mate.

That was me. I do scream therapy.

Yeah, they told me
to let it out, you know.

Any anger, frustration.
It's not healthy to keep that in.

- Right.
- Yeah.

Okay. Well, um,
I've got to nip to the shops

- so I might see you about then, yeah?
- Oh, I'll come with you.

Nah.

No, why?

Because you're busy, aren't you?
You've got your scream therapy to do,

you've got to let out the anger
and all, haven't you?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah, but I need some stuff.

Well, what is it you need?
Give us a list.

Yeah, okay, I'll get you a list.

I tell you what you should get.

If that loon is going to be screaming
his tripe out all weekend,

you wanna get some earplugs.

Yeah. They're out of stock.

Of course they are.
Whilst he's been living round here,

I bet they sell more
earplugs than milk.

Are you staying in the cottage?

- Yeah.
- Ah! You away with the family?

No, just on my own.

Oh, okay.

Well, there is plenty of activities
for you to get involved in.

We do surfing lessons,
paddle boarding...

Yeah. Can I have a packet
of SureSleep, please?

Horse riding, abseiling,
do you like archery?

Yeah, I don't really do
that sort of stuff,

I'll probably just nip out
and have a walk.

Yeah, no, rambling.
Yeah, no, we do a great walk.

Actually, I think there's
a cave walk first thing.

Yeah I just mean like on my own.
Not with a group.

- Do you know what, it's very popular.
- Is it?

Hmm. There's always a big turnout
for the rambling.

That's good then, innit?

Ooh, mountain biking!

You can't leave here without signing up
for the mountain biking.

How much is that?

Well, actually, the price includes
all the gear and lunch...

No, no. For this little lot.

Oh, um, that is �38.69.

Yeah, you will love it.

It is very sociable.
It's tandem mountain biking.

- Is it?
- Yeah.

Yeah, have a look at that.

Jesus. Do you have to pair up
with someone round here

to go for a shit and all?

God, it's really good exercise.

Yeah, I know you're doing your job
and that

but it's not for me, that sort of thing.

Do you know what,
a lot of people come here like you,

thinking it's not for them, but they...

Is she wearing the last pair
of ear plugs or what?

'Cause she's not listening, is she?

Do you know what,
you might surprise yourself.

I've told you, I'm not interested
in any of that stuff.

I split up
with my girlfriend 10 months ago,

I'm living with me aunty.
I've come here for a bit of me time,

so I don't need
any of that organised fun shit.

- Here's your change, then.
- Cheers.

- See you again then, all right.
- Yeah, see you again, yeah, cheers.

Oi, oi, remember
when you used to go on holiday with Zoe?

You had a rule didn't you?
Do you remember that?

Yeah.

Right, what was it then?

Not to talk to anyone
until the day before we were leaving.

That's right, and why was that?

Didn't want them to hang around
with us all week, did we?

Exactly, so just
put the bag down and leg it.

You should have
an early night, you know.

If he sees that light on,
he's gonna be over here like a moth.

Where are them pills?

Leave it.

Ignore it.
It'll be your new best mate, won't it?

What are you doing?
You can't just wander in.

Well, you didn't answer the door.

So what?

Well, Maisie said that you popped
by the shop last night

and you bought booze and sleeping pills.

- Yeah?
- And beans and potato cakes.

Well, we thought you might
have done something stupid.

Well... Why would I?

Well, she said that you seemed down

and you've broken up
with your girlfriend,

and living with your aunty.

I mean, your life
doesn't sound that great.

And she said she couldn't interest you
in any activities.

Yeah, 'cause I'm not into
that sort of thing.

Right, well,

I can't help but thinking
that you should get involved.

You know, I mean,
sitting here by yourself

isn't going to help your situation.

That's what I came here for!
I just want to be left alone.

But by doing that,
you're letting it win.

Get out!

Jesus Christ, you barmy bastard.
I'm sick of this!

Right.

Bit of trivia. Science.
Who invented the internet?

Oh, I know this.

It's one of them, innit,
that's always on, like,

Tipping Point and Eggheads?

Why does the brain do this?

It knows it knows it,
but it doesn't know it.

If it's not going to remember it,

it might as well forget that
it once knew it.

Go on, who is it?

Tim Berners Lee.

Bastard! I did know it, honestly,
I knew that. Go on, give us another one.

Here you are, music.

Who had a number one hit single
with the song Shaddap You Face?

Oh, one hit wonder,

about 1980, wasn't it? Uh...

Joe Dolce!

- Yep.
- Nice one.

This is more like it, innit?

I mean, why be with other ramblers
when you can just do it alone,

- and at your own pace?
- Dunno.

I mean, if they insist
on like walking in a group,

at least make it a protest
or a demonstration march.

Do you know what I mean? Otherwise,
it's sort of pointless, isn't it?

Yep.

Hiya. Have you got a menu, please?

Will anyone be joining you?

No, it's just me.

Sorry, these are for larger groups.
We've got tables for one over there.

What, by the toilets?
Why can't I stay here?

A coach load of people
could turn up at any time,

and then, I'd have to ask you to move.

I can't see the view
from over there though, can I?

Oh, you again. All right?

Oh, if there's two of you,
I can let you sit here.

I'm Karl, by the way.

Zach.

Come here often?
Sort of recommend anything?

No.

Well, you can't really go wrong
with a BLT, can you?

Have you heard of azodicarbonamide?

- No, what's that?
- It's in bread.

Yeah, it's a chemical
they also use it in yoga mats.

I've never heard of anyone dying
from eating a yoga mat,

so it can't be that bad,
can it?

What would you like?

I'll get a tap water, thanks.

I'll just have, uh...
Just a tea, please.

- Lived here long, then?
- Four years.

It's nice. I like it.

You know, solitary confinement
is a punishment in some countries.

I dunno, I quite like me own company.

Yeah, so did I.

Then there comes a day when
you need somebody and nobody's there.

Thanks.

And I could just end it all today,
nobody would even notice.

Have you ever felt that lonely?

No, I mean like, if things are that bad,

you know there's a shop down the road,
don't you,

with, like,
loads of activities on offer?

Like horse riding, paddle boarding,

abseiling, it's all going on.
Get down there.

I don't do organised fun.

I don't either, to be honest.

I tend to stay away
from anything sort of sociable,

which is bad really, because it would
probably do me some good.

But, since splitting up
with my girlfriend I just...

I'm too fed up to be around people,
do you know what I mean?

Sort of catch 22, isn't it?

Jesus.

Hard work, isn't he?

Sucks the life out of you, doesn't he?

Enjoying that?

Nothing wrong with these.

It's funny how people say, like,
"Eating's a sociable thing."

But I think it's better
if you just do it on your own.

Let's face it,
if you do it with other people

the tongue doesn't know what it's doing,
does it? It gets confused.

It doesn't know whether
it's tasting, or, you know, talking?

Then you end up biting it,
that's agonising, isn't it?

Your tongue can't multi-task, can it?

Who's that, now?

Um, hey.
I wondered if you could help me?

What?

- You've met Zach.
- Hmm.

Well, he's been a bit down
in the dumps for a while,

and he has depression.

- Has he?
- Hmm.

But he's really come out
of his shell today,

and has signed up
for one of our activities.

Yeah, I know, I told him to do that.

Oh, well done, yeah, that's brilliant.

Well, um, thing is though, it's, well,
it's tandem mountain biking today.

Right. And I know
where you're going with this.

There's not a chance,
I told you in the shop

that I'm not into that sort of thing,
so I'm not doing it, no.

- Please.
- No, no. Definitely not.

Get someone else to do it with him.

No, there's no other single person.

Well, give him a refund then.

Look, it's a really big deal for him,
and if he doesn't do it today...

Well, I dunno, he could end up
in one of them slumps again.

Right. And what about
what I want here, eh?

Well, you're not doing
anything else, are you?

Well, no. But that's what I want to do.

I don't want to do anything.
That's what I came here for.

Well, you could pick
another time to be alone.

No. This is the time I've picked.

It's fine for him.

If he needs help, there's loads
of phone lines he can call.

Helplines, Samaritans, hotline
and all that lot.

Who do I call to say
I want to be left alone?

All right,
if that's how you really feel.

Yeah, it is. That is how I feel, yeah.

- Is that a definite no?
- Definitely, yeah, see ya.

I'm sick of this.

I can't believe
I got involved in this madness.

I hope you appreciate it.

Me appreciate it?
What are you talking about?

I'm doing this for you. You know,
all that talk about being alone?

It reminded me of me
when I first moved out here.

I just realised
we both need to snap out of it.

There's nothing wrong with me.

I've basically been roped into this
to help you out.

You just don't see the signs.

That Maisie from the shop,
she reckons this is good for both of us.

I'm sick of her sticking her nose in.

Seriously, don't be doing this
just for me, I'm fine.

And listen, I'm not comfortable
with this speed, Zach.

Right, slow down now, Zach.
This is going a bit fast, this.

No, this is what we need, mate,
a dose of this.

Your bum's there though, Zach.
I can't...

I've got no brakes back here, Zach.

I've got the brakes
and I'm not fucking using them!

Zach, seriously, slow down.
You're going to kill us both here.

Boredom is the killer.

- Zach, stop! Stop!
- No!

Stop!

You all right? Karl?

Karl? Karl?

Oh, mate, Karl, you okay?

I don't even know what happened.

You flipped right off the back,
you were there and then you weren't.

I thought it was game over.

And I realised I'm not ready for that.

I walked out of there and tried
to get some help, you know.

Okay, everyone. Can you please leave
and let the patient have some peace?

Visiting time's over.

- See you soon then, all right?
- Yeah.

Oh, there's cave walking
tomorrow if you fancy it, Zach.

Oh, cave walking!
Cave walking.

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